This is the Hope Cast Network. Stories and shows you actually want to listen to. Let's breaking news with Brad and V. Two news people that are famous, right? But we talk about real stories and most of their stories end up being from the state of Florida. Yeah. I mean, mine is not today. I specifically went outside the walls of Florida. I just don't know. I mean, other states are crazy, but Florida's like kind of got like a monopoly on it, I think. I do think that if I ever want to move, I'm going to move to Florida. I say that as I'm about to move. That's true. Y'all Brad's moving across. He's moving from the south to the north. Yes. And I don't think he knows what he's in for. I'm moving to an undisclosed bunker. You know, I'm going to escape all this election talk. I just want to go inside a bunker and eat popcorn and watch bad movies. That's my goal. And that's awesome. I want that for you. I'm excited. Thank you. I appreciate that. So the studio will be moving eventually. Yeah. We're going to get rid of our dog. I'm still trying to talk, talk my wife into, into pawning the old dog off. We need some comments in the chat. We need some comments down below. I think he should leave his dog when he moves to a new state, new state, new you, all that. I think it's your dog. And really it's Brad's kid's dog. So like Brad's kid is now going to not have a dog. You're leaving all his friends. He's leaving his school, his community. And Brad's stealing his dog. Wow. But I will say I heard this from a wise person the other day. Their names start to the B. That my child, if he was not wanting to go, this would be a sad situation. You're right. But that person, the wise person said, he's, he's wanting to go. So what's the big deal? That is a very wise person. So also we're not going to name any names. We're not going to give that person a big hand. The other thing is that I talked to your wife today. I know that I got in a car and heard that today when she picked me up. She said you're not getting rid of the dog. She did because literally I just said to her before I walked up to talk to you. I think we need to get rid of this dog. And I said, I was told this morning by Buddy that when we moved to an apartment, then if there's been a dog in the house, she's going to go pee everywhere to mark her territory. She is no matter how much she claims. Yeah, it'll be it'll be it's going to cost us an extra 200 a month possibly to have a dog in an apartment. Like she ain't worth that. I mean, she's not well, here's the thing. Sorry, dog lovers. She is worth it. But to you, truly, your dog is for your son. And also, truly, he's not going to take care of her. He doesn't take care of her now. No, I do all the work. I mean, so that's the move. I know that's hard. Here's the move listener. This is what we're going to do because my wife and I've mapped this out. So we're giving you a little behind the scenes. B doesn't notice yet. But when we have to move in with B and her husband before we move, yes, we're going to bring my dog Marley. And then we're going to tell my son, we're leaving her back just till we get situated and daddy's going to come back and get the dog. Oh, that's good. But he's never coming back to get the dog. B's gonna sell her on the dog black market and make some cash and we'll split it. Here's the thing. Well, she's young. She was a cutest dog. And just like the sweetest. But now she's fat. She still is the sweetest dog. She never barks. She just lays around. She makes sure the couch doesn't move. That's her job. She lays on it. She doesn't bark, but she's very licky. She doesn't look like to move her. She's jumping and she's like licky, but she loves the lick feet. She's a feet liquor. She's got to finish with the seats. Wow. Our combination is lick my feet and sometimes I'll giggle. I'll be like, whoo, whoo, Marley. Okay. People that don't know, we're talking about a dog. Yeah, my wife does not lick feet. That would be gross. No, I'm so nasty. Yeah. Oh, gosh. How we get here? Okay. Let me say one thing before you shift. Okay, text it be today. This is hilarious. And I said, I'm about to leave. Now you said I'm headed home. I'm headed home. Yes, I'm headed home. Because my wife was coming to pick me up and be like wrong wife. And I was like, Oh, no, no, that was specifically directed at you. You were texting Kristin, but like you accidentally texted me to be like, Hey, I'm headed home. No, I was like, you know that I was going to make four o'clock because I was sitting in that meeting and I was like, I'm so tired, man. I'm tired and you are too. And I'm like, we got a ground. We got a grind through this because I heard your summer schedule a while ago in this pack. So we got to make sure we knock it out when we get the opportunities because we won't have these. Well, and I'm ready. But when Kristin and I move in with you guys, we can just do it in the same room live. That's perfect to me. You can just stand behind me and we can. I'm going to share the mic. I'm going to share the mic with you weirdos. Okay. You got some stories for us, right? Okay, I got one. Okay. I got one that I'm, I'm, you know, just trying to, trying to figure this one out. It's we're out of New York today. So you've been in New York, right? Cause that'll be Florida again. Oh, Florida. So I'm sorry. Oh, okay. And New York couple found a safe in a lake containing $100,000. What were, have you heard of magnet fishing? They were magnet fishing. No, what is magnet fishing? It's like, you know, on the beach where they have those, uh, metal detectors and they're like beeping and they're going down across the sands. You know what I'm out? Okay. Hold on. My dad is a metal detector guy and my uncle was a metal detector guy back when I was a teenager. So he would take me to Myrtle and him and I would metal detect. Now I do think the metal, the metal detector finds a lot of stuff, but you know what it repels? It repels one thing. It was women. Yes. It is a woman at repair. It's like putting on a can of off when you walk to the beach. You can not get chicks holding a metal detector. My dad's a detector now. I've done it with him at the beach, but we, I'm old now so we can old man it down the beach. It doesn't matter for chicks. There's no hot guys, hot young guys like walking down the beach with their metal detector. Yeah. That would be weird, right? That'd be weird. And yeah, you're right. It repels women. 100 percent. Totally knows the women. A queen's couple pulls a safe with $100,000 in cash inside from the bottom of the lake in Corona Park while magnificent. Corona Park. You think they drink Corona's there? I might be pronouncing it wrong. But it's spelled like the beer, so I think it's Corona Park. They called NYPD. There's no way to ID the owner of the space, but it was likely stolen and then dumped when nobody could open it. How much was that? It allowed a 100,000. They were allowed to keep what they found. What? Really? Yeah, but it said, it said like most of the money was damaged by water. But is it money cotton? Is it cotton? I don't know. It was it dollar bills or coins, dollar, dollar bills, coins spread. 100,000 dollars of coins. That would be amazing. He's like Scrooge McDuck. He gets all the coins down there. He's like, Oh, my God. That'd be hilarious. I got to say. Okay. You haven't seen one from Florida, by the way. No, we're not going to Florida today. I pivoted for you, B. Okay. I don't think we're going to Florida. I don't think we are. We're still going to weird field of dollar bills are a blend of 25% linen and 70% cotton. How can that get destroyed by water? I never lose. I've watched some money in pants before. Like if my husband's pants have hit if he leaves cash, but then like after you die, like it's fine. Yeah. But I never knew it was cotton. How did I not know that? I knew it was cotton. Everyone says tape, bro. If money grows on trees, but money grows on bushes, really. Yeah. Well, I wish we had a money tree. That's what I was here at Hopecast. I wish we had a money tree and we could we could really, really start churning some stuff listeners. I got a blueberry bush this year. I don't know. I don't know that translate. No, can we sell blueberries? Can hope cast sell bees, blueberries? We could, but my kids have been snacking on them before I can get to them. So speaking of selling, so we pitched this at lunch. Your husband pitched this to me. I should take half the profit I'm going to make from selling my house and invest into DH gate shoes and then selling DH gate. See, because I told him I can't order any DH gates right now. Maybe I just haven't shipped to your house because I don't know where I'm going to be and usually take six weeks. So I'm on a, I'm on a DH gate moratorium. You're on a freeze. I'm on a freeze. I could send them to your house. I could. You can send them to your new place of employment. Gosh, can you imagine they start getting boxes of shoes from China? They're like, what is this guy doing? I just order shoes from China. That's what I do. I mean, to be fair, Brad, you're not sort on shoes. Like you're going to be okay for the next six months. Your husband has more than nine. I do. I'm just throwing that out there. Like, I'm a mate. Did he tell you I cut him off? I was going to be a stern. He did not tell me how did this conversation go? I'm curious. You like got like three pairs of shoes in one week. And I was just like, no more shoes. I was like, you have a lot of shoes and he's like, but the deal is so good. Like all of a sudden, I thought it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You have more shoes. He has three claws, two closets of shoes. No, three closets of shoes. Oh gosh. He has our like master closet. He has a downstairs foot closet. And then he created a behind the front door closet downstairs. And all three of them have like shelves of shoes. But he doesn't, he doesn't need them. It's not like it doesn't matter that it's a good deal. We don't need any more shoes right now. We need to be on pause. Like groceries have doubled in the last like year. Stop buying shoes. I have only five pair from the HK. He's he has you beat. I know he if he got three in one week, he's almost got my whole collection. Well, and now he's after I cut him off, he was like, oh, I'm just getting this for our daughter. I was seeing this for our son. And I was like, no, no more shoes for anybody. None. No more shoes. I like that though. See my wife, I slide in. I'm like, I won't get any more shoes. Can I have some for father's day? Okay. That's my move. Can I get up here? Because I told him today, I said, when I sell my house, I'm supposed to see one for father's day. I mean, I'm going to get me another pair of Travis Scott's a different color. That's a different favorite. I get more compliments. Why? Because I wear them. I'm gone. He I'll be the Travis Scott guy. I don't think it's because of you. I think he just doesn't like him as much as he likes. He likes old school Jordans. They are old school Jordans. They just have the backwards switch. I get more compliments on my Travis Scott to anyone I got. And so I'm like, I'm going to but you know, somebody was like, told me the Travis Scott's a real sketchy dude and people can get offended that you're wearing his shoe supporting such a bad guy. But I'm like, I don't care about. I can speak like a nerd who's told you that. But I like the swoosh. But anyway, yeah, back to this. Okay. So I would like to find a safe with $100,000 for sure. Next, vacate. We're all family vacations. We're magnet fishing. I'll stay. I'd be afraid we pull up a casket with a dead body. That'd be my magnet. And you're gonna have like a strong magnet. To pull up a safe flow of like soaked money and water, you know, like all that. We need to go go gadget magnet. He just pulls the car up right now. That's what we need. Eel. Okay, I have a story. That would be amazing. Oh gosh. What do you do with a car? I could use that right now. Listen, you know, listeners, that's only just the third person by the way. I went bread. I didn't say I I'm not a third person guy. So I'm going to say, let me speak for you. Let me speak for you. Listen, Brad, his family is down to one car. I will say, oh, I love seeing you guys like right around town together. We'll pass you like all the time. We're like, oh, Brad and Kristen are riding together. We do. We play the horses. What are you going to do when not in town? You see a van like ours. You're going to want to wave, but you're going to be like, there's no Brad and Kristen now. They're so sad, but y'all are always welcome to come where we're moving to my bunker and just leave the dog. Leave the dog because of the snow. I don't want to. 44 inches a year. That's the thing they average. So that's a lot. Have a story from me, Doc. Okay, once you got out of Florida. Okay, first off, this is this is a me kind of story. This is not out of Florida. This is out of the state of Arizona. So we're going out with a story. Yeah, I'm already you're going to know it's a me story. This man George Franson. Franson. Okay, has a poo collection. So massive. He holds the Guinness World Record for it. The museum in Williams, Arizona is appropriately named Pousiam and George says he was motivated to open it by the glaring absence of poop representation in museums. He spent 14 years working in health care, embracing his love for poo. He saw dinosaur poo and now you can go there and basically, you know, see. That's similar bad. See it in some of its two feet, two inches long. What? But it's different. It's like different animals. Yeah, dinosaur poo. That's not a thing. He has the world's biggest dinosaur poop. 20 pounds. That can't be a thing. And it's free. It's a free museum. So I got to be honest, I'm going to the Pousiam eventually one day. You know, Aaron, every day runner here in on Hope Cash, she will like this. I'm going to send this to her and let her know that we got to visit Pousiam one day. Okay, I should actually ask this guy if he wants to sponsor. Okay, a show because that's pretty much, but he has 8,000 pieces of poop in his Pousiam. I don't like it. I think that's terrible. Okay, so and what's the why behind the what? Like he's not making money. It's costing him money at this point then. Yeah, I guess maybe he's sure it says Pousiam every it's open every day of the week free of charge. We believe financial constraints should never hinder anyone from experiencing our exhibits and poo. So I got to say, speaking of poo, you know, we joke about that a lot on here. There's a lady on the Instagrams, on the IG's that I get Instagram real sent to me all the time. This is a sad story, by the way. I don't know. It's not she's not. Boy, she does. She goes around. She's she's a semi-attractive lady. Don't tell me this is probably gross. Don't tell me that's not gross. It will get. Hold on. She goes around. She'll be like at lows, right? Me. She'll grab one of those tubes. She'll rip them far into the tube, right? That's her move and it's funny. So I was at the beach last. That's not funny. Well, that's not funny. That person had like a mental illness. Hold on. An actual mental illness. The drive through and like stick her butt up and go like when they ask her something and then just drive off laughing. Anyway, you and I know someone who would probably do that by the way, but back to this. So I was like, I was. Is it you? No, I would never do this. So we were at, I was at the beach last week, hanging out with a movie torture dad who was part of movie torture. And yeah, I thought I'm going with this girl up. She'd be a fascinating. I want to know what makes some one want to fart in the tube. You know what I'm saying? Who what's who are you talking about? What are you talking about? Like just a, you know, a tube. A PVC pipe. Yeah, she'll just fart in the PVC pipe. Or she's grown. She's grabbed the intercoms at stores and them and like, like for everybody to hear. Like she does. She's a grown adult. Grown adult. She's probably in her 30s. Anyway, I was like, Hey, I want to see. I want to see. I'd like to just find out what's going on this brain because there can't be much, right? So I find out the Instagrams. And I told Jonathan who's own movie torture about this because he's the one that sends me the reals. We can't send the reals anymore. B we can't. There's we can't laugh at them. She has her own only fans. Okay, we talked about it. I told you she had a thing. She has a mental situation. Yeah. She has her only fans link. I looked at her link tree. I'm like, what's this link tree? She's got going on here. Because I don't want to bring just anybody on our Hopecast brand. I'm not bringing only fans. I'm not doing that. She has an only fans where guys like this fella who opens up a poosie and say I'm bringing this back around. If he is weird and he wants to have a museum with Duke, right? He probably pays a monthly subscription to this lady. And you get to see her Duke's in the toilet. Weird. Yeah, she is I told you this story. We should stop this. We've lost our one listener movie torture day. I hate to interrupt what you're doing now. But something very important I need to let you know about. When you purchase serious coffee beans, we want you to try to enjoy each brew for two reasons. Number one, because you're a part of something bigger, making a positive impact around the world. 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So I didn't even, I was like, yeah, she's got that. And I told Jonathan he was so disappointed. He was like, that really stinks. I mean, that is funny, get that really stinks. If we only had a sound effect got this, yes, but yeah, she won't be on the network. We only won't get people on here. Now that she's bad, we don't say she's a bad person, but she does have the idea. I guess that gives her, is that her card? If I had obvious, could I have an excuse to rip farts in a sound system, a PA system? No, no, no, no. Okay, what's your story be? No, I was gonna see, I was gonna say, speaking of the sound guy, are you ready for cameo? Oh, we're just going straight to cameo. Oh, what? I'm ready, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, let's do cameo. This is gonna be a quick pod then. Okay, let me let me see here. We're not gonna play creepy or not. So we'll just, yeah, this wouldn't be a normal pod if I didn't get the songs right. Let's see. Hold on. What? No, wrong one. Wrong one. Wrong song. That's the intro to movie torture. Oh, okay. Came into the ozone. Yes. Oh, we have to get this far. We know. There it is. We better get part. You left out the best part of the song. We need to go 18 seconds deep every time at this point, right? We can't not do that part. Oh, good. I can, yeah, movie torture dad will text me and say that's a great song. I like it. Um, yeah. Okay, today we're taking our cameo. You know, I'm leaving my current position. Correct. So I get in the car with my lovely wife and she's like, um, you want to get roasted? And I was like, no, there's a jug to that. There's a jug to the roast. Did you know of me or later she talked to me? I didn't. I was like, how do you know that? I don't know why my mind didn't go to you. And, um, heard you shout it from the other rim. I want to get roasted. Roasted. I don't really want to get roasted. All the, I got to tell you something off here before when we hang up, I need to tell you something off it. Um, okay. So today, we're going to go into the cameo world of roasters. You don't know what a roast is. Watch the Tom Brady. Roast of Tom Brady. Did you watch the whole thing? I watched clips. I watched some of it. It is a lot of vulgar words. And I'm just like, I don't need to hear the F word like every other sentence, but there's some fun stuff on there. Nikki Nikki Glasser is hilarious. She does a great bit on where she come from. I see her. She's always on roast. That's her move. Like, I think she's just a roast comedian, mostly. Oh, I didn't realize that. I just saw the clip where she's making fun of Tom Brady and Bitcoin and Gronk. And like that, I saw that bit. And I was like, she's so funny. Who is she? I've never seen her before. So I didn't know, but I've never seen her roast. Like, yeah, for her roast. They're funny. Like they're, they're vulgar, but she was great. She was like, made fun of Kevin Hart for being short. So she's like, I'm going to keep this. I'm going to keep this Kevin Hart. Don't worry. I'm not going to go long. And which was hilarious. And then she said something like Rob Gronkowski puts the down in downs. Did you say that? You can't say that. She did only. Anything's on limits. Yeah. Can we say that? I don't know. No, I don't think we could. I don't like joking about that. That's maybe I need to. I didn't know she like said that though. When you go on, what's it called? Is she on there? No, she's not. Okay. I don't think she wants to do cameos. But anyway, I'm going to continue with this and she's like roasting people. Like they're paying to get roasted. I think that's what people do. They pay to get roasted. Let's start with our first first roaster. Joel McHale. I don't know who that is, but okay. Community. Joel McHale is on the TV show community. Host of reality shows. You said this. Look him up. He's a famous actor, comedian. Mayor of Cool City. Thanks for the money available on the website now. Joel McHale, average. It's sort of familiar. Two minutes and 35 seconds, and he has a 24 hour delivery. So you're going to get it. You can get it within 24 hours. So he doesn't do anything with his life. No, let's play a little clip before you guess. Okay. Well, well, well. Here we are. Yes. Hi. It's me, old man Joel McHale. I knew it was the ID Fellows graduation. Why do I know that? Because I graduated last year. I love infectious diseases and trying to stop them from infecting people. But listen, I digress. Guyour, Nina, Spencer, and Ralph, you're graduating. Yes, you are. Congratulations. And there he is. A whole train of people that were like, like truly funny, but he's not racing people. I don't think that's a rose. It's pretty boring, honestly. What do you think? It's funny. It's quippy. You know who's not getting any STDs though? I don't know. Metal, this way. We're bringing it back to metal. Exactly. How much would you pay for Joel McHale to send you a message? Man, it's like also relative because I don't know who he is. I think he thinks a lot about himself though. I think he's going to go for 135. Oh, Joel McHale is funny. He used to host the soup where he would show clips of reality shows and make fun of them. So he was good at that. Okay. It was a funny show you would enjoy it because you would always make fun of everyone. I'll often wonder if it was still on what Heidi had made it on the soup. Heidi hosts a reality check from Survivor, which says some stupid. He is. Let me drumroll this. Oh gosh, here we go. $300. You picked him. Said about this game. That didn't say he thinks a lot about himself. Yeah, you you were like, I think he thinks a lot about himself, so. His you said two and a half minutes or something. That's kind of long time. Two minutes, 35 seconds, yes. We have. We've had. Let's go to this guy, Anthony Lake. Never heard of him. But his profile picture is weird. Look, B. Is he naked? He's naked. As we say in the South, he's naked. He's old and he's old and naked. Wait, Anthony Lake, former national security advisor of the United States. That guy? Let's not do him. I don't really like his lifestyle. I don't think he's a wrestler. He seems more like an adult star to me. Um, let's do Mary Lynn. Okay, she's funny. No, let's do Danny Woodburn. Danny Woodburn, who turned me down to come on work advice for me, but he's Mickey from Seinfeld. Oh, no, Mickey from Seinfeld. Okay. Yes, I recognize this guy. His he's like, I don't know that the proper term, a midget, a little person. Yes, we can't say that. I can't say that. What's it? What's the proper say? Little person. Little person. What do we call the M word? Over little person. But the M word is offensive. Offensive, right? Yes. He averages three minutes or eight seconds. That's like a little, I think little person is offensive. I think it's way more offensive. Let me see if it says in his thing. Okay. Well, he has, he's a dwarf. Is that offensive? I guess you can say dwarf. I don't know. We're going to be canceling the, the, the, the, the president of Hopecast is going to cancel our show. Whoever that is. All right. Okay. Here's a sample. I got to be honest. If I got this video from Danny, I'm going to say this because he rejected me to come on. So I'm, I'm, I'm all salty. All this, Seinfeld. Yeah. My second favorite show of all time behind Kirby enthusiasm. Okay. If I got this, I'm kind of scary looking. He doesn't look like the TV version of him. Yeah. 50. Nah, you were something. You're old. Just keep on with my friend. The big five. Oh, here's the thing. I, you know, 40. That was great. 49. No, I guess. I guess he probably might have much else go on for him. Well, just funny because he turned you down because he had a podcast. He totally turned me down. And speaking of turn down, we need to address on the next podcast, the dating girl who gives out, who stamps the hands. Oh, I mean, who did she go? Is she on cameo? I mean, I, I, she maybe might be on cameo at this point, but she rejected me. And part of me wants to, you know, we haven't talked about that. It's amazing we haven't brought her up. Okay. Hold on. Danny, I'm going to guess that he is $70. He's not relevant. So like it's not, he's not a current thing. Okay. You ready? 70 bucks. 70. I think she thinks a lot of them. 70 dollars. Let's see. $80. That's really good. B. You are getting it. I'm telling you. I'm getting there. I'm trying to find the girl's name that turned us down. Oh, oh, here we go. Her name is. But she isn't nobody. So she's not going to be on cameo. You don't think? No, because she's, she just made the news, right? She was just doing a nobody thing at the bar. What was her saying? She said a custom stamp made and just stamping all these guys hands with her number. Is that right? Yes. Her, her name is Michelle Arshad. We're just calling her out today, weren't we? Uh, let's see if she's on cameo. She's not. You don't think so. I'm calling it. B, me and you want to be on cameo. So like, I mean, so awesome. Michelle Arshad. Are you looking at it? Spilled. Hold on. A. R. A. R. Hold on. I got the poosy and pulled up. A. R. S. H. A. D. Is she? She is. That's not possibly on the internet. She is on the cameo? No, no, no, I'm on Instagram. I'm sorry. No, I don't know what she looks like. No, she's not on the cameo, but her Instagram handle, if we want to talk about it, I think it's mess named Michelle. Oh, okay. That's what she goes by. But anyway, listen, she rejected me. She said she would and she didn't, but we haven't talked about that newspaper, which is utterly bonkers. And we'll share that next time. Let's make sure we talk about that story next time. We've teased it. We're teasing it. Yeah. Yeah. But let's do one more cameo before we wrap. Okay. So I'm trying to find somebody you and I might know. Oh, oh my gosh, they have Jesus Christ. I really love Jerry Seinfeld. I don't think he's on there. Let me see. I know you're a big fan of the show, Seinfeld. Are you a big fan of this? Oh, I love Jerry Seinfeld. Yes. Did you watch his ongoing Netflix comedians getting cars and getting coffee and cars or something like that? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yes, I do. It's so fun. You should watch it. Or if you have, did you like it? I really like it. I like it. Nicki Glasser is on cameo, but she's unavailable right now. So we can't see her price. But he's probably pretty high. I heard it's probably like 500. Let's do, since you brought this up, let's do one more Seinfeld cast member because we're talking about it. You didn't really like Seinfeld, but we'll go ahead. I don't really like it, but well Jerry Seinfeld. Let his wife, she's a chef. Gonna wife is so fun too. Yeah. Okay. Well, I think we could get her on the show. No, she cooks though, but she but she's on like cooking shows and stuff. She does that. Okay. Well, let's just be super down to earth for like well-known people. You know, George Clooney always felt like that to me. Like so down to earth him in his life. Yes, but Jerry Seinfeld's taking it on the chin right now because he's supporting Israel. And Hollywood doesn't like that he's supporting Israel. But he's a Jew. So why wouldn't he? If I was a Jewish person, I would support Israel too. He's crying. He's literally on TV crying for it right now. I did not know that. He was crushed tears. So yeah, let's do Newman from Seinfeld. The the lovable villain mailman. Okay. Wayne Knight. He's been in Jurassic Park. He is he averages one minute and 21 seconds, which in cameo world is not a long time. It's not. I want more from my price for my bang for my butt. Let's let's listen to a little bit of Newman. Hello, Sean. Well, you're the voice. See you still see. Yeah. So I'll tell you that marriage and salary. The priests. It's terrible. You started doing the Newman shtick. Oh, it's it's making him money. I mean, that's what he's known for. Yeah, yeah, you gotta do his Newman voice and his like, oh, if he's not putting on his whole thing, then like, what's he got? Yeah, I think he is going to be 50 bucks 50 bucks. B You've done so good today. You have done so good. This is going to be a better day for you. But not right now. This is. Okay, I brought you up and you were giving me the double finger. You're like, I'm making this happen. I thought for sure it was going to be right on the money. $330. No, he's so irrelevant now. Don't you think? If my wife paid $330, I would be, I would want to put my head in the toilet and just cry, weep, open. I'd go to poo. I'd make her go to Puzian with me because this is ridiculous. I'm going to tell my family to Puzian with me on when I hang up. That's where we're going because it's free and I like free. I mean, you okay? Your husband, she's like me. So we're going to, you know, I know, yeah, because he likes the DH gate. But anyway, I died. Well, I thought it was going to be a winning day for me, but I'll take. I got one. I got one right. That's all right. That might be the closest you've ever come to one. That is the closest. And just a second ago, when I thought I got 50 right on the money, might be the farthest you've ever come from one. Because man, yeah, that's bad. I wish the listeners right now could have seen your face because you're giving me the double index finger. You're like, I'm there. Like 50. No, no. Hey, baby. So bad. This has been incredible. Thanks for joining us. I hope some of you didn't say it. And we stayed out of Florida. So, you know, we did good. We will be back in part of the. Don't worry. I mean, next time I'm sure it's going to circle back, you know, the pan handle will come a calling and we will answer the phone. Next time we'll have creepy or not, we'll bring that game back next time. But that's it. We talked enough creepy stuff with the girl who farted into a tube. Oh, man. Yeah. That's rough. We got that. Anyway, thank you. My name is Brad. We'll see you next time on Breaking News. Bye guys. [Music] [Music] [BLANK_AUDIO]
