Mojo In The Morning
Meaghan and the Grossest Public Restrooms
This is the Mojo in the Morning Podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Megan is going to call out the grossest public restroom ever. You know, there's nothing worse than having to go potty and having the potty be gross. It is a crazy time that when you really, really, really have to go and then you walk in and you're like, "Oh my God, somebody finger painted poop all over the walls." Yeah, kind of. What is happening in this particular place? Why is it that they haven't figured out how to make this thing better? I'm Megan Horien. Hi. I'm great. How are you? I'm doing good. Good. Yeah. Is raining fun? Yes. That's what I felt like in this place. Well, there's two like main ways to get to Toledo from Detroit. And if you didn't know, I was born and raised in Sylvania, which is a suburb of Toledo. And my dad kind of just sold our childhood home not too long ago. And the one way that I come to Toledo, you actually passed through Sylvania. And I have like, pavloved myself into having to pee every time I hit the border and hit Sylvania. And as soon as I hit the state line, I go, "I got to find a bathroom right now, like right now I got to pee." And I was passing through- I need to take a pee pee. Exactly. And I've been stopping at a whole bunch of different places. Now, if you don't, I'm trying to find a way to compare Sylvania to like a suburb in the Detroit area. Maybe like a Birmingham, I guess is kind of comparable. Yeah. Sylvania is to Toledo as East Grand Rapids is to Grand Rapids. Yep. And Birmingham is to Birmingham. Perfect. That's the best way to describe it. And so you kind of have these expectations of like, "It's nice here. I'm gonna be able to find a bathroom." That has not been the case for me. The last four times I've gone to Toledo is driving me nuts. And specifically yesterday, I stopped by a bathroom that was the most disgusting place. Like, I felt like I was in a post-apocalyptic. I added some letters in there too. It's cute. It's cute. Yeah. Bathroom. It felt like a bomb had literally exploded. Like the women's feminine trash dispenser area- Yeah. And those are overflowing. Please don't tell me. Overflowing. And smell. There was a used tampon on the floor next to the toilet next to this thing. Like, I don't understand why I'm not cleaning bathrooms anymore. The garbage was overflowing. There was no soap. Thank God I carry a hand sanitizer with me. Because I went to wash my hands, got them all wet, went to go to the soap dispenser, and you're like, "Oh, not only did I just use the grossest bathroom, but now I have the grossest hands." That's the way for all those people in Sylvania that think that their spit don't stink. It doesn't that bathroom. Real bad. Women are disgusting. Sometimes I hear these women bathroom stories, I'm like, "Why do I like y'all?" What is the place? Do we want to call it out specifically? Is it a... Say it. Say it. Is it a... It's a... It's a fast food restaurant. It is a fast food restaurant. Oh my gosh. A lot of places, other than gas stations and fast food places, and just using their bathroom. Interesting. Wow. That's the worst. That's the worst when that happens. By the way, coming up here in a second, I have a stat that shows you who has the dirtiest of bathrooms. Okay? Because this was the women's restroom, right? It was. All right. We'll talk about that in a second, but call out the dirty bathroom because there's places that are dirty bathrooms. I have had some of the worst bathrooms and the worst luck with bathrooms along the area close to my house, but it's weird, and I'm talking about places that are like the McDonald's or the Taco Bells, you know, stuff like that. But then when I go on the road to like '94 to go visit my son in Chicago, I don't know what it is. Maybe they clean them more often because they know people are stopping off the side of the road. Those bathrooms along '94 and the McDonald's and stuff, are they nice as bathrooms? Yeah, yeah. They take care of those bathrooms. I mean, we experienced that when we were driving for Irish and Ionia and we had to stop off of the bathroom. That McDonald's might have been the cleanest bathroom that I've ever seen. The grossest bathroom most recently that I came into contact with had. First of all, it was just disgusting in general, but it had the toilet brush sitting in a holder next to the toilet and it had wet toilet paper all stuck to it. Lots of it. So it was like somebody had used it to unclog the toilet, which you shouldn't do because it's not a plunger and then put it back in the holder, but it wasn't one of those holders that like encapsulates the bottom. Like you could very clearly see the toilet bowl brush. Question. So disgusting. And if they leave that in a public restroom, are they asking you to clean up? I don't know, but I suddenly didn't have to go anymore. That seems like some like they're almost kind of telling you that you have to do that. That's the day I quit because I'm cleaning it off. No. Yeah. We're not going for that. What's up, Carrie? How you doing? Good. How are you? Good. What's going on? Good. So why here's my question. Megan had mentioned where are the people that clean? Where are the human decent people that don't leave masses like this? Like a woman leaves a tampon on the floor like who does that? We weren't raised to do that. No, I agree with you. Those are not the people that clean. I absolutely agree with you, but it was on the floor because the thing was so full. It had fallen. Oh, I'm sorry. I heard that part. Yeah. Yeah. But you're right, though, if you have a bad duty, you got to figure out a way to clean that duty. Like you can't you can't just leave it for the next person, right? And I always clean it up after myself because I assume somebody's outside of that door coming in there and I don't want them to look at me like I'm a disgusting person, you know? I'm sure all of our mother's fathers, whoever raised us, because that's right, you know? Exactly. Bonnie, what's going on? Hey, I just wanted to say my daughter graduated from Michigan and I remember years ago when she was there and they had the community bathroom and she would feel so bad for the cleaning lady there because girls would get in the shower and literally take their tampons out and leave them on the drain. And she said they wouldn't even pick them up. They would just leave them there and this poor woman would get there in the morning to clean and she would feel so bad for her and she just said, I'm sorry, but these girls are disgusting. Go blue. Go blue. Olivia, who has the dirtiest bathrooms? Okay, first time, long time, long time, long time, I never got to get into it. Thank you. Every time I forget, so I never be to a Menard and I went in and I said it was the greatest place on earth because they had everything so cheap until I got into the furniture and the bathroom was there and I could smell it from the register. Oh no. And I'd smell more duty at Menards. I got like half of it in the bathroom and I just walked out. I couldn't even buy anything there because the bathroom felt like that and I worked in restaurant at 25 years. For the worst. Yeah, by the way. Yeah. Women's bathrooms are just I think they have too many things of paper, but I couldn't even buy anything because the bathroom felt like that. I made it for everybody not watching their heads and such and everything in the store. Never going back. You know who has the cleanest bathrooms, Olivia? No. I don't know. If you have a Costco membership, Costco's got the cleanest bathrooms I've ever seen in my life. There's a CVS in Birmingham that smells like flowers. There's a CVS in Birmingham that smells like flowers. I want that bathroom in my house. Very interesting. Don, what's going on? Don wants to call out the doodiest of bathrooms. Well, I do a lot of like salvation, army, you know, bouncing around for different areas, looking for things. And I just see it patterned that, you know, these toilets there and like, they've like only one screw holding it down or a seat mess in or do do on the wall. Do do do. Here's what it's called. Oh geez. Somebody needs to donate to them some bathroom cleaning stuff. What's happening? Ryan, how you doing? Good. Are you? Oh, Joe. Fantastic. So if the gas station gives you a key that have a hubcap attached, you know, it's going to be a gross bathroom. Yeah, it can't be good. You know what's funny is my favorite is the stuff that they'll attach to it. Like sometimes it's attached like a two by four to it. You know, sometimes they'll do, like you said, a hubcap on it. Like it's really funny how they just want that key back. I will tell you this. One of my favorite bathroom, I'm going to go through another favorite bathroom of mine. One of my favorite favorite bathrooms ever in the world. Just going to put it down there right now, Culver's really everything about Culver's is just amazing. Go to a Culver's and go use the bathroom. I almost want to just sit there because the music they're playing is so beautiful. Like they have they literally have like this nice music playing. It's got a nice atmosphere. It looks like I think it's a toto toilet, which is a very nice high toilet. It's really nice. I know. It's Willie names. Yes. Toto. What's up, Amanda? Hi. Yes. I'm no hair, Amanda. Amanda wants to call out a clean bathroom. A clean bathroom. No, but I clean the, uh, watch not County, uh, downtown Ann Arbor, four houses. Yes. And oh my goodness. So I used to think women's bathrooms were the worst, but the men got it in this one. And I'm telling you, you want to talk not just, uh, actual feces on walls, urine around everywhere. I'm talking hockers on the bins, the crescents that the, the, the lid goes round and round, you know? Yeah. I'd have to change those. And I literally want to, and I don't want to say this, but a man left his entire spirit behind. Oh my God. That's funny. Yeah. And that's the worst. Uh, I've ever. Ready for this? Here. Here. Here's a study because you clean the bathroom, so you will know this according to new research. It's not the men's and it's not the women's bathrooms that have the most germs. It's the gender neutral bathrooms, bathrooms that, uh, we're fine to have the most microfibers in them that cause for people to, you know, realize that there's some duties there. Um, the unisex lavatories, they say, are the worst. Was that for the, like, the baby changing stations and stuff, like the family bathroom? The baby, you know, but, uh, I have to say, I was in the hospital for a long spent during my, uh, let's say honeymoon phase in my marriage. We need, we definitely, uh, we definitely know about the, uh, family rescue. Oh, oh, people are kind of, listen to this, they said that they, they, uh, swab the surfaces. They swab the handrails, the actual flushing device, the door handles and the sink underneath the sink where the automatic water thing comes and they found that don't touch the stuff with the automatic sink. Nothing in public restrooms. I'd take everything with me. I use my feet if I have to. They're disgusting. It's bad. Or house and down. It was awful. It's awful. Doug is calling us right now, um, and he would like to call out somewhere in Sylvania that has the doodious bathrooms. And what is that? Doug. Hey, good morning, everybody. Hey, Megan, uh, the word for the Pennsylvania police and we have very, very clean restrooms in our police station. Are you stopped by? Are you at the downtown location or the one on King downtown? And if you need to drop off any unwanted meds while you're there or file a police report, it's a one stop shot. I'll tell you what. I will tell you what. Every time I've had an issue in Sylvania, I never knew which, uh, police station go to one on King, not always the nicest one downtown near Jane G's. Y'all be the nicest people in the entire world, so I'll stop there next time. And why do you automatically assume that Megan would be dropping, uh, some meds off it? Yeah, what the hell? She keeps all her meds. Just a public service. We offer that. All right. Thank you. Appreciate it. 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