Mojo In The Morning
Kev's Grandma's House Rules
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She had not only did she make him sit down and eat his food She has a rule that you have to chew either You have to complete the entire alphabet in your in your head as you're chewing you have to go a B CB each bite like if I bite something yeah, I got to go through the course of the alphabet or Get this I have to chew it until it turns into applesauce and at that point you know I this is my grandma This is my grandma rules. This is the rules then the last rule is and this was the rule that killed me because when she said it to him It brought me back to myself at his age sitting at her table She says that in order for you to take a sip of your juice or your water You have to fully complete whatever the meal is in front of you You cannot take a sip until you complete your food You can't drink the drink until you eat the food thanks, and can I tell you my problem with this? It sounds like she's afraid of people choking. I don't know she experienced that with the child But all the the first two were choking what I don't understand is if you're choking right in something You might need to drink water. Could you imagine be like I don't want you to choke But if you are choking don't do it Was your grandma a clean you have to clean your entire plate? I did that regardless my family Dad was that you couldn't get up from the table unless you ate every single thing on your plate So my sister Emily and I used to hide the leftover things in our napkins I think the cleaning the play thing is reason why my whole family's fat My family with you clean the plate they looked at you and went really I'm intrigued by the fact that your grandma has these different rules But she still does them in your house Oh, yeah, because she came over to your place And your grandma still she gets to do the rules that you boy you must be afraid of your grandma You can't I mean you can't tell grandma. No Like what I'm gonna say to my grandma does Josiah ever look and go dad What are you looking me all the time just to check in and be like do I have to do this? I'm like I'll put my hand in the air like I'm afraid of her I Hij JK To like applesauce though that was the worst in my life that's um that's funny like the different the rules that you know grandma What it's grandma do we have a jiu-jitsu always call her grandma? Do you have any kind of names for well now? I call her grandma mother Why are you speaking like Italian? I don't know where it came from every time I call her I'm eight for four mojo live eight four four six six five six five four eight taxes nine five five zero zero Will we ever have a chance where we have to eat in front of your grandma? Cuz I'd be afraid to see have your grandma see me eat she'll watch you too. Well, she might just sit there and watch No, that's creepy was she comment on like strangers like if you're like did she do this with like Cheryl to like Cheryl sit in their eating it's only after like people that she has like blood relation to she used to be like Awarding in the prison like it was almost like she would stand behind you. Yeah, like what you eat like Miss Trunchball What's up, Zach, I Respectfully cabb respectfully do as respectful as I can be your grandma is terrific I agree She said you can chew it and you're not to swallow anything until it turns to apples on that is when the food is Ready to be digested. Did she expect you not to use that like any It's not a good thing. Yeah, that's good. What was your question Megan? What'd you say? When it's lying down What's going on My grandpa used to say 2 32 times so that your body can actually Digest the food cuz when you swallow big chunks it's harder for your body to die dead Logic yeah 30 times though No, if you did that it did turn into like nothing. Could you be on the phone with kev's grand mama? And tell her that yeah, what's up my guy? Hey, I just want to let you guys in a little thing. So when I was a kid We'd all have dinner at the table like with mom and dad right and if we didn't finish our food My mother would put a timer on the table and she put us like five minutes if we didn't finish our food We were grounded. Oh my god. I talk about putting the fear of God into it She's you had you had a timer to eat Like I yeah, we didn't finish if you didn't finish we didn't write if we didn't like our green beans or whatever it was Oh wow like our family had a core timer if we didn't sweep fast enough. We got it Yeah, we were afraid that really I understand you. We're also afraid of the spoon and the paddle. So I get you this man Oh Was it the same spoon that your mom would use to cook things with yeah, it still had the green bean casserole on it when it Wait, she would slap your ass with Campbell's cream of mushroom soup on the on the thing Amazing you better pray that it that what it wasn't hot either. Uh Hillary. What's up? Hey, um kev's grandma needs to talk to my husband. He has a um Swallowing problem and he eats the biggest chunks of food and they get lodged in a throat all the time. Oh geez So we need to have grandma call up your husband just to tell me these did chew a little better Yeah, I work with a few doctors and um they called him before too like hey dude You need to go get your throat stretch stop eating chunks of state the size of your head You know it'd be funny the picture of that would be great Josiah and Hilary's husband sitting next to each other at the kitchen nook Two times. 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