Mojo In The Morning
Meaghan's Trashy Tradition
This is the Mojo in the Morning Podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, Auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. I don't think it's trashy. Let's judge for ourselves, though. Megan, what's going on in this Mojo in the morning show? Oh, it's the absolute trashiest tradition that me and my girlfriends have. Really? Yeah. Oh, it's not even close, but the one thing my friends and I do is we have a tradition to go to Olive Garden. That is not the trashy part. The trashy part is where we have all come to the conclusion that the only place that we can afford bottle service is Olive Garden. [laughter] I am bottle service there. I did not know this. That's a stretch. Do you mean like a bottle of wine? Is that what you're talking about? Correct. Oh, okay. We are on a bottle service. When I think bottle service, I think of like the girls in the Skinsley flat outfits with the fireworks shooting on the smartphone. Vegas or something, right? Correct. But we are our own bottle service at Olive Garden. [laughter] So I got lunch with them this week and it's tradition. Get a bottle of wine there. It came this time in one of those like chilled buckets. Oh. I know. Okay. I was like, oh, rich. Okay. Like the ones they put Champagne in. Yeah. And now they have those like digital things on the table where you can pay for your bill or like play games or check out the menu. If you want to like order drinks or whatever while you're at the table. And my girlfriend picks up the chilled bottle of wine and that thing off of the table that big like iPad screen and just starts walking around by our table. Oh, my God. I love it. Doing the fist pumps up in the air like we are our own bottle service here at the O.G. And I realize. O.G. Oh, yes. O.G. Baby. I'm going right now. Olive Garden menu. I want to see which one did you go to? You went in. Yeah, we went to the one on. I'm in a row. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm on the I'm on the rap. Let's see here. What kind of wine did you trace? She ordered something terrible. There we go. Hold on. Oh, here you go. Let's see what their wine list is. Their wine lens list is. Moscato primo amore. You got it. That's similar. We got a. You got a solved. Oh, let's see here. The Sauvignon Blanc. Oh, here you go. The Sauvignon Blanc starboard for 20. Twenty nine dollars. You guys got twenty nine dollars for the bottle? I paid for the bottle. It was like 18 bucks. Oh, is it? Oh, sorry. You go down further. You see this. You see the. I like it. That's the. That's the. That's the Chateau Saint Michelle. You know how most people go? Give me your finest. So. I go. Give me your cheapest. So. I always. My favorite is I always love going out to eat with people because I'm not a big wine person. But I always like God. People go and they'll say what? What kind of reds do you have and they're sitting there looking and I'm going. These people have no idea what they're talking about. They act like they know what they're talking about. And what's your house wine? My house wine. My house wine is whatever in the back somebody didn't drink when they actually left it on the table at the end of the night. Sauvignon Blanc is the go to. I'm a dry wine drinker. I can't do. Sweet wine. Oh see I'm a red wine. They ordered a bottle of white and I went fine. God this menu looks great white wine is for the vibes. Red wine is like that white wine is for like a hot summer day. Yes. You still up. Yeah. Did you wait? Did you get bottle service? Like you said and then just the all you can eat breadsticks in salad. What did you guys do? I got the salmon. The salmon and broccoli baby. But my girls we always go for the bottomless pasta and we thought there was because we got served an old ad and then we found out that was an old ad. We don't have that anymore. They do but it's like seasonal or whatever. Do they have to honor it or it had an expiration date? No my girlfriend is a dumbass. I love her but reading is hard. I got to tell you I love Olive Garden. I haven't been to Olive Garden in forever. Olive Garden is like the Red Lobster to me. But obviously it's the Italian Red Lobster. But I love like I love the chain restaurant. It's like Olive Garden. You know what I used to love? Ben again. She's like crazy. No but no but that was amazing. I was like Ben again. Ben again was good. You got excited there by the way. I got to tell you there's there's some excitement. That was amazing. I mean most excited of every season. I have never seen you kind of scared me there for a second. I'm pleasuring myself. I'm sorry. I don't even know what it is but I'm interested. Ben again. You don't know what a Ben again is? Ben again. Ben again was a great place. They did have big, great apps. No. I know I forgot what the hell. Oh sorry. The Macaroni Grill. Oh yeah. I used to love the Macaroni Grill too. I loved that place too. Not as much as Ben again. Not as much as Ben again. Obviously. Can we go? Cause I'd like to try it. I don't think they exist anymore. Oh my gosh. I don't think so either. They need that. I used to love TGI Fridays was another one out of places. That place was awesome. Oh. What was the what was the other one too? There was a what was the TGI Fridays? Well they're chilies TGI Fridays. Don't do me Tuesday and that salad bar. Chili's chips and salsa are better than any Mexican restaurant you could ever go to. Chili's chicken crispers with the corn. Oh he's talking about that. Oh my God. You're having a Beningans moment. Play or play or drum. Ben again. Out of the blue. Me. You're talking about the butter and breadsticks. Oh geez. What about Perkins? Perkins steak and shake. No. That's Ponderosa. Perkins is the pancake. Yeah. Perkins. Yes. That was good. Perkins was good. I've been the pond. Bob Evans. I used to love the apps. Can I tell you? I do a Bob Evans endorsement. They send me food. It's the best thing. Really? What? Let me tell you one Thanksgiving they did a turkey like a Thanksgiving dinner sandwich. I was like Bob Evans. Send me one of these every day and don't pay me. I'm Thanksgiving dinner sandwich. Oh my God. Yes. Let me tell you. It was like cranberries, turkey, stuffing on the sandwich. It was like toasted. It was the most authentic endorsement I had ever done. I ate the sandwich. I was like y'all need to go to Bob Evans. That's like a high person's dream. Emily. What's up? I'm kidding. There is a Vatican in Mount Pleasant. Trust me. I just realized that and they have the money. Christo. I did not. I did not realize that one still exists. I just go gold. But thank you so much. Yeah. That's like one of the only few ones left. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let me ask you guys question and go back to Megan because this is a good topic too. I'm going to ask you guys. I'm going to ask you guys. I'm going to ask you guys. I'm going to ask you guys. I'm going to ask you guys. 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