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Dirty 4: Margaritas in Butt Couple gets Arrested
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. Shannon with the dirty on the 30 this morning here. This is the wrap up for this morning. We got about four more left tomorrow. I thought today was Friday. I woke up this morning, I got up, I'm like, "Oh, it's not raining outside. It was kind of nice." Especially it was like soggy and I'm like, "Oh, it's only Thursday." But you know, every day in the summer when your family's like off, kids are out of school, it feels like summer vacation. Isn't it? If we didn't have the job that starts this early in the morning, like you can come to work at any time, what time would you show up for this thing? Oh my God. I probably wouldn't wake up until one. I'm right. I love when people are like, "I woke up so early. I got up at 6.30. Are days half over?" What's going on in there? Okay. So everybody is talking about this op-ed that George Clooney, who was a Democrat through and through, wrote for The New York Times. It was published yesterday and in it, a scathing essay about how President Joe Biden needs to step aside from the 2024 presidential race. Now Clooney is known for the political, the Democratic fundraisers that he hosts. He just hosted one, in fact, for the president a couple of weeks ago. It raised $28 million, but he said in his piece that Biden just can't win the battle against time right now. Clooney also condemned Democratic Party leaders for ignoring every warning sign of the president's declining physical and mental health and for trying to defend his poor debate performance against Donald Trump. He also added that Democrat voters collectively, quote, "Hold our breath or turn down the volume whenever we see the president, who we respect, walk off Air Force One or walk back to a mic to answer an unscripted question." I mean, the whole thing was just kind of shocking coming from George Clooney. Well, this morning, President Biden's team is clapping back at this op-ed post and they're doing so by mocking the fundraiser that George hosted last month. One of the things that they were saying is, you know, the president was so grateful to be there. He was grateful to talk to all of his donors. He stayed for three plus hours, whereas George Clooney took a photo and then quickly went home. I think that this is going to be interesting. I have heard that she didn't want to run, and then now I'm hearing different stories like from some of the blog sites that I'll go to. I think Michelle Obama says, if she says, I would be a candidate for a president. I think he steps aside. Yeah. I mean, it would be a total game changer. It would be a complete game changer, because right now you're looking at it and you're going, okay, they're doing polling to see what the vice president would be like going up against, you know, Donald Trump. If Michelle Obama were to throw her hat into it, I think it would change the course of things. Yeah. And I do, Shannon asked me off here, she goes, what do you think is going to happen? I said, I don't think he's going to be the candidate in November. Trump is loving this right now, bro. He flies so under the radar. He don't got to pick a VP. He doesn't have to say anything. Well, he's got to pick a VP soon. What I mean by that is that's not the topic of conversation. He's flying so under the radar right now and everything is surprising how quiet it can't. It's surprising that he's usually more vocal, but he doesn't have to be very quiet. Yep. By the way, Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer on with Stephen Colbert last night trying her best to avoid questions about President Biden's mental fitness. I've seen clips of the debate. You didn't watch the debate. I was actually out on the West Coast with a couple of my colleagues and they don't have to be out there. I forgot. I mean, California. Yeah. Exactly. It's true. Yeah. What was your reaction? Did you, were you just like, you know what? Stay the course. Doesn't matter. Full speed ahead. Joe, or did to give you pause at all? I like your tie. She saw her. She also made an appearance on CNN yesterday. What more should he do to shut this conversation down? Should he, as some people have suggested, just go ahead and take a cognitive test and demand that Donald Trump do the same? I don't think that it hurt, to be honest, but at the end of the day, you know, so you think that he should take a cognitive test? I don't think it would hurt. Love her. I know. Olivia Munn, John Mulaney, are married. They kept this very, very quiet, tied the knot at a very intimate wedding in New York over the July 4th weekend, did it at a friend's house? Maybe their little boy and a witness were in attendance for their exchange of vows. Yeah. I know. I kind of, I love them together too. According to an attorney by the name of Ariel Mitchell Kidd, who is representing one of Diddy's alleged sex trafficking victims, Adria English, Diddy, this is going to be big news, is going to be indicted very, very soon for all of the allegations that he's facing. When you say very shortly, there's something coming down. Shortness can be perceived anyway, you know, it might be a couple of weeks, it might be a couple of months, but I know that there is a finish line that we kind of came in at the end of, and something will be happening sooner rather than later. Yeah. Wow. I know. What do you think happens sooner? Him getting indicted, or Jeffrey Epstein's list being announced finally? That's never going to happen, so I think we're going to get indicted. That's crazy. And did you guys see the still shots, I guess you could say now because the video has almost been wiped clean from everywhere, but the Georgia couple that was filmed pouring the margarita down the butt. Did you say that? Hold on a second. Stop or say. Okay. No idea. What are you? Where are you looking at this? No, so when this guy, yeah, this guy named Joe Boyette took this now viral video of himself attempting to funnel a margarita down the butt crack of his wife. I got a damn margarita. Who didn't know why, but okay, this happened at the rodeo Mexican restaurant and way across Georgia. However, he couldn't get the funnel to work, so he tossed the funnel and then poured the margarita straight down his wife's booty as she was on all fours in the booth inside of the restaurant. So she's on her hands and knees, her butt's exposed, and this guy is pouring the margarita in her butt. Here's where the story just doesn't make sense. Well, the whole thing doesn't make sense to me, but it really doesn't make sense. The wife decided to call the cops to complain because she was upset that the video was leaked and went viral online. Well, that call instead triggered the couple's arrests. Right. Well, obviously you can't do that. So they both got arrested. Wait, I'm sitting in it's a group sharing. This is interesting. What do you have the actual video? Let's go to border Cantina today. Would you like to have? I'm not drinking none now, Joe, but you think this is this would be an interesting one. That's by the way, something that I've never in my life ever doing other things. Okay, so you have a video of the video, but it like look at that. Hold on. Hold on. Kool-aid ladies on the phone with us. Mojo on the morning. Kool-aid lady, how are you doing? What do you think about this? Kool-aid lady, they're drinking margaritas out of a butt. Would you whichever. Hey, that a killer fucker right there, man. Absolutely. How about Kool-aid? Would you do a little Kool-aid out of the butt? Are you kidding? That's gross. Come on. That's nasty. I'm telling it. This is weird. I'm telling you, Kool-aid lady, we should try this. We should definitely try the butt margarita. I want to know what's so funny, is this rodeo Mexican restaurant calls themselves a family-friendly dining expert. What is this? What is this? This is this. All right, for all of today's dirty, get all caught up on the podcast on the free I-Heart Radio app or mojo-in-the-morning.com. We love you, Kool-aid lady. Okay, I'm going to make like a hockey pan, get the pug guy to you. All right. We'll see you later. Bye, Kool-aid lady. Take care. Get more dirt at mojo-in-the-morning.com. Mojo-in-the-morning's dirty on the 30. An official message from Medicare. 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