Mojo In The Morning
They Burped in Kev's Face
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Mojo in the morning. Have had an incident happen to him. Where at the barber? Is that right? Yes. The barber. What happened? I'm at the barbershop yesterday, preparing myself for today's game. And there comes a part where the barber is doing the razor on my face. He's lining up my beard. And he's getting in real close. He's got his blade all sharp and whatnot. And for some reason, he believes now is the perfect time to burp. And not only does he burp, but it's like the burp came from like the, the bowels or the deaths of his soul, because he let out one of those, like one of those burp breaths. Was it one of those, one of those ones that kind of roll out of his mouth? Yeah. Like, like it was a cartoon and it was like a green gas bubble just flowing out. And I was paralyzed at that moment, like I literally like every nerve in my body just shut down. And I couldn't believe what I was experiencing. It didn't have a smell. So it's not like it reed, but it was just the thought of this hot air bubble blowing across my face like tumbleweed. Guys, you're lucky, by the way, you're lucky. It didn't have a smell. Yeah. I mean, they always do. It's a little bologna or some sort of oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, you shut down at that point. Like that. That's my number one goal. Like we were talking yesterday about the guy, the dirty breath. My, my instinct is to shut down all senses. So I just stop breathing. Do you have a relationship with your barber that is close enough where like, okay, he felt comfortable doing that? I don't think I have a relationship with anybody other than my sister and Josiah that I could like burp in your face and his comfortable. They have to have your same DNA. Yeah. Yeah. That's wild. But did he apologize? No, he just kept on going. Really? And I didn't, I didn't reference it because, you know, you, I want to make sure they're in the best of moods. I came here to them when I'm at the barbershop so they can cater to me. That's amazing. By the way that he didn't apologize for that, you would think that he would be like, Oh, I'm sorry about that. I don't know if the vibes were higher or wet, but yeah, that's it. And it's also unbelievable that it did not smell as Mike would say, like baloney or some other, some other cold cuts. Right? Yes. Someone in here today smells like baloney. It smells like farts in this studio. Does it really? As soon as I walked in, go smell around, walk around, walk around and smell like stand up and walk around. I want to know who it is. If it's me, I want to know. Why? Look at that. You like that. Call it out, smell, smell, smell. I want to know. Get in there. I want to know what it smells. Oh, she didn't say she didn't smell it. Say anything. Get in there. Did KP bring in food? Is it me? I don't think it's you. Get in there. Get it. Get it extra with. No, it's not you. Could it be KP's food? Yeah. KP, what did you eat this morning? Smell KP. Let's see what we got. Did you eat food? It does smell. I did not eat food today. Okay. Maybe if Mark was it before. Wait. Don't blame it on Mark. It's hard. He just walks in. He goes hahaha. Look, everybody farts in the studio. It's like ingrained in the carpet. It's not me because I was the last one in this room today. So, the smell was here before I got here. Yeah. Okay. Is that how it works? Yeah. You don't typically leave smells if you're not there in the first place. Here's... Well, you're... Go ahead. I don't want to get too deep in this. How am I not right? How am I not right? Your smell is a bye-bye their own loss. Yeah. But it's not even lost. It's just like physics. Like... I don't think she's smelling it in the room if you're not in it. I don't think... Did you say you smelled it when you first walked in or did you say you just smelled it? I smelled it when I first walked in but it got stronger when we were having our morning meeting. Interesting. Was everyone here during our morning meeting? Yep. Okay. Okay. Somebody... Here's the deal. You smelled everybody's tops. Let's go. Oh my god. This is the writer of the line. Got it going on. Sometimes I actually... And I will say this. It's not me. Wanna know why? Sometimes my genes that I wear for weeks upon weeks smell like the farts that started weeks upon weeks ago. Oh. See? That's why you... I would recommend going to the bathroom just pulling down your pants and fart. But... Hold that up. Be about today. But... But you don't have fart in your genes. Chelsea, I had to get these genes out of the laundry room because Chelsea had washed them and they were hanging. So they smell April fresh today. I trust your hush. Yes. Yeah. Wait, can we go back to what I said? I was a fight. We need to have a moment there that he pulls his pants down the bar. I have a party for you. Go into a stall or do you do in front of the urinal? I can't do in front of the urinal because if somebody walks in and sees my pants down like a toddler, then I feel like I would get judged. Hold on a second. Voice this guy's this one here. You your barber burped in your face. Bella's chiropractor. What did your chiropractor do? He farted very loudly while he was adjusting and just kept going like it never happened. Really? So he's pushing down or doing the, you know, the, all right, breathe in and then pushes down and it comes right out. Yes. And he was so embarrassed, but he never said anything. We just ignored it and kept going. Are you, are you afraid your chiropractor listens to Mojo in the morning and that's why you're voice this guy's right now? Yeah, because I definitely tell him it's similar to him. Bella, the man knows who he is and knows who you are. He farted right there unless he's the chronic farter chiropractor, you know? Oh, it was funny. Yeah, that's great. How's the back doing? By the way, is everything okay? It's going great. By the way, when you, if you fart or her burp in front of somebody, do you do what I do? For some reason, when I do it, I go right afterwards. Like if I fart, it's like, oh, yeah, well, sorry about that. You know what I mean? It's so embarrassing when that happens, but I don't know if that's just a natural reaction of you're so just unbelievably embarrassed that you have a bodily function that is about to happen to. I have also heard you say, Oh, wow, like you're a person yourself. There are times, I don't know if you guys ever do this, but you guys ever just sit and watch it and just make sure like it was, you know, kind of like you're checking to make sure your colon's okay. You want to smell it a little bit just to make sure that it's all all right. I'm not that old. No, you don't have a bad colon at your age? No, good man. What's up, Sydney? Hi, I was at a concert and we were having a great time and I farted and my friend immediately leaned over and goes, the guy behind us just farted and it smells disgusting. And I could not admit that it was me. And then like two minutes later, again, she was like, bro, I think he's not doing okay. All right, I'm not doing this again. By the way, it's always the fat guy that gets blamed for that. So thank you. Appreciate it. Save on O'Reilly Break Parts Cleaner. Get two cans of O'Reilly Break Parts Cleaner for just $8 valid in store only at O'Reilly Auto Parts. O'Reilly Auto Parts.