Mojo In The Morning
5 Lies To Tell Your Mom: Not Invited to The Wedding
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, Auto Accident Attorneys. This is at autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. It's Mojo in the Morning. Sweet. Five lives to tell your mom. Deja? Hi. Hi, we're going to do five lives to tell your mom. Oh my gosh. So I understand your mom and dad are divorced. Yeah, they're not together. Oh, and they're-- Do you like each other? Yeah. No, they do not. Oh, perfect. This is perfect for this one then, because we got a good one for you. Deja, you are getting married? I am. I just got engaged like a month ago. That's awesome. Well, we're going to make this really very interesting for your mom. Are you ready? I am. Here are five lives to tell your mom. You're going to say, "Mom, I've got good news." Okay. Okay. Line number two. Say, "Dad said he'd pay for the wedding in Puerto Rico." Line number three. He said, "You can't come though." Line number four. I hope you don't mind, but it's a free wedding. And line number five. We can have a little party here when we get back. Okay. Oh, God. This is not going to go over long. Let's go over. What do you think? Mom might get a little crazy. See? I think she'll be very upset. One second. No, that's okay. Let's have this baby in this thing too, because that might be the only thing that settles mom down afterwards. Here we go. I'm ready. Five lives to tell your mom. I'm ready. Hello. How you doing? I'm okay. How are you? Okay. Two days. Don't have to talk to you about something. Oh, no. Here we go. Okay. I want you to do, like, define your inner inner, you know, useless and listen to hear me out. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. So, I mean, it's honestly good news. I have good news. Sorry, talk to my dad. Mm-hmm. And he said that, I was telling him about the wedding and our plans, and he said that he would pay for the wedding. He said that he wouldn't be comfortable if he paid for it if you came. If I came, you know, I also love his ****. So mom, it's a free wedding, like, I didn't think. I don't know. I'm hoping you didn't mind. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? No, I don't. Okay. But then I was thinking, like, maybe we could have, like, a party, like, a little party or a get together when I get back. Mm-hmm. Whatever you want, I just want you to be happy. Okay. I appreciate that. Sylvia? Yeah. It's your old man. Remember me? No. Stasia's dead. You know that ****. No. Sylvia, I couldn't let this go any further, even though it wasn't really that funny. This is Mojo in the morning, and no way. Deja had you on five lives to tell your mom. I was, like, about to launch. I don't know. She was about to crash. Oh, my, I couldn't let it happen. The patience that you, like, a thousand percent you put your daughter first. It killed me to hear your answer. No, she was going to call the family after and talk ****. No, I was, I was just going to have a meltdown after we got off the phone. I was like, this can't be happening. Sylvia, what were some of the choice words that you had for Deja's dad? I was just thinking that he was just rude. You know, it was just mean. I was not going to, you know, really fall out with her about it because I know they heard what you called him. Come on, what did you call him? Where are some of the words that you would call him? Mom, she's got a couple, um, a couple in words for sure. Oh ****. And that's probably what he would have got. Mom, you are the greatest. We got to get mom a prize for this one. Mom, we're going to give you a prize. I'm all back. I never get back. I really did. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Oh my God, Deja, was that tough? No, she was going to cry. That was a little hard. Were you feeling bad? I felt really bad. I was like, when are they going to come in? Because I'm about to. You got through the lies. Isn't that incredible to know what your mom would have done for you, though? Yeah. My gosh. She's an amazing person. I just want her to be happy. All right. You guys hang on? Right there. Okay. Yes, she might be. Hold on. We're going to get you your prize. It's Mojo in the morning. Sweet. Five lies to tell your mom. Welcome to FHS living where luxury meets lifestyle across Metro Detroit. From Corktown to Ann Arbor, West Bloomfield in Birmingham, each property offers the amenities and technology you desire, embodying our resident driven developments philosophy. Explore what makes each location a unique place to call home. Revolutionize your living with FHSliving.com. Featuring state of the art technology for seamless renting and specialty services. Ready to evaluate your experience? Visit FHSliving.com today. FHSliving.com. Luxury Lifestyle.