Mojo In The Morning
Sex Aliases
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law. Auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. I'm. Let me take you back to the beginning. This is it. Alrighty. Ready? You're listening to Mojo in the morning. You're a doo doo hat. Let's go. It's no time. All right Mojo in the morning. So marriage therapists and relationship counselors are saying that they have a way to spice up your relationship and to keep your relationship from being faced with infidelity. They say that a lot of times when infidelity happens in a relationship, it's usually because there are some disconnection going on between couples. There's usually, you know, one or maybe not on the same page. So here is the new thing that they're saying that you should do. They're saying that you should have aliases in the bedroom. So to spice things up a little bit, you should not go into the bedroom. Like in my case, my wife's name is Chelsea. I should not be, you know, Tom or Mojo. My real name is Tom. I should be like another name and Chelsea should be another name. So I have picked what we're going to be doing and we're going to try it this weekend to test it out. You know, I'm going to do this. I'm going to say to Chelsea Chelsea. We have to have sex this weekend so that I can see what it's like. But instead of, would you think she'll fall for that? This is our experiment. Instead of calling her Chelsea and she, you know, calling me Tom, which she calls me, she doesn't call me Mojo. She only calls me Mojo when she's mad at me about something. Or she thinks I'm being like a pain in the ass. She'll go, "Okay, Mojo." And she does it in kind of a way that kind of like goes, "Oh, I think she's making fun of me." Well, I'm going to be called Jay-Z and she's going to be called Beyonce. How are you going to have sex with a straight face? Jay-Z. I think that, no, that's because you got an alias. You needed an alias. I figured I'm looking for like celebrities that are big celebrities. This is like essentially role-playing that your sales, okay? So now they're coming up with a different name for it. Yeah. Give me your best, Jay-Z. It's my girl, C. I'm quite impressed. Yeah. All he does is go, "Ugh, yeah. Boy, yeah, boy, yeah." You have to pick your own name, I think. Oh, really? And here's why this could go down a dangerous path because let's say that you picked a name for Chelsea, right? And let's say you picked the name, I don't know, give me a name. Harley. The name. I want to call her Scarlett Johansson. No, I'm saying if you picked a random name, if I were tells, I'd be like, "Well, why'd you pick that name?" Who do you know that's that name? Is that somebody that you're fooling around with and you just don't want to get caught? So that's an easy... Are there any listeners of ours that have sex aliases? I know that, you know, people will wear costumes or like you said role-play, but I want to know, do you have different names for each other when you guys are having sex? Would you be into this at all? Would you ever try this? Mike, do you think Ali would try this with you this weekend or Cav? Do you think that Chirel would try this? I'm going with Shannon said, but immediately be a conversation of who is that? Mike, you picked that name. But that's why you say Jay-Z and Beyonce. You pick a famous, but maybe... But then you cannot... I could not get into it. Yeah. It'd be too funny. Mike, I think you and I have to try this out this weekend. This would be the same. Yeah, report back. If she chooses somebody that looks nothing like me, like you picked Jay-Z. You know what I mean? If you pick somebody that looks, if she picks somebody that looks nothing like me, I will start to go, "Hmm." So is it supposed to be a celebrity or it can just be a... I think that's a safe way to go, you know what I mean? They say honestly that it's good just to add spice, because what it does is, it makes you feel like you have a little bit of the unfaithfulness in there without going in sleeping with the actual person. I don't want to get off on being unfaithful. Yeah, I was just saying. I don't know if I can explain it like that. Maybe if I just say, "Hey, let's come up with a roleplay." Wes and I did do the fake pick up one time when we were on vacation and changed. I remember you... Yeah, you like... So we always talk about Ben and Sarah, because those were random names. Ben and Sarah. And it is kind of... Ben and spicy? Do you think that you're a Sarah? I don't even know what we came up with those names. No, I don't remember how we came up with those names. You should be like, "What's your alias in the war of the roses?" My middle name, Nicole. That's really my middle name. You should be Nicole. You should make him hide his name. Hey, Nicole, or something, you know what I mean? Are any listeners into this? Any listeners that currently do this? I want to know if that's something that you have ever tried before. 844-Mojo-Live, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. I like the Nicole from Roses. Yeah. Instead of getting flowers, he can deflower you. Here he goes. Meghan, give some sensibility to this. You know Chelsea. You probably are one of the closest people to Chelsea, my wife. What do you think my wife's reaction would be if I told her that we're going to be different names in the bedroom? Oh, no, this is what she would say. Maybe I'll like them better. I wonder, honestly, if she were to give me a name, what name would it be? Like, which one would you want? Yeah, I'd say I want to know. Okay, let's do that. Hold on a second. Okay, and then call. All right, can we do that? Should we call both of them? Yeah, I know. Let's get them both on. Can you get both Ali and Chelsea on the phone, please? Maria, what's happening? Hi. Hey, have you tried this? Yeah, so my husband and I just recently started doing this, actually. Tell us about it. Okay, so we're really into like crystals and stuff like that. So we decided to go with crystalline. And so he is Jeff and I am an amethyst. Amethyst. You are for sure a stripper. No, no, I mean, I try to act like one at home. That to me is hot. I'm I'm serious. You guys have a guy, you know, that's, I look at couples and I say to myself, you know, a couple that does something like this. And explores the stuff. You guys have like a great relationship that you're willing to try that out. We've been honestly, we really do. We've been together for 20 years. Yeah. And like, I just love him to pieces and doing this is just making everything so much fun. I love that. Hey, well, Lisa, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning. You guys do this? Yes. Okay, so my girlfriend, she likes to call me crystal. When we first started dating, my women's Lisa, when we first started dating, you know, we would call my freak inside crystal. So if I'm not fighting with her often, she would come in like, hey, so with crystal. I love that. That's like, that's awesome. I love that you have to say normally. I mean, if we're not fighting. Yeah. What's going on? Is your name offy? Is it really offy? Yes, it's offy. Offy. Do you guys do this? Yes, we do. So my name is Dream and his name is Stroker, but it's like stroke her. I don't get that first. No explanation. Oh, I'm so excited for this. All right. Hold on. Can you please call Ali and I'll call Chelsea on this line here. We're getting good calls on this one. I wonder if Chelsea would be in this. I wonder which of the wives would be into us. Hello, Charles. Hi, honey. I'm really running like what's that? Okay. Well, listen, I'm going to let you go real quick, but a quick thing. We're talking on our show right now about how therapists say the way that you can keep your marriage lasting longer relationship lasting longer is to come up with alias's alias names in the bedroom, like come up with different names for each other. I would like to know if you would like to explore this tonight. And if so, what name would you like to be called and which name should I be? She already said no, I didn't hear her. You will be called Casper. I really got Casper. Wait a second. Why Casper? Here I go. Oh, no, no, come on. All right. You got to go. I know you got doctor's appointment. All right. I'm so late. Okay. Fine. All right. I'm going to let you go. All right. I guess that's not going to happen for me. Allie, we're trying to keep fun and really go ahead and I'll start talking. What you doing? This is Mike's wife. Getting a key stick for your son. Awesome. Amazing. So I know we're going on a date night tonight. No, sometimes you and I like to walk up to each other during date nights and say like, you really don't have to like talk this up. I know what you're talking about. No, I'm not allowed to choose the name. That's not going to happen. I will choose my own name. Oh, wow. Okay. I don't know. I feel like it has to be something like super like Latina sounding. Oh, God. Mike, I feel like that would be my altar or altar. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, altar ego. What about the the from something from your your spicy books? Are there any names in those? I might have to go through my books now and see. I would like the name for Mike to be Gustav or something like that. I like her. Yeah. It's me, Gustav or come up with some kind of a lot. What's a good Latin name for like a sexy Latin name. Oh, Google, sexiest, sexiest Latin names or sexiest. Just the landscape. Just here to cut some grass. Yes. Yeah. The pool boy. Little sweaty. I need something to drink. Yeah. Oh, glad to see you. Hold on a second. We got him here. I'm starting to second guess. Here you go. Here's the 100. The 100 sexiest girl names. Oh, these are not Latin names. There's just in general. They said it delis the sexiest deal. Yeah. Oh, here's the guys guys. Javier. Javier. Hugo. That's not like that one. Hugo. Mateo. Mateo. Mateo. Dante. Or Felix. Mossimo. And for the women. Alia. Ada. Alexia. Alexia. That would be great. Allie. I love that our song is playing in the back. The song that you dance with are wedding. Allie. Allie. Allie. I'm calling her. Allie. The worst part is I just learned. I'm not going to have to do it. Please take no offense to this. But I just had a hard time catching on to Sebastian's name. So now I'm going to have a hard time because I'm now going to have to figure out what the hell the names are that you guys are going to use when you guys are having sex with each other. You just call me Javier. Javier. Or it's going to confuse me. I'm going to go. What am I going? Hey, Mike. How's Javier doing? By the way, how is Sebastian doing? How's that little cutie pie? He's good. He's sleeping good. He's eating good. It's all he ever done. We need some fresh pictures this weekend on air, Mike, make sure that you post some of those. I'm like. And pictures of Allie, the beautiful Allie. It's gorgeous lady. Gordon. Oh, you didn't call me Javier. I didn't know you were talking to me. Yes. Javier. Oh, you know, I will post that beautiful flower. All right. What's the flowers name, Mike? What's the name you're going to come up with for Allie? I do like, can I steal Amethyst? Because I kind of like the strip or aspect to it. Is there? Oh, my gosh. Is there any way that like we just said earlier before Allie got on the phone with us? You look like you want to be with a person with that name. And that's the worst part. You almost got to let the person come up with their own name. That's what I said. It's leading you down a dangerous path. What about Camila? Oh, that's a beautiful name. Camila. Camila. Yes. I love it. And he's got to be Sean. Wait, hold on. Because you do have a little thing for Sean Mendes, don't you? No, absolutely not. I thought that you had him touch your belly when you were pregnant. Yes. Okay. All right. All right. We'll talk to you guys on Monday about this. Okay. Okay.