Mojo In The Morning
The Kids Stole From Mojo's House
this is the mojo in the morning podcast powered by michigan auto law auto accident attorneys visit auto law dot com that's auto law dot com mojo in the morning show so yesterday everybody talked about everybody coming over to the house and I just got a text message from Chelsea and if maybe all of you guys could call whoever is at home or text everybody is at home she says can you please ask the guys if their kids brought home our remote remote we can't find it's the little one I think it's the I think it might be the apple TV one it goes to the uh yeah it goes to the apple TV it controls the actual system and I don't have it right now also uh there were a couple books that were missing uh it's a show nobody's still a book so I thought we only had one pool ball missing which I told you guys about yesterday so there's a there's a remote there's a pool ball and there's a couple of books I got some ex mitts pocket what are you doing taking it for the remote all this stuff huh you know how many books you have on your shelf well Chelsea has the books are decorative so they're there for moving positions yeah you listen I got to tell you something K P when you go when we come to your house for yours wait till you see what I steal from your book and the remote and you don't think that we're going to notice the remote control being missing yesterday we were out all day so we didn't get a chance to watch TV if I don't get that remote back by today I'm going to be pissed I want to go on the couch I know for a fact that we didn't take the books the remote however I can help you with yes we didn't take the remote but my son has a tendency my son and my daughter have a tendency to hide it in the couch I would look up really deep in the questions so it's in the questions I would look there yes that's the first one they always do that I don't know why but they actually like to put it all the way down deep just to piss you off don't they just for like it from each other so they both want they both want the remote and so so the other one can't get it they'll shove it in the in the couch cushions and then we're all looking for it oh I thought they did it just to watch you get upset because as a dad isn't that a dad thing that you always end up not knowing where the hell the remote is and you get pissed off yeah you ever said a thing to where you're like where's the remote oh man I feel like my dad who's seeing that damn remote I really sound like my dad when I say where's the clicker the clicker why do I say that you got a download the remote on your phone for moments like this yeah well but the problem the problem though is that you when you when we're not used to having little kids over like our house is not really like child proof child proof you don't know you know I usually get blamed for anything that's missing and I'm kind of happy that we had you guys all over on Friday you just blaming us yeah because what I'm gonna do is from now on and for the next six months whenever anything is missing or out of place I'm gonna say it's the damn kids from the show they're the ones that took this stuff I know it I'm telling you um the funny thing is have you ever had this because we had it with one of our kids and it was I believe Jacob that was the the the klepto that would take things like he would touch everything and take things and then we would when we left it was kind of like you were a police officer in a one of those interrogation rooms you had to put him in a room and have him take everything out of his pockets so you'd have to sit there and go all right take everything out of your pocket okay that ball that little spinny thing that game that's all ours okay wait a hold on a second here there's somebody's bra there's uh no there's that's right let Smith bring a crap bag on Friday night because he carries all those crap bags everywhere and I'm like he would go home with stuff what but is I did not check his pockets to be fair and he's out of town right now so I gotta go through all stuff I hope he didn't bring it with them he just dusted out like Halloween candy at the end of the night have you ever gone home and gone through his crap bag and found that he took anything that was interesting like this something that well yeah I mean the the middle finger mini hands from that one story oh that's right I forgot about that yeah I like it yeah take stealing from a store is different than stealing from your your yeah you're like friends or whatever like that because yeah from Uncle Moncho exactly because that then it then at one point there was one point where Milo was uh we were getting that we got off the boat we're getting off the boat and he was trying to put the keys in his pocket did you see that Mike at all but that sounds right he saw that he thought because the keys are on a key chain that if it gets thrown in the water it floats it's like one of those bob you know whatever they call yeah my father-in-law has a boat that he rides out literally the second he saw you driving I knew he was gonna go over there because we ride it we drive on it and ride on it all the time and he lets him do the same thing push the horn buttons all the time but there's always a moment where we have to be like dude dude dude dude sit down sit down calm down I know so he probably just felt that home when he did it yeah all right it's a mojo in the morning show by the way if it so happens that Milo has the remote in his pocket can we call that guy that got your laptop yes drive what was that guy's name Derek Derek Derek is he's our personal shuttle whatever we need anything from here to Grand Rapids if I find it now it's just gonna show up in your mailbox and you're like how did this get here the postal lady's gonna be like that's the most interesting looking package ever