Mojo In The Morning
Quitting Your Job After 1 Day
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Home of the War of the Rose's Second Date Update, dirty on the 30th. This is Mojo in the morning, Mojo, Shannon, Megan, Kev. We got K.P. Lydia Mike with us this morning, Zach, good to have you guys with us. Thank you for being here, Kev. You remind me so much of me at times when you tell stories about how people will come to your house for something, and next thing you know, you know their life story. Yeah. Although this guy sounds like the type of guy that was going to tell his life story to a wall, he was, he was, he had enough, huh? He was ready. He was ready to explode. I had a Amazon delivery guy come to my home yesterday and it's interesting because I don't know if they have uniformity across the entire company. So people will have the same procedures because sometimes they'll just leave stuff at the door. Sometimes they'll ring the doorbell and wait for me to come out. And then other times they'll just ring the doorbell so I know that they've dropped something off. But this guy was one of the guys that rang the doorbell and waited for me to physically get my package. So he rings the doorbell. I go downstairs to get the package and when I get to him, I'm like, okay, and always I'm polite. Hey, how you doing? What's your name type of thing? Try to, you know, get some energy. I'm like, Hey man. What's up? How's it going? He's like, I'm like, first like they like I'm about to quit this bitch. I'm like, what do you mean you're about to quit? It's like that? He like, yeah, man. It's I don't like, I don't like this job. I'm like, what do you mean? Like, and it's my first day. I'm like, you're about to quit and you've only been there for a day. Have you all ever quit a job before? I go quit a job, absolutely, but not after a day. And a mom, I'm like, why are you? I can't do this. No more. Yeah. Like the packaging, the picking up, the dropping off. I'm like, you didn't know that you signed up to go to Amazon. I would assume that you have to do some level of training for that job too. I went through all that. They don't just throw you out there and say, here you go. Your address is good. Drop it off. You went through all the training, all the paperwork to get on their payroll. And one day, that's all you got is one day. We got the Hoosier over here, who's our new promotions person. What type of training? Because on there, it's like, actually, there's a whole bunch of people, all the you're all promotion people. Okay. I'm like, I'll send you all. Do they try you guys? Or do they just throw you right in? They just say. Oh, you're right in. Okay. That's a great thing to do. What's going on? It probably just feels like what's your name? I'm Matt. I did your hotel hookup party. Hi, Matt. How are you doing? How are you guys? Good. And then who's this person over here? What's your name? Is Zavala after the deep? Oh. Okay. Oh, her and I are going to have fun. These promo people. How long? How long you guys been here on the job? Five months. Five months? My name is my first name. This is your first day? Yeah. She's going to quit today. Why? She's not. She's not. She'll be like, I had enough. They didn't have an intern quit the same day. We had an intern. We've had a few interns quit. Yeah. We had a couple of them that were like, first off, back in the day, they didn't like it because it was, you know, we had somebody very strict running things, which was good, right? It's the name of them. And they, and they, and they would not. They couldn't take it. They were like, I can't deal with this. And I'm like going, you know what? That's better, though. I'd rather have that. Yeah. I'd rather have. I would rather have that than have them here for like a couple of weeks and then on a day when you really needed that, you know, yeah, I, that my high school boyfriend got a job at Hungry Howie's Pizza. Today's in a row. I'm talking about Hungry Howie's and he quit after his first day because he didn't realize that he didn't get to make his own schedule. So when they gave him his schedule, he was like, well, I can't work this day and this day and this day. And they're like, well, you gave us your availability, so he put you down for these days. And he was like, yeah, no, I'm not doing it. So after one day on the job, honestly, who thinks that they're going to make their own schedule, though, like, that just shows you. But even, but nowadays, I think that that happens where people are like, yeah, I'm sorry, but I, no, no, no, I'd love to have that job. That'd be great. But I'm going to come at this time. It's like, would you, you don't go to school and all of a sudden go, no, no, eight o'clock class. Let's do like 12 o'clock class. I'll be good with that. Well, I think it just makes me sad because you know the parents have not walked them through that. You know, like, where would you learn that other than your parents being like, this is what you expect at your first job. Yeah. Where are you guys? Jesus, I don't know, eight for four mojo live eight for four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight, some other guy, some other hoodlum hootlum just walked in here. He's in all the time. Who's that? Who's that? Oh, there you are. I didn't know. I was like a guy with a hoodie on. Oh, and then I'll get all these guys. By the way, this is like the band of misfit toys. These are our promotions people. This is unbelievable. All I want. What's happening today? Like what? All y'all lingers. This is, uh, this is training. This is like a show. This is our training. Everybody walk up to the microphone and get a, get some love. I know you guys just said your names and stuff, but let's go one by one. Tell us your, I want your name and want, if you go, you're going to school with city, whatever the deal is, throw out, throw it out there. Cause for those who don't know, the promotions people are like what our old interns were like, except for they don't get any college credit out of the state because our company doesn't do college credits. So, so one by one, get in the line for, form a single file line behind Elissa. Oh my. All right. Single file line. Everybody walk there. All right. Ready? One by one. And then Elissa, you got to get up and, uh, I got to go. Everybody stand up. Stand up from the thing. Yeah. There you go. All right. Go ahead. One by one. I'm Elissa. Um, I go to Indiana. I'm a Hoosier. That's all. And I'm 21. Just 21. Wait, here's your shot. All right. I'll take that later. Don't worry. All right. Next, next, next. Here we go. Come on up. Okay. I went to Kalamazoo. Go Broncos. Go Broncos. To your west. From Western. Western. Here's your shot. All right. There you go. My name is Kristen and I am an Oakland University graduate. Uh, Go Grizzlies. Yes. Here's your shot. And he also, by the way, doubles as our receptionist. I've seen him at the front desk a lot. I'm just in a package. Isabella. Isabella. Isabella Walker? Come on up here. I am Isabella. Also, uh, Oakland University graduate. Go Grizzlies. Yeah. Here's your shot. What's going on everybody? I'm Matt. I did not graduate college. Yeah. But presenting all of us that couldn't get into school. Yeah. But I'm 22 in two weeks and, uh, I'm just in sales right now doing sales job. So do your parents know where you are right now? Do they? Yeah. Yeah. My parents know what I am. All right. What happened to your phone? Oh, dude. Great story, actually. This is a great story. It's bad. So I'm, uh, I'm downtown in Royal Oak, right? Uh, it's my buddy's birthday. It's his, uh, 20 second birthday. And I'm getting into the Uber. And the Uber driver, like suddenly cause my buddy dropped his phone. So I'm going to pick it up and my phone's in the side door. Uber driver slams it in my phone. Oh my God. Oh my God. So I'm like, sitting there. I'm like, just screaming and pain and everything like that. I mean, obviously I didn't feel it cause I'm, uh, you know, a little messed up. But I mean, at the end of the day, I, the guy's like, Oh, I'm so sorry. Like you, like, I'm like, I'm leaving you a one star review. You just slammed my finger. This thing's been like this for like six weeks. Oh. I haven't even touched it. Oh my God. I just said it was going to play its course. Yeah. This is what it is. Did you go to Taco Bell afterwards to make yourself feel better? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is by the way, the future. I took another one here. Who's that? Who else? Anybody else? We got everybody. Got everybody. That's it. No, this is our team. This is. Yes. Exactly. All right. Well, welcome. Yeah. Say it. Go ahead. What is going on? Stephen, go ahead. It's Stephen. And you know, I don't know if as you count this as college, but I went to specs. Howard. Yeah. Am I allowed to talk about the hotel hookup? Or no? No. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. It's a good story. It's a sweet story. It's a sweet story. Yeah, it's a sweet story. Um, he got to grow with the hotel hookup. I've actually seen somebody that's been dating her for a while now, since then. Yes. I know I love that for you, Stephen. Mojo in the morning's hotel hookup of me. Even to the best. Oh my God. I like that. Buddy, I got to tell you that that's good. We did know we've had a lot of babies come out of our singles, Mingle parties and hotel hookups. He's like, I already got one out there. I don't want any more. He's sitting on the couch right now. I'm good now. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't even remember your kid. Nope. No, bring him. Angela. What's up, Angela? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Angela. Angela. Oh, she hung up the phone. Angela was going to tell us that she actually lasted one day on her job. She was one of the people that called up and only lasted one day. She was like, I would love to know what it was. What strip club was that anymore? Oh. You know, you know, eight for four mojo live eight four four six six five six five four eight is the telephone number. Shannon is going to do the dirty, you guys, but stick around. We got these guys want to, or KP says she wants a team photo of the. Let's get it. Of the none of you. Oh, good. All of them. All of us together. Everybody. I don't want to. I'm not on their team. I think I want to be on Matt's team. I'm not on Matt's team. The guy can't get his finger out of the door. What's up, Fatima? What's going on? Hi. I just want to know if Matt has any social media because he sounds cute. Really? Matt, she said you have social media because she sounds cute. Do you have a girlfriend, man? I do not have a girlfriend. He's so single. Shut up IG, bro. Let her know. So single. We'll tag him in the photo. We'll tag you in the photo. I'll get tagged in the photo. He'll be the one with the messed up thumb. He looks like every guy that was a friend of my son, Joe's. Seriously. That's what he looks like. He does. He's like every guy that would hang out with my son, Joe. And I would find the next morning laying on the floor with an empty pizza box. Gary, what was his name, Mojo? Which one? Gary Griffin. Grant. Grant. Oh, Grant. All right, we're going to give you a chance to win Usher tickets. Usher baby. Text the Y-E-A-H to 95500 for your shot. That's Y-E-A-H. Text that to 95500. Standard text and data rates do apply. Okay. Round two. Name something that's not boring. Laundry? Ooh. A book club. Computer solitaire. Huh? Oh. Sorry. We were looking for Chumba Casino. Chumba. Chumba. Chumba Casino.com has over 100 casino-style games. 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