Mojo In The Morning
Lydia Ended Up at a Honeymoon Resort
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Lydia, get in here real quick before you grab her information. Keep it right there. To Liza. To Liza. Stay there, okay? Stay there. Yeah, yeah. It's Mojo in the morning. Back from a little exotic vacation, she went away to an exotic vacation, but only to have something crazy happen. You got to hear this. So Mojo, when I had booked this trip to Cancun, in my mind, all I could think was am I gonna go relax or am I gonna go shake some ass? We know you love shaking some ass. I love it. I practiced because I don't know it might be different in Cancun. I'm like, I don't know if they know how the keldians do it. Can you see it? Yes. Well, actually no, because Kelsey and Kevin are in the studio. Yeah, that's right. I'm like, what is a bazure brother? We do not want to see her today. Yeah. I mean, we not blood. [laughter] Stop that. Um, so anyway. And again, it was you and your keldian friends, right, that are all going on. Your cousins. My single keldian cousin. Yes. Okay. Um, when we got there, we didn't know what to expect. So when we first arrived, they handed us cocktails and roses and we're like, oh, this is cool. Like, maybe I'll find a habibi here. No. We get up to the room, we get ready for dinner and we go downstairs and all we see is couples. And I was like, this is interesting. Like, maybe, you know, it's just a nice date night or relaxing time to come. So I asked the waiter, like, what's going on? And he was like, what do you mean? He's like, this is a honeymoon resort. Oh my God. Look at each other and we're like, what the hell did we get ourselves into? But we're like, whatever, forget it, we're just going to relax and enjoy our time. Wait a second. So a bunch of single hot girls are all vacationing in a honeymoon resort. Oh, yeah. And as we were, the time goes on for the trip and as we're going down to the pools and stuff, we're obviously hanging out in our bikinis and all you can see are the wives giving us these dirty ass looks and you can tell that they just don't want their husbands to even be in the pool. You saw my story, but where we were sitting at the pool was dead. And that's not because nobody was there. I was what? I was not. He got. He was going to our room. You posted a picture and I was like, wherever she is, I knew you were going to Mexico but I'm like, there was nobody there. No, it looked like it was dead. But I'm just telling you that that at that part of the pool, wives were getting their husbands out and going to the other pools. It was that dramatic. Oh my God. That's crazy. That's so good. There's a vacation and you book up by the way, this is so funny. When you book a vacation, it doesn't say on their honeymoon destination or something like that. It doesn't say because there are some of these places like sandal isn't sandals known for being like a honeymoon. It's like sandals club mad, I think is one of like there are all these old like like there are some places that are notoriously known as like. Where are you going? Honeymoon. And then there are some places that are known as like the old people places too. Yeah. And so, but this one's brand new like it just opened in April. So I don't know if they're. I know where you went. Transition. I'm going to say where I went. I went to the high of vivid and it was it was nice. It looked beautiful. Online. Everyone was making tic-tacs about it. Well, none of these influencers were showing that their boyfriends and girlfriends were going with them or they're, you know, they're spouses. I saw it all over Tic-tac. Really? As soon as you said it just opened up, I was like, I know what you were because that was that tic-tac. Oh my God Lydia. I wanted to. Did you just hear sex all night long? Oh my God. I did. Yeah. That's where I would be. I wouldn't care until that. If I was there with my girlfriends, that's when I would care. There's two signs to it. One, you could hear our neighbors like the headboard of their bed hitting the wall and then you could also see the ceiling fan like spinning around, but you could also see it moving back and forth because the wall was shaking so hard. Oh my God. Okay, but if you're designing a honeymoon hotel, you need extra soundproof. Yes. You need stronger ceiling fans. You need the detachable headboard that's actually attached to the wall and not the bed itself. There were things you could have put in place if you knew this was a blinking station. No, I disagree. They're all banging. So I don't care. You know what this reminds me of? This reminds me of Chelsea and I had Luke had a babysitter, Candice, and Candice would watch Luke and there were times where Candice would come to Luke's school and go to like plays and musicals and stuff like that. And I remember specifically, and I won't say the guy's name, getting punched by his wife because Candice is walking up to go sit in the seat at the school's recital and Candice is a very attractive keldian and her husband was like like huck tongue out of his mouth and the wife just belts him on the side of the head. But I can only picture these guys, these husbands, new husbands like with their tongues out of their mouth. How many of you went? There's three of us. Oh, Jesus. Destiny's child Charlie. Oh, beautiful. Yeah. I did do couples karaoke. Though. I did. They were okay with that. That song. What song? Good for you. I love you. Oh, thank you. All right. All right. I got a question to ask. 844-Mojo live. 844-665-6548. Did anybody ever on their honeymoon have their spouse flirt with another person or worse? 844-Mojo live. 844-665-6548. It's our telephone number. Liddy is going back to the other room to go grab calls right now. Call us up and tell us. Does anybody flirt on their honeymoon? Mariah, what's going on? Hey, so I've had two quick stories. One on my honeymoon and one not on my 21st birthday, my boyfriend at the time. We got into a little bit of a fight when we were in Las Vegas. I go downstairs and find him at the bar, grinding up on some chick. Oh, geez. I don't know why. And again, this was on your honeymoon that this happened? No. So this one was on my 21st birthday. Your 21st birthday, you are leaving him for a moment only to have him grinding on some other girl. Yeah. And then I was stupid and married him a couple of years later anyway. But on our honeymoon, so on our honeymoon, he went to go take scuba diving lessons. And this one really isn't really like a found him with a girl. But he ended up ditching me for like three days just so he could go scuba diving. So I spent half my honeymoon by myself. Oh my God. Wait, wait, why did you not do scuba diving lessons with him on your honeymoon? Oh, because I have, I'm claustrophobic and I can't go like all the way out of the water. What's your honeymoon and why do you, why does he do need to do scuba diving lessons? If he knows that his wife is claustrophobic, again, ex-husband for a reason. Can I, can I tell you the amazing thing about when you hear these stories of people that go on honeymoon and there's excursions and stuff, you're supposed to be, your only excursion is yourselves, right? You're supposed to be like, there, and this is your first, you know, big trip as Mr. and Mrs. One can't do an excursion without the other one, you know, but one did for three days and three days is crazy, but can I tell you, we have friends of ours that are like this that went on a honeymoon and they went and he ended up doing, I think he did like parasailing and she didn't. And I said, you shouldn't have let him parasail. And she's like, why? If the guy dies parasailing, you're going to forever be guilty over the fact that your husband died on your honeymoon, you know what I mean? But you wanted to have fun, though. But do it together. Do something. But what if she's scared of that? She don't want to be in the air. Well, go back on a vacation later in life, you know, you're supposed to be spending. Right. I picture a honeymoon and listen, don't take it from me. We went, we went on a Disney cruise on our honeymoon. You did not. We did. When he makes money, I know Chelsea and I are still together, believe it or not. No, for some reason, on the crew, Oh, we were, yeah, we were at least together. We were, although Chelsea wanted to go to bed early, this was actually something that was not good. She wanted to go to bed early and I wanted to like stay out at night. And I wanted to do the midnight buffet and she did not. And like I was like, to me, you don't go on a cruise and you don't go to the midnight buffet. Yeah. But I mean, I probably would have snuck away for that. She did. She's doing it with me. So because I think I begged her enough, I guilted her enough in to doing it, but you can't go by yourself. Like, could you imagine if you, if you go by yourself and what are you guys doing? Oh, my honeymoon. Where's your wife? She's in the bedroom right now. People would be like, you fat ass or at the midnight buffet. Oh, you got a refuel for the next session. Exactly. Refuel. Nancy, what's going on? How are you? Hey, Mojo. How are you? Good. What's happening? I was with my anniversary and I went to Florida and we were at this resort. And there was this, I was at the rehearsal, I'm getting my hair done for that evening. And then I come down and my husband's having this great old time, partying with a bunch of girls. And I'm looking and it's a bachelorette party and they're like, oh, it's almost over. The owners are already warning me like, it's okay. And I'm like, okay, so I had a shot. But then the girls were getting too friendly and, you know, and all this other stuff. And it was like, she just ignored me. He didn't even recognize I got my hair done, nothing. And it was like, whatever. So they're like, go upstairs to the other restaurant. They're, you know, they got to just jack you up there and go party up there. And you know, you'll be fine. And I was like, whatever. So then this bride comes, the bride to be comes up to me and she's like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean anything, you know, I'm just a little tipsy, you know, I'm drunk. And I go, I go, it's really a shame that this is the night before your wedding that you're acting like a whore. I go, I guarantee you, you'll be divorced within two years, within two months. And I walked away. Yeah. Wow. But yeah, I let it go. Oh my God, that's, that's, that just sounds, sounds horrible. Yeah. Well, it didn't bother me much. She was only drinking and having a good time. But like at the same time it was, I really felt kind of like, what, you know, not too comfortable. Yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't the best time. But yeah, it turned out better at the end, but yeah, it was hurtful. It was hurtful. And I just didn't believe that that's even how she was acting on her Bachelorette party. Like how could she imagine what her, her, her sophisticated other would be acting like, you know, I forget. Yeah. I want to know, Lydia, your pictures of your event. Do you have pictures of you guys, aside from the ones that you posted where you see the all couples and then just three girls just sitting there hanging out partying? No, I don't. You guys should have done, you guys should have been in the lobby just taking pictures with people. Hi, we're the entertainment here. I wonder if people thought that that was the case. Like when they see just three higher, no, not three strippers. No, no, not that kind of entertainment, like, you know, you guys were. I don't know. I don't mean. What are you talking about? I stepped in. No, I'm thinking like singers or something like that. No, swingers. You got a W in there. Yeah. (laughing)