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Wednesdays at 10 on BET. Give videos a laugh to party. We got prima vane, kib, eddy, and michos. So, Kim, you're just saying what our DJ names would be for like dope ass DJs? Yes. And yours would be? Spins with Kim. For Kim spinning the... And your name is Kim. Uh-huh. Oh, my geez. Wow. What about you, micho? For me? Yeah. DJ, micho, riso. Oh, yeah. Just my name is Barasar already. Yeah. That's a good one. El que te las pone. Las nalis? Uh-huh. No las consonos. La ralas, we'll have a track. That's what's up. Guys, I just came back from Starbucks. How'd it go? Thank you, by the way. You're welcome. Thank you, gracias. Yeah. Um, some crazy happening. I would like to know what you guys would have done. Okay. So, you saw the picture I sent you? Yes. Of the two Heinas working at the Starbucks? Tortas? No. [LAUGHS] I did not say that. I did not say that. I did not say that. Oh, dude, I didn't even see the other one. I thought that was me. She's on her phone with the big lashes and the hoops. So, first of all, I literally sat at the cashier. I'm not joking, guys. Probably a good minute and a half. And I did it as an experiment. Like, I didn't say, oh, excuse me. I just said, I wonder how long is going to take them to turn around and stop looking at their phones. No. To, like, come and be like, oh, hi, sir. How can I-- you know, what can I get you? How can I serve you? Literally, the picture is of these two Heinas at Starbucks, one at Latina, one at Huarita. And the Latina is on her phone, big old lashes. She's reading some long-ass text. Oh, dude. Like, she's in a fight with her men. Zoom in on the text. Yeah. It's not no way, la way. It's not no way, la, that she's reading. That's why it took her a minute and a half to turn around. She's a Jew. I don't know what the white girl's doing. To be honest with you, she's on-- she's right next to her, but they're both looking away. I said they're for, like, a good minute and a half. And then they turn around. It gets worse. If you guys don't know this area where our studies are at, Santa Monica, beautiful. You've seen it in the movies right next to the beach. Santa Monica, peer, Grand Theft Auto. Yeah, Barbie movie. But it's also crazy. There's a lot of people that are homeless, that are on drugs, and just walking around, saying and doing crazy stuff. God bless them. Absolutely. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] So this Starbucks is inside a store called Ralphs. Yes. It's like a supermarket. Yeah. So the doors open up, and some dude comes in yelling. Oh, no. He's got a backpack. I just shot Ludacris, and I'm ready to shoot everybody up in this bitch. I just shot Ludacris. No. Not Ludacris. I'm like, oh, hell no, my favorite rapper. Yeah, Ludac-- Now it's 13. I have my first love. I would have been like, move, bitch. Yeah, I can. That is so cute. You think of Ludacris, you think of that song? Yeah. That was a Ludacris song? Yeah. Get out the way. Kim, that song that you were just seeing as a Ludacris song? Yes, it's with Justin Bieber. You helped them, baby. Oh, yeah. But now it's 13. I have my first love. There was nobody that could have a pair. I'm not a rapper, guys, sorry. I can continue. That's really good, Kim. So this guy's yelling stuff. And I turn around. And honestly, at that point, I'm like, you think, what do I do? What's going on? What? And he was kind of far away, so I kind of like run and tackle him. And then when I saw him, I'm like, all right, it's in your-- like, he's not all there. He's probably on drugs. I'm going to see what's going to happen. At that point, one of the girls from Starbucks goes, oh, hell not. My name? I ain't ready to die today. Takes off her apron. No. And starts walking away. Can I guess which one? I still haven't gotten my order in, bro. I'm just like, bro, can somebody get an order in before I die? And the other girl goes, wait, where are you going? And she's like, I ain't trying to die today. You heard me? And then she said, fire me if you want. I'll sue you. Literally, this fool died. You're saying he's looking to shoot us. I ain't staying. Leaves. No. The torta. Who do you think left? The Latina, lashes, hella drama going on in the text, or the white girl right next to her? Who do you think left? Dude, I know who left. The Latina. No. And you're reasoning behind it. Go ahead, bro. I'm going to say the white girl. Why? Dude, she's at Starbucks. Uh-huh. Look at her crusty sweats. [LAUGHTER] She's wearing out of bed. Why is she wearing her? She's wearing literally a camel top. You can't see her. She's wearing like a t-shirt for like going hunting. Yeah, hunting t-shirt. She shouldn't have worried about the shooting to wait. Nobody can see her. She's camouflage. You can practically see her whole life too, by that. Big ass sweats for some reason. All right. Can you serve the Latina girl? Why do you think the Latina girl took off? Because by the looks of the text, there's a lot of drama going on, maybe with her man. She's like, this is actually perfect. It's my excuse to walk out. They can tell me nothing. Let me go handle this business from person and take off her hoops. There you go. Eddie, who do you think walked out? Latina. Also, because the way you said, oh, hell no. Uh-huh. That sounds like she would say, oh, hell no. Oh, sure. I don't think the white girl. Hell no. Where's our hell now, girl? Oh, hell no. Yeah, I like that. Oh, hell no. Who do you think walked out, Meetra? I don't think it was a Latina. No? No? She doesn't walk much? Yeah, she ain't trying to walk. Doesn't look like she's trying to walk nowhere. Unless she would have had to run out because the guy-- Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she would have walked out. She would have been too big of a target. Meetra. Meetra. Meetra. I think it was a crusty white shirt. Oh, fuck, guys. Come on, more respect. Karen. All right, so the answer is-- Meetra, I know the white shirt. Yeah, I do the white shirt. Meetra, my dear. She's like struggling, young meeko. Stay, stay, stay, stay. Young meeko before making it. All right, so the answer is-- I'll let you know coming up next time. No. [MUSIC PLAYING] Here come the judge. Here come the judge. Ms. Pat here, you don't want to miss my new season of Ms. Pat Settlesy. In my courtroom, everything goes until I say it don't. I only got six women right now. I don't know why anybody would want a day that ain't planned. This season will be more of what you love. Chief Butcher, my dog, haircut. In my defense. You literally made this lady dog biracial. He black in the face and white on the edge. And it's all real, honey. Ms. Pat Settlesy, all new. Wednesday's at 10 on BET. Walmart Plus members save on meeting up with friends. Save on having them over for dinner with free delivery with no hidden fees or markups. That's groceries plus napkins plus that vegetable chopper to make things a bit easier. Plus, members save on gas to go meet them in their neck of the woods. Plus, when you're ready for the ultimate sign of friendship, start a show together with your included Paramount Plus subscription. Walmart Plus members save on this plus so much more. Start a 30-day free trial at walmartplus.com. Paramount Plus is central plan only. Separate registration required, see you Walmart Plus, terms, and conditions. [BEEPING] So out of the two ladies, the white girl's the one that walked off. I knew it. I knew it. Dude, she don't even want to be there. Look, she's literally running her hands through the water. [LAUGHTER] She didn't freaking laugh. She's at the scene pretending to wash dishes. And there's no dishes in there. Dude, how do you-- there's no dishes that you ever need at Starbucks? What do you need? The blender. Oh, yeah. The blender, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they just like-- I wonder if she walked in after, like, walked back, or she just went home for the day. She called it a day. I don't know. By the time that I got all y'all drinks, like, she still wasn't back. Wow, and we got four drinks, so that's kind of a lot. It took a minute. Dude, and then how much longer did it take for the home girl to, like, attend it to you? No, well, after the guy went and yelling, and then she asked the way, girl, hey, where you going? Like, she wasn't even-- the Latina girl wasn't even mad about it. I think she knows her already. You know what's that? One coworker that's just waiting for any excuse to leave or not come to work. You know, just like, I'm out. All right, all right. Like, I heard there's a hurricane. Yeah, in freaking cocoon. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out, stage four, category four. Just in case. Yeah, she-- she pissed out. The Latina girl right after that-- the Latina girl wasn't even, like, afraid of the dude that was yelling stuff. She's like, dude, another-- another day in the hood. Facts. It was just, like, another day, and then eventually the guy just walked out, and he just walked away. I mean, it is kind of scary, guys, to be honest with you. She was like, someone go and get Debbie's. The security didn't do anything. There was-- there was a security with, like, a gun and everything there. Where? At the slopes. Yeah. Yeah, everything-- yeah, we're a-- They were probably on break. Oh, yeah, going to go on that song. How are you not? He walked by the security guard on break. The security guard is like, hang on, time it is. The security guard left with the white girl. The security guard's texting the freaking Starbucks girl. That's the drama. Eddie, you've seen a security guard there? Yeah, yeah. Or is it a police officer? That's a security guard. Well, he has a gun. It's all-- I wonder if it's a gun or the one that, like, the one that-- Taser? Taser? It's like Spider-Man? Shh, yeah. Can we post the Patreon stories? We can cover their faces. Yeah, we can put little stars. We can send them to our social. Yeah? Yeah. But by the time they listen to our episode, it will still be a part-- Oh, yeah, you're right. I guess it'll be up for the next 24 hours. Yeah, you can post it. Dang, if you catch it within the next 24 hours, if you know, you know, and if not, here you go. DM us. DM me, and I will send you the sticker that I made. Just cover their faces. Yeah. I don't know, bro. I think somebody's going to recognize-- [LAUGHTER] Record. Recognize what, the bumps. Or the crestiness, balls. OK, just say it, Micha. Micha, don't say it, please. Say it. Say it. Someone's going to recognize that Latina food. [LAUGHTER] That's a unique time care thing. [LAUGHTER] And you know I drink, sir, alabam. Look at the arms. Dude. Oh, yeah. Let me try my drink. What did you order, pretty much? [LAUGHTER] Oh, yeah. These people, they were-- By the way, you guys' drink order was hella complicated. What? Why are you a man? I was stuttering, trying to read it. First of all, it's fearing for my life. It was ridiculous. You're in life, you're like, I can't get these orders wrong. Thank you. I don't want to be literally going out drinking ordering-- what did I order? Ordering an ice green peach tea with lemonade. That was like-- A cold brew tall. Cookie crumble. Who ordered a cookie crumble? Georgie. Your little brother, Eddie? If you want any of your green tea unsweetened. I can't drink tea unsweetened. Well, I'm trying to be skinny. But then I also don't drink tea, period with sugar. I like tea. I do. I like to drink it. Yeah, tea's good. Tea's good. Tea's good. No. [LAUGHTER] Not since Hawaii. So are we going to post the picture? I don't know. Is it a good idea or no? Yes. Yeah. Since Hawaii. Yeah, since Hawaii. Just make sure you cover up their faces, bro. What emoji should we put up? Yo, shout out to a Latina. That's the issue. This shows our work ethic, bro. That's what I'm about to say. Well, it did take her a long ass time to get to me. But once she got to me, she risked her life. Long ass time. Long ass. Long emphasis on the long ass. But once she did help me out, she was super helpful, super nice. And the drinks are good, right? The drinks are good. I mean, you can't really mess up a green tea in Sweden. You're like, go through it. You just got to pour it. What foods do you think you can't mess up? You can't? Cannot. I would say, like, a quesadilla. There's no way you can mess up a quesadilla. Yeah, you can. You can burn it. But even that tastes good to me. I don't like the quesal burns, so that would ruin it fine. I love when the edges are burned, like a quesadilla. Yeah, that's good. A sandwich? Have you ever done quesadillas where you put a little bit of butter and el comal? And then the butter gets on a tortilla and on the cheese? I see it's got to try. Have you tried it? Have you tried it? Yeah, I'm fat. Well, of course I've tried it. No, butter. Butter. Have you ever just eaten butter, like, off the stick? Have you ever gone off the stick? But I've, like, scraped like a little, like-- Guicherada. Guicherada, or just know with a knife, girl? Can we see what ice cream? Yeah, and just see it. A little bit of-- with a little bit of sugar? Oh, yeah. What other food is hard to mess up? Sandwich? A sandwich? You can't really mess that up? That's true. Yeah. A torta? A Mexican sandwich. Torta, do you put crema in a torta? Manes? Or none of the above? Mayonnaise. What is it? Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Says who? And ruined. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Mayonnaise. Who? Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. That sounds like somebody's name. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise, yeah, I see mayonnaise too. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Yes. Mayonnaise. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] That's your DJ name, prima vanne? [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And be like, mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Kim says mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. For answers. Anyways, I put mayonnaise on mine. Anyways, we got to wrap this up. Before are you guys on me? Or sour cream. Sorry. How crazy is it? It's a little crazy about why you should walk out when someone threatens you, especially in a work establishment. Yeah, I mean, I don't blame the white girl for leaving. Nah. She was looking for any reason to leave. She would have made one another. She would have made one. She would have made one more. She would have made one more. She would have made one more. She would have made one more. She would have made one more. She would have made one more. She would have made one more. She would have made one more. And she would have made one more. Any reason to leave. She would have made one up. I just asked them. She paid that for $20 to go in and say that. [LAUGHTER] She was like, hey, you trying to make $20 real quick? It's unbelievable. Yeah, man. Hope Luda Chris is OK. Yeah, imagine if it's real? No. It's not like that feels like an Atlanta girl. Oh, guys, I know we're laughing about this, but we're living some crazy times, man. Yeah, gun violence is not funny. That's wild. Mental health is real. Yes, homelessness. People are going through it, man. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Be grateful for what we have, for the life that we have, the fact that you listening to us are breathing right now. We are breathing. We love you. Thank you for being with us. Next episode, Kim is going to say why you should walk out if somebody says they're going to shoot a place up. Sounds like common sense, no? But in this scenario, it was a bomb. Oh, my gosh, Kim's getting crazier. What? All right, next episode. Hold on. Love you guys. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Hola. Thank you for listening to my daddy's show, boy show. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Good boy. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Walmart Plus members save on meeting up with friends. Save on having them over for dinner with free delivery with no hidden fees or markups. That's groceries plus napkins plus that vegetable chopper to make things a bit easier. Plus, members save on gas to go meet them in their neck of the woods. Plus, when you're ready for the ultimate sign of friendship, start a show together with your included Paramount Plus subscription. Walmart Plus members save on this plus so much more. Start a 30-day free trial at walmartplus.com. Paramount Plus is central plan only. 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