What do teachers' unions, Pete Davidson, and Martinis all have in common? They know how to play dirty. Kids are shut out of school as teachers refuse to return to the classroom, Kim Kardashian unfollows Miley Cyrus after her New Years Eve special with Kim's latest beau, Pete Davidson, and Mary Katharine finds just how to make your Martini even dirtier. Times 00:12 - Segment: Welcome to the Show 12:44 - Segment: The News You Need to Know 12:50 - Schools in Northern Virginia, elsewhere, remain closed four days after snowstorm 18:09 - Chicago teachers refuse go back to the classroom, forcing district to close 18:46 - Segment: You Love to Hear it 18:55 - Lori Lightfoot vehemently backs opening schools after teachers reject reopening 31:17 - NBC reporter tells viewers how to double-mask—and double-mask their kids 33:14 - Kim Kardashian unfollows Miley Cyrus after her New Years Eve special with Kim's latest beau, Pete Davidson 37:42 - Covid—and California's restrictive public health measures—could push Super Bowl LVI out of Los Angeles 41:10 - Australia denies unvaccinated tennis star Novak Djokovic entry 45:27 - How to make your Dirty Martini even dirtier