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He Ate Mojo's Dinner
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And I said, "Hey, real quick, can I get you something to drink or something to eat?" Well, Chelsea had made dinner and this is like around five o'clock or something at night and Chelsea made dinner and you know how you put it up on the stove on the top and wait for it to cool down and then you eat it. And it's in the little Pyrex dishes and stuff like that. And he looks over and goes, it's one of those these types of things. Walks right over and looks right over the food and goes, "Oh man, that does look good." Like he was like, "It was like, look at that over there." And then he goes, "You know what? I will take something neat." And he looks right at the food and I'm thinking, "I wasn't offering you that. I was offering a bag of cheeses." [laughter] Usually what I'll do is I'll go into our snack drawer and I'll just say, "Hey, you've got a bunch of snacks here." Like the stuff that you give your kids. So I'm like, "Oh crap, okay, well, I'll pull out a paper plate and I'll make it to him for him and then I'll put some tinfoil or Reynolds wrap on top of the thing." And you know, I've got a ton of carryout forks and things from all the door dash that we ordered. And so I make him a nice little thing and give him a water and he's like the nicest guy ever. This is interesting because he's going to have to come back and check everything. So, you know, I know, "All right, this is good." He's going to come back and he's going to do it with a smile on his face. Exactly. He walks out the door, the door shuts behind him, and my very truthful wife goes, "You just gave him our entire dinner." I go, "What are you talking about? There's got to be more." And she goes, "You gave him, there's three of us now in the house because of Joe and Jacob, you know, live in Florida and Chicago." And Luke is with us and we're all going to do a family dinner. And I thought, "Oh, I don't know if Luke's going to be home or not." I gave the guy literally, so here's the Pyrex dish like this big. I gave him probably this much of the thing. I gave him probably a third of the entire food on a plate. Do you guys do that? Do you guys ever offer up to people that come to your house? Like if it's always drinks. Always drinks. Always drinks. But not food? Is that rude? I don't usually offer food. No. But drinks always. Yeah. See, I feel weird, and I don't know if you're somebody that works, you know, in that kind of a profession where you go and work in people's homes. But I always feel like weird that I'm eating and I'm drinking, and I know that they're on their trucks all day and stuff. I always go with a bottle of water. That's like my go-to. Yeah. She likes some water. Yeah. Typically, they say, "Yeah, I had this one maintenance guy come over one time." And I said, "Yeah, would you like something to drink?" He's like, "Yeah, you got a beard." I'm going to wait until you leave, and then I'll give it to you. You've got to help the people that need maintenance afterwards. I had one time where I went in to go get water, and we keep water in this little fridge that we have that's kind of connected to our fridge. It's basically where you're supposed to probably put vegetables, but we don't eat vegetables in our house. We're on that anti-vegan diet, and I open it up and I'm like, "Oh crap, there's nothing in there." So I had to go into the cabinet where we keep all the waters and refill and stuff. And I gave him a warm water, and the guy goes, "Eh, no." He didn't want it. He turned down. He did not want room temperature water. Which I hate room temperature water too. Could you imagine your guy, if he goes over to the stove, peeks his head over the pyrex, looks inside and says, "Eh, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. You're right." Well, here's the other thing too, is that the food was really spicy. Like Chelsea made it very, very spicy, so I'm thinking that guy's going into his truck. He's going into that, you know, the van with all the ladders and stuff on top of it. He's going to eat that stuff, and he is going to be spitting his pants trying to figure out things. What's up, Lee? Hey, what's going on, Mojo? Hey, how you doing, bud? What's happening? Not too much. Yeah, I'm a plumber. You guys talked to me before. I'm the hot guy plumber. Oh, the hot guy plumbers on with us, guys. What's happening? Hey, no, nothing too much. Yeah, I've gotten steak dinners. I've gotten pizza. I've gotten a lot of food. There's customers that have even told me, "Yeah, just go in the fridge and help yourself with whatever you want." And I'm like, "No, that's a little odd. I'm not going in your fridge." Really? So you don't have it in you to go into that fridge and just start grabbing stuff out of there. Oh, I mean, sometimes when I work with a lot of athletes, I would love to try some of their like curry food that they got, but I'm not going in the fridge. A lot of ethnic or ethnic people. Is that what you're trying to say that? Yeah, by the way, do you ever give -- you're the hot guy plumber. Do you -- anybody ever offer anything other than food? Oh, I mean, they have in the past, but not as hot as they used to be. The plumber's losing a little bit of his way. That pipe is getting a little rusty, isn't it? It just became a recent dad. Oh, nice. That's awesome. You were doing some plumbing. It was laying pipe. This is the home of Mojo in the morning. ♪ The world famous ♪ ♪ Channel 955 ♪