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And they're starting, like, June 26, 25th. I know. It's like, bro, you're not going to get a summer bod in one day. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Mm, bueno. That's the gym? I've been trying for 40 years. [LAUGHTER] I'll just say. It's a lot of kids, because of summer. Yes. A lot of editors are going right now. Oh, like the high school students. Yes, and Planet Fitness actually offers for a lot of our listeners. Maybe you guys have kids that teenagers, starting from the age of 13 through 19, will be able to go to any Planet Fitness location and get a free membership. No. They're able to bring one parent for free for a month or a week. Don't quote me on that. But they can bring a parent with them. OK. And, yeah, it's amazing. That's awesome. That's great. I like the concept of that. The concept is good, yes. Because it's cool bonding time with your kid. And also, I think Planet Fitness is trying to make these kids bring their parents [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Because [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Or no, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Just to kick it, check out girls, this or not, you know? But, yeah, the gym has been packed lately. Yes, I'm going to look at [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And the locker room's been crazy, too. Because the locker room's more packed. And so it gets crazy, because I don't do this. I don't know why I just never been comfortable getting fully naked in the locker room. Yes. Right? Yup. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] I love getting naked and be like, look, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] This is what your kind of wishes you have. Yeah, right, bro. But what's funny is because it is so packed that dudes are bumping into each other without knowing while they're putting down their chonies and they're bending over. Like, they'll bump the person next to them or behind them. And it gets really funny and awkward sometimes, man. Kim, which gym are you going to? You used to go to a fancy one. No. I never went to a fancy one. Remember? Go to Pilates. I was the fancy one. No, I never went. You did. Oh, you were thinking about going to a fancy one. I think about it. And then it was $30 a month. And no, I never thought about orange, no. Orange theory? No, I never thought about that. I've heard good things about that. It's, like, stupid expensive. My friend pays $200 a month. OK, go to orange theory, 180 to be exact. But you know what? I feel like people that go to the types of gyms, they, like, make you work out instead of perdereltiempo comojo scrolling through TikTok, is, like, they get more results. Because, plus, you're paying that much more money. You're paying that much money. And you go, and it's usually, like, a class or, like, a circuit that you do, right? With everybody else. Yes. I will say she got results. But I say, there's no better gym than your backyard, like, Salgana Correux vonnes. And it's like a lot of you. Like, you sweat, like, crazy. But I go to Panifen. It does the same thing. It's like, in a car. You have a fancy car. And you have Uncarro, Capenas, but you guys get to the same place. Panifen is, bro. What are they? Like, $10 a month? $10 a month. You can't beat that. You can't. And their gym is pretty decent. Oh, yeah. It's actually super clean, super nice. I always see, like, everybody, like, cleaning after themselves. Yeah, it's great. Until now. I will say, until now, because of the summer team phase. All the kids, yeah. I see all the kids now. Now, isn't that the gym, like, feeds you as well? Like, donuts and pizza? I think they stopped it, right? Maybe they stopped. Yeah, I've never seen it any I wish. I used to go when they had that. Yeah, balloons for me. To a planet fitness. And I forget what days it was, but it was, like, certain days you would have donuts, otros dias. You would have pizza. So you're, like, imagine walking into the gym and you smell pizza. Oh. Ah, I love going that day. Oh, yeah. What do you mean awful? I loved it. Yeah, but you're working now and you smell it. You're, like, having this. I'm going to go eat pizza. I'm going to run the extra mile so I can have that slice. Eddie, you go to UFC, right? Yes. I love UFC. Why is it? Because there's other men in booty show. Yeah. It's because I love the UFC. So, like, they bring the-- it's like the atmosphere of, like, MMA. You got-- you got the bags there. You can hit the bags. They go in the octagon. Oh, no. And then, yeah, there's a big octagon. Like an actual ring. I want to go. Yeah. Can you just go in the ring any moment? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And Russell. I've been to that gym with you. It is pretty dope. It is. It's super dope. It's just a little expensive, but it's dope. Yeah, I go to LA Fitness. And it's cool. It does the job. I'm not doing the job, but it does the job. And I got a long time ago, like, a long, long time ago. And, like, I prepaid it? Yeah, so you kept your deals. Like, for two years. Like, about two years they went up. Back in the day, back in the day long. Like, I'm talking about, I don't know, maybe, like, eight years ago or something like that. I think it was, like, 800 bucks or something like that? Prepaid two years? Yeah, hold on. Every year, I just got to renew for 100 bucks. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's awesome. For a whole year? Yep. What? And I have the pass where I can bring somebody with me. Yeah. And it works out. Have you seen anything weird I plan to finish it, Kim? Yes. But on the note of LA Fitness, I used to go there, but there's hell of a hitos. I think they get, like, a free once you turn a certain age. Seen your citizen discount? [SPEAKING SPANISH] And they're taking off their chonies and stuff. I've heard them, like, when they sit down, they yell. Have you ever heard of that? Cowboy? Already? Yeah, I've heard it when they pee, actually. What, why? No, I'm not looking at it when they pee. No, no, no, but you can hear them going, ah. [INTERPOSING VOICES] You've never heard of that, shall we? What the hell, Eddie? Has ever happened? I've never heard of it. Me neither, fool. Yeah. Like an old guy? Like, kind of Jim, are you going through the UFC? Hella STDs up in there, fool? That's why it's burning. It's called gonorrhea, fuck. Mecha would know. I was saying when they sit down, they yell. Why? Their knees hurt, their back? They can't get up. No, because they sit on their nuts on the bench. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Ow. I said, I might not, my bad. Like those girls that you dated that rolled over on their boobs? Oh, yeah, like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] That happens to all the highness all the time with big boobs. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Without a bra says, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] And like, one boob goes to the left, one boob goes to the right. And when they're sleeping, sometimes they don't know. They roll over. They roll over, and they're like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] On their boob. One time, there's one high-end mistake me for her boob. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] That was funny. That's so funny. She thought my nose was a nipple. [LAUGHTER] Kim, so what's been the weirdest thing you've seen at Planet Fitness? Let me know coming up next. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Let go with Ego. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] So Kim just joined Planet Fitness. By the way, this is not a commercial for any gym. I've actually been at Planet Fitness, but I just started going again. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Wait, don't they also have a massage chair? Yeah. And 10 booths? Yes, I went in the massage chair. And I was loving it because I still come back problems. And Eddie told me, Kim, that is so gross. You don't know how many people lay down on there. And it kind of ruined it for me. I haven't gone back since, to be honest. It ruined it for me. Don't ruin it for Kim. Jim's in general are gross. If you think about it-- Think about it. That massage thing is leather, and then your sweaty already. And then it's hot. So it's even more sweaty. Eddie, every machine you use, where you sit down, somebody with sweaty budgees sat there before you. I guess you can wipe the massage thing, too. Eddie, I've gone to the UFC gym with you. You don't wipe your equipment. You guys don't even wipe their clothes, Eddie. Thanks. You're wiping nothing. Oh, no, just sitting there for a while with the sweat. During the pandemic, we were wiping everything. Yeah. Or like, as we were coming out of it, the compas that work in Lin Piesa, the gyms loved it. Yes. We were doing all the work for them. Yes, we were. But anyways, so the massage chair came, and then what's been the weirdest thing you've seen lately? OK, so my brother, Abby, has been going to the gym with me, too, as I mentioned, the teen program. How old is he? He is 16. And he goes for free. He goes for free. Got it. We've been going to the gym together. We love it. It's just a brother bonding time, right? And he calls me. He's like, hey, I need you to come to the front. And I'm like, OK, so I come to the front. And there's a man with just a towel on, covering his privates. In the front, like in the lobby area? Yes, in the lobby. What the? And he tells Abby, as Abby was going into a locker room, hey, kid, I need your help. They stole my clothes. So then Abby goes to the front receptionist. And she's like, hold on. So Abby's just there waiting to tell him, hey, there's a man that they stole his clothes. The man gets frustrated, just comes out. And he's like, I'm done waiting. Obviously, this kid didn't help me. And he's like, I need your help. And she's like, please wait a second. Well, he's just in the lobby with his towel on. And he's like, these dumb kids stole my clothes. And then she's like, we'll get to you, totally dismissing the fact that he's naked. Your brother have anything to do with it. Because as he was walking into the locker room-- Your brother? Yes, there is that man with no clothes on. And he tells Abby, hey, I need you to help me. Because he didn't want to step out into a lobby like that until he felt forced to, because nobody was doing anything. And then you see a bunch of guys coming out of the locker room. Hey, I got my stuff stolen. Hey, I don't have clothes. Yes. And Abby says it was a bunch of edgers that were-- he saw them when they came in. And yeah, it was probably them that stole their stuff. And all over Planet Fitness, you have signs that they do not put your stuff on the ground. Because they already know. Your backpack's on the ground exactly. Planet Robos, right up. Yeah. So it's been crazy. And Abby's like, I don't know. I just got to stay protected. And he's like, I don't carry more than five bugs. With me, because he's scared that they're going to steal his stuff. But imagine you come out the shower. Yeah. And they steal your clothes. What kind of awful prank is that? It is kind of funny if you're the one doing the prank, to be honest with you. Especially somehow. Let's be honest. If it's just a prank, you can give them the clothes back. It's cool. It's funny. Not if it's happening to you. You know what I'm saying? But can you imagine those kids are in the gym and they're watching all this happen? I would be dying laughing. Oh my gosh. But it is pretty terrible, bro. Like, especially if-- You kind of have to work. If his wallet was in his pants or something, you know, you got to do a more drama on that. Do you take your wallet into the gym, Eddie? Or you leave it in the car? Yeah, take it with me. I bring a bag and I carry it everywhere. That's smart, bro. What do you do? You leave it? Because they can jack a lot of cars. They're breaking two cars. I know gyms are famous for getting cars broken into two. Damn, bro. Like, we're risking our lives trying to get skinny. And it seems like-- I know. But we just need to stop going to our gyms that are in the hood. Yeah, I was thinking about doing, like, a home gym. Oh, that would be so cool. Yeah. Because I want to get the girls to work out with me. You know, right now we play football in the backyard. Like you said, OK, we go running, we go to the park, and stuff. [SPEAKING SPANISH] Like, a little bit of weight, something crazy, you know? Like a treadmill. They have a kids gym. Where? I think it's called kids gym. Oh. And they have different locations. And I don't know. I've never been, obviously. But it looks super cool. Like, I imagine that's a really cool concept. I bring up $100 a month. Yeah, I bring it. That sounds expensive. I bring them to my gym, but they just have, like, the daycare. Oh, yes. I've seen it. Hey, yo, that's gangster too, bro. Because I'm a little-- Yeah, I'm in the aid-in. Dude, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. The kids that pull up to their gym daycare, fool. There's miles and alsos. Dude, I feel so bad for the gym workers that are in the daycare. Oh, my gosh. Because you know, they're the ones that-- they eventually want to make it to the front desk. They eventually want to be a salesperson. Oh, yeah. Or a trainer. Mm-hm. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Hey, go take care of the kids. And they're just going crazy. You know, Eddie ruined that for me, too. Because when I went to LA Fitness, I wanted to get into the Olympic pool. And I told Eddie, I'm going to swim. I'm going to have so much fun. Eddie said, that is so gross. Eddie said that I was going on a good one. He said, OK, that is so gross. I said, Eddie is so gross. They have Cloro, and then clean it. Exactly. I look over. Just had a lot of you hitles in there. Oh, that's a super clean, Kim. I don't know. I was like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] You will know. If you're at his gym, apparently they yell when they pee. Ah, yeah. Kim, this surprises me because your boyfriend isn't very clean. He's not. It's the only way I listen to him. Exactly. He's like, oh, that's gross. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] He does it. At my house, he feels pressured to take a shower. Because they tell him, Eddie will throw something at it. And he's like, OK, yeah, I will. Yeah, like a third time, I'm like, yes. Like, I try-- the first time I'm like, maybe I can-- Like, we go around here. Yeah, we'll run it. And then, ah, the third time, I'm like, yeah, yeah. I heard that way. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah, that he feels pressured. But if not, if it was up to him, he wouldn't shower. Eddie, and what's your reasoning behind that again? Why you don't shower every day? Yeah, it's supposed to be like that. Like, you're naturally-- you produce oils that protect you from dirty stuff. That's called moving it, bro. No, that's oils. That's called sweat. No, that's why. It's naturally-- we're naturally born like that. That's why I like cavemen. They didn't take showers every day. Eddie, you can't compare yourself to a caveman. [INTERPOSING VOICES] He is giving cavemen. At least if you were a caveman, you would actually have gone into a quiver. But you haven't done that either. Eddie, you better scrub, bro. It still blows my mind. No, I don't scrub either, right? It's wild because both your dad and mom are so clean. I know. I gave you a loofah, and you said, what's this for? It's this for. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] My mom, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] 30-minute showers. 30-minute, dude. Morning and night. Yeah. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] No, it's like natural to be. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Because he likes that dirty. He actually does not shower. We're not joking, guys. He smells decent, though. Like hella deodorant. What deodorant do you use? A sasquatch. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] What? Sasquatch. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Yeah, sasquatch. It's a natural one. You get to try it out. It's really good. Does it work? Yeah. Right. It's very expensive, too. Yeah, it's expensive. It smells good, right? Because it doesn't have all the weird chemicals? Yeah. No, for real. There's studies allegedly, you know, men's deodorant that we use. Women's, too. Is it really good? Yeah, it's all deodorants have, like, certain chemicals in order to stop you from sweating that much. They're anti-perspirants. And, yeah, they're not good for you, and they can cause cancer and everything. You have to-- like, with artilase, exilase, can nothing as like little balls or anything. Yeah. It's wild how many things that we consume on the normal can cause cancer. Yeah. It's kind of scary, bro. And then, but sometimes they'll come up with alternates or alternatives to it. And then, like, a couple of months later, OK, so what I mean is malo parati. You're like, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Let's go. All right, guys. Thanks for hanging out with us. Have a great rest of your day, night, morning, midday, whatever time you listen to us. We appreciate you so much. And if you're at the gym, let us know. Yeah, slide it to the gym. At Shaboy Show with your crazy gym stories, man, because I bet you got some. All right. Arymo, take care. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Hola. Thank you for listening to my Daddy Shaboy Show. Whoa, whoa. [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] Let's go with ego. Existento steepo stepersonas en el mundo. 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