Mojo In The Morning
Full Show 07-04-2024
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[MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] [MUSIC PLAYING] (upbeat music) - All right, so this is vacation time for a lot of people, a lot of people going on, their summer vacation, going up north, stuff like that. Chelsea and I have friends of ours that are gone for two weeks, and they asked us to do something that I've never done before, not pet sit or babysit. We are plant sitting. - So it's important, we are watching people's plants, which is, you know, I'm not a plant guy. Like, I don't even watch my plants that I have in my home. I don't even think they're real, to be honest with you, I couldn't tell if they're real or not. So, Chelsea last night said that she got a call from them asking how her plants were, and they've been gone since, I think, Friday. And Chelsea says, well, we're going over tomorrow, only to be informed that they are daily, they expect us to be there daily to watch. So, she's heading over this morning. Maybe we can call her up and ask her, but Chelsea's going to be heading over this morning just to check on them. And it made me think to myself, like, you don't want, I've housed that for people. Matter of fact, I housed that for somebody recently in February that had like a fat, you know, chacuzzi in their house. And I was like, man. - I remember, yeah. - Yeah, remember that? I'm like, can we hang out in the chacuzzi, or are they going to see this on the ring cam? This one, though, is plants. And I want to know, is anybody ever dog sat, pet sat, or baby sat? And the thing that they were sitting for died. And I hope that it was not the kit, right? But the dog possibly may not be his tragic, possibly tragic, or pet sitting. I remember Mike McCoy, our old program director. - Yes. - He left me his fish. - Yes. - And I tried to kill those things. - What? - And he didn't even lizard or something. - Yeah, he had a whole bunch of stuff. - He had two aquariums. One of them was a fish aquarium, which was the craziest thing, seeing him try to move that in his kia. And then the other was he did, he had lizards, and he didn't pick them up for five or six days after he got back from his vacation. - Yeah. - Has Tony ever asked you to watch his goats? - I don't, I can't imagine Tony can go on a vacation 'cause he lives on a farm. What do you do with all those animals? - He hires help. - He hires a farmer. - Yeah. - Yeah, which actually you can do if the plants are in real bad shape. I got somebody for you. - Oh, really? - Why would you just get like a gravity water? The only thing we ever hear from Mojo is him complaining about, I'm gonna go to their house, I'm gonna use their things, I'm gonna take pictures, I'm gonna invite strangers over. I'm gonna throw a party, I hope it dies, I hope I break it. Why would anybody invite you over to watch anything while they're gone? - Because all they had me to do was watch plants as well. - He volunteers himself to do these things sometimes. 'Cause you have a big heart, so you're like, "Oh, I want your plants for you." - They ask my wife, they don't necessarily just ask me, but I'm part of the whole process too. But even Chelsea's like, "I don't water our plants every single day." You don't water plants usually every single day, unless they're like, you're outside landscaping and you got sprinklers or something. Luba, what's up, Luba? - Hey Mojo, oh my God, I got like the worst story. So like in college, my neighbor like shared a duplex so our house is connected through the basement. And he asked me to watch his two cats while he went to New Zealand. So I'm like, "Okay, yeah, sure." So I would come over, feed him. And this guy's house was so gross. He never cleaned the litter box, there's poop everywhere. I cleaned everything up, they cracked the window. I cracked the window open, so I aired out and one of the cats escaped out the window. - No, oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh, there would be nothing left in that mirror when I got home. - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. - Shannon is a cat in here. - I guess, sorry. - The cat ran away, so what did they do when you told them that their cat is gone? - No, oh my God, it was so heartbreaking. I couldn't hear him standing outside going here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. - Oh my God, my window. And I just, oh my God, I wanted to die. I don't think he ever talked to me after that. And luckily like my leaf was up in May and like this was like in March, so I like moved. - So when the cat jumped out of the window, did you go outside to try to retrieve it or did you just cut out the trees? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he like left out food, everything, but this cat like here, it's only found in like a dumpster anyway, so I think he like wanted to just live outside. - Yeah, thanks for the call. Madison, what were you pet sitting for? - I was pet sitting at a hedgehog and the family was at Disney World and I did not know that I'm not sure what happened. We left overnight, it was not like a date in the house type of thing, but the next morning when we came by the hedgehog, it passed away. - Oh no. ♪ It's been a long time ♪ - Nobody, it might happen. We even tried to get them like treats and all that stuff, but nobody was just gone. - You killed their hedgehog. - I know, it felt so bad. And it was like a long-term friend of mine that I've known from like high school and I felt awful. - You tried to feed it treats after it died? - Yeah, I tried to wake it up. - What? (laughing) - Sleep at me, I'm like, oh, hey, buddy, what's going on? (laughing) - Amanda, you are amazing. Amanda, you were pet sitting for a, or no, I'm sorry, no, your neighbor was pet sitting your dog. - Right, right. And we were away and we got called that she couldn't find her. And so she was looking all over the house, couldn't find her. So we were concerned, like, she's like, "There's no way she got out." 'Cause again, it was kind of the same thing, like, went home overnight, came back in the morning. And about, I don't know, like an hour, maybe after that, we got a call that they did find her and she was dead under the bed. - Oh my God. - So, that was, yeah, that was pretty brutal. So we had to refrain from telling the kids while we were gone, we got back. But we, I mean, she was older, but we still don't know, you know, what exactly happened, but the neighbor was super broken up about it, so. - Do you still talk to a neighbor, even though they're broken up? Like, do you get pissed over the fact that they killed your dog? - No, not at all. - No, our neighbor was an absolute saint, and I think she loved the dog even more than I did. - Oh, man. - So, it was, it was this deb, it was deb-- - That would, honestly, I would hope that these people never came back from Disney. I would be like, I'm, thank you for the call. Abby, hi, Abby, we're talking about how Chelsea and I are plant sitting and we think we killed the plants. What's going on? - So, first time caller, long time left. - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Your turn. - So, I, dog sat, and for one of my cousins, and she had inside cat and two outside cat. Well, one of the outside cats got ran over. - Oh, no. - She was, I was some family, so I had to call her, and I'm like crying about, kind of, like, so sad because like, she was in the garage, but she just got out and like, he got ran over outside in the country, so. - Ah, geez. - Yeah, no, no, no, never, one of her cats died. - The country, that, you know what? It's the, that's the problem, right? That's the problem. There's too much land in the country. - That's the most country. - Get you every time. - That's why I don't think I would ever sit Tony's llamas. I would have a problem with Tony's llamas. How do you watch a llama? - I would love to watch a llama. (laughing) - Seriously, sign me up. - You can spit on, there's poop everywhere. - I love it. - Hold on, we got a non-animal issue. This person was watching his grandma. - Oh my gosh. - Tricia, are you there? - I'm here, I'm here. - Am I gonna, am I, oh, am I, am I, am I gonna have to play see you again for this one? Please don't tell me grandma died. - No, no, I wouldn't have called if that was the key, or I wouldn't be telling this. So my, my college age, 'cause it was asked to watch dementia, grandma, and he did, you know, he did fine all weekend, but then Sunday night, one evening, you know, she was resting. He decided to watch a movie. She fell down the stairs, broke her hip. (gasps) But, I mean, the tragic, and he's never, like, offered a babysit, or watched anything, and he's four, he's never gonna do that again. - Yeah, I've got her. That's traumatizing. - Poor girl. (laughing) - I'm happy to hear it. - I'm sorry. - Thank you. - I just had to. And by the way, please get a different attitude when it comes to things we talk about here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. If grandma did die, please call us up and tell us about it, okay? - We'll voice disguise you. - Yeah. - Did you kill your grandma? (laughing) - We played more, Mojo. (laughing) (upbeat music) - Mojo in the Morning. Cav. Almost got into an accident yesterday. What's the story, Cav? - So, like this song, I was pretty turned up yesterday. Although, not to little John and Esau, boys. For the 90% of people in the world who have no idea that yesterday was the eighth year anniversary of Drake's album Views, which, little known fact, is the first album in the streaming era to sell a million copies in the first week, to little known fact, I was reminiscent. I had it turned up for first five tracks. I mean, deep, it's going crazy pause, loving every single minute of it. I'm hyped and throughout this experience, I don't realize until I turn to my right and I see a spider on my shoulder. (laughing) Immediately, it's Def Con 5. (laughing) I'm no longer seeing Drake lyrics. I yell out, "Oh, spit!" Like, and I'm left hand, I'm driving, right hand, I'm vibing, kind of both hands on vibing. But at a certain point in time, no hands were on the wheel. And I'm smacking my shoulder, 'cause the only thing that matters is getting this spider off of my shoulder. I don't care where it goes. And then all of a sudden, I realize as the horn beeps next to me, that I'm in somebody else's lane, their piss is one of situations where once you kind of get things corrected and they pull up, they kind of looking at you like, "What you doing?" I'm like, "I'm sorry!" (laughing) Yeah, the spider almost caused an accident. Wow, I did not know that you were a spider-fair. Yeah, if you see a spider like in your house, do you freak out like that? No, I'll go kill it. I'm not scared of spiders like that. But-- If it's on your body-- It's on my shoulder in the midst of a turn-up session where I'm not expecting it. Yeah. And it's like four inches from my face? Yeah, no, I'm with you there. Come on, man. That's cause for concern. Mm-hmm. Really, I did not know they can. Go get it. I did not know that you were a screamer. I did not know that you screamed over something like this. Okay. I thought that a spider, a little old spider, like it's not like it's a, you know, tarantula or something like that. How big was a spider? It was probably like the size of a large fly. A size of a large fly. (laughing) Is it a size of a quarter? No, it was smaller than that. Maybe smaller than a quarter. It was like a dime. It doesn't matter. I feel like the smaller, the worse. It's on your shoulder. They could get anywhere too. The little tiny, they could crawl into your ear. Yeah. I think fuzzy fat ones. But if you're not, if you're not like, why is a spider in my car? First off, why is it on my shoulder while I'm turning up? You don't expect this to happen. I don't crawl into a web and go, this is my home now. (laughing) It's back to me and I'll respect you. Charlotte, stay over there. I'm gonna be on my side. Correct. Charlotte's with it. By the way, if you got yourself, if you got yourself into a car accident and the police come, all right, and they're doing the police report and they say, what was it? And you say a spider. Do you think that the guy's gonna go? Mm-hmm. You're gonna say, I get it. Yeah. Yeah, yes. I get it. Yeah, yes. I don't know. I don't think so. I think he's gonna be like, come on. Hey, look at you. What are you? Bro. The size of a linebacker. It does it. Did I overreact? Potentially. No. But-- And I don't buy by the way, when he says that he kills the spiders at home. Call Chirral. I can't just-- Oh, I do. Chirral is the one telling me-- It's just a high-tissue paper. It's Josiah, yeah. It's like, Josiah, go, go, get over here. What's going on, Miranda? Hi. Well, a long time listener here, again, calling. Oh, OK, so second time caller. Thank you. My husband's grandmother has totaled out few cars due to spiders. And I have probably taken out-- are almost taken out like two or three of my cars due to insects. Really? The funniest one was-- yeah, the funniest one was back when we were living in Toledo. And we were leaving his grandmother's house. And we had his brother with us. And his butterfly flew in through the windows. And I completely let go of the wheel and freaked out over a butterfly. Yeah, the only thing funnier than Cav almost taken out a bunch of cars because of a spider would be Cav in a butterfly. Are you afraid of butterflies, too, Cav? I'm not scared of spiders. It's the reality that was on my shoulder while I'm driving. Rachel. Yeah, context, man. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. I should just listen to the show, Giggling. It's a good show. We lost you there for a second. Rachel. Rachel, there you are. Hi. Hi. Dead spot there. What's going on? Yeah, I have a funny story. I was driving back from Florida. And I was almost-- you know, I was just almost to Michigan. So I was a little delirious because I drove straight through. And it was probably the size of a quarter. Spider came out of my baseboard and my car, like my windshield baseboard. And I kind of panicked, but then it went back inside. And two weeks later, it reappeared when I was driving my daughter to school. And so it had been that entire time for two weeks it was in my car. Oh, there's babies. There were babies made. Oh my god, I don't say that. Yeah, probably. You know what's funny is that I have no fear of spiders. None at all. I have a fear of like alligators, you know what I mean? Like something like that. Like I get fear of that. I get fear of snakes, OK? Snakes. Spiders, though, you're not-- Alligators, I don't want to be small, but I can't see. And I got to believe more people are injured and killed by spiders than alligators. But I don't even get like fearful of like a beef, a bee gets in a car, or a wasp, or something, we mode you. I love bees. You know, bees are way different than even spiders, because spiders don't really bite. I mean, some of them probably do. I have two spider bites on my leg right now. But a bee sting. Bees like will literally put poison inside of you. See, for me, it's not true. You can lose a limb from a spider. Do you remember when we did the contest with-- Oh my god. With slim and intern Jack Black. And we had intern Jack Black and slim in a car. We did a spelling bee. And we did a spelling bee with them. And we unleashed bees into the car. What? Like people. 100 bees. Are they know about this? Well, they were bumblebees. They didn't even realize it. They were non-stinging bumblebees. They had no clue. But those two idiots thought they still stoned. I didn't know that's all I know. What's up, Debbie? How you doing? Hi, Mojo. Evan, everyone, love the show. I had a co-worker that was so afraid of spiders that one day it was like 10 o'clock in the morning. And she still wasn't at work. And we were like, where is Melissa? So we got a little worried and called her up. And she was like, oh my god, I can't get out of my apartment. I opened the door and there was a spider in the entrance lane. I can't get out. I've been stuck in here all morning. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's so sad. She said finally she was able to open the door and spray it dead. And then she came to work. But oh my god, she was still afraid of spiders. That is a great excuse to be late for work. Hello? Hello. Hi. Can you hear me? Yes. Hi. Everybody's phones are so funky. Hey, Debbie. Hey, Debbie. Tell your story. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah. OK. All right. So I had a co-worker named Melissa that was so definitely afraid of spiders that one day at work hold on, hold on, let me guess. She called in sick saying that she couldn't get in because of the spider. Well, almost. I mean, like it was 10 a.m. And she still didn't arrive at work. So we got worried that something had happened to us. So we called and she was like, oh my god. I'm stuck in my apartment. I opened the door and there was a spider in the doorway. And are you kidding me? Second time around better. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to put you on hold. Talk to Mojo and tell him that same story, OK? OK, thanks. Hi, it's Mojo. Hello. Hi, Mojo, everyone. Love this show. Oh, we love you, too. We love you, too. Been listening a long time. Oh, well, we appreciate it. We're talking on the air right now about spiders and kev's fear of spiders. What's your story? Well, well, I had a co-worker that was so deftly afraid of spiders that one day it was like 10 a.m. at work. And Melissa hadn't come in yet. And we got worried about where she was and what had happened to her. So we called her at home and she was like, oh my god. I'm stuck in my apartment. I opened the door and there was a spider there. And I checked it out. Oh, that's crazy, dude. That is awesome. Did she get out? Breathing up to open the door and play it dead with like a whole can of fire. Oh, my god. Oh, yeah. That is a great story, Debbie. Thank you, Debbie. Give it up for Debbie. [CHEERING] Come on, Debbie. Commit it every time. I hope she goes back and listens to that. Yeah, I can read you a true story, though. It didn't change any detail. I know. Her voice got better and better. Worse than being fearful of spiders, Andrea, what are you fearful of? Well, I'm not fearful of it. But my friend, I was in her truck with her, and I seen a green tree fog behind her head in her truck, a single camp truck. And I'm like, don't freak out. And she's like, what? And she kind of like tensed up. I'm like, there's a frog behind her head. She quickly whipped into a parking spot and jumped out of the truck and started freaking out. Honestly, a frog would be something weird, wouldn't it? I'm almost-- You're in the car with a frog? Not really. Like, how did the frog get in there? Yeah, that's a weird one. Here, hold on, tell us this one more time. I'm just kidding. God, it's so silly. We are silly today. Do you think a frog has ever been behind somebody's head while they're driving? Oh my god. Look at a lot of bees. Listen to these ones. Harold, LaBelle, Heather. Hold on, I'm going to pick everybody here. I'll grab you one by one. Are you there, Harold, LaBelle, and Heather? This is LaBelle. How are you, can you hear me? I got you, LaBelle. LaBelle, you sound like you could actually handle a bee. In the morning. What's happening? Who's that? Oh, good morning. Who is that? In the morning. Oh, that's my friend, Eric. We were dropping him off, so he wanted to say hello. Hi, how are you? So LaBelle, you drove with a bee in your car before? So Eric wasn't born yet. My older kids were in the car, and it was four of us. And the bee got in the window, and I legit had to pour the car over and pour all the kids out and get the bee out. I had two that are severely allergic. Yeah. And we were on Lafayette, like coming off the 75. Oh, Jesus. Harold, where was yours at? You actually got stung by the bee, Harold, right? Yeah, I was driving. It came in at a stoplight or whatever. And then I took off, and I didn't see it. And then I noticed it, and I was trying to fly at it with my one hand to get it out the window. And made a weird eye contact with me, and then just hit me in my ear hole. Oh, wait. You mean eye contact with the bee? [INTERPOSING VOICES] And then Heather, yours happened. I'm gash it. I heard, huh? Yeah. So my husband, my friend, and I were going to the beach. And a bee had flew into my car, and we were like in the middle of traffic. But I got so scared that I jumped out of the car and refused to get back. And the car until the bee was killed, and people started honking at me and getting so mad. But I wasn't getting back in the car getting stung. Uh-uh, no way. Can you imagine, by the way, can you imagine having to jump out and gash it, man? There's cars all over the place, all because of a bee. Mandy, what's up, Mandy? First of all, you were so messed up to have Debbie repeat herself. [INTERPOSING VOICES] She did? That was awesome. Come on. Honestly, so funny. Honestly, so funny. Yeah. I hope she goes back and listens to the podcast of that, because that-- She's going to be on the Facebook, too. Oh, that's OK. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] You want to know why? Because for all the years that I have been teamed up with Shannon, she has always said she would never let her kids do this. But guess what Shannon is about to do? Well, I already did, actually. They just don't know it yet. I swore as a parent. I feel like when you have babies or even before you have babies, you're like, there are certain things I am never going to do as a mom. I just broke one of those. I bought a gaming system. And I swore to-- Mojo has heard me say this many, many times. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever will I have a gaming console in my house. Why? Because I just don't want my kids sitting in front of the TV playing video games. So you hate your kids? I don't hate your kids. I just-- I want them, especially during the summer, to play outside, ride their bikes, ride their scooters, go to the pool, just not sit inside and play video games. But here I am, the proud owner of a brand new Xbox. So my step kids really, really wanted one at my house. And if it makes them feel good about moving in, and it will help all four kids have something to do together because they all like playing very similar games, or the same games in some occasions, on the Nintendo switches that-- I love my switch. Yeah, that they have. I'm down, sign me up. If it's going to make this blending process easier, I'm down, sign me up. But am I going to regret this decision? I don't know. My kids are not aware yet that we are bringing this into the house. It's currently a buses house. How soon until Shannon has her own gaming username and password? ASAM. I have so many suggestions for you. I know the gaming name. I'm a gaming name. I'm a gaming up, gaming up, nothing. Girl, I want to play live with you so bad, because listening to her try to figure out how to play video games at this stage in her life would be his theory. It's really-- That's going to be a TikTok account or something, right? Because Smith, who is seven, and my stepdaughter, Sam, who's about to turn 15, they love playing on the switch together. And so this is obviously a step up from that, but they are always playing on her switch. So I don't know. This is one of those-- I'm ashamed of my behavior. I want to know from you listening. I want to know how many people said, I will never, ever allow this to ever be in my house, or allow my kids to do something, or allow this to happen. And you end up caving. And what was the cave for? Yeah, I love that. I love all my friends who had babies, and they were like, oh, you know, when you go out to eat at a restaurant. And they're like, I will never let my child have my phone, or like an iPad, or something at a restaurant table. I'm like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Even as Jenny's, you wait. It's everybody who does that have kids. You want to be here. You are saying it. You will. I promise you. But I don't say anything. Hey, Lucy, the phone is next for you. It's coming. Oh, my God, the phone. Lucy's going to-- Lucy, by the way, the new Apple-- what version are we on right now? I don't even know. Do you ever-- You know what the beauty of this is? Is that, for the longest time, it was kind of like, hey, we're not going to do this. We're not going to have the gaming system and stuff in here. And I like to see that the reason that you're doing this is because now you've got older kids. You know what I mean? And eventually, it does happen. Where, as a parent, as your kids get older, you're like, I'm never going to allow this to happen. And then all of a sudden, you just realize it's just easy just to let them-- And for me too, our kids are-- they vary in ages so much, right? I mean, we've got 16 all the way down to 7 now. And so if this is something that they can all do together, because there's not a lot that they can all do together, that they all agree on, that's totally cool. But wait till you get 1/3 and 1/4 Xbox this and I'm in there. Yeah, or just get four controllers. Not only can this be an opportunity for the kids to get along, it could be an opportunity for you to share in this experience as well. These games, Shannon, are fun. They're ticking. You should pick up a controller and battle it out as well. You and Wes will never be having any sex at all. You guys are going to be an Xbox. And what's going on? How you doing, Blake? Hey, how you doing? Good. What was it that you said you'd never, ever allow and now you do? Cocomelon. No, no, no, oh, my God. Yep, that was a huge mistake. What was it that made you cave? What happened? What made you weak? Being over at a friend's house, and they were playing it for their kid, and my kid, for once, was quiet in watching the TV. I was like, oh, OK, this must work. And, you know, it's total brainwash. Yeah, we put it on. Let them go at it. Next is LSD. You watch. It's fast. It starts from Cocomelon. Actually, I think the people that put Cocomelon together are on the list. That is one of the most annoying things in the world. Just that intro of the Cocomelon. I think that was good. People, by the way, are coming up with names for Shannon. They say that Shannon needs to do the cupcake Shannon, see if anybody on there-- OK. Yeah, gamer names. 30. Oh, I like that. What games you play with, Josiah? So Josiah is an old-school kind of gamer. There used to be this thing called gang beast. And it's like these random characters, but they have several characters that you can customize. So there's joy in that, being able to customize characters, and then being able to beat me up. But I like to flip it. I like UFC. I like to beat Josiah ass in that game. Yesterday, he beat me down. He was in my face talking. And I had to lay the smack down on me. My favorite was when we weren't allowing Luke to have any game. And all of a sudden, I'm like, who are you playing with? And he's like, Fletch. And he Fletches in his apartment, stuck around the Xbox system, or in our case, it was the PlayStation. What's going on, Mojo in the morning? What's happening? Kimbria. I go morning. What's happening? So I came in to give my kid a tablet. I don't know. At a dinner table. Just wanted to eat and eat. Yes. Hey, I get a kimbria. What was it that you were eating at the time? You always remember what you're eating at the time when you give your kid something just to quiet him down. OK, I'm a big fan of crab legs. That was that one. Oh, that's great. You need your hands. Monica, what's up? Hi. Hey, how are you guys? Good. What's going on? I was calling. So I was seven months old, and I told myself she would never have any screen time ever. She now forces me to watch "Dancing Fruit." So how much screen time is she getting today? Oh, probably half an hour. But it's mainly like when she bored of me, doesn't even do with me. And she's screaming. Oh, I put it on. But I was flying me a long time with the nerd first time. Yes! [INTERPOSING VOICES] Thank you for the call. We appreciate you. You have no problem. Thank you. All right, have a great day. Shannon also said that she and Wes would never have a baby together, too. So-- Well, that is medical into hot pot. Oh, OK, I was going to say. Next, who know? Adopting. Maybe you guys need like a 12th animal. Do you guys have any warning for those? So we were out to dinner with the person who introduced us. So Chelsea and I got introduced by Chelsea's best friend in the world, Jenny. And we were out with Jenny from the plot, yes. No, Jenny from Arizona. We were out and she was visiting. And we were hanging out with Jenny. And it was this couple that we know and love, Jenny, and Jared, and we're having a conversation. And Jenny said, you know what is coming up? And we're like, no, you're anniversary. And I'm like, no, it's not. Our anniversary is not until October. We got married on October the 15th, which was a very nice day. It was sweetest day. And she goes, no, your anniversary is coming up. And I said, no. And she goes, the anniversary of when you guys met, I had no idea, no clue. And Chelsea honestly didn't have an idea. And it was interesting because there are certain things that you should probably remember, like anniversaries you should remember. But I did not know the-- so the anniversary of when Chelsea and I met is coming up. And the reason why she knew it was it was right around the time that Chelsea had graduated from high school. And we met when Chelsea had just graduated from high school and it was at a graduation party. And that's where we ended up meeting each other for the very first time. And how weird is it that I had no clue when it was? I know it was in May. But I don't remember exactly what the date was. Oh, I don't think that's weird to know. Is it weird? Isn't that weird to know? I don't think so. So the date that you first met. Who remembers that? No. You know what's so frustrating about this? All I want to do is be like, you're such a let-- oh my god, I can't believe you don't know that. You idiot. And I'm like, no, it's brief. [INTERPOSING VOICES] I know. I don't even-- I'm going to beg you on-- do you have to remember first date? I think you should remember first. The first date? I have to remember that date? I think-- that's just-- I think that's one of those days you don't need to do anything. But it's like, oh, today was our first date, you know, five years ago. I'm going to sound like a try hard, but I know all of those. Do you really? Yes, I absolutely-- This does not surprise me. And I mean that kindly. That's a compliment to you. That does not surprise me about you. I remember, Mike, the first date that we called ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. Oh, really? Because it was Fourth of July, which was a big one. We went to a Fourth of July fireworks, you know, extravaganza. And then after the extravaganza is when the extravaganza began. [LAUGHTER] But I remember that was when we first-- which by the way, I don't even know if we had sex that night. But it was when I first told her that I really loved her and stuff and cared for her. But here's an interesting thing. I put together a list when we were having this conversation, because we were at the table. And I was just scribbling this onto the menu that they had, the paper menu. Here are the dates that I think every man should never forget. Your wedding anniversary, if you're married, I think your dating anniversary is important. So I think, Mike, you're smart to know this. The month that you proposed, the first time you had sex-- Oh, I don't know. --that first time. Your children's birth dates. You should know your children's birth dates. Yeah. And the time that she told you that she liked you, because I remember when Chelsea told me that she liked me. What was it? It was June, I don't know, right around my birthday, like 12th or something. And I was going to San Francisco for a job interview at a radio station in San Francisco. And she had told me when she was dropping me off at the airport to go for the job interview that I just wanted to let you know that I really, really like you, and I care for you. And I went the entire time in San Francisco, did not want to take that job. And I was on this interview going, I don't want to leave her. Because I had not had that-- I've had girlfriends, not many of them, some I had to pay for. But I never had somebody that I truly believed cared for me. Like I had girls that I knew that we were mutually just kind of hanging with each other. So the whole job interview, I was like, there's no way I'm taking this job interview. And it's like San Francisco. I was in Tucson, Arizona at the time. Is that far? Well, it's not only just far, but it's market size. I wasn't even thinking about proximity. It was like market number 63 compared to market number five, I think it was, to go there. Are there dates that you think that you should definitely-- if Wes didn't remember-- because you know the day that you first went out for your first coffee date, don't you? I remember that date, but I didn't remember-- actually, we just played this game at my bachelorette party. My friends were like quizzing me. Like they asked him a question. They asked me a question and see if they match. And he knew the exact day that we actually met in person. And it was at a Mojo in the morning event. And I didn't know that. I knew I was like, it was summer of 2019. I think it was like a month or two after I had announced my divorce. And we randomly met at an event and then didn't go out until 2021. Yeah. But I don't remember the exact date of that. But I remember September 21st, 2021, was when we had our first-- I called it a non-date. But not for the 2021. Is it weird that I do not remember dates, but I remember everything that took place in that moment? Like, I can tell you body language. I can tell you maybe what you were wearing. But I just can't be like, oh, September 21st. But can't you make up those details? You can't do that with a girl, bro. I'm not allowed to say it. I feel like if she remember, you remember probably what you had on that date that you went off at a coffee date. I do. You know what I mean? Exactly. Like, I can't remember that kind of stuff, but just be like, September 21st. See, I'd give you a pass. I'd give you a pass if you didn't know the date, but you could recall details like that. I would say, OK, you were-- Chelsea and I, our first date with each other or physical date that we went out with each other was Olive Garden. I remember that. Was it? And I remember what we ordered. Because we went to Olive Garden 12 more times after that and did the same thing. All I could afford was the salad and breadsticks. Oh, they're so good. That was it. And I remember that. And we each had Ministrone soup. This show teaches me how bad of a partner I was in every previous relationship, because I'm sitting here going, I have no idea what the dates were. I have no idea what the details were. And you're also sitting here single. Right. That's what I just said. [LAUGHTER] I like mine kind of stung a little bit harder. I punch him right in the freaking face. I want the anniversary date of this date right now. The date you punched him right in the nose. You can actually say, I'll tell you. It turned off, but I want you now. You better watch it, though. Victoria, what's going on? Yeah. So our actual wedding date is the same exact day that we met just years later. I purposely did that way because I cannot remember anything. My husband, on the other hand, is absolutely great. I can't remember any dates. But he reminds me of them that I cannot remember them. That's sweet that your first date and your wedding date are the same. Yeah, so I only decided to get married. I was like, you know what? Let's just do it on the same date, but I don't remember. We'll get it. Yeah. That is very smart. And also, that guy is an a-hole for making all the rest of us guys look bad. Him and Mike are the ones that make every guy look bad. They remember these things. My husband's great at remembering dates. He definitely will call me out on that remembering. Yeah. I failed about 600 times before this. Like, you got one right. I'm always the guy that looks on Facebook to find people's birthdays. And the worst is when-- Everybody does. They're your family. See, look. That's what the notes section is for in your context. Yeah. If you go to somebody's contact, you can jot out notes. I got my anniversary in there. I got favorite foods in there, favorite songs for shariails, shoe sizes. You got to use your resources. I like when you wish somebody a happy birthday on text and it lets you add on your iPhone for that to their-- Yeah. Yeah. It'll show up on your channel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on, Ashley? Hey, how are you guys? Good. You have a guy that also remembers all the dates? He remembers every single date and-- or like all the important dates. But I couldn't tell you what they were and I agree with Kev. Like I can tell you where our first date was. I can tell you where we met the whole nine yards. But when it comes down to it, like I have to ask him the dates. Yeah. That's nice to have that. Like, you know, to have at least one person in the house that's organized like that. So, yeah. Definitely him over me. See, some of that means more. Yeah. I agree with Ashley. If you can tell me everything that went into it, you can communicate the emotion. To me, that means more than just saying, oh, it was June 1st. Yeah. So, not being prepared for the date kind of sucks when you wake up on that date. Very true. My favorite is when Lydia will go, by the way, it's so-and-so's birthday, you know, and I'm like, oh, crap. And then it's like, all right, a Starbucks birthday cake pop, you know. Something I can grab through the drive-through. Get your home for more of the roses. Unload you in the morning. Samantha thinks that her husband is cheating on her. And you guys got kind of an interesting thing that you guys are doing. Yeah. Yeah. From what I was reading, you guys are in an open marriage? Yeah. Okay. So, is this open marriage thing like mutually agreed upon? I was a little hesitant in the beginning, but I started to really like it. Yeah. And when you guys do this, do you just bring other couples in or other people in? Couples. Couples. Only couples. So, you're not allowed to go have like a, you know, somebody on the side, nor is he? No. Okay. And when you guys do your things with each other, do you guys do it all together or do you guys go separate places? Like, is it that all four of you are together at a time? Yeah. Okay. And now, why is it that now you're starting to feel like your husband is cheating? Well, we met a couple on a trip and we started, you know, playing with that couple, but I just have a sense that he's being the wife separately. What has given you that sense? They just seem a little bit closer when we're together. It seems like they maybe speak outside, like outside of our agreement. And the agreement again is that you guys are doing it together and not apart. Exactly. Now, when you guys connect, or like you said, when you guys play around with each other, is he normally the contact? Is he reaching out to the husband or the wife to set things up or do you handle that contact? We usually do it together, but sometimes I'll do it or sometimes he'll do it, but we make sure that everything is together. Everybody's in the loop on what's going on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's always interesting whenever we've had, and we have had were the roses where people were swinging or in open relationships, and the listeners automatically just go, well, that's what you get for playing with fire. But you feel like things have been good, and this has actually helped your relationship. Yeah, totally. Until this time, until this particular couple that you guys encounter, yeah, it just feels like something's up. All right. We're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. The thought was that we would do a three way call, but there's issues with this other couple's phones that has made that not possible, but Shannon, we're going to try to see if we can get him to pick up and see where he sends flowers to. We hope he sends them to his wife, Samantha. Eat your phone. Hi, I'm looking for, please, yeah, the two hi, Tack, my name is Nicole, and I'm calling it from a new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers for you. All you have to do is answer two survey questions, and we're going to give you one dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice anywhere in the country, totally free of charge for you, not going to ask you for credit card information or any financial info or anything like that. So I'm just wondering if you'd be interested in taking part in our free offer today. Cool, yeah, I mean, completely free? Yep, completely free. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, Jack? No, I have not. And do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months? No, I wasn't planning on it. Okay, as a thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey, I'm now authorized to provide you with that dozen long-stemmed red roses. So we just need to get some info about who these are going to today, starting with a first name and a last name. Cool, yeah, can you send those to Mikey, M-I-K-E, okay, and is it Mike or Mikey? You said Mikey, but you spelled Mike, I just want to make sure. Okay, no, he goes officially by Mikey. Okay, and do you have a phone number? Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm going to start a profile for you, Jack, on rosesbloom.com. Hopefully you'll remember us order from us in the future. This is just going to make the process a whole lot quicker. So Mikey's on your profile, his telephone number, and then what is his relationship to you? Um, no friends, you can put a friend. Okay. And we also do something unique in that instead of a paper card with the flowers, we're going to have you record a digital voice card that's going to get texted to, in this case, Mikey when the flowers get delivered, and he'll be able to hear your message and know who they're from, okay? Like three texts, like I'll say it, and then it types out. Nope, I'm going to actually count you down and then you're going to record it. So it'll, it's almost like a voice memo that he'll receive. Does that make sense? Okay, cool. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Three, two, one. Hey, Mikey. Um, I got offered three flowers, which, um, I don't know, I thought you would really appreciate. So I hope you like them soon. Okay. And Jack, I also have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that? Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Okay. Jack, I'm going to jump on and just tell you one last thing, and then we'll send those flowers off just to wrap up this phone call. Uh, I just wanted to let you know that while we've been talking to you and got your, uh, your info, including that voice memo, that your wife Samantha had been listening into this entire phone conversation and just, and just, and just heard you send flowers to another man. Um, you, you're getting or not. This is the mojo in the morning show, Jack. And we're doing the war of the roses and Samantha was suspicious of you possibly cheating on her and asked us to call you up to see who you had sent a dozen free roses to. Yeah, um, well, you know, that's good, then I didn't send it to another woman or anything. I just, you know, sent it to a friend. So it's good. Jack, she was suspicious that you were cheating with, uh, with somebody else that you guys have, have had involved in your relationship and Samantha is this particular person, one of the people that's involved in that? Yeah. Who is this? Well, that's the husband. Jack Samantha was suspicious that you might be cheating on her with, uh, somebody that you guys have brought into your relationship and you have your, you are, um, I mean, we're, uh, you know, you see, he's a part of, um, you know, uh, situations that we have, but it's not, um, uh, you know, he's, we're just really cool. So why choose to send them to him instead of your wife? Um, you know, I, I just wasn't sure if she would like or appreciate flowers as much. So I just, you know, I don't know. Can I ask, uh, you know, ask you, Samantha, when you guys are together with this other couple, dude, Jack and, uh, this other guy, do they have time with each other? When we're all together. So there are moments where it's, it's not the guys and the girls, it's the, it's could be everybody with each other. Yeah. So this is not a shocker to you that your husband would be with another man. That's not the shocker. No, I, I guess, I mean, because I don't want it to be a situation where we're outing somebody. Yes. No, I will be, yeah, we'll kind of do everything. One would gather. But you just didn't expect that this was going to be the person that he was on them too. It's not even about being a man. It's just somebody other than you. Yeah. But also not the person she thought. Right. Well, Jack doesn't feel like I've only been, uh, with him, um, a couple times, um, outside of the four of us. So you wait. So you have actually been breaking the rule that you guys set up. Um, yeah, I, I guess so in a sexual way or just like hanging out. Um, you know, we've hung out, uh, and maybe a little bit, um, once or twice done some stuff. That news to you, Samantha? Yeah, I, we had like certain rules about our relationship and neither of us are supposed to go out and do other things with people and that's we're all together. Yeah, I don't, I don't know what to say and I'm going to let you, I'm going to let you guys have conversation with each other. And, uh, I think that you're going to have some, some long talks that you guys are going to need to have, to have with each other. I'll let you guys talk now. Hold on one second. This is the home of War of the Roses Mojo in the morning Mojo in the morning War of the Roses, Samantha found out that her husband has been breaking the rules and we're not talking about just the cheating rules, we're talking about the rules that they had in their open marriage, their open relationship, sending the flowers to someone that she didn't expect him to send it to, sending it to the husband that they were just recently involved in a relationship with. By the way, we have not been able to get confirmation that the guy who he sent the flowers to his wife knows that there's something going on that there's a little, uh, relationship going on here. Uh, what's going on, Georgia? How are you? It's Mojo in the morning War of the Roses morning, everyone, how are you? We're doing okay. What's going on? This is kind of a crazy one. Right. So I am in an open marriage, uh, myself has been for the last five years. I've known my husband for almost 20 years. So it was something that just felt normal to us because we met as teenagers and so we discovered who we were later on in life and we both found out that we were bisexual. And so it became a way for us to explore, um, our new found sexuality. And so I completely understand where she's coming from and where he's coming from, uh, being in an open marriage, but in our lifestyle, you have to have boundaries. You have to have absolute complete trust and you have to have this just complete and honest open communication or this lifestyle doesn't work. Yeah. I can only imagine in, listen, I don't get why you guys do this because to me, I already feel insignificant enough. The idea that there'll be another person in there, I would be more. So I won't go there. I'm not even going to go there, but I, I get that you got to play by the rules because if you don't, if first off, if you lose trust in a, what would be called, quote, unquote normal relationship monogamous, really, if you lose trust in, and I'll even put those in quotes, monogamous relationship, because nowadays it feels like you almost have to. I, um, I feel like you, you're done, you know what I mean? Like you're forever going to think that something, somebody's doing something. They shouldn't be doing an open relationship. You have got to have trust in that. Cause if you can't trust that in a, in a, I'm, I'm, I'm here looking at this situation where, hold on, let me play this audio real quick. This is the audio of him kind of talking about how frequent these guys have been with each other. So hold on. And, uh, with them, um, a couple times outside of the four of us. So you wait. So you have actually been breaking the rule that you guys set up. Um, yeah, I guess so in a sexual way or just like hanging out, um, you know, we, we've hung out, uh, and maybe a little bit, um, once or twice done some stuff. Let me ask. I think he was breaking the rules. Well, just the way that he very freely admitted that was he didn't say he didn't. Well, kind of blew my mind a little bit. Georgia. I quite, quite question for you on yours, your situation that you have, you guys can't do anything with each other when you, the others not there, right? Like you don't or it depends on how comfortable we are with the other person involved and how much we trust the other person involved. We've played, uh, with other people together, uh, there's the situations where he's just watched, um, or I've watched him and, um, it really just depends. We have never played separately as of yet because we've never really built that trust with somebody to where they know this is our relationship. This is our marriage. We come first to each other and you are, I hate to say it, but you're here for our convenience. Yeah. And I really hate putting it that way because we don't do unicorn hunting. We don't. What's unicorn and dragon, what is that a unicorn is a single female. That's my sexual and dragons are single men that are bisexual and, and they're called unicorns and dragons because they're quote unquote rare. Interesting. Hey, yeah, I was like, wait, I think I said next to one in the studio. Don't look at me. Wait a second. The person you sit next you got a unicorn and a dragon surrounding you hold on real quick. Georgia. To play with another man. Yeah. If my husband was to play with another man like in this situation, my only issue would be if they, if we've done it quite a few times, like it's how do you like they have together and separately. My only issue would be is why don't you record it or let me know that was going on so that I can watch. Oh, hold on Amanda brings up a very interesting point. I'm going to keep you on the phone too, Georgia, because I like talking unicorn to drag Amanda. What was your comment that you wanted to make? I was just focused on how he quickly went from like, well, I'm glad I sent it to another woman, or I didn't send it to another woman. It was just a friend to, yeah, we were sleeping together outside of my life. Yeah. It's so casual. Because you wouldn't suspect it was with a guy. Yeah. Honestly, before you guys played it, I was like, if they're in an open relationship, it went to the guy. It's not the wife. Like I called it. Really? Because I got to tell you, our mouths were all open. We were dumbfounded. We thought, we thought, okay, if he's cheating, he's, he's definitely cheating, you know, with this, this woman and they're, because that's who she was suspicious of, you know, that's who, you know, what gave it away to you, Georgia, what made you just being in our lifestyle. It's very common for men to play together, whether they're open about it or not. It's very common for things to happen at the moment. So men are like, oh, well, I like this. I want to explore this more, but they're scared that their female partner is going to judge them or leave them. So you've been with your husband for 20 years and you guys started playing around five years ago with people outside of the marriage. Is it something he introduced? 20 years. Oh, got you. Did he introduce this or did you to the relationship? Um, well, I'm, I'm a muddy, kind of book reader, so it's always been a thought in the back of my mind, I'm doing stuff like this, but I would definitely say I brought more of the idea of it to the table than he did, just because of my books and everything. It just made it seem like a good option. Last question. Did you start with a female or a male? A female. What size bed do you guys have? We're wondering that. King size. It's a king. Okay. It's a great cause. John. Looking for a unicorn. What's going on? John. John, what did you want to say? I think he fell in love. He tried at one time and he fell in love. Everything. Yeah. Do you ever worry about that, Georgia? Do you ever worry that your husband or you even could fall in love with one of these other people? Actually, no, because we're also polyamorous, so it works. So clarify that for me because it's completely different from polygamy. We can both have separate fulfilling relationships outside of each other. Okay. And so that's allowed. So if you were to fall in love with another man or woman, you could have that totally separate relationship and your husband is good with that. Yes. As long as we are open and honest and forthcoming about how we feel or how things are leading up to these feelings, yes, it is completely. Okay. But again, we have to be open and honest of, hey, this is where I stand with this person. What do you think? And how does that make you feel? Hey, John, would you like to be a dragon? No. Thank you. Okay. I'll start. Darien. I'll start. Darien. That is awful. So just a quick update. I got a quick one here, Georgia, on this one. Our goal is we're trying to see if we can get this other couple on the phone. And so a quick update is that that's what we're working on right now is to be able to get Mikey and in his wife on the phone with us to be able to talk and discuss. So that's the next level of this war of the roses. All right. If my mom's listening to, it's not me. I just want to throw it. I just never thought about that. Never put two and two together. I know. Yeah. Oh my gosh. All right, Georgia, you're excellent. We appreciate your comments on this. And thank you for listening to Mojo in the morning. Thank you. You guys have a great day. This is the home of the second date update, warm the roses, the throwback, throw down and the dirty on the 30. This is Mojo in the morning. It's Mojo in the morning. So I haven't talked about this because of it was kind of a crazy situation that was going on. But I think I can talk about it now. Did you guys know that for the last two years, I have been having a relationship with another woman. It's been an amazing situation. I don't believe this. No. Let me explain this to you. So for the, I guess, supposedly last two years, there is a person that says that they have been having a relationship with me and that my wife and I are in agreement that she's going to move over so that we can have this relationship with each other. This person contacted me on social media to tell me about this. And then eventually, like in a day or so after contacting me, I get messages all the time and I don't know if you guys do, but we get messages on our social media and the messages will be something to the effect of, you know, Mojo or somebody else on the show did this and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like they'll like claim something like, you know, that we gave them a brand new car and they're, you know, when are they going to get in their car and you see these things and you go, okay, this could be either just a listener that's kind of just a little disgruntled or it could be one of those ones where it's one of those people that's just trying to bait you to go and to click on their stuff and you now all of a sudden are getting spammed or whatever. Right. Like I get them. I'm a personal one from some, it's the same Asian woman's picture, but she has a different name every single time that comes up. I get that one. I get that one. Yeah. We should be friends. So they're able to leave like comments and stuff. Yeah. Well, I got one that came through on my, uh, on my personal page and my personal page showed up that it said, I'm going to tell your wife that we're having an affair with each other and I saw that right away and I go, Oh, wow. She might actually be happy if I am with you and I just, I block and I immediately just block the accounts and that's kind of what I've been told by, you know, people to do. Well, she reached out to Chelsea who did not want to block the account because she was like, Oh, what's the heck's going on here? And Chelsea started having a conversation with this woman who is writing down and hey, who I we've, as we've talked to some people, some of the authorities, she, we believe is getting catfished by a person who's claiming to be me. Okay. Okay. I've been using my identity to talk to this person and has for the last two years been using my identity to talk to them and not just using my identity as mojo, but using my identity as my name, Tom, my real name. And so this kind of started getting crazy to the point that Chelsea's like, you got a call and I've never, and I know that Shannon and back in the day, other people that were on the show, you guys have had issues where people were stalked or said nasty things. I've never had it to a point where I felt like I was threatening enough that I had to call police. We never got police involved. So I eventually I had ended up having to make a phone call and I called up, you know, Sheriff Mike Bouchard and then ended up calling the chief of police in my town chief patent and got put together with some detectives and basically because there's a couple of things. One was, hey, there's obviously somebody that's saying that they're having a really relationship with me and they've been doing it for the last two years. But there's also the fact that there's somebody possibly faking to be me and if something happens to this person, yeah, all of a sudden it's like, well, if they were in a relationship with mojo and next thing you know, you know, and when I say something happened, I'm worried about their their safety. When I talked to the police, the police said, well, it's usually not their safety. It's they start stealing money from them or somebody does that thing. Right. So I ended up talking this really nice detective from the West Bloomfield police and the nice detective goes, all right, well, we're going to reach out to this woman. And so he reached out to this woman. They filed a case number on it and they started doing the investigation of the whole deal. And I guess they had conversations with her and talk to her and just explain that it is not me and, you know, the person that you were talking to as my wife was my wife because Chelsea was, you know, getting DM'd by her. But the guy named Tom, who's mojo on the radio is not the person that you've had for two years relation. Now, a couple of things that I have to say about this, and it is crazy. How could somebody want to have a relationship with me for two years? And never met you face to face, no, but I was, no, never met me face to face. But then even can I tell you the weirdest part? Yeah. Do you know? And where's Chelsea? Can we get Chelsea on the phone call up my wife? Chelsea, I don't think believe me for the longest time, like, or not longest time, but like because this went on for like a few hours. Yeah. Well, no, but our Chelsea's Chelsea, when I went, when the woman reached out, actually, I think she reached out to Megan for advice because if she wanted to ask Megan questions about dating apps, because the woman said that I was on Facebook dating and that's how we met. By the way, if you're on Facebook dating and come across me as mojo or somebody else, I'm not on Facebook dating. Right. I promise you. I'm on hinge. No, I didn't know if you wanted me to bring it up or not, but yeah, Chelsea reached out to me and asked me if I was on that platform because I've talked about being on dating platforms. And I had it because I didn't think people used Facebook dating and it's kind of shocking to me that this was the platform that she was being catfished on, but we found out how it works and it was really easy to actually prove on your profile that you didn't have it. Yeah. But in also the other thing too, is you can open up, I can open up a Facebook dating profile as Shannon. Well, so this happened to me so in so many different ways. Somebody opened, I think it was a plenty of fish account pretending to be me. I had a tinder. Yeah. Like you used all my photos and stuff like that. But then a couple of years ago, I had this same thing happen to be mojo and I didn't have to file a police report for that, but this person was posing as me. The name was like radio mom 56 or something. I don't even know remember what it was, but in a guy started reaching out to my official iHeart email being like, why did you stop responding? We've been talking for a year. I know you want to. But like new personal details about me, it was very, very strange. The personal details this person knew it were crazy and thought that he was in a relationship with me and it was like, it was the craziest, weirdest thing. Well, the interesting thing is we're doing kind of a new interview with the cops and stuff and it was like, well, they knew these personal details. Well, we talk about so much stuff on the radio to hold on. My wife is on the phone with us right now, Chelsea, do you know that people would have a relationship with me for two years? I just want you to know that first of all, until now, you were at first wondering what was going on. You thought? I mean, listen, we had to fly on an airplane together because we were coming home from a bot mitzvah that was in Vegas at that time. What I was upset about is you weren't upset about it. You weren't upset that someone was out there using your identity with this woman. You were like, well, did you want me to talk to her? No, I don't want you to talk to her. I want you to be upset that someone is posing as you and at first I was concerned about her but when she was insisting that it was you and wouldn't believe me that it wasn't you, then I'm like, well, girl, you're on your own. If I were you like FaceTime, this person first, before I meet them, but you're on your own. And you were also, I know you kept talking about this. You were worried that she was going to go meet somebody and somebody was going to do some harm to her. Well, and I kept on saying to her FaceTime, the person first, and she kept on telling me no. And she was sending me free and talk to other conversation that was happening at that time. You know, my wife, well, he said that we were divorced, that we lived two hours away from each other and we're just co-parenting the sake of our kids. And it was just, I'm like, well, that's not the case. We're still married. I still live with them. You don't sound happy when you say that. I mean, you know, I just don't believe what you want to believe. The part though that I thought was most interesting, at what point did you finally realize that it wasn't me when she was sending you screenshots of things that I said to her? Well, I don't know if you said this, but when she said that you were sending pictures of your. My what? P. My P. I, that part, I mean, we were sitting next to each other on the plane while this was going on. And I'm showing you. I'm like, look what she is saying. Look what she is saying. And the screen, I, first I asked for a screenshot, I didn't want that screenshot, but I asked for. To see if it really was my P.P. No, I am not a screen shot. Actually, I asked for proof of their conversation and what he was saying. And she did send me one of them. And then, yeah, it was just. So the person actually was so good that they used my profile pic and stuff, but the here's the interesting part of the P.P. thing was Chelsea knows for a fact that if I was going to do anything, I wouldn't send a picture of my P.P. because that would instantly stop the relationship right there at that particular moment. I mean, maybe my savings account. I don't know. Ava, are you there? Ava was talking about cash. Oh, okay. Ava, what's up? Oh, there you go. You muted your phone. What's going on? So you guys are talking about catfishing and stuff like that. And just a whole bunch of internet stuff. And I've been somebody who's been a catfish, been told I look like a catfish because of the things I post online. They said, what do you mean? They said that you were a catfisher or the person that you got catfish? I have made fake profiles before. Why? And posed as other people because attention, I guess, but I've also, by people I've dated in the past, been told that I don't look like the pictures I post online, like the person that I post on Instagram compared to who I am in real life and what I look like in real life is not the same person. So I've actually intentionally posed as people online. Wow. Why do you do that though? Why happens when somebody wants to meet up with you? Silence. That is a good question. And that's why I have not, I mean, it never gets to that point. Do you ever feel bad about doing what you're doing and messing with people? Oh, yeah. Definitely. Are you catfishing? Sorry. When I talk to the police and Sheriff Bouchard, majority of the time it's not for the persons, for any other reason than persons trying to scam money or something. Do you get, do you ever use this as an opportunity to scam them for money? No, I've never scammed anybody, well, I have the book takes before. So you do make money off of these people that you're claiming to be another person? Yes, Anna. Are you not talking to us and you're kind of cryptic because you're worried that we're like tracing the call or something like that? Maybe a little bit. Okay. Well, we don't have the ability to do that. I also have your daughter, your daughter's in the car. She's in her stroller in front of me as we're walking up and down her driveway. Oh, geez. Okay. Wait, are you a mom that does this and messes with people's feelings? I got some stuff I got to work through, but I'm looking to go towards therapy and stuff because being a mom's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Are you? Sorry. Are you currently in a relationship? Um, I think you could say that. Do you do this while you're in real relationships with people? Do I catfish in real relationships with people? Is that what you're asking? Like if you're dating somebody, are you still participating in this behavior with strangers? No, because the person that I'm thinking of, he's the one I want to be with. Mika wants to make a comment. What's that Mika? I just said y'all are talking baby right here. It does kind of sound like it, doesn't it? I know. I love that too. That's so good. Oh, yeah. Listen, she loves that show. All the biography of you. But you understand you're messing with people, like you're obviously messing with the person that you're catfishing, but you're also messing with the person whose identity that you're catfishing. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. We're real quick. I just got another. My daughter's babbling in the stroller. I got to know these feet that you catfishing, where are you getting these other people feet from? And they've only ever done my feet to the eye. So they are her feet. That's fine. Got you. People are like, you've got to turn her in. I don't know how we turn her in because we don't have the ability to be able to do that and screen or trace calls because of our phone lines, how they come in, unless you texted us. And if you did, we have a phone number. Um, did you text us? I don't know how to text you guys. Okay. Um, all right, dude, I was calling earlier. This is my first time getting through when I do I have the baby baby reindeer. You don't find yourself to be a little off by doing what you're doing. Um, I'm definitely off a little bit. I know that. I'm happy that you are seeking therapy for this. Yes. I've been in therapy before and it was a very good experience talking things through and doing all that. There's, I've only ever tried cognitive behavioral therapy, but I'm interested to see what other types of therapy are out there. The interesting thing is the one therapy though, that is going to get you to really hit rock bottom is the therapy of somebody putting you in jail if you do something like this. So you'll never see your daughter and that's the part that you got to figure you got to figure out. I know I'm aware I do have a doctor's appointment that I need to attend to. So I will let you guys do what you have to do today and I appreciate all that you do. All right. You have a great day. I almost ran or responded with, I appreciate all you do, but I don't appreciate all you do. All right, uh, Chelsea's still on the phone line. I didn't even realize you were still on the phone line there. Chels. Sorry. I don't know. KP with us this morning and boy, this apartment complex that you live in has had some very interesting things from this noisy sex neighbor to the maintenance guy that, you know, comes in to fix things while you're dutying to now what happened to you? Well, yesterday I was taking a nap and I woke up to a really loud screwing like drills. Oh, get it? No, but literally I looked up at the ceiling, the ceiling. And I saw a drill bit drilling into my ceiling, like, like something out of a nightmare. I was like, what the heck? And then all of a sudden all this sawdust fell on me and my bed like literally I felt like I was on the beach. So they were drilling through the floor, obviously the apartment above you, but it was the floor is that like the floor ceiling or that then it went on top. I'm very top floor. So above me is the roof and there were dudes on the roof drilling holes in the ceiling. There. How does it go? We fix it in the roof and it goes through. That seems like that's not a very thick roof. I don't know. I don't know what is like maybe there's an in-between between my apartment and like this like the actual roof roof and maybe they were in like some kind of crawl space or something. Yeah. Either way, I'm looking up and there's a drill bit drilling in my roof and sawdust all over my pillows. And I thought that that was some kind of like a scary movie or something like that. Like a horror movie or something something happening like, you know where you know how you see like the thing coming through the wall or something like that? Like that's what I would have thought that something bad was happening. Well, it wasn't just my room too. I went out into my living area and there was sawdust piles everywhere. There was on my credenzos on the couch like literally everything had sawdust all over it. Do you have to clean that up or do they come in and clean that up? After themselves. Um, I mean, I don't know. I'm probably going to have to clean it up. What the hell are they doing? What? I don't know. That's construction. I saw you about the cameras in there. Could you see the guy's eyeball through the hole? No. Is that when you start to turn on the sexy music? The girls are not out of this place. But can you like, can you imagine just like being dead asleep and then waking up to like sawdust on you? No. Like just like raining sand. And, and like drills coming in there sailing. When you live in an apartment complex, do they forewarn you ahead of time when they're doing stuff like where they're, uh, they're doing maintenance or fire drills? Like cause my son lived in a an apartment complex and he just recently moved out Joe from the Joe show. They used to do fire drills, but not tell them they were doing fire drills. So randomly that would pull like the fire alarm or had the fire alarm go off and it would go off so often that you didn't realize that it was a fire or not a fire cause they were doing drills so often in the thing. I was like, man, that always got to be annoying. My current building is so good at communicating with us on that stuff. Like we did an entire like four days where they were doing, uh, they were testing the, the fire alarm system and they, I would get four or five texts a day going like, we're going to test it today. It's going to go off in the next half hour. We're done testing for today. We'll be back tomorrow. Like they're really good at it. And they always do it and they probably plan it. I'm suing for people that are at work during the day, but when you are somebody that works in the morning and he go, that's nap time. Right? Yeah, it was. Well, here's the thing. And you know what? This is me for now. Look at my emails. I saw an email that said they were going to be drilling holes in the ceiling and I didn't look at it. But you don't. But that should not make that big of a mess in your apartment. I don't know. That's insane. There is no way that the ceiling putting, uh, putting the, you know, new tiles or whatever they're doing, uh, shingles on the roof should drill into your apartment. Like I would actually wonder what kind of installation is. I know. Where was the next time it rains? What's up, Jen? How you doing? Hi guys. How are you today? Fantastic. What's going on? Uh, KP got drilled yesterday in her apartment. They didn't even tell her about it. Well she said that she here's here's the problem. They email her and she doesn't check even the emails that we send her. I gave him gave him my spam email. Yeah. So she's got to you got to check that from time to time. She's had a maintenance guy walking on her while she's pooping. And now she's, uh, she's had the guy drilling through the roof of this place. Oh no, I'd be out of there. No. Yeah. No. No. I had before and it was horrible. What was the most annoying thing about living in an apartment and having apartment living? My neighbors upstairs would jump up and down and dance to music. And then they would take a shower without a shower curtain and let the water come into my closet because it would just let the whole shower flood. You're kidding me. Not I swear. And so what would the landlord say about this? I'm assuming that they didn't like that. They honestly were not very good at all. That's why I was out of there. Yeah. That sucks. The funny thing was I was telling the story, uh, Jan about Joe's apartment where the fire alarm would go off. The reason why I knew they had random fire drills and stuff all the time was the fire drill goes off or the fire alarm goes off and Chelsea and I are staying at the apartment and I'm racing to the door. Like I, I'm the word if fire alarm goes off, I don't even try to save my family. I'm saving my own ass and Joe is staying on the couch playing, you know, Madden. And I look at Chelsea, I go, he's not leaving. He goes, yeah, he says, this is just a drill. We go outside and this is no joke. We go outside. There's fire trucks outside. There was a fire. Oh my God. Yeah. And he's the, the idiot still inside of his place. What's up, Danny? Hey, uh, so KP, did they, uh, ruin your place then? Um, so I actually, my couch is suede and there is a huge pile of sawdust on my couch. And I haven't even, like I was looking at it yesterday, like I don't even know where to start with this. This is going to be such a hard thing to clean. And a part of me is like, well, it's my fault because I didn't check my, I, my email. So I didn't cover my couch. Yeah, but you didn't know that it was going to be sawdust everywhere. Yeah. You were just vacuuming. Yeah, but it's like, what if you're out of town at the time that they're doing this? I mean, there's nothing you can do, right? My poor cat was hiding under the, my bed too, he was freaking out because of the drilling in the ceiling. Did you get pictures of everything? Uh, yeah, I did get some pictures of, uh, the piles all in my apartment. I didn't get video of them actually drilling, but good Lauren. Well, yeah, that'd be creepy. Yeah. But like, who has time to cover up everything when you work over 40 hours a week, like a normal person? Yeah. And I don't necessarily, I don't know if I would trust them cleaning your place, but I would at least, you know, get pictures and be like, Hey, like, this is unacceptable. You know what this is now in the ceiling. This is one month free. This is what I'm asking for, right? Yeah. There you go. Hey, Ali, what's going on? Hey, what's up? Time long time. Hey, you need a roommate, you want to go hang on? What's going on, buddy? No, man, she said the drill bit was coming through the ceiling. I'm like, I hope they're not trying to put some cameras in your room or something. So kind of terrifying. Yeah. It, to me, that would be the weirdest part of living in apartment complexes, knowing that other people might be able to hear you too. Like, I don't worry about them hearing me, you know, fooling around or doing anything. Can they hear you when you're in the toilet going to the bathroom? Like, like, you ever hear your neighbors, if you're in the toilet, can you hear your neighbors in the toilet? Like, the flushing sound and stuff like that? No. The bathrooms are really well insulated, but everything else is not. Yeah. Are you, you don't have a roommate right now, right? I don't know. Do you want a roommate or do you want to keep living by yourself? I love having roommates. Yeah. Yeah. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. So I grew up with five younger siblings. Yeah. And if you had a roommate, it'd probably be somebody that would read the communication between... That's the best part about having roommates. I usually leave them in charge of all that stuff so that they, because they, I mean, I'm usually the one that's like, "Okay, whatever you want to do." And then they're like, "We got to do this, this, you know? I'm not the one that makes the rules or follows the rules." Yeah. Well, we know that about me already. Sounds like a great roommate. No, I'm very flexible. I'm very flexible. Can you tell me what you want me to do? I'll do it. Like, if you want me to clean on Saturday, I will. Like, that's how... You know what a good roommate is? A good roommate is somebody who pays their bills and cleans up after themselves. Mm-hmm. It makes you laugh when you come home from work. That's true. And that's what I love about having us. And doesn't have a cat. Well, sorry. I have a very nice cat. Mojo in the morning. Find us on Instagram. It's Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning. Kev had an incident happen to him. Where at the barber? Is that right? Yes. The barber. What happened? I'm at the barber shop yesterday, preparing myself for today's game. And there comes a part where the barber is doing the razor on my face. He's lining up my beard. And he's getting in real close. He's got his blade all sharp and whatnot. And for some reason, he believes now is the perfect time to burp. And not only does he burp, but it's like the burp came from like the bowels or the deaths of his soul because he let out one of those burp, like one of those burp breaths. Was it one of those ones that kind of roll out of his mouth or is like, yeah, it was like, like it was a cartoon and it's just like a green gas bubble just flowing out. And I was paralyzed at that moment. Like I literally like every nerve in my body just shut down and I couldn't believe what I was experiencing. It didn't have a smell. So it's not like he reed, but it was just the thought of this hot air bubble blowing across my face like tumbleweed. You're lucky, by the way. You're lucky. It didn't have a smell. Yeah. I mean, they always do like it's always baloney or some sort of baloney. It's always a weird. Oh, my God, that makes me want to throw up. Did you breathe it in? No, no, no, no, you shut down at that point like that. That's my number one goal. Like we were talking yesterday about the guy, the dirty breath. My, my instinct is to shut down all senses. So I just stop breathing. Do you have a relationship with your barber that is close enough where like, okay, he felt comfortable doing that? I don't think I have relationship with anybody other than my sister and Josiah that I could like burp in your face and his comfortable. They have to have your same DNA. Yeah. That's wild. But did he apologize? No, he just kept on going. Really? And I didn't, I didn't reference it because you know, I want to make sure they're in the best of moods. I came here to them when I'm at the barbershop so they can cater to me. That's amazing by the way that he didn't apologize for that. You would think that he would be like, oh, I'm sorry about that. I don't know if the vibes were high or wet, but yeah, that's a, and it's also unbelievable that did not smell as Mike would say, like baloney or some other, some other cold cuts. Right? Yes. Someone in here today smells like baloney. It smells like farts in this studio. Does it really? As soon as I walked in, go smell around, walk around, walk around and smell. It smells. It smells. Stand up and walk around. I want to know who it is. If it's me, I want to know who it is. Hey, I want to know. Why are you looking at me like that? Up and snap. Smell. Smell. Smell. Smell. I want to know. Get in there. I want to know what it smells. She didn't smell it. She didn't smell it. Say anything. Get in there. Did KP bring in food? You smell like fatty water. Is it me? I don't think it's you. Get in there. Get an extra lift. No, it's not you. Could it be KP's food? Yeah. KP. What did you eat this morning? Smell KP. Let's see what we got. It does smell. It does smell. I did not eat food today. I don't know what it is. Okay. Maybe if Mark was it before. Wait. Don't blame it on Mark. He just walks in and goes, "I got you guys." Look, everybody fights in this studio. It's like ingrained in the carpet. It's not me because I was the last one in this room today. What is it? Smell was here before I got here. Yeah. Okay. Is that how it works? Yeah. You don't typically leave smells if you're not there in the first place. Well, you're -- go ahead. I don't want to get too deep in this. No. Get deep. I don't know where to go. How am I not right? Your smells abide by their own loss. Yeah. But it's not even loss. It's just like physics. Why don't you say you smell it in the room if you're not in it? I don't think -- did you say you smelled it when you first walked in or did you say you just smelled it? I smelled it when I first walked in, but it got stronger when we were having our morning meeting. Interesting. Was everyone here during our morning meeting? Yep. Okay. Well, everybody's tops smell their bottoms now. Oh my God. This is right or the line. Got it going on. Sometimes I actually -- and I will say this. It's not me. Want to know why? Sometimes my genes that I wear for weeks upon weeks smell like the farts that started weeks upon weeks ago. See? That's why you -- I would recommend going to the bathroom just pulling down your pants and fart. Butt. Hold that up. Be about today. Butt. You don't have fart in your jeans. I had to get these jeans out of the laundry room because Chelsea had washed them and they were hanging. So they smell April fresh today. I trust your hush. Yes. Yeah. Wait, can we go back to what Mike said? I just -- I feel like we need to have a moment there. That he pulls his pants down the far. I have the four. Not every time. No. No. Do you go into a stall or do you do in front of the urinal? I can't do in front of the urinal because if somebody walks in and sees my pants down like a toddler, then I feel like I would get judged. Hold on a second. Voice disguised this one here. Your barber burped in your face. Bella's chiropractor. What did your chiropractor do? He farted very loudly while he was adjusting and just kept going like it never happened. Really? So he's pushing down or doing the, you know, the -- all right, breathe in and then pushes down and it comes right out. Yes. And he was so embarrassed, but he never said anything. We just ignored it and kept going. Are you -- are you afraid your chiropractor listens to Mojo in the morning and that's why your voice is disguised right now? Yeah. Because I definitely tell him he comes to Mojo in the morning. Bella. The man knows who he is and knows who you are. He farted right there unless he's the chronic farter chiropractor, you know? Oh, it was funny. Yeah. That's great. How's the back doing, by the way? Is everything okay? It's going great. By the way, when you -- if you fart or burp in front of somebody, do you do it? Do what I do. For some reason, when I do it, I go, ooh, right afterwards. Always. Always. Always. Like, if I fart, it's like, ooh, yeah, well, sorry about that. You know what I mean? Whoopsie. Whoopsie. I mean, it's so embarrassing when that happens. But I don't know if that's just a natural reaction or you're so just unbelievably embarrassed that you have a bodily function that is about to happen to you. I have also heard you say, oh, wow. Wow. Like, you're a problem with yourself. There are times. I don't know if you guys ever do this, but you guys ever just sit and watch and just make sure. Like, it was, you know? What? It's kind of like you're checking to make sure your colon's okay. You want to smell it a little bit just to make sure that it's all all right. I'm not that old. No. You don't have a bad colon at your age? No. No. Good, man. What's up, Sydney? Hi. So, I was at a concert and we were having a great time and I farted and my friend immediately leaned over and goes, the guy behind us just farted and it smells disgusting and I could not admit that it was me. And then, like, two minutes later, again, she was like, bro, I think he's not doing okay. Like, all right, I'm not doing this again. Yeah. By the way, it's always the fat guy that gets blamed for that. So thank you. Appreciate it. Mojo. Let me take you back to the beginning. This is it. All right. Are you ready? You're listening to Mojo in the morning. You're a do-do hat. Let's go. It's showtime. All right. Mojo in the morning. So, marriage therapists and relationship counselors are saying that they have a way to spice up your relationship and to keep your relationship from being faced with infidelity. They say that a lot of times when infidelity happens in a relationship, it's usually because there are some disconnection going on between couples. There's usually, you know, one or maybe both not on the same page. So here is the new thing that they're saying that you should do. They're saying that you should have aliases in the bedroom. So to spice things up a little bit, you should not go into the bedroom like in my case. My wife's name is Chelsea. I should not be, you know, Tom or Mojo, my real name is Tom. I should be like another name and Chelsea should be another name. So I have picked what we're going to be doing and we're going to try it this weekend to test it out. You know, I'm going to do this. I'm going to say to Chelsea, Chelsea, we have to have sex this weekend so that I can see what it's like. But instead of, would you think she'll fall for that? This is our experiment. Instead of calling her Chelsea and she, you know, calling me Tom, which she calls me, she doesn't call me Mojo. She only calls me Mojo when she's mad at me about something or she thinks I'm being like a pain in the ass. She'll go, okay, Mojo. And she doesn't in kind of a way that kind of like goes, oh, I think she's making fun of me. Well, I'm going to be called Jay Z and she's going to be called Beyonce. How are you going to have sex with a straight face? Huh? Jay Z. I think that, no, that's because you got an alias. You needed an alias and I figured I'm looking for like celebrities that are big celebrities that are just like essentially role-playing that you're saying else. Yeah. Okay. And now they're coming up with like a different name for it. Sexy. Yeah. Give me your best, Jay Z. It's my girl. See. Oh. I'm quite impressed. Yeah. All he does is go, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Boy. Yeah. Boy. Yeah. Boy. Yeah. You have to pick your own name, I think. Oh, really? And here's why this could go down a dangerous path. Because let's say that you picked a name for Chelsea, right? And let's say you picked the name. I don't know. Give me a name. Carly. The name. Right? No, I want to call her Scarlett Johansson. No. No, I'm saying if you picked a random name, if I were tells, I'd be like, well, why do you pick that name? Who do you know that that's that name? Is that somebody that you're fooling around with and you just don't want to get caught? So that's an easy. Are there any listeners of ours that have sex aliases? I know that, you know, people will wear costumes or, like you said, role play, but I want to know, do you have different names for each other when you're, you guys are having sex? Would you be into this at all? Would you ever try this? Mike, do you think Ali would try this with you this weekend or Kev? Do you think that? Cheryl would try this? I'm going with was Shannon said immediately conversation of who is that and why do you pick that name? But that's why you say JZ and Beyonce. Right. You pick a famous, but maybe. But then you cannot, I could not get into it. Yeah, it'd be too funny. Mike, I think you and I have to try this out this weekend. This would be the time. Yeah, report back. But if she, if she chooses somebody that looks nothing like me, like he picked JZ, you know what I mean? If you make somebody that looks, if she picks somebody that looks nothing like me, I will start to go. Hmm. So is it supposed to be a celebrity or it can just be a, just a name and just a safe way to go? No. You know what I mean? Honestly, that it's good just to add spice because what it does is it makes you feel like you have a little bit of the unfaithfulness in there without going and sleeping with the actual person. I don't want to get off on being unfaithful. Yeah. I don't know if I can explain it like that. Maybe if I just say, hey, let's come up with a, let's role play. Wes and I did do the fake pickup one time when we were on vacation and changed. I remember you. Yeah. Yeah. Like, so we always talk about Ben and Sarah because that those were really amazing. Ben and Sarah. It is kind of like kind of Ben spicy. Do you think that you're a star? I don't even know what those names. No, I don't remember how we came up with those names. You should be like, what's your alias in the war of the roses? My middle name, Nicole. That's really my middle name. You should make them. Hi. Isn't it? Hey, Nicole or something. You know what I mean? Like something, are, are any listeners into this? Any listeners or that currently do this? I want to know if that's, if that's something that you have ever tried before. 844 mojo live, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. I like the Nicole from roses. Yeah. Instead of getting flowers, he can flower you. Oh geez. Here he goes. Meghan, give some sensibility of this. You know, Chelsea, you probably are one of the closest people to Chelsea. My wife. What do you think my wife's reaction would be if I told her that we're going to be different names in the bedroom? Oh, no, this is what she would say. Maybe I'll like them better. I wonder honestly what, like if she were to give me a name, like what name would it be? Like which one? Yeah. Everybody want to know. Yeah. Okay. I should do that. Hold on a second. And then call it. All right. Which can we do that? Should we call both of them? Yeah, I know. Let's get them. Let's get them both on. Can you get both Ali and Chelsea on the phone, please? Hi. Hey, have you tried this? Yeah. So my husband and I just recently started doing this, actually. Tell us about it. Okay. So we're really into like crystals and stuff like that. So we decided to go with crippling and so he is gaffer and I am amethyst. Amethyst. You are for sure a stripper. No. No, no, I mean, I try to act like, well, no, that to me is hot. I'm I'm serious. You guys have a guy, you know, that's I look at couples and I say to myself, you know, a couple that does something like this and explores this stuff. You guys have like a great relationship that you're willing to try that out. We've been honestly, we really do. We've been together for 20 years. Yeah. And like I just love him to pieces and doing this is just making everything so much fun. I love that. Hey, what's happened? It's Mojo in the morning. Do you guys do this? Yes. Okay. So my girlfriend, she like to call me crystal when we first started dating. My women's. We see when we first started dating, you know, we would call my freaky side crystals. So normally if I'm not fighting with her often, she would come in like, Hey, so with crystal. I love that. That's awesome. Does it? I love that you have to say normally, I mean, if we're not fighting. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on? Is your name off? Is it really off? Yes. It's off. Offy. Do you guys do this? Yes. We do. So my name is dream and his name is stroker, but it's like stroke her. I don't get that first. No explanation. Oh, I'm so excited for this name. All right. Hold on. I really want to know. Can you please call Allie? Oh, I'm so excited for this name. All right. Hold on. I really want to know. And I'll call Chelsea on this line here. We're getting good calls on this one. I wonder if Chelsea would be in this. I wonder which of the wives would be into us. Hello. Charles? Yeah. Hi, honey. Okay. I'm really running like what's that? Okay. Well, listen, I'm going to let you go real quick, but a quick thing. We're talking on our show right now about how therapists say the way that you can keep your marriage lasting longer or relationship lasting longer is to come up with. Alias' alias names in the bedroom, like come up with different names for each other. I would like to know if you would like to explore this tonight and if so, what name would you like to be called and which name should I be? She already said no, I didn't hear her. Casper. You will be called Casper. I really. Casper. Wait a second. Why Casper? Here I go. Oh, no, come on. All right. You got to go. I know you got doctor's appointment. All right. I'm so late. That's not going to happen for me. Allie. We're trying to keep her fun and really go ahead and talk to her. I'll start talking. What you doing? This is Mike's wife. I'm getting a key stick for your son. Awesome. Amazing. So I know we're going on a date night tonight. No, sometimes you and I like to walk up to each other during date nights and say like, you know, you really don't have to like talk this up. I know what you're talking about. No, I'm not allowed to choose the name that's not going to happen. I will choose my own name. Oh, wow. What name? My name. Okay. I don't know. I feel like it has to be something like super like Latina sounding. Got it. Mike. I feel like that would be my ulterior or altered. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. What about the from something from your your spicy books? Are there any names in those? I might have to go through my books now and see. I would like the name for Mike to be Gustaf or something like that. Like yeah, it's me Gustaf or come up with some kind of a what it's a good Latin name for like a sexy latin. Oh, Google sexiest, sexiest Latin names or sexiest. Just the landscape. Just here to cut some grass. Yes. The pool boy. Little sweaty. I need something to drink. Yeah. I'll glass at you. Hold on a second. We got him here. I'm starting to second guess. Here you go. Here's the 100 the 100 sexiest girl names. Oh, these are not Latin names. There's just an in general. They said a Dell is the the sexiest deal. Yeah. Guys, guys, Javier, Hugo, Mateo, Mateo, Dante, or Felix, and for the for the women, Aliyah, Ada, Alexia, Alexia, that would be great. Allie, Ali, the worst part is I just learned and it was please take no offense to this, but I just I had a hard time catching on to Sebastian's name. So now I'm going to have a hard time because I'm now going to have to figure out what the hell the names are that you guys are going to use when you guys are having sex with each other. You just call me Javier. Javier. Or it's going to confuse me. I'm going to go. What am I going to go? Hey, Mike, how's Javier doing? By the way, how is Sebastian doing? How's that? You a little cutie pie. He's good. He's sleeping good. We call him or dad, but he needs some fresh pictures this weekend on air mic. Make sure that you post some of those. And pictures of Ali, the beautiful Ali, gorgeous lady, Gordon, you didn't call me Javier. I didn't know you were talking to me. Yes. Javier. Oh, you know, I will post that beautiful flower. All right. What's what's the flowers name, Mike? What name are you going to come up with for Ali? I do like, can I steal Amethyst because I kind of like the strip or aspect to it. Is there is there any way that like we just said earlier before Ali got on the phone with us? You look like you want to be with a person with that name. And that's the worst part. You almost got to let the person come up with their own name. That's what I said. It's leading you down a dangerous path. What about Camila? Oh, that's a beautiful name. Camila. Yes. I love it. And he's got to be Sean wait, hold on, because you do have a little thing for Sean Mendez, don't you? No, absolutely not. I thought that you had him touch your belly when you were pregnant. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. We'll talk to you guys on Monday about this. Okay. Okay. Great. Somebody text in and says that their mom massages their feet and they're 39 years old. Gosh. I swear, you know what? This is going to be the thing that upsets me the most about it. It's going to be my sons because their mom seriously would wipe their asses for them. I'm still doing that. I mean, well, yeah, it's okay when your children are children like that. No, Smith just likes to have company while he's pooping. He knows how to do it himself. Smith wants you to keep him company in the toilet every single time. So what was over yesterday, he goes, when like, when does this, does this just keep going? I'm like, I don't know. It's only when he poops. He wants someone to talk to and he will not let me leave. Really? Are you in there? I am literally in the bathroom and I sit down in front of him. Oh, no. That kind of sounds great. I wouldn't mind talking to somebody in the bathroom. No, that's literally my biggest fear. And if I try to get up and just say, okay, you're like, you finish when you, you know, way when you're done. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. You sit down. You know what the funniest is going to be is he's going to be just like all the rest of us on his social media or on his phone. He needs something to do. Yeah. When he's in there. He's gone. It makes it come out so much faster. If I sit in there by myself, I get anxiety that I'm sitting in a little room by myself. Yeah. You know? Yeah. He adds an extra 45 minutes though. Like, do we really need to be in here as long as we are sometimes sometimes it's a long time. I guarantee you today. Next time you go in there with no technology and I guarantee you get out of your fashion that you would have. I can't. I get anxiety. I can't do it. So here's the thing. I want to throw this out there right now. What is it that you do while you duty? So what do you do while while you duty? Because Smith needs to have somebody there to to talk to. What is it that you do while you're going to the bathroom? I want to know if there are any eaters recently, recently, I blow dried my hair was just drinking hate blow drying my hair. It's the worst. It is the worst. And so I was blow drying my hair and I had to poop. I'm like, I can do both at the same time. Is it a corded hair dryer? Yes. So you have a plug that's fairly close. Yes. That's a great thing in your house to be able to have that. Um, you know, it's funny is that I have done everything from, you know, obviously watch TV. Like I would sit there and watch, you know, episodes of, I don't know, whatever is breaking bad or something. But I found myself for time to time, like sitting there and going through, I'm like really big. I'm trying to go through and organize. So I'll bring in a file. I have one of those things that yeah, like the accordion filed. So I'll bring them in there and I'll do like my filing and stuff in there. I have all this big stack of papers, my pants off your tax guys are really excited to get that file. Stewart, by the way, I apologize that you had touched that. What is this? Andrea. What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. What do you do when you're going duty? Good morning. Well, I start filing my nails and sometimes if I have time, my legs don't fall asleep. I start clipping my toenails and painting them. Oh, yeah. How do you get your toenails clip? Do you have to, do you just like bend over? Well, you're already sitting down and slow, so you just bend over. Can I give you a tip to make it even easier and better? Get yourself a squatty potty. And that makes it easier. I paint my toenails all the time while I'm on the toilet. Easy, isn't that? Yeah. And then like before when I had a child, it's like I always bring my child in there for somebody to talk to. Well, you had to bring a baby in there, you know, because you couldn't have them like out there. So. Yeah, running around. I don't, I don't know if I can do the whole bend over though, because especially after I've already had to flush before I did that. What's going on, Sarah? Hey, good morning, guys. Morning. I do the, you know, typical go on your phone or if you forget your phone, you, you know, you read the ingredients on the air freshener can. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. It's the new source of entertainment. Yeah. If you could design the perfect bathroom, it would have a television that just sits absolutely. How about the flat screen on the wall? Yes. Oh my God. Yes. Nathan. Hi. Nathan. Hi. What are you doing while you're doodying? Um, I use my move time to do wordle every day. Oh, I always wondered where those people that do wordle do wordle. Are we still posting wordle? Oh my God. Facebook. I guarantee there's no. I still see people doing it. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. You're doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Oh my God. I can't go to the bathroom at home if I have shoes on. I take my shoes off. It's not going to be. Yeah. You've got to be shoeless when you're on the potty. You've got to be cozy. Vicki, what's going on? Hey, how's it going? Good. What do you do while you're a doodie in? I literally done everything. I've taken food, books. I've had my laptop, my phone, because it is only room in the house with a lock. Nobody can just walk in on me. It's your favorite thing to eat while you're on the toilet. Usually snacks. Like, you know, quick finger wrap snacks. You know, it's not like a whole, like, you know, happy meal or something like that. Finger wrap snacks. Are they like those, like, lunch snacks? Like, where you wrap it up in a tortilla, and then you cut them in the little things? Those are called pinwheels. Pinwheels? Oh, yeah. No, no, no. These are, like, you know, packaged, like, you know, grab a rice crispy treat or, like... Okay. Yeah. You know, your kid, they're like, hey, can we have this? You're like, no. And then you, like, grab a couple of something, you're talking about. Is it weird to have a TV tray in your bathroom? Can you imagine, like, a little TV tray there? Yeah. What's going on, Amanda? Hey, I have a question for you. What did you do before there was technology in the bathroom? Honestly, I don't. I think I think that I was looking for anything I possibly could, you know? Like, that girl said you read the ingredients of the stuff. It's a business. The other never readers died. Readers I just was a big one. My dad, you saw his National Geographic, too. Yes. For the soul story highlights. Yeah. It's more... What's that? What do you... I said you twiddle your thumbs. Oh. I was like, wait a second, did I just dump that? Derek, what do you do? I smoke a bowl wound, you know, taking a poop. Smoke a bowl while you drop it in the bowl. Really? So you get high while you're in there. Yeah. Yeah. That's the best way to do it. Do you hold the bowl in your hand? Because sometimes, like, if you're ever smoking a bowl, you got to put it on something. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it depends on if I got a bowl or a bowl, but most of the time it's just a bowl and you're not, you know, light it up and then, you know, hit the bowl and, you know, be on Facebook. And be on Facebook all the same time. By the way, that's a talented man. Give it up for this guy. All that stuff together. All right. All right. Thank you, Derek. Thank you. Appreciate it. Listen to this one. Lauren has, she has a TV in her toilet in her bathroom. And then also plays Nintendo while she's in there. Is that right, Lauren? Yeah. Yeah. So, um, this was a while ago, a few years ago, I had a cabinet just kind of set in front of, uh, where the toilet was. And so I, I just set up a little TV. This was real old, like, like old school TV with the tube in it. And then I had the original Nintendo in there and I used to just send hours playing Mario or maybe not ours. That might be too much, but it was, uh, it was a good time and a good excuse to stay in there. Isn't that fun? Yeah. That would be so great. We have, by the way, the weirdest listeners. Megan is going to call out the grossest public restroom and burn. You know, there's nothing worse than having to go potty and having the potty be gross. It is a crazy time that when you really, really, really have to go and then you walk in and you're like, Oh my God, somebody finger painted poop all over the walls. Yeah. Kind of. What is happening in this particular place? Why is it that they haven't figured out how to make this thing better? Hi Megan. Hi. I'm great. How are you? I'm doing good. Good. Yeah. It's raining. Yeah. That's what I felt like in this place. Well, there's two like main ways to get to Toledo from Detroit. And if you didn't know, I was born and raised in Sylvania, which is the suburb of Toledo. And my dad kind of just sold our childhood home not too long ago. And the one way that I come to Toledo, you actually passed through Sylvania. And I have like, Pav loved myself into having to pee every time I hit the border and hit Sylvania. And as soon as I hit the state line, I go, I got to find a bathroom right now. Like right now I got to pee. And I was passing through. I need to take a pee pee. Exactly. And I've been stopping at a whole bunch of different places. Now, if you don't, I'm trying to find a way to compare Sylvania to like a suburb in the Detroit area, maybe like a Birmingham, I guess is kind of a gravel. Yeah. Sylvania is to Toledo as East Grand Rapids is to Grand Rapids. Yep. And Birmingham is to Birmingham. Perfect. That's the best way to describe it. And so you kind of have these expectations of like, it's nice here, I'm going to be able to find a bathroom. That has not been the case for me. The last four times I've gone to Toledo is driving me nuts. And specifically yesterday, I stopped by a bathroom that was the most disgusting place. Like I felt like I was in a post-apoptoliptic. I added some letters in there too. It's cute. Bathroom. It felt like a bomb had literally exploded. Like the women's feminine trash dispenser area. When those are overflowing, please don't tell me. Overflowing and smell. There was a used tampon on the floor next to the toilet next to this thing. Like I don't understand why I'm not cleaning bathrooms anymore. The garbage was overflowing. There was no soap. Thank God I carry a hand sanitizer with me because I went to wash my hands, got them all wet, went to go to the soap dispenser. And you're like, oh, not only did I just use the grossest bathroom, but now I have the grossest hands. This is by the way for all those people in Sylvania that think that their spit don't stink. It doesn't that bathroom. Real bad. Women are disgusting. Where sometimes I hear these women bathroom stories, I'm like, why do I like you? What is the place? Do we want to call it out specifically? Is it a is it a is it a particular restaurant? It is a fast food restaurant because I feel we're walking into a lot of places other than gas stations and fast food places and just just using their bathroom. Interesting. Wow. That's that's the worst. That's the worst when that happens. And by the way, coming up here in a second, I have a stat that shows you who has the dirtiest of bathrooms. Okay. Because this was the women's restroom, right? It was. All right. Let's talk about that in a second, but call out the dirty bathroom because there's places that are dirty bathrooms. I have had some of the worst bathrooms and the worst luck with bathrooms along the area close to my house, but it's weird. And I'm talking about like places that are like the McDonald's or the Taco Bells, you know, stuff like that. But then when I go on the road to like 90 and 94 to go visit my son in Chicago, I don't know what it is. Maybe they they clean them more often because they know people are stopping off the side of the road. Those bathrooms along 94 in the in the McDonald's and stuff are they nice as bathrooms? Yeah. They take care of those bathrooms. I mean, we experienced that when we were driving for Irish and Ionia and we had to stop off of the bathroom. That McDonald's might have been the cleanest bathroom that I've ever seen. The grossest bathroom most recently that I came into contact with had. First of all, it was just disgusting in general, but it had the toilet brush sitting in a holder next to the toilet and it had wet toilet paper all stuck to it. Lots of it. So it was like somebody had used it to unclog the toilet, which you shouldn't do because it's not a plunger and then put it back in the holder, but it wasn't one of those holders that like encapsulates the bottom. Like you could very clearly see the toilet bowl brush. Question. So disgusting. If they leave that in a public restroom, are they asking you to clean up? I don't know, but I suddenly didn't have to go anymore. That seems like some like they're almost kind of telling you that you have to do that. That's the day I quit because I'm cleaning it off. No. Yeah. We're not we're not going for that. What's up, Carrie? How you doing? Good. How are you? Good. What's going on? Good. So why here's my question. Megan had mentioned where are the people that clean? Where are the human decent people that don't leave muffins like this? Like a woman leaves the tampon on the floor. Like who does that? We weren't raised to do that. No, I agree with you. Not the people that clean. No, I absolutely agree with you, but it was on the floor because the thing was so full. It had fallen. Oh, I'm sorry. I heard that part. Yeah. But you're right though, if you have a bad duty, you got to figure out a way to clean that duty. Like you can't you can't just leave it for the next person, right? And I always clean it up after myself because I assume somebody's outside of that door coming in there and I don't want them to look at me like I'm a disgusting person, you know? I'm sure all of our mother's fathers who ever raised us, because that's right, you know? Exactly. Bonnie, what's going on? Hey, I just wanted to say my daughter graduated from Michigan and I remember years ago when she was there and they had the community bathroom and she would feel so bad for the cleaning lady there because girls would get in the shower and literally take their tampons out and leave them on the drain. No! God no! Yes. Yes. And she said they they wouldn't even pick them up. They would just leave them there and this poor woman would get there in the morning to clean and she would feel so bad for her and she just said, I'm sorry, but these girls are disgusting and they would hear that. Olivia, who has the dirtiest bathrooms? Okay, first time, long time, long time, and I never got the case. Thank you. Every time I forget, so I never reached Laminar and I went in and I thought it was the greatest place on earth because they had everything so cheap until I got into the furniture and the bathroom was there and I could smell it from the register. Oh no! And I'd smell more duty at Maminar's. I got like half of it in the bathroom and I just walked out, I couldn't even buy anything there because the bathrooms felt like that and I worked in restaurant in 25 years, so it's all the worst. Yeah. By the way, women's bathrooms are disgusting so they have too many things okay for it but I couldn't even buy anything because the bathrooms felt like that. I meant for everybody not watching their heads and such everything in the store. You know who has the cleanest bathrooms, Olivia? I don't know. If you have a Costco membership, Costco's got the cleanest bathrooms I've ever seen in my life. Let me tell you, there's a CVS in Birmingham that smells like flowers. There's a CVS in Birmingham that smells like flowers? I swear to God, the bathroom means I want that bathroom in my house. It's very interesting. Don, what's going on? Don wants to call out the dutyist of bathrooms. Well, I do a lot of like salvation army, you know, bouncing around for different areas, looking for things and I just see it patterned that, you know, these toilets there and like probably one screw holding it down or a feet mess in or do-do on the wall. Do-do. Do-do. Here's what salvation army is. Oh geez, somebody needs to donate to them some bathroom cleaning stuff. What's happening, Ryan? How you doing? Good. How you doing, Mojo? Fantastic. So, if the gas station gives you a key that has a hubcap attached, you know it's going to be a gross bathroom. Yeah, it can't be good. You know what's funny is my favorite is the stuff that they'll attach to it. Like sometimes they'll attach like a two by four to it. You know, sometimes they'll do like you said a hubcap on it. Like it's really funny how they just want that key back. I will tell you this, one of my favorite bathroom, I'm going to go through another favorite bathroom of mine. One of my favorite, favorite bathrooms ever in the world. Just going to put it down there right now. Culvers. Really? Everything about Culvers is just amazing. Go to a Culvers and go use the bathroom. I almost want to just sit there because the music they're playing is so beautiful. Like they have, they literally have like this nice music playing. It's got a nice atmosphere. It looks like, I think it's a toto toilet, which is a very nice high toilet. It's really nice. I don't know. It's Willie names? Yes. Toto. What's up Amanda? Hi, are you there? Yes. I'm here, Amanda. Amanda wants to call out a clean bathroom. A clean bathroom. No, but I clean the Washtenaw County, downtown Ann Arbor, courthouses and oh my goodness. So I used to think women's bathrooms were the worst, but the men got it in this one and I'm telling you, you want to talk. Just actual feces on walls, urine around everywhere. I'm talking hawkers on the bins, the trash and the, the, the, the lid goes round and round, you know? Yeah. I'd have to change those. And I literally one and I don't want to say this, but a man left his entire spirit behind. Oh my God, yeah, and that's the worst I've ever ready for this here. Here's, here's a study because you clean the bathroom. So you will know this according to new research. It's not the men's and it's not the women's bathrooms that have the most germs. It's the gender neutral bathrooms, bathrooms that we're fine to have the most microfibers in them that cause for people to, you know, realize that there's some duties there, unisex lavatories, they say, are the worst. Was that for the like the baby changing stations and stuff like the family bathroom? I don't think the baby, you know, but I have to say I was in the hospital for a long stint during my, let's say honeymoon phase in my marriage. We definitely, we definitely know about the family rest. Oh, oh, people are kind of listening to this. They said that they, they swap the surfaces. They swap the handrails, the actual flushing device, the door handles and the sink underneath the sink where the automatic water thing comes and they found that don't touch the stuff with the automatic, nothing in public restrooms, I'd take everything with me, I use my feet. If I have to, they're disgusting. It's bad. Or house and down. It was awful. It's awful. Doug is calling us right now. And he would like to call out somewhere in Sylvania that has the doodiest bathrooms and what is that Doug? Hey, good morning, everybody. Hey, Megan. The word for the civilian police and we have very, very clean restrooms in our police station. Are you? Are you at the downtown location or the one on King downtown? And if you need to drop off any unwanted meds while you're there or file a police report, it's a one stop shot. I'll tell you what, I will tell you what, every time I've had an issue in Sylvania, I never knew which police station go to one on King, not always the nicest one downtown near Jane G's. Y'all be the nicest people in the entire world. So I'll stop there next time. And why do you automatically assume that Megan would be dropping some meds off? Yeah. What the hell? She keeps all her meds. Just a public service we offer. All right. Thank you. Shannon says that Wes is doing something that she doesn't like. She's going to tell us all. And then do we get to tell you if we agree with you or not or okay, because I'm siding. I'm team Wes right now because I don't even know what it is. I don't care. I like the guy. I like him and I want to, I want to stand up for my fellow friend. So what is it he's doing? You've known me longer. I have. But I, again, I, I, I like Wes, he's, you know, they say you're better half. He is a better half. I like him. He's a good guy. Well, he has this very strange habit and he's done this for a long time of saving his arms and his legs, like shaving them smooth. Come over to my side, my friends, my longtime friend. I hate it. I cannot stand it. I think it is so weird and creepy. He started doing it when he was competing back in the day. He was competing on American into warrior. And so he did it because, yeah, it makes you fast. Well, it's honestly no, it's like a chasing thing, it's a, it's a chasing thing. And also he was also doing these other obstacle course things for lack of a better races. And so it was a cleanliness thing. Like when you're going through mud and grass and whatever it was that. And he just really hasn't stopped a habit. So this, a couple of days ago, he did it. And I have been so embarrassed at his white, pasty, very, very smooth, silky legs that even when we go to the gym or like we, we had a lacrosse game for Lucy, he came downstairs wearing shorts. And I was like, no, you gotta go put pants on. It is. I can't. No. It's so weird. You couldn't be more wrong. Why? That's the best feature in a man. Listen, guys, shave your armpits. I don't understand armpits. No. I don't get it. It's disgusting. It's gross. It's sweaty. And it's always super long and sticks out of your arms in a weird way. Get rid of it. But I like my men. Like I like my dolphins. A select. That is so weird. Not weird. It's softer, it's smoother. It looks nicer. It doesn't, though. It looks so strange. It might go in and do it. I don't know. Yeah. Cause I'm right. Because no. I. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the call of my perfect man. I truly made him marches, but back upstairs the other day, I was like, I cannot. You can't. Wait, what would you make him do? Put the hair back on. No. Put pants on. I'll put pants on. Do you guys use like the same razors or like, how does. Well, I don't really shave because I had laser hair removal. So every, every once in a while, I have a razor in case I need to touch up. But do you feel like when you're, when you're touching bodies to each other, do you feel like you're touching the body of a, a child or what are you, what do you think? Just slip off a snob. Yeah. Do you guys, do you guys want to have silk sheets, do you slide right off the side? Oh, well. Dude, if you shaved your legs, it would look so weird. I can't do it. It would look weird. I'm a hairy, I'm a hairy beast. I, it creeps me out. I do. I don't know. I, I do probably need to like trim a little bit, but I, but trimming one thing. Yeah. Shaving it. Yeah. Smooth. Do we know? Do we like our men? This is my question. Do we like our men with hair or without hair, eight, four, four, mojo, alive, eight, four, four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight? I could see Mike doing this. I can't see Kev doing this. Mike, you shave your legs and legs. No, armpits. I do trim. I don't shave, but I may. It's very different. Yeah. Because otherwise, if I keep my arms down, there's like hair coming out the sides and I feel like that's right. I could see you though. I could see you one day doing this. Like I could see you one day, Mike. If I became a swimmer, I might like if I wanted to, if I wanted to compete in swimming, because I bet you swim fast. Yeah. You have more decks. What is it? Dexterity or. Less friction. I don't know. You're. Amazingly clean. What's going on? Jennifer. Hi. Hi, mother. Hi Shannon. Hey, do we like our men with hair? With hair, definitely Shannon. My boyfriend. Shaves. His whole entire body. It drives me nuts. Yeah. I love a man with good hairy chest and oh my gosh, the summertime is horrible because he's so hairless. Wow. It's like those hairless cats. Do you like to do you like to like put your head on his chest like in your bed at night and play with the hair that's on his chest? If he had some, yes, but he shaves it. He shaves it all. His whole entire body, it drives me nuts. Yeah. What's happening? Hi, Sarah. Hi. How are you? There is nothing. I'm doing well. Thank you. How are you? I'm Harry. Thank you. There's a nothing sexier than a hairy man. It is like the biggest turn on ever. Rock your fingers through their chest like Ron Jeremy, his type of hairy ass. That's a bad comparison. Amazing. That was a terrible comparison. I love him. I love him. You just discarded everything you can. It's the worst comparison. It's the worst comparison. Great. I love it. Oh my God. Amber, hi, what do you think? Shannon's man has no hair. Listen, I think it's okay for men to shave their chest and stuff, but when you shave your armpits and your armpits are as smooth as mine, we have a problem. Like men are just out of hair underneath there. When you raise your arm and you are just as smooth as weird. Why? He keeps armpit hair. He keeps his arm, but he shaves his arm's legs chest. Question. What about his balls? Yeah. That's all. I'm disclosing personal. He manscapes it very well down there. Does he have the hair? Because I will tell you this. Yes, he does. If you show a giga. But his legs are like, would it be weird if he had nothing there? If he looked just like a bird without any feathers. Because I'll be honest with you, I will trim down there just to make it look bigger. That's kind of like my... I've heard a lot of guys doing that. Yeah. But I don't get rid of it. I don't get completely rid of it. I think the only hair you could get rid of is like back hair, like that to me is like the only hair that... Except the ball. Yeah, if it's completely gone, that's fine. You got to shave your balls though. You got to shave. But you don't... Shave shave? I don't. Like you need them smooth as eggs. But you're not getting the love they deserve. So you shave the beans. You don't shave the franks though, right? You don't... You got trim a little bit. Yeah. You're like... You're like... You're like a lot of it. Tiffany's like Meghan. Sure. Tiffany likes Wes. Hairless, right? You like guys hairless? So... Get to know. I've been with guys with balls. I dated a swimmer and he was bald head to toe and all in between. And I didn't mind it, but it was a little weird, but I kind of just got used to it. But I do prefer men that are cleanly trimmed. Yeah. Trimmed. Different. Treasure. That dolphin. No, but you're like this. It's only weird. It's only weird because our society is like men should have hair. Women should not. Because there is no weirdness between women not having hair and we have similar bodies. I know there are a few differences, but overall we both have legs. Why does one shave and one does it? I don't know. Like, if you're not that big of a deal. You better not come here with no hairy legs or you get them fried. But that's my point. Why is it weird for women... Because it looks nasty, bro. It looks disgusting. What's more awkward, a woman with a lot of hair or a man with none? Say a woman with a lot of hair. I would say a woman with a lot of hair. Yeah. So, what's more is on with us right now. Let's get a man's perspective on this one. Do you know what's happening? Good morning, guys. Good morning. I'm one of the guys that... I don't like chest hair. I don't like my legs being all hairy. So, I'm one of the guys that... So, you're a dolphin. I'm one of the guys that... One of the people that shave my body. You do. Shannon, her man did this and she finds it very weird. Does your lady like you doing this? I like my summer body, so I like my chest. You smooth. I like my leg. Oh! That's an interesting one. You have a summer body and a winter body, so you let it grow in the winter to keep yourself warm. Yeah. Something like that. I let my arms in. I let my arms and my armpit hair and stuff grow during the summertime. I hate chest hair with a patch as well, so I just don't call it that girl. See, I like my chest hair. You know? Yeah. Do you have it cropped into... I don't form it. I just let it grow naturally. You have a lot of it. Yeah. I mean, you want to fill it? Go ahead. No thanks. Get your hand in there. Oh my God. Run it through. Mine is the iHeartRadio logo. I have that. I'm a company man. Did you get a blazer? I do. I get it right in there and it looks just like that. Ms. Fitt, Michelle, we'd like to be our last comment on this. What do you like to say, Michelle? Hi, guys. First of all, Megan, 100% agree with you. It is not time of Planet of the 8th, okay? Do not give me a man covered in hair. It is so nasty. Shannon, all you need to do, my girl, is just get a little rub, some oil or lotion and make him smooth. Oh my God. Sweetheart. You just slide up next to him. This is what I love. You can't... Yeah. You can't do the hair. The hair is gross. Here's the problem, though. And I don't know, in your case, Michelle, if this happens, but if you're an Italian lady, you might have more hair than your man. And then there's a problem. Nine out of 10 women do, but thank God, I do not. I have alopecia from the neck down, so I don't even have to say it. I'm sorry. Yeah. You know, I didn't know it until I ended up in the hospital one day, but they're like, "You have alopecia. You have no arm hair. I don't even have to shave." I have alopecia is a tough thing for a woman to have, but from the neck down, you'd be fine with it. As long as you guys... Yeah. That would be... I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Except for that Italian upper lifting that happens. Yeah. That's right. It changes. If you have more hair on your upper lip than Wes has on his arms and his chest, then there might be a problem. So maybe it's a self-conscious thing. I don't know. Let me look at you. Okay. No, you're okay. It doesn't... Don't... Don't see close to me. It's your home for "Bore the Roses" on Mojo in the morning. Samantha thinks that her husband is cheating on her, and you guys got kind of an interesting thing that you guys are doing. Yeah. From what I was reading, you guys are in an open marriage? Yeah. Okay. So, is this open marriage thing like mutually agreed upon? I was a little hesitant in the beginning, but I started to really like it. Yeah. And when you guys do this, do you just bring other couples in or other people in? Couples. Only couples. So you're not allowed to go have like a, you know, somebody on the side, nor is he. No. Okay. And when you guys do your things with each other, do you guys do it all together or do you guys go separate places? Like is it that all four of you are together at a time? Yeah. Okay. So why is it that now you're certain to feel like your husband is cheating? Well, we met a couple on a trip and we started, you know, playing with that couple, but I just have a sense that he's seeing the wife separately. What has given you that sense? They, they just seem a little bit closer when we're together, it seems like they maybe speak outside, like outside of our agreement. And the agreement again is that you guys are doing it together and not apart. Exactly. Now, when you guys connect or like you said, when you guys play around with each other, is he normally the contact, is he reaching out to the husband or the wife to set things up or do you handle that contact? We usually do it together, but you sometimes I'll do it or sometimes he'll do it, but we make sure that everything is together. Everybody's in the loop by what's going on. Yeah. Yeah. It's always interesting whenever we've had, and we have had were the roses where people were swinging or an open relationships and the listeners automatically just go, well, that's what you get for playing with fire. But you feel like things have been good and this has actually helped your relationship. Yeah, totally. Until this time, until this particular couple that you guys encounter, yeah, it just feels like something about all right. We're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. The thought was that we would do a three way call, but there's issues with this other couple's phones that has made that not possible, but Shannon, we're going to try to see if we can get him to pick up and see where he sends flowers to. We hope he sends them to his wife, Samantha. Put your phone. All right, where are the roses? Hello. Hi, I'm looking for. Please. Oh, yeah. That's me. Hi, Jack. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling from a new online floral company called rosesbloom.com. With an offer for some free flowers for you, all you have to do is answer two survey questions, and we're going to give you one dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice anywhere in the country, totally free of charge for you. Not going to ask you for credit card information or any financial info or anything like that. So I'm just wondering if you'd be interested in taking part in our free offer today. Cool. Yeah. I mean, completely free. Yep, completely free. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, Jack? No, I have not. And do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months? No, I wasn't planning on it. Okay. As a thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey, I'm now authorized to provide you with that dozen long-stemmed red roses. So we just need to get some info about who these are going to today starting with a first name and a last name. Cool. Yeah. Can you send those to Mikey, M-I-K-E? Okay, and is it Mike or Mikey? You said Mikey, but she spelled Mike. I just want to make sure. Yeah. Yeah. No. He goes officially by Mikey. Okay. And do you have a phone number? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to start a profile for you, Jack, on rosesbloom.com. Hopefully, you'll remember us. Order from us in the future. This is just going to make the process a whole lot quicker. So Mikey's on your profile, his telephone number, and then what is his relationship to you? Um, no, friends, you can put a friend. Okay. And we also do something unique in that instead of a paper card with the flowers, we're going to have you record a digital voice card that's going to get texted to, in this case, Mikey when the flowers get delivered, and he'll be able to hear your message and know who they're from. Okay. Like through text, like I'll say it, and then it types out. Nope. I'm going to count you down and then you're going to record it. So it's almost like a voice memo that he'll receive. Does that make sense? Okay. Cool. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Three, two, one. Hey, Mikey. I got offered free flowers, which, um, I don't know, I thought you would really appreciate. So I hope you like them. See you soon. Okay. And Jack, I also have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that? Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Okay. Jack, I'm going to jump on and just tell you one last thing, and then we'll send those flowers off just to wrap up this phone call. I just wanted to let you know that while we've been talking to you and got your, uh, your info, including that voice memo, that your wife, Samantha had been listening into this entire phone conversation and just, and just, and just heard you send flowers to another man or not. This is the mojo in the morning show, Jack. And we're doing the war of the roses. And Samantha was suspicious of you possibly cheating on her and asked us to call you up to see who you had sent a dozen free roses to. Yeah. Um, well, you know, that's good. Then I didn't send it to another woman or anything, I just, you know, sent it to a friend. So it's good. Jack, she was suspicious that you were cheating with, uh, with somebody else that you guys have, have had involved in your relationship and Samantha is this particular person, one of the people that's involved in that. Yeah. Who is this? Jack Samantha was suspicious that you might be cheating on her with somebody that you guys have brought into your relationship and you have your you are, um, I mean, we're, you know, he's a part of, you know, uh, situation that we have, but it's not, um, uh, you know, he's, we're just really cool, but why choose to send them to him instead of your wife? Um, you know, I, I just wasn't sure if she would like or appreciate flowers as much. So I just, you know, I don't know. Can I ask, uh, you know, ask you to Samantha on when you guys are together with this other couple, dude, Jack and, uh, this other guy, do they have time with each other? When we're all together. So there are moments where it's, it's not the guys and the girls, it's the, it's could be everybody with each other. Yeah. So if this is not a shocker to you that your husband would be with another man. That's not the shocker. No, I, I guess, I mean, because I don't want it to be a situation where we're outing somebody. Yes. No, I mean, we, yeah, we'll kind of do everything. One way to gather. But you just didn't expect that this was going to be the person that he wasn't the two. It's not even about being a man. It's just somebody other than you. Yeah. But also not the person she thought. Right. Well, Jack doesn't feel like I've only been, uh, with him, um, a couple times, um, outside of the four of us. So you wait. So you have actually been breaking the rule that you guys set up. Um, yeah, I guess so in a sexual way or just like hanging out. Um, you know, we've hung out, uh, and maybe a little bit, um, once or twice done some stuff. Is that news to you, Samantha? Yeah, I, we had, like, certain rules about our relationship, and neither of us are supposed to go out and do other things with people and that's we're all together. Yeah, I don't, I don't know what to say. And I'm going to let you, I'm going to let you guys have conversation with each other. And I think that you're going to have some, some long talks that you guys are going to need to have to have with each other. I'll let you guys talk now. Hold on one sec. This is the home of one of the roses, Mojo in the morning, Mojo in the morning war of the roses, Samantha found out that her husband has been breaking the rules and we're not talking about just the cheating rules. We're talking about the rules that they had in their open marriage, their open relationship. Getting the flowers to someone that she didn't expect him to send it to, sending it to the husband that they were just recently involved in a relationship with. By the way, we have not been able to get confirmation that the guy who he sent the flowers to his wife knows that there's something going on, that there's a little relationship going on here. What's going on? Georgia? How are you? It's Mojo in the morning war of the roses. Good morning, everyone. How are you? We're doing okay. What's going on? This is kind of a crazy one. Right. So I am in an open marriage myself happened for the last five years. I've known my husband for almost 20 years, so it was something that just felt normal to us because we met his teenagers and so we discovered who we were later on in life and we both found out that we were bisexual and so it became a way for us to explore our new found sexuality and so I completely understand where she's coming from and where he's coming from being in an open marriage, but in our lifestyle, you have to have boundaries. You have to have absolute complete trust and you have to have this just complete and honest open communication or this lifestyle doesn't work. Yeah, I can only imagine in listen, I don't get why you guys do this because to me, I already feel insignificant enough. The idea that there'll be another person in there, I would be even more. So I won't go there. I'm not even go there, but I get that you got to play by the rules because if you don't if first off, if you lose trust in a what would be called quote unquote normal relationship monogamous really, if you lose trust in and I'll even put those in quotes, monogamous relationship because nowadays it feels like you almost have to, I feel like you, you're done. You know what I mean? Like you're forever going to think that something somebody's doing something they shouldn't be doing. And in open relationship, you have got to have trust in that because if you can't trust that in a and I'm here looking at this situation where, hold on, let me play this audio real quick, this is the audio of him kind of talking about how frequent these guys have been with each other. So hold on. I've only been with him a couple times outside of the four of us. So you wait, so you have actually been breaking the rule that you guys set up. Yeah, I guess so. In a sexual way or just like hanging out? You know, we've hung out and maybe a little bit once or twice done some stuff. Let me think. He was breaking the rules. Well, just the way that he very freely admitted that was he didn't say he didn't well kind of blew my mind a little bit Georgia, I quite quite question for you on yours. Your situation that you have, you guys can't do anything with each other when the others not there, right? Like you don't or it depends on how comfortable we are with the other person involved and how much we trust the other person involved. We've played with other people together. There's been situations where he's just watched or I've watched him and it really just depends. We have never played separately as of yet because we've never really built that trust with somebody to where they know this is our relationship. This is our marriage. We come first to each other and you are, I hate to say it, but you're here for our convenience. Yeah. And I really hate putting it that way because we don't do unicorn hunting. We don't do dragon hunting. Wait, what's unicorn and dragon? What is that? A unicorn is a single female, that's bisexual and dragons are single men that are bisexual. Wowie. And they're called unicorns and dragons because they're quote unquote rare. Yeah, interesting, hey, yeah, I was like, wait, I think I said next to one in the studio. Don't look at me. Wait a second. The other person you sit next to, you got a unicorn and a dragon surrounding you. Hold on real quick, Georgia to play with another man. Yeah. If my husband was to play with another man, like in this situation, my only issue would be if they if we've done it quite a few times, like it's how do you like they have together and separately. My only issue would be is why don't you record it or let me know that was going on so that I can watch. Oh, I'd be jealous that I couldn't be there to watch. I find that attractive. Oh, hold on, Amanda brings up a very interesting point and I'm going to keep you on the phone to Georgia because I like talking unicorn to drag Amanda. What was your comment that you wanted to make? I was just focused on how he quickly went from like, well, I'm glad I sent it to another woman or I didn't send it to another woman. It was just a friend to, yeah, we were sleeping together outside of my life. I know. That's what it is. It's so casual. If you wouldn't suspect it was with a guy. Yeah. Honestly, before you guys played it, I was like, if they're in an open relationship, it went to the guy. It's not the wife, like I called it. Really? Yeah. Because I got to tell you, our mouths were all open. We were dumbfounded. We thought, we thought, okay, if he's cheating. He's definitely cheating with this woman and they're because that's who she was suspicious of. Right. What gave it away to you, Georgia? What made you just being in our lifestyle, it's very common for men to play together. Whether they're open about it or not, it's very common for things to happen at spur at the moment. And then men are like, oh, well, I like this, I want to explore this more. But they're scared that their female partner is going to judge them or leave them. So you've been with your husband for 20 years and you guys started playing around five years ago with people outside of the marriage. Is it something he introduced? 20 years. Oh, got you. Did he introduce this or did you to the relationship? Well, I'm a muddy kind of book reader, so it's always been a thought in the back of my mind by doing stuff like this, but I would definitely say I brought more of the idea of it to the table than he did just because of my books and everything. It just made it seem like a good option. Last question. Did you start with a female or a male female? What size bed do you guys have? We wonder anything. It's a king. What books are we talking about? It's a great cause. And this is the Queen. I'm not looking for a unicorn. What's going on, John? Are you more? John, what did you want to say? I think he fell in love. He tried at one time and he fell in love and everything. Yeah. Do you ever worry about that, George? Do you ever worry that your husband or you, even, could fall in love with one of these other people? I actually know because we're also polyamorous, so it works. So clarify that for me, because so polyamorous is completely different from polygony is we can both have separate fulfilling relationships outside of each other. Okay. And so that's allowed. So if you were to fall in love with another man or woman, you could have that totally separate relationship and your husband is good with that. Yes. As long as we are open and honest and forthcoming about how we feel or how things are leading up to these feelings, yes, it is completely okay, but again, we have to be open and honest and hey, this is where I stand with this person. What do you think? How does that make you feel? Hey, John, would you like to be a dragon? No, thank you. Okay. No, thank you. Also, Targaryen. That's more. [laughter] That is awful. So just a quick update. I got a quick one here, Georgia, on this one. Our goal is we're trying to see if we can get this other couple on the phone. And so a quick update is that that's what we're working on right now, is to be able to get Mikey and his wife on the phone with us to be able to talk and discuss. So that's the next level of this war of the roses. All right. If my mom's listening to you, it's not me. I just want to throw it out. I just never thought about that. Never put two and two together. I know. Oh my gosh. All right, Georgia, you're excellent. We appreciate your comments on this. And thank you for listening to Mojo in the morning. Thank you. You guys have a great day. This is the home of the second date update. War of the Roses. The throwback throw down and the dirty on the 30. This is Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning show. So Kevin says that he feels like his friends are letting him down. Yeah. And when you say this, are we your friends letting you down? Well, you are because we all took a shot and you didn't drink yours. I drank mine. I went over there and looked in your cup and I saw drag ons. I can't draw here. Here's the remaining. Oh. He didn't see it. Let me see it. Okay. All right. I'll take KP's because I was going to do it with you. By the way, if Kevin's getting us to drink, it's a Thursday. That's all we know. What's happening? So yeah, I'm really proud of myself. And yesterday, I did something that I have been wanting to do for a while and I finally did it. I partnered with my high school, Detroit School of the Arts. And with my brand, same 24, we partnered into this scholarship where a student from the multimedia major, which was my major, that department, we're going to give a kid $1,000 and then I'll encourage, you know, anybody who wants to donate is a link on the page and whatever it is, all the money will go to a student. That is so cool. I saw this. I love this. Thank you, man. It made me who I am, my teacher, Ms. Marcia Safwa, who is no longer with us anymore, she's going on the glory. It was a huge part of, you know, molding me and my character and putting me on the right path and diction and all that kind of stuff. So I love that school and I want to give back. So I was really excited to do this and put it out on social media. But before I did that, I sent a bunch of text messages to not only like my core group chat, but a bunch of people and some people reached out and some people didn't and you know how sometimes the 10% can be louder than the 90, especially when that 10% is quantity or excuse me, it's quality and it kind of made me feel like, why am I the biggest cheerleader and champion for everybody? But when it comes for, I guess my time to shine or moments for people to stand up and hold my son and the raptors say, we're here for Kevin, I don't feel that same love. And not only does it hurt, but it also makes me feel like, do I need to put certain friends and certain buckets like what friend are you? Are you just the, the turn up friend? Are you the, you got my back friend like what friend are you? And it really made me kind of sit back and start to question some things and I'm still in that question phase. I've made any decisions. I'm not going to take this one example and like make it their character, but it is very surprising that what I would say is one of the highlights of my life right now is crickies. How long ago did you put that? Yesterday. Tuesday. Well, can you give them a little bit of time or no? Everybody has their phones, nobody's nobody's that busy. Yeah. I'm starting to learn. Not everybody wants to see you shine. Unfortunately, when this happens, when stuff like this, like why wouldn't they jump over the moon? What went to be over the moon excited for you? You feel just and not to just not to say anything. Yeah. You can say all this dope, bro, but like for crickets, yeah, that's that speaks volumes to me. Especially when it's something that's so important to you. We're we on this? Because I'm looking through. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want you to go ahead and look at your legs. So who liked it? Go ahead. Go look at it right now. I don't want to sound like. Oh, hold on. There's a reason I'm saying this. There's a reason I'm saying it. You like it, Mike? Hell, yes I did. Okay, there we go. Mike's a real. I like it. I watched it. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to look through likes though. Yeah, I didn't know. Oh, God. If I text you though, that's different. Don't let me text you and then you just hit the like button. I agree with that. What do we do? I agree with that because not everything gets pushed out to everybody, especially in a day like if you only posted that on social media, even if I check social media, I'm not searching all of my friends individually every single day. You just like it. I'm like, no, I know. You know, I'm literally having to text Instagram right now. I don't like it. It's just so bad. I look good too. All right. I don't think that you're friends. I would I'd give them a day or so on that cabin. Yes. Because I think listen, you don't answer my texts right away sometimes. I mean, I send you stuff. All right. It depends on. I think what you send matters. If you send if you're sending me something where a pundit on ESPN is poo point on LeBron, like I might not respond. All right. But here's the thing. They all came to your birthday party and stuff like this is not I'm saying it's not them. It's more like it's more. It's more people. All right. Patricia. Hi, what's happening? Hi, how are you guys? We're good. What's going on? What do you think about this? Kev feels like his friends let him down. Yeah. No, I have the same kind of friends and it really, really sucks. I'm their biggest cheerleader, but it comes to me same thing. There's crickets. No one's ever really the hair. It's crazy. Yeah. What's been the biggest thing that they were crickets on that you needed them for? I mean, my husband just bought our house about like three, four months ago. Yeah. That's a big deal for us. And yeah, no one really said anything. That's ridiculous. They didn't even say congratulations at all. No. No. There's a little bit of jealousy in the fact that you bought this home and maybe that's why they didn't say anything. I mean, could be, but I mean, you should be jealous of your friends. You should be supportive and happy. I don't even know if that's it. I think and I think we're all guilty of this of just like being so overloaded and being so busy with other stuff or remiss a texture. You see it when you're, you know, doing something and you forget to respond or whatever. But I also think just as guilty as we all are, it's such a good lesson listening to you talk about this for us to like slow the F down a little bit and pause and realize that these things are really big deals for our, you know, our circle, our friends and our family and our coworkers, whatever. I try to give people more of the benefit of the doubt. Yeah. Just because of, you know, I think that people sometimes get inundated with stuff, but I will tell you this that, you know, Kevin, you are one of the first that will champion what other people are doing. Yes. And you're always graded at doing that. So it is disheartening when you know that you champion, I'm sure these people and other stuff that they're doing. So I'm not giving them the benefit of the doubt. I'm not here for that. I appreciate grace and there are certain circumstances where I'll extend that, but this ain't one of those. When we go with repetition versus speed, kind of like what Mojo was saying. Break that down. Like people are ignoring you all of the time over and over and over again. I think that's a more clear sign that people are not rooting for you or on your side versus the speed of responding, especially less than 24. Yeah. Cause what do you do with those friends? Not at this point. You're not cutting them all off. Are you? No, I don't think you cut them off, but I think you do a better job at protecting yourself. So you understand what type of friend they are. And then at that point, once you show me who you are, I know how to handle you at that point. I don't have an expectation. If we have an expectation where we're reaching out, we're congratulating each other where we're talking however long we are and then I send something and for some reason, you don't say anything. Yeah. I know you've seen it. I had to learn a big lesson this way with a friend or two. I stopped doing all of the work and I wanted to see what happened. And I am no longer friends with that person because it was so one sided right? What can we do for you? Go to s24scholarship.com the letter S is in Shannon to 4scholarship.com hit the donate button. No amount is too small. No amount is too large. But if it is or $500, I'll put your logo on the chair. Then we give it to the keys. Sarah, what were you going to say? I was just saying don't over analyze Facebook. Like what is social media? What if there wasn't? This was actually a personal text. Yes, Sarah. This is why I posted it on Instagram, but I said I have children in sports and right now is a 10 year where everybody has a fundraiser and I can't give every what if they don't donate, but what if they say, Hey, I'll help you when I, you know, with so when I sent the text, I sent the same text message to a bunch of people. I didn't mention anything about donations. I said, share for your man's one time. Any support. Y'all can lend is greatly appreciated. So they can just share it on their own. And that's the text with the link, all right, I said, that's a bunch of people. Sometimes I'd rather just give them money. Again, Mojo is to for now back to Mojo in the morning. So we were out to dinner with the person who introduced us. Chelsea. So Chelsea and I got introduced by Chelsea's best friend in the world, Jenny. And we were out with Jenny from the plot. Yes. No, Jenny from Arizona, we were out and she was visiting and we were hanging out with Jenny. And it was this couple that we, you know, we, we know and love Jenny and Jared and stuff. And we're, we're having a conversation. And Jenny said, you know what is coming up and we're like, no, you're anniversary and I'm like, no, it's not. Our anniversary is not until October. We got married on October the 15th, which was a very nice day. It was sweetest day. And she goes, no, your anniversary is coming up. And I said, no. And she goes, the anniversary of when you guys met, I had no idea, no clue. And Chelsea honestly didn't have an idea. And it was interesting because there are certain things that you should probably remember, like anniversaries you should remember. But I did not know the, so the anniversary of when Chelsea and I met is coming up. And it, the reason why, you know, she knew it was it was right around the time that Chelsea had graduated from high school. And we met when Chelsea had just graduated from high school and it was at a graduation party. And that's where we ended up meeting each other for the very first time. And how weird is it that I had no clue when it was? I know it was in May, but I don't remember exactly what the date was. Oh, I don't think that's where she is. Is it weird? Isn't that weird to know? I don't think so. The date that you first met. Who remembers that? No. You know what's so frustrating about this? All I want to do is be like, you're such a legend. Oh my God. I can't believe you don't know that. You eat and I'm like, no, that's right. I know. I know. I met you on. Do you have to remember first date? I remember. I think you said remember first date. I have to remember that day. I think that's just, I think that's one of those days you don't need to do anything, but it's like, oh, today, today was our first date. You know, five years ago, I was like, I try hard, but I know all of those. Do you really? She's not surprised me. And I mean that kindly, that's a compliment to you. That does not surprise me about you. I remember Mike, the first date that we called ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend, because it was Fourth of July, which was a big one. We went to a Fourth of July fireworks, you know, extravaganza. And then after the extravaganza is when the extravaganza began. And I remember that was when we first, which by the way, I don't think I don't even know if we had, so I don't think we had sex that night, but it was when I first told her that I really, you know, loved her and stuff and cared for her. But here's an interesting thing. I put together a list when we were having this conversation because we were at the table and I was just scribbling this on, uh, onto the menu that they had, the paper menu. Here are the dates that I think every man should never forget. Your wedding anniversary, if you're married, I think your dating anniversary is important. So I think Mike, you're smart to know this, the month that you proposed, the first time you had sex that first time, your children's birth dates, you should know your children's birth dates. Yeah. And the time that she told you that she liked you, because that was honestly, I remember when Chelsea told me that she liked me, I was, um, it was June, like, I don't know, I remember on my birthday, like 12th or something, and I was going to San Francisco for a job interview at a radio station in San Francisco. And she had told me when she was dropping me off at the airport to go for the job interview that I just wanted to let you know that I really, really like you and I care for you. And I went the entire time in San Francisco, did not want to take that job. And I was on this interview going, I don't want to, I don't want to leave her because I had not had that, I've had girlfriends, not many of them, some of I had to pay for, but I never had, I never had somebody that I truly believed, like cared for me, you know, like I had girls that I knew that, you know, we were mutually just kind of hanging with each other. But that was, so the whole job interview, I was like, there's no way I'm taking this job interview. And it's like San Francisco. I was in Tucson, Arizona at the time. Is that far? Well, it's not only just far, but it's market size, it was, I was just, I wasn't even thinking about proximity. It was like market number 63 compared to market number five, I think it was to go there. Are there dates that you think that you should definitely, like if, if Wes didn't remember, because you know the day that you first went out for your first coffee date, don't you? I remember that date, but I didn't remember, actually we just played this game at my bachelor at party, my friends were like quizzing me, you know, like they ask him a question, they ask me a question and see if they match. And he knew the exact day that we actually met in person and it was at a Mojo in the morning event. And I didn't know that. I knew I was like, it was summer of 2019, like I think it was like a month or two after I had announced my divorce and we randomly met at an event and then didn't go out until 2021. Yeah, but I don't remember the exact date of that, but I remember September 21st, 2021 was when we had our first, I called it a non-date, but not. Is it weird that I do not remember dates, but I remember everything that took place in that moment. Like I can tell you like body language, I can tell you maybe what you were wearing, but I just can't be like, Oh, September 21st. I can't you make up those details. I feel like if she remember, you remember probably what you had on that date, when I went off at a coffee day, you know what I mean, like exactly, like I can't remember that kind of stuff, but just be like, yeah, September 21st, I give you a pass. I give you a pass if you didn't know the date, but you could recall details like that. I would say, okay, you were Chelsea, our first date with each other, a physical date that we went out with each other was Olive Garden. I remember that. Was it? I remember what we ordered because we went to Olive Garden like 12 more times after that and did the same thing. All I could afford was the salad and breadsticks. Oh, they're so good. That was it. And I remember that. And we each had Ministrone soup. This show teaches me how bad of a partner I was in every previous relationship because I'm sitting here going, I have no idea what the dates were. I have no idea what the details were. And you're also sitting here single. Right. That's what I just. Like my kind of stung a little bit harder to punch him right in the freaking face. I want the anniversary date of this date right now, the date you punched him right in the nose. You can actually say it turned on, Victoria, what's going on? Yeah. So our wedding date is the same exact day that we met just years later. I purposely did that way because I cannot remember anything. My husband, on the other hand, is absolutely great at remembering dates that he reminds me of them that I cannot, I cannot remember them. That's sweet that your first date and your wedding date are the same. Yeah. So when we decided to get married, I was like, you know what, let's just do it on the same face. We'll never forget it. Yeah. That is very smart. And also that guy is an a-hole for making all the rest of us guys look bad. Some in Mike are the ones that make every guy look bad. They remember these things. My husband's great at remembering dates. He definitely will call me out on that remembering them. Yeah. I've failed about 600 times before this. Like, you got one right. I'm always the guy that looks on Facebook to find people's birthdays. And the worst is when- Everybody does. They're your family. See you. That's what the notes section is for in your contacts. Yeah. If you go to somebody's contact, you can jot out notes. I got my anniversary in there. I got favorite foods in there, favorite songs for chorales, shoe sizes. You got to use your resources. I like when you wish somebody a happy birthday on text and it lets you add on your iPhone for that to their- Yeah. It'll show up on your channel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on, Ashley? Hey, how are you guys? Good. You have a guy that also remembers all the dates? He remembers every single date or like all the important dates, but I couldn't tell you what they were. And I agree with Kev. Like I can tell you where our first date was. I can tell you where we met the whole nine yards, but when it comes down to it, like I have to ask him the dates. Yeah. That's nice to have that. Like, you know, to have at least one person in the house that's organized like that. Oh, yeah. Definitely him over me. See, something like that means more. Yeah. I agree with Ashley. If you can tell me everything that went into it, you can communicate the emotion. To me, that means more than just saying, oh, it was June 1st. Yeah. Although not being prepared for the date kind of sucks when you wake up on that date. Very true. My favorite is when Lydia will go, by the way, it's so-and-so's birthday, you know, and I'm like, oh, crap. And then it's like, all right, a Starbucks birthday cake pop, you know, something I can grab through the drive-through. Go ahead. Honor America by using a one day holiday to blow off an entire week of work. The 4th of July from Mojo in the morning, Mojo in the morning, cab, almost got into an accident yesterday, what's the story, Kevin? So like this song, I was pretty turned up yesterday. Although not to little John and he sad boys for the 90% of people in the world who have no idea that yesterday was the eighth year anniversary of Drake's album views, which, little known fact, is the first album in the streaming era to sell a million copies in the first week, just little known fact, I was reminiscent. I had it turned up for first five tracks. I mean, deep, it's going crazy pause, loving every single minute of it. And I'm hyped and throughout this experience, I don't realize until I turn to my right and I see a spider on my shoulder immediately is Def Con 5. And I'm no longer saying Drake lyrics. I yell out, oh, spit, like, and I'm left hand, I'm driving, right hand, I'm vibing, come to both hands, I'm vibing. But at a certain point in time, no hands were on the wheel and I'm smacking my shoulder because the only thing that matters is getting this spider off of my shoulder. I don't care where it goes. And then all of a sudden, I realize as the horn beeps next to me that I'm in somebody else's lane, their piss is one of situations where once you kind of get things correct and they pull up, they kind of looking at you like, what you doing? I'm like, I'm sorry. Yeah, the spider almost caused an accident. Wow. I did not know that you're a spider fair. If you see a spider like in your house, do you freak out like that? No. I'll go kill it. I'm not scared of spiders like that. But if it's on your body, it's on my shoulder in the midst of a turn up session where I'm not expecting it. Yeah. And it's like four inches from my face. Yeah. No, I'm with you there. Come on, man. That's cause for concern. Mm hmm. Really. I did not. I did not know that. Go ahead. I did not know that you were a, you were a screamer. I did not know that you scream over something like this. Okay. If a spider, a little old spider, like it's not like it's a, you know, tarantula or something like that. How big was the spider? It was probably like the size of a large fly. A size of a large fly. Is it a size, size of a quarter? No, it was smaller than that. Maybe smaller than a quarter. It was like a, is it dying? It doesn't matter. I feel like the smaller, the worse. It's on your shoulder. They could get anywhere to the little tiny that could crawl into your ear. No. I think fuzzy fat ones. But if you're not, if you're not like, why is a spider in my car? First off, why is it on my shoulder while I'm turning up? You don't expect this to happen. I don't crawl into a web and go, this is my home now. Hey, back to me. And I'll respect you. Charlotte, stay over there. I'm going to be on my side. Correct. Charles with, by the way, if you got yourself, if you got yourself into a car accident and the police come, all right, and they, they're doing the police report and they say, what was it? And you say a spider, you think that the guy's going to go, hmm, you'll say, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. Yeah, yes. I don't know. I don't think so. I think he's going to be like, come on. Hey, look at you. What are you? Bro, the size of a linebacker. It does. Did I overreact? Potentially. Yes. But, and I don't buy by the way when he says that he kills the spiders at home. Call Chirral. I do. Chirral is the one telling me it's Josiah. Yeah. It's like Josiah. Oh, get over here. What's going on? Miranda. Hi. Long time listener here, again, calling. Oh, okay. So second time caller. Thank you. My husband's grandmother has totaled out two cars due to spiders valley and I, I have probably taken out or almost taken out like two or three of my cars due to insects. Really? This one was, yeah, the funniest one was back when we were living in Toledo and we were leaving his grandmother's house and we had his brother with us and his butterfly flew in through the windows and I completely let go of the wheel and like freaked out over a butterfly. Yeah. The only thing funnier than Cav almost taken out a bunch of cars because of a spider would be Kevin, a butterfly, are you afraid of butterflies to not even I'm not scared of spiders is the reality that was on my shoulder while I'm driving. Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel. I should just listen to the show giggling. It's a good show. We lost you there for a second. Rachel. Rachel. There you are. Hi. Hi. Dead spot there. What's going on? I have a funny, I have a funny story. I was driving back from Florida and I was almost, you know, I was just almost in Michigan so I was a little delirious because it was, I drove straight through and I, you know, probably five of a quarter of a spider came out of my, my baseboard and my car is my windshield baseboard and I kind of panicked, but then it went back inside and two weeks later, it reappeared when I was driving my daughter to school and so it's been that entire time for two weeks it was in my car. Oh, there's babies. There were babies made. Oh my God. Don't say that. Yeah, probably. You know, it's funny is that I have no fear of spiders. None at all. I have fear of like alligators, you know what I mean? Like something like that. Like I get fear of that. I get fear of snakes. Okay. Snakes. Spiders though for. You're not alligators. I don't want to be small, but I can't see and I kind of believe more people are injured and killed by spiders than alligators. I don't get, but I don't even get like fearful of like a beef, a bee gets in a car or, or a wasp or something lemote you know, you know, I. These are way different than even spiders because spiders don't really bite. I mean, some of them probably do, but. I have two spider bites on my leg right now, but I think bees like will literally put poison inside of you. You can lose a limb from a spider. Do you remember when we did the contest with with slim and intern Jack Black and we had intern Jack Black and slim in a car and we did a spelling bee and we did a spelling bee with them and we unleashed bees into the car. Yes. Like 100 bees. Yeah. Did they know about this? Well, they were they were bumblebees. They didn't even realize it. They were non-stinging bumblebees. No clue. But those two idiots thought they still stoned. I didn't know that's what I know. What's up? Debbie. How you doing? Hi, Mojo. I'm Evan. Everyone loves a show. I had a co-worker that was no afraid of spiders that one day it was like 10 o'clock in the morning and she still wasn't at work and we were like, where is Melissa? So we got a little worried and called her up and she was like, oh my god, I can't get out of my apartment. I opened the door and there was a spider in the entrance lane. I can't get out. I've been stuck in here all morning. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's so bad. She said finally she was able to open the door and spray it dead and then she came to work. But oh my god. She was still afraid of spiders. That is a great excuse to be late for work. Hello. Hello. Hi. Can you hear me? Yes. Hi. Everybody's phones are so funky. Hey, Debbie. Hey, Debbie. Tell your story. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay. All right. So I had a co-worker named Melissa that was so deftly afraid of spiders. Really? That one day at work. Hold on. Hold on. Let me guess. She called in sick saying that she couldn't get in because of the spider. Well, almost. I mean, like it was 10 a.m. and she's still in it and arrived at work. So we got worried that something had happened to us. So we called and she was like, oh my god, I'm stuck in my apartment. I opened the door and there was a spider in the doorway and I. Are you kidding me? Second time around better. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to put you on hold. Talk to Mojo and tell him that same story. Okay. Okay. Say. Hi. It's Mojo. Hi, Mojo. Everyone. Love this show. Oh, we love you too. We love you too. I've been listening a long time. Oh, we're talking. We appreciate it. We're talking. We're talking on the air right now about spiders and kev's fear of spiders. What's your story? Well, I had a co-worker that was so deftly afraid of spiders that at one day it was like 10 a.m. at work and Melissa hadn't come in yet and we got worried about where she was and what had happened to her. So we called her at home and she was like, oh my god, I'm stuck in my apartment. I opened the door and there was a spider there and I can't get out. Oh, that's crazy. That is awesome. Don't you get out? I'm not brave enough to open the door and play it dead with like a whole can of fire. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, that is a great story, Debbie. Thank you, Debbie. Give it up for Debbie. Come on, Debbie. Come at it every time. I hope she goes back and listens to that. No, I can wait for a story though because it didn't take better. Yeah, her voice got better and better. Worse than being fearful of spiders, Andrea, what are you fearful of? Well, I'm not fearful of it, but my friend, I was in her truck with her and I've seen a green tree fog behind her head in her truck, a single camp truck and I'm like, don't freak out. She's like, what? And she kind of like tensed up. I'm like, there's a frog behind your head. She quickly whipped into a parking spot and jumped out of the truck and started freaking out. Honestly, a frog would be something weird, wouldn't it? Of all the sudden, you're in the car with a frog like how did the dog get in there? Yeah. That's a weird one. Here. Hold on. Tell us. I'm just kidding. Oh, God, they're so silly. We are silly today. Do you think a frog has ever been behind somebody's head while they're driving? Oh my God. Yeah. Look at a lot of bees. Listen to these ones. Harold, LaBelle, Heather, all of you got hold on. I'm going to pick up everybody here and I'll grab you one by one. Are you there? Harold, LaBelle and Heather? This is LaBelle. How are you? Can you hear me? I got you, LaBelle. Do you sound like you could actually handle a bee in the morning? What's happening? Who's that? Good morning. Who is that? Oh, that's my son. Eric, we were dropping him off. So he wanted to say hello. Hi. How are you? So LaBelle, you drove with a bee in your car before? So, Eric wasn't born yet. My older kids were in the car and it was four of us and the bee got in the window and I legit had to pull the car over, pull all the kids out and get the bee out. I have two that are severely allergic and we were on Lafayette like coming off the 75. Oh, Jesus. Hey, Harold, where was yours at? You actually got stung by the bee, Harold, right? Yeah, I was driving and came in at a stoplight or whatever and then I took off and I didn't see it and then I noticed it and I was trying to fly at it with my one hand to get it out the window and made a weird eye contact with me and then just hit me in my ear hole. And then Heather, Heather, yours happened on Grashitt. I heard, huh? Yeah, so my husband, my friend and I were going to the beach and the bee had flew into my car and we were like in the middle of traffic, but I got so scared that I jumped out of the car and refused to get back in the car until the bee was killed and people started honking at me and getting so mad, but I wasn't getting back in the car and getting stung. Uh-uh. No way. Can you imagine? By the way, can you imagine having to jump out on Grashitt, man, where there's cars all over the place all because of a bee. Mandy. What's up, Mandy? First of all, you were so messed up to have Debbie repeat herself. She did. That was awesome. Come on. Honestly, so funny. Yeah, I hope she goes back and listens to the podcast of that. It's going to be on the Facebook, too. Oh, that's okay. We'll tag her. Twenty plus years of idiocy and still going into Troy, Toledo, and West Michigan. It's Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning's podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. 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