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Don't Trust Anyone Who...
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com Mojo in the morning. My son Jacob and I were having a conversation with each other and Jacob is our psychologist in the family. He's like just, you know, like a little over a year or so from having a doctorate in psychology and then being a, then being my official psychologist, even though it's probably not appropriate and he won't take me as a patient. But he was telling me that you should never trust anyone who only posts inspirational quotes on their social media, if this is you, you just booed. Because he says, what are they hiding? And so I was thinking to myself, I'm like, wait a second. I think I have like three of them on this radio show that do that. It's like between Kev or Shannon or Megan at times. B? Yes. None of I ever posted it. Yeah, that's true. Well, you booed. Why do you boo? Why do you boo? Because I don't like people who do that. Oh, you're booing people that's post-inspirational. No wonder you blocked me. I did. It did. It was too positive. Too positive? Yeah. He, he, he actually said that he believes that you're hiding something. If you are doing that, and it got me thinking to myself, you know what could be funny? Have people fill in the blank? Never trust anyone who, because there are honestly a vast array of things that you could say, you know, by doing that. And I always will say this, never trust anyone who drives a Cadillac. For some reason, for some reason, no, no, nothing against you in your Cadillac as you're driving it right now, but for some reason, I had a neighbor that used to drive a Cadillac that was not a trustworthy person, and for some reason always brought that brand down to me for that. But do you guys have one that you would like to add to the list of never trust anyone? I got two, never trust anyone who, when a kid walks up to him and says they have a phone, doesn't pretend like they're talking on the cell phone with them and play along with them, or never trust anyone who, when a dog walks up and tries to get petted by them, doesn't pet them back, like he's rude to animals. Yes. That's true. Anybody that does not reach down and actually say good boy, you know, yeah, yeah, if you don't good boy it, if you're the person that kind of like, you know, oh, get that thing away from me. Never trust them. Kev always yours. Never trust anyone that doesn't like positivity. I have a list, I have a list of who hurt me if you want to. I do have two though, and they both involve socks. Okay. Okay. Never trust anybody who sleeps in socks and never trust anybody who steps in a puddle in socks and goes, I stepped in a puddle and doesn't immediately rip them off. Like, if your reaction is a complete disgust and get me out of here, then you've probably killed someone. How about this one, never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee. Anybody that doesn't that, don't trust me. Yeah. Yeah. No coffee for you. Okay. I realized you didn't drink coffee. No. I don't really drink coffee. I had no clue. Yeah, you do. Don't you get Starbucks drinks? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't really trying to make those heart explode. I tried to set a girl up with Steve Gabara, and she asked a question of like, what's his favorite thing to drink? And I said, he doesn't drink, and she said, I can't date him. And I said, why? And she goes, I can't trust a guy that doesn't drink. And I'm like, well, it's not, he's not not drinking because he, you know, it's got a drinking problem or something. He's just not, it doesn't, he doesn't like the feeling of what it feel, what it makes him do. And she's like, of course. And then I realized you're not trusting them because you don't trust yourself not being able to drink or you feel like you're being judged by not being able to drink around. And I add mine. Yeah. Never trust a guy who knows how to play the guitar. Oh, and we're skinny jeans. So good. And isn't a Christian Rockman. That's what I'm saying. I love the name. You don't like certainly any guy who's like, I've known a song for you. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yeah. Because he couldn't play guitar, but he did play the ukulele at me. It was kind of cute. Right? Yeah. Kind of. What's up, Felicia? No. Hey, never trust anyone who says that I got you. Someone who says I got you. I don't know if I agree with that one. Why explain the person that let you down? Oh, it's a family member and it's a long story, but I'll make it real short. He said, I got you. I got you. Yeah. That's a good one. I get it. Ariel, never trust anyone who? Who wears jeans at home. Wait, wait, wait. Let's figure it out. So the moment that you walk in the door, you should put something more comfortable on it. I swear to you, that's the first thing I do every single time I get home. There's so many better options. That is a really good one. Blending short. Anything else. No pants. We need the poo. Mm hmm. That's also true. Uh, Mojo in the morning, Carrie, never trust anyone who doesn't like that. I'm family movie. Preach. Preach. Literally a question when I interviewed people, I would ask, what's your favorite Adam family movie? And if you didn't tell me one, it was not likely you would get the job. And by the way, the water boy. What's yours? Uh, I love all the grownup movies, but all, yeah, all right, now I'm not trusting you. That was a choice. How about this one here? Never. Never trust anyone who choose ice cream. Yeah, Sam, never trust anyone who never does a guy that wears basketball shorts under his jeans. Really? Why is a guy wearing basketball shorts under jeans? Isn't that bulky? What's his life? You never know. He never does want to game around about this one. Never trust anyone whose name is Brandon. That's one of the decks that came in from two for eight. Um, how about this? Uh, Oh gosh. Never trust anyone who lives in Garden City. No, not Garden City. Never trust anyone who backs into parking spaces. Never trust anyone who drinks their, or eats their, uh, or drinks the milk in their cereal after they are done with their cereal depends on the cereal. Of course, because I'm serious. You have no choice. You have to do it. Yes. Uh, never trust anyone who choose ice. That's it. An interesting one. Never trust anyone Marissa. So either by the popsicle to eat it, or eat the KitKat bar without the KitKat thing. What? Yes. Insta, you're supposed to break off each bar, right? But there are some people that take the bar of four sticks and just take a big all that of it. I don't trust anybody who decides that KitKat is a good snack. Oh, I don't know what this is. The newer Kitcats aren't as good as with the older ones. No, it's the new butter fingers. Oh, the butter fingers, the worst, they taste kind of clear or something, right? If you have a KitKat and goes, this is going to hit the spot. Serial killer. You mean like, okay, are you saying like you have an option of like eight different candies and you just pick the KitKat? I don't care. KitKat is the last candy on earth. If you still choose the KitKat, you're in the wrong. I think you can maybe first or second. At least top five. Yeah. You all wild. Megan, give me, give me top five chocolates or I don't know. Candy bars. Yeah, candy bars. There we go. Oh, great question. I mean, you have to put like a classic Snickers up there. Yeah. Okay. What else? What else? Snickers. Oh, Reese's Peanut Butter Cobs is number one. But if we're getting really specific, it has to be eggs or trees. Hmm. Really? Okay. Because the peanut butter to chocolate ratio is just supreme. And what about just good old fashioned Hershey bar? I know. Oh my God. That's number one, Hershey bar's only purpose on planet earth is to be put into a s'more. If you eat a Hershey bar and go, this is quality chocolate, I don't trust your opinion on literally anything. Get out of my life free. Never trust anyone who never trust anyone who wears outside clothes in their bed. Oh, well, never get in their bed. There's probably some stuff in there. Yeah. Yeah. And she's in the bed too. I know somebody who actually call this one time a listener who call this one time and I've met her a couple of times out of their stuff who actually wears her morning outfit and her shoes in the bed and wait, wakes up, brushes her teeth and goes to work. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for the call. And last one, this is a definite Steve, never trust anyone who eats pizza with a knife and fork. Yeah. There you go. There have been politicians that have lost races because of that.