Mojo In The Morning
Tan Shannon and The Wet Cat Food
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, Auto Accident Attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Mojo in the morning. You'll think differently of Shannon after this one here. Actually, a lot differently. I'm a little worried about. I'm a little worried about the fact that you told us in our pre-show meeting but not to do this and that you were and I always thought, Oh, Shannon would never fall for something like this, but Shannon believes that she fell for a scam that quite possibly might have exposed her literally. What's going on? Have you ever looked back on your life, whether it be high school, college, 20, whatever, and gone, I cannot believe that I did that. I'm a stupid enough to do that because that is this story. So I was going through a bunch of like rubber made bins in my basement, trying to like get rid of crap. I'm just in that era of my life right now. And I was going through a one box in particular that has followed me through numerous moves. And one of the items that I found was a framed photo of me and my two college roommates. And there we are over plucked eyebrows, the very curled under newscaster hair. We all had little matching tank taps from the gap. And we in this photo are so tan, just glowy and bronze and like that deep college tan. And I had a laugh. I texted the photo to my two girlfriends and I just said, look at us. And we were reminded of why we were so tan. I went to college at Butler University in Indianapolis and in the little college town that's right by Butler, there was a little tanning salon. And the owner used to give all of the sorority girls free tans for every can of cat food, wet cat food that you brought in. Wet cat. That's so right. He loved and rescued cats. So there were always cats roaming around this tanning salon. OK, oh, got it in the weather. So we got smart. And we were like, we're going to go to Sam's Club and buy cat food in bulk. And we never paid for a tan and we would go kev every day to this tanning place. We'd throw the owner's name was Terrence. We'd throw Terrence a can of cat food and he would let us tan. Definitely. Yeah, not only were we all idiots because we got skincare. I had skin cancer removed from my body, OK, but this guy was one million percent. Hiding video cameras in all of those tanning rooms. We are on the Internet. I don't because I just think like we're talking about this in our tax. And I'm like, we were dumb. He was videotaping us. And that's why you think that's why it was only sorority girls. We got well, it was it was like a known thing among all of the sororities at Butler, that if you went to this one particular place and bought and brought cat food, you got a free tan and there was a limit on it. I loved when you tell a story and you go wet cat food. It had to be had to be like the little cans. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, that gross, you know, you that guy is a purr, bro. So for sure, very tan college, Shannon is on the Internet. I need to see this picture. Oh, the picture to us. Well, because my girlfriends are super private. They don't even have social media. So they I know they wouldn't want it posted. But isn't it very tan? Is there not is there not the stories that have gone around about these tanning salons? And I think there was even one here in town that a tanning salon got busted for taking video of people. That's the hot tub spot, right? Well, no, this was an I don't want to name it. They yes, it was a chain that the one that you're talking about wasn't here, though, right? No, it was an Indianapolis privately owned. It was privately owned. It was not part of a team. It was owned by this guy who had cats roaming around and we just didn't care. Definitely. We were broke college broke tan college. He couldn't afford a cat food. Yes. He wanted his own cat. Was he donating it to shelters or was he just using it for to sell a cat? Didn't care. He didn't ask for the can for the tan. But I know, but you didn't ask like, OK, I could see if it was because donate. Do you think I care about cats? Come on, no, I don't care. Maybe younger Shannon. But I can't freak me out, Kevin. If you haven't figured this out in the year that you've been with the show, there are businesses, though, that have done that before, where they say, bring in a can of food for the food bank and we'll give you, you know, whatever it is. But I that would be the only reason why I could see Shannon because I think she's smarter than I'm not. No, I am book smart and common sense, very dumb. Yeah. Did you fall for the only the tip thing too? I think maybe. Eight or four mojo live, eight, four, four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight. I'm trying to think of the direction I go to with this other than just having fun with Shannon talking about this. But I want to know, has anybody ever found out that has anybody ever found out that? They were being videotaped and they didn't know I went to one of those hot to our machine places. Yeah. And I just that's just the movie. That's what came on. I went to Carilla and I went to one of those hot to places. That's how you don't do things in there, but that's like the only reason you're going. Yeah, in my opinion, yeah. And the room that we had, there were two windows at the corners of the room. All right. So you have the door that you entered in and then that the back of the room, there were two windows that showed the outside environment. Okay. And supposedly because we went at night, so I have no idea what it looks like during the day, but there are bushes and then there's like this cutout teddy bear. Like a cutout bear and I can literally see the red light on the bears. I love. So I get up, I leave and as I walk down to where the bathroom is, the manager has the door open and you can literally see six televisions. Surveillance cameras are all over there. Oh, it's with the light that is on. It's the camera. It's like the nanny cams that people have, like teddy bear. Exactly. I can't do that in a private room. Hey, they did that. So you and Chirrell are making love. And what else? Oh, yeah, for sure. Go on. Listeners. Here's the other topic. Here's the other topic. Who would you rather? Would you rather see Shannon or sorority girls and Calvin Chirrell? Which one would you rather? Which one, you know how they always have those? Wait, you guys tried, well, when I met this, but when I go on porn, they'll have like people's like homemade porn. Oh, amateur amateur porn. Is that what it is called? Yeah. I never will watch it because to me, I always wonder if both people know that it's being filmed. I only watch amateur. You do really? I'm not trying to see all of it. I'll watch Kim Kardashian and Ray Jett. I'm just having a digress. I know we're all over the place. Valerie, what's going on? How you doing? I'm good. How are you? Just so anybody knows. Shannon loves cats. What's going on? I just wanted to say much respect to that. Tanning salon owner, because wet cat food is expensive. So that's what you got out of this. Would you would you donate wet cat food knowing that this guy? Quite possibly is taking pictures of you while you're tanning. No, no, I'm not spending that money. I would open the tanning salon, put out the ask for the donations. Feed my cats. That's right. Yeah, voices guys, initial A, high initial A, what's going on? Hello, eh? Oh, oh, hold on, you're not voices guys. Hang on, hang on. Hang on, push the button. Hang on, push the button. Hang on, push the button, there you are, hi. Hi, initial A, I can hear me. I got you now, and now your voice is guys. What's happened? Good morning. Good morning. How are you guys on this lovely rainy morning? We're doing good. We're good. Not as wet as the cat food. What's happening? Um, Kev, I just want to tell you, don't go to that place. If you went to, I don't want to say the name, because, you know. Yeah, we'll get sued. There's not very many of them around here. Don't go there. Why do you think that they were taping yet at that place too? My brother, no, no, no, they just, they're dirty. They're real dirty, and yeah, they probably are videotaping. What did, what did you mean by dirty? I got foots on this. You got foots on this. Look at you. I should not get one the second time, but my husband's like, no, it's probably somewhere else. You got it. Okay. Well, I got it again. So no, don't, don't go to those places. You got foot fungus by going to a hot tub place, huh? Yes. You get foot fungus going into the, the neighborhood pool too. Yeah, but twice the same time in one little place, you know, it's gotta be a little dirty. Yeah. You're giving me a heads up, that's all. No, that's, it's a very good piece of advice. Take care. We love you. We love you. We love you too. Her coworkers to know when she goes to work, she's got foot fungus.