Mojo In The Morning
Full Show 07-12-2024
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You got a text or call us, text 95500, or you can call 855 Mojo Live, 85566. Ooh, I forgot the number. 665, 654-8. - Hey, let's do it. Are we ready? - It's Friday, baby. - Oh my God. It's the weekend, guys. Welcome to the Mojo, the Mojo in the Morning Show. This is the Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. Friday's on Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. We have got your remix, Mojo in the Morning Show. This is the Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. Welcome to the Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. We have got Friday's Mojo in the Morning Show. Let's go. This is the Mojo in the Morning Show. This is the Mojo in the Morning Show. This is the Mojo in the Morning Show. This is the Mojo in the Morning Show. - Wow. - Wow. - That was a good one. - That was good. - That was a great one. Did I say you would just go over and take a shot? Ten seconds ago. - When he played Rihanna Cheer as the weekend, that's a drink song. - Sweet. You do have, he has a bottle of vodka. - I have one. - It's not open yet, but I do have it, just in case. - Kevin. - I say go for it. - How are yourself and not poor as one? - No, no, no, I have. Do you want me to do like a shot? - Yes. - Are you serious? - Yeah. - Oh, let's go. Ah, I love it. By the way, let me tell you yesterday, he and I did a shot right after the show was over with. I had to stay at the radio station. - I did it, I heard you say, I feel drunk. - It was the bourbon and the lemonade. - Oh, it was the whiskey vibe. - I walked in here and I was like, did y'all just take a shot without me? And you looked me in the eye and said, no. - I did? - Yeah. - I don't know. - Yeah. - I don't know what came over me. - We're getting our Friday on. We're getting our Friday on. What are we drinking by the way? What are we drinking this early morning? - Oh, this is born in Detroit's eight mile vodka. - Oh, my God. - Shout out to the friends of the show. - By the way. - A damn damn. - Yes. - Y'all, there you go. - There you go. - Here's the thing though. I gotta tell you, vodka this early in the morning. I don't know. What do you think? - I don't have a red wool in front of me, so I'm okay with it. - Okay. - This is strong. Do I have to drink that or can I have the watermelon sarockets over there in the corner? Am I tasty? - Do you want to drink some ditty juice? - Yeah, well. (laughing) - You gotta say that. - Please don't call it that. - All right, puppy juice. (upbeat music) - Oh my gosh. It is the way. Can I ask an honest question? Is there anybody that does wake up? Well, this would be back. 'Cause I hear I am saying this. I'm thinking, yeah. I'm an alcoholic. I wake up this early in the morning and drink it. Is there anybody that wakes up in the morning and just has a drink this early in the morning? - I'm a vacation. - Really? On a vacation you'll wake this early. - Oh, vacation ever. - That cruise? - I would wake up, not even a glass of water. Give me a drink. (laughing) - Well, like a mimosa, I guess, right? - Yeah. - I'm on vacation. I do that. - Bloody Mary's baby. - Bloody. - I'm not a girly girl. I'm an 80 year old woman. - Yeah. - Have you ever been to those all inclusive resorts that have like, it's almost like the Gatorade dispensers, like when you were in sports and they have like the big coolers, but they have those in the refrigerators inside of the hotel room? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Hell yeah. And I'd ask when you go on crazy. Yes. - See, I love, I love if Megan was mentioning cruises. I remember going on a cruise and they had slushy machines with nothing but booze all over the place. It was like going into a 7/11, you know? And just grabbing a slurpee. - That sounded like a dream come true. - Oh my God. Well, it's the weekend. Anybody else having a cocktail with us? Anybody else want to have a drink? 844 Mojo Live or text 95500. What's up? Marnie, what's happening? - Oh my gosh. I love how you guys opened up the show this morning. Kevin just that what you threw down just really got me upbeat to go into work today. - Let's go. - What do you do for a living? - I actually work in the accounting department. I actually work for a Robert Half International. - Okay. - We go home. - Yeah. - We'll come engagement. - You know what, so while you're gonna walk in there and they're gonna go, this lady has been drinking this morning. How are you this excited to come into work today? - You're accounting. - You tell them. - I know, right? - Tell them it was because you listened to Mojo in the morning. Thank you. - You're welcome. - Love you, Marnie. Take care of yourself. That was, by the way, Kevin was on point today. What's up, Tracy? How you doing? - Yes. How are you? - Tracy, it smells like my drunk uncle's house right now. (laughing) Doesn't it? It smells good. Oh my God. Oh, hold on. I'm taking a shot of the vodka. - You doing it right now? - Yeah. - All right, here's to today. - Oh, I thought you guys, here's to today 'cause we're not guaranteed tomorrow? - Sure. - Yeah, sure. - Amen. God bless. The Lord be with you and also with you and with your spirit. Tracy, what's happening? - I was telling them you need to play the shot song if you're gonna be doing it. - Oh my God. Yes. - Or another round. - Yeah, all right. Should we do another one? (laughing) Are you serious? Only if you do one with us. Will you do one with us? (upbeat music) Let's go. - I'm thriving. I think that's illegal. - Oh yeah, that is. How about, where are you going today? When you get there? - I am telling you, Trinity Health. - Oh my gosh. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. After you get off tonight, five o'clock tonight, okay? - Okay, okay. - All right, love you, thank you. (upbeat music) - I feel like I'm back in college. - Yeah, baby. (upbeat music) - I need a bar in the dance time. (upbeat music) - Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop. - Come on, Megan. (upbeat music) - Everybody! (upbeat music) - That's how I get it up, come on. Drop some stupid music on me, you. Everybody! (upbeat music) - What's up, Bill? How you doing, buddy? - Pretty good, guys. How are you today? - Man, we're doing okay. - Where are you? - Let's go to the boys. I love that. - There's a deal, guys. Some guys do coffee. Me, if it's not a shot of mimosa, it's not worth getting up. (laughing) - I found him last night. - Oh, I love you, Bill. - I love you, you got up. - That's how that voice got that way, right, Bill? You get deep voice out of that. (laughing) It's a great one. Have a great one, we'll see you, buddy. - All right, boy. - Take care. Sue, we got to do a shot for Sue, 'cause it's her birthday. (cheering) - What's going on, Sue? - Hey, how are you, guys? - What do you think? (laughing) - Let me tell you, if I wasn't driving to work, I would totally be having an early birthday shot for sure. - Happy birthday to you. - Thank you. - So when is the actual day? - It is tomorrow. - Awesome. Happy birthday. - Happy birthday. - Thank you. Hey, Kevin, we're up quick. This is what I tell you. Every morning when I'm driving to work, I look forward to hearing you saying, "It's the most job in the morning show." - I love it. Happy birthday, Sue. (laughing) - Thank you. - We love you. Take care of yourself. - All right, you too. - Let's get this thing started, guys. We got a lot of loose tickets. - How smart are you? - It's Mojo in the mornings, back in the day. - We have to go back and change. - But we give you a bunch of events. And you tell us what year it happened. - This was the year that Dr. Joe Nelms gave a pre-prayer at the Nashville Speedway. - Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking hot wife tonight, Lisa. My two children, Eli and Emma, as we like to call on the little leads. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track in Jesus' name, Boogity, Boogity, Boogity. (laughing) - The movie "Horrible Bosses" came out. Did I tell you that Harkin tricked me into having a drink at eight o'clock this morning? - Mr. Bosses isn't sexually harassing you. - See if this thing's working. - Oh, I couldn't make out our little friend right there. - Scoop it. - Shabbat Shalom, somebody's circumstances. - You know, yours doesn't sound that bad. - And Katie Perry had the big song. (upbeat music) Why can't she do another song like this? - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Did you get some? (laughing) - What year was it? We'll set you up with the prize. Lalo-Fluze it tickets. It's going to be a fine time for you in Chicago if you win. (upbeat music) - What year did these things happen? - Call us at 844-Mojo-Live to tell us 844-665-6548. - How good is your memory? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. What year did this stuff happen? - It was almost something out of like a Will Ferrell movie, wasn't it? - Yeah. - The pastor who started off the Nashville Speedway race Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking hot wife tonight, Lisa. My two children, Eli and Emma. Or as we like to call up the Little Lees. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track in Jesus' name. Boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity. (laughing) - Did I tell you that Arcan tricked me? - Purple Bosses was the big movie. - Eight o'clock this morning. - Unless your boss isn't sexually harassing you. See if this thing is supposed to be. - Oh, I couldn't make out our little friend right there. - Ooh, Shabbat Shalom, somebody circumcised. - Katy Perry had the big song, it's a good year. What year was it? We'll set you up with the prize. Abby, what year was that? - That was 2011. - Yes, it was. - Yeah, Abby. - God bless you on the sneeze and congratulations. We're going to set you up with the prize. - Thank you. - We got, was that a Megan? Was that your sneeze in? Or who was sneeze? - Oh, I thought it was a sneeze, I thought. - This is the alcohol. - Hey, congratulations. You got Lala Palooza tickets. Lala Palooza is happening in Chicago. Beginning of August, I think that first weekend in August and you got tickets for you and a friend. Congratulations to you. - Thank you. - Have the best time, have a great weekend too. We're gonna give away some tickets to see. Usher. - Usher babe. - Text Usher. - Usher babe. Us H-E-R to 95500 for a shot to win tickets. Next week's prize is by the way. I don't even know why I'm doing this because it just makes you more confused. But next week, we're gonna be giving away a ton more concert tickets, including Tate McCray tickets for the show, which is sold out in like a week. And then Sabrina Carpenter tickets next week. So be listening. So your chance to win those Usher tickets now text right now to 95500, The Word Usher. - Mojo in the mornings, dirty on the 30. - Shannon with what's trending this morning here on the Mojo in the morning show, what's going on? - Well, the very first question that President Biden yielded during last night's press conference was obviously about his fitness to remain a candidate and whether Vice President Kamala Harris could step in, should he not see himself up for the gig. Now, he did say that he thinks he is the most qualified person to beat Donald Trump because he already beat him one time, but he also made a really unfortunate flub. - I'm gonna pick Vice President Trump to be Vice President 'til I think she's not qualified to be president. So let's start there. - Yeah, Donald Trump, quick to pounce on that one, writing on social media, great job, Joe. And the president didn't catch his own mistake, was asked about it by NBC's Peter Alexander at the end of the press conference. - Respectfully, earlier you misspoke in your opening answer, you referred to Vice President Harris as Vice President Trump. Right now, Donald Trump is using that to mock your age and your memory. How do you combat that criticism from tonight? - Listen to him. - Listen to him. - Yeah, that flood, by the way, came not long after the president mixed up the name of Ukraine's President Zelensky and Vladimir Putin in some comments that he was making about NATO. - Now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has determination. Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin. - There we go. - Oh, yeah. - Interesting night, last night. He's in town today. So in town today here in Detroit, and that will be a big one because they say that a ton of press is coming in to see his live event. I mean, this, you know, I don't know what happened last night if that quelled anybody's thoughts that maybe somebody else should, you know, run for president for the Democratic Party. - Afterwards, I was watching David Muir, I was watching an ABC. - What did they say? - And he said that the statement that he got from the White House was that they believed he knocked it out of the park. - Really? - Okay. You know, I don't know. It's interesting. I mean, I'll tell you, then, later this morning, you can do the story about what MSNBC is recording about. Who's behind trying to get him to not do it? That to me is a big story 'cause that right there is the vote of confidence. So listen later to the dirty-- - Yeah, next hour, yep. It is officially out. Eminem dropped the death of Slim Shady Kudagra overnight. And he says, "It's a conceptual album." So fans have listened to the songs, all 19 of them in order. He wrote on acts. He listened to the songs out of order. They might not make sense. I wanna play this one for you, 'cause I thought it was a great one. It's Eminem and Jelly Roll with "Somebody Save Me." ♪ Sorry that I chose drugs and put 'em above you ♪ ♪ Sorry that I didn't love you enough to ♪ ♪ Give 'em a pot of (beep) ♪ And I love you more than a pill looking up to ♪ ♪ The ceiling from this floor wonder will somebody save me ♪ ♪ Me from me ♪ - Oh, I like that version. - I love it. - Are we starting to play that? - Megan Wille's order, let's play it today. That's a good one. Can we get it in the system? - I wanna look for it. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - Yeah. - Why are you giving me a confused place? - 'Cause I looked at the album this morning. - They gave that to me, isn't it? - Yeah. - It's not. - It's in music probably as the looks. - I wanna say that because there were a ton of rumored features on the album, and I didn't wake up, I'm gonna be real honest. I had a rough morning this morning, so I didn't have time to listen to the album. And I was... - In that actually, that is a jelly roll song that Eminem just jumped on, so that's cool. - Yeah, I'll play you some more too from the album in "Next Hours" dirty. - That's great. - And lastly, if you're on Etsy, I love Etsy. You are no longer gonna be able to buy sex toys and sex accessories on Etsy, which I have to tell you, if you're going to Etsy for that, it's a really interesting place to buy to do the vibrators. But starting on July 29th, Etsy will remove all listings that advertise sex toys, as well as any sort of items that depict sexual acts and genitalia, or display sexually suggestive slogans relating to family relationships like daddy or mommy. - Oh really? - Mommy. - No more on Etsy. The company's trust and safety team said the policy was amended to keep users safe, but some vendors are calling the decision a crafting the supplement. - You wouldn't buy an Etsy sex toy. - I would not. - No. - But people apparently did, but will not be able to any longer. - I find it interesting that people go on to Amazon and buy it. I guess it's, you know. - Oh see, I don't think that's weird at all. - 'Cause you don't know who the seller is of the thing on Amazon, it doesn't really-- - They don't tell you. - Well, it's not always like, I'd rather buy it from, I don't know, I'd rather buy it from like lovers lane or Sorellas or something like that. - You seem like you would buy sex toys from a garage though. - Come on. - Okay, for all of today's dirty, check out the dirty page or check out the podcast. - If it was on special. - Honey Free Eye Heart Video app. - If it's right next to a shirt that I like, I don't know. - Missed something in the dirty on the 30? - This is not our podcast now. - At mojointhemorning.com. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Mojo in the morning show, phone numbers, eight for four mojo live. Text 955-0-0 to get through to us today. Good to have you guys with us. - I saw this on Reddit just a moment ago and I got a little bit of time before we got to get to the 565-0-0-0. - You're on Reddit? - A, how many, I got two minutes, I think I can do it in two minutes. A woman says that her younger sister is marrying her ex-fiancé. Should she skip the wedding? The woman does not want to attend her sister's wedding because of the unusual circumstances. Her sister secretly dated and got engaged to her ex-fiancé. A Reddit user, Allison Vio, or Vlow, wrote this on a July 8th post of "Am I the A-hole?" She says that the 28-year-old is engaged to Mike for two years before they broke up just three months before their planned wedding last summer. She found out that he had been cheating on her with someone else. She writes, "I get a call from my younger sister, Lily, 25 years old saying that she's got exciting news and wants me to come over to our parents' house for dinner so that she can share it. When I arrived, Lily and my parents were all smiles and she drops the bombshell. She's engaged to Mike. Come on, there's no way this can be actually a truth. 'Cause your parents are gonna be happy about it. Yeah, that's great. You went from her to her. What is that? I just want grandkids. Allison then learned that Lily and Mike were secretly dating for the past year and now they're engaged. Her parents have known about it for months but opted not to tell her. She felt betrayed in so many levels. I told them all that I wanted nothing to do with them and I don't want to go to the wedding. There's no, by the way, first off, going to the wedding is the least of your worries. Are you gonna go to Christmas? Are you gonna be going to Easter? Can you trust your family with anything? Oh my God. This is messy. This is craziness. By the way, you know, we do "Am I the A-holes" on Tuesdays here on the-- "A-hole." "Am I the yes." That's the easiest one. "The A-holes." Yes, we got it. This is you are an A-hole for doing this. Did she go though? But who else is the A-holes? I think the parents are the A-holes. Thanks. All right, so should she go? Should she go? Let's go around the room real quick. I'm gonna say, yeah. You shouldn't-- Why? Because she is my sister and I love my sister. I don't have to be there and enjoy it. I don't have to clap and stand up next to you. I can go there and get drunk and laugh at you. I actually agree with Kev. I think it's gonna suck and she's gonna have to drink her way through it. But I think if she wants to have a relationship with her sister moving forward and hopefully they can repair this, then it won't be tough. But I think that she shows up. Oh, I disagree. I think you two. Let's say you two. I don't think you go and I think you cut off that family member. Yeah. I agree with you, Megan. And I don't think that just because you're my sister, do I have to be the doormat, you know? Yeah, I don't trust you. You clearly went behind my back. You clearly put your own feelings ahead of mine and yourself is. So you never talk to her again is what you're saying. I think there is every, I don't believe that, yeah, I hate when I hear that family doesn't talk to each other, but everybody's got a circumstances. I mean, obviously Megan and her mom, I would never say that those guys should ever have to talk to each other ever again. Thank you. Because Megan is better than that. But I will say this to you. This sister might be in that same category. She's not doing that in a nice process. I would say my mom's situation a little bit more severe and serious. Why? You talk to your parents thing because they knew for months and didn't say anything to me. I would have a hard time going. I would have a really hard time. I don't think I would feel loved or appreciated or cared about. I think that the parents are as bad as the sister, Lily. Lily, 25. Like, Lily, 25. Eight for four mojo live, eight for four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight. In this fake story on Reddit to get people to engage. Textors, by the way, are all text. Reddit has great writers. Textors are all saying, "No, don't go." Has anybody ever had the sister or brother that cheated on with their significant other? What's up, Cindy? How you doing? Good morning, you know. Good morning. I think that she should go and propose a toast to both of them. And say, "Thank you for screwing me over." Ooh, okay, I like that. They did her a favor, right? Who wants to be with that guy? What a jerk. Right, exactly. And if he cheated with your sister, he's going to cheat with somebody else. You know that that's going to happen because cheating with the sister, I mean, that's like the most risky thing you can do. What's up, Robbie? Hey, you don't do that to your sister or your mom should do that to your sister. That's not right. Yeah, so you wouldn't go, right? If your brother cheated with your girl, you're not going to his wedding with her. Even Kevin's the more, even Kevin's the more red. Kevin is kind of a moron. I agree with you, but that's not right. Robbie, I'm going, man. I'm sorry, I love my brother in this scenario if we're going in that direction. Well, what the brother does that to you? Yeah. I know, but I got to be the bigger person, man. I don't have to go and enjoy it, but I can't not speak to my brother for the rest of my life. I just can't-- No, you don't speak with her and with her. Yeah, I agree with you. I agree. I agree. Kevin's a moron. No, I don't like that. It's got to save that. I don't like that. I think I'm nice. I like it. Michelle, what's going on, Michelle? You got a thought on this one? Hold on a second. I lost her. Oh, I cleared the line. Oh, there you are. Hi, Michelle. Hi. Hi. How you doing? Would you go to the wedding? Oh, definitely not. Just because that's like betrayal, like, beyond anything. Yeah. That's like breaking girls' family code. Would you buy them a gift, though? Would you like get them towels or a play setting or do them? Do a monogram. But he says, "F you." I wouldn't get to know something like a gagist for sure. Yeah. I don't know. I think if there's ever a reason why somebody should stand up at the back of a wedding and oppose a wedding, that's what you do, right? By the way, real quick. I got something to say. Hold on. What was the girl's name? What was her name? Lily. No, the sister's name. The one sister was Lily. What was the other one? Say, Allison. Hi, Allison here. Remember me? I just want to object to this wedding. The pastor's like, "Who's she?" That's my sister. That's my ex. I want to know if that's ever happened, by the way. Oh, my God. If you've ever gone to a wedding or been involved in a wedding, where somebody actually did that. I want to be in that situation. Like sister or brother cheating with them. No, not even that. Like, where somebody object stands up and tries to say something. Yeah. I object. It's mojo in the mornings. Five to six fifty five. Five and six fifty five. Yeah. Five and six fifty five. All right, time now for the five to six fifty five. Our reigning champion is Anna Maria. Anna Maria. Good morning. Good morning. The challenger is Joey. What's up, Joey? What's up, mojo? How you doing? Joey is a bouncer from Grand Rapids. Where do you work, Joey? Um, I work at a bar called Shots on the River. Oh, yeah. We've been to Shots on a river with Mike. We've been to Shots. Yeah, absolutely. Really? I'm there every Friday and Saturday night. When I'm not DJing, because I do run my own DJ business. Oh, that's awesome, man. All right. Well, welcome. Anna Maria is going to be locked in the soundproof area. Good luck, guys. Good luck, Anna Maria. Good luck, Joey. Thank you. All right. Five pop calls for trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Question number one, bouncer, Joey. Last night, Prince Harry accepted the Pat Tillman award at the Espies. What is Harry's oldest son's name? Three seconds. Three. Uh, Albus, Deborah. I like you. I like you a lot. Question number two. Ryan Reynolds' wife says that she got the best compliment ever of one of her followers on social media called her Crown Straightener. A Crown Straightener. Crown Straightener. What is a Crown Straightener? Basically, somebody who helps other women but doesn't ask for recognition for doing so. Oh, that's great. Who is she? Who's his wife? Ryan Reynolds' wife. Yes. Three seconds. Really? Come on, Joey. Come on, Joey. Uh, I'm just going to say true very more. Question number three. President Biden was asked during last night's press conference. If vice president Kamala Harris is fit to be president, should he step aside? Who was president Barack Obama's vice president? Show Biden. Question number four. You thought that was a trick question, didn't you? Question number four. Question number four. Scandal on the Bachelorette. Fans spotted rats in the new mansion during the season premiere. What network does the show air on? ABC and question number five. Eminem dropped a new album at midnight. The death of Slim Shady. What is his daughter's name? Haley. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. All right. You got three out of five. Good. All right. Similar to always. Even to cough there, could you tell? Yeah. Question number one, Anna Maria. Just like the last couple of days. Last night Prince Harry accepted the Patilman award at the Aspies. What is Harry's oldest son's name? R.T. Yes. R.T. One to nothing. Question number two. Ryan Reynolds wife says that she got the best compliment ever. One of her followers on social media called her a crown straightener. Who is she? Blake Lively. Yes. Who did nothing? Question number three. President Biden was asked during last night's press conference if vice president Kamala Harris is fit to be president. Should he step aside? Who was president Barack Obama's vice president? Joe Biden. Yes. Three to one. Question number four. These are all just for fun. Question number four. Scandal on the bachelorette. Fan spotted rats in the new mansion during the season premiere. What network does the show air on? ABC. Yes. What a two. And question number five for a perfect score. Eminem dropped a new album at midnight, The Death of Slim Shady. What is his daughter's name? You got it. Perfect score once again. Congratulations. We got it. Clean sweep all week. She's won them all. Congratulations to you Anna Maria. Have a great day. Oh, you're going to be hearing this for another week guys. You're coming back next week. Got a parting gift. I want everybody to know this. Got a parting gift for Joey from Grand Rapids. We're giving you tickets to Cedar Point. Home of the 68 amazing rides ranging from family friendly to adrenaline pumping like steel vengeance and Millennium Force. Buy your tickets in advance and save at cedarpoint.com. Plus a $50 gift card to rallies happy national French Friday. Have a fantastic weekend, buddy. Enjoy that prize. Thanks Mojo. Oh, for two now. Oh, man. Oh, geez. I didn't realize they actually played with us before. How long ago was it? I was I was with you guys three years ago and Shanita got her 10th victory off me. Oh, man. I remember that man. Yeah, because we tied and you know what? The question I got wrong, I still, I still never watched Bridgerton. Joey, we're going to see you at shots. Okay. We'll talk to you soon. Oh, yeah. Hey, any time. Come on by. All right. All right, buddy. You guys got some drinks and everything. Oh, you're the best, man. We appreciate you guys. Love you, buddy. How did you enjoy the morning time? It's 6.55. Mojo in the morning show. You're going to learn something about Kevin today that will never ever be able to be taken back. We will forever think differently about Kev from the Mojo in the morning show after what he says right now. And I don't care because I think if people are being honest with themselves, then they probably operate in the same way that I do. I do not take a shower every single day. And some say that I'm going to keep it real. Some may say I'm going to keep it funky. And that is the double untimered. But I think people want you to believe that they shower every single day, because nobody wants to be labeled as the stinky person. But I do not shower every day. And I'll be honest with you. I don't have a shower schedule. Please tell them if you guys have a shower schedule. For me, it depends on one, and this is bad. But if I smell myself, that's a trigger warning. Like, hey, you need to go shower real quick. Or it depends on how active I am that day. So if I have a day where I'm literally it's a chill mode day, and I'm not doing a lot, then I don't think that I'm stinking. Okay. So I won't shower. First off, it's very nice of you to be so honest with us. Because now I'm going to smell you a little bit more. That's cool. But I shower every day. Kat, the only time I don't shower if I'm not feeling well, or maybe one of those Saturday or Sundays where it's like, eh, we're just sitting around the house all day. But I'll shower at least one time, maybe before I go to bed. Shannon, you're a shower, so you're an everyday shower. I shower every day. Now Kev, experts have said it's actually bad for your skin to shower every day. Like, you don't have to shower every day. So I'm not doing it for medical reasons. But I know I don't. I'm just a super, like, I feel yucky if I don't shower, and I'm super self-conscious about the way I smell. So even if I just do a quick, quick, rinsing, I, like, jump in. So even my armpits in my Christmas and get out, I at least do that. I don't know, I'm just, I changed my underwear twice a day. I'm more lenient to believe you and Megan, women, I believe that. Mojo, you're lying. Now, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I shower every day. There are some weeks where it's six days a week. Thank you. I will be honest, there are some times where I fall asleep on the couch at 6 p.m. and I wake up. You know, like, there are those days, but I wash my hair once a week. You are so lucky. I know, but you could tell. I get for women, you know, not washing their hair. I can't, well, I can't go a day even without washing my hair. First of all, Kevin, I don't know why you look at me and think this about me. But I don't know if you know this. I'm a large man with large crevices. And I got to make sure those crevices. Do you wash all your crevices every time you shower? I do, I wash my privates. Not you're right, but like belly button. Oh, yeah, I clean my belly button out. Under butt cheeks. Oh, yeah. Well, your butt's flat. I let the water roll in between my butt cheeks. We can't help it. We both have frog butts. Leave us alone. Frog, by the way, I would like to give Kevin this right now just to clean himself up. I mean, sometimes you got to wipe a ball here and there. But in my mind, I am not. People, listen, give him the number. I don't know the number. Eight, eight, four, four, mojo live. Eight, four, four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight. There have to be people out there who are honest. We don't have to smell. But you cannot tell me that everybody in the world is showering every single day. I just had this conversation with Lucy. Who's done? And probably either just starting to go through puberty or about to. And when we were on vacation recently, I was like, "When was the last time you took a shower?" Because I could smell her hair. And it was before we left. And this is four days into the trip. I was like, "Get in the shower right now." I felt like a terrible mother, but it had probably been three to four days. Anne wanted to talk to Kev. What's up, Anne? I agree with Kev. Come on, Anne. I take the shower every day. I just don't. So I work hybrid. I go into work a few days a week. And I work from home a few days a week. So on the days that I go in, after I come home, I do take a shower because I feel icky dirty. But if I'm at home and I never leave out, I'm not taking a shower. Thank you. Because what's the point? I don't have a specific schedule, but probably every other day-ish I do. But I'm fine. I want you to know, Anne, I shower every day. And even sometimes twice a day, if I know that Chelsea is going to want to make love, which is very rare, but sometimes it happens. Wait, do you shower, Anne and Kev? Will you shower if you know you're going to have sex or after sex? Yeah. Before. Before. Yeah. After. Yeah. Call them whole baths. Whole baths. Yeah. Think bad. Think bad. And then I wear that loomie 72 hour deodorant to it. I'm out of sweaters. Oh, I heard that that's good. Go ahead and try that. I want to try that. Put it everywhere. Oh, I love that commercial. What's up, Gabby? How you doing? Hi, good morning. What's up, Gabby? We're doing good. It's a little stinky in here after Kev did the remix this morning. Your turn. Are you a shower, Gabby? Oh, I do not shower every day, but my mother. She's obsessed with showering every day. I think it's so she has clean sheets. Like she doesn't want to go to bed dirty and dirty the sheets. So she'd rather make sure that she knows that she's clean and goes to bed every day. She showers every day at eight o'clock. So I know if I call home, she'll be in the shower about eight o'clock. Yeah. And she also won't wear like the same shirt twice. Like she's got to wash it. So she won't rehang it even if she's clean. She'll still have to wash it and make sure she doesn't re-wear her clothes unless they've been washed and hung back up. You know, it's interesting. You talk about the clean sheets. That's how Chelsea is too. She does not want to go to bed with dirty sheets. You know, like so if I have like a very aggressive day. You know what I mean? Like if I'm out a lot or whatever, like she'll be like, hey, you ever want to because she doesn't want it to be dirty sheets. Alicia, what's up, Alicia? Hi, longtime listeners. I'm calm. So I do agree with kids. I don't shower every day. I do maybe every other day or every two to three days, like two to three days. Oh geez. Wow. Two to three days. And so I'll still do like the hobo bath, but like jumping in every time. I don't, I don't do it every time. Yeah. I, you know, some people that don't sweat can get away with that stuff. Like I always feel like women can get away with it. Guys, guys can't get away with it. We're dirty people. I'm not that. Yeah, I don't, like the summer, I definitely shower more, but during the winter, I don't sweat as much. So I'll do the hobo bath. Yeah. Do you know what's funny? Is that I feel like cab is one of my sons now, because we could never get our kids to want to take baths. We had to like put fun things in the shower for them. Yeah. Yeah, maybe Kevin needs like fun things in his shower or something. He wants to go in there. All I need is a beats by Dray Pugh. That's all I need is a good playlist. And I'm going to do it. You promised those hours every day if you do it. No, I'm not sure. It's no point to show unless you are working a job that requires you to be extremely active or you go to the gym and work out every day. You do a pistons games after a pistons game, you hopefully take a shower. No, bro, it depends. You're like, I might get home at midnight or something like that. I don't feel like showering that late. I've got to wake up and come here. Medina, you say the cab reminds you of your daughter. Is that right? Yes. My daughter and her little trifling friends. No, Medina, yes. Medina, yes. Yeah. Always smell like outside. I never knew what that smells like until I had a kid. And I'm like, oh, you smell like outside. How old bath is not going to suffice? Wait, how old is your daughter? She's 14 years old. You're 14 year old daughter, hold back. But that's a boy thing. And you should have grew out of that already. 'Cause my brother didn't like to take baths either. So outside does have a smell. It's OK. I just want you to know that we are all judging you. That's cool. Oh, we're all for the judging. Not only you, but everybody have caught in instead that they don't take baths every day. You can smell them through the radio. Can you smell them through the radio? Give it a big whiff. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's terrible. Medina, we need to rave and smell and bring it nasty. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, how much are you gonna drink? All right, Smojo in the morning show. Shannon, this is an interesting story here that now that you got the blended family and the kids all together, Wes's kids now have to learn how to have younger siblings, huh? Oh, yeah. And we've told them that like nothing is going to get past Lucy and Smith. So my kids are 10 and 7, respectfully, okay? Wes's kids are almost 15 and almost 17. So their high school age, my kids are elementary school ages. And my kids are at that age where like they see and hear it all, okay? And so Lucy and Smith know that I am a million percent against smoking. And so anytime they see somebody smoking or vaping, they make a comment, or they like give a death stare or in rare occasions. And I've talked about this before. Smith will yell, "You're going to die!" If you see somebody smoking, which I've really had to say, you can't do that. It is not polite and it scares people. But at least they know do not smoke. Mom is very against it. So the other day he came up to Wes and I, and he had this really serious look on his face and he said he needed to tell us something and he wanted to tell it to us, but he didn't want to be a tattle tale. And we're like, "Well, if somebody is in trouble or in danger, it's not being a tattle tale. You're doing a really good thing." And so he told us that Kieran, who is Wes's son, had a vape in his car, a pink vape. And I'm thinking there is no way, like this kid is so against vaping and smoking. And he hates when he's right to it. Yeah, he's an athlete. I'm like, "We've talked about this with him so many times." I'm like, "There's no way." And Smith was like, "Well, when he took us to breakfast the other day, he had it in the front of his car and he described it." And he was like, "He was holding it in his fingers the whole time we were driving." And I'm like, "What the heck?" Like it sounded so legit. So Wes was like, "Okay, I'm going to go talk to Kieran about it." Went and talked to him about it. Turns out it was a, it's a zip-o lighter. Because Kieran loves to camp. And so he has it for camping stuff. And Smith thought it was a vape and came to us to tell on him. Nothing's getting past him, nothing. You had younger siblings, right? Yeah, I'm the oldest of three girls. So you knew what it was like to have younger siblings that were always in your business? Yes. Isn't that kind of wild? That's funny because all I keep thinking of in my family is that when Luke came around Jacob was so pissed because he could in Joe too, but could never get by anything. Because the younger siblings, always the one that's going to come and tell you stuff. Yeah, that's funny. 844-Mojo-Live 844-665-6548 is a telephone number. I always love the, the tattle tale, the kid that will tattle on the other. You know that he's, he is, Smith is going to be like the, the neighborhood watch for you guys. A million percent. Yeah. He's going to be the most active on our neighborhood face, but the age one. Yeah. The worst is, the worst is, I bet you Karen probably is like, "Wait a second, hey, you know, it's got to get in here." It's like a swisser, a swisser, and then show it to us. And I'm like, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry." Yeah, but now you know, let's go. I'm so sorry. If I'm Karen, I'm glad this situation happened where it was one of those things where I know I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah. Because now I know to watch out what I do around Smith. I know. Yeah. And hide it and hide it well. Yeah. Karen needs to say, "I don't, I don't vape. I just do those things." Dude, this poor kid, this, you know, he does not. I mean, I'm in this mocha. He does not. This poor kid though, like he had his girlfriend over the other night. And Smith sat there with binoculars. Watching them on the room. I'm like, "This is a, this is your new life." Did your siblings do that to you? Like growing up, was it tough? Because your KP is the oldest of six kids. So that had to be like crazy. Yeah, we were always snitching on each other. There's nothing like sibling snitching. Man, would you ever, as, you know, girl growing up and stuff, would you ever bring like a boyfriend or something over to the house to watch a movie? And would your siblings be the watch out for you to make sure that you guys would behave in? They weren't the watch out, but they just love to hang out with whoever I was dating at the time and would like torment them. Just like, you know, help boys throw pillows and do all that stuff. When Joey would bring home girlfriends, Chelsea and I would send Luke downstairs to hide behind the couch and to be like the, they better not be touching Uglies. I don't want him like all of a sudden doing anything downstairs. And it would always, and all of a sudden you'd hear the scream, you'd go, "Mom, can you please get him out of here?" I feel like I was blessed, man. My little sister did not snitch on me. Really? I used to irritate her to no avail. Like, there are some real moments where I got on her nerves, but luckily she never told on me or anything like that. Like, I was blessed. You owe her. I was the, I told on, I always told on my brother Bill. For some reason, and that's why Bill probably to this day, you know, has a little animosity towards me, but I would tell everything on Bill. But Bill had a lot of stuff to tell on. Like Bill was literally, he would sneak, we shared a room together. He would second story building or house. He would jump out the window at night to go see his friends. And then at night, he would sneak in through the garage and try to get in that way without it. You know, we didn't have alarms or anything like that at that time. Roger, what's the age gap between you and your brother? Bill and I are four years different from each other. What about you and your sister? Sometimes, sometimes four. Okay. Yeah, but I also had a sister that was 13 years older than me. So I had an older sister that was a lot older than me. And I remember when she would bring boyfriends and stuff over to the house, all I, I mean, literally, all I wanted to do is hang out with them. There was something about that where you wanted to just kind of hang out. Yeah. This is wild. It's so wild, I think of for, you know, the kids, to all of a sudden one day, you now have a family of a bunch of younger and older siblings. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? That's kind of cool. Like, I don't know what it is, but as a kid, like, as much as you'd probably not want to have, you know, somebody else maybe getting attention and stuff like that. But it's kind of cool that all of a sudden, it's like your family grows a little bit, especially if you only had two or another one other person before that. Yeah. Well, and now they have somebody to drive them. Oh, yeah. To ice cream, to that, you know. That's the coolest. Yeah. Nobody had to go through the baby phase. So you got like cool younger siblings without having to stay up all night to the crime. Yeah, what's up, Nick? How you doing? Good. How are you? Good morning. Good morning. What's going on? First off, long time listener first. I'm calling. Welcome. Everybody from Nick's on the road. And so I'm the youngest out of 10 kids. So I got to see. So I used to be the snitch and my mom was a Jehovah's Witness growing up. And my siblings, of course, I wasn't allowed to go out for Halloween, but they did. And I totally snitched on them. And they were so mad. Oh boy. You better be careful. I know. You get your ass whooped over something like that. Right. Yeah, they totally did. And having a Jehovah's Witness mom, too, very strict. So what's going on, Rob? Not too much. I used to pay off my ex-girlfriend's little sister to keep her mouth shut. What would you have to pay? Like mine? Absolutely. Yeah, like 20, 30 bucks. Yeah. That's a lot. Dude. What do we wait? What were you doing with your ex-girlfriend? You were having a great party. A lot more than we should have. Dog. Hello. It is Ryan. And we could all use an extra bright spot in our day, couldn't we? Just to make up for things like sitting in traffic, doing the dishes, counting your steps, you know, all the mundane stuff. That is why I'm such a big fan of Chumba Casino. Chumba Casino has all your favorite social casino style games that you can play for free any time anywhere with daily bonuses. So sign up now at Chumba Casino dot com. That's Chumba Casino dot com. Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. V.G.W Group, forward, we're prohibited by law. 18 plus terms and conditions apply. Low turn of mornings, dirty on the 30. All right, guys. It is finally the weekend. Yes. We got the dirty on the 30 right now. Shannon, what you got trained in this hour? Well, I have a very interesting little update to last night's NATO press conference and president, Joe Biden's campaign, if you've been following along, who has not been following along. And if you did not watch the nearly hour long press conference last night, there were a couple of oopsies like this one. I'm going to pick vice president Trump to be vice president but I think she's not qualified to be president. So let's start there. Introducing Ukraine's president Zelensky came out like this. Oh, I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination. Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin. Yeah, and then he corrected that one right away and said, Oh, not president Putin. He's going to beat president Putin. But MSNBC is morning Joe co-host Joe Scarborough and Mika Brazil. Is it Mika, Mika Brazil's game? Me. I think it's Mika. Who, by the way, you know, they're they're an item. I don't know if they're husband and wife, but they, uh, yeah, they they smash. Well, they were speculating after the press conference last night that former president Barack Obama is behind the efforts to kill president Biden's reelection campaign. What's going on behind the scenes is, is the Biden campaign and many democratic officials do believe that Barack Obama, uh, is is quietly working behind the scenes to orchestrate this. They pointed to Obama's influence and suggested that the former president was the one who was behind George Clooney's New York Times op-ad that we talked about yesterday, which called for Biden to abandon his reelection bid. Joe Biden is deeply resentful of his treatment under, uh, not only the Obama staff, but also the way he was pushed aside for Hillary Clinton. He's deeply resentful of those trying to shove him out of the way. He's always felt like an outsider, always felt like people have looked down upon him. By the way, um, uh, Joe Scarborough, I think is really good friends with, uh, with Joe Biden with President Biden. I think they're, they're, they're, they're pretty, uh, they're pretty tight. Um, that's an interesting theory because I always thought that it was, uh, President Obama that got, uh, Joe Biden to run like was the person that told them, Hey, you need to run for Obama is a Mac debt. You know, so I didn't, I didn't know that that's an interesting, uh, thought on his part. You should be able to cite some sources, man. You can't just come out on television and just be able to say whatever you want and then leave it up to people because sometimes they're saying operatives because Democratic operatives, it's interesting. That was from Fox News. You probably would believe it, but if this is MSNBC, but it's a headline and they probably need rightness, whatever case, maybe my whole thing is an immediate and specifically on television in a news field. Yeah, broadcasters can literally say whatever they want. Don't have to follow up every morning with the dirty on the 30s put her in the pot bin. It's, it's a gumbo of BS. That's all I'm saying. And not only on this story, but people can say whatever they want. And that can be the lasting impression that is left on someone's mind. And you never, he can come out and say, Obama is behind the scenes trying to get Biden to, to move away from his seat. And that's the headline. That's the sentence. No sources, no, like, come on. You can just say that and move on. Why women, I'm black women. All right. I understand not having to quote it for like safety of the people giving you quotes. Like I get that, but I'm no, I'm I'm agreeing with you. But like in some instances, anybody can say anything and you can just say a source said this. So it must be true. We do it every day, though, with stories about this, you know, we're doing it with Diddy right now. And with, well, I know who I have a great source for all of the Diddy stuff, but I cannot name her. Right. Because she has asked to not be named. That's how you know she is. And I'm not trying to compare the President Biden thing to to Diddy. But I'm saying is that's how this, how it always has worked where people are claiming sources. There's people that do that with Trump. And they say that, you know, Trump did this or Trump did that. And I have a source that does this. But you know, listen, I'm going to say this, that it is very interesting. This is a very interesting time. And the proof is in the pudding and obviously that 90 minute debate was not a good thing for President Biden. But last night was not great for him either. No, but right to what you said, Shannon, that's my point with the whole safety thing. Like in that instance, like, I'm worried for that source. Right. You know, yeah, yeah. President Harry, President, oh my God, Shannon, she shouldn't be on the show. You know what it was. It was that shot you gave here. Prince Harry, there we go. Accepted the Pat Dilman award at yesterday's SBS ceremony, the Prince receiving the award in recognition of the 10th anniversary of his Invictus Games. The truth is, I stand here not as Prince Harry, Pat Tilman award recipient, but rather a voice on behalf of the Invictus Games Foundation and the thousands of veterans and service personnel from over 20 nations who have made the Invictus Games a reality. This award belongs to them, not to me. By the way, he did thank Pat Tilman's mom last night. So he thanked. And a nice way or a putty way? No, in a great way. Very nice. I would have been petty. And I watched. I didn't know. I think that might have been Pat Tilman's wife. I don't know who that was that was in the audience, but they also showed the Tillman some of the Tillman family when he was speaking. He actually, I thought his speech was great last night. He and Meghan Markle skipped the red carpet, which I thought was very interesting. They just magically showed up in their seats. But if they did go to the red carpet, everybody would be like, look at that. They are damned if they do and damned if they don't agree with you. You know how I feel about this. Other award recipients last night, real quick, the best MLB player went to Shohei, Otani of the Dodgers, best NFL player, Patrick Mahomes, best college athlete in women's sports. Your girl, Caitlin Clark for Iowa basketball, the best WNBA player, Asia Wilson from the Vegas aces and the best comeback athlete Simone Biles, for nobody was there. Nobody accepted their awards. I thought there was like no celebrities. Yeah. Yeah, no stars. No. And maybe because the Olympics kept some people away, but Patrick Mahomes, I didn't see Patrick Mahomes was he there last night. I didn't see him. I think he and his wife are on vacation. But and lastly, did he speaking of his 83 year old mom, Janice has been hospitalized for chest pains as the disgraced rapper is under federal investigation and facing all of those sexual assault lawsuits. I guess she was rushed to the hospital in South Florida after complaining about some discomfort in her chest. I don't know what the cause of the pain was. She is still in the hospital for observation for all of today's dirty catch up on the podcast on the free I heart radio app or motor in the morning dot com celebrity dirt directly to the source is Mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 Smojo in the morning show. Is this possible? Is it possible that a grown person? I pay taxes. I don't know if you guys know that. I pay taxes. A grown person can be grounded, but I am grounded this weekend. You are doing what? I am grounded. I'm not allowed to do anything. I'm not allowed to go out and play with my friends. I have tried to do there's like four things that I need to do. There's like four things on my task list. One of them is I've been trying to clean my my closet in my garage out like of all the crap like Chelsea and I are trying to get rid of crap. And I always start the project and I don't finish it. That's that's yes, I'm I'm very bad at that. Believe it or not, I look like a very together person. And I got that. I got I do have taxes. Believe it or not to do for breaking entering Christmas wish. So Stuart Sack has been waiting for that for a long time. And then I have like two things that Chelsea has asked me to to do that I can't reveal on the radio, but I will at at a later time because it's very, very big news for the family. But she asked me and she said to me, she goes, are you going to do him this weekend? And I said, well, I was thinking about going golf and with Grant on, you know, Saturday, I was like thinking about and then I'm like, and I got a grad party tonight and all this stuff. And I'm trying to think of all the stuff. And she goes, you're grounded for this weekend. And I thought that that was so funny that I'm that made me start thinking to myself, is there anybody that legitimately has ever been grounded as an adult as a grown adult? And when I mean grown adult, you're over the age of 18. Like maybe you live with your parents and they told you you can't do something. Maybe you are married. Your spouse says no more going out to the bars because you'd come home a little crazy. Can you ground like, could you imagine Shannon, you grounding West? Yes. Can you imagine him grounding you? Yes. Which one's more realistic? Probably him grounded me actually. Would you be grounded for? Would you be grounded for? Chopping. Like, as we're trying to get rid of crap, I just keep buying crap. And it's like, my whole Acadia is filled with crap that I bought off Facebook marketplace. He is going to kill me, but he's out of town until tonight. So you got to find a place for it. What's he going to do? He's not going to sit. Megan, has Scott Mick ever grounded you? I don't think he could ground me. I wouldn't listen if he did. I would just get up and leave. No, I don't think I could ever be grounded as an adult, but I think that the punishment I get threatened with enough is I'll be written out of his will and then I'll listen. That's worse than being told you can't do something. Correct. 844-Mojo live, 844-665-6548. I feel like Cav's mom would still ground him. For some reason, I get to see your mom going, Kevin, it's nothing that she could hold over me, though. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't live with her. I don't like, she doesn't pay any of my bills. So it's like, what could she ground you or send you to your room when you're a kid? My mom is the biggest reason I am who I am and a free spirit. She used to let me and my sister do whatever the hell we want. Really? Oh, she's a let us go to the limits. Man, I probably should have got one more. I should have married her instead of Chelsea. I'd be able to go out and do something. Actually, you know what's funny? I don't think I would have that stuff laying around because your mom would probably beat my ass if I didn't get that stuff done. Well, here's, okay. Well, now that I'm reminiscing, there was a moment in my early 20s when I was living at home and my grandmother and my mom, they came in my room and my grandma's a clean freak. So if my room was dirty and she came over to us, she would like clean my room. And I have all of these bottles of alcohol just in my room because after parties, I would take the bottles home and finish off the liquor. And I couldn't go to a party for like a month or something like that. That was like the only time. That was it. What's up, Brenda? I don't know. How are you guys? We're good. What's going on? We're talking about adults getting grounded. Before I moved out, I used to live with my mom until I was about 21, 22. And I would have a curfew of like 10, like 10, 30, 11 o'clock at night. No. And I, with being the rebellious person that I am, used to just not come home until like 1 o'clock in the morning. And I would get grounded all the time for that. Even the age like 2021. Is that why you moved out of the house or did they kick you out of the house? It's one of the bigger reasons why I moved out. Ooh, we smoked. Careful. Oh, be careful. Somebody just cut you off or what happened? No, just someone pulled out of a parking spot while I was coming in. Oh geez, be careful. Okay. It's all good. I'm working now. Thank you for the call. Appreciate it. Be safe. Have a great week. Of course. Thanks for having me. Renee says her husband won't let her do things. Would you consider it grounding? Renee? I'm talking to me. I'm sorry. Yeah. Like it's a new kid with a black summer tour. And I'm going to the Detroit show. I'm going to New York. I'm going to Florida. He's like, you know what? I'm gonna be able to get a new house. Oh geez. I'm like, he's like new kids have a blocker in your house. What do you want to do? I'm like, we'll be okay. How many shows do you really need to go to? Oh, I go to the cruises. I go everywhere. Do you really? So you're like, hard coffee. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I have a tattoo on my arm and everything. Oh my god. Wow. Okay. Yeah. He's like, no, we need to. Wow. Don't you want a bigger house. I'm like, we'll be okay. You knew about this before I met you. That's well. You see, you grew up with them and now you're literally still with them. No. Still with them. The first time I went out to dinner with them, I told them this, this, this, this stuff caught out of Donny's in the window. And this is the way. Oh my god. I cut out Donny's in the window. Oh my gosh. Emily, what's going on? That is crazy. Good. What's going on? We're talking about adults being grounded. Yeah. So I am 26. I live on my own and I have two kids. And if there's one thing I'll do, it's go shopping and buy stuff for my kids. And she grounded me. I was not allowed to leave my house. She tracked my location. And if I was at a store, she called me and told me to go home. So you're wait, but you don't live with your mom? No. And she still has has that much control over you that she's agrounding you as a 26 year old, your own mother. We share our location for safety purposes. Yeah. So, but like if she can't get a hold of me or something, she'll see where I'm at to make sure I'm okay. That's wild. That's like a digital conservator. That is really clear. So it's okay. It's kind of like, it's almost like having a probation officer separates your mother. Listen to this text message. Can't go on the air. This is from two for eight can't go on the air, but my husband is grounded from going on a guy's weekend trip because the last time that he went, he ended up going to a strip club and paying for strippers. Oh, what's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? You're the wife at home. You don't want to have know that your hard earned money is going towards some girl shaking her eyes. Yeah. He went on a guy's trip. He went to a strip club. You're not married yet right now. Wait, I mean, I don't even I don't go strip club. So that's not my thing. But I feel like this is going straight with it. Yeah. No, there are places he can't go. It's not like he went to a whorehouse and like, yes, actually somebody went to a strip. Probably won't even his idea. I don't think he's sticking up for the guy. I know. I got to look at him first. I got to see what he looks like first before I make a judgment on whether or not I'm going to to trust this guy. All right. It's Mojo in the morning show. Megan and you're in the AM ASMR. Oh my god. Every single night. ASMR is the only way I can fall asleep. I feel so bad for my future partner. They don't exist because I have to play. It has to be so specific. And here's the thing. This is for all my ASMR people. What is going on with all of these tiktok live ASMRs that are getting wildly out of control? Like, I want to say for the first time ever, the internet is across the line. You know what I mean? Why is it? I feel like ASMR seems creepy to me of like some of them can be super creepy. The mouth noise is one really creepy. No, I'm okay with that. It's the ones where they're like, I wish I had a spoon or something. They always do it with like a spoon, but they're like, yeah. What is it? Yeah, it looks a lot of noises. I like just like the soft say that clip. No, I hate like no, I like this off talk. Don't talk. Don't do any. I don't like the tip, tip, tip. No, if I get ASMR on my page, I immediately block that account. Oh, I love it. And tiktok knows I fall asleep to it every night. I fall asleep on tiktok live every night. So at like 10, 9, 9 p.m. 9 ish, it starts just serving me a ton of them on my for you page. And they're getting weirder and weirder because all of the ASMR accounts are trying to compete with each other. And last night, this live comes across my face of a or my for you page, Jesus. It is fun. I think on of this woman washing somebody's feet in ASMR. Oh my God. And I said, what kind of fetish BS is happening on my for you page right now? Yeah, that's weird. Like I am responsible for this. It's my own actions that led me here. This is it? Yeah, I sent it in the group chat. There's a video. I took a scream recording because it was so wild. And as this is happening, right? I'm like, who's just sitting there with your feet in a bolt? Like this is so wild. That is crazy. But it gets even weirder because about halfway through that video, she flips the foot entirely around. I did not know it was a fake foot. It's the most realistic fake foot I've ever seen in my entire life. And it scared the bejesus out of me. What is going on on the internet? And why is it so weird? Why? I don't know. Why are 600 people in the live watching it? Because it's I'm sure a fetish thing. Oh my God. That's crazy. By the way, this lady looks like the type of lady that I do not want to have a fetish with. I'm looking at her. I'm going, this is the last thing in the world I want to do is fetish with this lady. You're not wrong? Oh my God. You're not wrong? Oh my God. Oh, that's bad. Summit like so Lucy is super into ASMR stuff on like YouTube shorts and like she watches this like sharp doll stuff, sharper doll like testing on cheeks. I talked to you about this before. The googles. Yeah, where it's like, oh, sharp or dull. Sharp or dull. I thought you were saying sharper. No, sharp or dull or they like poke people's faces with sharp things or dull things. Yes. I'm like, what in the heck are you like? And it's on the ASMR channels. Yes. I love them. Because you can find out if you have nerve damage through those videos. Okay. I see people being poked like a fork. I don't understand what is happening. You guys don't fall asleep. Like that's something interesting or I have just like like a murder show is Dateline. That's what gets me. Now we know. By the way, explain so much. We have a noise machine that that will fall asleep too. But I don't what, um, Mojo on the morning. Hello. Hi there. Hi, what's going on? Hi, I was just going to tell Megan that, um, Johnny, um, it's my favorite ASMR kick tracker. He is Filipino. He is amazing. What is he? What is he like? What's his ASMR specialty? Oh, so he does like makeup. He does like water noises. Um, he does hair brushing. It's amazing. Johnny the Filipino. Yeah. Okay. There's actually a local girl in two million followers. Her user name is Livy Love ASMR and I'm obsessed with hers. What does she do? She does a lot of really interesting videos that she posts where she's like putting on makeup or she's doing something, but she dubs over different sounds and I love she's so cute too. I love her. Oh my gosh. Um, hold on one second. I'm getting a text from Ashley next who's asking me to call her hurry. She's got an emergency. If you don't mind, I dial her up and just see what the hell's going on. Here we go. What's up? Hi, Ashley. What's going on? We're on the radio right now. We're doing. We got a major market radio show going on here. What's going on? Right. So we have this, um, contest going on. I kissed a boy last week and Joe was like, what is it with? They can think of boys and his girls. And I was like, dude, you and Jeff know each other for a long time. Why? You guys haven't kissed him on lips before? He was like, no, I'm like, there's nothing wrong with it. So I said to myself, how about we get on YouTube and you guys just give each other a nice fat one on the lips and Joe goes, wait, wait, wait. How about if we get 1500 subscribers on our YouTube, go ahead and search the Joe show on YouTube and you can find us to get his 1500 subscribers and Joe and Jen agreed to kiss each other on the lips. We are at 900 subscribers. When you love to see your son kiss Jen on the lips, I kind of honestly would rather have him give him tongue. I don't know. Oh, how about for 2000 subscribers? 2000 he does the reach around? 2000 by the end of the show. I'll take my pants off. Okay. Wait. So wait a second. So I'm sorry. So so this is that that is actually interesting. I think I've kissed another guy on the lips, but it's only been my dad or my kids. That's that's nothing wrong with it. Dad, we've kissed on the lips. What up, Tom Brady? I know. By the way, Jen is one to know he's a great kisser. He's a really good kisser. He didn't he didn't he didn't hunch. That would be weird, man. That's my kid you're talking about here. Yeah. What are you perverted? I don't know. So I've got some father said relationships. I don't know if they do this. They'd be the hottest men in radio in Tampa that kissed each other and it would go all over the news networks. We'd make it so so are we there. Are you coming on our show trying to get our listeners to go follow you to go away from our show? 1000 percent. Oh, Christ, 1000 percent. Oh, my God. Call Elvis Duran. Father him. No, you're not allowed to do that. We've got one call and that's it. It's not on the air in your show, right? Yes, we are. Yes. We do it. Come on. You guys ever wanted to see Joe and Jack kiss? What is wait? What is the what is the YouTube? It's it's the Joe show 93 3 FLD. And if you need help finding us, go ahead and text us 97720. Terry will see the link and we can write this going down today at 9 20. If you do it at 9 20, I guarantee you at 9 25. I'll give you that thousand dollar keyword to win 1k. Oh, my God. Can I tell later this morning, I want to tell a story about talking to Ashley. I actually called Ashley yesterday afternoon. And when I was talking to her, her picture on her thing popped up. And it was a a thirst trap picture that mistakenly came up. I have to tell the story later this morning about that. Okay, about seeing Ashley's pictures that she was sending people. Hey, why didn't I get it? And then it's going to change again because it's going to change to Joe and Jack kissing each other on my contact photo. Oh, my God. All right, we'll talk to you guys later. We'll see you. I love you guys. Bye. Take care yourself. I like that, by the way, that's that we, why don't we start doing that? Let's just start calling. We'll call the Bobby bone show and tell Bobby bones. That's worked out for us well in the past. Bobby, Bobby, if you would like to see Shannon and Megan kiss, well, you can be able to get a heartbeat and Shannon would run away going, why don't we do that for followers? Just do it right now. Let's get some fun. No, we're we are real live right now. Are we on our YouTube? Yeah, we are. You say she already grab your boobs, Megan. I respect Westing much to do that. He doesn't mind. I would do it to you, Shannon, but I would never do that to him. Hey, hold on a second. Megan, somebody somebody just told me of some great ASMR for you to fall sleep to instead of the lady that's rubbing feet and cleaning feet and stuff like that. I'm nervous because I know this is going in bad direction by the tone of your voice. No, no, this is really good. This is if you if you like 85 year old men, I do doing ASMR. Here you go. Hold on a second. No, they came back and said there's no where you can win. Me. No, I'm saying. Don't pull since then. Hey, you got some ASMR there from President Biden, right? Go join the morning's dirty on the 30. Shannon, what do you got in this hour's dirty on the 30? Well, President Joe Biden making a campaign stop his fourth this year in Michigan today. So just downtown Detroit, I believe, right? Is that you? You know what? I'll be really honest with you. I don't know where. And I was I just am looking. Yeah, I don't know specifically where. Yeah, I think it is. I know it's Detroit, but I don't know where. It says final details of the president's visit to Detroit have not yet been released by his campaign. Does that change in the past couple of hours? Yeah. And do we know if he's staying the night or if he's like on to the next stop? Because no, if he stays the night, it's it's the only time I am how to live downtown is when he stays the night. Yeah, I just keep hearing Detroit, but I don't have like a specific. Here we go. Hold on a second. I think we might have something. Wait a second. Hold on. Stand by. No, no, no sources. When he stays, he stays right here. It's so hard to get in or out. And then there's secret service everywhere. It's insane. Is it normal for a president, even if it's like election year to be here four times already? I mean, we only in a seven month. Well, this is four times this year. Yeah, back. I mean, listen, in 2020 they everybody was, you know, they were both visiting Michigan numerous times. And Ohio. And Ohio gets a big one too. Yeah. Oh, I was a big one. Well, let's talk about while you're doing that, Mojo. Let's talk about last night's NATO press conference because it was no surprise to me or I think to anybody who was watching that the very first question the president fielded was about his mental fitness to remain a candidate and whether vice president Kamala Harris could step in should he not see himself up for the job. Pick vice president Trump to be vice president. I think she's not qualified to be president. So let's start there. Well, Donald Trump quick to pounce on that one writing on social media. Great job, Joe. He was asked about it later in the press conference by NBC's Peter Alexander. Respectfully earlier, you misspoke your opening answer. You referred to vice president Harris as vice president Trump. Right now, Donald Trump is using that to mock your age and remembering. How do you combat that criticism from tonight? Listen to him. You know, it's interesting about these press conferences. So they, you know, call upon people and stuff, you know, to keep it in with decorum. But when he made that misstep, they waited till the very end. And it was actually the Peter Alexander thing that, you know, as he's walking off the stage, why doesn't the guy who asked the question go? No, no, no, you meant, I don't know why if they're scared to correct him or if they're told not to correct him. I'm sure they're told not to correct him. He did tweet last night, by the way, president Joe Biden. By the way, yes, I know the difference. One's a prosecutor and the other's a felon. By the way, you wrote that or do you have some? No, he had something about that. That flub, by the way, came not long after he mixed up the names of the president of Ukraine and Vladimir Putin in some comments he was making about NATO. I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination. Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin. I just went. Um, the latest in the Alec Baldwin in voluntary manslaughter trial that continues in a New Mexico courtroom today. Lawyers for Alec Baldwin trying to pick apart the police investigation into the fatal rust shooting, focusing on a search of a warehouse that supplied some of the ammo to the film, but also stored live rounds at the same time. And when you left that search, you are not, as you sit here. Sure. You got every live round, are you? No. Defense attorney Alex Spiro pressing the Santa Fe County crime scene technician about why that search more than a month after the shooting did not produce any surveillance video from the warehouse. You didn't take the surveillance footage, even though that footage could have shown when people came and left the prop house correct. I don't recall if there was surveillance footage. With jurors paying close attention, Spiro accusing authorities of rushing their investigation. This is the truth that you were just trying to get this over with, so that the prosecutors could focus on Alec Baldwin. No. But prosecutors saying the warehouse owner, Seth Canty, had nothing to do with the live rounds getting on to set. Hannah Gutierrez, the film's armor, who's currently serving her 18 month prison sentence, is expected to testify here according to her attorney. We're also told she will likely plead the 5th. Mola Maggie ABC News. Yeah. Alec Baldwin, again, facing up to 18 months in prison, if he is convicted. Has that movie already come out yet? No. I don't think it ever will, do you? Well, they said they finished filming. Yeah, I was going to say they, and remember, um, Helene Huggins, a husband, and is the producer. Yeah. Came a part of it. Yeah. Yeah. How they were paying him and to avoid the civil law. I don't know. There's been criminals with this. Yeah. And I think, would you guys want to go see it? No, I, uh, I would have won a shot before this anyway. But I give it a shot. Yeah. I give it a shot. Terrible. There you go. Terrible. All right. Ben Affleck. No, no. How do you stop that? I don't mean to say that. I'm sorry. You knew he was. That's the only reason why he asked if the movie was coming out because he had that joke. Oh, like joke time is over. What time has been done? Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez have publicly now listed the Beverly Hills Manson. They purchased together last year for 68 million bucks. Yet another sign that the marriage is over. The listing is for the 12 bedroom 24 bathroom mansion, 38,000 square feet. It went up yesterday. Now, Ben's already moved out, told you about this. He's been living in a $100,000 rental home near his ex wife, Jennifer Garner, and there are three kids. And it's interesting to me, like, every day on all of the like gossip sites, it's like, what do you bring on? What do you bring on? What do you bring on? What do you bring on? What do you bring on today? Like, there's split up. I'm I'm so at the point of their split up. It's not even funny. My next question now becomes, who would ever need 24 bath? Exactly. That's what I wonder. Is that insane? And you have to flush them, right? Are they like, rot out? So like, is there somebody who can hire somebody for that? That's the toilet for sure. I've had a couple of nights where Chelsea wished I had 24 bathers. Hold on a second. Wait, where's my room shot for that one? Oh, myself, my own room shot. Can I get myself my own laugh track, too? Sure. Was my not count? Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, you got to have got to tell me it's a joke, and I'll hit it for you. It is officially out. Eminem dropped the death of Slim Shady, you could have got overnight. And he says, by the way, it's a conceptual album. So he's telling fans, you need to listen to the songs in order where they won't make sense. What did you just say? A coup d'et? Isn't that what it's called? A coup d'et? Isn't that Billy, intern Billy, but that's Slim Shady, coup d'et? I mean, it's just like a phrase. Yes, that is intern Billy's famous line when he was playing that video game with Joey. Oh, the coup d'et? Yes, yes, yes. It is. It is. Yeah. I want to play you two of the songs. So do we have both of them? I have the one with jelly roll. It's called, well, it's a cover, not a cover, but a clap of somebody save me. That I chose drugs and put them above you. Sorry that I didn't love you enough to give them up. I love you more than a pill looking up to the ceiling from this floor wonder. Will somebody save me? Me for myself? Love it. Here's another song off the new album is called fuel. By the way, if you were in downtown Detroit last night, you may have seen the truck parked outside of mom spaghetti playing all of the music videos. 19 tracks on the album again. He says you got to listen to them in order. There's some skits on there as well. It's not a big Sean. It's not like a creeper of last night walking by mom's spaghetti and I kept bought by it quite a few times last night. Is he in there? Is he in there? Is this a surprise? I wasn't in the album. For all of today's dirty get cut up on the podcast on the free iHeart radio app or mojo in the morning dot com. Alright, it's mojo in the morning show. Lydia is actually out sick today, so she is not feeling well. KP's been doing double duty today. What's up? Working working very hard. KP just moved into a new apartment. Did you guys hear about that? I did. I want to see some pictures of it. I would love to show you pictures. I'm getting very cozy. Her fourth apartment in the last four years. By the way, are you going to do this every year? You're going to move to a new place? That's the goal. It's not actually. I really want to stay in one place for a long time, but I had the craziest move. It was insane. We were all off in the 4th of July, like the whole week. I took off a couple of days to move and had the worst movers I have ever. Actually, I take it back. I've never had movers. This was to save my stress because instead of paying my friends with beer and pizza, I just wanted to pay movers. Two men in a truck? No, it was some friend's uncle. I didn't realize that until they showed up with an uncle and two kids. What do you mean by that? An uncle and two kids. This guy showed up with his kids and I'm like, "Oh, are you the movers?" He's like, "Yeah." Like, "Oh." Was it like a legit moving company? No, they pulled a bit of U-Haul. Wait, but you called the book it and it seemed like it was a legit place. They sent me a moving contract and everything and I looked it over it, but I had pre-packed everything, pre-boxed everything, wrapped, disassembled. All of it was in the center of my apartment for them to just pick up and carry to their truck. They quoted me for three hours. These dudes stayed for six hours. Did you have to pay for the extra? Yes. And I was levered, but I couldn't show them that I was levered because they were taking all of my things and putting it in the truck and I didn't want them to drive away in their U-Haul and never come back. So I couldn't tell them to hurry. Like, how do you tell somebody that they're going too slow? You don't, you know? You passively say, "What time do we think we're going to be heading to the new place?" That's a good way to do it. I liked it. I did that a couple times and every time it would be, "Yeah, I think it's going to be a little bit longer than we expected." Okay. Yeah, it'd be so mad. Oh, I was, I didn't know what to do because all of, I, I was actually moving alone. It was just me and then I had one of my really good friends last minute help me. So she was there kind of with me monitoring the situation, but if Mamma Capy was there. Oh, they would have had a fire under their ass. How old are these kids that we're talking about? I would say like 16. And that's not a kid, but in, in someone that's moving like valuables and like, when you hire movers, you're looking for somebody experienced to move your belongings. And professional stuff. Yeah. Like, I went out into my hallway and there were mirrors that were not wrapped. They were about to put it into the truck and I'm like, "Are you going to wrap my mirror?" And they're like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it." And then, and this is not me trying to be rude or anything. I mean, people could have to have experience to get experience, but I was paying a lot for inexperience. Yeah. I was walking up the stairs and I just hear cool. Oh, no. Cool. And I go up to the top and I see the kid with the box in his hands. He was each step pulling the box down. No. At a time. And I said, I said, "Hey." And he's like, "Hey." Like, what's a map box? And he's like, "Oh, it's just his jim-bang." Like, yeah, that probably wouldn't assume that that's the only thing that's in it. My camera equipment's there, so probably pick that up. And it was, actually. So it was just like a series of events and then there's more, but this is the best part and you're going to love this. I think the reason the time was so long was because each one of them were taking 20 minute potty breaks every hour to go number two in my bathroom. In your bathroom. Yes. Which I understand, like, if you have movers or whatever, if you really have to go, you've got to go. If you're in my neighborhood, you need to use a toilet. You got to Starbucks down the street. Yeah. I don't know. Like, when you move, you want your place clean when you leave. If you hired somebody to clean it already, or maybe you cleaned it to move out, you don't want people blowing up your toilet. Nobody, you don't want the movers to be the first one to drop a deuce in your toilet. Exactly. Like, come on, man. I wanted to do that. That's the question. Man. It's terrible. It was like the worst dress of my life. And then he gave me the bill and I'm like, this is the bill for being just KP, I guess. You do often have KP moments like that, don't you? All the time. I don't know. I feel like you don't know until you know, in that situation, I learned that I am never ever hiring anybody to move my stuff without knowing that they're professional. See, I wonder, like, yesterday, I had no idea until we talked about it. I'll show yesterday that restaurants no longer have delivery folks. They like, I'll source you to do it. Most of them. So I wonder, is that the same thing with this moving company? Where they are? Yeah, that might be the case. Yeah, they find some guys to work for them. I asked him, I asked the dude, I'm like, so how long have you been doing this? And he's like, oh, I used to work for a moving company. And now I've owned my own company for five years. I got my own truck that I go get at the gas station on the street. You all they charged me a truck fee. And maybe that's normal, maybe not. And I'm like, bro, you literally charged me twice the amount as if I were to hire, like if I were to get my own U-Haul, I would have paid less. You know what the truck the truck fee was exactly the U-Haul and him to go to McDonald's for his lunch during the day. And they did. They said they told me they didn't even tell me they were going to take a lunch. They go, they told me, oh, yeah, we're just going to go to Jersey Mike, and we'll come back in like an hour. And I'm like, and I hear him question. I hate his voice. I love her. Again, I understand people have to eat, but you I quoted, I was quoted for three hours total. And now you're taking a mid six hour break. They didn't charge you for that. They didn't charge you for the lunch. And I made you to confirm with, I was like, so you're leaving right now. Let me talk to the movers real quick. Excuse me, Mr. Mover. How long is, are you going to be taking a break for? Oh, give her, give her take 45 minutes depending on if they have honey ham. Lines a bit long. Excuse me, sir. Are you from downriver? You sound like you have a downriver. Oh, no, no, I'm not. Let me guys hold on Trenton. Maybe Trenton, where are you from? No. Chelsea Michigan. Oh, Chelsea. Oh, that, that makes sense there. That's a little. Grew a small tone. I can't. I can't believe that you had to deal with this. I that. By the way, you can tell that mama K P was probably out of town or something. Yeah, if mama K P to grab the horns on this one K P's mother for those that didn't get that mama K P is K P's mom. She would have those. She's a ball buster. Mr. Mover, you would have had your ass whooped. Yeah, he would have. Yeah, I would have been worried about having to continue moving by myself, like them leaving right being like, I'm out of here with with having five siblings. What the hell do you need movers for? You just call a brothers and my siblings are so over moving me. Well, you got to stop moving my heart to tell him to do it. No, but you needed to get out of that place that you were in. I know, but they all work. It was Monday. That was the only time that I could take off because we were off as a whole show. Do you know these people that that move from place to place? I obviously it's like they're almost like gypsies, but you it's almost like they're running from the law. Like I feel like K P has had so many apartments that it feels like for your bills catch up to you in the mail at all. Never. That's why I keep moving. Yeah. Every time your lease comes up, the way that your rate goes. Astronaut. Yeah, that's where the roof from lease to lease is insane. Really? It's so insane. So apartment living and you know, renting and stuff is kind of a pain in the ass. The last time at my last apartment, my rent went up $400 a month from lease to lease. Wow, that's a significant difference. Yeah, that's great. My my lease went up for my current place and we were moving downtown. So I'm like, I might as well just move closer to where we're going to be. So one day. She didn't access to move because I remember the last time she did. Yeah. Remember the last time you access to help you move? Yeah. And the only person that helped me was Zach. Yeah. So it's kind of broke his back. And I would help you move again. God, you are such a sweetie. I didn't want to ask Zach. I really didn't. Don't ask us. Because then my grandma would have made you move more furniture in her house. Kevin's got Chipotle to go to. I got a golf game to go to. Megan's got to segue some stuff at the station. I always say, say the kids have something. When somebody asked you to move, heaven, what did you want to say? Hi, I've moved quite a few times in the past 10 years. And every time I hire movers, I always tell them when I get there, the faster you get this done, the bigger your tip. And they always just like hustle and get it done quickly. I wish I would have said that. That would have been such a good motivator. That actually is really smart. And do you find that they legit like move stuff fast knowing that they're going to get a little extra money? Oh, yeah. Like they'll quote me like four hours and they'll be done in like three, three and a half. God, that is so smart. Yeah. How does it go from three hours to six? Sometimes to like, I like take care of them. Like, if it's done, like, I'm trying to, you know, not pay all this money because if I just moved two weeks ago and it was 166 an hour. So I was like, you want this money or you want me to pay them? Like, what did you pay an hour? They were charging me one 15 hour. Wow. And I'll be honest, my last move I didn't have movers. I used my brother and my dad and I quickly learned that was a mistake and I should pay the astronomical moving fees because it's so difficult to move. Yeah, it is. I just didn't want anybody getting hurt having to take stuff up and downstairs anymore. Like my favorite is when people that are friends of yours, and I don't know heaven if you've ever done this before to friends, when you say to them, hey, move. And then at the end, we're going to have like a dinner together and party and everything. I'm like, let's just cut the moving out and have the party. Like, why do you have to bribe me with food? And then when I was when I was single, I would literally move thinking I was going to get a piece of ass, like for like single girlfriends and stuff. Never happened. Never. Not one yet. All of a sudden, her good looking boyfriend would walk in when my big fat butt is sitting there, you know, moving the couches and stuff. I had to move a water bed one time with the water still in it. That's what you're going to do with that. You had to carry tubes of water. There were tubes of water that they didn't, which you don't want to release the stuff. What's going on? How are you doing, Brett? Hey, good. How are you guys doing? Good. What's happening? We're talking about KP's move from hell. Yeah. So we we moved from LaVoni to Howell. And if you don't mind driving the U-Haul, we actually U-Haul has a service where it was like 150 extra if they wanted to load from where you were moving from or like 150 if you just wanted them to help unload. And they just will meet you at your location. And they busted it out in like 45 minutes. And it was awesome. That's amazing. That is really good. By the way, a moving company should advertise on the show because look at all these people that are saying that they've had moving issues. That would be a great client for the radio station. Yeah, I had two men in a truck quote me and it was going to be like $1,000 just to help me load. And then this U-Haul thing was like 150 total because I just had them help me unload. And it was like I just stood there, told them what room to go in. They're like in and out and it was awesome. Brett, do you have like a whole house or was it a one bedroom apartment? It was a whole house. I mean, I have my wife, my daughter. We had a basement. Oh, wow. So I literally got so, so played by these movers. I was originally supposed to pay 350. I ended up paying $900. Oh my god. And I knew I was being taken advantage of as soon as they started using my bathroom and it was leaving all the time. That's crazy. I know. Yeah, that's ridiculous. The uncle and the nephews. That's by the way, a name for a mover. It's who I was going to know. Whatever you hated, your uncle, your uncle was creepy. You don't want to move in your stuff, right? It's time for today's Lucky Land horoscope with Victoria Cash. Life's gotten mundane, so shake up the daily routine and be adventurous with a trip to Lucky Land. You know what they say. Your chance to win starts with a spin. So go to luckylandslots.com to play over 100 social casino style games for free for your chance to redeem some serious prizes. Get lucky today. At luckylandslots.com. Available to players in the US, excluding Washington and Michigan, no purchase necessary. VGW group, void repurhibited by law, 18 plus turns in condition supply. Mojo in the morning show. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, X Twitter, and YouTube, whatever they call it. All this stuff. Follow us on everything. Matter of fact, you can watch the War of the Roses on our TikTok pages. Go to Mojo in the morning, of course, for the everything. Just search Mojo in the morning or channel 955 in Detroit, 104.5 SNX in Grand Rapids and 92.5 KISS FM. It is Mojo in the morning. So I was on the phone yesterday with Ashley Nix from The Joe Show, who you can hear on the iHeart Radio app on 93-3 FLZ in Tampa. And of course, afternoons on channel 955 in Detroit. And I'm on with Ashley. And for those that do not remember this, maybe you're, you know, a first time, short time to the show, Ashley used to be part of the show. She actually was a show contributor at one point. She did Zach's job and then she was on the air with us and did a lot of fun stuff. She was always fun to just, you know, sit there and have talks to. And for those that don't know, I'm actually Ashley's black dad. Sorry. I am. People don't realize that. But yes, she would actually call me her dad. She still does. So this was a weird part of the thing. She calls me up and you guys all have iPhones. Any of you guys that have any non iPhones, you guys are crazy. But iPhone has a new feature where if you call the person up, you can display the best picture of your life on your little phone contact info and it shows up as clear as day on the person's phone, which is like honestly amazing. And I don't know if you know me, but I got the best picture ever. I mean, this picture is like, hold on a second. Kevin picking. I'm calling you up. Will you pick up the phone and see what my picture looks like? Yeah. Oh, look at that picture. How good looking is that sound a little bitch? No, it's so good. That's going to be my straight to the voicemail. Thank you. Well, Ashley Nix has a picture that shows up for her. And Megan, I know she calls you a lot. Do you ever see what her pictures look like? No, you don't. It's bad. I usually just like, she calls me a lot when I'm in the other studio and I wear, except for today, usually an Apple watch. So I'll just like pick it up on there on my wrist. This is her picture. This is Ashley's current picture that's on hers. Okay. Yeah. Cute picture of Ashley sitting up on an account or whatever, like that topic. Well, yesterday she calls me up and this is where I want to talk about this because I think this could be a funny topic. Has anybody ever accidentally seen your nudes? Ashley. Ashley did something. For those who don't know, your contact photo poster, I think they're called your photo poster comes from your photo gallery that you have in your iPhone. And Ashley accidentally must have done something and some of the pictures that she sends to her girls that she like talks to appeared on the thing. So when Ashley called and we were talking, I'm looking at a picture of Ashley doing, you know, she's got one of those mirrors like you do that you take photos in front of. Yeah. Yeah. And she's got that with her like boobies and stuff like that out. Well, you couldn't necessarily see nipple because she quickly hung up on me as soon as she realized, because I went and I go, I go, Oh my God, that photo. And she goes, Oh crap. And hangs up the phone. I don't understand how that happens. So, so like I determine what photo is my my exactly. And she recently changed her picture. She changed her photo to a no, she changed her photo to what she, you know, I just showed you. Yeah, but she didn't click save or whatever on there. And she must have accidentally put shut. So you've got to be careful of this. And also, there's some people that are telling me that there's some kind of an iPhone glitch where it's rotating through photos. Where it will rotate your photos. Yes, Lucy did that to my background, like my screen. So like right now I have it on a West and I, a wedding photo. But if I if I move it over one, it's photos of her and it rotates through all these photos of her. Have you seen that? It does want to do. Yeah, I don't even know how to do it. I feel like my mother. No, if you like put it, like if I put it on her every time I look at my phone, it's a different one. It rotates through every single photo. So whatever, whatever you do, you got to be careful of your nudes. Because I'm gonna say because I'm gonna say this to you, you might be showing them to your black father. Any time someone gives me their phone and they're like, yeah, I was at somewhere. This just literally happened like last week. I'm a boy Mosh and his future wife Dana had a birthday party. And Mosh gave me Dana's phone and he's like, yeah, look at pictures from the birthday party. And my first question is how many times can I scroll? Because what people show you may not be the only thing you see. And I'm not trying to see no boobs or something. Not utilizing. There is a hidden folder. Nobody knows that though. So easy to use. I didn't know that until a couple of weeks ago, you all said that on the show. I didn't know eight for four mojo live eight for four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight, have your have your nudes ever accidentally popped up on, you know, I know people that have Apple TV TV. Oh my god. Can I ask an honest question of everybody here in the studio, even our promotional friend or who's your what Alyssa? How many do you guys have nudes in your phone? Because I literally. And how many nudes do you have? Do you have nudes in your phone, Alyssa? Are you and are you somebody that takes nudes? You don't take nudes. Good for your parents could be listening. Can I make a suggestion? Yes. Please take them and save them and put them somewhere. Even if you don't take them, why yourself for the future? Because you're not going to always look this way. When you're 50, I get a reminisce. Yeah, I wish I had more nudes from when I was like 22. Just make sure that they don't have you don't have Apple share with you. I mean, with these data and breachly, she better be careful. Yeah. AT&T got, you know, screwed again. You know what? A friend of mom, not going to put him out there. But if you know my friends, you know, I'm talking about my boy used to work at Sprint. And he used to be in the back like fixing phones going through it. You feel me? And when a woman would walk in and give him a phone, I don't know. This isn't working. You plugged that boy in, you can see everything. I don't care if it's in a hidden photo or not. Well, I go for it. Yeah. What's going on, Carol? Hi. Hey, hey. So I have something similar. RT has my husband's daily memory from his phone. And we had company over everybody around drinking and watching TV. And of course, I appear on their face down on the bed in panties. But still, it was. Yeah. Carol. Carol. Carol. What? What town are you from, Carol? I'm from Colorado, but I live here in Warren now. Carol from Warren face down. We love you. Hey, Carol. What's up, Hannah? Hi. Hi, how are you? Yeah, what's going on? So when Snapchat first ever came out, I was in high school and I was drinking, but I posted a Snapchat of me like naked on the toilet. And I went to the football game that next day and everyone was talking about it. So I had to completely delete my entire Snapchat because that's bad. Oh, my goodness. So clue. Who are taking like a single picture? So were you adding to toilet, like pushing one out when this is going to be? To be honest, I was so drunk. I have no clue. Oh, my God. And the whole school saw. Kelly, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. If you guys go to your Apple phone and you put the for you and you scroll down and it shares, it shows like the shared with you. And if you click share, like see all, even if you delete your news on your phone, it still saves under that shared with you. Oh, my God. So you got to be careful. So, say that again. So yeah, walk. Exactly. Yeah. So go to your for you. So, like, you know, is at the bottom, bottom four photos and then you throw all the way down and they'll say shared with you and then you hit see all and you can see the news in there. If any news are sent to you or sent them to phone out. Oh, my God. So some I text you news. You know this. You know this because what happened? Who got to take your news? I don't have it either. I just sounded just by looking. I was like, Oh, shared with you because my husband told me that he sent it to me and I was like, Oh, let me look in here and I've seen some stuff. Oh, geez. Always check that and delete it through that. Well, thank you for that. Thank you. By the way, you're you're you're the apple genius. We're going to appreciate it. Thank you. Home of the war, the rose is second date update dirty on the 30. This is Mojo in the morning mojo. Shannon Megan. Kev. We got KP Lydia Mike with us this morning. Zach. Good to have you guys with us. Thank you for being here. Kev, you remind me so much of me at times where you tell stories about how people will come to your house for something. And next thing you know, you know their life story. Yeah. Although this guy sounds like the type of guy that was going to tell his life story to a wall. He was he was he had enough. He was ready. He was ready to explode. Now I had a Amazon delivery guy come to my home yesterday. And it's interesting because I don't know if they have uniformity across the entire company. So people will have the same procedures because sometimes they'll just leave stuff at the door. Sometimes they'll ring the doorbell and wait for me to come out. And then other times they'll just ring the doorbell. So I know that they've dropped something off. But this guy was one of the guys that rang the doorbell and waited for me to physically get my package. So he rings the doorbell. I go downstairs to get the package. And when I get to him, I'm like, okay. And always I'm polite. Hey, how you doing? What's your name type of thing? Try to get some energy. I'm like, Hey, man, what's up? How's it going? He's like, I'm like, first like they like, I'm about to quit this bitch. I'm like, what do you mean you're about to quit? It's like that. He like, yeah, man. It's I don't like I don't like this job. I'm like, what do you mean? Like, and it's my first day. I'm like, you're about to quit. And you've only been there for a day. Have you all ever quit a job before? I go quit a job, absolutely. But not after a day. And I'm like, why are you? I can't do this somewhere. Yeah, like the packaging, the picking of the dropping off. I'm like, you didn't know that you signed up to go to Amazon. I would assume that you have to do some level of training for that job, too. You went through all that? Well, they don't just throw you out there and say, here you go. Here's your addresses go drop it off. So that means you went through all the training, all the paperwork to get on their payroll. And one day, that's all you got is one day. Well, we got the Hoosier over here, who's our new promotions person. What type of training? Because on there, it's like, oh, we got all this. Actually, there's a whole bunch of people all the you're all promotion people. Okay. I'm like, I'll say they're all walking. Do they just throw you right in? They just, okay. That's a great thing to do. What's going on? It probably just was like, what's your name? I'm Matt. I did your hotel hookup party. Hi, Matt. How you doing? Matt, how are you guys? Good. And then who's this, uh, this person over here? What's your name? Is the valor after the deed? Her and I are going to have fun. These promo people. How long? How long you guys been here on the job? How long? Five months? Five days. My first time. This your first day? She's going to quit today. Watch your future. She'll be like, I had enough. We didn't have an intern quit the same day. Remember? Yes. We had an intern. We've had a few interns quit. Yeah. We had a couple of them that were like that. First of all, back in the day, they didn't like it because it was, you know, we had some somebody very strict running things, which was good. Right? And, and they, uh, and they would not, uh, they couldn't take it. They were like, I can't deal with this. And I'm like, Oh, and you know what? That's better though. I'd rather have that. Yeah. I'd rather have quit this. I would rather have that than have them here for like a couple of weeks. And then on a day when you really needed that, you know, yeah. I, I, that my high school boyfriend got a job at Hungry Howie's Pizza two days in a row. I'm talking about Hungry Howie's and he quit after his first day because he didn't realize that he didn't get to make his own schedule. So when they gave him his schedule, he was like, what can't work this day and this day. And they're like, well, you gave us your availability. So he put you down for these days. And he was like, yeah, no, I'm not doing it. So after one day on the job, honestly, who thinks that they're going to make their own schedule though? Like that just shows you. Yeah. But even, but nowadays, I think that that happens where people are like, yeah, I'm sorry, but I, no, no, no, I'd love to have that job. That'd be great. But I'm going to come at this time. It's like, would you, you don't go to school and all of a sudden go, no, no, eight o'clock class. Let's do like 12 o'clock class. I'll be good with that. Well, I think it just makes me sad because you know, the parents have not walked them through that. You know, like, where would you learn that other than your parents being like, this is what you expect at your first job. Yeah. Where, where are you guys? Jesus. I don't know. Eight for four, mojo live eight for four, six, six, five, five, six, five, four, eight, some other guy some other hoodlum hoodlum just walked in here. He's in all the time. Who's that? Oh, there you are. I didn't know. I was like a guy with a hoodie on. Oh, and then I'll get all these guys. By the way, this is like the band of misfit toys. These are our promotions people. This is unbelievable. What's happening today? Like what are you all injured? This is, uh, this is training this. I like you and I'll show everybody walk up to the microphone and get up, get some love. I know you guys just said your names and stuff, but let's go one by one. Tell us your, I want your name and want if you go, you're going to school with city, whatever the deal is, throw out, throw it out there. Cause for those who don't know, the promotions people are like what our old interns were like, except for they don't get any college credit out of the state because our company doesn't do college credits. So, so one by one, get in the line for, form a single file line behind Alyssa. All right, single file line. Everybody walk there. All right. Ready one by one. And then Alyssa, you got to get up and stay everybody stand up, stand up from the thing. Yeah. There you go. All right. Go ahead. I'll go for my one. I'm Alyssa. Um, I go to Indiana. I'm a Hoosier. That's all. And I'm 21. Here's your shot. Oh, I'll take that later. Don't worry. All right. Next, next, next. Here we go. Come on up. Here we go. This is radio. Come on. My name is Nick. I went to Kalamazoo. Go Broncos. Go Broncos. So you're away from Western Western. Here's your shot. All right. There we go. My name is Griffin and I am an Oakland University graduate. Uh, co-grislies. Yes. Here's your shot. And he also, by the way, doubles as our receptionist. I've seen him at the front desk a lot. I'm just in a package. Isabella, is that what you mean? Isabella Walker? Come on up here. I am Isabella, also a Oakland University graduate. Go Grizzlies. Yeah. What's going on, everybody? I'm Matt. I did not graduate college. Presenting all of us that couldn't get into school. Yeah. But I'm 22 and two weeks and, uh, I'm just in sales right now doing sales job. So do your parents know where you are right now? Do they? Yeah. Yeah. My parents know what I am. All right. What happened to your thumb? Oh, dude. Great story, actually. So I'm leaving. Oh, it's a great story. Yeah, it's bad. So I'm, uh, I'm, I'm downtown in Royal Oak, right? It's my buddy's birthday. It's his, uh, 20 second birthday. And I'm getting into the Uber and the Uber driver, like suddenly, because my buddy dropped his phone, so I'm going to pick it up and my phone's in the side door. Uber driver slams it in my phone. Oh my God. So I'm like sitting there. I'm like, just screaming and pain and everything like that. I mean, I'm just, I didn't feel it because I'm, uh, you know, a little messed up, but, but I mean, at the end of the day, I, the guy's like, Oh, I'm so sorry. Like you, like, I'm like, I'm leaving you a one star review. My thing of this thing's been like this for like six weeks. Oh, oh my God. I just said it was going to play its course. Yeah, but this is what it is. Did you go to talk about afterwards to make yourself feel better? Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is by the way, the future for me. I took another one here. I took another shot after. Here's your shot. He's a good storyteller. I like him. Who's that? Who else? Anybody else? We got everybody? Got everybody. That's it. That's it. No, this is our team captain. Oh, gee back here. This is. Yes. All right. Well, welcome. Yeah. Say it. Go ahead. What is going on. Steven, go ahead. It's Steven and, you know, I don't know if this you count this is college, but I went to Spex Howard. Yeah, David, am I allowed to talk about the hotel hookup or no? No, never mind. Never mind. Never mind. It's a good story. It's a sweet story. It's a sweet story. Yeah, it's a sweet story. Um, he got a girl with the hotel hookup. I've actually seen somebody that's been dating her for a while now, since then. I love that for you, Steven. Mojo in the morning's hotel hookup. Me. Oh my God. I like that. Buddy, I got to tell you that. That's good. That's good to know. We've had a lot of babies come out of our singles, Mingle parties and hotel hookup. He's like, I already got one out there. I don't want any more. He's sitting on the couch right now. I'm good now. Really? Yeah. I don't even remember your kid. No, no, bring him. Bring him. Angela. What's up, Angela? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Angela. Angela. Oh, she hung up the phone. Angela was going to tell us that she actually lasted one day on her job. She was one of the people that called up and only lasted one day. I would love to know what it was. What strip club was that? You know, you know, eight for four mojo live, eight for four, six, six, five, four, eight is the telephone number. Shannon's going to do the dirty, you guys, but stick around. We got these guys want to, or KP says she wants a, a team photo of the, let's get of the, uh, not of you. Oh, good. All of us together. Everybody. I don't want to. I'm not on their team. What are you talking about? You think I want to be on Matt's team? I'm not on Matt's team. The guy can't get his finger out of the door. What's up, Fatima? What's going on? Hi. I just want to know if man has any social media because he sounds cute. Really? Yeah. She said he has social media because you sound cute. Do you have a girlfriend, man? I do not have a girlfriend so single. Shut up IG, bro. Let her know single. We'll tag him in the photo. We'll tag you in the photo. We'll all get tagged in the photo. He'll be the one with the messed up thumb. Yeah. He looks like every guy that was a friend of my son, Joe's. Seriously, that's what he looks like. He does. It's like, he's like every guy that would hang out with my, with my son, Joe, and I would like find the next morning laying on the floor with an empty pizza box. Like Gary or Greg, what was his name, Mojo? Uh, which one? Gary Griffin, Grant. Grant. Grant. Oh, Grant. Yeah. All right. Uh, we're going to give you a chance to win Usher tickets. Usher baby. Text the YEAH to 95500 for your shot. That's YEAH, text that to 95500 standard tax and data rates do apply. Mojo in the mornings, dirty on the 30. All right, Shannon with one last dirty, the last dirty of the week. Oh, yeah. Got a very interesting little side story to last night's NATO press conference and president Joe Biden's campaign. I think we all, did we all watch a little bit? I did not. Here's what you missed. You missed it. Hold on. Oh, I got to grab the gorilla. No, unless they came back and said there's no way you can win. Me. No, I'm saying, no, Paul says that. How was that one time you whisper? Oh, it benefits everybody hurts. Nobody. It's good for the economy. And this amazing morning. Joe Scarborough and Brzezinski speculating after the press conference that former president Barack Obama is behind the efforts to kill president Biden's reelection to kill president Biden. Oh, my God. What's going on behind the scenes is is the Biden campaign and many democratic officials do believe that Barack Obama is is quietly working behind the scenes to orchestrate this. They also said that Barack Obama and his team was behind George Clooney's op-ed that he wrote for the New York Times on Wednesday. He said that was not a lot of his treatment under not only the Obama staff, but also the way he was pushed aside for Hillary Clinton. He's deeply resentful of those trying to shove him out of the way. He's always felt like an outsider, always felt like people have looked down upon him. There was a biographer that came out that was a part of the Obama administration that wrote a book and said that Barack Obama was not really close to Joe Biden during their presidency, that he was kind of that was forced upon him when he was, you know, the the presidential candidate that picked him as a vice president. And and that that was when the Hillary Clinton ran against Trump in 2016. It seemed like a natural, right? Makes the vice president run for breath, but he never ran. And he actually came out and said, No, no, no, I don't want to do it. I'm tired. I want to get away from all this. I want to spend time with my family and stuff. That's an interesting theory, though. These guys are coming out right now saying that the Obamas are the reason why they're trying to get rid of. And if there's just one thing I could say to any Secret Service who may be listening that shit and made a name Murphy, I mean, she was reporting the story. Allegedly. Travis Kelsey is getting rave reviews during his are you smarter than a celebrity rehearsals? Remember, he's doing that. Are you smarter than a fifth grader spinoff? And allegedly TV execs who have seen him in action are dubbing him the next Ryan Seacrest through carrier Steve Harvey. He said he's really good, total natural, super funny, not fake at all. And I guess that like his podcasting, the attention he's gained from his relationship with Taylor has really proven to be the perfect kind of training for this job. He already has taped a few episodes of the show. It's going to be streaming on Amazon prime video. I could see that. He's got charisma. Yeah. They said he's great. Absolutely great. Last night Prince Harry accepting the Pat Tillman Award at the SB's the Prince receiving the award in recognition of the 10th anniversary of his Invictus Games. The truth is, I stand here not as Prince Harry, Pat Tillman Award recipient, but rather a voice on behalf of the Invictus Games Foundation and the thousands of veterans and service personnel from over 20 nations who have made the Invictus Games a reality. This award belongs to them, not to me. Mecha Markle there as well. She looked hot. Yes. She looked beautiful. Skipped the red carpet. Other award recipients last night. So hey, Otani Patrick McCombs, Caitlin Clark, Asia Wilson, and Simone Biles and the season 21 premiere of the bachelorette on ABC. Let's talk about this for a second. Not only is everybody talking about how cute the bachelorette Jen Tran is also her crop of 25 guys, but people also can't get over the rats and producers are admitting yes, there were two rats that made their prime time debut on Monday as a bachelor named Sam stepped out of the limo to greet the bachelorette and these rats screed across the floor. Now the bachelor bachelorette and golden spinoffs are typically filmed at the bachelor mansion in Agora Hills, California. Jen season, however, is taking place at a different mansion in southern California. So this isn't the place that we see all of the time, but still they nobody edited that out. There were rats in plain sight and producer said, you know what? Everyone rats included deserve to find love. They need to make that part of the challenge where they have to live with rats. Hey, do you want to know the we have a new number one song in the country? Remember that we talked about the billboard? No more Morgan Walden Post Malone? No more Morgan Walden Post Malone not in the top number five song in the country. Sabrina Carpenter, which we will be giving away Sabrina Carpenter tickets all next week when you wake up with Mojo in the morning live. The number four song million dollar baby. Number three song in the country. Moving down to the number two spot. The song that had held number one for like six or seven weeks. Post Malone and Morgan Walden and the number one song in the country this week. Katy Perry. Shabuzzi, iHeartRadio, music festival artist. Is this history by the way? Yeah. First black men to have a number one song simultaneously on the billboard hot 100 and the top country charts. That's amazing. That's great. I love it. Hey for all of today's dirty from the week you can catch on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or mojo in the morning.com. At Mojo in the morning social media. The latest craze. It's Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. I'm Victoria Cash. 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Everybody want to have a cocktail? Let's have cocktails everybody. Grass some colds. We all got eight mile vodka celebrating shady. Can I get can I be down with the brown? I want I want some. I didn't go off. I want bourbon. Go off. Feel free. We got by the way we have some in studio guests here today. They were part of a great fundraiser for Sheriff Powell our good friend Sheriff Mike Bouchard over at Oakland County Sheriff's Department. We've got Barack. Yeah. We've got Barack's best buddy, Aaron, otherwise known as AP shadow AP. These guys are best buddies from back at country day class of what? 2008. I used to work at Quickenway P2 and and we got to welcome Maddie Mad Dog right here. She right here. So mad dog is this is Barack's girlfriend Maddie. You got way out did yourself by the way, Barack. I give that guy credit for that. Holy cow. Mad dog past the bottles. You want to drink? We have cups. Can I just show out the poor beyond. Could you grab? Could you grab a couple of the Dixie cups that we have? We have like we have a ton of them in our office. Do we have? Can you grab just a couple of cups and let's all have some cocktail. We got to have a cocktail with us. Anybody. I don't want to push it on anybody. We're not going to wait. Everybody's of age, right? Everybody's 21. Let me see your ID. It's five o'clock somewhere. Okay. We're going to have some cocktails. We're just celebrating here. Garrett said he's working. Garrett, right? Yeah. He said he's working as an event after this. Garrett, you're a good man. By the way, Cody would be proud of you. Cody, our marketing director would be very, very proud of you. Don't you dare drink anything while you're on duty here at the station because you get yourself into trouble that way. That's how you lose a job. That's how you get fired. And one day we were talking about facts. Phone number 844-Mojo live 844-665-6548. Megan had a hell of a time at at all. Come on. That used to be my favorite store and then people may think I'm crazy for this, but no, I'd go there all the time. They only had a little men's section. Yeah, but I would go there all the time because I knew all the girls that worked at the Alta on Telegraph Road in Bloomfield, Els. And I would go in there and they'd be like, "Hey, how's it going?" And it's funny because they would always say, "Do you have an ultra rewards card? I'd give Chelsea's phone number." And Chelsea would get racked up points from them, so what happened? Well, here's what I will say. I still like them because their points go from money off. And I really appreciate that. I think that all companies should still do the, let me bank my points for dollars off my bill in the future. But I have gotten into lately because I'm not super familiar with all the suburbs yet. It's really hard for me to navigate to stores. I never really anticipated because I had never moved away from my hometown before. How hard it is to know if I work in this suburb and I live in this suburb, where do I go to go to all the stores I need to go to today? Right. And where are they closest together? So I'm not driving all over the place. It's kind of hard. So I started doing this thing where I love that you can order on an app and have it for pickup. So you're not ordering it online and it's going to come in three days. I can still pick it up today, but I'm not spending a ton of time shopping in the store if I'm driving everywhere. I can't do that. You know why? Why? Because then I can't find the stuff that I really didn't need. I am saving a lot of money doing this. I find myself, you know what I do? At the beginning of the store, they always have those little things in the baskets and stuff. I buy so much crap. That's how I used to get lotions and stuff for my car. I had all kinds of stuff. Okay, back to your story. Go ahead. So I show up and I give her my name and she goes to the back to look for my order and she goes, she comes back up to the company, she goes, "Yeah, we don't have that." And I was like, "Oh, you know what? Maybe I'm at the wrong location. I'm not super familiar with the area." And I was like, "Oh, is this the city's location?" She goes, "Yeah, that's the right place." And I go, "Well, I have an email confirmation saying my order is ready for pickup at this city's location. So if that's where I am right now, I got a confirmation." And she walks to the back again and she comes back up to the counter and she goes, "Yeah, yeah, it's not here." And I was like, "Okay, well, paid a lot of money. So can you scan the barcode that's in the email to make sure that it works or whatever and that it's here? Can you confirm that?" She scans it and she goes, "Yeah, it says that it's here. Hold on." She goes to the back for a third time. She's back there for a couple of minutes, comes back to her counter, goes, "I can't find it. What do you want me to do?" And I was like, "Well, what do you want me to do in this situation? I paid for it. Do you want me to just leave without my stuff? Is that what you're coming to me with?" And she was like, "Well, I can't find it." And I said, and I was trying so hard to be like, calm, be cool. In my head, I want to scream and be like, "If I was you, I would just go grab the items in the store and say, "You know what? Our bad. Here's what you purchase." And she's like, "So what do you want me to do? Maybe can we grab the items that I purchased just off of the shelves? Would that work?" No, they've already been scanned, so... I was like, "So then go find that!" So what was she expecting you to do? Just cancel the order or she wanted to just leave? Leave. Leave without what you needed. That's why I do this shopping in the store. Nobody can shop better than me. I've never had an experience like this. Eventually, thank God a manager came over and was like, "What can I do to help this?" Because she's always standing there for a while. That wouldn't have happened at the telegraph location. That is a good location. I'm telling you. There are a few people that work in today's world who actually enjoy their jobs. Yes. So if I can find any excuse to not do what I'm supposed to do, I'm probably going to find it and use it. It's a sad reality. It is bad. I'm not doing any extra math. There are those people that will seriously, they're just getting by. And the unfortunate thing is the company knows that they're there, but they can't lose them because there's nobody else working. You know, I've noticed a lot of lately and it just happened to me the other day at a food place down the street is how I'm so mind-blown by how many employees will be on the job complaining to each other about how much they hate the job right in front of the customers. And actually, it happened down the street. And I was like, "Why would you do it? There's a whole line of people waiting." And they are just bitching to each other about how much they hate their job. I'm like, "This is not making my experience pleasant here." We on our show used to be an anomaly. People were always like, they would listen to the show and go, "They might be the only people ever that can complain about how much they hate their boss and still keep their job." That was like a novelty, right? Now everybody does it. Now everybody is moments over the morning. We're in public in front of you in the store. Let's raise a glass go. Quick one more. This is just a job. This is raise a glass to everybody. We're going to cheers to new friends, new family, new fun, and the fact that we all hate our jobs. Yeah, y'all hate our jobs. Cheers. Cheers. There you go. By the way, Brock's got sunglasses on. That's how you get mad on by doing that. Son of a guy. No, look, so I remember looking for apartments and went to an apartment downtown where they had to buzz you in or whatever the fact was, had a security gate at the front. I can hear the security guards complaining while I'm about to be let in. And the dude literally is like, "Hey, bro, you don't want to move here." I'm like, "Well, I know it looked nice and looked fancy, but they don't do nothing right. You don't want to move here. Keep going." Okay, but I appreciate that. Yeah, thank you. You saved me. Wait, has anybody ever gone to a restaurant and the waiter or waitress told you, "Don't eat," or "Don't eat." No, see, I love that, too. If I order something, they're like, "It's not the best thing on the menu." And I appreciate it. That's a fact, you do. Waiters and waitresses, who you ask them, "What's good here?" Oh, everything's good here. It's like, "Oh, you're lying, bro. That's me, for real." None of anything is right there. 844-Mojo-Live, 844-665-6548. By the way, new promo people that are hanging out with us this morning, you better tell them that you love everything about the show, the music, all that stuff. Yeah, you got to do that. They've been talking the whole time, and this is where we asked for some praise. By the way, my first job, first job that I ever had was at a AC type radio station, like the station that played like mom's music and stuff. And I remember working the tent at a, it was a broadcast that we were doing out in Grant Park in Chicago, because it was a Chicago station. That was one of my first internships I ever had. And I remember people would walk up and they would go, "Oh, my God, we love this." And I'd be like, "I love it, too." And I'm thinking, "I hate this." You guys won't ever do that to you. Absolutely not. Make sure you guys say you like it. We're all good. Everything's all okay. Textured, by the way, says that Ulta has done that to them before. I wonder if this same Ulta? I don't know. Same store that did that. Put them on blast. It's the one closest to my apartment. Put them on blast! No, it's the one closest to my apartment. I'm going to go there all the time. Oh geez. Do you go to Ulta, too? Man, no, you know, sometimes when I'm hanging out with people, with friends that are women, we'll go to Ulta. Really? And they'll just shop there for like 30, 40 minutes. And I'm like, "I just don't understand women sometimes." Wait, you don't understand the store at all or the women? No, I understand the store. I just don't understand the women just being like, "Oh, this shade fits me. Oh, no, it's this one. Oh, it's this color." I'm like, "All right." Mad dog. Do you go to Ulta? Do you spend 40 minutes in there? Are you in an Ulta? Do you? Are you in Ulta or Sephora? Which one's better? Ulta? Okay, so Ulta's better than Sephora. Okay, you know why right now that and tween girls have to, and my daughter included, have taken over Sephora and there's nothing left. But you know what drives me insane? The companies that have exclusive contracts with one or the other, so I still have to go to both. Yeah. Chipotle or Cudova? Let's go. All right, she missed my car. Chick-fil-A or Raisin Canes. Chick-fil-A, I like it. We don't have enough Raisin Canes around. It's Raisin Canes. Raisin Canes. Give me another glass of bourbon. Hold that back. Okay, you want me to? Let's go. Come on, you're from the top. By the way, please tell me that Tony is still out of town. This is for all of the morning shows. David Cho-- Real quick, real quick. All right, David, they not like us. David Chopped the freaker Mojo in the morning. Oh, she won. I love it. Thank you. They're not like us. They're not like us. They're not like us. They're not like us. We haven't Chopped the freaker doing another survey right now. We're getting drunk on the radio. Real quick survey, real quick survey here right now. 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And if you get a call from an like unknown area, that's usually the phone to pick up in the next 40 minutes because that could tell you that you win. Mojo in the morning online. Mojo in the morning.com. Hey, let's do it. Are we ready? Oh my god. It's the weekend guys. Welcome to the Mojo. The Mojo in the morning show. This is the Mojo. Mojo in the morning show. Friday's on Mojo. Mojo in the morning show. We have got your remix. Mojo in the morning show. This is the Mojo. Mojo in the morning show. Come to the Mojo. Mojo in the morning show. We have got the Mojo in the morning show. This is the Mojo. This is the Mojo in the morning show. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. What's everybody got going on this weekend? What are you guys doing? I want to give a shout out to somebody right now. My stepson Kieran is on the west side of the state participating in the Grand Haven beachfall tournament. So I hope you kick some butt today. Yeah, so I'm so excited for him. Wes is out there with him. And then it is the big Tim Murphy family reunion tomorrow. So a shout out to all my family that is in town right now as well. I'm so excited for this. It's so fun every year. That's, by the way, the Murphy family knows how to throw a party. They know how to throw a reunion. Yes, we do. We do. And you know, it's funny is that when people do like the family reunions, usually you see people do them like once every so many years, but it seems like you. Is it every year? Is it a once a year? We do it. Anybody who can come into town and be apart. You guys are all invited. Anybody who wants to be there can be there. I'm going to a graduation party, another graduation party. But this one's actually Clem Cella. I think it is like Coachella is Clem Cella for Nico Klem. His family's theme is Coachella. They're basically dope. And it'll be a lot of fun. And his dad is going to spend a lot of money on me drinking at his party tonight. So going to be doing that this weekend and then going to fireworks tomorrow night soon to do some more fireworks. I feel like I'm fire worked out though. Are you fire worked out? I'm doing some tonight. What do you got? Just a couple. I didn't have Joe. I have split parenting between Josiah's mom and myself. And even though it was my holiday, Joe's younger cousin had a birthday. She lives in Atlanta. So I told Joe because he really wanted to go to he can go. So he missed out on my crazy July 4 firework and travel Gansa. So tonight, we're going to make some s'mores at my cousin's crib. Build a little fire. What are you making? Some s'mores. Some s'mores. So yeah, some s'mores. Making some s'mores with my cousin saved a couple fireworks. You know, like things off of Joe. And in my way, Marcus, we all met at my surprise birthday party that got it flew all the way from Los Angeles. Yeah, he's here this weekend because his entros is huge backyard bash every summer. So we about to get drunk. Turner is about to be crazy tomorrow. Can't wait. Megan, are you behaving yourself this weekend? I don't know. I think I might go to Chicago. Oh, wow. That's like a like a lung just matter of fact drive. You think so? No, I think that's it's kind of cool. Just randomly helps when you have friends there. You can just go. Who's going to let me crush on your. Yeah, you should do that. That's awesome. Good for you. KP's hosting the channel nine five five ice cream truck this weekend brought to you by Big B coffee. So make sure that you check that out on channel nine five five. Thank you to all the promo people that came in. Yeah. Thank you to our great donors at for Sheriff Powell, Barack, A.P. Aaron and Matty Mad Dog for being part of the show. Have a great weekend, you guys. We're going to be done for this week. If you missed any of the shows, maybe you thought that we were off again for her fourth of July or something like that or just, you know, you're off. 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