This is the Hope Cast Network. Stories and shows you actually want to listen to. Well, this is Movie Torture. I'm starting it out. Roger wasn't paying attention. My name is Roger. I'm here with my good buddy Brad. How you doing today Brad? Doing good. So I sound like Yogi the Bear. Is that what we're doing? Hey boo boo. How you doing, Brad? We're here with the first lady of Movie Torture. Hannah, have a good day. Good to see you. What's up, Roger? Are you okay? Blink twice if you need help. If I could poke Brad now, I'm just right now. People are listening right now. This is the different ending to the month. Really? When did that start? Yeah, we make our own rules here at Movie Torture. We've got like four fans that are probably really mad and gonna riot the studio. That's the most of the map in Movie Torture, Dad. We have some deep discussions with the board of Movie Torture, and leadership has decided to go in other direction. We're all being fired. This is our last episode, and they'll be a big cast on Movie Torture. Duncan, they're not just suing us and taking us off board. We're going to do so many sales because of, hey, where's Movie Torture, Dad? He's just at home. Movie Torture mom has had surgery, so he's taking care of her right now. So let's give him a shout out. He's been in the hospital with her for about three days, so he's home now with her, but he's taking care of her. Yeah. She's made me torture mom yet. She's never listened to any episode of Movie Torture. I'll leave that to you, honey. Well, we're going to be doing a good episode of Hannah's Top Worst Movies. Hannah, are you excited about the worst movies? I'm so ecstatic. I can't even put it in the words, Roger. So we get this question a lot, and when I say a lot, we get it from Matt. He says, "I wish that we had a list of your worst movies." Now, Hannah has counted, she's done at least 20 episodes of Movie Torture, and the polls just, she's tied with PG for most popular cast member on Movie Torture. What poll is this? I don't know. I just made that up. It sounded official. There is no poll. Roger and I never make the top, right, Roger? No. We're at the bottom. You can't. We're the hosts. How can we know we should be able to? This is our show. This is my new Roger show. We should be able to be at the top, right, Roger? There's towing them, and then you guys are holding the podium. That's just network. People scroll through and you're like, "Okay, Hannah's on this one. Let's listen to this one, because we can get Roger and Brad any time we want to." We're like the Raisin Brand of Movie Torture. We've always been around. We're there, but everybody wants to get Froot Loops and... Oh, now you're... We're the Raisin Blend. I feel like most people zoom by the ones where it's just you and I, Roger. I don't think that happens very much, though. It used to happen more, didn't it, Roger? We've done 80 for Brady, super ex-girlfriend... And you always have to be scary, right? Yes. If you count PG on there, yes, we've had PG. There was one where PG wasn't involved with Roger or not, but... We don't count PG. We can't let him as a guest now, but back in the day, he was a producer every episode. We brought you on because the listeners want to know. You've done lots of episodes. We want to talk about the five worst movies you've had to endure since becoming a cast member of Movie Torture. What's your first one? Alright, so I will say I had a hard time ranking these from absolute worst because they're just... I hate them all. To me, I despise these movies. I would like you to know. These are never-watched-again movies, right? Yes. Yeah. I know one that's gonna be only one that I would maybe potentially watch again. Maybe. Actually, I can't even say that. Okay, let me take a guess at least two. I'm gonna try to guess at least two movies that are on your list. One stars Melissa McCarthy. Is that on your list? You're gonna be shocked. It's not? It didn't make the list. We've had so many more worst ones in that. I got you hated that movie. Okay. But that was also the first one that I did. Okay, I got another one. So we've had worse ones. Christina Ricci. I really struggle with actors' names off the top of my head. Okay, doesn't involve werewolves. Cursed? Yes. Cursed is tied with boys and girls, the movie. Guys are gonna say boys and girls. Everyone has Freddy Prince in it. I hate those two movies. Those are the top mothers. Is there one with Jenny McCarthy in it? Stabby. Is Stabby in here? Okay, so I was tied between Scream 3 and the backup plan. Because I remember saying at the end of Scream 3, it was movie torture, but it wasn't furious. It was so dumb I was able to laugh at it. I don't like that movie. Okay, so what we're gaining, what we learned from this Roger is Halloween was a rough month for Hannah. Two of her worst movies of all time on this show. Oh, I mean movies. You should know this, especially after our trip to the theater. When we saw Thanksgiving as a movie toward... Oh, gosh. Okay, Raj, are you surprised? Let's dive into this really fast. What's your beef with cursed? Let me refer to my notes. I just remember absolutely hating it. Let's see. Christina Ritchie's hair was one thing. Oh my gosh. One thing I wrote was that I feel like they could have cut the movie in half if they just took out the scenes of Christina walking around the house painting while she's trying to figure out where the noises are coming from. Raj, were you on that episode? Which one? Yeah. You weren't on screen. Were you on screen? I feel like you missed one of the Halloween episodes. I think I was on screen, but I didn't watch it. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cursed is the one with the wrestlers, right? Yeah. The wrestling, because we talked about wrestling on the episode. Oh, yeah. The CGI was also really bad. I hated the whole thing. But it was a fake movie, right? Like, it wasn't even the real movie they released. They actually filmed a better movie, right? They just never released it. Yes. But I think that's what everyone that makes a bad movie should say. Hannah, if we release a bad movie on movie torture and everybody's like, "This movie starts." We're like, "Hey, man, we really made a better movie." But the producers cut it and made it this way. We have a better one, but they'll never see the light of day. That's what we should say. It would be a nice lie to tell, I suppose, but I really do believe it with this one because there were several people. We're very, very upset and almost had them refuse to work on it. See, I don't think Kirst was that bad of a movie. I've watched it. I saw it in the movie theater. I would watch those busters, all female cast, before I would watch Kirst. I think I'd probably watch Kirst again, because at least it's got some action. Now, at least the other one has Chris Hemsworth. You and your Chris Hemsworth. Now, let's talk about boys and girls, because I don't think this is the worst movie we've ever watched. It was so repetitive. It was the same stupid thing over and over again. Which is basically movie torture. Yeah, it's a stupid thing every week, over and over again. We're living boys and girls every week. The only thing that was enjoyable about the movie was the end, very end scene. The fart scene. The fart scene was the best, right? Yeah, but it wasn't even the movie, so the movie sucked. The fart scene. Do you remember that scene, Raj? Yeah, the models. The models fart, and he was so surprised that they just keep ripping them. That was the best scene. That's the only scene I remember from that movie. That's the only scene I ever remember. Saw this movie in the theaters. I remember it, unfortunately. I actually kind of do remember the details from this one. I just hated it. Well, I remember it. Okay. Before we watched it in 2023, the only thing I remembered from 19... When did the movie come out? I can't remember. 2000, 2001 was the fart scene. Now I can remember the airplane scene and the fart scene. That's all I remember for this movie. Because the rest of it, you could have fallen asleep during. It was so dumb. I was watching... There's not many of these movies that I'm watching the clock. But I was watching the clock on this one. I was like, "Please be done already. I'm tired of watching this movie." You don't... I watched the clock on all of these movies. Do you want to watch the clock on all of them, Roger? Like, I'm constantly like, "How much longer does the movie gonna be?" Not all of them. Because there's one... There's a couple specifically, I think we've all kind of picked out. They're like, "I don't hate this one. So let's watch that. So it's not that bad." No, that's you slipping them through the goalie. You've done that too, Mr. Rebel. What movie about the Champions? It was a great movie. It should never be on movie torture. Yeah, but you hadn't seen that one before. There are ones you've seen before that you've said, "Yeah, I saw this one in the theater." And that we did, and you're like, "I like it then. I like it now." Oh my gosh. I have been known to give out the movie "Golds" a lot more lately. Yeah, I've done songs. I've been... I've been feeling frisky with the gold. It's all this interaction with celebrities he's had. It's... Oh my gosh. Yeah. It's making me happy to do this. That's no good. Yeah, I see how it is. I'm telling you. Boys and girls, I don't think Freddy Prince is bad in this movie. He's not good. He's stupid. He's stupid in this movie. That's why I hate it. They just keep going circle. The same thing happens like four times. You'll never convince me that this movie isn't stupid and dumb in a waste of time. It's like a regular high school college relationship, you know? You go out, you break up. You go out, you break up. Yeah. Let's talk. Let's talk. What was the other one you said? Oh, screen three. Let's talk screen three. Let's talk that. Stabbie. That's where you said you thought the movie was Stabbie. I didn't think that was actually his name. I just didn't know that he had a name. So I gave him the name Stabbie. Stabbie, who killed your friend? Stabbie. Stabbie killed my friend. You knew who I was talking about. What was so bad about this movie besides the stupidity? To me, this movie was worse. That was the whole movie was the stupidity. This movie was worse than cursed, in my opinion. No, I could actually, in my opinion, know because I could actually laugh at the stupidity of this one. Nothing in cursed made me laugh at it. I was like, this is dumb. I hate it. All of this. This movie had pretty good actors in it, right? I'm yawning listeners. This movie had pretty good actors. See, that's what I do a lot when we watch these movies. My gosh. This movie had like Parker Posey, Nev Campbell, Courtney Cox, who keeps showing up in all these stupid screen movies. She does. Do we need to talk about the drama with the screen movie now? We didn't get to bring that up. Okay, so screen's an interesting franchise. Roger, I know you don't really care about scary movies, but I'm going to let you know about this. Scream decided to reboot a couple years ago. They brought back Courtney Cox and Deputy Dewey and Nev Campbell from the originals. And then they brought like Nev's cousin or whatever, Nice. And they brought in the guy Dennis Quaid's kid in the first is called Scream and ends up. He's the killer spoiler alert if you haven't seen it and they end up killing Deputy Dewey. So they know they got this cast. So then they bring the cast back again for Scream six. I think it's six. And they bring him back. So now you got Courtney Cox. 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She's terrible. I wish they would have killed her on the movie a long time ago. So Roger, that's a little bit of scream trivia there for you. They've come back and made good screen movies, but now they're going to go back to making crappy ones because Nev Campbell's going to be the star. What was the actress that came out against Israel? She was recently in a movie that I saw that I see it in the theaters or that I see it in my house. Hold on, I'll tell you. For the listeners, it's Scream 2022. Her name is Melissa Barrera. Barrera. She was recently in a movie. I just watched Abigail. She was in Abigail. I saw it in the theater with PG. It's a vampire movie. But she came out against the Jewish people and was pro-Palestine in the studio, Fireder. I guess people, you know, I can't come out against things and not expect to have repercussions on this podcast, right? Well, when most of Hollywood is ran by elite Jews, producers, and makers of swimming, that's not going to fly. No, you can't. So she had to expect to be fired. And she was fired. And she's okay with that. But I think five years down the road, she's going to regret it because she was actually in some really good scream movie that she was good in the movies. So she's going to regret losing that gig. And they're going to regret going to Nev Campbell. I would just cast another lady and start something different if it was me. But hey, I'm not the guy producing it. Hannah, let's talk about your next movie, which you can know I despise. I literally hate this movie. What, the backup plane? The backup plane. So this one is kind of tied with probably Scream 3. Because I know for sure I hated Son of the Mask and Death becomes her more than the backup plane. But I would never watch the backup plane again. Well, you said you hated Death becomes her more than this movie? Than backup plane? Yeah. Yeah. No way. Yes. You're great. No. Wait, I'm confused. This is so Death becomes hers like your number one has hated movie? No. How is it? How is this one not? Five. Well, that must be the next one then. This movie is way worse than Death becomes her. I would watch Death becomes her. A hundred percent. No. Death becomes her. We don't actually agree with you. He likes J-Lo. No, it's not J-Lo. I just, I can deal with a romantic comedy. You're on com. Then I can. Some other. Which one was Death becomes her? Who's in that one? I don't think he was on that episode. Meryl Streep and Goldie Hall and Bruce Willis. The head twisting around and they, they, like- It's a comedy about- I've seen that one, but yeah, that was the one I didn't. I wasn't, I wasn't. That's a great movie. She lives forever. She drinks the, the, the juice and lives forever. I didn't like that movie. After doing the episode with you, I think I saw a little bit more of the humor in it. But when I was watching it, I absolutely hated it. I don't understand that, Hannah. You, you're disappointing me right now. That you- I already gave you these ratings in the episode. I already told you, I didn't like Death becomes her. I know, but gosh, man. That's like, I'm, I'm looking at some of the episodes you've done right now. Mm-hmm. You, wait a minute. How is Mean Girls 2 not on your list? I've seen that before. It's, it's not like totally torturous. Not saying I'd choose to just sit down and watch it, but it's not, definitely not more torturous than any of them on my top five. You had a good, you had a good Christmas month for your bad Halloween month, Hannah. You had four Christmases and a violent night. Yeah, I had big Christmas movies. Yeah, you were, you were good hypnotic. Got to do book club. I've got to do cocaine, baby. The machine. You did the machine with Bert Kersher. Gosh. I don't think I hated that one. No, I'm looking at your movies. They're replacements. You didn't hate that one? I did not like that one, but I didn't hate it enough for it to be in the top five. I didn't like it, but I didn't hate it as much as these. Gosh. The book club's terrible. The book club was not that bad compared to these. Um, I'm just looking at some of your movies here. I'd already said I would rewatch book club again with like, what about, what about Ghostbusters frozen empire? It wasn't great, but again, I didn't hate it. Like I hated these. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I'm telling you death becomes her is in my top six best movies we've seen. I know. And I, that's just an area where we're going to disagree on because I did not agree. She devils number one. I think I'm going to put that like number one. Roger's cringing at this. Heavenly kid is up there. Heavenly kid might be one or two. Heavenly kid was huh? Good? Yeah. It might be one or two. Best one we've seen on here. Oh my. At least fun. It was fun. Okay. Yeah. But we're not here to talk about best. We're talking about worse. And we have found Hannah's worst. Her worst. Okay. Let's recap for the listeners. What's your worst? It like for me, top two worst. They're, they're just tied. I can't pick between them. It's cursed and boys and girls. Wait. No, Hannah, you got to choose one gun to head. Which one are you choosing? You got to watch one and you can't watch in the other. What's the one you're choosing to watch? Okay. Well, now we're backwards. I want to choose my top. The one I like the most or the one I hate the most. You have to watch the one you would choose to watch between the two worst, which one is. I guess. I don't know. I guess I would choose to watch boys and girls. Okay. So there's your answer. But they're still tied in my mind. This is your worst. Believe that. I don't want to watch either of them. So you have cursed boys and girls and then scream three. The backup plan. No, it's like it's scream three son of the mask death becomes her. You didn't put the backup plan on there? Look. This is how I wrote it. I can't see that. But yeah, it was like scream three. Oh, is it backwards on there? No, it's just blurry. Oh, so backup plan did not make top five worst. Like it's kind of back and forth between backup plan and scream three. My gosh. Scream three is better than the backup plan. 100%. And I just does not bread. There's an anti romcom guy. No, I like a good romcom, Raj. I just I don't like J Lo. She's a terrible actress. She's overrated. She's not done anything really good. And, you know, she's not. I'm not up to stay off of her block. I'll definitely stay off her block. I'd rather be on Meryl Streaks block because she's a better actress. It's she's Meryl Streep is good and she devil and in death becomes her. We need to do the River Wild with Meryl Streep. We should do that one. They would do that during Halloween month where she's on the boat with Kevin Bacon. Oh, that one is a bad movie. I'm not watching it. But anyway, Hannah, some of the masks I agree with you. That's in my top three worst movies of all time. It's it's terrible. Let me get at these the story in a movie. It's going to be bad. But no, Raj, I disagree. Malibu's most wanted where he plays B-Rad. That is a good movie. It's funny. Have you ever seen it? I can't remember for his. Well, it's basically where this guy like is really rich and his dad, but he acts like he's. I was thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah. And they hire some some black actors to pretend to be mean and kidnap him. It's a funny movie. It's really good. It may have. It may be when I started and decided not to finish. Yeah. And Jamie Kennedy is good in scream. He's good in scream and scream too. So he went with the league guy. No, he wasn't the league guy. But anyway, well, Hannah, Matt has finally got to hear your top five. I'm shocked Melissa McCarthy was not in there, but I'm not shocked that Jane Fonda wasn't. I mean, you, you're a Jane Fonda lover. You like the book club. It wasn't horrible, especially compared to some of these other monstrosities. I've been forced to watch. Speaking of monsters, you have one coming up soon in July. You're doing a shark movie. So you will be watching the monstrosity. You will be watching the sister companion movie to cocaine bear. You'll be watching cocaine shark. So we're giving people a distant step, sister. Yeah. We're giving people a sneak peek into Hannah's July journey, which will be the cocaine shark. Hannah, thank you so much for joining us, Roger. It's always a blast. And we always agree to disagree. Thank you guys for listening to this special episode of Hannah's rankings. Hannah's worst, which I disagree with wholeheartedly. But we're fine. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They're yours. I cannot change her mind. She's going to hang up here and go watch one of them. That's her torture. Absolutely not. Anyway, thank you guys for listening. We'll see you next month when we launch shark month on movie torture. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
