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Shoboy After Party 122

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Broadcast on:
09 Jul 2024
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Raw and Unfiltered sin pelos en la lengua! 

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Today, during the show, we talked about Don Pedro Rivera. Miigolo right there, man down, proposed to his hyena. He has not happened, though. I mean, he just proposed, but like-- He hasn't gotten married. I think it's a tragedy. He just gave it a ring because the hyena looks like she's been complaining like, "Oh, yes, you better not just be playing with me. Don't estamia ni yo yo yoten tregal mio." Oh, and the food is just like, "Yeah, I hate to put them in." That's terrible. Me too. So, anyways, for those of you who don't know who Don Pedro Rivera is, he is the father of the legendary Jenny Rivera, who's an amazing singer, rest in peace. Yeah. And he is 80 years old? 81, y'all. 81 years old. Hold on one second. Y'all trip on this. He's-- He could be our next Jewish president. Me too. Yes. He was born in the year 1943. Wow. Yes. That was alive during the '50s. That was my dad's birth year. 1943. Oh, no. He was 1942. My mom was 43. Wow. 81. Let's go. Let's go. The roaring '20s. And then the, what was it like, the bad '30s, huh? And then '40s was just wild. Anyways-- It was a great depression. Great depression was in the '30s. Oh, my God. He looks great for 81 years old. So maybe I'm going to wait. Anyways, he just proposed to his girlfriend, obviously he's separated and divorced. From Donia Rosa. I don't know. Are they officially divorced, Kim? I don't know. You're all up on the Rivera's, like, if they were the Kardashians. Yes. My mom says, yes. Porque rise. Eza señor a la hrdquitalto ditalas casa. So I think they are officially divorced. And honestly, Donia Rosa don't really play like that. She seems smart. That's Lottoera por lo síquo spiro por la diai. She wants nothing to do with him. And for those of you who don't know who the Rivera's are, they're basically like the Mexican Kardashians. Yeah. Like all their families involved in the industry, celebrity vibes. Now influencers, Cheeky's is the granddaughter of Don Pedro Rivera. Cheeky's just got married in Las Vegas this weekend. And now her grandpa, Don Pedro, got engaged in Las Vegas like days after Sunieta Se casa. Do you even think he was at Cheeky's wedding? I don't think so. Oh, and then I was thinking T too, maybe I'm just being messy, but you know how Becky G was the one that introduced the pair, Emilio and Cheeky's together. She wasn't there. Is that T? Becky G was not at the wedding. No, she was there. Oh, she was? Yeah. She didn't post. But at least this red is or the blogger, she said that she was one of the ones in attendance. And it was a really small intimate ceremony. And I'm pretty sure was Sebastian there, Becky G's ex quote, unquote, still boyfriend. Oh, that we didn't get. That's the real two. Anyways, moving along. So this is Don Pedro Rivera, for those of you who don't know, he's engaged to a woman who's now in her late 30s. And it just got me thinking, right? First, first of all, that's crazy, 80 and 40, blah, blah, blah, more ways than one in aging and all the above. Would you want to get remarry? Okay. Let's imagine this, right? You get married, you have kids, deals, no, look, get up, but you end up getting a divorce. Do you think you would want to get remarried or just live that single life, porque no, have a boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever it is, or just stay single or get remarried? What would you do, Priyanka? I think I would stay single and just be a whole. But I know how, yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's only like one love, you know what I'm saying? I was surprised. Oh, buddy. No, I'm just, I mean, I don't think I could get remarried again, because, you know, like it probably is only gonna happen without one time, you know what I mean? I only get one, but yeah, I probably will still be out there, you know. But I don't know, because I see like my grandma and my grandpa, who they both, like from my mom and my dad's side, they, like my grandma on my dad's side has lost my grandpa. And then on my mom's side, my grandma has passed away. And they haven't like remarried, remarried, like you should introduce them to each other, you know? No, no, we don't need that. No, we're not my sweet grandpa with my crazy grandma. I mean, we love them, but yeah, no, they're definitely different. So they stayed single? Yeah. And we're also trying to keep my grandpa away from the senior center because, dude, let him pop in there and all of that little, you know, senoras are going to be after him. True fact, the most STDs are found in senior centers. Yes, that's true. Because, look, they really can't get pregnant no more. So let them, Karana, la Karan, and then you take off them, dentures, and then they have the medicine. Oh, yeah. They got higher medicine. The blue pill. That's crazy. Got it. So does your grandpa or your grandma put him up on it that you know of have a little candy on the side? Um, no, my grandpa absolutely not because he's still like, oh, until this day, like cries for my grandma and like, like, we'll look at her picture, has her everywhere. My grandma, on the other hand, she doesn't, but Loki, she'd be like saying, like, she'll have a little, a little combos, like, oh, dude, like, she'll tell me, like, be with an older man, or she'll be like, oh, no, we still, and like, yeah, you know, the la Vuelta, and I'm like, no, grandma, which one, like, it doesn't let you hit us. Yeah. So, but I don't think she's like, again, another one, if she was at the senior center, she'd be popping. I'd be like, popping something else, if you know what I'm saying. What's that? What's that sound about? Grab your knees or something? That's all your knees. Let that pussy. It can't wait. Let that ass break. Kim. Do you think, God forbid, right? You get married to Eddie, you have Chiquillos, you get your tubes tied or Eddie gets a vasectomy, and you get your BBL, so you're looking snatched again. Would you ever get remarried if y'all were to get divorced? Let me know coming up now. Hey, Fidelity. How can I remember to invest every month? With the Fidelity app, you can choose a schedule and set up recurring investments in stocks and ETFs. Oh, that sounds easier than I thought. You got this. Yeah, I do. Now, where did I put my keys? You will find them, where you left them. Investing involves risk, including risk of loss, Fidelity brokerage services LLC member NYSE SIPC. Yes, pretty much. I already see it. It's going to be Kim and Eddie are going to be, well, Kim, specifically, it's going to be like the open ada, muchona senior at the senior center. Like I've seen some of the ladies, like, you know, what they're still there, BBL bodies with makeup every day, all done up with her cute little purse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And with her many seen. Oh, hella lipstick on her on her teeth on her dentures, Kim, I know you probably haven't thought about this before, but just because we're having this topic, what did you do to me? I have actually, I cried one time. Wait, what? I cried one time thinking about it. Tell us more. I was just like, Oh my gosh, I don't want Eddie to die, and I just started crying. Oh my God. Oh my God. So my grandma from Mexico, her husband died very soon, very early on, young, young. She never remarried. That was his first mistake. That's why you died, Rachel? Yeah. Yeah. He was happy. I feel bad for my grandma. I just saw her kind of struggle a little bit, obviously as a single mom with five kids. She was like, what? In her 40s? Yeah. My grandpa died when he was 40. So that's very odd. Oh my gosh. That's my age. Yeah. Yeah. She had five kids, little kids, and she struggled a lot into her old age. She struggled a lot with one, the thought of her not having somebody. Yeah. She was lonely, like obviously she had family, but I could tell like she missed her husband very much. Right. On the other hand, you know, Elita El Salvador. Elita. Elita. Elita. She's also stayed single, and her husband died when my mom was two. Oh my gosh. But she's been living her best life. Like you wouldn't even know. All right. No, no, no, no. No. So then I guess she had like another guy or whatever, but she didn't stay with the. Yeah, she didn't stay. She stayed single. So she's just been single and loving it. She doesn't have to cook for nobody. She just looks for herself. She wants to go to a party. She goes to a party. Or like in this situation where you're going to go to El Salvador in a week, and then you are going to bring her back to the States and she's going to spend like three months out here. Yeah. She doesn't have to worry about anybody. In Cambio, La De Mexico, Seve que la gole mucho, Seve que, like she, like in her case unfortunately, I would have loved for her to maybe find someone to feel that hard and, and, but La del Salvador lives her best life. So I don't know. I guess it would depend how I am, like if I feel like, Oh my gosh, I'm going through so much, like I can't do this alone. Maybe and depends if my kids are older. My kids are older. I will stay single. So I can hear me. Eddie. Eddie. God forbid. Just answer this real quick. God forbid if you were to die after being married with Kim, you were to die first. Would you be okay with her remarrying? Yeah. It's up to her. Look what I'm going to do. On to her bag. You can pull her feet while she's hooking up with the nubato. Oh, yeah. The critical is me. Yeah. Pull something else on my phone. Hi. I want her to be happy. So if she needs to do that, then it's up to her. I would want him to be happy to like say I passed away and he was like with the kids. I need someone to take care of our kids. Not that I don't trust him, but I would want someone to take care of our kids and him. Eddie, this is a trap. Kim's ghost is still going to be like, this is a trap. You're supposed to say no way I would never want to marry another woman. It's not. No, I wouldn't. No, I would never. Say, good job. I mean, heck no. Good job. You wouldn't? No. Eddie, you would have to know. I got my mom. I got your mom. Yeah, my mom. And you're a sister. Johnny. Yeah. Come on. Mine is full. Yeah. Even though I don't have enough food for you, apparently. Ah. Nothing was a la pizza. Gave her the numbers. No, but he got at least the kind of side. If you want to start with start, Eddie, so you wouldn't get remarried. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Wow. But you're okay with Kim does. Yeah. Yeah. If that makes her happy, that's fine. Oh, what a simp. Was he a no-bucket, Kim? You can finally really enjoy good sex. Oh my God. What about you, Shaboy God? The only man that he wanted to let out Janet pieces out. Oh, Lord, I can't even say it. Oh my gosh. Oh, yeah. We get divorced. Or you get divorced. Are you getting remarried? Girls are older. That's a good question. I, if the girls are not married and living their life yet, I wouldn't get remarried. But if they're like, if they have their husbands and yas was familias, then I possibly could get remarried. That's weird. And I would do it the opposite. I would do it if the kids are young. I would consider getting remarried because for their stability, for my stability as a single parent. You know why I wouldn't do it, Kim? Because I wouldn't want the girls to think that I'm replacing their mom in any way, shape, or form. You know what I'm saying? So I don't want to even put that thought into their mind. And maybe I'm wrong for thinking this way because I know there are a lot of people get remarried and have successful second marriages or third or whatever it may be. So no judgment on that. I'm just saying for me, my focus would become a thousand percent. My daughters. Yeah. If they're not already like moved on and married and so on and so forth, it would be like, hey, your mom is not here anymore either because she passed away, God forbid, or because we got divorced, well, they would probably end up with Janet, my wife, right? But I would just want to be like the best dad ever. You know, yeah, I would day I would hang up some highness here in that. But I study. Yeah, but not make I see what you're saying, but not make it like completely official if they were younger because then that whole confusion or just yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's different. I think they might be like, Oh, that's not my mom. And I bet it's tough. For a lot of people that are getting married again and it's a blended family that the kids sometimes feel like, Oh, you're not my real dad or you're not my real mom. You're never going to replace her or him. You know what I'm saying? And I just don't want to do that. And I think that's okay to think that like, I don't, I think that's a thing like nobody's trying to replace them because nobody can't, but this is a situation where in now, I think if they're older, I would not get remarried because at that point, it to me, it would be like, what's the point other than selfishly trying to find love, which at that point, I'm old. Like I just want to be surrounded by my kids and if they can take care of me, yeah, that's where I'd rather be what do you guys think that your boy's wife would say, we should get remarried. If this fool got a divorce or passes away, it's common. No, really? Yeah, I think that's my stock. Okay. Why? No, in both scenarios, she would get remarried. Yeah. Let's call it. Why? I think divorce a thousand percent. Oh, if it was divorce, yeah, one thousand percent for sure. She's getting remarried and it's going to be bomb. No. I know. What the hell? She, she like Cam could also finally enjoy good sex. Thanks, Rachel. Appreciate it. I can't, I can't fight that. I feel like if it's, yeah, you're right, Cam. If it's a divorce, I think yes, if it's, you know, because you passed, I don't think so. Yeah, maybe not until they're older, but I think she would. That's all right. Let's call her. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. Stirring the pot. Let's find out. She, she probably like, anytime she sees a call from the studio, she's like, Oh, no. What are they going to ask? Right. What is he? Yes. I wonder if she'll answer. Nice, not the contest that she definitely can remain full. She's probably already with the sanctuary now. Hello. Love. Yes. Hi. Hi, love. And a laughter body. Hi. Is it on speaker? Can, can the girls hear? Yes. They see. Pero spread out. Ah-ha. Get that little speaker. But I can love. Yes. I know. We're in the car. Hi. Hi. Hi. Okay. Our daughters are not listening. No. Okay. Good. Good. No. And you got, you got answer quick, babe. You don't have time to think. Okay. Okay. Two scenarios for you. I had to forbid I pass away. Will you get remarried? I mean, it's going to happen, right? No. No, I got a diet at some point, babe. Okay. She said, no, thank you. Will you get remarried? Yes and no and why? Because, I mean, expectations are high and you pretty much achieved all my expectations so nobody can top them. All of them. Come on. Yeah. Except the nighttime. I'm just kidding. Wow. No. That's when you know it's real love. Right. There's a link for that. Wow. Right. You would? No. You would? You would? You would? You would remarried? No. I said no. Right into the podcast. No. I'll explain what I said in a little bit. The scenario of God forbid, we don't use this word. We don't use this word. We don't bring it up. But if we were to get divorced, the D word, would you get remarried? Yeah. They don't know it then. Would I get remarried? It's divorce, girl. And it's his fault. He cheated. No, no, no. He cheated. I'm going to say no because I would be jaded. I would just be like, meh, my horso la que mala companue. Wow. I thought you would. Kim and Vanessa said that if we got divorced, you would get remarried. Nah. It's too much drama. I would probably travel the world and like have fun. Yeah. Basically, my grandma. Charlie. Yeah. Charlie. Yeah. Yes. That's better. So this is what I said. I said I would not remarry until our daughters were like grown up and married with their own families. Maybe I would remarry then. Wow. But only if we got divorced, but not if you were to pass away. Why are you like, or you know, if we got no review in Jesus name, we reviewed his name for all of us and our listeners. But we brought it up because el papapadillo de mícho don Pedro Rivera. He just proposed to his high 90s, 81 years old. So we were just saying like, Hey, at that point, would you get remarried or not? And that's how this. Okay. No. Yeah. No. But speaking of his girl too, because his girl, like obviously, he said Casa and his her now new husband is going to be 81, which he died. So if she will, she get remarried for sure. She's going to get remade. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. Well, that's already starting a little bit rocky. The way he even proposed the way like it's like a moral articulation. Oh, yeah. When he said, um, in the proposal, he said, I'm going to try to be more loyal or what did you do? I'm going to try to be loyal. Yeah. He's on much of red flag. Oh, yeah. Tarte. They said Lomas field, possibly. Yeah. Either. Where's the I? I'll wear it. Yeah. I'm struggling taking the ring out. He was like, Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, he said, I'm going to try to be as loyal as I can. And then after that, we'll see what happens. If we get remarried, that was a beautiful proposal. I love. I love. Thank you for answering my phone call. Thank you. Like I always say, it is me, no, yeah, it turned out my eternal girlfriend. And I want to be with you for the rest of my life. I mean, in heaven, I want to hold you in heaven. Oh, I think maybe just a little thing of hospitality. And you know, I would, I doesn't even cross my mind to think of another man in case of an accident or something, because it would be really, really hard. Like, like, this is taking, you know, that through expectations, like you've given me everything above and beyond what I even imagined. So for somebody to top that, man, I'm good. Get it, get it, get it, there's a couple of things you could work on, but not just play it. Girl. I don't know. Don't. Don't. I'm just kidding me, don't pack them to launch it tomorrow, girl. I love you. I love you. You said that you would remarry it. We'll talk about it a little bit. We'll talk about it. When we're in heaven. Hi. I love you. Bye. Love you. Bye. Love you. Bye. Love you. Bye. There it is. Good old Janet. You got a lover. Me? Where are they going? I don't know. I can tell you, they are going, no, she texted me. She like, let's me know the schedule just because we're always communicating and stuff. But she's going, oh, they're going to the good will to drop off clothes. Then like cost course, okay. And then to meet up with some like a little play date, and that's it. Oh, and then I'll tell you guys how it goes to it tonight. Janet, my wife is starting a Bible study with her girlfriends. So she's got to be out from like five to eight p.m. and I got to put the girls to sleep on my own. Are you nervous? Heck yeah. Do they sleep early? Because you sleep really early. Yeah. Every sleep. 830. No, but why? Because she's Janet's the one that's like, okay, last piamas. Okay. La Carita. Rosientes. The thing that worries me the most is Bernard las a las niñas because he got hella curly hair. He don't care. So listen to that. That's what worries me the most. The rest I got, because the girls know how to get like their pajamas now, they're five and seven. Ariela doesn't know how to do a braid. She does. But then who's going to do Ariela's braid? I think it's easier to focus on Ariela. I think that'll be the oldest one. She can do Alani. Then you can be you can okay, Ariela do Alani's braid, boom, boom, boom, while Ariela's doing Alani's braid. You're doing exactly the same thing she's doing. Honestly, like, como nalimía, yes, and record it, please. I used to hate when my parents would make me like, because you always think, oh, she's the oldest one. She's got it. You do everything. And I would always be like, whenever I have children, and let's say I have a daughter first, I will never put that type of pressure on her, like. To be a more responsibility. I get that. You don't have to worry about anybody else but yourself. You're not responsible for your siblings in that way. You're responsible as a sister, not as anything else. You don't have the responsibility to see it like all this stuff, because that's like way too much. Pressure on you. Yes. And like, I bet she even feels like even just being like five or like, you know, I don't know how the dynamics are, but that's how it was for me and then like my brother came and it was just like even more stuff like, what does an eight year old have to do with changing diapers? Like, you know? Right. Well, you do. I mean, eight year olds play dolls all the time. Fake diapers. It's different when a little boy is peeing in your face. Oh my gosh. Boy, it's different from a girl. Mira. Pero, I will say this. Gracias adios, yes, okay. And it is time responsibility and you have your work ethic and responsibility that you have because I'm not saying it's good to put that kind of pressure on your children, but it also teaches you responsibility and street smarts and all the above, which you have. But maybe just ultra nevele, you know, just lowered a little bit. All right, we got to go. Pretty money. You're going to say something. I was like, we're still recording. Um, yeah. I mean, I guess, in what you're saying, my sister was never liked that with me. - Oh, yes, she was. - Or my younger sibling. - Your older sister, but you never looked out for you. - No, if anything, I'm the one that was like kind of. - Looking out? - Right, oh, my mom's in the kitchen, Akate Yudo, or my mom like, hey, I wanna learn how to do this, teach me, and then, oh, let me, once my brother was born, lip, lip, lip, lip, lip, blah, blah, blah, bibi, you know? My sister was never like, worried about me or has she ate. - And I wish I was like that sometimes, like, just like, oh, I don't care, Akate, I can't put myself out. 'Cause my siblings are like, they could live here. - They have no worries. - They have no worries about anybody else but themselves, and I feel like when you live like that, - That's my brother. - You live so agusto, because you're not worried, like, other people's problems, they're not yours. You worry about yourself in the best way, like, sometimes it's good to be selfish, but when you're not, when you're a people pleaser, when you try to go above and beyond fit people around you, that's exhausting. Like, you leave yourself last, and putting yourself last is not always the best idea. - And a lot of Latina moms do that, right? They have all the pressure and they put themselves last. You know what's crazy and we'll wrap up with this, Kim? I was the youngest of my family, and I felt a lot of pressure to do a lot of things on my own. - But do you think it's because of the big gap? - My brother's gonna do anything for me. - And that's what I was wondering. They were like dads and be like, "Hey, you better wash everybody's car. "You better mow the lawn. "You better do this, da-da-da-da." And like, they, along with my parents, were all putting pressure on me to do things in the house. - And that surprises me because you're very independent, you're very, you go out, you're self-advocating, and a lot of younger siblings, including my brother, especially younger boys, get everything done for them. My brother doesn't even know how to turn on a washing machine. Neither does Eddie. Doesn't know how to do many things that it's like, (speaks in foreign language) Like, (speaks in foreign language) and you being a younger brother, you don't have those traits that my younger brother has. And then I see in younger siblings, like the youngest. - Yeah, basic survival skills. - I think it also depends on like the family household, like for example, 'cause my brother, yes, he's kind of on the sense of like-- - He's a baby. - The baby doesn't pick up a fork, not nothing like that, but then my mom's working, so when he started working, I mean, (speaks in foreign language) so it's like, he had to figure it out. (speaks in foreign language) - Oh, yeah. (speaks in foreign language) - 24, yeah. (laughs) (speaks in foreign language) And that's the problem. - Literally, 24. - That's a year full, yeah, yeah, right? - Oh, yeah, interesting, family dynamics, man. - Yeah, great. - You know what, all we can do and wrap up with this, all we can do is learn from our experiences and the things that we didn't like growing up, we can be the change that we wanna see. - Yes. - For future generations, break chains and have our own breakthroughs in our families, you know? - How to create new chains. - Yeah, more on the story, be about this. - No chains. (speaks in foreign language) - One, two, one, go. - Hola, thank you for listening to my daddy Shabosho. - What? (speaks in foreign language) - Hey, Fidelity. What's it cost to invest with the Fidelity app? Start with as little as one dollar with no account fees or trade commissions on US stocks and ETFs. - Hmm, that's music to my ears. I can only talk. 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