Mojo In The Morning
KP and Meaghan Refused to Hold The Door Open for Kev
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No, you got enough to eat. No, I want to snack here. You eating BS this morning. Here's what happens. Okay. Here's what happens. So we're only in Thursday, right? We're only at Thursday at this point in a week. So we've been to work four days, including today. Out of the four days, including today, I have gotten to work, even though a quote on the latest person, I've gotten to work earlier than both Megan and KP. I've got of my car before they have. I'm proud of you. I've seen them pull in. And instead of going inside of the building and coming up to work and coming straight here, I've decided to wait at the door and hold the door open for them. So when I thank you, Shannon. So when I pull in today and I see Megan and KP together walking towards the door and I visually see Megan turn and look at me and connect with my eyes. In my mind, it's, oh, they're going to be great individuals and wait at the door just as I have for them. And you know what the hell happened? What happened? When I walked to the door, what? I hear them giggling at the top of the stairs. Oh God. They did not hold the door. They didn't hold the door for you. They did not. Wait. You held the door. Three of these four days. Two. Two. Okay. For them. Yes. They didn't hold the door for you and giggled on their way inside. Okay. You don't care about anyone but yourself. Here's the thing. First of all, the fact that you even expected good behavior from us is your own damn fault. We all knew you were the better person. So right off the bat, your own fault for thinking we were good people. Second, let me tell you what happened on our end. I see you coming in. I'm like, all right. Kevin's right behind us. I provided KP. And she looks at me and she goes, run. It's KP. It is. It is. But I am only as cool as people because in my mind, I immediately went back to like first grade self and I was like, get up. Don't get up the stairs right now. Oh my God. Winding. I was winded right at the stairs this morning. Listen, I'm one of those type of people that I treat people how I want to be treated. Right. I want people to hold up in the door for me. And that's not why I do it. I'm just a good person. But now I'm not holding the door open for y'all. It's all right. You give people. Do you give people gifts just to an expected thank you know back? No, KP. But it would be nice if you respected me the same way I respect you. Honestly, I just thought it would be funny. Okay, but let's all laugh at it. I'm going to have a good laugh the rest of these days. I'm not going to be up with nothing. My favorite part about this is I'm kind of winded at this place. And I'm standing here holding your chair facing the door big smile on my face like I'm so glad you're here. And you were like, don't smile at me. Don't smile at me. Half of my mind, honestly, to Megan's point about you're a better person than us. You shouldn't expect it. Half me didn't expect you guys to be nice. Walking to the door. Half me was like, they're not going to do it. They're not going to be there. That does drive me crazy though. Oh, yeah. That's the worst. Yeah. It does. It really, really done it to me. Oh, yeah. I know. It's going to be me. It really, really does because... Wait, KP is a multiple time offender? Bitchhole. Absolutely. I'm literally the first six months we've worked here. Y'all are at the topic around me now holding the door. I am not sorry. I have no remorse. I'm going to continue doing it. Y'all are so slow, slow, slow. And I'm not waiting. Okay. I knew that was the attitude. Shannon is so sweet. Shannon will wait. And I takes me a long time to go. You are slow. And I'm like, oh my God, I didn't expect her to wait for me. And she's there and she's holding it. I answered you now as well. I wait for you. She makes her like grocery list in the afternoon. I'm not joking. It's very true. See that? If I knew that was the attitude behind it, I would not have participated in the drug. I thought it was just... Oh, you can't back out now. I did. You were laughing. We see that judge on your face. I loved every second of that. Are you saying... Wait, are you saying that you got peer pressured into it? I absolutely did. I would jump off the bridge. I would do drugs. All right. I got to ask you a question. Is it worse? And by the way, our phone number 844-Mojo-Live, 844-665-6548, hopefully you're not like me just having some popcorn and joining this. Participative. You're like, I want to ask, is it worse if you know the person that doesn't hold the door for you or if a complete stranger does it? Because I get mad when a complete stranger, you go to the mall and they do that. You know? Yeah. Now I also get mad because honestly, I hold the door open for women more than I do men. Yes. And I'll hold the door open differently. Like, I'll do one of those things where I walk in the door and whatever side my arm is, I'm already in the door when I hold it open for a guy. Yeah. For a woman, I'm standing on the outside allowing her to walk in first. If you don't say thank you, you're getting a five-letter word in my mind. Can I give you a credit? Hell yeah. Why not say thank you? I also want to change something real quick. Yesterday, I held the door for you twice and I gave you the door because I know that you like holding it. It's a guy thing. KV. I'm talking about when we entered the building. Wait. Yeah. She's counting her door holding. She's on. She's hit the quota for the week. Yeah. And this is where I wanted to give you. That's my cap. Yeah. This is where I wanted to give you credit was when you did hold the door for me. Don't give me credit. No. No, he wants a sticker. Give it to him. No. I said you were the better person. I just want it. Resiprocity. Resiprocity. That's all I want. No. I find it. But I find it interesting, Kevin is like the happiest guy in the world. I mean, he comes in in the morning, he gets all of us to be in a good mood. Today he came in and man, you lost your religion today, too. I'm on fire. Yeah. You were like, listen, Tupac, I ain't a killer, but don't push me. Okay. I wouldn't have been at one in the morning. I'm not playing. Oh, that's. That's what it is. You're tired. Yeah. Don't want it. No. This has nothing to do with my energy levels. This is right versus wrong. Don't do it wrong. But don't let them change who you are as a person. No, no. I don't want this. I don't want this to now be that you're not going to hold doors for people because of this. You cannot let that happen to you. I'm going to hold doors for people. Your mother would be so disappointed in you. I'm so glad that Kevin's in trouble in this situation. No, no, no, no, no trouble. This is what it's me, or Megan. Mama, mama, uh, Kev would be very upset with you for saying Gator Billy's on with us. Guy's Gator Billy. What's happening? Gator Billy. I don't, but what they tell you was, you know, the warm up here, ain't it? It is. Isn't it? I don't know. Kevin, Kevin, catch that gator. Yeah. Kevin, by the way, it was almost like a Gator snapped at the studios this morning. What's going on, buddy? What do you think about this? Who's in the wrong on this one, Gator Billy? I am from the south of common courtesy is to open the door for everybody, man or woman. Common courtesy is to thank them. Yeah. Gator Billy knows. Yeah. Not a five in the morning. You're back. It's fucking right. I know. And it's funny because K P is attracted to guys like you, southern guys with charm, but she's got no charm this morning with this son. Gator. Are you single? What? No, ma'am. I married 20 years. You sound disappointed. Yeah. Wait. You got to change your tone. No. I know. You know what though? If somebody gives me like K P says that to you, you're like, Oh crap. Why do I, you know? All right. It's okay. I'm happy. It's man in the world. I'm there 20 years. I love it. And you always hold that door open for that lovely lady. Don't you? Right. What would she do if you held the door open and held it for another lady? Is she okay with that or did she get jealous? Yeah. My wife's cool. She knows I have manners. I respect for people. Okay. All right. See that? See that? Kristen Megan. Go off back to you. Oh my God. All right. Shoot. Oh my God. This is amazing. All right. I'm six foot four, two hundred forty five pounds. I'm a big old dude. Nice people. What a guy. You know, by the way, we're signing you up. We're getting you into scholarship and NIL deal with the Michigan Wolverines. We'll talk to you later, buddy. All right. Take care. Gator, Billy. We'll see you. All right. Well, starting off a little feisty this morning. I love the word feisty. I don't know why the word feisty always gets me, but Megan, my favorite part of this whole thing was that K P held strong Megan right away was like, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm very sure I felt so bad about when you didn't find it as funny as we did. And then I was like, Oh, now I feel really rude because like I'm deaf, I mean, you're right. And then the whole thing, I'm trying to be like, no, Kev was a good person this week. He is nice with me. And everybody's like, no, it's called Catholic guilt that you just had. Absolutely what it is. It's time for today's Lucky Land horoscope with Victoria Cash. Life's gotten mundane, so shake up the daily routine and be adventurous with the trip to Lucky Land. You know what they say, your chance to win starts with a spin. So go to luckylandslots.com to play over a hundred social casino style games for free for your chance to redeem some serious prizes. Get lucky today at luckylandslots.com.