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Get the best day to driven props and picks from rhythm, claim your seven-day free trial today by going to sports, give them a podcast.com/RITHMM, that's sports, give them a podcast.com/RITHMM. This is Gary Glendale, and you're listening to SGPN, Let It Ride, brother. Welcome, everyone, to the sports. I'm Sean Campbell in podcast. I'm Sean. Stag in the money green with my partner and picks Ryan, are you money Kramer? What's happening? Creme dog. Y'all want to murder some trees. All right. I, I like this idea. I mean, I like, I'm, we're talking SEC, I thought we were just going to be. Oh, yes. Bring it back the old Auburn, Alabama, is that what it means? It means more. Mm. It does mean more joining us to talk about the greatest conference in the land. Colby, Dan, AK pick done day. What's happening? Colby. I love the SEC compared to the big 10. Wow. We've already taped our big 10 couch football previews. Those are quote unquote in the can will be released in those later, but we're live with our first preview to hit the airways. S E C part one, breaking it down. There's no longer divisions. We've gotten rid of divisions alphabetical order. And yeah, we got our first crack at these, and Texas and Oklahoma joining me, Texas and Oklahoma. Big part of that. This is the first time. Well, I shouldn't say that. I guess Miami, Nebraska, but it, it's often that you, it's like they're grabbing other teams that are smaller to, to come up with exception of maybe to my Miami, Nebraska. That didn't work out for them that well thus far, but Texas and Oklahoma are pretty, pretty big heavyweights in the history of college football, specifically Oklahoma. Yeah. And they're both going to be in part two alphabetically, but like, which name brand, because you're right, which name brands in the SEC are bigger than Texas. Alabama. Yeah. Georgia. I don't, I mean, that's debatable now, Alabama definitely has way more national championships than Texas. Oh, it's more money. That's what I mean. I guess it depends how your, if you're, if you're doing it just by dollars, the program brings in isn't Texas the number one school in the nation? Yeah. But also just when you think they've had that advantage for a while and I, I'm not talking college football. When you think football, Texas comes to mind before Alabama. You talking like recruiting? Just the whole state. You know what I mean? Mine is Dallas. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is a good idea for us. Uh, one of those graphics, top football states, Texas is number one. You're saying? I mean, they just, they do it. So when you see some of the high school stadiums in Texas, definitely high school, just in general. I mean, look, they call the Cowboys America's team. We hate the Cowboys. I know that. I mean, the power lines in Ken are, the Ohio, where's Ohio rank on this? They're high up. Uh, they're high up there. I mean, they're, they're history of just the amount of, but, but my point is, is that something about Texas to me that they've had amazing players come from Texas, but they just don't have the national championships that Alabama has. Well, if any, Oklahoma, Oklahoma has more national championships than Texas. Noah pointing out, I mean, kind of timely, we're taping this mere hours after a college baseball, uh, just crown their world series champion and then the Texas A&M head coach. He goes off on the reporter saying, Oh, how that's a disrespectful question. I gave up so much to coach for this team. And then, uh, analysis, he's going to be coaching for Texas, hilarious, classic scumbag move. That's what I'm saying. Like it is funny. I'm glad they're like, I don't know that I've ever seen one that fast, but like saving it at Michigan state to LSC, I mean, it's hard to kill these guys. I get it. You're going to get more money, better opportunity. You're going to take it, but you don't need a like shit on the reporter for asking the question. That's a selfish question. Oh, I disagree. Completely. I think this shows you how much some of these guys are just complete shithead snake oil salesman. You're truly a coach. There's no way you would want this, this completely break breaks any sort of foundation you would be building with the team. Like it's about trust. It's about, it's about commitment. And to even just the way that he handled it, he clearly was being emotional. He's clearly had to reprimand players before for acting the same way after something went in a way that they didn't like. This guy seems like a fucking bitch. And if I was a Texas fan, I'd be like, Oh, I don't know about this horns down, but also he's now coached for TCU, Texas A&M and Texas. Yeah. I mean, what else is this guy? I think we call that a whore. Yeah. I mean, does he, does he like wearing masks and stuffing socks in mouth? I mean, who knows? I don't know what that was about. Yeah. That took a dark turn, Ryan. I mean, you, you can't, I, we were, we spent a weekend in college station. I was wondering where you're going with this. He's programmed. Like, how do you deprogram that quickly to get right into Matthew McConaughey's asshole? I'd rather live at Austin than college station. Oh, I mean, no disrespect by this, but the parades in Austin are better. No disrespect. All right. You want to any, anything you want to throw out there on the SEC show? No, I was going to mention a, I was randomly at a casino yesterday, Ryan. What do you random? Well, I guess it wasn't that random. I really wanted to go and I looked it up and then the NFL slot machine. It's like when my daughter says, can I ask you a question? Yeah. I randomly ended up at this place where I looked up the website to see if they had the NFL slot machine. So I was gambling on a Monday. Yeah. Golfed all day. It was a, it was a great day. I flew to Phoenix from Burbank to the first flight out, golfed all day, then, yeah, just hung out at a casino for four, four, five hours and then flew back Burbank. It was a fun day, you know, had a little luck with the slot machine, then gave some back, blackjack, similar thing, but I was very jealous when I saw the video. Oh, yeah. Fuck. I thought it was, I thought it was stock footage that he had. No, I mean, we, I literally made that like they, the Visin guys tried to point the camera at the slot machine so we could just look at the slot. We are going to be there next Monday through Wednesday, July 1st of the 3rd, filling in a visa and three to six o'clock Pacific. So we will be there hanging out with the legendary slot machine, Derek, big balls, the crew, but a good reason to sub to the YouTube channel is made. We might pop going live at the, at the slot machine. Yeah. I think that'll be fun. So this, this, so it's me and my buddy Justin from the diary goes back has plain blackjack. And then this like young couple walks by and the deal was like, come on, sit down. And you can tell, oh yeah, I guess I'll sit down. It's like a dude in mid twenties, very attractive, a Filipino girlfriend. And he's, he starts playing firsthand, Ryan. He's sitting on a 14 against a 10 and stands and I'm like, Oh my God, I'm ready to leave. But then, but then I went, I too lived in Justin wins. And then we go on this insane heater thanks to this guy who's playing like a total asshole and he's winning. Cashed into a hundred dollars. He got it up to a thousand dollars. The best part was he was talking to his girlfriend. She's like, how do you know what to do? He's like, ah, you know, there's like this chart and whatever, but like I really know the game. Well, and I'm like biting my tongue because I'm in there. Yeah. And I didn't want to embarrass you and he was winning so much money. And the table was the dealer kept busting. So his strategy of playing horrible blackjack was working out. And then as soon as he gets up, table immediately goes cold, it was, it was so hilarious. Maybe a witch. What? Maybe he was a witch. Oh, well, dude, you're a wicked, but yeah, he was a shout out to that guy living his best life. It was, it was really hilarious. And then right as he left table one immediately cold. So shout out to blackjack will be playing some and shout out to the, the winner of last week's Patreon pick up Ryan was a $100 circuit ticket and we're going to run that back for this week. But he asked for this week's Patreon pick him again, free weekly pick up if you're a patron member and yeah, he asked instead of the $100 circuit ticket, could I just get you guys to play a $100 worth of the NFL slot machine? I'm like, great, great idea. So either you want a $100 futures ticket. And I think this guy was a Jets fan, so $100 on the Jets win the Super Bowl or you can just put a $100 on the jet slot machine or what do we do? Yeah. Well, we'll leave it. My thought is like he can pick the team, but my pitch would be is we join him. Yeah, we pull together some company money, he gets a steak, a three way, a little three way action into a $10 spin McGillica, little three way slot machine. So stay tuned to that sign up for the picture and shout out to the return of Bobby Knight. Oh yeah. I mean, Sean broke it, tried to get rid of Bobby Knight, but it has returned. I think there's been some other famous people in history who have been resurrected, resurrected like the undertaker, great, the great one of the great resurrections of all time. All right. Anything else we want to add SEC cowards not doing a nine game schedule. Yeah. I mean, that that is weak sauce. Do we, do you think the SEC? So I do think that the SEC at some point, they're, they're going to walk into the rake a little bit and them thinking that they just have to be different than anyone else. I actually think them not doing the nine game schedule is going to be a pro like they should, they should, they should conform to conform, but also all the fuckery they've been trying to work on like SEC gets the auto buy. That's a dumb idea anyway. And they're like Greg Sanki's the driving force behind the NCA tournament expanding, which looks like it's going to happen. Let's not even bring up college basketball expanding. That's fucking unbelievably. Yeah. It's, it's, it's heartbreaking. That's funny. It was it just shows you how. It's basketball. You had it figured out. You're so dumb. You're so dumb. You're so dumb. You have one of the most popular events college, college sports, just can't, they can't have two tournaments that are the right size at the same time. We'll never see it in our life. Cause then it's like, they don't mother fuckers, you can't just say more. Yeah. It doesn't work more. More doesn't always equate to more fucking dumb. This is why idiocracy is true. The world's getting dumb and everyone thinks they're a fucking capitalist more college basketball is great because there's enough teams that get in that the regular season matters. It's competitive. The tournament's great. The bubble is like, okay, we didn't even need the, the play in games. Okay. Fine. They're fun. A little appetizer for the main course, but don't add to it. It's insane. Yeah. I mean, a devalues the, like, conference tournaments is what a deep, really, yeah. Yeah. And the regular season. Cause if you, if you're Kentucky, if you're walking around, you're going to end up 15 and 17 and you're going to get in. If you want more tournament games, you don't need to touch March, man. It's just take a, just have a all conferences, loser pool. You get knocked out of your conference tournament. If you would like to proceed, you can proceed for it and a loser's pool. There's two bids that come out of it or something like that. It's all major conferences or whatever, but like they just, their idea, their solutions are always dumb and it always comes with some fucking consultant firm that spent thousands of hours trying to solve this problem. All stupid, just higher, a bunch of fucking, I guess what's the new game? It's the kids are still playing Madden. I heard a bunch of kids that do this, maybe, maybe now that NCAA, the video games back, hire some kids who, who already ran through like 10, like 25 seasons in the game and find out, like, why aren't we simulating this stuff? All right. Alabama. Anything else we want to talk about? No, no, Alabama. What do we got? Quick aside about Alabama when I saw Virginia tech play Alabama in Atlanta, like 20, 20, 2007, Ryan Williams had a nice return, Palmer turned into that game. It was, it was a sweat. We were close, but the sound of a person from Alabama saying roads as, as Alabama has just beaten you is the worst thing in the world. Alabama entering a new, new world as Nick Saban, he's retired, but he's going to lurk. This is, this is going to, it's not going to be coach K. It's going to be Roy Williams. He's going to be sitting there hanging out, maybe, maybe he shows up to work one day and complain and claims he's, he's just a little senile, ain't no last year, 11 and one. I feel like some people may forget that they were, they ended up that, that well, it doesn't seem like Milro gets a, gets a much of the credit, but now regression expected with the new coach. DeBore. Is it DeBauer or DeBore? DeBore, I think it is. DeBore from Washington who, and it does seem like they need to figure out the rule when a coach comes in late because it, it, it's like this weird one way transfer portal thing where they can't really do anything to backfill the guys they lose that they're allowed to lose because the coach is new and it just seems in general, you want to fade those teams. Alabama nine and a half this year seems a little high plus 110 to the over minus one afforded the, to the under plus seven 50 to win the conference plus one 25 to make the playoff minus one 50 no look long and hard at that no right there 15 to one to win the college football championship seems crazy to me. I understand the case for the, the creative mind offensively and we watched Washington play last year and I know that pack, the pack 12 was a good conference, but the idea that he's going to come in and immediately replace the guy, it's always impossible to replace the guy, but I've also heard or read three different pieces from three different journalists who cover college football, discussing how much he is redecorating the place. That is a red flag. You're focused on making sure you get a new office look. I'm worried. I got to put your flavor in the environment. I totally agree, but just too much focused on that. I feel like we always dug ourselves into, why do you want to change winning and they always shove it down our throats, but this is different. Okay. When's the last time we talked about Alabama without Nick Saban, never podcast didn't exist. Okay. I was going to say the podcast is a guy named Bear Brian and what a shit to the national championship. What year did he take? I don't like Bear Brian. I don't like this Nick Saban character, but what were they before Nick Saban? Do you remember? They had Don Schuller son, David Schuller, they lost that Hawaii to June Jones friend of the program. Let's plug that and Alabama is one of the teams you target now that we're leaving an era where the cheating was a little bit more crafty and concentrated. Everyone can do it. What's the appeal of going to Alabama? It's no longer you're playing for Nick Saban and all time great. So tell, tell me why it doesn't have that same appeal that LSU has to the people who in LSU, either it seems your neighboring states have deep, deep competition. I just don't. I don't. I still think they have a decent roster with what they even had. No, they lost some experience, but they still have a bunch of talented players. Yeah, but they're not 15 to one to win the natty type of roster anymore. That's my point. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't take them to win the, like are they gonna play a championship put to, to, to the way SEC does their scheduling, you know, them going 10 and two in the regular season. I don't think is, is crazy, but he didn't get like even that I've heard Colby chirping about it, but they even gave him a little back-to-back road gimmick in there. And so wait, no, they, they take care of their, no, who got the back-to-back road spot here? Is it Texas? Maybe you're right. At home, but yeah, I don't know, they had Auburn at home. The Auburn at home is fine. They have. I mean, the Wisconsin, who are your three losses, right? The Wisconsin spot is definitely when you got a circle. We have no idea what this team is going to be Nick. The idea that Nick Saban is going to leave and there's going to be no impact to this team is to me, it seems silly. So yeah, I think Wisconsin is a, is a loseable game. I think Georgia is obviously a loseable game. I think at Tennessee is a loseable game. I don't know how, how you guys feel about Missouri, but I know that it's in Alabama, but that's going to be a tough scrap. They have, they're on the road for LSU. That's always tough to, to take on the Tigers in Death Valley. Yeah. At Oklahoma, that's new territory here. I think there's plenty of loseable game. I mean, Mercer on November 16th, that's probably a win. But yeah, I do think there's more loseable games than you typically see on an Alabama schedule. Like, are you, you, I like the story of Jason Milro. I don't think Jason Milro, what did I say? Oh, Jason. Jalen Milro. I just don't think he's this, I mean, we watched him. He had, he's had moments where he could have been. I'm fascinated by seeing Caitlyn to bow with him. I think that's going to be a very interesting thing. You think it's going to be easy for him to pick that up? I just think he, no, I, I, I wonder if they run him more and I, I think Caitlyn to bow our adapts to his roster. Well, this is a guy that coached in the NIA, NIA, and a, and a championship, what, three straight years? I can't talk. But I'll tell you this. I agree with you though, man. There's too many moving pieces. First off, he was eight no in one score games at Washington last year. I just think regression is due look, and then you, you add a trip to Wisconsin will burn down if they win that game. Now I still favor Alabama, but you're still going on the road to Wisconsin. You're also okay. What are the Vanderbilt game? At least they're for Vanderbilt's sake. It's actually good. They're stadiums under construction because that would all be Alabama fans, but Tennessee, I got them as a dog in Tennessee there. I think Tennessee is should be favored in that game. I have LSU favored in, in the game there and just because Brian Kelly and them returned, I think they know what he wants. They'll be dog in three, what three? Well, and then Oklahoma to me is the one, I mean, look, by that point, Oklahoma starting in Jackson Arnold, an inexperienced quarterback, but he's a super talented quarterback. By that point, he's going to be pretty much in his second year of starting. I think I would favor those three teams to beat, to beat Alabama right now. But like I said, even if they don't get the, the Oklahoma game, because that you can talk me into that one being, Hey, Oklahoma's not that good. They still play Georgia. They still, we haven't even mentioned Georgia yet. So it's like Georgia, Missouri, there's just too much meat on the bone here. Yeah, Oklahoma hater, but I do think they, like the idea that they could be a team that has like a really, really stout defense and is able to do enough to give some of these teams, because it's also a new road spot. Yeah, I think they'll go nine and three. It's just, and they're probably, they could still get into the playoffs then, but yeah, maybe I'm, I'm completely delirious, but yeah, what do you think they'll run? Oh, I think, I think Colby's probably right on, but I think there's a floor there. They could go eight and four though, there's, I'm going to go, I'm going to go over because the juice, I'm not late at minus 40 made Alabama. Give me the over. Hmm. All right. Yeah, I, I just think there's a lot of loseable spots and that's, and I just, it's so unknown what, what they're going to look like with, with a completely new code. Yeah, I'm not going to lock this up, but I, I 10 and two feels right for this Alabama team. Arkansas, number one special teams unit, according to Phil steel. Under saving. Yeah. Okay. Is he coaching this year? Uh, he might. He's at the spring game is lurking, which he's like, coach K. That is to me, that's something that I think is a negative thing. Yeah. Coach K didn't strike though. He stayed away for the most part. He showed up, I think to the, what was it, the Carolina game? I think you showed up right now, but Roy Williams was like bringing cookies every day. I'm so predicting. That's what savings up to. He's, you know what? He didn't want to retire. He's got nothing to do. He hates his wife. Arkansas. You want to, you want to say something for the Arkansas fans. Woo pig. Suey. Woo pig. That was awesome. Big. Better than normal. One in seven in conference last year, I don't think that's going to get much better this year. Four night overall. Look, sometimes the planet gets things wrong. Okay. And sometimes the planet gets things right and I'm glad this is deep. I'm glad that we're back to, because we've had a dark, you know, what year was that? Let's say it was a, it's been some dark times. I want to say since the year 2011, ever since then, we've been struggling as a society. Josh, can you play the photo that I, or show the photo that I, that I sent you in Slack? Why, why, why, why are you pulling that? The only time Colby uses Slack is send over photos. He wants on the show. I'll, I'll, I'll read off the total while you do that, Josh. Four and a half is the total minus one, 10 each way, two hundred and 30 to one to win the conference and, and only somehow 400 to win to four hundred to one to win the national championship shows you how good the old SEC is Sean. Yeah. I don't know. I think Arkansas is one of the teams that was already pretty hurt by the, the expansion and now it's, it's only gotten worse. So, but the world is all right again. The world is all right again. Do I need it? Can I send you it? I don't know. Josh, you got it. Where's Josh? Anyway, look, the world is all right again and what I'm referring to. Yes. Josh is on it. He's, uh, look, this guy, I have, so Sam Pitman's on the hot seat, Sam pulled pork pitman is on the hot seat. Why? Because this is his, his, his, uh, what is fourth or fifth year. So there we go. We're home. He is back. Is that you? Is that the photo show? No, that's the real. That's the real deal. I only, I only acknowledged the one with Colley's photo show. It does kind of looked like the photo show. I love that he's back. Look at that smile on his face. I mean, just everything. Yeah. He's got road rash. He's got his neck, you know, neck brace. Let's talk about this because Arkansas, that must be some good. Do you remember me smiling to remember this whole life is falling apart. He's wearing a neck brace. And his face looks like he's got third degree burns from road rash and he's still cracking a smile. I call him road rash face. I love that. But, um, his offense is good. Hear me out here. Five and seven in Arkansas, the first year, eight and five in 2009, 10 and three in 2010, 11 and two in 2011, right? They fire him for some little dust up with this mistress, right? Who happened to be an intern working for the university? The road. Yeah. That's true. That was the dust up with the road. It's hilarious. They brought him back. Well, they chanted patrino at the basketball game, dude, when they, when they hired him. Yeah. So it's hilarious. Cause they said like you, you, you, we're firing you. You went 11 and two since they've joined the SEC. That's the best season they've ever had. And they fired him just for, you know, having a little intern dust up and, and for them to then fire him and say, like, this is, you know, unethical, you know, like, I get out of here and then to bring him back. The world is back on its access. Own who you are. SEC. Arkansas was playing like pretending like they weren't fucking scumbags. Yes. Scumbags. We know your scumbags own who you are. They did it. And I have a theory on that. If the crowd was chanting, guess what? Sam pulled pork pitman. If he doesn't make it through the first four games, they're going to fire them and your intern, your interim head coach is going to be road rational. I know. And they are, they certainly worry, you know, our buddy Phil Steele labels them a full market team. Same part is the net close losses, like they had a bunch of close losses. They only have three, if you look at their schedule, what do they have three true road SEC games? I mean, who was their quarterback last year? He's gone now, but they brought in Taylor and green, but he was like, he was a very, he was able to hide, like he was able to do stuff when the team couldn't do stuff. Have you seen this? Taylor and green kid, my, I'm going to like him. He reminds me of Josh Allen, whoa, but not Josh Allen on the bill. Josh Allen. I am sucked in college. No, he showed flashes. He's raw as fuck, but he has absolute moments where he sucks. Oh my God. He sucks. Some of the time, but he's also really awesome. Some of the time. Well, he's got to work on like his short passing and accuracy, Taylor and green. But God damn it, is this guy fast and like massive and just, and like there's certain throws where you're just like this motherfucker just threw the ball 70 yards just like this, you know, and I mean, he's, he's not very accurate, but man, is he no, he can be at time. So four and a half, how many, how many conference games do they have to win? I mean, they got the UA university Arkansas pine bluff golden lines. I'm going to count that as a win. They got the UAV blazers that the new China China restaurant there and are we sure of the blazers are a king duck. Yeah, they can beat the blazers at home. Are you sure about that? Trent Dilfer is head coach there. Yeah. Uh, I am not impressed with the current game. No, right. I love how you had that great, uh, you know, you're shitting on all the quarterbacks, but then I think most, most quarterbacks watching you a B saying, I am not impressed with the current game, uh, but look, this is one of the hardest. This is the Indiana of the SEC because if Petrino comes in, I actually do believe he's a very good head coach, right? And for college football, so I actually could see them knocking off some of these teams with, with him as head coach. And I like Sam pulled pork Pitman. I don't want him to get fired, but I think the plan has already been put together. If you have the whole damn basketball arena, chant and Petrino in the middle of a game, I'm terrified that, that, that pulled pork Pitman's fired by that first bi-week. Their schedule is really hard. Yeah. No, they only have three true road SCC, but their home games are brutal. Um, also when they got, yeah, they're by first bi-week is October 12th, which is late compared to a lot. Yeah, they got LSU at home, Ole Miss at home, Texas at home at Missouri. It's very, I mean, yeah, Texas A&M and a neutral at Jerry's world. And what the numbers, four and a half, you said though, his pine bluff. That's one UAB and La tech, La tech is the three. Yeah. They're going to have an interim coach by then. I love the November 23rd and the SEC, that's, that's the week where everyone gets the big dog. It's just means more. Samford's proud. I'm going to go over. I'm going to go over too, because I'm hoping road rash face gets in on this action. They, I don't, they could have some moments where they surprise you. And again, they, they were what? Four and seven last year with all those close losses. This is the one we could really be wrong on though. Yeah. Like I'm going to take patrino because this is, the potential is there. Like I truly believe if he, if he comes in, they can knock off teams, they can knock off Ole Miss at home. They can knock off, they're going to beat Mississippi State at Mississippi State. They were foreign hate last year. They didn't get better. True. But they got, they know what they did. They had a lot of close-ups. They had a lot of close-ups. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. But the mojo's back. The prodigal son has returned Ryan. Yeah. Do you not know anything about it? He's got an idea with the motorcycle company. Can we clear something up in my head? Yes. She was riding in a side car in the motorcycle, right? I thought she was holding the whole bag. I think she's just on the back. Okay. I don't know. You think it a side piece? No. She was a side piece. She was Bobby Petitos rolling around Fayetteville with the side car. Come on. I mean, the entire time I thought- I hope that's true. I hope I'm wrong and you wouldn't be smiling like that ear to ear if you had a side car. Are we sure? It would have been harder to tip. You're right. Yeah. You can't flip a side car. All right. All right. I mean, I asked the question for a reason. I'm glad we got that cleared up, but in my head, it was a side car this whole time. I imagine Bobby Petrito just, he's got two side cars probably. Oh my God. Oh man. We can do a whole episode on this. Maybe that's what we do for the Patreon. Just talk about that. We should do that. Yeah. Bobby Petrito told passer by not to call 911. Can you say why you want me to call 911? I'm taking a look at the, yeah, we should do all right quick sidebar for the, for the Patreon episodes, SGP stories. We should do forensic files where we go deep dive into some stories and I like this. I mean, I could do 10 minutes just looking at this motorcycle and this pile of trees. Wait. Oh, can I send me that link? Look at this. I don't know that I've ever seen the motorcycle. We're trying to do an episode right now. Look at it. Like this is the worst thing. Well, can we put the motorcycle up on the screen? You sent it to John. John's already got multiple tables of a blackjack on over there. What? No. No, no, no. But here's why you take the over though. Hold on real quick. The passerby Larry describes coming upon the accident Sunday evening. It's after Petrino Jessica, we're getting up out of the ditch. He said Petrino was walking, but it looked like his face was bleeding quite a lot. He's still smiling. How do you think he crashed? Like she, she, she did a reach around or something and he's way off the road. All right. Where are we? Yeah. Taking the forensic files, taking the over four and a half Arkansas, lock it up. Hey, you know what our lock is for contests where you can win millions of dollars. That's right. circus sports, circus survivor, $10 million, circa million, six million dollars, circa millions, of course, picking five NFL teams against the spread each week. They got quarterly prizes. They got booby prizes. If you come in last so fun, these, uh, these are a great tradition. 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So Auburn keeping the under train going, by the way, Auburn, who knows Auburn getting a little bit of respect in the odds. They were three and five in conference last year, six and six overall. The totals at seven and a half plus 125 to the over minus 150 to the under, which basically adjusted down to almost a seven flat, 55 to one to win the conference, seven to one to make the playoff minus 1200 to miss 150 to one to win the national championship. See Arkansas, Arkansas, if you're listening to this, take a page from Auburn. They go out. They hire a huge strip club freeze, right? Who not only, not only had the complete scandal with blaming everything on Houston, none of those. You, you also had his strip club, that was so great. His strip club antics with a, and shout out to reading the story right now in this strip club in Starkville, Jerry Westland, the owner of the pony in Stark, Starkville, Mississippi. He has a, he had a Hugh Freeze tribute party, right? I'm just picturing one of those parties where they bring out the flashing flaming bottles of champagne. But then when he goes to Liberty, when Liberty, when he goes to Liberty, he's DMing this sex assault survivor. All this means shit questioning, you know, what she's, she's doing. But Auburn hires him with all that behind them. Yeah. Not a big deal. They hire and they say the, well, here's the one catch, you cannot have a phone from the universe. Yeah. I mean, just don't have a phone that we own. Yes. Yes. That's, I'm not, I'm not making this up. This is part of his contract. Yeah. He cannot be. He's not even allowed on social media. Well, you know, that's smart. That's how you know who you are. Auburn knows that they're scumbags, we can't give you such a scumbag. We can't give him the guy a fucking phone, but you know what, he wins football games. It is pretty funny. Like we actually there's, it's like they went to the IT team and they're like, all right, we got he freeze coming back. What can we do with his phone and make sure he doesn't fuck up again. We can just not give him a phone. No, it's like there's nothing we can do to prevent him from sending his dick to people. So here, here's what we're going to do. We're just not going to give him the phone. That's the best solution. I can, the IT guy was like, we, no, we just can't give him a phone and, and, and, and yeah, it's gold. Like this one too, this headline, he called the escorts services at least 12 times on his old misphone. The only 12 times I would have guessed more. See the problem is he uses old misphone. That's what got him in trouble. Well, did you see that the hue, the hue freeze, uh, why they were doing the hue freeze tribute? Because apparently back in the day he banned his players from going to the strip club. Now I don't know. I don't know. Yet he's calling escorts for them. Yeah. I think it was, it must have just been some like hilarious, um, I, I don't know. But his goal was there. Clearly some sort of PR stunt gone wrong. I mean, football wise though, am I crazy to like Auburn call me? He's great football wise speaking with games, 17, 17 returning starters there. It feels like year two for hue freeze. This is when you might make a jump, uh, Phil steel has him as one of the most improved teams. I think, I think they, I mean, their schedule seems manageable. I see why it's at seven and a half. I think there's a chance they go on a bit of a run here. My crazy call me. Oh man. My thing is I thought they were going to get a better quarterback. Peyton. Yeah. What's your take on Peyton? Well, he, he had some money. He had like a pretty good year in Michigan state, but he's like a dropback passer. They ran him. He's like not a running quarterback. He had over 500 yards rushing last year and it's like what? And, uh, I know the receivers were depleted. They went out and tried to get a bunch of receivers, but I don't know. I feel like he's just got to prove it to me. That was not the super impressive first year. And now now you look at the schedule. Now I will say, I will say the first four weeks though, line up pretty damn nice. Um, so you could really build momentum there, but I, I right now, I think Oklahoma's better than Auburn. So that came, it becomes a little tricky on September 28th, but then you look at after that, like at Georgia, at Missouri, at Kentucky, I don't know that they went any of those. Maybe they can tucky game home to Vandy's nice, but Diego Pissing Pavia is now at Vanderbilt, the New Mexico state quarterback that just on the logo that beat Auburn at Auburn last year at New Mexico state. He's now Vanderbilt starting quarterback, uh, seven and a half. Cause I see like, wait, three, four, I, I lean under, I think, I think A and M's better than them. You need them to beat Alabama. I think they're probably seven and five if I had to guess, yeah, cause to your point, if they come out, if they come out hot and there are four and oh, then they drop four in a row, they catch it two wins. What was that? Six and four. They need to be, and let's just give them one of the 50 50 games. They would need to beat and Alabama. That's no, they're not going to win. Alabama. They, they, they hardly ever know. This is under we, we got there. Oh, this is amazing. I'm not taking any. I'm sticking with you over. I think they, yeah, I think they can make a jump. I, I see Colby's concerned with the quarterback position, but yeah, I'm a little more optimistic on Robert. Yeah. Maybe I, they definitely got better on the defensive side of the ball. Yeah. Maybe they'll pour a little too much focus into beating Alabama this year. Alabama is vulnerable. Florida, the Gators, they were three and five in conference. A lot of bad records in conference last year guys. How's this going to work out? Five and seven overall. Oh, Florida, four and a half is the total Colby. What happened here? Minus one 50 to the over plus one 25 to the under 131 under hundred and 30 to one to win the conference. 300 to one to win the whole thing. Look, Florida used to be good. A lot of times. And their head coach is currently getting sued by a, by a former recruit. What happened? He promised him $13 million. I think it was. And none of it came in, not contractually binding. But, but wait, this is, you know, normally a lot of times I do think like, okay, the SEC schedules can be kind of bullshit to me. Like, you know, you get, yes, you play some great teams, but you get a lot of bullshit, non-con games, because of the eight game schedule. Well, I know that a lot of times on the college football experience, but Florida actually has the hardest schedule in the nation. It is a pretty ridiculous schedule. When you look at it, you're just like, okay, you know, with the exception of Samford, they could lose every single game on the schedule. Every other team is capable of beating them. They're non-con shout out to whoever is the athletic director at the University of Florida. He couldn't have known that the SEC was going to give him Georgia, Texas, LSU, Ole Miss and Florida state in a row. Well, Florida state was, is there a system completely random? Listen to this, listen to this schedule at Mississippi state, which, all right, that's still in Starkville, then they have a by then UCF at home at Tennessee, Kentucky by Georgia at home at Texas, LSU, Ole Miss at Florida state. I mean, there's a good chance. Well, Georgia's got five teams. The final five teams could be 10 win teams. Now this isn't under. Well, the non-con is awesome. Like I, he, the athletic director, I know everyone's given him a hard time about this. Normally it's not this much meat on the bone. So you get a hard time for having a good teams on your schedule. I love the non-con Miami, UCF, Florida state. It's like you're all all your powers in the state of Florida. Samford. Yeah. Well, Samford's the only, at least I play him in September. Yeah. I like the idea of playing a state championship. Yeah. It's fucking great for the sport, in my opinion. Like it's going to enhance. Yeah. That Miami game is like the loser's going to be so on the hot seat. That's the real question here is, you know, with this lawsuit pending, there might be a way they, they, they might be able to get off the hook on his buyout. It's like Mel Tucker situation. You know what I mean? So we'll see what happens there, but, are they, which means they're trying to get him like these SEC schools probably have a whole department. Oh, with Brian Harson with Auburn, to get him fired, Brian Harson. They were making up stories that he was cheating on his wife and he wasn't phone the get him fire department. I mean, imagine that too. He's got to go home and deal with his wife. What a fucking, I mean, how much money he get from Auburn? He did get like 34 million. But let's talk about this though. That Miami game is huge because it's at the swamp. If they are to, if they're able to win that game, I think they might be able to hit this. The question is, is this is almost like the Arkansas play because at some point, they're probably down spot against Sanford though, but they're probably going to fire them. And when they fire them, these teams tend, they normally quit when you like if you go back up the past few teams in the SEC where you've, your season hasn't gone the way you thought and you bring them in an interim. Normally they suck ass. So it makes it. I mean, after their second bi-week Colby, how, how many games do you have them winning those last five? Oh, none in the last five. I mean, maybe Ole Miss, because I think Ole Miss could be, could be a little. And I don't know if they can get to five in their first seven either. Well, the Miami game, Miami, they could win. If Miami, Miami has been known to be a dud. So like they could win that game. Sam Frans a win. Mississippi State could be a win. UCF could be a win. That'd be four. And then you just need one more, but you also got to hope he doesn't get fired. He might get fired by the Kentucky game. I think if for this to work, they got to go for no to start the season. It seems very unlikely that's going to happen because if they go for it, Oh, like I like UCF Kentucky. I don't think I mean, it just, this is, this is like just going to continue this, but another under Colby what are you doing? It's four and a half. Yeah. Give me, give me the over five and seven. That's pretty low. That's a low number. I'm going to go five and seven. I'm feeling here. You ready for the wins? Miami, Samford, Mississippi State, Kentucky and Ole Miss. Yeah, I don't see it. They're going to, they're going to, I'm going under the gramberts. Love fade in that guy. That's all you need. He's solid. That's my game. Give me, give me the under. He's going to be fired. I, you can't take this. You can't take this because you don't know. He could be fired by September 21st. He could be fired before they even start the season because of the shit going on. So yeah. Okay. Give me the under Georgia. Graham Mertz him leave. He was so fun to fade him when he was at Wisconsin. First guy to get an NIL deal. Yeah. Remember that he like trademarked his name or something? What do they, what did he call himself? Like the Mertzinator's like selling t-shirts or something with his name on her. So I don't know what works. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't work. Georgia ain't no last year, 12 and overall, they're back 10 and a half. This year is the total minus 120 to the over plus 100 to the under plus 190 to win the conference minus 500 to make the playoff plus 360 to miss it. Three to one to win the national championship. Holy shit. Now. Are we getting a discount here? What, what are we on the wind tunnel? Yeah. I mean, I like the boat race. This conference for the past couple, but they also were in the SEC East and that is a difference. True. Right. True. They, but I mean, yeah, also the last game they played they lost and it's easy to to an SEC West team to Alabama. Yeah. Yeah. And Alabama's on the schedule this year. Now it's in September, which it feels like you get them. I don't think it's, I don't know. Their defense is so good. It's really tough to fade them, but you look at their schedule, getting them to two losses, I feel like it's possible, but they have to lose both. Look at some of their, you know, a number one offensive line unit, number three, line-backering unit, number two quarterback, like they're just to me. It's so stacked. It's crazy. This is the, like, I, yeah, I actually think some of the stuff that's happened in the conference only makes their dominance greater. But yeah. And at Texas, at Ole Miss, at Auburn, better Kentucky. If you look at where this is why I think we should play the over is, yeah, they get Alabama in September. When do you want to get a first year coach in September? Early. They also have a bi-week before that. And then guess when they get Texas, the week after the Red River shootout, Texas lost last year. So I'm kind of anticipating Texas to win the Red River shootout this year. Talk all that shit to Kentucky or to Oklahoma. And then the very next week, they got to play Georgia. And I think Georgia will fuck them up then. So I just think if they lose one, it's one of those two games, right? I think, I mean, maybe Ole Miss and Oxford at the Grove, they lost the last time they went there, which was like 20 fucking years ago because they were in these stupid divisions, but not concerned about UMass on November 23rd. Shout out to the SEC for they didn't let us know. And I'm assuming tomorrow we'll be covering UMass because I was impressed to see UMass have three SEC games on the schedule this year. Yeah. So they are in part two of the, I'm going to go over Georgia 10 and a half. And I am moving Alabama back to under. Welcome back to what happened over there. I don't know. Doing the math. The Clemson game to open the year to me is the game that they lose. Really? Really? In Atlanta in the Mercedes Benz Super Bowl. That's the game. Chick-fil-A will be open. That's the game they lose. I think the rest of the schedule, like they will be so dialed in for the Bama and Texas games. They gave them the Texas spots. That's like the most perfect fucking spot. I didn't realize they were out to the bread. They pretty much every other game. It's like, well, how is Georgia not going to win this one? I don't know. And yeah, I mean, yeah, you, in theory, they should be taking a nice step to, I mean, they could go 12 and out. They could go. Are they better? Do they have more talent this year than they had last year? Yes. And that's insane. But the only thing I'll say is last year, they did have a couple games. I think it was a South Carolina game. That was what 24 or 14. That was at home. And then Missouri, they did. They got tested a little bit more. They lost a lot of talent the year before in the NFL draft, but they're much better. They were down. And now, you know, some of that talent's reloaded. To me, this is, this is the best. This is the best. This is the best bet we've talked about by far. Yeah, I feel pretty good about it too. It's like the Saban's gone. There's all this other stuff moving around. It's like, I'm not, I'm not worried about it. There's a ton of kind of even if the bar, the bar got them quarterback, Georgia is going to be so much more physical than Texas. Yeah. What's I'm saying? One of those two teams, even if they got them, they're not going to lose both. Any chance we see arch manning at that, at the parade after the beat Oklahoma, see him on Peyton's places. Remember, he's not in the video game. Yeah, he's holding out. Well, he's not on the team. I do my work on the real field is his stupid fucking jacket. What a stupid logic. Hey, if you guys set up with rhythm, go to sports, give them a podcast.com/rhythm, claim your free seven day trial. Why would you want rhythm? I'll tell you why it's the place where AI sports picks and props get each set up. It's, it's pretty sweet. You can create your own gambling model, perfect for player props, sides, totals. And it's cool because you can pick the stats. 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And then, uh, and then they hired Mike Elko. And then, but, but at the same time, Stoops kind of wins because Calipari's gone, who he was riffing with saying that, uh, you were not a basketball school. We're, you know, we're, Calipari wanted more money and football was driving everything. So he kind of won still in a way. Uh, Stoops, we always like to talk about his contract. He, uh, he did take this off season to leverage it to get his assistants more money, which is always, you always like to see that coach beamer. You still always, uh, always, always, he had one of the highest paid assistant staffs. So that was one of the main things classic stoops took care of here, let's not forget. And by the way, one of those assistants is his brother, brother, Mike. Yeah. Well, my Arizona coach, uh, he's the linebackers coach. He, uh, he got a bump to six 75 K in 2024. But, uh, yeah, you know, uh, the, the head man himself who has the perpetual extension clause, of course, every year he gets seven victories, AK bowl eligible. He gets another year tax down there. Problem is those days are gone. He gets two, what, of winning that many games. Oh yeah. East is gone. He could be in trouble there. And Texas and Oklahoma just joined. But what year is he signed through? I forget. I don't know. 20 31. So he, he's got some time. He should renegotiate to get it down to six. I think, I think this is a man. I mean, again, bowl eligibility is, is the game. I'm looking under. I mean, I know they, they got strong offensive line defensive line. They are bringing back decent number starters, but I don't know the Colby's point. They don't have the SCC, you know, but the schedule will be up on. Well, that, that's fine. Six and six. Oh yeah. So they were seven and five last year, six and a half minus one 15 to the over, uh, 95 to one win the conference, two 50 to one to win the national championship. When you look at their schedule, though, I do think there's winnable games. And so can they get to seven? Well, they have Southern Miss South Carolina. They'll be favored in Beemer's had their number. I think Ohio. They'll be favored. Vandy. They'll be favored. Murray state. They'll be favored. They have a game against Louisville and I got Louisville getting revenge. Last year, Louisville should have had Texas. Yeah. I, uh, the road game at Texas at Tennessee, at Ole Miss Georgia. Those are four losses to me. So can they lose two more? I think they can. So yeah, I got them. I'm not sure which games they, they lose. I think South Carolina, I think has had, Beemer's had his number, I believe. I think Beemer's one, like every game against other. I'm going to take the under. I just think, I mean, they're going to beat Southern Miss maybe even if they beat South Carolina, that's two Ohio three Vanderbilt beat them the last time they played in Lexi. So if anyone gets wins in the SEC, Ryan's, Ryan's going to be sweating because he's got five hundred. You need seven. I can see. I just think six and six is the reality. Yeah. Again, I feel like 500 the alphabetical nature of the game. So tuning into part two where Kramer's going to be crushing Vandy over. I have more overs in the Texas M over Texas horns up. Yeah, I don't appreciate this subjective judging issue on my picks just because they're different than yours. It's 20, 24 Sean, please LSU six and two. We tigers love you, co-cho nine and three overall last year. We family now nine and a half is the total this year plus one 30 to the over minus one 60 to the under 10 to one to win the conference like that. To make the playoff plus one 30 and 17 to one to win the natty just based on how these odds are. Love the SEC conference odds more than more than the national championship odds for just about every school. There will be schools from other conference that that are getting the mix here and the silly to have. I mean, the difference LSU's 10 to one to win the conference and 17 to one to win the national championship. Yeah. I don't think they're factoring in how many games you would have to win. Now, granny, if you won the SEC, you would have that first round by, but yeah, still, it's like they're not doing the math. They're doing is, Hey, it's probably going to be a team in the SEC that wins. So if you win the conference championship, but I don't, I don't know if it's necessarily correlated because we've never seen a 12 team player will have a buy. So you're already into the 18 part. Yeah, but still he wins. Is that three, three wins to me should be worth more than a plus 700 price. And you're probably going to face that another SEC school again. That being said, I do like LSU to go over just a lock nine and a half nine. The numbers in flat nine, not nine and a half, right? Now you're looking at the adjusted because you're getting plus one 30 on the nine and a half. I'm just saying when I did the SEC or when I did the LSU preview, we don't do flat numbers. We like outcome. It's still, I'm still locking. Call me. It's totally fine. We don't have a problem with people that do like flat numbers, but we prefer to, to, we do the show with, with half numbers. So we never have pushes. They're just making it up though, huh? But if someone wants to lead that kind of lifestyle, that's fine. Garrett Nussmeyer did not realize this till we research in the episode Kramer pointed it out here at Nussmeyer. His dad is the quarterback coach for the Eagles. Yeah. He's a stud too. He's going to be in the NFL. All four road, all four SEC road games against losing teams. That's what I'm saying. This is a lock. Yeah. Like they're going to lose at Texas A&M because they, I feel like they always lose at Texas A&M, but the rest, you know what's great about the schedule? We talked about this too with like Brian Kelly year, year two. This is why we took LSU minus three against USC a while ago. Well, you know what's great about the schedule too is how many, A, how many first year coaches and then B, how many coaches that there's a strong chance when they play Arkansas, they could be on the interim coach. And what happens if they don't name Bobby Petrino, the interim coach, right? Also Florida, Billy Napier won't be there in November 16. No way. No way. This is a great schedule because also you get UCLA who, if that was Chip Kelly, that was a heart that looked like maybe a hard game. No, now it's, that's a bi-week, right? South Alabama is breaking in a new head coach. South Carolina is starting a freshman quarterback. When do you want them? Oh, in September and then USC's trying to back out of the game. This is a lock, dude. This is going to hit this like Alabama normally loses. I feel like, well, I shouldn't say normally, but a lot of years LSU gets them in. They're going to take down the pickles. Coles love the kernels. I mean, I, I'm, I'm with you. Sean and I picked up some LSU to win the SEC and a little futures draft recently. I, I liked the idea of Brian Kelly with more recruits and more talent another year into the system. Yeah. And if you want to talk about a guy that's got like looking around the SEC kind of saying, hmm, it feels like people are talking about other teams. Well, and what's great too is there's no Georgia or Texas on the schedule. And I'm, I added a third one, Auburn, cause those games are always fucking insane. But Georgia and Texas are the, are like the threat. So, so the fact that they do miss them is, and it's very interesting. They play Bama, Oklahoma are the teams you want in Baton Rouge. A&M's the only, the only real tough road game they play all year. Yeah. And that's a little back-to-back. They're going to lose at A&M. That'll be lost. Little back-to-back road spot there. You get the battle for the boot and then the trip to college station. So, but there is a buy in then Alabama. I mean, you could, you could pick it apart and say it's tricky, but I'm with you Colby. Some of the stuff that looked trickier, like having USC and UCLA early in the season. I mean, I think there are a lot to be five and oh, going into the buy. I certainly think coming, coming out, if Brian Kelly has things going and the quarterbacks working, they're a national championship contender. And I love them. They have a, they have their by weeks are perfectly spaced out. They're only, after November 2nd, their only road game is at Florida. You want a good way to break this down as this. They had a horrible, absolutely horrible past defense and defense in general. And they still went nine and three last year. Now, obviously, do we, do, are we worried about Jane Daniels? He did win the Heisman trophy, not having them this year? I mean, I'm optimistic about Nussmeyer, but Colby, what's your stud? I think he's a stud. I'm not worried at all. And if anything, I think bringing in Blake Baker at DC, he'll tighten up that defense some. There's no reason why LSU should ever be in the, in the 100s defensively. That won't happen again, which means, and like I said, like they, their schedule actually kind of breaks nice for them, in my opinion, by not getting Georgia and Texas. Can we just have like, can they just hire a coach? Oh, it's like a graduate assistant or so. I just get them on the sidelines. I've been thinking about this. So the, you know, the Louisiana raging Cajuns, their coaches on the hot seat this year, Michael does Morel raging Cajuns, Lafayette, Louisiana Cajun field, the original swamp. What, what will you better to have the next year? You go higher. Oh, come on. I mean, he sounds like a raging C. Come on. It's perfect. I was, I was looking at the blue chip ratio. So we're all all over nine and a half for the LSU tag is. Yeah, I was looking at, I was looking at, but Ellie, it's blue chip ratio, because I was I wanted to see where LSU was when they were squarely near the top of the list. But interestingly enough, Auburn on the list, if you exclude transfers, if you include transfers, they're not. Hmm. Interesting. Interesting. Feel free to swap the plenty room on the overtrain, guys. You freeze is going to take us out. No, no, no. I think you have to look at the transfer one. I thought that was my big takeaway. Oh, what's this? Was, was he on a boat too? No, I'm sure at some point, guys, once you, once you get dabble in the escort business, you also dabble in the boat. He coached a hand in hand. He coached a liver. Remember the Vikings? Kramer. Do you watch that documentary? Yeah, the, the church sex guy. Well, yeah. I'm sure there was like going to Miami and jerking off in the corner of a room. I bet you if he could have, he could, he would have captured the girls gone wild guy and just kept them prisoner. You have to know when to come for his own personal business. All right, Mississippi, AKA Ole Miss, AKA the alma mater of the great Eli Manning. They went six and two last year in conference, 10 and two overall rap poison himself or whatever, whatever he's going by nowadays. Lane Kiffin, I feel like his act has got, has grown old. Saban's gone. So he no longer, this is the Joker without Batman. What will he do? Who will, who is he going to latch onto? Who's the new guy? Well, they went all in on the portal, besides losing Judkins to Ohio State and they do bring back Jackson Dart. Yeah. And is that exciting? Dude, this is what's cool about the 12 team playoff is, you know, the, with NIL, I have never seen Ole Miss try this much. Like they are really going, they landed some huge guys in the portal that, that could really make, they're making their one Walter Nolan, a five star from Texas A&M to get him, to get Chris Paul, the linebacker from, from Arkansas. Walter Nolan was one of the dudes who got the big, big bags from Texas A&M, right? Yeah. You got some of that Saudi money. Yeah. And now he's off to home. This exact plan system. How, man, imagine people are going to look back at the kids who went through the NIL process in this like five to 10 year window and be like these motherfuckers. I think it's all going to be unionized in the future, but these guys were just cashing in. It is a good time. I, I think they bring in some talent. They already have a bunch of returning starters. I would say though, they had a lot of close wins and massive turnover regression loading for this Ole Miss team. I'm going to take the under and, and their schedule is Lane Kiffin's the coach. Yeah. I'm out. Their schedule is not particularly friendly. They do have a back-to-back road spot at South Carolina, the game cocks at LSU. I guarantee they lose that LSU game because they beat LSU last year and stormed the field. Yeah. Georgia at home. That's obviously like, I, I think they could lose at, I think they could lose at South Carolina at LSU and Georgia at home. What was that? Win total? You only need to get the three losses. Nine and a half minus one 25 to the over plus one oh five to the under seven to one to win the conference, which the fact that their price is shorter than LSU is crazy to me. Minus one 20 make playoff plus 100 miss 15 to one to win the national championship. You're ready for a take for you. Oh, he's, he's gonna hit the under. You know why? Because when he goes to Gainesville on November 23rd, they're going to be trying to hire him. Oh, that's the next head coach of Florida. Chomp chomp. Is that a better job? Oh, so is he going to do? I did see a message for geniuses. A Texas guy said that, um, you know, the college baseball world series, the, the manager intentionally lost because he already knew he was going to Texas. Wow. Didn't want, didn't want A&M to win. Is he a, I mean, you're going to rain? That's great. That's great. They're going to give him a ring. No, he lost. Yeah. He'll buy a ring. But maybe what do you mean? No, Texas. Oh, Texas. We got to do, we got to do a forensic files. I mean, it's, it's been settled. Yeah. I think you have to go under here. All right. I got the losses here. It's LSU. Yeah. One. It's Bobby Patrino. Two. And then no, they come home to Georgia and Georgia. Fucks them up three or, or, or actually, you know, I'm starting to think it's LSU. They come out of the by. They lose to Oklahoma. Then it looks like the wheels are falling off against Arkansas. There's a lot of Lusible games on the scale. Yeah. I'll take the end. They're going to go. And you can't trust Lane. I mean, Lane is great to do something diabolical, but I'm telling you, Saman's gone. I'll be very interested to see who he tries to fuck with. I hope it's Jimbo, because I feel like Jimbo would just go physical. It's, it's, I love seeing them go all in though. Even, even if I'm wrong, it's, it would be so cool to see a, uh, Ole Miss in the playoffs or potentially hosting a playoff game. I think it'd be fucking great for the sport. They're going to be awesome. Yeah. Uh, and how do you pronounce the baseball coach's name? Uh, slash Nagle, slash Nagle. That's an all-time name. Is that an urban dictionary? Uh, I wouldn't look it up. That is a disgusting act. All right. Time for, so we're all in the under for Ole Miss time for a lock lock. I mean, but seriously though, do you think if Lane give and talk shit to Mike Elko, you would just punch him in the face. I might've said Jimbo earlier, but that's, I mean, I, I, I mean, I, I think Kiffin was a quarter, but I was in a state. Elko was a, I think I remember serving it correctly. He was a safety. That's a new blood. Like one of the new bloods, if he picks on one of these new guys and they just punch him right in the fucking face, that'd be great. All right. Lock it up. Kramer, what do you got? Uh, LSU over LSU. This has been your move. You take all unders, spoiler for the big 10 episodes, but, uh, you take overs and then you lock up or take unders and lock up the over. What are you doing? Well, you were telling everyone what I was going to do. LSU over nine and a half LSU over nine and a half. I think we got to go. The, the floor is so low with this Arkansas team. Uh, some of my off season prep had me land on UCF and Jefferson as a high, a high, a high, a fun, Heisman dark horse. And it made me realize what, what Arkansas turned into. So yeah, I'll take a low under. I'll take a high over. And for the future, I, it, I want to just double dip with LSU, but also the Georgia price is pretty good. What are you doing? I can be LSU. LSU 10 to one is going to seem silly. Maybe, maybe the play, maybe we also play the playoff price, but the, the 10 to one price does not seem right. All right. So I'm logging up Auburn over seven and a half LSU over nine and a half. I also like LSU to win the, uh, you know what? I'll, I'll do this. I'm going to take Georgia to win the SEC at plus one 90. And then I'll give you out a, I'll tell you a long shot just in case Auburn at 55 to one. Yeah, actually bonus play for the fans. Take my LSU. You over and turn that into Georgia over. Oh, okay. And I'll, I'll have LSU. So you have Georgia over 10 and a half. Yeah. And you have LSU winning the SEC. Yeah. Okay. Colby. I'll take LSU over. Yeah. Um, and I will also take the Auburn under as a luck. Wow. Colby. It's either them or Kentucky, but Auburn's win total is one higher. And I think it, I think that's the safest play. You love, you love freeze. I do. I mean, look, I enjoy Auburn knows who they are. I'm going to appreciate that. I'll remind you of all your catchphrases pointing you towards this. What do you mean? You see they're playing other crime though. Yeah. But you just said lead into your bullshit. Hey, look, they did it right with you free. He frees doesn't even get a cell phone. Come on there. What can stop? No, Nash doesn't have a university issued cell phone. What is stopping this man? He has a cell phone. Just not one that we don't know that. We don't know that. Fucking dark. He's probably gonna burn. He's probably out. It's true. Actually, you know, take our pre pay. Take Arkansas off here. Just give me both overs. I want the only two overs I took are going to be my locks. So adjusted locks, Georgia over 10 and a half LSU over that. I like the, the LSU future too. I'm going to take a shot on that future. I do. I like that as well, but I got, I got myself covered here. Auburn 55 to one, huh? Yep. Let's go. Okay. Good luck. Thank you. 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