Mojo In The Morning
Kev Doesn't Shower Everyday
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For me, it depends on one and this is bad, but if I smell myself, that's a trigger warning like, "Hey, you need to go shower real quick," or it depends on how active I am that day. So if I have a day where I'm literally, it's a chill-mo day and I'm not doing a lot, then I don't think that I'm stinking, so I won't shower. First off, it's very nice of you to be so honest with us because now I'm going to smell you a little bit more, but I shower every day. Kat, the only time I don't shower if I'm not feeling well or maybe one of those Saturday or Sundays where it's like, "Eh, we're just sitting around the house all day," but I'll shower at least one time, maybe before I go to bed. She's shinning your eyes so you're an everyday shower. I shower every day. Now, have experts have said it's actually bad for your skin to shower every day? Like, you don't have to shower every day, so... I mean, I'm not doing it for medical reasons. But I know I don't, I'm just a super, I feel yucky if I don't shower and I'm super self-conscious about the way I smell, so even if I just do a quick rinse-y, I like jump in. So even my armpits in my Christmas and get out, I at least do that. I don't know, I'm just, I change my underwear twice a day. I'm more lenient to believe you and Meghan, women. I believe that. Mojo, you're lying. Now, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I shower every day. There are some weeks where it's six days a week. Thank you. And I will be honest, there are some times where I fall asleep on the couch at 6 p.m. and I wake up. You know, like, there are those days, but I wash my hair once a week. You are so lucky. I know. You could tell. I wash my hair. I get for women, you know, not washing their hair. I can't, I can't go a day even without washing my hair. I, first of all, Kevin, you, I don't know why you look at me and think this about me, but I don't know if you know this. I'm a large man with large crevices and I got to make sure those crevices. Do you wash all your crevices every time you shower? I do. I wash my privates. Oh, yeah, I clean my belly button out under butt cheeks. Oh, yeah. I let the water roll in between my butt cheeks. We can't help it. We both have frog butts. Leave us alone. Oh, by the way, I would like to give Kevin this right now just to clean himself up. I mean, sometimes you gotta wipe a ball here and there, but in my mind, I am not. People listen, give them the number. I don't know the number. Eight eight four four mojo live eight four four six six five six five four eight. There have to be people out there who are honest. We don't have to smell, but you cannot tell me that everybody in the world is showering every single day. I just had this conversation with Lucy, who's 10? And probably either just starting to go through puberty or about to. And when we were on vacation recently, I was like, one, because I could smell her here and it was before we left and this is four days into the trip. I was like, get in the shower right now. I felt like a terrible mother, but it had probably been three to four days and wanted to talk to Kev. What's up, man? I agree with Kev. Come on. I can shower every day. I just don't. So I work hybrid. I go into work a few days a week and I work from home a few days a week. So on the days that I go in after I come home, I do take a shower because I feel icky dirty, but if I'm at home and I never leave out, I'm not taking a shower. Thank you. Good morning. I don't have a specific schedule, but probably every other day is I do, but I'm fine. I want you to know, and I shower every day and even sometimes twice a day if I know that Chelsea's going to want to make love, which is very rare, but sometimes it happens. Thanks. Do you shower, Anne and Kev, will you shower if you know you're going to have sex or after sex? Yes. Yeah. Before. Yeah. Come home. Pass. Yeah. Think back. Think back. And then I wear that. That loomie 72 hour dope. The odorant to it. I'm not a sweater. Oh, I heard that. That's good. Try that. I want to try to put it everywhere. Ooh. On your pits from your pits to your. Yeah. Yeah. I love that commercial. What's up Gabby? How you doing? Good morning. What's up Gabby? We're doing good. It's a little stinky in here. I forgot. The remix this morning. Your turn. Are you a shower, Gabby? Oh, I do not shower every day, but my mother. She's obsessed with showering every day. I think it's a. She has clean sheets like she doesn't want to go to bed dirty and dirty the sheets. But she'd rather make sure that she knows that she's clean and goes to bed every day. She showers every day at eight o'clock. So I know if I call home, she'll be in the shower about eight o'clock. Yeah. And she also won't wear like the same shirt twice. Like she's got to wash it. So she won't rehang it even if she's clean. She'll still have to wash it and make sure she doesn't re wear her clothes unless they've been washed and hung back up. You know, it's interesting you talk about the clean sheets. That's how Chelsea is too. She does not want to go to bed with dirty sheets. Like so if I have like a very aggressive day, you know what I mean? Like if I'm out a lot or whatever, like she'll be like, Hey, you ever want to because she doesn't want it to be dirty sheets. Alicia, what's up, Alicia? Hi, long time listeners. I'm calling. Yeah. So I do believe I do agree with kids. I don't shower every day. I do maybe every other day or every two to three days. Like two to three days. Oh geez. Wow. Two to three days. Mm hmm. So I'll still do like the hobo bath, but like jumping in every time. I don't, I don't do it every time. Yeah. 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