Mojo In The Morning
What Ruined Your Vacation?
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. What are you doing? What? I hate to say this. No, what are you doing? I thought you were here. I thought you were off. Zachary, this is Zach, everybody. Missed Zach. Exactly. Yes. Um, yeah, I don't want to be here. You got a real jealous that, uh, Lydia left, but I hope she feels better. Um, yeah. You're supposed to be on vacation, right? Yes. My vacation got canceled. Oh, yes. Okay. Yup. Um, so if you don't know, uh, last week, the whole show was off, but I ended up working, which is fine. Um, but this week I decided to take off. No, no, it was fine because, no, I like it better when you guys aren't here. It's, it's wonderful. Um, so basically I worked last week and then I was like, okay, well, I'm going to take off the following week, you know, it'll be fine. Um, my whole family is deciding to go up to, uh, Cast Lake and we're like, oh, this is going to be great. Um, yesterday while packing, packing the car, packing everything, um, my nephew, I live with my sister, um, my niece and nephew, um, my nephew, it's like, hey, I'm going to go play soccer with my friends. I'm like, okay, like, is all your stuff packed? And he was like, yeah, yeah, everything's fine. 45 minutes later, I go up to his room. Nothing's packed. I'm like, okay. That's fine. I go outside and then I see him just on the ground with like three or four adults around him and he's like crying, holding his arm. Oh, no. Oh, here we go. So then I'm like, what's going on? I didn't get any answer. My brother-in-law grabs him, picks him up, throws him in the car, and they're gone. I have his location. I checked his location and, uh, he's at the hospital, um, come to find out, uh, well, fast forward. They were there for eight hours. It was like seven and a half hours. Wow. Um, we didn't leave on time and, uh, come to find out he didn't break anything. He, uh, just had a little fracture in his wrist. That's right, man. Everything was fine. It was fine. He didn't even get a cast. Nothing. So they can't even put a cast on. Nope. They just gave him ice and some numbing medication and, uh, it canceled our whole vacation. No. Yeah. So like we can go today, I guess, but, uh, I decided, no, I'm just going to work. Wait a second. So stop for a second. You sound like you would have been better if he broke something that it would have made you feel better. Cause then it's legitimate. It's like, that is like, all right. Good. He came home with a cast. The little bastard doesn't have a cast. Nothing. And he's fine. And he's playing video games right now as we speak. And I'm like, bro, with the same race, with the same race, that son of a guy. Huh? By the way, I love how Zach, like almost fathers or parents or big on bodies. Yeah. There's your bag. Not back. Hey, buddy. My brother in law and my sister are like packing other things and figuring out their own mess. So I'm like, okay, I might as well like quick question for you, Zach. Very first off, Zach brings me like calmness when he talks because he's such a cute guy, you know what I mean? Like he's like, Hey, yeah. Sorry. So I just said it. I'm just going to work. The guy was taking a vacation. He's going to take like, you know, a few days off, which is well deserved. He's like one day going, and now I'm not going to take one off now. I don't know. He's a shame. Oh, you take time. By the time I go up to Cass Lake, it will cast. You say go up to Cass Lake like it's up North, Cass Lake is in is live in West. 20 minutes from here. Yeah, it's like four. Yeah. Maybe it's wrong. When you said that wrong, like I'm going up North to Cass Lake, it's my Trevor city. Go on. Oh, you're going up. Okay. Yeah. So it's like, I knew something was wrong with this story. When he started talking about that, I'm like going, Jesus, I got like five Chaldeans that my friends that live on Cass Lake, I could probably call them up and you could go there now if you wanted to. My fault. Wrong. Like, we're going up Trevor city. Okay. Aren't you glad though? Because barrel running crazy right now. That's right. It's raining all over the place. Yeah. I mean, I'd rather not work. What is the dumb thing that ruined your vacation? This one is poor kid, man, he ended up having to go to the hospital. The eight hours, it took him eight hours and your brother on an emergency room. That's how everyone was blowing off their fingers from the following weekend. Wow. In the emergency room. I just got to go to that DMC children's in Troy. Somebody, somebody, why is it? Can you get in and out of there and like, yeah, seriously, shout out to them. I've had great experiences with them. Yeah. Can I tell you what's amazing? Why is it you never injure yourself on like a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday? You always injure yourself on a Friday or Saturday night or Sunday. Then the B teams working on the weekends or something. The B teams. No, or there's less people working. Is you always acting crazy on those days? Is that what it is? You're probably calmer Monday through Thursday. Like I always say to, you know, anybody in my family, the kids and stuff, I used to do this with the kids. I'm like bubble wrap yourselves this weekend because we're not injuring themselves because I ain't wasting my weekend in an emergency room like Zach's brother in Miami though. Eight hours. Kill me. What's up, Tasha? Hi. Hi. What's going on? Oh, I'm just calling to let you know that a, uh, a fracture is a break. Yes. But he didn't get a cast if he would add a, he needs a cast for Zach to feel bad for her. I need the proof. Oh, okay. Yeah. I get it. Okay. But he said, you know, it's not broken. It's just fractured. So it just heals on his own? Like you don't need a, they can't. My brother in law, like bottom and ace bandage, but like he's not wearing that while he's playing Fortnite right now. And I'm like, bro. That doesn't sound. Do you walk by his room, uncle, Zach and go, you ruin my vacation all the time. Yeah. Last night. Yeah. Tasha, Zach, I bet you got my favorite with Zach is he gets nervous to talk on the radio and you know how you can tell he's nervous. His mouth gets, he goes, he goes, you get a little like dry mouth in your mouth. Sorry. You know what we need? We need, can we have like, can you see if the pistons during the off season have like their water jugs behind, you know, they squirt in the model for Zach, like that. We need to put like a towel around his neck, like he's coming to the bench and stuff like that. Super. Hold on, Zach. Come on over here. What's up, Jenna? Hi. Good morning. How are you? Good morning. What's going on? Um, I was camping one time when I was about 11 and I was playing in the sand dunes and I jumped off the sand dunes and broke both bones in my left leg and had to be carried off the sand dunes by like eight firemen and then rest to the ER. So the family vacation was over with at that point. Yep. Completely ruined. You know, that's the worst thing. I mean, it, well, I was going to say at least you got to the dunes, Zach didn't even get up to the, to the lake up there. Yeah. I mean, as an adult, don't you dream about being carried by him? Jenna, did everybody in your family give you dirty looks because they all had to come home? Um, they all stayed. My mom came and got me. Oh, that's bad. God. What are the hospitals like up north like you when you go up to these lakes and stuff? What are the, what's the hospital like near Walloon Lake? Does they have a nice one? It's very quiet. Yeah. So actually months in a Traverse city, I spent a week there. I was hospitalized when I was at summer camp too for an asthma attack and it was, it's it's a good, legit hospital hospital. I remember one time I got my boyfriend took a shout out to Mr. Burton. He died. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know why I said it. It's summertime ADD. You know, this is, I had a cold shavey SS who's, I'm off track. So Mr. Burton used to take a fish and all the time. This was his vibe. He's go fishing. For some reason, I had the knife to like cut the string or whatever the case was and split my thumb open. Oh, that was so mad. I just had to sit there and bleed and they would not let me fish anymore. I'd just sit in the car by myself. Oh, wait. They threw you in the car. Yeah. I didn't sit in the car. Everybody. Everybody having fun. Catch some fish. I'm just holding my thumb. Bleeding. Oh, so mad. Mr. Burton. It sounded like a nice guy. Shout out to him. Thank you. Thank you. You're dead, buddy. You're dead. You're dead. My man almost lost his hand over there. What's up, Nancy? Hi. So it was the day we were getting ready to go to Disney World and my mom, my dad, my sister, my brother, his wife. And we rented a like mobile home, you know, like I can't, not the camper, but the kind you drive. And so I went riding my bike, I ended up flipping over my bike. I broke my jaw and for it before we were getting ready to leave, had to go to the dentist. They were going to call everything off, but they ended up finding a dentist in Tennessee that could look at me because my jaw got wired shut. Oh, wait. The family still went on the road trip, though. That's amazing. We also went and we're not canceling this thing. I don't even care. We have to go to Mickey Mouse. I know. I mean, because they have put all that, you know, money out for everything. And so we had the, our, the my dentist contacted someone in Tennessee and got it checked out. And they should have just threw Zach's nephew in the car. We're putting in a car kid with his arm hanging out for a kid. Do we know what your nephew's name? Oh, Sam. Sam. Do we know if he's on Fortnite now, doesn't he have like a cool gamer name or something? He sent me a, he got first bed of royal. That's better than a vacation. You know what I mean? Who wants to go up North when you can sit there and just play Fortnite? My favorite was my, my kids, we would do that. I would go rent a place up North, like somebody's cabin or late home. And my kids would bring their video game systems and stay inside playing video games the entire time. Like, why the hell am I doing? I could have done this in West Bloomfield. It's crazy. All right, Zach. Nice work, Zach. Thanks. We love you. We're happy you're here. Yeah. Zach, Zach, we don't need, Zach don't need no vacate. I don't need no food game vacation. Welcome to FHS living where luxury meets lifestyle across Metro Detroit. 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