Mojo In The Morning
Sorry, We Don't Have Your Order Meaghan
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast powered by Michigan Auto Law. Auto Accident attorneys visit auto law dot com. That's auto law dot com. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. You think that they don't let you disrespect. You're going to. I think you left the store slam in the background. Come on. Turn me up. All right, here we go. It's Gary Y okay? Yeah, we're on Friday. Honey is not down. Shit, the story's how you want. Hey, Drake, they're not slow. Rabbit hole is still beef. I can go further. I promise. Ain't there some B rest. That's for me. You mad boo. Most one. It's not boy. Hey, boy. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's 2000. Now I had this. It's truly Friday. It is Friday. By the way, we were drinking earlier. Why? Why did we stop our drink? Because I don't want some. Everybody want to have a cocktail. Let's have cocktails. Everybody. Grass some cuts. Come on. We off the eight mile vodka celebrating shady. Can I get-- can I be down with the brown? I want-- I want some. I didn't go off. I want bourbon. Can we get bourbon? Go off. Feel free. We got, by the way, we have some in-studio guests here today. They were part of a great fundraiser for Sheriff Powell, our good friend. Sheriff Mike Bouchard over at Oakland County Sheriff's Department. We've got Barak. Yeah. Barak. We've got Barak's best buddy Aaron, otherwise known as AP. Shadow AP. These guys are best buddies from back country day, class of what? 2008? I used to work at Quickenaway, AP too. And we've got to welcome Maddie, Mad Dog, right here. Right here. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What's up, mad dog? This is Barak's girlfriend, Maddie. You got way out did yourself, by the way, Barak. I give that guy credit for that. Holy cow. Mad Dog, past the bottles. You want to drink? Do we have cups? I just show how to pour a little one. Could you grab a couple of the Dixie cups that we have? Do we have a ton of them in our office? Can you grab just a couple of cups? And let's all have some cocktail. We guys have a cocktail with us? Anybody-- I don't want to push it on anybody. We're not going to-- Oh, wait, everybody's of age, right? Everybody's 21. Right. Let me see your ID. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. OK. We're going to have some cocktails. We're just celebrating here. Garrett said he's working as a vid after this. Garrett, you're a good man. By the way, Cody would be proud of you. Cody, our marketing director, would be very, very proud of you. So Cody, don't you dare drink anything while you're on duty here at the station, because you get yourself into trouble that way. That's how you lose a job. That's how you get fired in one day. We were talking about that. That's fine. Phone number 844-Mojo live, 844-665-6548. Megan had a hell of a time at Ulta. Come on, I can say. That used to be my favorite store. And then people may think, yeah, I'm crazy for this. But no, I'd go there all the time. They only had a little men's section. Yeah. But I would go there all the time, because I knew all the girls that worked at the Ulta and I'm telegraphed road in Bloomfield, Ells. And I would go in there and they'd be like, hey, how's it going? And it's funny, because they would always say, do you have an ultra-rewarded card? I'd give Chelsea's phone number. And Chelsea would get racked up points from them. So what happened? Well, well, here's what I will say. I still like them, because their points go from money off. And I really appreciate that. Like, I think that all companies should still do the-- let me bank my points for dollars off my bill in the future. But I have gotten into lately, because I'm not super familiar with all the suburbs yet. It's really hard for me to navigate to stores. Like, I never really anticipated because I had never moved away from my hometown before. Like, how hard it is to know if I work in this suburb and I live in this suburb, where do I go to go to all the stores I need to go to today? Right, and where are they closest together? So I'm not driving all over the place. It's kind of hard. So I started doing this thing where I love that you can order on an app and have it for pick up. So you're not ordering it online and it's going to come in three days. I can still pick it up today, but I'm not spending a ton of time shopping in the store to if I'm driving everywhere. I can't do that. You know why? Why? Because then I can't find the stuff that I really didn't need. I am saving a lot of money doing this. I find myself-- you know what I do? At the beginning of the store, they always have those little things in the baskets and stuff. All the mummies. I buy so much crap. That's how I used to get lotions and stuff for my car. I had all kinds of stuff. OK, back to your story. Go ahead. So I show up and I give her my name. And she goes to the back to look for my order. And she goes-- she comes back up to the company. She goes, yeah, we don't have that. And I was like, oh, you know what? Maybe I'm at the wrong location. Yeah. I'm not super familiar with the area. And I was like, oh, is this the city's location? She goes, yeah, that's the right place. And I go, well, I have an email confirmation saying, my order is ready for pickup at this city's location. So if that's where I am right now, I got a confirmation. And she walks to the back again, and she comes back up to the counter, and she goes, yeah, yeah, it's not here. And I was like, OK, well, paid a lot of money. So can you scan the barcode that's in the email to make sure that it works or whatever and that it's here? Can you confirm that? She scans it, and she goes, yeah, it says that it's here. Hold on. She goes to the back for a third time. She's back there for a couple of minutes. Comes back to the counter, goes, I can't find it. What do you want me to do? And I was like, well, what do you want me to do in this situation? I paid for it. Do you want me to just leave without my stuff? Is that what you're coming to me with? And she was like, well, I can't find it. She's like a complete bitch. And I was trying so hard to be like calm, be cool, like a kind. In my head, I want to scream and be like, if I was you, I would just go grab the items in the store and say, you know what? Our bad. Here's what you purchase. And she's like, so what do you want me to do? Maybe can we grab the items that I purchased just off of the shelves? Would that work? No, they've already been scanned. So I was like, so then don't find it. I need to refund me and let's start over. So what was she expecting you to do? Just cancel the order or she wanted to just leave? Leave without what you needed. That's why I do this shopping in the store. Nobody can shop better than me. I've never had an experience like this. Eventually, thank God a manager came over and was like, what can I do to help this? Because she's always standing there for a while. That wouldn't have happened at the telegraph location. That is a good location. I'm telling you, there are a few people that work in today's world who actually enjoy their jobs. Yes. So if I can find any excuse to not do what I'm supposed to do, I'm probably going to find it and use it. It's a sad reality. It is bad. I'm not doing any extra math. There are those. There are those people that will seriously, they're just getting by. Yes. And the unfortunate thing is the company knows that they're there, but they can't lose them because there's nobody else working. You know, I've noticed a lot of lately, and it just happened to me the other day at a food place down the street is how I'm so mind-blown by how many employees will be on the job complaining to each other about how much they hate the job right in front of the customers. And actually, it happened to down the street. And I was like, why would you do it? There's a whole line of people waiting, and they are just bitching to each other about how much they make their job. I'm like, this is not making my experience pleasant here. We on our show used to be an anomaly. People were always like, they would listen to the show and go, they might be the only people ever that can complain about how much they hate their boss and still keep their job. That was like a novelty, right? Now everybody does it. Now everybody is most of the morning. We're in public in front of you in the store. Let's raise a glass. Go a quick one more. Yeah. This is raise a glass to everybody. We're going to cheers to new friends, new family, new fun, and the fact that we all hate our jobs. Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. Thank you, thank you, thank you. By the way, Brock's got sunglasses on. I love you, five. That's how you get manned on. Five, you get manned on by doing that. Son of a guy, all right. No, look, so I remember looking for apartments and went to an apartment downtown where they had to like buzz you in or whatever the fact was. They had a security gate at the front. I can hear the security guards complaining while I'm about to be let in. And the dude literally is like, hey, bro, you don't want to move here. I'm like, well, I know it looked nice and looked fancy, but they don't do nothing right. You don't want to move here, keep going. OK, but I appreciate that. Yeah, I think you saved me. Wait, has anybody ever gone to a restaurant and the waiter or waitress told you don't eat or don't order that? No, see, I love that, too. If I order something, they're like, it's not the best thing on the menu. And I appreciate it. That's a fact, you do. Thank you, thank you. Waiters and waitresses, who you asked them, what's good here? Oh, everything's good here. It's like, oh, you're lying, bro. It's mutual, no. Not everything is good, right? 844-Mojo-Live, 844-665-6548. By the way, new promo people that are hanging out with us this morning, you better tell them that you love everything about the show, the music, all that stuff. Yeah, you got to do that. I was like, they've been talking the whole time. And as soon as we asked for some praise. By the way, my first job that I ever had was at a AC type radio station, like the station that played like mom's music and stuff. And I remember working the tent at a-- it was a broadcast that we were doing out in Grant Park in Chicago, because it was a Chicago station. You were from AC station? I worked at-- that was one of my first internships I ever had. And I remember people would walk up and there we'd go, oh, my God. We love this. And I'd be like, I love it, too. And I'm thinking myself. I hate this. You guys don't ever do that to you. Absolutely not. Make sure you guys say you like it. We're all good. Everything's all OK. Textured, by the way, says that Ulta has done that to them before. I wonder if it's the same Ulta. I don't know. Same-- same store that did the-- You can put them on blast. It's the one closest to my apartment. Put them on blast. No, it's the one closest to my apartment. I'm going to go there all the time. Oh, geez. I'm going to rush it one. I'm going to rush it one. Do you go to Ulta, too? Man. No, no, you know, sometimes when I'm hanging out with people, with friends that are women, we'll go to Ulta. Really? And they'll just shop there for like 30, 40 minutes. And I'm like, I just don't understand women sometimes. Wait, you don't understand the store at all or the women? No, I understand the store. I just don't understand the women just being like, oh, this shade fits me. Oh, no, it's this one. Oh, it's this color. I'm like, all right. Mad dog, do you go to Ulta? Do you spend 40 minutes in there? Are you in an Ulta? I do. Do you? Are you in Ulta or Sephora? Which one's better? Ulta. Ulta-- OK, so Ulta's better than Sephora. OK, you know why, right now? That and tween girls have-- and my daughter included have taken over Sephora. Really? And there's nothing left. But you know what drives me insane? The companies that have exclusive contracts with one or the other. So I still have to go to both. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Chipotle or Cudova? Let's go. Yes. Let's go. Cudova. All right. What is wrong with you? Chick-fil-A or-- Raising canes. Raising canes. Chick-fil-A. I like it. We don't have enough Raising canes around. It's Raising canes. Raising canes. Give me another glass of bourbon. Hold that. OK. I play that game to give you. Let's go. Let me catch it from the top. Let's go. You want me to-- Let's go. You're from the top. By the way. This will all the other morning show. Please tell me Tony is still out of town. This will all the other morning shows. David Cho-- Real quick, real quick, all right. David, they not like us. David ChoctheFriker, Mojo in the morning. 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