Mojo In The Morning
Sh*t on Shannon's Dad
- This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, Auto Accident Attorneys, visit autolaw.com. - That's autolaw.com. - It's Mojo in the Morning Show, Shannon, how was the Murphy family reunion over the weekend? - So darn fine, so fun. It's fun every year, but every year my dad and my stepmom throw this great party at their house in Ellen Park and whomever can come comes. So like anybody in the family, friends that are available, they know the weekend, usually like a year ahead of time. So I had like my aunt and uncle and cousin from Maryland in town, I mean we had people from all over the place. It was just, it was a really great time. And we were just roasting my dad though because I hope he doesn't get mad at me for telling the story. I love you dad, it was, it's so funny. So I have a almost 15 year old dog named Charlie. And so if you've been listening to the show for any length of time, you know all about Charlie. He's like my ride or die. And my dad in Charlie have this bond that is unlike no other. So when I go out of town or I need somebody to watch Charlie or just even from time to time, my dad loves him so much. Charlie will stay with my dad and my stepmom for like a week or two. And so that was the case recently, the week before last when we were gone for the holiday. And so my dad had Charlie and he drove up to my house to bring him back to West and I. And the, I have to set the scene for you because West and I are like working in the garage. And my dad and my stepmom roll up in their car and my stepmom gets out of the car first and she has this look on her face like, oh God, oh God, she has her hand over her mouth and her eyes are really big. And we're like, hey guys, oh my gosh, thank you so much for bringing the dog up here. And she's just shaking her head no, like don't ask any questions. I can tell that something has happened. So West gets worried and he's like, where's Tim? Where's pops? Like my dad very slowly gets out of the passenger side of the car, puts the dog down, throws his hands up in the air. And he exclaims, Charlie. - Oh, hold on. - That's you, that's you. - Oh, hold on. - That's you. - That's you. - Hold on a second. I gotta actually get to the, Charlie. - Charlie (beep) all over me. - Oh, no. (laughing) - The dog, something happened to the dog. - That's his stomach falling. - And he has his stomach falling. - Number three, all over my dad. - Number three. - All over my dad during that half an hour ride from Ellen Park to my house. And my poor dad was covered. And the best part of the story is he looks at West and he goes, go get the hose. I need you to hose me off. - Wait, he wanted West to hose him off. - He wanted West to hose mom. - Oh, yeah, what? - And then he made fun of my dad all weekend about that. - Oh, he hoes them. - He was nice and clean when it was all done. - That's when you know that you are officially a son-in-law is when you hose off your father-in-law. - You know, we should do a topic here this morning. We should do a topic of, you can say it again. Hold on over there. - Who? (beep) - On you. - Yes. - And why did they? (beep) - On you. - I wanna know, I want you to call up and I want you to tell us. - Eight for four, module live, eight for four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight. Did you have somebody do that to you? Has somebody ever do it on you? - Two stories come to mind. The first one is when I do it on myself, I ain't gonna say it out, but I'm gonna tell the other one. So my cousin, who's signing, unless you want me to, my cousin who's signing graduated from Virginia Union. So the whole team going down there, whole family in the car, we go down there, go to Virginia Union, we're at graduation. At the time, I don't think she was his wife. My grandpa, girlfriend, Valerie, she had her. Her haircut, she looked like a Luther Vandross. She had a haircut, she looked like a Luther Vandross. - She had a, like, Zillie Tyson. - She had a tight impact with the trench coat. And she had her hands in her pocket. That's what really sold the Luther dream. So we're outside at the college graduation and all of a sudden she goes, ah! And like she leans her, the bird. - Oh wait, hold on, hold on. I was getting another sweater face. - A bird flew over and the bird (beep) all on her head, or a trench coat, bro. Like, what are the odds? Graduation, tons of people outside. You're the only person at that happens to me, right? - There is nothing worse than when a bird does it to you. You know, and you get that happening to you. It's like the worst. And it's always usually when you're wearing something that it will show up on, like something like a black shirt or something like that. - Or in some situation where you can't change. - You're at a graduation all the time. (laughing) - We talked about earlier this morning about how moms will do anything for their kids. But how many moms have had their kids on them, you know? What's going on, voice this guy's B. Hi B, how you doing? - Hi, good, how are you? - Good Shannon, Shannon, hey, how are you? Shannon's gonna ask you, go ahead, Shannon. - Who (beep) on you B? - Um, well, my mother-in-law. (laughing) - Wait, I honestly did not say that. (laughing) - What happened? - Um, well, she got real sick this winter and she had pneumonia, we took her home from the hospital and stuff. And so, she was sitting in the room and I'm like, I see this pal and I'm like, mom, what are you doing with this? She's like, well, I think I'm gonna use this as a diaper. I'm like, what? - Well, I made a little mess and I don't wanna do it again. And so, I walked, I'm like, what do you mean? And I walked in her bedroom where she was staying with us. And I walked in the bedroom and like, stepped in it. - Oh no, your poor mother-in-law, that's the worst. - And I was just like, and so, mind you, we have her two dogs, two and everything. And I was taking care of her dog, everything, so I thought it was dog two. - Oh, but it was mom, mom poo. - And I thought it was dog two and I walked in and I realized, oh my God, she didn't realize that she had done it. - Yeah. - And it must have fallen out of her pants or whatever, but then she did a healing. And here's the deal, we're gonna send Wes over to just to hose you off, did you, did you, were you barefoot? - I was, I was just ready in the morning, I was barefoot, I was dying. - By the way, I just want you to know that a lot of mother-in-laws have (beep) on their daughter-in-laws too, but in a different way. Chris, how you doing? - Hey, how you doing today, man? - Hi, Chris, we're talking about who (beep) on you. - Oh, all right, so, there's a time, man. I was with this chick, you know, we went and got a hotel room, all right? And, oh. - Oh, don't tell me. You know what, I can't take this car. - Why? - I can't take this car. - You cannot have this car on the radio. - Chris, are you a first time long time? - What? - Are you a first time long time? - Yeah. - We gotta let him talk, first on the phone. - You can't say, I have to dump that. I didn't get it. Hold on. - You can't save it. - Hold on, I got the (beep) We interrupt this program to bring you a special message. Chris just said, spit on the radio there. Thanks, Chris. I can't do it on the radio with Lydia. You can't, you can't do that. - Oh, man, come on. - You gotta go take that test all over again. Yeah, we can't, where's Megan at today? She's off today. We would lose our lives. - Such a stickler. - Nicole had her parakeet to do it, so, Nicole, you there? - Hey, Nicole, say hi to Chris, Nicole. - Hi, Chris. - Hey, Nicole, how are you? - Chris had, Chris had, I don't know if you know this, but Chris had a girl on him, so. - No, no, I was too deep there. - Oh. - You guys. - We'll be right back, we'll be right back with more mojo in the morning. Don't go anywhere, we'll be right back. Don't go anywhere, Paula. Hold on a second, I need to get the appropriate sound bite for that one from Deep Voice Guy here. Thank you, Deep Voice Guy. ♪ This is mojo's content speaking ♪ ♪ He is really sorry for that last segment ♪ ♪ He won't admit it, but he is ♪ ♪ This is mojo in the morning ♪