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Mojo's Wife Calls to Correct Him About His Honeymoon
This is the Mojo in the Morning Podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, Auto Accident Attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Oh, hold on a second, I got breaking news. My wife is on the phone and Lydia says, "Pick up your wife, your wife would like to talk to you." What's going on, Chelsea? Hello? So, I don't know who you went, not a honeymoon list, but it wasn't with me, on a Disney trip. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, wait, wait, wait. What are you talking about? We did not go on a Disney cruise or a honeymoon. Okay, technicality. We went on, we went to Disney and then went on a cruise. Your dad brought us our honeymoon and probably because we were way too young, he thought it would be funny to send us to Disney World for one night. So, we did go to Disney for one night and then we went on a cruise to Mexico and the Western Caribbean. There was no Mickey Mouse on that cruise. Okay. So, by the way, it's so funny that you bring this up, Chelsea, because of we talk on our podcast, the We Don't Podcast, about us getting married and we were, Chelsea, how old were you when we got? Twenty. Way too young. Twenty. Chelsea was 20. Were you 18 when we got engaged? Were we engaged for like a year and a half? A year and a half. Yeah. So, 18 and a half. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I don't know. We were 18. I didn't get more when you're dumb, you're dumb. No. So, we talk on our podcast, so the podcast release today, we talk on the podcast about how Joe told me and Charles that he is buying a ring for Alyssa and if they want to get engaged. So, we talk about like us telling our parents, or in my case, I told, you know, my dad, Chelsea told her, you know, mom and dad, and just how different things are nowadays to when we did it. And it was actually a really good podcast, but it is interesting. We both said on this podcast, what the hell were our parents thinking? Like why, my dad was completely out of the picture, but what were your parents thinking? Why would your mom and dad have let you and I get married at such a young age? I asked them all the time. I asked them all the time. They might, because you know what it is, and I'll give you this picture. If Luke came to us and said he wanted to get engaged, knowing how Luke's age, it I came in and said, hey, Luke's engaged. Would you guys not think I was the craziest parent in the world? Absolutely would. Yeah. Out of your mind. Like it's insanity that that's the case. That's just shows you. And I hope that Luke would remember where it's hung in the moon, to make up some story. No. Like I honestly, if I could keep a tally of every story that you tell, and what is inaccurate in that story, this is why we have the podcast, but I can go back and say that wasn't true. It wasn't. And I listen, I'm sure a honeymoon on a Disney cruise would be so fun. Wait, no, no, no, no, but wait, stop for a second though. We did go on a cruise and we did go to Disney. I wasn't completely a hundred percent. What? Oh, for the level and no, and I hope that everyone understands why I drink because this is what I deal with. But wait, do you, do you not? Do you not remember that when we were on the cruise that I did say I wanted to go to the midnight buffet and you did not want to go to the midnight buffets? No, I don't remember that, but I'm sure that's something that you did. I mean, here we are. We were young. Why could we not go to a midnight buffet? That's what old people do. Do you remember? No, old people go to bed early. That's why they ended up happening. You know what the funniest thing is? Let me just say, express this is funny. So we add on our honeymoon. Was that a sigh? Did you just give a sigh? On our honeymoon, if you go on a cruise, you know this. If you're any of you guys been on cruises, you sit with the same people all the time. We sat with a 40-year-old couple and like an 80-year-old couple. And then Chelsea, who's 20 years old and I was 21, I think, at the time. 24. You're four years older than me, but the love of God. I was 24. I was 24. Even your age. Wait, Chelsea? Chelsea, since I started with this show 15 years ago, I've always thought that you guys were one year apart because he tells the story of you were 19 and he was two. No. Wait, I'm not four years older than you. Am I? No, I'm mad. It's really hard for you, but I'm going to do this. Oh, that is true. We're born. I'm 54 and you're going to be 50. You're right. Yes. Okay. You're four years older than me. So I met you. I met you. You were 17 years old. We weren't dating at the time. I want everybody to know this, because statute of limitations possibly. You were turning 21. I was turning 21. You were seven. I turned 21. You were seven, still 17, about turn 18, right? Hmm. Jesus Christ. What the hell was your dad thinking? He was very upset. Yeah. I said it now. I get it now. Honestly, Chelsea, after hearing him talk about numbers and math, please tell me you're in charge of the finances. Oh, of course. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I cannot believe. Like, honestly, I cannot believe that your dad and mom allowed that to happen. I feel like if I call, if I called them up right now, would they answer the phone? No. They're asleep. Don't wake them up. They live in Arizona. They're in Arizona. They're sleeping. Yeah, they're sleeping. Yeah. I couldn't imagine being married. Yeah, I can imagine it. I couldn't imagine it. I couldn't imagine it. Uh-oh. We were very young. Dude, I'm currently 31. I think about getting married now, and I go, "I'm too young for that." I could never. I knew are. Like, your brain, the frontal part of your brain does not fully mature and tell you're 24/25. And that, if you haven't, you know, done extracurricular things, that can stop it. Yeah. And take a little bit longer. So I think, truly, like, we should have waited, and there's nothing wrong with living together. Like, we just thought that there was, and we were young and dumb. Yeah. And look. Yeah. Yeah. Look, have. Yeah, look. We're very loved. Come on. Where's it? Crazy. Chelsea, seriously, think about this. Me, imagine what your life would be like. You would not have all. I know. She'd be with B.J. Oh, that's. And did you know the story? The B.J. Was at our wedding? B.J. Yeah. B.J. Was here is just a story you tell. No. No. No. The guy that Chelsea, you know, had sex with before me, was at our wedding. You know what? Dick. Yeah. Yeah. Now. If he is still a friend and you need to stop that, it's not nice. Yeah. Listen, I'm telling you, looking back on, looking back on all of this, it's just unbelievable. Leslie, what's going on? Hi. How are you? Um, I just have a question. Yes. This is really fun. Like your life. Well, you know, I like super much. It doesn't. Wait. It doesn't. Right now. I don't. Come on. But I do. I love him. But right now he's irritating me. Oh, my God. Some people, by the way, some people will comment on stuff and, you know, we'll get a text or a comment and they'll go, but she doesn't even like you. Yeah. She's so mean. She's so mean. And I would say, come with me. Yeah. 32 years. I've heard something I've heard before. I'm like, Oh, my. There was it. There was a time where she where I would walk in the room and she would go, he's home. I know he's home. I love him so much. And again, live with someone for 32 years. And then we'll see. Come on. Wait a second. Leslie, don't let the one here fool you. Yeah. I've seen. They love each other. She chases me around the bathroom in the morning when I'm naked. It's amazing. She rubs to he and all over the way. That's right. She loves it too. What's up, Bruno? What's going on? Morning. So I just have a question for you and Chelsea. Yeah. So I don't know that you guys both got engaged and married, but I have worked out of retirement home. I mean, I'm not going to show that. Oh, my God. All right. Yeah. Okay. But I've listened to some of these people talk about, you know, how they were 16 and 17 and 18 when they got married and stuff. So I assume that it was very normal back there in the olden days. So in the olden days, yes, so you're until you back then. Wow. Listen. We were the youngest of our friends. Yeah. Yeah. All right. This we got. So we're going to be married. Chelsea and I are going to be married for 30 years. It's incredible. Yes. 30. But when what year did we get married? We got married. And over three. We got married in 1994. Five. Four. Four. Four. Yes. Very good. So the mid 1990s, it still was. This was not a, this was not a time where it would happen. Like you would not see. None of my friends. Yeah. None of my friends got married. It was wild, but also you had to understand something. I was crazy. Bruno, I also looked like I was 40 years old at the time. I looked like a 40. I looked like Bill Belichick. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. So, yeah. It was bad. So was it weird for you guys though? Like, happy you guys got married. Like was it weird between you and your friends? Was it weird between Chelsea and her friends? All our friends were going out to bars and stuff. Like Chelsea's friends were just, Chelsea's friends were just turning 21 and in college. So it was like... Yeah. Yeah. And then we... Yeah. It was nuts. Wow. Yeah. I think we both need a mid life crisis where the both of us just get to go relive our 20s. I'm about to have one right now. I think it would be fun. Chelsea, I'll take you out. Mystery. What's going on? Hi. Hey, I just wanted to stick up her Chelsea. You know what? It sounds like real love to me. I've been with someone almost 20 years, so that sounds like me now. We got married when I was 24, but we've been together since I was 13, so... Oh my God. Yeah. That's real love. You were 13 and you guys started dating then and you have not been with another man. Yeah. Yep. I mean, at any point, Chelsea and Mystery, do you guys want to see another person's penis? No. No. I hardly want to see his. Amen. And... By the way, this is what happens when you get married young guys. This is what happens. It's selling it. It's selling it. Oh, I'm telling you. All right. Well, listen. Thank you, Mystery. Mystery. What are you doing right now? Are you putting ice in a cup or what is it? Um, I'm actually a ship shopping, so I'm actually dropping off an order. Oh, okay. All right. I'm actually a ship shopper. All right. Well, thank you for the call, Mystery. Take care. Yep. All right. Chelsea. We'll talk to you later. Listen to the We Don't Podcast. You can listen to it on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get podcasts to search Mojo. We don't. Or on the more Mojo podcast platform that will be posted later today. Have a great day. See you too. I love you. And I love you. Isn't that nice? Save that as a drop. Thanks.