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Second Date Update: Fully Nude Couples Message

Duration:
13m
Broadcast on:
10 Jul 2024
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This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. It's the second date update. A mojo in the morning. So Dino is getting ghosted, not getting a call back after he went on a date. Dino what's going on? How you doing? Hello, sir. Yes, she's not answering her phone. I don't know why. We got her. We actually got her, so I'm going to pick her up and we're going to get her right now because she actually was ghosting you, ghosting us for a little bit. We're going to find out what's going on. Lisa is on the phone with us. Lisa, are you there? I am here. How you doing, Lisa? Are you okay with being on with us? Yeah, sure. All right. Lisa, say hi to Dino. Oh, no. Hi. What is that? What is the? Oh, no. Oh, my God, so Dino submitted to us that you guys went on a date with each other and you're not calling them back, which by the way, text date to 95500 if you would like to be on second date update with us here on the mojo in the morning show. How was the date? What did you guys do, Lisa? Date, but he took me to a full body nude couple massage on our first date in the middle of nowhere where I'll get straight to it. The very first time you guys have ever met each other. You did a couple's massage. Exactly. Man. Dino is a guy. You're the man. Do you know? That's pretty crazy. Is that a bad? So is that a bad date? Dino, yes, sir. What were you thinking that she just needed a little relaxation and that's why you were taking her on a full body nude couple's massage. Yes, sir. I thought it would make her go like next to relax. Did it have to be a couple's massage? Like that's just really weird. I believe we can get to know each other that way, you know. Did it have to be nude? I'm full nude in front of me and everything. Hang a link, ding a link. Dino, Dino. This is far far beyond trash. Did Dino talk ahead of time like, hey, this is what I'm planning or was it a complete surprise to you? Honey, no. Surprise. It's a complete surprise. So Dino, you didn't think that that would make her feel a little awkward going into a massage. Was it like what a massage parlor or a place or a massage place? Sorry, it was reputable. I looked it up on the internet and the internet said it had a good review and have like seven reviews. No, no, no. No, no, no. He got me to a strip mall, guys. A strip mall massage? Hey, listen. Hey, there are some. There are some real good ones. Yeah. But the reason why I asked this question is don't you think that you should forewarn your date, Dino, that, hey, I'm thinking about doing this instead of just throwing that surprise on them. The answer is yes. I didn't want to ruin the surprise. And what a surprise it is. But a lot. There are so many different things here that that can be very, very uncomfortable, obviously. I wouldn't want to be naked in front of somebody after meeting them for the first time. And also when it's a first date, I think most women would say we, you know, get dressed and do our hair and our makeup so that we're looking our best and then you're telling me I'm going to be faced down on a massage table and I'm going to have oil over him. I'm going to be kind of upset. See, it's diggling away and he's diggling, a lingling, a lingo, whatever you said. It's going to be weird. Dino. Is this the first time that you've taken a woman to one of these things? Yes, sir. I don't have a lot of, I haven't been on a lot of dates. Yeah. Listen. And so I thought I thought it was a good idea. Yeah. You sound very sweet. You've had bad intentions. Fighters. What? What? Fighters. And they had spiders, spiders, like a little one of eight little cooler with old water bottles in there. Yeah. This is the place you took me to. So, so it wasn't like a really nice. Okay. So let me ask you this, Lisa. If it was a, like a fancy place, would you think differently? Do you just have a bad taste in your mouth because it was a strip massage parlor? I mean, there's a lot to this going on. I'll tell you that. She brings me into this nasty, dirty place. She strips in front of me and just looks at me like, Hey, here I am. So I'd rather be faced down. Oh, Shay, what's going on, Shay? It's Mojo in the morning, second date of day. Hi. Good morning, everyone. What's happening? I, I, my common ones that I felt like, you know, has been listening to too many of those a half a mil strategy podcast. Yes. Right. Like he's automatically thinking like he's just like this huge fry and he doesn't have to do too much. But he's just going to impress this woman and it's like his confidence is way too high right now. He doesn't have to put in too much too much effort. So this is like, well, that's a, yeah, I don't know if not putting too much effort was definitely made. He'd made the appointment, but it was the wrong effort. Unfortunately, it wasn't a comfortable thing. What would you do if a guy took you on a date to go get a massage on the first stage? Oh my god. In the middle of nowhere, I would have to get him for like up front. I'm just, I'm done. Yeah. Um, a four, four mojo live, a four, four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight is a massage on the first date, a bad date. If he just let me do the massage and left, that would be fantastic. That actually is interesting. One day though. We got to enjoy it together. I'm actually a first date. You're trying to get to know somebody. I'm saying I just need some time alone. Look, I love a good massage, I agree with you, but yeah, you're even like, I always think a movie for that reason is a bad first date because there's no time for you guys to actually talk that you got to go get dinner afterwards though, and you can talk about the movie. Hey, Mojo in the morning. Hi. Is this a bad first date? Oh, that's sorry. I got a little. Massages. Massages are already already give me anxiety and are uncomfortable and I don't know about you guys. It's like, do you talk to the person, do the person giving you the massage? Do you talk to them? Do you not talk? Are you rude if you don't talk? Do you get naked? Do you believe you're in a room? I tried to talk. There are so many things that already make me nervous. Now add to the fact that it's a first date of some dude I've never even met before. Oh my God. I tried to talk in a couple's massage with Chelsea and she said, this is not romantic or relaxing to have you just sitting there and talking to me. That was I think the last couple's massage we ever did. What's up, Kinsie? Hi. Hi, the guys. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener. Hey, Kinsie's on the phone. What do you think? Good date or bad date? I do not think this is a good date personally. I would be so uncomfortable if some guy that I had never met before took me to a place and just wanted to get naked and massage me. That might be just me, but I would much rather go on like a fancy dinner or to the movies or even Applebee's. No, it's like not consensual almost, so I don't know. Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea for the first date. What's going on? 844-Mojo live, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number 844-Mojo live. Hi. Good date. Bad date. First date? Yes. What's happening? Who's this? Hey, this is Mark. What's going on, buddy? Hi, Mark. What are your thoughts? I didn't ask the question. Did she go through with it? Whoa, that's a good one. Hold on. Hold on. Lisa, we need to be better journalist. What did you do? I left. You didn't go through with it? No, it was creepy, creepy scared me, dude. Now, Mojo, if the role is a reverse, us men would love for a woman to take us on a massage first date. True. Yeah. It would actually be interesting if a woman would just say, "Hey, this is our first date. We're going on a massage," or "I'm even going to do the massage," would be wild. That would be a guy's dream. Oh, yeah. Thank you. What's going on? Well, hi. It's Mojo in the morning. How's it going? Good, buddy. What do you think? Hey, first time. Long time. Yeah. Yeah. Buddy's on the phone. Let's go. Memories and all the cheery mornings that we get to talk about. And I know the weather, thanks to you, but always my advice is, us guys aren't the smartest. It may look good on paper, but run it by a girl in your life for a mom, a sister, grandmother. If they say no, or you wouldn't want to do it with them, it's probably going to be creepy to somebody else, because us guys got to be careful and gentle these days. Yeah. That's good advice. Really good advice. Well, what's up, Mary? Hi. Hi. I actually wanted to say from a girl perspective, I don't like it. Like, I feel like it's unique for a date. What do you think there, Dino? You might have a girl here that might want to go on a date with you. Mary, say hi to Dino. Hi. Hi, ma'am, how are you? I'm good. Mary, are you single? Yeah, kind of. How old are you, Mary? I'm 25. Oh, I think Dino might be too old. How old are you, Dino? 43. OK. Let him give his blue bell a check. Yeah. All right. They care yourself. Hi, Mary. What's up, Stephanie? Hey, I'm a massage therapist, and I want to clear up something. Yes. Yeah. But when you come from a massage, we do relieve all that anxiety. We tell you what you feel comfortable with and what you want to do. Most people come to us to just relax and enjoy themselves. So, you know, we don't want to stress them out, and when they start talking on my table about all the things that stretch them out, I'm like, why did you come to me through the stress and be quiet? So, you want to be kind of there and put them down to sleep? Oh, OK. We're taught. You're actually referring to, should you talk during a massage, then? I do not. Yeah. My preference is to really let you relax and enjoy yourself, and so I will give her a massage any time she wants one. But meanwhile, if someone took me on a first date for a massage, I personally would love it. At the same time, it wouldn't probably be much after that, but you know, you're tired afterwards. Say hi to Dino, Dino single, and you sound like you might be a little bit more his age. Oh, you know what? Here's the bottom line. If it comes down to him putting his hands on me physically for the first date, no, that ain't happening. But a masseuse you're OK with. But as a masseuse, going to a masseuse to massage, that's awesome. So say say hi to massage therapist, Stephanie. Yeah. Oh, man, oh, man, he's so sweet. Come on. He is. Wait, Dino. Dino, you've been married before. Haven't you? Or have it? Yes, ma'am. OK, we got a text. I think we got a text from your ex wife. Did you see that text? No. What did you say? I'm not joking. You have to scroll down a little bit, but it said something to the effect of I think he's right there. The teen knows what. We got it. She said he said you are the sweetest guy in the world. Rick, come on. Did she really? No, I'm not joking. Did she really? Yes, too. All right. There's a small chance this second date update is my ex husband. And if it is, he's literally one of the sweetest men in the world. Oh, isn't that sweet? I just feel bad. But I still won't marry him. This is the home of the journey on the 30th rollback throw down the second date update and more of the roses. 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