Mojo In The Morning
Honda Civic Sex
This is the Mojo in the morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys visit auto law.com. That's auto law dot com. We are back. Um, such a creep. How is that creepy? I was just telling everybody. We're back. Um, Mojo in the morning. Mm. Hi. Um, Megan has a topic here that I hate to say that I relate to. Because although I was it a civic? I don't know. Um, what is your question, Megan? I think that every single person has had sex. Well, what time is it? Yeah, has had sex in a Honda Civic. And if you haven't, you have an experience like this. Exactly. But it's specific to a Honda Civic, AKA the worst car possible to actually have sex in it. And I found this out recently by having a conversation with all of my girlfriend. Really, you've done in a car, right? They're like, yeah, it's like, what kind of car? All of us, all three of us, Honda Civic. Why is that the car that teenagers do it in? Because it may be the car that their parents got it for him. Um, Chelsea's first car, a Honda Civic. Um, actually, it's funny because I was thinking about this. Zach, our audio director, our executive audio guy, has a Honda Civic. If anybody hasn't, Zach would like to take you to Zach, right? Is that right, Zach? Uh, the answer is yes. Have you christened it? Yes. Maybe not the new car. The Honda Civic was her car. And that was lost my thing. Yeah, I lost my thing. Oh, man. What, what did you lose? V card. Sorry. He popped his civic cherry. I don't think I ever had sex in a Honda Civic, but the Honda Civic tour on a Honda Civic. Does that count? Remember that? That count from back in the day. The Honda Civic tour. Who is? It was all like the, like, good Charlotte. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I can't say that I've had sex in a Honda Civic, but if we're, are we, because you're the judge, are we allowing six degrees of separation? So what's the vehicle? No, no, no, I just, my homie had a Honda Civic. I know he doesn't smash it. No, no, somebody. Yeah, you're technically still a virgin. Um, I guess so. Zach's like, no. Harley, are you there? Yes, I am. Harley, do we relate to what Megan said here? Yeah, the first time you, my husband actually did the deed within his two door Honda Civic. And he is a six, three man. Oh, my goodness. We decided we were going to do it. I was like, do you want to do this? He's like, yeah, it's like, can you fit? And he's like, I can fit me. Don't worry. You know, what, though, if you put both seats down, you know, aside from having the center council there, that's actually kind of comfortable. Well, we're in a very public parking lot. So the best idea to do that. Hey, I was in a church parking lot. You're better than me. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Sarah not only had sex in a Honda Civic. What did you have Sarah? Um, I got pregnant in a Honda Civic. No way. Yeah. Yes. And not only was it was behind my house in an alley. Why would you just go inside? Because I was 16. Oh, okay. Yeah, you always, you always, honestly, I will say this, I think that sex in any kind of a car when you're a teenager, usually happens very close to your parents' house, but not in your parents' house, right? The driveway, correct, or the park down the street. Uh, what's up, Paul? How you doing? No, not too bad. How are you? Good, Paul. Megan's doing a little survey this morning. Who's had sex in a Honda Civic? Oh, you, you haven't had sex if you haven't had sex in a Honda Civic. I agree. And that's right. Yeah. It was so good. I don't have the, I don't have the Honda Civic. How do I not see them coming? Everybody dumped that one. He said, he said those, those seats are still his. He still has those seats for anybody that just heard the delay go off. What's going on? How you doing, Jamie? How you doing there? How are you? Uh, we're doing okay. By the way, uh, Zach, we should probably, let's go live to your Honda Civic here in a second just to see the comforts of a Honda Civic. Is there a way that we can have a reenactment moment? What's, what's going on? Well, my first car with a Honda Civic and yes, sex in a Honda Civic is awesome. They're tiny. They fit everywhere and they can hide it at least very easily. You know, nobody suspects it, but they should, right? The cops should suspect when they see a Honda Civic parked late at night and the dome lights are on. No, no, don't lights before you windows for sure. Somebody's in it. By the way, I will say this about, and this is, you know, I love my American car companies, right? I love you guys, but a Honda Civic is also a car that will go like 200 plus miles, a thousand miles. Yeah. Yeah. If you know what I mean. If you know what I'm. Some people might say you were doing your civic duty. If you know what I mean. I hate myself. Mandy, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning. Hey, I love you guys. This is actually my second time calling, but I've been a listener forever. Thank you for calling again. Yeah. So I can't speak on a civic, but I had a whole flag and beetle, and I don't recommend that one. Oh, let's roll the beetle. Uh, you ever been in one? You ever been in the backseat? No, I just don't want to. I don't think anybody could fit in a backseat of that car, unless they're a little person or a child. I mean, you can if you're a limber. Yeah, you'll get to make that way. That's a bit of work it out, maybe. Proud about it, girl. That's amazing. And in. Was it a convertible or was it a hard top? No, it's a hard top. If you know what I mean. All right. Enough of this. This, by the way, this show is so dumb today. Isn't it? Great. Um, yes. Do we have any clients that would like to advertise that sell Honda Civics? We just got you guys a new deal. We, uh, we can, we can start advertising this weekend. Deals on Honda Civics. Megan's doing a live remote from your dealership from the backseat. Sorry, Steve. Sorry, Steve. We could talk about how much space there are on boards. 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