Mojo In The Morning
Kev Does NOT Want to Have a Sleep Over at Mojo's
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. It's the Mojo in the morning show. My wife is out of town. I'm kind of doing a boy's time right now. She's out with some girlfriends and she's getting ready to have a big birthday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so she's out of town celebrating with her girlfriends and so I'm home and I invited Kev to come over for a guy's night tonight and I know it sounds weird because it's like a weekday school night, guys night and I have a thought on something and I haven't run it by Kevin yet. So I'm going to run it by right now. I actually said, hey, why don't you come over and we'll either barbecue up some food or order some DoorDash and we'll drink lots of bourbon because I got lots of bourbon. You said it's burning a hole in your pocket. It's burning a hole. It's going to burn a hole in our throats. We need to do it. Hey, yo. The last time that Kev came over to my house, Shannon, I don't know how the hell we didn't think about this, but he had to figure out how to drive home and instead of doing an Uber on a, you know, Sunday night, like we did the last time that you were over. It was Sunday night. We had to work the next day. Yeah. It was actually the day. I actually remember this because you guys were a disaster for that show. No, we were. Yes, you were. The disaster was the fact that both you and Megan weren't here and we had to hold it down. That was the disaster. So then this has happened on more than one occasion because I remember being here and every 10 minutes mojo going, Oh, I wonder if that was super cool. And I'm like, well, I don't drink your ass off the night on a school night. Are you drunk? Yeah. That was a great when he, he texted me yesterday. We, we talked last week about getting together at some point in the near future. Yeah. So he texted me yesterday and he's like, what about tomorrow? I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, Monday, then I said that, you meet, I'm like, let's start the week off with a bang. I guess I always. Always up for. Yeah. You're always up for drinks. I don't know. I, I offered this to him, Shannon and I, uh, as something I said, Hey, you know, we'll figure out rides. And then I thought better than that. What if Kevin just spends the night and we have an adult sleepover? You know how kids have sleepovers all the time? We talk about them all the time. Like, you know, do you allow your kids to have a sleepover or not? You're of grown age. What about an adult sleepover? Does anybody do that? Has anybody, what? I'm not doing that. Is there anybody that does an adult sleepover? Why would you not do that? I'm not sleeping over your house premeditated. Why? If, if I'm at your home and I am drinking and it gets to a point where I feel as though that I can't make it and it's not safe and I'm, I never want to be the type of person that goes, Oh, no, I can handle, I can handle anything because I've been that person before and it hasn't worked out. Yeah. But if I know for a fact that I can leave, I'm going to leave, I'm not, I'm a grown ass man. You're going to ask me. Really? We don't need to do that. Girls seem like they do it all the time. Girls like stay at their friends, houses and things like that. What's, what's wrong with that? I don't want to stay in one of your son's beds. Like, no, maybe he's not saying sleep in your bedroom. Maybe he's saying snuggle with me. You can sleep with me. Listen, Chelsea is away. That bed is going to stay cold by brother. I know, but I, I do have, so I have two sons that don't live with me anymore, right? They're, uh, Joe's in Tampa and, uh, Jacobs in Chicago, I got two empty rooms. Why would you not do it? Mike used to do it. Mike would stay at my house anytime that we had some events here in town and he needed to. In the gas bedroom. Yeah. Good for Mike. Why, somebody call up, call up right now and tell Kevin he's crazy that he doesn't want to stay over at my house. My house is nice and comfortable. I bet it is. I like the coach and I like going to your house, you can see whatever I'm doing and going back to my house. You know what you need to do? That's what I'm saying. It's like 10, 15 minutes. But not even that. So you should just Uber there and then you don't even have to worry about your car. You just got an Uber home. It's not even going to be enough. You know how hard it is to get an Uber in West Bloomfield. Okay. Shannon, it's like, it's like near impossible to get an Uber in West Bloomfield. This, I'm telling you, this is actually a fantastic idea. You are just lonely and you want company. I know what this is all about. Kev, I'm sorry. He is not being a good friend. He is not looking out for your safety and wellbeing here. He just doesn't want to be alone in the house. This is selfish. What else is out of town? David. David, do you think this is bad? I think Kevin's homophobic. I think this is what he doesn't want to stay with me. Come on. Big day for gay stuff. Come on. Wait. What do you think? Don't get a permission to slip to stay the night. What's that? He needs a permission slip to stay the night. Yeah. I don't think she'll okay. It should be like, yeah, you go for dreams, but you better have your book. Oh, but wait. Okay. Let me just say, Kev's girl is not going to be upset with him staying the night with me because let me know. Let me tell you this. Nothing happens at my house, not even with me and my wife. She's going to get mad. Don't pregnant. No, come on. You can't get permission. No. He's scared. Let me, let me just say this to you that at my house, no sex ever happens. I better not happen. I got a teenage son. There better not be any of that stuff going on. You already know he getting it in. Let me, let me ask you an honest question. I want to, I want to, I want to know from you. Do you and your buddies ever get together and do like guys nights? Well, yeah, you play cards, you drink a little booze, but then you go home. Thank you. Dave, you go home. But the problem is it's hard to go home when there's no buddy driving Uber anywhere. You know, it's tough. I don't understand what the problem would be. What is wrong with this? I just don't want to spend a night. Do you like your own bed? I love my own bed. If I am in the vicinity of like an hour or two of my own bed, I am going back. I like my own driveway. Like I like my own space and I like walking to my kitchen, going to use my bathroom, entering my refrigerator. There's no reason that at the age that I met that if I am able to drive, I choose not to and sleep at another man's house. By the way, everybody listening right now tomorrow morning at six, twenty seven, Kev's going to have spent the night at Mojo. Okay. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. A million. Please take back. I, this is like such foreshadow that you are so kind of sick. You were going to drink too much. Shannon, would you stay the night at a person's house? Would you have a problem with that? So I love my bed. I, I will figure out a way to get home and I love my friends, but I will always find a way to get back to my own bed always like Megan has a Megan lives in downtown Detroit. She has offered a million times when I'm out and about down there for me to just crash on her couch and I'm like, oop, I will, I will Uber home. What about hotels? You stay at hotels. What's wrong with saying that a person's like an Airbnb? This is a, you stay at an Airbnb? It's not this. It's different. I don't get it. It's, it's that awkward time of like parting ways and going to bed and I don't like that. And I, I don't like waking up somewhere. That's not my house. I think you're missing out. Kevin. I'm telling you. I'm not letting you drive drunk. I'm not letting you drive drunk then. I got to make sure my teenage son is home to drive you home. What am I missing out? You're missing out on the, the fun of then driving into work in the morning. We'll have fun. We like you. Yeah. Wake up. My mom, my mom will make us breakfast in the morning. What's up, Michelle? How you doing? I'm good. How are you guys? Good. What's going on? Well, if Kevin wants to go home, then he should drink responsibly. Thank you. Well, let me say this. I know how to drink responsibly. He's a liar. He can't have two drinks and go home. That stuff is potent. This bourbon that we're going to be drinking tonight. Now you're on your duty. All right. We're going to drink it, Mr. D. I'm not roofing you. Let me say, let me say this to you. Then we're starting at like two in the afternoon and then we'll sober up at night. So, um, I appreciate you, Michelle. Take care of yourself. This guy for some reason. I don't think he likes me. That's the problem. He likes me. He would. I just don't want to sleep. Hey, everyone. It is Ryan Seacrest here ready to heat up your summer vacation. Get ready. Things are about to get sizzling at Chumba Casino. Your summer getting a whole lot hotter with a special daily login bonus waiting just for you. So sign up now for reels of fun and reels of prizes right here at Chumba Casino with yours. Truly join me at Chumba Casino dot com and dive into a summer of social casino fun sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. board were prohibited by law, 18-plus terms and conditions apply.