Mojo In The Morning
Full Show 07-03-2024
(beeping) - This is the Mojo in the Morning Podcast. Powered by Michigodano Law, Otto-Laccid and Attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. - That's autolaw.com. - This is the Mojo in the Morning Podcast. Powered by Michigodano Law, Otto-Laccid and Attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. - That's autolaw.com. (beeping) - Mojo. - 30. (upbeat music) - Let me take y'all back to the beginning. - This is it. - All righty, ready? - You're listening to Mojo in the Morning. - You're at Doo Doo Hat. (upbeat music) - It's showtime! (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning Show. So yesterday I did go to a Tigers game. It was fun. Ended up getting invited out by Drew from Drew and Mike. Drew Lane invited me and he invited Steve Gubbarov, who's a sponsor of our show, but also a sponsor of the Drew and Mike Podcast. - Oh, I didn't know that. - Yeah, and then Tony Travado was out there too. Got a chance to see Matt Riley, Stoney from the sport station who's on against us here in the morning. He was also at the game, and there's a whole bunch of people, but it was fun. So before we went to the game, I had to go to the bathroom 'cause I was like, oh God, there's nothing worse than having to use a stall at a bathroom. Like I'll pee at a, you know, at a casino, or at a stadium. I won't do a number two there. Like I'll figure out a way to leave early or something. - Yeah. - So I go into the bathroom and I try to use, in our guy's bathrooms, there's two stalls. There's the big stall and the small stall. So the guys on the show know what I'm talking about. I had to use the small stall because somebody was in the big stall. And while I am in the small stall, and I'm quickly just trying to do my business so I can get on the road and get to the game 'cause it was an early start, the person who's in the stall next to me, you could hear grunting excessively loud. And when I mean grunting, I mean, this person was like, it sounded like a woman pushing a baby out or something like that, you know? It sounded like somebody that, you know, was struggling a little bit to do what they were doing. It was like, you know like that? - Yeah. - And they need some Metamucil. - Well, they do, they need the Metamucil cracker. - I prefer the gummies. - Get it at CVS or wherever you like to shop for podcasts. I don't know what, or podcasts. So I get out of the stall, I could do my thing and I go wash my hands. And as I'm washing my hands, I'm like going, you know what, I'm gonna stay here for a second 'cause I wanna find out who the grunter is. - Oh my gosh, you would. - Yeah, who is the person that is, you know, making all this noise? And I waited there for probably about three to four minutes, maybe five, and the person was still inside there. And their grunting went on while I was in the stall, but their grunting stopped as soon as they heard me open up the door 'cause I don't think that they knew I was in the stall at that time. - So I would like to do something by process of elimination. - Kevin, you left at what time yesterday? You had a doctor's appointment. - Yeah, it's kind of early. - Yeah, 30. - It's not Kevin, it's not Tony Trevato because as soon as I got out, he was in his office and he was getting ready to go to the game. So it wasn't, Kevin wasn't Tony. - What about Casey from our sister staff? - Well, that's it. Casey was not to be seen. I didn't see him. - What about Mark McAvitt, our engineer? - Mark, I didn't see him. - I saw Intern Steve in the parking lot. - Oh, Don was here from Sam. - Did Steve leave with you? - I'd pulled off before him. I can't confirm or deny if he came back in, but I saw him headed to him. - Ms. Fitt, Steve, AKA Zack, he was gone. Okay. Don, it might have been Don. I don't know. - Don's little. 'Cause those noises come out of him. - Listen, you never know when you're grunting. - Yeah, in the bathroom echo, so it could be anybody. - I thought he was cool from Sal's. - Cole, all right, could have been Cole. Doug Podell, right? - Was he here? - Doug Podell, who else? Who are the other guys that are here? Um, I'm trying to think. There's a couple. Who's the pro? - Darius is here. - Dr. Darius. Oh, Lester. - You'll call Lester and ask him. He'll be honest with you. - Sean, somebody call Sean, Strife up. And I want to see if Sean, Strife will grunt for me. - You want me to call Lester? Do you have his number? - You call Lester? No, who's the, wait, who's the promo guy that, that he's like the team captain of the promo guys? Steven? - Is that, is that his name? No, not Steven. Who's the, good looking black dude? - T.G. - Yes. It could have been him. - Oh, Don just said it was not me. I was driving the Channel 955 ice cream truck offsite. - I don't buy it. - So he was not here with the time. - I love the dog lessons though. - Yeah. - Hey, Don. - Thank you. - Ice cream and was lactose intolerant. - I mean, it was, I'm not kidding you. I say, by the way, I would like you to do me a favor. Could you do me a favor? Call out the person in your office, but don't call them by their name. Call them by the office blank, whatever the person is. 'Cause now we have the office grunter. This is the, this is the person that. (grunting) - And you can kind of walk around the office too. Like that list that you just made. You could go through and go, yeah, he looks like he would be a grunter. Like through that list, I could give you a couple of grunters in that list. - Yeah. (grunting) - That was, that would be the time of life. - Somebody a grunter, like you look at them, you're like, holy. - It's Shannon, we're on the air. - It's Shannon. - Hi. - Big Les. Les, are you having an issue in the men's bathroom here at the radio station yesterday? - At this station? - Yeah. - No, okay, it wasn't Les. - Les, Lester, do this for me, Lester, can you do this? Just imitate this, go. (grunting) One more time. - One more time. (grunting) - No, no, no, no. Now yours is like an err, it was more like an err. - We love you, Les, go back to sleep. - Regal's Adler, that's what that's saying. - I love you, Les, he's the best. - Thank you. The thing that was interesting about their grunt, their grunt was kind of done in a way that was like, you know how you ever throw like a baseball or something like that, or this is something I never do, but you ever lift weights like really heavy weights and you go, like, you know what I mean? Like, you're lifting heavy weights? That's what it sounds like. - What's up, Alyssa? How you doing? - Good morning, how are you, guys? - Good, who's the person in your office? - I had a nail clipper in my office. - The office nail clipper. - Yes, the office nail clipper and my entire Facebook family knew this person because it was every week on the same day I post about it and they thought that that person got fired when I stopped posting and I said, no, it's 'cause I complained and they made them go into the bathroom to do it instead of at their desk. - So, you would just see nail clippings all over the place from the office nail clipper? - No, I would hear it. - Oh, you would hear the crunched clip from the clip. - Oh, so everyone knew it was happening and it was so gross to know. - Yeah. - It just grossed me out, so I said something. - Yeah, there, yeah, the office nail clipper. - Would you rather the nail clipping or those super long nails, like the creepy long nails? - I would rather hear creepy long nails clicking and it's worse than hear someone flipping their nails and the cubicle over. - How about this? Somebody just texted in and said, can't talk on the air right now because they're right here with us and we're listening but we have the office cubicle farter. (laughing) The person that will fart in their cubes and the problem is if you got enough of them together, you never know, it just goes all over the place. Oh, welcome to the show. Heard weekdays on channel 955 in Detroit. You can pick it up on the iHeart Radio app just after we get off the air. Welcome. The program, what do you, assistant program director, music director and midday host, Sean Strife, everybody. - Hi, Sean. - Good morning. - Good morning. - I did everybody. - Sean, we're trying to figure out who it was that I encountered in the bathroom yesterday. Could you just give me a ah, ah? (laughing) - All right, here we go. (clearing throat) Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. - Do you guys believe about it? - No, I don't think it was Sean. I don't think it was you, Sean. I really know him. - Right, camber. - No. (laughing) Yes, it didn't sound, this was not you, but we're trying to narrow it down. So, okay, I'm crossing you off the list here, right now. Lester's off the list. - Was it more out to him? - I'm a silent, I'm a silent pooper, most of you. (laughing) - I can't figure it out. - The more stories I make is when I forget that silence my phone, you can hear my TikTok video on my phone. (laughing) - By the way, do you ever feel like out of weird when somebody else is in there and you're watching something? (laughing) - It's super loud. - Yeah. - You guys don't take like headphones with you? - Yeah. - Everyone knows people watch TikTok on the toilet, and for some reason it still appears weird when people know you're in there doing it. - The problem is for me, I would wear the AirPods, but the problem is I'm afraid that they'll be knocking on the door, and I won't hear them, you know? - One AirPods in, one AirPods out. Say in your own little world. (laughing) - Thank you, Sean. Appreciate it, buddy. - Yeah, you got it. - We'll see you later. I love your show, man. All right, okay, so it wasn't him. All right, we'll narrow it down, and before the end of the show, we will figure out exactly who it is. Who is the iHeartRadio Detroit Office Grunter? (upbeat music) - The competition recently asked us if we would please cancel the Mojo in the morning show on Channel 955. - We, of course, said no, but at least they said please. - Channel 955. - Mojo in the morning. So Kev, Josiah's doing something that you are not altogether approving of. Josiah is a good young man. I can't see him doing anything wrong. - Yeah, and I mean, some people who are not children also, I feel like, do this, and they may not see if something's wrong, but I want to stop it now so that it doesn't continue. Josiah is a chronic free baller. (laughing) - He is of a lifestyle to where he does not want underwear as a part of it. And I think it started a couple of weeks ago where he got done in a shower and he has his clothes in his shower, and I don't think I saw underwear. So I'm like, "Do you have any underwear?" I'm like, "Oh, see you out here, free balling?" And the look on his face, when I say a free balling was like, it was Christmas morning. And he just saw his favorite gift. It was the look of like a light bulb when it's hit. And now I think it's just the term of free balling. Now he's just free balling all the time. Like, he's free balling going to the movies. It was last Wednesday or last Saturday, we had to go to therapy, and I literally had to say, "Do you have draws on him?" And he's like, "Oh." And turn around, it has to go put draws on. Like, you can't just go everywhere with no underwear. - Why can't he be free balling? - No, no, you can't do that. - Why, what's wrong with that? - First off, free balling in jeans is never a good idea. - No, it's dangerous. - It's dangerous. But if he's wearing swats or he's wearing a pair of shorts, let him free ball. - No, I feel like you have underwear on for a reason. All he needs to do is get pants at once on, and it'll ruin his entire life for all the cash. - Or make it. (laughing) - Come on. - He's a star for our legends. - No, he's 11. He can't be a 11-year-old. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Are there any listeners that are free ballers that would like to tell Cav that this is a horrible thing to stop his son from doing? There's nothing wrong with this. - Mojo, when's the last time you went outside with no draws on him? - First off, I have Lulu Lemon shorts that I wear, and I do not wear underwear with my Lulu Lemon shorts. - Where are you going in these shorts? - But don't a lot of them have-- - I'm walking around the house or in the neighborhood or going on walks. - I wear 'em. - So you don't go to actual establish, like you're not going to golfing or you're not going to dinner. - No, and I know what Shannon you're gonna ask. You're gonna ask about the liner, right? - Yeah. - I don't buy those. - Oh, you don't? - They don't all have 'em. - They're like wearing tighty whiteies. I cannot do the liners on the inside of 'em. My privates feel so trapped in them. - You know what's funny is Wes wears boxer briefs to the gym, and if he's wearing the long Lulu pants or whatever, he does not wear underwear with jeans. - With jeans? - I don't understand how that is comfortable. - He's got an off-road-- - I don't understand. - All it takes is one pinch, and you'll never do it again. - Not even the pinching part, the chafing. - The jean itself. - It has to be raw. (laughing) - I don't know, you see it, and it's not. It's fine, it's great, but how does that not hurt you? - I think-- - He's probably really excited that I just disclosed that, but I'm always in awe. - I think it's not as bad as you think. By the way, jeans are soft like cotton nowadays. - They're not, but I don't know why you're buying cheap jeans. - But you wear underwear with, like for example, you're the soft Lulu, but I don't understand. - The only thing that you gotta make sure, though, is if you are a free ball and like he's doing, you can't keep wearing the same shorts over and over again, 'cause you got a dirty butt, but what's up, Bree? How you doing? - Hey, how are you guys? - Good, we're talking about Kaz's son who likes to free ball. - Yeah, so does my 13-year-old, and he does not understand why he cannot wear underwear, 'cause I don't, but I mean, I don't think he doesn't know that. - Oh, you don't wear underwear? - Oh, right. - No, I don't, I usually wear leggings. I'm not a jean girl, I have jeans on today, so for once this week, I have underwear on, but my 13-year-old, he was wearing shorts, and I was like, "Dude, do you not have underwear on?" He's like, "No, why?" I said, "You went to school." - Why? - Like, you have to wear those, and he didn't care. He's like, "I was running late." And I was like, "You're 13, like how are you running late?" - I just don't understand it. - You don't wear underwear with your leggings? - No, don't you get camel toe? - Yeah. - Are like veggies, vagina wedges? - Veiges. - Veiges. - No, no. - Veiges. - I mean, I have a, I have a really big ass, so that, I'm like, "No, this should make it worse." - Yeah. - I'm kind of in awe of that. - Carrie, what's up? - My husband doesn't wear underwear under anything. The only time he ever wears underwear is when he'll throw on a pair of boxers when he's landing around the house. But this man could be wearing a suit with nothing on it. - What? - What is going on? - Is he just not, is he not an underwear guy? 'Cause I, I stopped wearing underwear for a little bit until I found Tommy John. (laughing) - I've been asking for, I don't know, six years, and the guy's never put on a pair of underwear underneath his pants. I don't know. - Interesting. Jody, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning. How are ya? Hi, Jody. - Yeah? - What's happening? - Okay. Oh, not much. I just wanted to share a little story. - Yeah. - My son was six, and he had a pair of jeans that were like the softer material. So he decided to not wear underwear. And when he was at school, he zipped his junk up in his pants, and his teacher had to come in there. - No. - And help. - No, no. - Oh, no. - I couldn't say something out of three. - Wow. (laughing) - He got his junk, caught in his zipper. - Yes, zip in it, yes. - You know what's funny is, I have a lot of respect for teachers. Can you imagine a teacher having to like pull out some kids' privates from the zipper? - It's not in my job description. - No, no. - And if I'm not a kid, that's my life now. I'm not going to my teacher yet. - Yeah, okay. - That's my life. That's just how it's gonna be. I'm not telling my teacher to grab that. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh my God. - Yeah, no, I was embarrassed for him, and then we had to go to urgent care, and he gave him a ball band. (laughing) - Wait, what? - That was like a high group feel what? (laughing) - Ball bandage. - A ball bandage. - It's a chill bandage. - 'Cause it like feels around your junk. (laughing) - Oh my God. - I did not know they have things called ball bandages. - It was pretty funny. - I know they have bandages that are little tiny ones, you know, like butterfly, yeah. I didn't know they had ball bandages. - Something like that. - There's a saying on the bandage box. I don't know. - I don't know, it's actually a thing. - What were you saying, Megan? Something's wrong? - I just don't want to learn. - It was pretty funny. (laughing) - Sierra, you stopped wearing underwear, too. You're not wearing underwear. - No, I do not wear underwear. (laughing) I find it so uncomfortable. - I just, I stopped wearing it about two years ago. - Yeah, I think that's fine, right? You know, you feel more comfortable doing it? - Yeah, I think that. - Well, that, and I just, my bottom part, my butt got a little too big and I refused to buy new underwear. - It rides up your-- - I love this, yeah. - Yeah, and my husband, he doesn't wear it. The 12 years I've known him, he has never worn underwear, sweatpants, shorts. - Think about how much less laundry you're doing, right? - Oh, amen to that. (laughing) - And these guys asked about camel toe to that last collar. Do you have, get camel toe every now and again or no? - I do not, no. - Okay. Stephanie said that she threatened to punish her child who doesn't wear underwear. Is that right? - Yes, she's 11 also, and he's been doing this for a couple of years. But when he's at school, his pants ride down because he's kind of a honking chonker. He's got a big, so he walked around like a pomerol day and the school has set stuff to us. So every day we ask him and like we tell him his dad's gonna help him get ready every day. We've threatened punishment, we showed him the opening scenes of there's something about Mary. - Yes, the beans and fries. - I don't like that, it does not work. Like, every day we have to say, do you don't know where on? My daughters are like, do you have underwear on? They're older. And he's like, no. (laughing) - That's funny. Angie has a description for people that don't wear underwear and they're free balling like a cap son, Josiah. What is that? - Angie. - My gynecologist told me it was like an oven. You have to open the door every now and then. - That is all around. - I do have to air it out. - Yes. - So not wearing underwear is actually not a bad thing, right? - Correct. - I'd like to beg maybe. - So, I mean, we wear bonnets today. Let's all go command them, why not? - I just learned that sometimes I don't trust doctors. - Wait, hold on, I'm gonna ask Angie, Angie. - We're just doctors. - Is the oven open for you today? - Every day. (screaming) - We like balls. I mean, baseballs, tennis balls, soccer balls, any kind of balls. (screaming) - It's Mojo in the morning. (screaming) Mojo in the morning show, Mojo, Shannon, Megan, Mike have KP and Lydia. It's kind of nice to hear that Megan's having this happen to her, not that I wish upon anything bad to anybody, but it's nice from somebody that will make fun of boomers so often for her to say that she now is starting to feel like one. - What do I think fun about it 'cause of the boomers, huh? - Huh? - What do I think fun about them? (laughing) - They deserve everything they get. (laughing) - If they're gonna talk down to me, I'm gonna talk down to them. But now I feel like Karma is biting me in the ass because of it. I mean, you are right. I think that's gonna be the phrase of the day is you are right and Mojo, the second time for you during one of my topics, you are right. I definitely deserve what is happening to me. It is, I wouldn't say instant Karma 'cause I do feel like this has been coming for quite a while, but I am in this very frustrating phase of my life and I say phase because it seems to be haunting me everywhere I go, but it (laughing) all of my technology is breaking around me and I'm too embarrassed to ask for help and come off like a boomer. So essentially I'm just not fixing anything and living my most miserable life currently. - Really? Like what's breaking on you that you can't figure out? - So couldn't tell you why, but for some reason my primary bedroom and house is the only one above 80 degrees while the rest of my house, the AC is working and it is below 70 degrees and I can't seem to fix it. I've tried Googling it like four times. I refuse to call somebody out to fix it because I feel like this is something I should do myself but I haven't been able to find the solution. So I just sweat all of the time now. My personal favorite is my phone won't connect to my Bluetooth and my car anymore and I'm not kidding you. It drives me irrationally angry. Like sometimes I feel like I am the, it's my villain origin story. The fact that my phone won't connect to my Bluetooth and I can't figure it out and I spent, I am not kidding you two and a half hours deep diving and on the internet unplugging my car battery and got to the point where I refuse to schedule an appointment at a dealership to try to fix it because that is absolutely embarrassing. - Do you think it's your phone or do you think it's your car? - It's absolutely my car because I did have to go to the Apple store and it's not my phone. It is my car and I refuse, I absolutely refuse to go to the mechanic over a Bluetooth not connecting my phone. I can't stand the judgment. I cannot, no, no, no, that is absolutely embarrassing. - Is your clock still blinking 12 or what is it? Is that one of those two? You can't remember that when you'd go over to your grandma's house and your grandma's house would have, the VCR would have the clock on it and it would always blink 12 because grandma couldn't figure out how to set the time. - Or the oven? - Or the oven is another one too, where you can't figure, which by the way, you think that nowadays everything would be so easy to do. Sometimes in your car it's not. Like my car, thank God, is a newer Tahoe but the older Tahoe, it wasn't like automatic where the time would switch when it would go daylight savings time and you would set the whole thing and it'd be great and then you'd go, okay, great, I set it and then go back and look and it's like still the same time and it would annoy the crap out of you and it was, you didn't press set, you know, save or whatever it was at that particular time. - Megan, are you usually like the tech genius though when it comes to the stuff or no? - No, no, I'm absolutely not. But it does drive me nuts when my dad can't figure out the printer and I'm like, I don't know, just Google it. And now it's gotten to the point where I've Googled it and I can't figure out the answer and I refuse to ask for help because I have been so just not helpful to other people in the past that I can't ask for help. - Somebody needs to explain something to me. Are printers like iPhones where after a certain time they just break on you so that you have to buy a new one, I can never get in people are like, why do you need a printer? Well, there are times where you need to print stuff. And there are, which by the way, there are times, I even had this week, I don't even know why this was, I had to do something with the state for breaking and entering Christmas wish and they asked me to fax. I go, what? - No, no, no! - I'll page you later too. - I said, put Gretchen Whitmer on the phone. There's no, put her on the fax. I'm telling you, but no, they did. They asked me to fax something. But a printer is interesting. I have bought more printers for our house, for my children in school and stuff. Every GD printer in that house, last six months in a day. And then it doesn't work anymore. And you cannot get it to wirelessly print crap. - Right. - You know? - Yes, I totally know. - I feel like a boomer too. - And always the instruction is, did you try restarting it? Have you tried to restart it? - No, no, okay, okay, fun fact. When it comes to my Bluetooth and my car, I can't even figure out how to restart it. 'Cause everybody says that it's the computer issue in my car. And I can find it for the updated model of my sound system, but I cannot find it for the current model of my sound system. So it's saying, hold down these two buttons and it'll reset. I don't have the two buttons. I don't have the buttons. - The best thing ever though is YouTube. When people started just YouTube-ing it. And then there was one guy that would do, I think it was for the printer that I saw this. He goes, and if you have this printer, just turn this YouTube off and get another one. 'Cause he actually said it was so bad. Emily, what's going on? - Good morning. How are you guys? - Good morning. - We're doing good. - I'm frustrated. (laughing) - Megan, the Bluetooth in your car. I just went through this last week. I don't know how to do it, but I drive a Ford and I had to do a hard reset on the software. My husband did it. I want to say he looked it up online, but it worked. And I haven't had any problems since. I know you don't want to go to the dealership, but maybe call them. Maybe if you have a friend that works for the, whoever makes the model of your car. - She basically flirts with the gabara all the time. Why can't he do this for you? - 'Cause I don't want to admit to him that I can't figure it out, it's embarrassing. - Oh geez. Come on, he won't rub it in. He'll just make you have to go sit. He'll make you sit through another boring dinner with him to do this thing. Is it worth a boring dinner with Steve Gabara to get your clock fixed or whatever you need fixed? Or your Bluetooth fixed. What's going on, Mo? - Hey, how are you? - Good, what's happening? - I just wanted to let her know that, okay, when she disconnected the battery, did she put the positive terminal and the negative terminal together? - I don't know. (laughing) Okay, am I on the radio right now? - Yeah. - What are you calling it? - Oh wow, wow, wow, wow, happy birthday. - Okay, so next time-- - Wait, have to record this. Do you know how to do that? Do we need to teach you how to do that? Okay. - Okay, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna take the battery heads off, and as she takes the battery heads off, she gets a zip tie. And with a zip tie, she's gonna want to-- - If you got it, by the way, if you gotta use zip ties, then there's something wrong. Why are you using zip ties? - Okay, so I'll explain it to you. When you take off positive and negative, you need to take off positive and negative. They're gonna reset the computer in the vehicle. - Yes. - Okay, now as she disconnects positive and negative, when she does that-- - What the hell are you talking about? - She needs positive and negative, she got to make those touch. - No, he's trying to kill me. No, he's trying to kill me. This little electric hit me, I'm not that dumb, I'm dumb, but like-- - This is for her. - Yeah, this sounds like Bluetooth fluid. - By the way, Mike, he sounds like a mo, doesn't he? - Yes. - He sounds like, yes. - The number one they teach you not to do when you jump a car, don't touch your cables, don't do positive and negative. You're literally trying to kill me, this is crying. - Oh, what city are you in? - Let me guess, Warren, are you in Warren? - No, I'm in Nova. - Nova, okay. - All right, can you just come to the studio or down the street and just fix this for her? - Yeah, I will. So listen, um-- - All right. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, no. - Did you get hurt though? - All right, we'll talk to you. Thank you, Mo, I appreciate it. All right, we'll be, we got-- - I just want to know what I did to him that he thought the best solution is trying to kill me. - Okay, by the way, the zip ties are to kidnap you, I don't know. - It is Mojo in the morning show. Shannon had a thing happen to her that honestly, I think she's way too honest about it. I think she should have done what 99.9% of people were gonna do and just be quiet. - Let's call it my big fat paycheck. 'Cause normally my paycheck is not a big fat paycheck. And so you know how when you know it's payday and you're like, ooh, we got paid today. So like I went to check what the current balance was in my checking account because we had just gotten paid. And I know what I normally get paid, you know, about. And so I check my account and I realize I'm checking on my phone. I realize I have a ton of money in it. Like it's not a normal amount of money has been deposited from iHeartMedia, okay? My paycheck from the radio station was absolutely astronomical. And so you saw me come in and I said to you, I was like, something happened. So I get onto this little app that we have to see our paycheck stubs because I'm like, something is weird here. And I see that there is some sort of bonus on my paycheck that I know definitely did not belong to me. - Like how much more are we talking like double more? - Oh, we are talking about, let me do the math of what I normally get. Like percentage, I'm not gonna get too, you know, personal with you, but like percentage-wise. - We're talking about eight times more than I know. - Eight times more, you got a multiple check. (laughing) - Okay, honestly. - Yeah, the wrong one, I'd pass it over to me, I'll tell you that. - So I know it's not my money. And- - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. - It's in your account. - It's not. And so I emailed our bosses, Tony and Colleen, and I'm like, I think I even said in my email, I really wish this was what my paycheck looked like on a normal basis, but it does not. - But how do you know that it wasn't like Bob Pittman's way of saying we had a great year? - Well, it was under the performance bonus category, which I have never gotten anything in that category. We get ratings bonuses, everyone's in a great while. Not gonna win, I hope we get one of those too. But this was nothing I had ever seen before. And so I'm like, I know this was not meant for me, but secretly I'm like, but please God, let it be for me. It was not for me. - Can I tell you- - But they figured out what happened. She was like, I emailed everybody. It's taken care of. And the first thing I said was, I'm so disappointed in you. - I know, there's a way, no way. This is the one time when you say, I'm not a Christian. - No, that's the problem with that. - Here's the problem with that. Because then down the line, well, one, I would feel, honestly, I would feel super guilty, but two down the line, it gets discovered, and then you have to pay back that money. - One money. - And that's like a big pain in the butt. Do you know what I mean? Which now I have to pay back. Anyway, nobody's contacted me with how to do this. - What did you find out? Who's mistake was it? - It was payroll, whoever does our payroll, which I don't know who that is, and the bonus was legit for somebody who has a very similar name to me in the company. - Kidding me. So some other Shannon was supposed to get this much money. We'll find out who the hell that Shannon is. What she does, and let's find out how we can do it. - We need her to be our new consultant. - Look, it is not your responsibility. And look, shout out to you for, I'm not knocking you for doing what you did. - I am. - Wouldn't have been me though. But what I'm saying is it's not your responsibility to solve someone else's error. And once it became a problem, a few things will happen. Either you're gonna put me on a payment plan to pay a bank, or we can figure out a way to take some money out of my bi-weekly paycheck. - So I don't know what I have to do now. - After you invest that money in crypto. - And I'll bring it. - And I'll bring it on. - I'll bring it on. - I'll bring it on. - Blessings come in all sizes. And it's not my question to ask where the blessing came from. - Exactly, but then when you have to pay that blessing back a couple months later, and you're like, "Oh, shoot." - Has anybody ever gotten something like this, 844-Mojo Live, 844-665-6548, where money was falling from heaven, right into your lap, or into the I-Hard payroll account. What's going on, Morgan? How you doing? - Good, how are you? - We're doing good. Shannon's rich, and she's buying us breakfast. Guess what we're getting this morning? We're getting first watch on Doordad. - Hey, baby! Double dash of charge. (laughing) - Here's her. What's up, Morgan? - So about six months ago, my grandpa had $34,000, randomly deposited into his bank account. And he has called the bank multiple times, and they won't take it back. - So he currently still has that money. - Yeah, grabs? - Hell yeah. - You know what, grandpa could die. And he, you know what, let him live his life. If I was grandpa, you know what, I would go buy with that. - What? - Viagra. (laughing) - Well, but you're looking at this? - Lots of it. - You look at it in the right way. This is Morgan's inheritance. - Yeah, you tell grandpa to call me, and I'll help him spend that money. I love old people. - All right, I'll let him know. - Thank you. German, I was gonna call you Germany. Jeremy, what's going on, Jeremy? - Hi. So, a couple of years ago, my salary changed, and what I was supposed to, 'cause I went to a higher commission plan, and I did not realize that my salary never changed, so I got paid an extra 10 grand for the year, and did not say it worked. - That's right. - I made it, they didn't say, "Oh, we made a mistake," and they took it back? - They didn't notice. - No one ever said a single thing to me. - Buddy, what are you doing tonight? - David, my penny? - Not taking any of us out. - Do you think they would notice if I didn't take it? - No, absolutely not. - Honestly. - I think that it would have taken them probably a week or two weeks of you trying to track you down, but I agree with Cav, I think by the time that they do track it down, they probably can pull the money out, but if you got nothing in there, what I would do is I'd empty my account out, put it all into it. - It's still in there. - I'd put it all into another account, or actually what you should do is, and this is actually an interesting thing, tell me if this is illegal, you got a bunch of money there right now, invest it for like a week, and something that you know could go up in a week, and then dump the, you got a risk that it could go down, but you might have the ability to go out and buy something, and then have it turn some money for you. Make money on their money. Bob Pittman would do the same to us. - Talk about it. - Ben, you want to be voices guys? - I make him pull that money on you. - Yeah, I work at one of the three casinos in the city, and my last name was the same as my boss's last name, and I got his salary for about a year and a half till they found out. - Oh, shot, shot, shot, and-- - And did you, when they figured it out, did you have to pay back? - Uh, yeah, I just pleaded stupid to you like, well, I don't know, I don't look at my jack, I just spend the money, and then they made payment plans. - Wow, so how much money was that boss making more than you? - Oh, it was probably over $15. - Man. - One hour, boy. - $15 an hour, more, that's a lot of years. - That's a lot of years. - That's considerable, right? - Yeah, for a year and a half. - Yeah, for me it was. - Yeah. - That's crazy. (laughing) - I'm like, there's this thing, it's not mine. - Yeah, exactly. - Do you walk by that boss all the time and say, "Bitch better have my money." (laughing) - He got fired. - Oh, he did. - Wait a second, even after the fact he got fired, he was done. - He got fired by two other three casinos. (laughing) - Oh my goodness, wow. Well, thank you for the call, we appreciate it. Take care of yourself. - All right. - It's Mojo in the morning. - It's time to meet. - All right, bye. - Sweet. - Five lives to tell your mom. - Ashley. - Hello. - Five lives to tell your mom. Guys going on a cruise together, huh? - Yes, we are. - Man, where are you guys cruising? What part of the world? - It's either the Eastern or Western Caribbean, so we're going to like the Bahamas and Grand Turk. So it'll be fun. - I like it. Is family vacation? - Yep, so we're going with my dad and my fiance as well for my mom's birthday. - All right, we're gonna make mom feel like this vacation may not happen and there might be some issues. - Okay. - Five lives to tell your mom, lie number one, you're gonna say, "Mom, I just got an email from the cruise line." Lie number two. - Say, "The air conditioning stopped working again." - Lie number three. - We can still go on for the stationary cruise though. - Lie number four, the boat won't leave the dock. Then lie number, by the way, this is the bobble-o boat. And lie number five. - Say, they'll make the boat feel like it's moving when it's not. - Oh. - Okay. - This is fun. This is like a ride at Disney or something here. We're gonna call mom and have some fun with her for five lives. - Okay. (phone beeping) - Hello? Hey, what? Oh, I just got an email from the cruise. What? It said that the air stopped working again. - Are you kidding me? - Yeah, and I guess the boat's not going to leave the port now. - So what do we do? - Well, they're offering to do like a stationary cruise, I guess, where the boat is still on the dock so that it can be connected to generators so that the air works. - I don't know. - Yeah, but I guess that they make it feel like you're like still on the cruise. Like they have wind going to make it seem like you're like sailing and I guess they blow like sun through so that you think that you're like in the Turks and Caicos still. Or they put us any money back? I don't know. They didn't say anything about money. I mean, do you still want to go on it if the boat doesn't move? - Well, my airfare and the nothing's refundable. - Yeah, I guess we can still use the drink package on it. - I call (beep) - All right. Are you, is this actually what (beep) - Yes, it might not be bad if they, you know, make it feel feel like you're moving. - I can't (beep) believe this. - Yeah, I don't know. - The fort again in my life. - Yeah, I mean, do you think that I'm making this up? - A stationary crew, really? One that doesn't move, but they hit blow fans and make it smell like you're in the Turks and Caicos? - I just put on that group. Has anyone received an email? Some (beep) thing, the ship is no air will be stationary. - Yeah, maybe somebody will write back to you on there. All right, I'll call them, bye. - Sorry. - Bye. - Bye. - Let's call her back real quick. - Where's she called? - Hold on. (phone ringing) - Hello. - Vicki (beep) - Yeah? - Hi, I just called your daughter on the other line. How you doing? - Good, how are you? - Good, this is Bob. I'm from (beep) cruise lines. - Yep. - Yeah, your daughter had called to talk about your guys' cruise, your pending cruise that you're going on? - Right. - We're having an issue with the ship. Some issues with keeping the air on while the boat is sailing. - Is this a joke? - No, it's not. It's, I know it's, this is tough for you guys planning a family vacation and this happens, but we're willing to give you a refund. We can't refund, obviously, your airline tickets, that's on you. - Yeah, and my scooter and my drink package and... - Yeah, but with the drink package, we'll be able to double your drink package. We'll give you the premium alcohols. - I cannot believe this. - What are you celebrating? - My birthday. - Oh, happy birthday. How, if you don't mind me asking, what are we celebrating? What number? - 60. - Oh, 60th birthday sitting at Port, would be a lot better than hanging out in Lincoln Park, Michigan. I've been there before. (laughing) - Ah, I can't believe this. - Yeah. We'll still do all the normal stuff too, you know? Konga lines and play the escape pina colada song. - But I mean, this has been going on for a while. I belong to the Facebook group. How come it can't be sex? - Well, you know what? There's some issues with it. It's been hot. It's been a hot summer. I don't know if you've noticed this. There's a little bit of global warming going on right now. - Mm-hmm. - How about we give you a little extra spin through the buffet line at midnight. They have those late night buffets. - No. - Listen, nobody goes on a cruise to actually see what the islands look like. They go on the cruise to drink their faces and eat their faces off. - I don't know. What are other people doing? - I don't know. Let me, you know what? Let me, I got some people on the phone line here. I'm at a conference a couple of people in, okay? (whooshing) This, hi, nice lady Shannon here. Shannon, you're going on the cruise. You agreed to go. I've got on the phone with us Vicky and Ashley from Southgate and Lincoln Park, Michigan. - Oh, hello. - Will you tell them how excited you are to go on this cruise? - Yeah, actually, I'm really excited. I don't know how to swim anyway. So this is, this makes me feel a lot more comfortable and I'm gonna make the best of it. - Fantastic. - Yeah. - See what I mean, Vicky? - I know, but I'm not gonna be eating that midnight. You know, one of the reasons why I'm going on this cruise is to go to the other port. I mean, and they have fun and they're on the cruise set, but... - Oh, we'll have fun, Vicky. You can come to my room instead of going to the other ports. - Why? - You can scoot on over to my room instead of going to the other ports. - Oh, I don't think these guys even realize. Vicky and Ashley, you don't understand, this is the swingers' cruise. - Right. (laughing) - You're poor mom. - Not really very good. - Not real. - Yeah, let's call it. (phone ringing) - How do we end up there? - Your mom reminds me of Aunt Pat. - Aunt Pat! - No whole time! - Unless they ask going, this woman is not even, this woman won't even be happy in Turks and Cade, guys. - Oh my God, it's Aunt Pat. - You know that on this cruise, your mom's gonna still be miserable because she's-- - Oh yeah, she's gonna still be upset. (laughing) - Hello? - Hello. - Vicky. - This is a joke. - Vicky. - I didn't sign up for no swinger cruise. And I've already asked other people, they get that hurt at this. I'm calling (beep) right now. - What did you do? Did you text them and say, did you hear about the swingers' cruise? - No, I mean, it's not funny, I don't know who you are. - Vicky, we're here to wish you an early, happy 60th birthday from your daughter, Ashley. This is the Mojo in the morning show. - Oh my God, I'm, you know what, Mojo? I cannot see his dead meat. - Vicky. - No, I didn't get a heart attack, I'm crying. - Vicky, you are not crying. - Vicky. - Yes, I am. - Oh, Vicky. - Oh my God. (audience groans) - Ashley, you ass (beep) - I can make us do that. - Now I didn't help you people on Facebook as a joke. (laughing) I think they're going to be very happy to find out that the cruise isn't going to be stationary and full of swingers. - I was thinking about me because of the pineapple shirt. (laughing) - You know what, the only thing that's going to be swinging is my sister on Ashley. (laughing) - Vicky, happy early birthday. - Thank you, Mojo, it's Hannah, everybody. - Oh, you're welcome. - Yes, listen, now you're going to have fun on this cruise and the air is going to work. Well, at least we think. - Hopefully we didn't jinx you. (laughing) - And now I got to explain all these people on Facebook. (laughing) - Oh, my God, all right. - Vicky, we're going to give you a prize for being on Five Lies To Tell Your Mom. (audience cheering) - Thank you. - Oh, thank you. - It's Mojo in the morning. (upbeat music) - Five Lies To Tell Your Mom. (upbeat music) - Mojo in the morning. So, Shannon, she thought that you had plastic surgery. And interestingly enough, she actually asked you about it. Usually that's something that people won't ask you about, right? - I actually kind of love, like, if I don't know, I don't mind that curiosity, but this was funny and not funny for her. She was absolutely mortified. So, if you've been listening to the show recently, I had a cancer scare. Doctors actually thought I had lymphoma. And so this went on for like months and months and I finally had a surgery, like a month or two ago, to remove some lymph nodes in my left armpit. Okay, so I had this lymph node excision. I have a scar in my left armpit that has actually gotten so much better since I had the surgery. But it's still noticeable, like today, if I'm wearing a tank top and I lift up my arm, especially you can see it, or you could see it, like from the side. So, over the weekend, I was at the playground with the kids, and this mom that I know came up to me, and she said, I have been meaning to ask you, and actually with what you're wearing today, it reminded me, did you have that surgery where they sucked out your armpit fat? Because I really want to get that done, and I want to know if it really works. I love that that's a thing. I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, but the look on her face, when I was like, oh, I actually had a cancer scare, and so that's far from a surgery to get it all out. Poor thing, she was so-- Come on, don't you love it? So more of it, oh, I thought it was hysterical. She's still texting me apologies. As of last night, I was still getting apologies from her. That's like-- Isn't that great? Well, I think that the-- By the way, thankfully, I do not have cancer, that if you didn't hear that. But, yeah, it was like the color drained from her face. Did you let her linger for a second? No, that was from a cancer scare. Like, let's let her linger, and then just look as I go. She was like, oh, my God, I thought you had that done, and she's like, and I noticed that a couple of weeks ago, you had a bandage under there, when the kids were at baseball, I'm like, it's okay, but I didn't have this. That is as bad, by the way, as the person that walks up to somebody and says, oh, when did your baby do, you know, or something like that? Or, yeah, does that only? And they're not pregnant. But here's the thing, people will ask questions sometimes, and I don't know if this just happened to you. People will ask questions sometimes that you're like, I cannot believe that they just asked that. And I get called out all the time for the fact that I ask the inappropriate, and I do it only on the radio. I don't usually try to do it, you know, in public, or in a radio setting in the radio. - Well, even yesterday at the start of the show, you said, did you have your lips done? - Yeah, I thought-- - And I'm like, I don't get filler. - I thought she had-- - I had a lip flip a couple of weeks ago with us, not filler. - She walked in here, she had these, yeah, you know, big old ginormous lips going. - I was like, that's called allergies. My whole face is swallowing lips. Girl, now you like, oh no, I really never know. - Tell us the truth. - Nope, I put on some lip gloss, and I was biting them up for everything. - Oh gosh, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. - I don't see. - Call Lindsay at Muse and ask her what I've had done. I get a lip flip, like every four or five months. - I get lip filler 10 out of 10 would recommend. - Yeah, I'm too scared to get filler. - Really? - Yeah. - You're not telling us the truth? - No, I swear to God I know. - I'll tell you everything I get. I get laser hair removal, I sit on a chair to help me not pee, so it tightens my vagina. I get Botox in my forehead, crow's feet, and on the top of my lips, so like right under my nose, but I don't get filler. - Okay, is that it? - I'm teeth whitening. I'm really still thinking about getting a boob job, but I can't decide if I want to or not. - What do you wanna do? - What do you wanna do? - Like I want to be like a bee cop. - Really? - Yes. - You should do it. - By the way, K.P. just coming in. - So don't ever say that I won't tell when I have a gun. - I think K.P. has got something really important to come in and talk to us about. - She brings in a free smoothie from Freshy. - I'm so excited to meet you guys. - That's amazing. - I know. - We're in the midst of a-- - I've heard that you were thinking about getting a boob job, and I was even more excited. - Don't ask lambs. - She actually already-- - But a lot of people are having their boobs removed. - She already had a boob job, so she just doesn't want anybody to know about it. - Yeah, right. My boobs are like inverted. - What does it say about boob jobs? - Reversible, duet, and if you don't like it, get it undone. - Honestly, I would do investigating on that before you do it. - Because of the-- - Which I've thought about these really 15 years, okay. - There's a lot of people that get the boob jobs, and then they get, they run across-- - They plan illness. - They run care, yeah, that's something that's a real deal. - I don't know. - Ally, what's going on? - Hi, how are you guys? - Good, were you calling up to ask Shannon about where she gets her lip filler? - I don't get filler! - No, no, not exactly. I was actually calling about the scar comment. I recently had a complete neck dissection for a thyroidectomy, 'cause I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer, so I have an incision that goes from my left ear to almost my right ear, and at the gas station one day, the attendant told me he liked my necklace. - Oh, geez, oh my gosh. - Did you still have a little more to recon neck tied? (laughing) - That's a great answer. - But that was, he obviously just, he probably felt like crap didn't afterwards. - Yeah, he realized what it was before he even finished the word necklace, and he felt awful, but we both have a pretty good laugh. I have pretty dark humor, so I thought it was very funny. - Oh, yep, yep, yep. I used to ask this question all the time of people, like, can you ask, hey, where'd you get that scar? Because there are times where you'll see somebody, instead of just saying, hey, you know, like how in Shannon's, did you get that certain thing? I was like, hey, tell me where you got that scar? Yeah, you wanna ask that question? Well, here's the reason why, 'cause you're coming right out and just-- - Instead of staring. - Yeah, you're coming right out and saying that to them, and actually, somebody told me that they thought that it was, you know, if it's done tastefully, if it's like, hey, you know, I never heard, you know, how'd you get that scar? - So I actually didn't know, though, that could be somebody's worst nightmare, and then we were living at, like, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, really? - Yeah, that's an interesting question, because I teach my kids, especially when it comes to kids with disabilities, though, if you are curious, let's ask, let's ask about it, so we can learn more instead of just staring, and hope, Sovereign, who you know, Mojo, and Nancy, her fabulous mom, said, she always appreciates it when people just ask, and they can share their story instead of just staring. - Yeah, they're great people, they, yeah. Well, listen, I will say this, I had open heart surgery, so I have a scar on my chest from when they opened me up. The only problem with my scar is that they went a little crooked. Like, kind of like, either that or my mantees are a little pushing into the side. - Do you not grow hair, like, to cover it? - I know, I do. - No hair, can I say? - Yeah, I kind of go over it. - Do I actually see it? - Yeah, I've had my scar, too, and I've had it since I was essentially born, and kids used to ask me about it. - It looks like zits right now, but that's how it is. - Wait, Megan, do you have a stomach thing? - Yeah, and kids used to ask me about it all the time, and they messed up my scar, and it's like, the thing I am probably most self-conscious about, like, don't, don't ask, don't say what it was, like, I absolutely hate it. It's so ugly, it's, I hate it, you hate it, you hate it. - I never knew you had stomach surgery. - Mm-hmm, I was like two weeks or two old? - Oh, so when you're a baby, okay. Megan, what's going on? - Hi, I wanted to call Nick Shannon now. I recently was thinking about getting a breast augmentation, and I've done the deep dive about breast implant illness, and decided against it, but I found something called air sculpt, and so I had it done, and they take that from, like, wherever you want, like, your thighs, or your abdomen, in my case, and they inject it into your breast. So, basically, my deflated nursing breasts are now a little bit more inflated again. - Oh, that's interesting. Did you get it done? - That is amazing. - Detroit Grand Rapids or Toledo? - It's in the closest offices in Chicago, but there's a lot of offices throughout the U.S. - Interesting. - But look up air sculpting. - Thank you. - That's really interesting. - You're welcome. - Yeah. - Any side effects to that? 'Cause I know that they haven't come up with it yet, but they always end up having a side effect sometime or another. - So, they say you can, like, go back to work the next day, and, like, you are sore, and you're wearing, kind of, like, a compressions suit for a couple of weeks, but, I mean, I still had to take care of my kids and stuff, so it wasn't that bad, but some people get, like, Brazilian butt lifts. There's all kinds of, like, air sculpting procedures, but-- - Do people notice, like, in go, "Hey, did you get your boobs done?" Or, "What did they--?" - Not really, 'cause they look the way they looked before I had kids, which is exactly what I wanted. I wasn't trying to, like, anything. - Right. - They were literally just, I was so self-conscious just wearing any tops that so cleavage, because it was just thin. - It's amazing what kids do to your vagina and your breasts. They, like, they suck the life out of you, ladies. - Yeah. - Literally. - Yeah. (laughs) - Yep. - Yep. - Thank you for the call. - Hey, it is Ryan Seacrest. There's something so thrilling about playing Chumba Casino. Maybe it's the simple reminder that with a little luck, anything is possible. ChumbaCocino.com has hundreds of social casino-style games to choose from with new game releases each week. Play for free anytime, anywhere, for your chance to redeem some serious prizes. Join me in the fun. Sign up now at ChumbaCocino.com. Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Void where prohibited by law. 18-plus terms and conditions apply. - Cav Chirrell did some really nice Chirrell. Cav's beautiful girl, who's the mother of his baby. Soon to be the Misses. She has an organization called Pure Heart, which does so many great things for young kids in the area. She went out yesterday to help a kid get ready for their prom. - Yeah, so a lot of these kids, like you mentioned, either don't have their mother or father and some of these kids have a lot of siblings, so it's really tough for them to celebrate in the way that they want. And not just receive birthdays or Christmas gifts or things like that, but to be able to get a tuxedo and some nice shoes and a car for prom is something that many of these kids just can't do. So through the organization, it's one of the things that they help the kids do. So she took a, I almost said his name, I almost said his name. I took a guy out and got him all fitted for a tuxedo, the car, the whole thing. And in the middle of this outing, he tells her that his date's dad, he's going on a prom with the young lady, her dad got his number from the date, called him and said that he wanted to take him out before he took his daughter out. That was the dad wanted to take him out. Dad wanted to take the guy out before he took his daughter out. - I just get to know him kind of feeling out a little bit. - Exactly, before I allow you to take my daughter out, we're gonna go out first and we're gonna, I guess, grab some food, have a conversation, but I need to know who's taking my daughter out. - Wow, how did the kid feel about that? - From what I understood, he couldn't say no, obviously, but he was a little taken aback, like he was super nervous. He's never met the dad before, so he was like, I mean, what do I do, little, that kind of. - All right, here's a quick question. I wanna ask the listeners. I wanna ask the listeners, has anybody ever done that, or been like that, had to go on a one-on-one meeting with a dad before you took out their daughter, or son, or whatever, but ask you this question, Kev, you got a daughter, fast forward 18 years, or 17 years, your daughter, would you do that? - I think it is a good idea, but I don't wanna make the energy super, I don't know, that's a good question. I think that there's a part of me that says yes, 'cause I know I'll be cool, and it's just about protection and figure out who my daughter is, you know, gonna be with, but also feel like I would hope that we've instilled in her, you know, great morals and character judgements where she knows that she's not just gonna go to prom with a dummy, but even at that point, you never know. - You never know, you instilled in her, but you didn't instill it in him. 844-Mojo live, 844-665-6548. Is this overly protective parenting? - It's interesting because it is very unconventional. I've never heard of this happening before, but at the same time, I wanna give props to that dad because he's not doing anything more than being a really good dad, I don't know. - I mean, I'll be honest with you, there's so many times where you hear dads that aren't even in a kid's life. I think it's better to have, I'd rather have the overly protective dad than the not in the life dad, but also the other thing too, is you wouldn't let somebody just drive your car without seeing what their driving record was, why are you letting them drive your daughter? - So this comes in my stage of life with play dates, right? When my kids are like, I wanna go to Tommy's house for a play date, and I'm like, I don't know where he lives, I've never met his parents, I don't know what his house is like, I don't know if they have a pool, they have a pool, they've gunned it, and it's still a discussion of I need to go meet them, I wanna see where he's gonna be, I am not comfortable. And so many parents think that that's so weird. - Mojo on the morning, hi, what are your thoughts? Hello? - Oh, hello? - Hi. - Hello? - Are you there? - Yeah. - Hi, what do you think about this dad doing this? - Oh, my dad did that. - Did he? What did he do? - Oh, yeah. - He took the guy out? - Oh, no, no, no, you had to survive a family dinner, then you had to go down to the shooting range in our basement, and then to my dad's workout room, did you survive a whole man? And then wanted to come back, then you got a date. - Wow, great, so the shooting range had in the basement and the workout, he made him do a workout with these guys, are you a married or single woman? - Um, I never dated. - Oh, no, how is that? That's amazing. - No, the sisters, no! - That's amazing, 12 sisters. This guy did this with 12 sisters, that's crazy. What's going on, Nancy? How you doing? - Good, good. I'm next. I'm through this right now. My daughter is 16. She's got a new boyfriend, and he's got a car, and I'm really struggling with, you know, should I, you know, have a dinner with him? - Yeah, I was actually thinking the same thing. It's so weird. I said this topic was brought up. - Are you a single mom? - Uh, yeah, I mean, her dad's in their life, but he lives two and a half hours away. - Okay, so he's not, like, real involved. I mean, he does the other other weekend type things, but-- - And your daughter's your life. I mean, I think it's a good idea. I like the idea of inviting him over to the house so you can see what he's like. - Yeah, yeah, 'cause she had a boyfriend before, and I met him, and, you know, it was kind of sprung upon me, but now this one, you know, he had a girlfriend before, and, oh, I broke up with her, you know, it's the teenage love type thing. - Sure. - But also, you know, I'm hearing that he wants to drive her, and I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no. I'll drive you, you know? - Right. - So I'm kind of struggling back and forth. Like, I don't know. There's just something that I don't know. - I used to teach my boys, all of them. I used to say, when you go to somebody's house, you don't just pick her up in the driveway. You go up to the front door, and you meet the parents. - Oh, yeah. - So they know exactly who you are. - Yeah, that's big. - And I actually had a couple of the guys, the dads that Joe dated their daughters, say, hey, you know what? I really respect him. He's a respectful kid, and that made me feel good. I mean, they instilled a lot of how to treat a woman through, you know, their mom. Their mom was very good with them on, you know, talking about that, but I'll be quite honest with you. I think as a dad of a daughter, I don't have a daughter, but if I was a dad of a daughter, man, she'd be in bubble wrap. I would be a Chaldean dad. You're not allowed to talk to my daughter until you are married and 30 years old. What's up, Jay? How you doing? - I am that Chaldean dad. I sort of got it. I'm not Chaldean, by the way, but I'm just like that. - Yeah. - My thing is what Kevin, what he had mentioned, was the key thing. This guy has never met the dad. And I tell my daughter this all the time. No strange boy is going to come up to me and just announce I'm your daughter's boyfriend. That's not how it works. You know, especially like going to the prom, I don't know nothing about you. You've got to make efforts to meet me first, you know? I'm going to get kudos out to that father because he could have simply said, no, I don't know who this kid is. I ain't never met him. You're not going anywhere. But, you know, giving him the invitation to go out to dinner, I think that was a very good thing to do so that they could continue to go to the prom and have a good night. You know, so he can get to know who this kid is or have a little feeling about him. - Yeah. What's your daughter's name? - My daughter's name is Rogue as an X-man. - Oh. - What a cool thing. - And if you're a kid that is wanting to date Rogue, Jay's going to kick your ass if you do anything, right? - The message is already out. - I love you. - To be honest, to tell us, screw your kid in a way, because I know, if you named your kid Rogue, you're probably cool as hell. - I'm not sure. - Amy, what's going on? - Hey, so, yeah. My dad would re-enact seen from the Godfather. - That's okay. - My dad was Italian, and I have an older sister, and when she first brought a boy to the house, he had my uncles on the porch and trench coats with their hands in their pockets, and he would come in, he would have them questioned, and then sign a contract, and then he would show them his gun case. - That is so funny, Amy. - I learned not to ever bring a boy to the house. - What's going on, Willie? How you doing? - Good. How you doing? - What's happening, Willie? You were the guy in this case, huh? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - My lady's dad actually took me off to dinner, and I'm talking and all that, and he said, "There's one more thing you have to do before you can date my daughter." I said, "What's that?" He said, "I'm going to take you to the shooting range, and if you don't hit a bull's eye and 12 bullets, you're not allowed to date her." [laughter] - How did you do it? - That's weird. - Oh, I did it. I was lucky. I did it on the last shot. - How nervous, though, were you just being around that dad and a gun? - I was shaking in my boots because he opened carries, and I'm like, "Oh, if I do something wrong, I'm done for it." - Yeah, this guy's going to come and get me. What's happening? How you doing, Sarah? It's Mojo in the morning. What's going on? - Hey, hey. So, my mom, when I had dated an ex-boyfriend, and now my current husband, too, but when he first picked me up to take me anywhere, she had handed him a form to fill out with his date. He took his driver's license number, his license plate, the naked model of his car, his address, his parents' information. So, if anything that were to happen, she had all of this information to handle for her. - Wow. - I think that's kind of smart. - Yeah. - And I have to tell you, you were not alone, Sarah. We're getting a lot of text messages of parents who did this application thing. - Yeah, it was crazy. My now-husband had to fill it out because I was 17, and he was 21 at the time when me first met and dated, and he was like, "Are you serious?" But he filled it out, so it kind of works. - Yeah. - Wow. - Listen, I think that we don't know who this person is, rightfully, and I think that that's a good idea. I knew parents' dads of girls that were my kid's age who would follow and watch them on the entire date. They would be doing surveillance, like a PI. - The diggers famously did that with all their kids. - Oh, they went on their dates. - No, I meant the application, too. We asked for financial information and stuff like that. - Remember the mom and dad would go. Michelle and Jim Bob would go on the dates. It was so weird. - Where do these people shoot? - The dudger family. - How do they marry somebody? - 19 kids in counting. - Oh, no. - TLC. - I'll watch TLC. - I'm gonna open your eyes. - The only TLC I know is left to actually a TLC. - So I ordered because I wanted to be healthy beyond juice. - Not beyond juice, but beyond juice. It sounded like that with a peanut butter. I was like, "Before, why would you do that?" - Ju! - So I ordered beyond juice. And I did it on their app. And I got a bone to pick with the beyond juice people. So here's a little word of warning. And I found this out, by the way, from some of the owners. Order on the app because the prices are cheaper on the app than they are on the delivery services. - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Oh, good tip. - And they deliver. - And they deliver. And I believe that you can even get it. I don't think I paid delivery charge for this. But let me tell you the one downfall to this whole thing. So Luke wanted a drink. I wanted a drink. And I wanted this peanut butter wrap that's on their kids menu. It's really good. It's like almond butter, I think. It's peanut butter or whatever in bananas and all kinds of stuff. Okay? Well, I ordered it while I was sitting on the toilet. - Of course. - And I did not get with the, when you order on the app, you don't get the immediate, like, how DoorDash does calling this place, waiting for the order to be confirmed, stuff like that. All you get is you get nothing until you get an email. Until you get an email sent to you. Well, I thought, oh, I didn't press, you know, send on this. So I hit it and I ended up ordering my same order twice. So, what does a guy do that's my size? He tries to eat both delivery items that come here. And then I realized, oh my God, that's too much. So I got sick, so I brought the remaining in for breakfast today. I know it's not a really interesting story to listen to, but to be honest with you. - I'm fascinated, actually. - And now I'm craving a wrap. - Seriously, try it, Caitlin. It's so good. But make sure that you wait for the confirmation email to come. - Okay. - Because that was my problem. What would you guys do? So here's a question to ask you. What would you do if you accidentally ordered the same order twice? Would you call them and ask them to only give you one? Would you get both of them and eat them both at the same time? Or would you get both of them and eat one one day and the others the next day? - I choose C. I do exactly what you did. - Yeah, you're a sensible person and also very skinny. I wanted to eat the whole thing. Like, I'm the person. Like, if I order it all, I got to eat it all at the same time. - It depends on what it is, too. How long is it going to last? Will it last till tomorrow? Because if it's not going to last till tomorrow, then yeah, I'm going to try to follow through. - Right, like if it's sushi, I'm calling them. - You're going to call them? You won't eat it all? - No, I'm not going to keep that in the fridge. - Sushi doesn't last to the next day. - It grosses me out. - Yeah. - See, we take sushi home with us. Like, we'll do leftover sushi. - Well, that's because an hour later you're hungry. - Exactly. Yeah, with sushi, you always feel like you're starving then right afterwards. What would you do, K.P., if you double ordered? - To be honest. - Yeah. - I'll mix off. Here we go. If I double ordered, I'd eat both. - Yeah. - That's just... - That makes me happy. - Yeah, I don't care. - Megan, what would you do? - Well, thankfully, I live with somebody who's always down to eat, so I would just take it to him, but if it was just myself, I'm a pretty wasteful person. I'd probably just get it and throw it away. - Yeah. Megan, first off, I hate eating out with Megan because she makes me feel horrible over the fact that she brings everything home with her. She won't eat in front of you. She eats very, very slow and then takes it all in a to-go box. It makes me feel really bad that I'll ask her to go box for nothing. - I'm going to defend Megan here. She doesn't eat slow. She just can't eat because she does a lot of talking, if that makes sense. - Really? - Yeah. - Is that defending her or is that saying that she talks to me? - No, I'm saying that if you're going out to eat with Megan, she's listening and talking to you and conversating more than she's eating. - So I was going to say the opposite of that. I was going to say Mojo talks, or ask way too many questions. - Dad, answer all the questions. - Yes, exactly. - Yeah, I don't also like eating out in public. - Really? - No. - You like eating in at home? - Mm-hmm. - Do you eat naked at home or something? Is that the reason why? - Why? - Why? - Why do you like to eat at home? - Thank you, Shannon, for having the proper response. - For hell. Some people that don't eat at home, I don't understand that. - I find that people in public are pretty judgmental. I don't like eating in front of people that I'm not super close with. I find it very uncomfortable. - Yeah. - And I also think that I'm a big girl. I know I'm getting judged by people. If I'm eating something healthy, it's getting judged. If I eat my whole meal, I'm getting judged. If I get something unhealthy, I'm getting... I don't feel comfortable eating in front of other people. - When did that start? - When I got fat. - Really? - Yes. - Yes. - I do feel I look around me, though, Megan. I get that whole idea of not feeling comfortable to order certain things. Because I do look around me. And if the people around me are very healthy types, you know, like they're really healthy. - Wait, what? - They're like healthy types. - They're healthy types. - That's a new word. - If they are people that are all ordering salads and stuff, it makes me feel really bad about wanting to order, you know, like a Ruben or a big juicy burger or something. - Also, I don't think people realize how much they comment on what other people eat until you're big. And then all of your comments really seek in deep, even if they're not about me. If they're about other people, I know that you're thinking or saying that stuff about me. So it's just like not worth it to eat in front of people. - Yeah. I was telling this to a friend the other day that it was all it took was one person to judge me. And now I feel everybody does. - Absolutely. You sit at a table and one person says, "Oh, wow." And I immediately don't want to eat in front of you. Like it could be about somebody across a restaurant. I'm never going to eat in front of you again. - Yeah. Even honestly, they're not even, people aren't even looking at me and I feel like they're rolling their eyes at me. What's up, Eric? How you doing? - Great. How are you? - Fantastic, Eric. What's happening with you? - I'm saying I over order and I try to eat all of it and then 20 minutes later feel like crap. Every time. - Yeah. It's the worst. And my over ordering was just hitting send twice. Like I thought to myself, because Chelsea's out of town and she said, you know, she made a comment to me about going out to lunch and she's like, and I'm going to a Tigers game today. And she's like, "Hey, you got to like, you know, like she's actually been really good about my being conscious of me and giving me like encouragement and stuff." But she's like, "You and Luke should do like a healthy dinner tonight." So I didn't get in juice. - That was a healthy dinner. - That was a healthy dinner. - But I ordered it twice. - That was a healthy dinner. - Yes. You know what I mean? Like I thought for... - We're here for a good time. Not a long time. - Amen. - Talk to Eric. Talk to Eric. - Amen. You can come out to eat with us anytime. We'd love you. - Yeah. I'll cook it too. - Oh, that's good. No, that's excellent. Yeah. Please. Thank you for the call buddy. Take care of yourself. - Yep. - That's a great question. Eric says that they did exactly what I did. They ordered on the app, and for some reason the app screws them up all the time, and they said that they ordered double the amount of wings and pizza. One hell of a party. Can you imagine just your big order of having just a ton of stuff? What's up? Shelby, hi. - Hi. How are you? - Good. What's going on? - I just had a comment about the over ordering. - Yes. - So, one time it was a mobile order, and it didn't seem to go through, just kept saying air. So, we ended up ordering about $50, $60 worth of pizza, and by the time it was actually delivered, they had like 10 pizzas waiting for us. - Oh, we don't want these. I'm sorry. And they're like, oh, I was like, I can call. They didn't have them refunded for me, because they didn't have the money to spend, you know, $60 on pizza. - Right. Did they just give you the pizzas then since they made them all? - They offered, but, you know, it was just me and my husband after trying, so we're like, you know, pizza's not as good as it was. - So, somebody just texted in something interesting, and thank you for the call, by the way. Hey, did you guys do your Chipotle challenge yesterday? Do you remember we were supposed to do that? - Oh, yeah. We got to go and see who gets the most servings, the more servings they have in it. - The story was, and Shannon brought this up in the dirty, the story is that guys get bigger portions than women get at Chipotle. - Even if you're standing right next to each other, and that's what this woman on TikTok observed, is like, if she's ever standing in line, like, right behind a guy, he always gets way more than her, of the same thing. - We have to try that, because honestly, if that happens, that's like a conspiracy. - They've made him a very good deal. - Oh, hold on. Oh, crap. I thought I had... Oh, you recorded over the Chipotle thing from yesterday. - I did. - But the person from yesterday, the woman that was there, the TikToker, observing this, I wish that she had video to the whole thing, to show it, because I swear to you, I think that they do that also with people who are skinny versus people who are larger size like myself. Like I think that the people who are skinny get much more than the people who are larger sizes. They're kind of like, they're judging and saying, yeah, they have, and by the way, those spoons are way smaller at Chipotle. Have you noticed how small those things are? - Spoon. Do you mean the spoon that they use to make it or whatever? - Yeah, that they're scooping up, like the chicken or the steak or whatever it is. And by the way, the Chipotle steak is always tough, like, I feel like, don't you? It's horrible. - Yeah, but it's the only thing where they can under cook it, and I still won't die, so. - Yeah. And the rice spoons are always massive, but the protein spoons are like the size of a spork. - Yeah, they're not, they don't give you enough air. All right, here's that later. - I hate when I go to Chipotle and there's a man who's ordering, like, before, after me. And I noticed that our portions are, like, completely different. But when we get to the register, we're paying the same price. If I'm getting the woman portion, I need to get the woman pricing as well. - Yes, it is, it is, it is what it is. They should do the whole whey thing at the end, just like they, don't they do that at certain places? - I've seen that. - Where's the places that do that? Where they put it up on a, it's like-- - That's like a men cheese. Yeah, like Froyo. - Yes, they do that. They put it up on there, and they weigh it, and then you pay based on the weight of the whole thing. - Oh, yeah. - And that should be how they do the thing, because it's ridiculous that, you know, like, have you, you do the whole, hey, like, I do the little whey thing with my hands. - Like, more, more, more, more. - So, when are we going, is there any excuse to go to Chipotle as excuse I'm ready for? - So, I think we could do this in KP, I don't know if you got the ability to be able to, to find somebody in a video, maybe we can get Zach or something to do it. Actually, Zach might be a good person to go. Every person here goes through and see who gets the bigger bowl, and then we weigh it at the very end. And then we have to do the walk up to them and tell them the official, "Hey, he got more than I got." And then you know what it is? It's like living in my house with six kids at Christmas time. Mojo in the morning, we're uninterrupted, and this is actually cool, because it's more than an hour of uninterrupted Mojo in the morning. Your home of the word of the rose is second date update in the dirty on the 30. Lydia got injured by a pizza roll, and it's an interesting story, because it's not the injury that you think about, because I'm going to say this to you. I've had a pizza roll almost completely destroy my mouth one time. You put those things in your mouth, and you don't realize how hot they are, and it burns the crap out of you, and then you got like pieces of your skin inside your mouth. It's a worst, but this was not your mouth. What was it, Lydia? So when you're going to put a pizza roll on the tray, it obviously puts like the pizza roll dust on your fingers. So I just put them in the oven, and then I stepped aside, because I had to go to the bathroom so bad, but I was like, just be patient, whatever, but I couldn't hold it anymore. So I ran to the bathroom, and as I was going to the bathroom, I realized I only had that last piece of toilet paper on the roll. You know, like when it's just like that little thin piece, but you're like, "Forget it, I'll do it anyway." So I risked it, wiped my butt, and it went through like the sheet, like it busted open. It went through the one ply? Yes. It opened up. So I got this pizza roll dust in my hoo-ha. Oh my gosh. Does that hurt? Well, I gave it a second. I'm like, "It's going to be fine. I can just get up and figure it out." And it just started burning. Oh, no. You could just feel this sensation, and I was like, "Oh my God, I think I have to hop up on this sink because this is not going to be good." Wait, did you? Yeah, I almost did. I almost did, but then I ended up just taking a shower. Pizza roll dust? Oh. You had to take a shower. Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't know what was going to happen. But I thought I was going to end up having an infection. This is like a Sunday night, you know? Pizza roll dust actually could hurt your-- like it's got a-- Well, I looked it up, so I guess. There are pieces of wood chips, like not like huge pieces, but there's slight wood chips in pizza rolls. When you're eating-- Okay, wait, why are we eating that? I'll still eat them, but I don't recommend you putting them in your hoo-ha. Wow. That's kind of crazy. I've never heard of that before. I've never heard of having remnants of food. I wonder if this ever happened to people with hot sauce. Like if you've ever had like Frank's red hot on your fingers from eating wings. Or if you were cutting like jalapenos or whatever making nachos. Has anybody ever had that? Has anybody ever burned their-- their butthole? Or their privates? Like if I go out and get wings all the time. And I always like the really hot, hot wings. I've gone to pee. I've never grabbed myself and had my-- you know what I mean? Here's the thing. You don't want to double wash your hands because I was like, "I'm not going to wash my hands." And then go to the bathroom and wash my hands just to-- You know what I mean? You should though. I had-- seriously, I had a guy one time tell me that just like touching this control board and then going in and going to the bathroom, you're touching your privates. Yeah, that is true. Even your phone. Yes. I guess you should go to the-- or you should wash your hands before. I've never thought about that until this very moment. Think how dirty your phone is when we touch it all day. That's like taking a shower before you go in the swimming pool. It's just, I don't understand it. Do you take a shower when you get out the swimming pool? Well, that's different. I just wanted to make sure. 844-Mojo Live, 844-665-6548, has anybody ever had food burn them in their privates? I don't know. On the way out. Well, the way out was the worst. Listen, there was one night, I had a bag, a night not-- wait, a night not send a mo. But a night not send a bag of hot Cheetos. I've never sent a hot Cheetos. Dog. Dog. I will never eat hot Cheetos again. I was literally on the-- you ever been so high, you're like, "I swear to God, if you just give me out." I'm on the toilet. Literally, double collection, whatever is around. I'm like, "God, I swear to God, just let it pass, please, just let it go." Fire. Do the dust from the hot Cheetos, is it a burnable thing? Like, can it get-- actually? I mean, I would-- You're saying what it was coming out? I digested. I had to release. Oh, you dig-- oh, okay. All right. All right. So you're coming out of you. Oh, my God. That's like that new Jimmy John's firecracker sub. That thing will burn your body. What's up, TJ? How you doing? You good? Good. It's not only hot outside, but it's getting hot in hair with-- Yeah. Yeah. That's absolutely true. Man, I was sweating bulk yesterday, man. Yesterday, because I worked at a mechanic shop, and then I was lynched by the end of the day. Did you say you worked at a vagina shop? A mechanic shop. A mechanic shop, right? No, absolutely not. Well, I just want to know I'm hiring. Hey, I'll be a pilot that. Don't get me wrong. What's going-- so what did you injure yourself with? Okay, so I-- so me and my wife were sitting down one day, and I usually like to test my climate. So I ended up getting a-- I was eating in Habanero pepper, and you know how the little seeds that's on there? Yeah. So what happened was I came over my fingers, and I was like, okay, I told my told my wife, I was like, hey, I got to use the bat, and really, really, really, really bad. She goes like, okay, just go wash your hands and, you know, come back. And I said, I said, you know, I was like, no, I can't do that. I got to go use the bat. So I don't know if you guys know this, but like, you know how, like, when you-- like, if you have a bow day on, like, on your toilet-- Yeah, bidet. Yeah. Yeah. So like, what we usually do, you know, if you want to clean your-- clean your hoo-hoo, you got to like, you know, cleaning with your hands or, you know? Yeah. So I completely forgot that I still have that Habanero seeds, whatever that was on my fingers, because I was standing there with my hand up, because you know how you sit there all offered. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I did that, and I ended up cleaning it, and I swear to you, it was the worst excruciating pain I've ever-- I bet. I had bad. Yeah, the worst is, the worst is, like, an open sore or open-- and I'm not saying it on your privates, but I'm saying it in general, you get an open sore sometimes, like in your finger or whatever, and you're eating jalapenos or habaneros. Yeah, it's all right. Another one's bad is, Sarah, what happened? It's a big paper rub. Oh, this is the worst. You keep putting that on your butt? I was really, really-- I was really, really sick, and I put all over my whole body and went to bed, and I woke up a couple hours later, and I didn't wash my hands, and I was in, you know, kind of a feisty mood, and so it got somewhere it shouldn't, and it was-- Oh! Oh, see! Hey! Hey! Wait a second. You've pleasured yourself sick. That's crazy. You gotta go, you gotta go. That's amazing. Rebecca, what's going on? Hi! First time, long time. Hey now, Rebecca's on the phone! What did you hurt yourself with? Um, so I lived with my sister, and she runs a daycare, so she only had chlorhex wipes on the back of the toilet. Well, I had-- I call it acid acid acid, I don't know. And I went to grab those wipes, thinking they were baby wipes, and I wiped myself with chlorhex wipes. Oh, no! Oh. Yeah, that one's so bad. I bet. I was kidding. I was like, I don't know what to do, and so I jumped in the shower so quickly, because I already had to burn, and then I put bleach on it. Oh, oh my God. That's awful. Yeah. That's a painful thing. Colton, this is something that got in your eye, right, Colton? Yeah, well, actually it was my son's eye. Well, my eye too, it's happened to two of my kids and me. What was it? Yeah. Eating talkies, so make sure you wipe your hands after you eat talkies, don't wipe your eyeballs. My son comes to me just screaming, crying, that his eyes are burning, and I realize he had just ate talkies, and he wiped his eyes after he ate them, and yeah. That's painful. Talkies, you got to be careful of the-- like, you know, Lydia was talking about the pizza roll residue, the dust. What's going on, Tony? Hi there, good morning. Good morning, Tony. What did you burn? It wasn't me that got burned. It was-- this was years ago, I was with a girl, and we were, you know, having a little household time. Yeah. Okay, yeah. And I didn't think about the fact that shortly before I had just eaten some buffalo wings. Oh, geez. And she was polite enough to not tell me until after the fact, but she could definitely feel it. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My God. Question. And don't get specific, but was it on your fingers or on your mouth? I mean, I mean, it was, you know, from eating. Wow. Oh, my God. She must have liked it. By the way, that is crazy. You don't even think that that's the case, but that's crazy that that could actually burn somebody. Uh, voices guys. Ashley. What's up, Ashley? Hey, Mojo. First time long time. Hey, Ashley. Hey. Ashley. Hi. Nice to have you on. What's happening? Nothing. I'm using an alias because I'm a little bit embarrassed, but, um, my husband was cutting jalapenos and then was doing something all special for me in the bedroom and it was not, not comfortable. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. How so? After story. After cutting jalapenos. Yeah. So I'm using after like scrubbing your hands. You gotta be careful. My vagina is angry. Wow. That's got to hurt. Awful. Well, thank you. Thank you for the call. Appreciate it. Love you guys. All right. We love you. You're listening to Mojo in the morning. You're a do do hack. Let's go. Mojo in the morning show. I've had the most flattering thing about it. The most flattering thing in the world happens to me. I'm getting hit on and my wife told me about it. I absolutely love when I get hit on specifically ready for this one and this is going to sound interesting to you because I am a married man and I don't know if you know this. I am heterosexual. Boo. Boo. I know. I know. Congratulations. I know. Hell yeah. Sometimes there are some people that get a little upset with this. Thank you to all the gays. But I am, believe it or not, I am ahead of row. Okay. That sounded gay. All right. So I'm proud of you for coming out. Chelsea and I have this podcast together. It's called the We Don't Podcast and as we celebrate Pride Month, I've got every single rainbow thing ever that my wife bought the moment that my son Jacob came out. She literally went online and bought everything rainbow for us and then Jacob had to say to her mom enough with the rainbows. We don't need it anymore. Just you love me and that's all that matters. So Chelsea and I do this We Don't Podcast and we got a DM from a guy by the name of Nate and shout out Nate. I think I love you, my friend. I think that you might be my friend. Oh my God. Gay. So Nate sent a Chelsea posted a picture on our story and it was a picture of the two of us. And damn, I do look good in this thing. But Nate wrote Mojo is hot with a heart underneath it. Chelsea replied back with he is Nate then goes right after that literally seconds later. Wish I could see him shirtless Chelsea replies right back. Be careful what you wish for with a winky emoji to Nate's reply right after that is. You have no idea how much it would make me happy and make my year. Well, I'm gay now. Yes. I do it for Nate. You know what? Would this be my first nude? Would this be the first nude that I've ever sent to somebody that wasn't out my wife? I don't know. And you sent your wife a nude? Huh? You've sent your wife a nude photo. I've never sent my wife a nude. No, I've not sent a I've never if I sent my wife a nude, actually if I sent my wife a shirtless photo, she would say, do you think you have skin cancer? I want you so badly during your next break to go in the bathroom. Take a shirtless photo, send it to Chelsea and I just want to her and just see what her responses. All right. I'll do that. Okay. She wants that. Here's what I want. I want you to take that photo that you take in the bathroom. Yeah. Print it out. Put it in a sealed envelope. Say this will be yours. If you buy me blank, dinner, nice bottle of alcohol, whatever it is, and you can exchange your nudes for goods and services, which we specifically, yes. Okay. Oh, I thought you were talking about Chelsea. I was, I mean, if it's still about Chelsea, this is back to my boyfriend Nate. All right. So let me just say this to you. And I don't know what the story is, but somebody needs to explain this to me psychologically. And maybe you feel the same way. Why is it when a gay man thinks I'm hot or thinks I'm cute or thinks I'm sexy? It just makes me feel so good. I don't know what it is. Like, there are, there are moments where I have had guys that go, man, you are, you know, whatever like that. We had gay Billy used to be on the show, which by the way, I follow Billy. I love Billy. Billy, I'd love to still talk to you. Billy would one time give me like a little, like, like a wink or something. Yeah. I loved it. I got excited. Like I got it. I was seriously excited. I was flattered by it. It made me feel good. I don't know what the story is. I agree with you though. I'm more flattered when I'm hit on by a girl than a guy. Is it same thing like, am I, am I a lipstick lesbian or whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever. What is it about? What is, why does it excite me so much? Do you want my reason, my true reasoning? Yes. Um, I think a lot of times it, it means more coming from somebody who's gay because there's the stigma of it's hard to hit on people. Maybe it's dangerous or maybe it's unwarranted or unwanted or can lead to like pushback. So for them to risk that to compliment you in a way is a big deal. Yeah. Okay. It's very genuine because if they hit on you and you don't like that attention, it could be very negative for them. It's risky. So, see, I don't, I don't, maybe, maybe they, they know I'm extremely open minded, but probably, but, but let me just say this to you. I think it's flattering. This is my reasoning on this. My flattery comes from the fact that 99.9% of gay men minus maybe a couple I've seen are always really stylishly good looking, you know, add it to the list, you know, there's a couple out there that I see every now and again that we're like to nook sandals and stuff like that that I go, okay. All right. That's a guy. Yeah. Not a, you know, maybe not a good look. All right. If Kev, we're here. He'd say don't mess with the hocus. No. The hocus are okay. I'm good with the hocus. I like my hocus. Okay. Michael is on the phone with us. Hi, Michael. Mojo. Boo boo. How is you? How are you, Michael? What's happening? I am good. I hear that you are super handsome. You definitely are. That's so nice. I don't know why you'd be questioning that, but swagger goes a long way mojo. You're going to confuse the gays out there. Wait, listen, I'm going to say this to you, Michael, and I appreciate that. You must not have seen me lately. I am. I don't know if I'm, I got swagger going on right now, but it's a mindset is that what it is? Mine. Okay, for sure. Even my husband agrees. He's right next to me. I love it on you, Mojo. Hey, what's happening? Now you're, we got gay Michael and who's, uh, who's the husband? Uh, Skyler, but we got to come up with a good name for him. Skyler, sexy Skyler. What's wrong with Skyler? Sexy Skyler. Say Michael. I love it. We love you guys. Hi. So, so wait a second. So guys, uh, what do you guys listen to the show this early in the morning together? Are you getting ready for work or what is the story? Oh, yeah. I, I work from home and my husband is just chilling with me and we live in every morning, of course. We love the iHeartRadio app. Oh, we love you guys too. Thank you so much, man. I appreciate both of you. Please call us more. More often. I don't think we ever have mojo in the morning misfits Lydia that are a dynamic duo like this. Yeah. You know, you know, we are one in a million that we are very hard to forget. Well, hold on. Lydia, we got to make sure we have their phone numbers so that we can get them on more often. Okay. Michael. Yeah. Are you going to be at Motor City Pride this weekend? I really want to, but unfortunately I can't. I was going to say we should meet up. I'd love to meet a misfits. I know. Wait. What about Megan? You're going to be there? Of course I'm going to be there. You can be there. Oh, man. You know what? We might just have to bite the bullet and come out on Sunday. Yeah. It's going to be a good one. Hey, we love you. Happy Pride Month. Happy Pride Month to you guys too. Thank you for being awesome allies and wonderful people. We love you. Take care. Salaam. Yay boss. All right. Take care. Kevin, you look a little tired this morning. My friend, normally you are like alive and upbeat and crazy. What's going on, buddy? We have to have an intervention in my household and I will send all of you a calendar invite so that you can help me and somehow someway intervene in my life so we can get journey out of my bed at night because even though we're celebrating six months of her existing, which is beautiful, we're also celebrating six months of her still sleeping in our bed. Oh, wow. And I have no idea what I need to say to Sheryl to articulate the importance that when we start having our own space so we can get back to some, some lunch, some, you know, some that time for yourself, right, night snacks and so John can start to develop some some independence and some like separation from mommy's teeth and right now there's none of that going on. I don't know if there's like an appropriate time to allow the baby to sit in. I'm her one time he went to one of our like our baby doctors, I guess pediatrician. She said the moment the moment she pushed the baby out as soon as they got home, she put her in her other room, like immediately, and we've talked about how this is our miracle baby and something. Sheryl is prayed for. So I give her grace in that respect, but at what point are we like, okay, time for at least a bassinet next to the bed. Oh, that's what I was going to ask. She's literally in the back, I turn over, I wake up and there's baby here in my face. Baby. She's literally there and I don't know what to do at this point. Interesting that it's been six months, wait, six months and daddy's not getting any any fun or do you guys like put her in the bassinet for just the fun. Fun has been had, but fun, I believe, was not frequently exactly. Yeah. She's having intermittent fasting right now for us, keeping up with the lunch. What is Sheryl's reason for keep an attorney in the bed and not putting her in her crib? I think she just loves her, which is like the worst reason in my opinion. She just wants to snuggle. She just wants to snuggle. She's laying her on her chest. She's holding her. And she's been very, very good about, because there, there have been people who have lost their children, but like rolling over in the band, like that's a real thing. And we're blessed to say that that hasn't been our experience and I pray to God, it never is our experience. Yeah. But she literally likes waking up, holding her, yeah, kissing her, being able to touch her right there and feel that closeness. She adores that. But bruh. When she maps, does she put her in her crib? No. Like she. What did she do? What's your layer down? Like if she falls asleep on on her chest or if she falls asleep on my lap, I'm good about it. I'll throw her in the, in the other room and like come back and it's all good. She's got to have the monitor. She's got to watch her. She's got to listen. She makes any sound or any movement. She got to go save her. You know what you need to do? You need to pray that she starts rolling over because the moment she starts rolling around on her own is when she's going to have to do it because it's just not going to be safe for her to even take a nap up there, right? Even with pillows and all that stuff all over the place. She's rolling now. Is she really? Yeah. I mean, when she sleeps, she's like comatose, like she doesn't move, but yeah, I mean, she fell off the couch the other day because she was rolling around. Oh, yeah. It is life-changing that first night when they're in their crib and it's hard, but it's also a, you're like, oh my God, you feel like a new person when you're in bed by yourself. Have I ever told you guys this story of the time I first started rolling? My dad didn't know and I was on the living room floor and I rolled under the couch and he lost me. Where did she go? How long did it take to find you? He said, a good couple of scary minutes. Hey, Jacqueline, what's going on? Cabs talking about how his baby's still in bed with them. Hi. Good morning. Good morning. What's going on? Well, I have seven beautiful kids. I have eight to 24 down to six and we did coast, we did coast sleeping with all of them. The end result was that we got divorced after 20 years when the kids stopped sleeping in the bed. But anyways, we did basically till they were preschool age and then we had like a day bed in the room until they went to elementary school, but they say I read this a lot because obviously I've parented a lot, but I read that, you know, when you give birth, there is that separation time and it's like the baby you still want them to be part of you. When sleeping with you, it's comforting for both the mom and the baby and if a husband or a dad is into it, it works out because I tried doing the cry it out method with my secondborn because I was like, I really need some sleep because I was breastfeeding and everything and it was like, you know, just on demand. And so my husband at the time, he was like, he would not let her cry it out. You know what I mean? And so that just never worked. I guess the two of us are just too much with our kids. I got so many questions for you. First, how did you get seven kids with the kids in the bed? Like how are you able to make babies if your kids are right there with you? Well, we have a really beautiful walk-in closet in our house. And so I guess we had lots of closet. You how? Okay. All right. That's a very interesting thing. And the second thing is how is it that you're so you said that your relationship came to a spiral when the kids were out of the bed. That's interesting. So maybe the lack do you believe that there was a little bit of resentment towards the lack of intimacy or lack of just you and he time because the kids weren't bad? Well, it wasn't the bed at that point. It was just lack of intimacy period because he's a business owner and he's pretty well known and much so detroit area, but he's very, very, very much into his work. I'd call him a work of house, but he just every time we had a child, he would open a business. So each business has a child associated, but that's a little bit of a nice story. But the main thing is that every business had a year time to get on its own. So he would be so dedicated to it and so into it. And I'm really supportive to a point sometimes where I get neglected. So we were both feeling neglected and you know, he was mid life crisis age about 45. And so he had an indiscretion and I even told him I'm like, look, I can ignore it to a point. I said, just don't. Don't break up. Yeah. Listen, I didn't need to go deep diving on your on your relationship, but but no, no, no, no, no. It's interesting. I was, I was just thinking for Kevin, I was thinking for this, like, I mean, I don't know. You're not going to, there's no way preschool is going to be the time when journey is getting out of that bed. You can see Kevin putting up with that. There's no way. No, but they, no, but they do say even like breakups, all relationships, you know, separating from from a person. It takes about a year. So if he can withstand it for a year, because she did a year, wow, that's, that's a long time. I mean, six months there, I think they're eating, you know, food and they're starting to sit up and all that. So, I mean, it's really between the two of them, but you don't want to create a wedge with her either because if she's really like she needs that. But if one day journey just looks and goes, Hey, don't we have another rumor around here? You know what I mean? I love that feeling that she might just like kind of do that and go, hey, get the hell out of here. I don't want to watch that show, you know, as long as it's taken, she might leave when she starts talking. Does Chirrell and I, and I, we've talked about this, Chelsea and I and you and Chirrell, and we had gone out to dinner and talked about, and I kind of get the idea, you know, this baby is a miracle baby like that. So she's holding on to it, but does Chirrell ever seem to miss being away from journey? Like she did have that like weekend with the girls and stuff. Yeah. Like, so maybe it's one of those things. Maybe you need to like get her to have like a weekend or two away or something like that. So she goes, All right. Enough already. Yeah. Although she may kick you out of the bed too. I think that'll happen first. Yeah. But she texts us all the time when she's away. How's my baby? How's adjourned? She'll face time. Like no matter what she's doing. Another question for you, when Chirrell was out of town, did the baby sleep with you or did you move the baby to, you know, it's it's own bassinet or whatever? I think I have my mom over. So I think she's, yeah, she slept with my mom. Wow. I took the opportunity to sleep in my own bed by myself. Wow. Okay. You stitched out. Man. Is that wrong? No, but you said it. I took the option. Thanks. I haven't done that in a while. I told you, and I think Chelsea also reiterated this, that with our first two boys, we were totally against them being in the room. When Luke came, it was like, if now he's a 19 year old, I would want him to sleep or bed with us. Well, that's funny because both of mine really were in, they were in like a little rock and play next to my bed for the first couple of months and then right in their crib. And then once they turned like three and four, no, they're in my bed. And now I have to get them out of my bed for west to come in my bed. I was going to say that's got to be. This is a humongous feel that we're dealing with right now. But question for you as a mom, don't you love when they love it so much. Like I, I love having that. I love sleeping with them. I love snuggling with them. And so, you know, he hasn't moved in yet, but he stays over. I would say like half the week. So they'll always ask me, you know, is Mr. West staying over today? And when I say yes, they're like, mmm, because they know they can't sleep with me, which is bad because I don't want to vilify him, you know, right? Why aren't you getting a call back? She call me back. We'll find out next with Mojo in the morning, second date update. I'm just going to have my babies. Hello. Hey there. It is Ryan Seacrest with you. Do you want to make this summer unforgettable? Join me at Chumbak Casino. It's this summer's hottest online destination. They are rolling out the red carpet with an amazing welcome offer just for you. So don't wait. Dive in now and play hundreds of social casino games for free. The chance to redeem real prizes is just a spin away. Care to join me sponsored by Chumbak Casino. We haven't really been talking to each other too long, but we matched on Tinder and I honestly just thought that we were just hooking up, you know what I mean? Yeah. But then when he came over, like, I actually really liked him. Yeah, like he bought me food. Well, it doesn't take very much, but yeah. That's no, that's my love language, you know, so, like, when he came over, he brought food and I just I was just surprised, but I literally thought we were just hooking up. Wow. Yeah, you know. All right, so here's the story. You thought he was just a hookup, but then you thought it was a relationship and now he's not calling you back. What's the situation? We're going to find out. Second date update. Jared is on the phone with us. Jared, are you okay with being on the radio with us? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jared, I want you to say hello to Lani. Hey, what's up? Hey, Jared. Jared, I don't know if you could hear Lani speaking before. I picked up the phone with you, but she's kind of feeling a little hurt that you're not talking to her. What's going on? Are you not getting back to her or calling her or texting her? I don't. I don't have a number. Yeah. Well, there you go. Oh my God. Your case closed. I like tried messaging you intended, but I couldn't find you. You weren't there. So I figured you have like, you weren't into it. Oh my God. Oh my God. I deleted Tinder after I date. Oh, well, there you go. There's a misunderstanding. Oh my God. I totally forgot that I didn't give you my number and that I just had yours. Well, then where's where we're going to do because of our producers tracked down Jared and we're able to get ahold of him. But we're going to share Lani's number with you, Jared, so that you guys can get in contact with each other. Yeah. No, that's cool. But I don't know. I actually don't think this is like really such a good idea anymore. Wait. Oh, why? Nothing. It's just that I'm only I was only going to be in Michigan for a couple of months. And now I'm actually leaving earlier than I expected to. So to me, there's like not really any point because I'm going to be taking off soon. Yeah. Go. So you're leaving the state? Yeah. Yeah. I was only supposed to be here like temporarily for a job and I got moved back early. So why are you going out on dates? You knew you were leaving. I wasn't a date like like how we were just going to hook up. That's all we talked about. We like had a good time and we were going to hook up. And yeah, I definitely liked during we had a good time, but then I was like, I did try and reach out. I was like, you know, I'm here a few more weeks and we can have some fun. But now I'm, you know, sort of getting ready to leave. So so you're you're moving going out of state, but yet still on Tinder, looking at relationships. I wouldn't say relationships and like also, you never know nowadays, but not definitely not really. I just thought we had something special. We really know. I just I just I don't know. Was he clear that he was not looking for a relationship? You know, I've got to give it to him like he he was clear. You know, like I said, it was just it was just supposed to be a hook up. I just maybe maybe that's my fault. You know, I just I just felt something special. You know, I just I guess it just caught the field. I don't usually do that. So that's my bad. My bad. This so happens a lot in and I know you said Tinder, but this happens even on hinge and bumble too. And I remember back when Ellen was our producer, I remember she would tell stories a lot about the times that you just go out with guys and you're going out with the expectation that you're trying to meet somebody that's going to be either a friend or a boyfriend or somebody like that. And there's a lot of guys that will just go out for just a hookup, not telling the girls ahead of time what their plans are. Did you guys have any discussion at all about like him and what he was doing and where he's living and where he was going to live? We did. We did. We've had the conversation like I said, but did he say that he was moving out of of this state that he was leaving Michigan? Yeah, I just kind of found the feeling I just really thought it was supposed to be, you know, for longer than obviously it is now. I honestly just got, I don't know, I don't know what question I've never, I've never used like a dating app, but my familiarity with Tinder is that it is just for hooking up with people. And like, I didn't think that I had to see her. So my friend, I mean, they're Mary now, but like what's her intention on going on here to like find somebody to date or just like find somebody to smash real quick. So when you're on these sites, it's pretty clear. Like people are very upfront about what they're looking for. Yeah. And honestly, this doesn't usually happen to me. Usually, you know, like when, when we say it's just a hookup, like it said, like it's just a hookup. You know, I just, I don't know, I just, but you just got into him. What's going on? Jordan. How are you? So I feel bad for both of them because it sounds like if this guy would have moved, he probably would have been wanting to do a relationship to. So is that, wait, is that the case? You're using his lions? Come on, bro. That's just that lie. He sound is so real often legitimately moving. No, I don't think so. He's, well, sorry, bro, but I feel like the moment he came on, he's like, Oh, we had such a great time. I just didn't have your number. Then all of a sudden he's like, Oh, we'll get your number. He's like, Oh, but now I'm here. It was very, it was like the story was being created as he was talking Jordan, when Kev does have it right, when, when he called it out, maybe this is just an excuse. I mean, I'm just trying to. I mean, we always jump on the guy. So I was trying to be that little help, Jared, is Jared, is this just an excuse? No, no, no, definitely not. No, like I'm, I'm definitely leaving like, like I said, I think we're, we're, we're leaving. What I'm going, I'm going back, I'm from Virginia, so I'm going back there. Okay. All right. Yeah. I just, I'm like, I think we had a good time. I definitely would have hung out with her again. I don't know if there was a deep love connection. So that's, I mean, very fair, meaning like there, there was just, there was just something there more than just like you came over so that, you know, we could hook up. Like I just felt more than that. I don't mean, you're my soulmate or, Oh my goodness, I'm going to marry this guy. You know, like I just felt like there was more there than just like the one time, you know, hook up Michelle wants to comment. What's up, Michelle? Hey, so I just wanted to say that I also met someone on a dating app and felt for them really hard, really quick and then got ghosted. But my point of this is that I, whenever I heard her say that she caught feeling once he brought her food, I was just like, wait, that was the turning point. Like these foods are so low at this point, you brought you food and your whole heart just ignited. It's true, though. Yeah. I feel attacked and this is what I mean. Randy, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Second aid update. Hey, mother. Hey, mother. How's it going? Good buddy. He just used the app for his entire purpose. I mean, everybody knows the dawn of the, the tender. It's the dawn of time. It's basically just a smack uglies. That's what it is. Right? Yeah. And they did it. I do think it's still funny, though, that you just never exchanged your information. I know. That's right. Bye. If you're on the app and you're talking that way, if he's treating this like a hook up situation, which he was, I wouldn't give my number out either. You want to, you want to meet up again. To give your vagina, but you won't get that kind of thing. This is Mojo in the morning. Megan, are you seriously thinking about doing a marathon? Sort of. I see that in the most unenthusiastic way I possibly could. And it all kind of stemmed from a couple of things, so thankfully I've been able to reach a lot of like big life goals recently, and that's something that's very exciting. But it's put me in a weird position where I haven't been able to like figure out, okay, so what's next? And I'm a goal-oriented person. So I need something that I'm constantly working towards or I don't feel like I'm kind of living. Right? That's for me. So something that my therapist and I have been working on is setting new realistic life expectations and goals. Yay. Okay. No, that's honestly I know I think that that's awesome. Everybody say woo. So what are the things that I have, I don't really believe in, but I do like saying is that must be a sign. That must be a sign. And so on TikTok, I've been watching a lot of videos. It's called like zero to 10 K and it's when you don't run a day in your life and it's a plan to get yourself to a 10 K and like 60 days or whatever so that you're able to train for it. And I've seen so many of these videos that I'm like, am I supposed to run a marathon? Like is this supposed to be my next life goal? Only issue is I refuse to run ever. Like if there was a murder behind me in a movie, I'm the first one out because I'm just going to stand there and be like, well, it's my fate. I'm not hustling. We're not glistening with sweat, not today. And so I'm like, I really want to have this life goal. I feel like this is a sign, but I don't want to invest this much time into something that I don't actually want to. Okay. So you're looking for a new life goal. You think that signs are pointing to you because you've been seeing a lot about marathons. Do you do an American, but you've never run before? Well, okay. So when I was younger, I was on like a travel soccer team. So I actually ran all of the time. I was very good at it, but then I got boobs and I just said, you know what, my back can't handle this. And before you're like, I have boobs and I run, I have toddlers on my chest. I have ginormous boobs and I wear multiple bras when I work out and it is so incredibly painful. I can't begin to describe to you when I run how uncomfortable I am. Yeah. You got to pick something else besides the marathon. That wasn't even like a motivational, but no, because that I, you know how much I love you, Megan. That would be so painful for you truly, truly, but like, what's the next life goal then? Like, what, what is it supposed to be? I, I, listen, I will tell you this. I've been hearing more and more lately, Shannon, people who have never run before in their life. Yeah. Going and doing a marathon and doing it. I did that. I did a half full disclosure. Yeah. If you do a full massive props to you because after I had Lucy, that was my goal. Like, I wanted to run this marathon for my church for the Hope Water Project. And so I, I did the half and I am not a runner whatsoever and it was, but it was, but it was. So you don't recommend it for Megan? No, no, I, I'm saying like I checked it off my bucket list and I'm like, okay, I did that. I really don't have any desire to do it again. I'm just saying for her, she's right. Like she's trying to be funny, but she's also right. That would be insanely painful. How about this? Boob runners out there. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. You get call us if you're a big boob runner. Stay this too. Real quick. Go ahead. But I, and I also understand where her therapist is coming from and where Megan is coming from of like, okay, you've reached all these life goals now. What's the next one? I also think there's something to not having another goal right now and just enjoying where you are in the present and relishing and, and all of the goals that you've just achieved. Because they're incredible. Does your therapist worry that if you do that, you'll regress? I love how you immediately went back to you're going to be a worse person, right? No, no, no, you weren't the worst person. I knew other people that were worse. Go ahead. Just close to the bottom of the list. I feel you. You know what? I would say accomplishment, not being bottom of the list. That's a new life goal. Don't be somebody's bottom of list. I don't know if it's that or if it's just my mentality in general, where if I don't have something that I'm working towards, it's very easy for me to like be complacent depression and anxiety. Yeah. Okay. You know what I think you should do, Megan, then instead of doing a marathon, if you don't think of the marathon, because it's such a, you know, a longer thing to do, maybe you take up like, or do a five K or take out like running like a, like a, like a running group or something like that, or a, or a, I know something, or, or hear me out, any suggestions that just don't involve exercise. I'm very open to do it marathon TV binge watching do that again. That's the, that's the, that's the only marathon I can do. Wait a second. You used to do crew. Megan getting her black belt. Really. Okay. I see Megan doing that. I don't know. You heard punch and stuff. No, no, no, no, no, I, yeah, I realized that I wanted to date people, so that Valerie, you have a suggestion for Megan one is we just rented a peloton because I also have back problems from trying to run, so we rented a peloton to bike and biking is a great idea or with the big boobs, definitely pick up swimming because you can like join some teams or do things like that and that moves the healthy flow. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. Thoughts on that Megan. That's actually not a bad idea. I think that's a great idea, but again, we're still on the whole exercise. I was looking for non-productive. Matt, I thought she was going to say something about floating like I thought the boobs would be like, but she didn't know she did. That was her. That was her point. What's up, Madeline? Hey, guys. Second time caller long-term listener. Love you guys. Thank you. Yeah. Of course. There's one to say, Megan, first of all, kudos to you for going to therapy. That's goal of my own, but I just did my first half marathon in October last year. I was swindled into it by my best friend and you can definitely start with a half. That's like a great way to build up to a whole marathon and it was low time commitment. Like, to be honest, I hadn't even run probably a month before my marathon and still was able to finish with like awful time. So I'm sure you can do it. I just wanted to let you know. Try it. What was that? I was going to say, did you start out at like a base level of mediocre fitness? Um, somewhat like, you know, going to the gym once in a while, but no, I hadn't run in a long time. I like you as a travel soccer player, so it has been a long time since I was running up and down that field consistently. Yeah. What about kids? You know, how kids do little like walkathons at school? How long are those walkathons? Because I remember when we were in school, we used to have to like walk around like the school's football field. We had to do the mile, the timed mile. What was it? I remember that I hated that. I would do like something like that, like maybe, maybe, oh, again, join, you love walking, join like a walking club. Sarah has big boobs, she says. Sarah. Sure. Something like that. Yeah. What's going on? So I ran the half last year, the half marathon in Detroit, and I'm not as big as Megan, but I'm bigger and it is still pretty painful. I only had one bra that would work for me when I ran and it still wasn't awesome. What do you suggest then for a large-breasted woman? The Palatine, like someone else suggested, I have that too and that works much better. Or she could do the-- What tax bracket do you think I'm-- They have a relay in Detroit for the marathon where she could like partner up with other people and only run like a short period of time as opposed to like a walk. So Megan, we're actually doing a relay. My sister and I want to get together a relay team to support my niece. This year, if you want to do that, it'd be super fun. Yeah. Because then it breaks it up. And as far as-- Can you throw in support your niece because then I-- Because now you have to say yes. I know. That's why I do. Yeah, but that was so rude of you. But when we go back to the whole lab thing-- So you're doing it. You know how you would like pay kids a dollar, a lap for some charity event? Hear me out. I think listeners should pay me to do laps and it just goes towards my student loans. Okay. You know what? There you go. I'll tell you what. That was a great idea. That's great. It's Mojo in the morning show. I've been wanting to hear this story, so we teased it. One of your friends went out with a guy, only to have this guy do something that some people might think is creepy. Some people might not think it's creepy. So a little bit of a back story, just so you can understand a girlfriend of mine, one of my single girlfriends, has been seeing a guy that she met on Hins for maybe like three weeks now. It has not been a month, okay? And to be fair, she really really likes this guy, but she went to his condo. This was the night before last to have a drink before they went out to dinner, and she had been there before, but this time there was something very different that she noticed. He had two framed photos of her in his condo, one on a shelf in his living room and one on his kitchen counter. Psycho. And she didn't venture into his bedroom yet to see if there are more, but now she's freaked out. And, okay, so one of the photos is of a selfie that they took, like on his phone. The other one is from her Instagram, and it's just, that was going to be my question. So she texted our girls group chat, and she now, all of a sudden, well, first of all, she's bummed because, like I said, she really likes this guy, but now she thinks he slightly psycho because he printed out photos from his phone, and they've only been dating for not even a month. So they've been. I put them in frames. They've been seeing each other for less than a month. They did take pictures together, but they took a selfie together. Right. That was one. That was one. And another photo. Another photo he printed out a photo of her, just her from her Instagram. All right. So, so let me just talk about psychoness with this real quick and give my point of view on this. Number one, guys that frame any photos are psycho. All right. Enough said. Move on to this. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. Guys that have a time to go buy a frame and frame a photo. You are psycho. Yes. I love yourself. Oh, is that a West thing? He is such a photo framer. Yes. Okay. All right. So second thing to go and grab the photo off social media is where they come. He completely crossed the line. Yeah. Because you have to take it. Save it to your phone. And then what uploaded into the, you know, what at Walgreens at whatever, wherever you're getting your photos from and go get it. That's wacky. Do we know if it was a joke, like did he play it off like, I don't think he did. I haven't actually talked to her in person, but the way that she texted the group chat makes me see or makes it seem like she was pretty freaked out by it. It's giving obsessed. Norman Bates vibes. I'm sorry. There's definitely some obsession vibes in this whole thing. I don't know. Has anybody ever had that happen to them where they went and saw that the person had, like remember the days when you had like the, like a bulletin board where you put a bunch of pictures? Oh, yeah. I mean, this might actually be your day right now. I'm just saying like, I've gotten married and been married for a while, but or the collage picture ones. Yeah. I've seen the, the date bowl where they keep things from like your dates, like the ticket stub. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. So I've seen that. I've never seen the picture. The reason that picture thing came up was I remember I dated a girl and I was dating her. Her name was Rose was right before Chelsea. And this is the infamous Rose who stole from me. She actually stole my personal item. No, I'm a hern. Honestly, she stole my B 96 killer B jacket that I had from B 96 in Chicago. It was one of those leather letterman's jackets that was like so awesome. And I would love to have that in my, my radio, you know, bin. But I remember we saw, we were seeing each other for probably a little over a month. And I went over to her house and she had one of those frames where it was pictures of a bunch of things. Uh huh. And one of the frames that she had was pictures of the two of us. Yeah. And let me just say this to you. Some of those pictures in that thing, like it was back in the day when you had to get film developed at Walgreens, they didn't develop that fast. Like they didn't, they, you know, she paid extra though. She paid way extra because one of the pictures that was inside of that frame was a picture from like a day or two before that. And she got that thing developed that fast and put that frame together that fast. And I thought that was a little kind of nutty. Yeah. Okay. But I have a question then. How good was she in bed? Crazy. Crazy equals crazy and bad. Yes. You're, you're absolutely right. She was definitely good. And you want to see the picture he had up from her, his grandma's printed out. You're not saying her name, the pretty picture, the pretty picture of her. Oh, wow. It's like a, is that a beach photo or something? Yeah. She's on a beach. Yeah. Wow. Aaron, what's going on? What do you think about this? Hey, let's, let's not judge the guy too much. He just had to prove to his friends and his parents that he has a girlfriend. That's one of them together, of them together, then there's one of just her. That actually might be an interesting reason why he did it. Maybe he did want to prove that he actually was dating somebody to other people. You know, maybe, you know, you got to prove to the bros. They am. I met this pretty girl. They never believed you. But I will say this though, but here's, but here's something that's, that's interesting with this. If he thought it was weird, he would not have let her see that he had this up there. He didn't think this was weird. He knew she was coming over. Yeah. And so one of the things that she texted us was what's next? I'm scared. I'm going to change his profile picture on his social media to a photo of us every three weeks, right? Maybe he thought maybe this is the thing. Maybe he wanted to show her how much he was dedicated to this relationship, which is sweet in theory, but it just, you have to be real careful with the timing there. Your friend. I love that dedication, but little, little too soon. Your friend was the wrong person to be going out with him. You should have been the one going out with him because you, you would have fallen for this. You would have been like, Oh, really, or no, no, I am very sappy. Yeah. Very sappy. But that would scare me a little bit. Shannon would have married him. Like she would. This would have been like the greatest thing ever. I'm like, this is the wrong guy for this is my whole art movie. It's mojo in the morning, sweet, five lives to tell your Ashley. Hello, five lives to tell your mom guys going on a cruise together, huh? Yes, we are. Man. Where you guys cruising? What part of the world? It's either the Eastern or Western Caribbean, so we're going to like the Bahamas and Grand Turk, so it'll be fun. I like it. Is family vacation? Yep. So we're going with my dad and my fiance as well for my mom's birthday. All right. We're going to make mom feel like this vacation may not happen and there might be some issues. Okay. Five lives to tell your mom. Line number one, you're going to say, Mom, I just got an email from the cruise line. Line number two, say the air conditioning stopped working again. Line number three, we can still go on for the stationary cruise though. Line number four, the boat won't leave the dock and line number. By the way, this is the bobble boat and line number five, say they'll make the boat feel like it's moving when it's not. Oh, this is fun. This is like a ride at Disney or something here. We're going to call mom and have some fun with her for five lives. Okay. Oh, hey, what? Oh, I just got an email from the crew. What? It said that the air stopped working again. Are you kidding me? Yeah. And I guess the boat's not going to leave the port now. What do we do? Well, they're offering to do like a stationary cruise, I guess, where the boat is still on the dock so that it can be connected to generators so that the air works. I don't know. Yeah. But I guess that they make it feel like you're like still on the cruise, like they have wind going to make it seem like you're like sailing. And I guess they blow like sense through so that you think that you're like in the Turks and Caicos still, or they put us any money back? I don't know. They didn't say anything about money. I mean, do you still want to go on it if the boat doesn't move? Well, my airfare and another is refundable. I mean, I guess we can still use the drink package on it. Is this actually what it is? Yes. It might not be bad if they, you know, make it feel like you're moving. I can't believe this. Yeah, I don't know. The four again of my life. Yeah. I mean, do you think that I'm making this up? A stationary cruise, really? One that doesn't move, but they hit blow fans and make it smell like you're in the Turks and Caicos. I just put on that group. Has anyone received an email? Some **** thing, the ship has no air will be stationary. Yeah, maybe somebody will write back to you on there. All right. I'll call them. Bye. Sorry. Bye. Bye. Let's call her back real quick. Where's she called? Hold on. That's it. Hello. Vicki. Yeah. Hi, I just called your daughter on the other line. How you doing? Good. Are you? Good. This is Bob. I'm from cruise lines. Yeah. Yeah. Your daughter had called to talk about your guys' cruise, your pending cruise that you're going on? Right. We're having an issue with the ship. Some issues with keeping the air on while the boat is sailing. Is this a joke? No. It's not. I know. This is tough. You guys are planning a family vacation and this happens, but we're willing to give you a refund. We can't refund, obviously, your airline tickets. That's on you. Yeah. And my scooter and my drink package, and yeah, but with the drink package, we'll be able to double your drink package. We'll give you the premium alcohols. I cannot believe this. What are you celebrating? My birthday. Oh, happy birthday. If you don't mind me asking, what do we celebrate in one number? 60. Oh, 60th birthday sitting at port would be a lot better than hanging out in Lincoln Park, Michigan. I've been there before. I can't believe this. Yeah. We'll still do all the normal stuff, too, you know, conga lines and play the escape pinna colada song. But I mean, this has been going on for a while. I've gone to the Facebook group. How come it can't be said? Well, you know what? There's some issues with it. It's been hot. It's been a hot summer. I don't know if you've noticed this. There's a global warming going on right now. How about we give you a little extra spin through the buffet line at midnight? They have those late night buffets. No. Listen, nobody goes on a cruise to actually see what the islands look like. They go on the cruise to drink their faces and eat their faces off. I don't know. What are other people doing? I don't know. Let me, you know what? Let me. I got some people on the phone line here. Little people in, OK? This is nice. Ladies Shannon here. Shannon. You're going on the cruise. You agreed to go. I've got on the phone with us Vicki and Ashley from Southgate and Lincoln Park, Michigan. Oh, hello. Will you tell them how excited you are to go on this cruise? Yeah. Actually, I'm really excited. I don't know how to swim anyway, so this makes me feel a lot more comfortable and I'm going to make the best of it. Fantastic. You see what I mean, Vicki? I know, but I'm not going to be eaten at midnight. You know, one of the reasons why I'm going on this cruise is it or to the other port. I mean, I think they have fun and they're on the cruise set, but... Oh, we'll have fun, Vicki. You can come to my room instead of going to the other ports. Why? You can scoot on over to my room instead of going to the other ports. Oh, I don't think these guys even realize Vicki and Ashley, you don't understand. This is the swingers cruise. Right. You're poor Mom. Not really. Not really. Oh, yeah. Let's call it a move. How do we end up there? Your Mom reminds me of Aunt Pat. Aunt Pat! No, whole time. I'm listening to you. I'm going, this woman won't even be happy in Turks and Caigos. Oh my God, it's Aunt Pat. You know that on this cruise, your Mom's going to still be miserable because she's going to still be upset. Hello? Hello. Vicki. This is the joke. Vicki. I didn't sign up for no swinger cruise, and I've already asked other people, they get not heard of this. I'm calling a **** right now. What did you do? Do you text them and say, "Did you hear about the swingers cruise?" No. I mean, it's not funny. I don't know who you are. Vicki. We're here to wish you an early, happy 60th birthday from your daughter, Ashley. This is the Mojo in the morning show. Oh my God, I'm, you know what, Mojo, I cannot see his dead meat. Vicki. No, I didn't get a heart attack. I'm crying. Vicki. You are not crying. Vicki. Yes I am. Oh, Vicki. Oh my God. Ashley, you asked ****. I can make us do this. Now I didn't know these people on Facebook is a joke. I think they're going to be very happy to find out that the cruise isn't going to be stationary and full of swingers. Well, he's never thinking about my husband a pineapple shirt. You know what? I think it's going to be swinging as my sister on Ashley. Vicki, happy early birthday. Thank you, Mojo, Shannon, everybody. Oh, you're welcome. Yes. Listen, no, you're going to have fun on this cruise and the air is going to work. Well, at least we think, you know, I know I've got to explain all these people on Facebook. Oh my God. Vicki, we're going to give you a prize for being on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. Oh, my God, thank you. It's Mojo in the morning, five to three, five lies to tell your mom. If you have never seen Megan's dog, she's a goblin, well, you might miss Coraline because Coraline is so skinny, she's tiny and she's just a little bit so small and she's so cute. Okay. I love slash hate my dog because she's the best slash worst dog in the whole world and I have an Italian Greyhound. They're called Aggies. They're pretty rare. I wouldn't say they're a very common dog, but they are exactly the same as Greyhound dogs. They're just much, much smaller. So my dog looks like a Greyhound puppy, but she's full grown and she's eight pounds. I love her again. I love her before I get into the store because I do talk mad crap about her throughout this. But I think there's this thing that pet owners do and it's we talk to and about our dogs like they are infant children and listen, I'll be the first person to say that I hate that I do this, but it is also an unstoppable behavior that is unchangeable at this point. I'm stuck with it. It's going to happen. And when I go to either vets or pet stores because my dog is pretty rare, but she's also pretty noticeable. Like people who are into dogs like know what she is. You just don't see them that often. A lot of times people go, can I pet your dog? Can I take a picture of your dog? Can I meet her? Can I give her a treat? Whatever it is? Because. Oh my God. Why do we all take our voices so much? So the thing is because she's so small, which is relevant to the story, she really doesn't like being approached from above. She's a very nervous dog. She doesn't like other people. Unless I pick her up, then she loves being pet by strangers, so she's not like aggressive or anything like that. But anytime somebody wants to pet her, I have to bend down, pick her up, bring her up to our level, then she loves it. And I'm talking and I'm like, the girl asked to pet my dog and I go, "Yeah, one second." And I go, "I'm getting a little nervous dog, I want your attention, but I don't want to come up to you because I'm just letting you do it." The guy behind me checking out starts huffing, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms. "Sir, you are in a pet store. I know you have a pet or else, why the hell are you here?" And I know you do the same exact thing I do. So put your attitude on the back shelf and get out of here. I don't need it because we all do it. It's not a me thing. I'll be honest. I'm with them. No. You're the same thing. No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes. I won't do that. I first off, I think that the whole good boy, you know, stuff like that. You're like the best bull? Oh my God. You're the only good boy. No. I talk to my animals. Actually, I haven't heard mojo talk to his animals when we've been on the phone and there is not an ounce of affection in our way. No. It's like, "Henry, Louis, get outside." Henry. Henry. I actually now don't call Henry Henry anymore. You're not mean. It's very monotone. When I yell at him, it sounds like I'm saying, "Henry, Henry, get over here." I'm like yelling at him. But no, I don't do the whole thing. I'm like that guy. I would roll my eyes at you talking to your dog that way. Okay. Cool. Get a life. No, but I truly think there is very little joy in the swirls that people talk to their kids or their dogs, their little kids. Just let me have this moment. My dog's in a hole. It doesn't like anybody. Just let me talk to her like a child. You have any idea how I don't give a ****. I don't know. I just sit there and when I see that and I see you doing that, it's just like nails on a chalkboard. Whatever. I dress her up, too. We almost bought our crocs yesterday. Oh, come on. They're talking about rocks. They're called water boots. And they are for sure doggy crocs. Really? Yeah. I'm also the kind of person at the store where I try to get my dog to pick out me a toy. No, they actually have dog cracks. But what's the reason? Oh, my gosh. Just so they can... Dogs like honesty. They can match their, you know, their owners. Yeah. But honestly, dogs shouldn't be walking without shoes in the summer. Like they can burn their feet. It's so sad. What's up, Teresa? Good morning. How are you? We're doing okay, Teresa. What do you think about the people that rolled their eyes at Megan? Can you believe anybody would roll their eyes at Megan? No, no, no. And her dog is adorable. Caroline is great. My son has two wippets and they're kind of like that dog. Yeah, they're cousins. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And that says they're fine. But leave your dog home when you go to Home Depot and everywhere else. Absolutely not. Nope. Absolutely not. I love taking my dog to Lowe's. And I will tell you, Lowe's have dog treats at the cash registers because so many dogs go absolutely not. Yes. Because you have to have respect of those of us who have allergies. Like we love to shop also and we love your animals and we visit your house. We respect you because that's their home. That's fair. But in the public, they don't need to be there. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. I don't have allergies, but I like it when people just don't have their dogs around. People that bring them in their office, too, right? But do put shoes on them in the summertime because they're little feet you burn on the asphalt. When people like, you know, with their dogs all over the place, carrying them around. Because you make my eyes swell so bad and I can't breathe. The funny part is I never talk about her in a nice way. I only talk about her in a negative way just in a nice place. What's going on? Yeah, you're right. You are the worst dog ever. What's going on, Sarah? Hi, guys. Hey, Maggie. Hey, Megan, I am totally with you. I'm like, I've done babies, but my dog's voice is also my baby voice, like, no doubt about it. He is a big, just goofy looking guy. You know what I want to do, by the way, here, I got a contest. I want to do. I want you to call us up. You stay there, Sarah, because I'll let you finish your thought. I want you to call us up and I want you to call us up and do your either dog voice or your dude voice, your voice for your guy. Call us up and talk in the voice and you say the name and then we have to guess whether or not by your name that you call out, is it your guy or is it your dog? You know what I mean? Since you talk to talk to your dog again and say your dog's name, Sarah. That's got to be your guy, right? Is that your guy? No. Yeah. So call us up and do it. Now let me hear it. Do you have a boyfriend or a husband or anybody? I do. Yeah. All right. Go ahead. Talk. Talk dirty to him right now. Go ahead. Yeah, like talk talk to him like because the voice is in the same voice like when you really want something like when you want him to empty the dishwasher or you want him to scratch your back. Yeah. Go ahead. That's more of a. The other. Hi. How are you? All right. Same thing. So I want something from Kenobi and I want something from my husband. It's the same voice. Yeah. I want you to call us up eight for four mojo live eight for four six six five six five four eight. It's time to play like a stump the chump or something like that. I don't know what do they call these contests on other radio shows where people have to call us up and then we have to gas. I don't know. They always have this thing. Jill, what's going on? Are you there? Yeah. Good morning. I don't know how people talk to their pets like anything but babies because I never made that choice. This happened and then last week and I was at a graduation party and was actually talking to an infant baby, a human baby and it felt weird because it wasn't my fur baby. Oh, really? Did you find yourself talking to the human baby less, you know, nice than you would talk to your fur baby? Oh, no. For sure. Just like the same as I talked to my cats, but it was weird because there was a real human baby. Oh, wow. Hey, Jill, do us a favor. Do you do you have a partner? I do not. It's just my task. Maybe that's why they get all the love. I apologize. I'm sorry. Leah, are you there? I am. All right. Leah, I want you to pick. You can pick either whoever you're in a relationship with or your animal and I want you to talk to them. And then we have to guess which one you're talking to, but you talk to them in that voice that you always do. Okay? Okay. Go ahead. All right. That's got to be an animal. Yeah. I would never be that nice to another human. Wait. Is that your. It was. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Wait. Oh, geez. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, geez. Oh, my God. Danielle. Are you there? I am. Danielle. Hey, good morning. Danielle, let's see if you can stump us with this one here. You pick either your animal or pick your relationship. Talk to them. And then we have to guess. Okay, that's the cutest ever totally your pet, right? Yeah. Oh, wait. Is his name Mcaroni? No, I wish I was going to say who named him chief and then somehow it evolved cheese and now cheese macaroni. Oh, my God. How are pets names evolved like my dog has like seven names at this point. So depending on how angry I get Sylvia, are you there? Hi, good morning. Good morning. What's going on? Sylvia, talk to us. Try to stump us. Talk to us or talk to your your animal or your pet. Hi, Papa, who's the most handsome is boy. I love you. Hi, guy. You're so handsome. You're so handsome. By the way, if you're calling them Papa, it's got to be your dude, right? Yeah. No, it's my guy. Oh, man, oh, that's awful that we love. We're not very good at this. See? Yeah. Do you call your guy, Papa, then to or no? What do you call him? You know, yeah, she's like, yeah, by the way, if you just go, hey, Poppy or whatever, like they come out, which one would come to you faster? Oh, it's when it comes back. Yeah. All right. Thank you for the call. Much of the morning, Joe K P. So who is this girl? It's my access sister. Oh, is this the acts that you always when you say you say, my acts, or is this the this is my acts, I didn't do anything wrong. Oh, really? Yeah. So this is the acts we like or the acts we don't like? This is the acts we like. Okay. Yeah. All right, which by the way, the acts that we don't like, you think that he ever listens to the show? I have no idea. I don't know. It's weird. Isn't it when you're doing radio in your hometown and your exes could be listening to you? Yeah, it is weird. He doesn't live in like this area, though. He lives in like, like Ann Arbor area, which could still be listening. And by the way, just so anybody that lives in Ann Arbor knows, we consider you our area. Just so you know, you're within our immediate, you said my whole time listening area, no, but they get here. You said my hometown. He said, I'm Lake Oreo attention, Ann Arbor attention Ann Arbor. If you went to school or dated KP, just so you know, we're not talking about you. Also, they can double down. It's one of the few cities where multiple stations get picked up. That's right. One of the places to something else over there. All right. Let's go ahead and talk about it. You know what Mike, you got it. Mike, that might be the smartest thing. All right. So KP, this is the X's that we like sister. Where did you see her? So I went to Nashville with my ex's sister and I feel like most people would be weirded out by if you break up with someone, your sister is still hanging out with the X and I want to ask the guys on the show. Like if you were in his situation, would you be disturbed? Because her and I stayed friends even after we broke up and even his parents, like I still chat with his mom occasionally and he's had new girlfriends since that has happened. And but I went on a full, full trip with her. Like I went to see her in Nashville and we spent four days together. And she ended up like spilling the tea a little bit about his his new girlfriends. Oh, really? Did she not like the new girlfriend? I mean, I don't know about the recent one, but like other ones she had said, like a couple of things about like just the situation. Did you that make you feel good? Because it makes you know, you realize that you, you know, were well liked by the the the X's sister and maybe the X's family, right? Is it bad if I say yes, Oh, it's the best. I was the guy. See, I'm the difference in this one because I know you asked the guys for this, but I was the guy who hung out with all the family members of my X's. So I was the one that they're always, you know, I was Tommy. So I was like the, Oh, we love Tommy and what it did was the girls that I dated, it drove them crazy that their brothers, their sisters, their uncles, their parents, their grandparents, all loved me. And so I would always be around, but I would think that that would probably drive him nuts. She said it kind of does. Oh, good. But he can't say anything because he still messages my brother, Davey. Oh, so you can't be mad for me. I mean, I guess taking a trip with the sister is a little different from Instagram messaging memes daily, but like, it's, it's similar. Like you still talk to my siblings and I found out that one of my brothers asked him to come to our graduation party to like he was going to show up at the family party and I haven't seen him in three years. So he can't be upset about it. Yeah. Everybody still talks like he'll be over for Thanksgiving. No, or she'll be over for Thanksgiving and then next thing you know, they move the coats off the bed. His mom did give me some green bean casserole for Thanksgiving, like in a little baggie and picked it up. Oh, the mom loves you. That is my love language. Do you think that he knew ahead of time of you coming to Nashville and staying with her? Do you think that he knew that was happening or she told him after the fact and after probably all these pictures were posted on social? He knows that we still hang out and talk, but I don't know if you knew about these plans until the night before or I'm sorry when she had visited Michigan last because she lives in Nashville and they were talking about becoming down there in front of him. Oh, I want to know eight for four mojo live eight for four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight either who still hangs out with their ex's family or who is in a relationship right now with somebody new and then the ex keeps coming around your family. You got to call and tell us how you feel about both of those situations. I'm close with my ex's family. I know you are. Yeah. Like his mom and dad came to my wedding, my baby showers, and I took half his point. I was obviously zero interested in ever getting back together with him nor did I after we broke up, but I loved his mom and dad. I loved his mom and dad. Did it ever cause any issues in the relationships then that you went like your ex has been? Yeah. My ex has been Andrew. I think he probably thought it was weird, but he also knew that there were no feelings there, you know, between him and I, but I could see what that's still weird. It is. I know people who are like an ex is an ex for a reason. Yeah. Actually, I went to an ex's wedding. Oh, wow. Yeah. As the dad, I really miss like some of my kids' ex's. Yeah. You talk about that a lot. I really miss Joe's ex-girlfriend. I know you do. Katie. I loved her. I seriously, she was like the best. And then Ryan, I miss a Jacob's ex-boyfriend and actually, to be honest with you, I would rather hang out with both Ryan and Katie than Jacob and Joe. Yes, Maggie. Hook up Katie with intern Steve. Oh my God. No. Steve's not, Steve's not good enough. Okay, but you know what I found out about the new girlfriend? Yeah. I found out that his sister doesn't even follow her on Instagram. Oh, really? That's usually not good. Yeah. And I feel like if I were her, I would feel super, I would feel more self-conscious if I was the new girlfriend. And I knew that the sister, the older sister, was hanging out with the ex. Yeah. You know what it is? It's the fact that they probably think that you might come back into this picture. They're hoping for that. Is that what, is this? Really? Yeah. Did you, wait. Did you break up with him or he broke up with you? I broke up with him. Oh. You know, I'm telling you. I think they want. He does look pretty good. Like, he grew a mustache since if we broke up and he looks really good. Uh-oh. Watch out. Do we, were you, were you and the sister while you guys had downtime? Were you guys looking through picture books and, oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We were looking. I mean, she's not, she doesn't like to talk about it too much, but she did like, you know, tell me about things like where he works and what he's doing. Right now, because I do ask her this drama is why I go in and disappoint immediately. No concerns after that. Denny, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Hey Mojo. How you doing, buddy? Oh, I miss. Many time caller. Many time always. Oh, I like that. We don't have anything for you. Thank you. Thank you for that. Um, what, what do you, uh, what do you think of this of KP hanging out with her ex-boyfriend sister? Uh, she, I do it, I do it too, because my ex, I don't think he said, I think he says she. Mm. Yeah. You dumped it. Shit. So, so you wait. So you, you actually, uh, still go around your ex's family. What are you doing right now? You go around her mom. What is that noise, by the way? I'm welding. He's well, you're, you're, you're welding, you're welding right now while we're talking on the air. You can't stop for one second. I don't, I didn't hear him. Okay. Did you say heck yeah? Or would you say? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Her mom always invites me for your event. So, like, they're Thanksgiving, Christmas or anything, uh, Father's Day, Mother's Day. So her new boyfriends would be there and she'd be like, what, no, looking at me while I'm here. But, you know, her mom always invites me to say, hey, this is, this or her, uh, or fiance, always get doed here. Yeah. I say, making her mad because, you know, cause she likes me better than her, uh, her new boyfriend. Yeah. All right. Go back to welding. Have a great one. We'll see you, Danny. All right. Take care of yourself. Denny's are welding away right now. Like hold on. Wait, did you have the mask down when you were welding while you were talking to us? How did you do that and not have make it sound like you're in like, uh, a Darth Vader mask or something? How did I happen? Oh, cause I got my earpiece in here. Oh, really? I thought, I thought for sure it's like, um, welding right now and you're inside the mask. Get that. That's me. All right. Take, take care of Denny. All right. I'll go. All right. Uh, don't let him be a many time caller again, please. Um, so KP, let's go to the bad accent. Oh my God. The bad access family, do they even want anything to do with you anymore? Or do they, are they out of the picture too? So this is going to sound awful, but I never met his mom. I never met anybody in his family. How long did you guys see each other? Almost a year. Red. There you go. What was the reason? Like, um, I just think that he was not a good guy, so he just didn't want to get involved like that. He, well, he obviously was, I mean, listen, if they don't introduce you to their family members after a year, not even his mother for gosh sake, you know that there's something going on. Yeah. There was a lot of stuff going on in that situation. All right. You can't hear us because he's an Ann Arbor. So yeah, you ain't. That's good. Yeah. Producer KP loves country boys like a farmer loves his John Deere. This is Mojo in the morning. Hey, everyone. It is Ryan Seacrest here ready to heat up your summer vacation. Get ready. Things are about to get sizzling at Chumba Casino. Your summer getting a whole lot hotter with a special daily login bonus waiting just for you. So sign up now for reals of fun and reals of prizes right here at Chumba Casino with yours truly. Join me at Chumba Casino.com and dive into a summer of social casino fun sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW group void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply Mojo in the morning show. Shannon had a thing happen to her that honestly, I think she's way too honest about. I think she should have done what 99.9% of people we're going to do and just be quiet. Let's call it my big fat paycheck because normally my paycheck is not a big fat paycheck. And so you know how when you know it's payday and you're like, ooh, we got paid today. So like I went to check what the current balance was in my checking account because we had just gotten paid. And I know what I normally get paid, you know, about. And so I check my account and I realize I'm checking on my phone. I realize I have a ton of money in it. Like it's not a normal amount of money has been deposited from iHeartMedia, okay? My paycheck from the radio station was absolutely astronomical. And so you saw me come in and I said to you, I was like, something happened. So I get onto this little app that we have to see our paycheck stubs because I'm like, something is weird here. And I see that there is some sort of bonus on my paycheck that I know definitely did not belong to me. Like how much more are we talking like double more? Oh, we are talking about let me do the, let me do the math of what I normally like percentage. I'm not going to get too, too, you know, personal with you, but like percentage wise, we're talking about eight times more than I know times more. We got Mojo check. So I know it's not my money and you know, it's not and so I emailed our bosses Tony and Colleen and I'm like, I, I think I even said in my email, I really wish this was what my paycheck looked like on a normal basis, but it was not. How do you know that it wasn't like Bob Pittman's way of saying we had a great year. Well, it was, it was under the performance bonus category, which I have, I've never gotten anything in that category. We get ratings bonuses. Everyone's in a great while. Like I would. I hope we get one of those too, but this was nothing I had ever seen before until I'm like, I know this was not meant for me, but secretly I'm like, but please God, let it be for me. It was not for me. Can I tell you they figured out what happened? She was like, I emailed everybody. It's taken care of. And the first thing I said was, I'm so disappointed in you. I know. This is the one time when, when you say, I'm not a Christian, I know, here's the problem with that. No, here's the problem with that because then down the line, well, one, I would feel honest. I would feel super guilty, but two down the down the line, it gets discovered. And then you have to pay back that money. One money. And that's like a big pain in the butt. Do you know what I mean? Well, money, which now I have to pay back anyway, I don't, nobody's contacted me with how to do this. What did you, what did you find out? And who's mistake was it? It was payroll, whoever does our payroll, which I don't know who that is. And the, the bonus was legit for somebody who has a very, very similar name to me in the company. Kidding me. So some other Shannon was supposed to get this much money. Well, find out who the hell that Shannon is, what she does and let's find out what, how we can do. Yeah. We need her to, to be our new consultant. Look, it is not your responsibility. And look, shout out to you for, I'm not knocking you for doing what you do. Wouldn't have been me though. But what I'm saying is it's not your responsibility to solve someone else's error. And once it became a problem, a few things will happen. Either you're going to put me on a payment plan to pay it back, or we can figure out a way to take some money out of my bi-weekly paycheck. So I don't know what I have to do now, because the money still in my account after you invest that money in crypto and Tom bring run, run, like that's, the blessings coming all sizes. And it's not my question. The acts were to bless and came from exactly, but then when you have to pay that blessing back a couple of months later and you're like, oh, shoot, has any, has anybody ever gotten something like this, eight, four, four, mojo live, eight, four, four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight where money was falling from heaven right into your lap or into the I hard payroll account. What's going on Morgan? How you doing? Good. How are you? We're doing good. Shannon's rich and she's buying us breakfast. Guess what we're getting this morning. We're getting first watch on door to double dash of charge. Your turn. What's up, Morgan? So about six months ago, my grandpa had $34,000, randomly deposited into his bank account. And he had called the bank multiple times and they won't take it back. So he currently still has that money. Yeah, grabs. Hell yeah. You know what? Grandpa could die and he, you know what, let him, let him live his life. If I was grandpa, you know what, I would go buy with that what Viagra, lots of it. Look at it. The right way. This is more than in irritants, you tell, you tell grandpa to call me and I'll help him spend that money. I love old people. All right. I'll let them know. Thank you. Jeremy. I was going to call you Germany. Jeremy. What's going on, Jeremy? Hi. So, a couple of years ago, my salary changed and, well, I was supposed to because I went to a higher commission plan and I did not realize that my salary never changed. So I got paid an extra 10 grand for the year is not, they were. They didn't say, oh, we made a mistake and they took it back. They didn't notice. No one ever said a single thing to me. Buddy, what are you doing tonight? Not taking any of us out. Do you think they would notice if I didn't take it? No, absolutely. Honestly. I think that it would have taken them probably a week or two weeks of you trying to track you down. But I agree with Cav. I think by the time that they do track it down, they probably can pull the money out. But if you got nothing in it, what I would do is I'd empty my account out, put it all into it. I'd put it all into another account or actually what you should do is, and this is actually an interesting thing, tell me if this is illegal, you got a bunch of money there right now, invest it for like a week and something that you know could go up in a week and then dump the, you know, you got to risk that it could go down, but you might have, you might have the ability to go out and buy something and then have it turn some money for you. Make money on their money. Bob Pittman would do the same to us. Talk about it, Ben, you want to be voices guys? Yeah, I work at one of the three casinos in the city and my last name was the same as my boss's last name and I got his salary for about a year and a half till they found out. And when they figured it out, did you have to pay back? Yeah, I just pleaded stupid to like, well, I don't know, I don't look at my Jack. I just spend the money and then they made payment plans. Wow. So how much money was that boss making more than you? Oh, it was probably over $15. Man. One hour more. $15 an hour more. That's a lot. It's considerable, right? Yeah. For a year and a half. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. I'm like, do you walk by that boss all the time and say, bitch better have my money. He got fired. Oh, yeah, even after the fact he got fired, he was done. He got fired by two of the three casinos. Oh my goodness. Wow. Well, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Take care of yourself. All right. Two of the three casinos. This guy is like wearing his cell phone. It's the second date of day, a mojo in the morning. Why are you not getting a call back? We're going to find out this morning. Laney on with us this morning, not getting a call back. So tell us, how long have you guys been talking to each other, Laney? We haven't really been talking to each other too long. We matched on Tinder. And I honestly just thought that we were just hooking up, you know what I mean? But then when he came over, like, I actually really liked him. Yeah, like he bought me food. Well, it doesn't take very much, but yeah, that's no, that's my love language, you know? So like when he came over, he brought food and I just, I was just surprised. I literally thought we were just hooking up. Wow. Yeah, you know, but all right. So here's the story. You thought he was just a hookup, but then you thought it was a relationship and now he's not calling you back. What's the situation? We're going to find out second date update. Jared is on the phone with us. Jared, are you okay with me on the radio with us? Yeah. Yeah. Jared, I want you to say hello to Laney. Hey, what's up? Hey, Jared, I don't know if you could hear Laney speaking before I picked up the phone with you. She's kind of feeling a little hurt that you're not talking to her. What's going on? Why are you not getting back to her or calling her or texting her? I don't. I don't have a number. Yeah. Well, there you go. Oh my God. Case closed. I like tried messaging you on Tinder, but I couldn't find you. You weren't there. So I figured you had like you weren't into it. Oh my God. Oh my God. I deleted Tinder after I date. Well, there you go. There's a misunderstanding. Oh my God. I totally forgot that I didn't give you my number and that I just had yours. Well, then where's where we're going to do because of our producers tracked down Jared and we're able to get ahold of him, but we're going to share Laney's number with you, Jared, so that you guys can get in contact with each other. Yeah, no, that's cool, but I don't know. I don't I actually don't think this is like really such a good idea anymore. So. Wait. Oh. Why? Nothing. It's just that I'm only I was only going to be in Michigan for a couple of months. And now I'm actually leaving earlier than I expected to. So to me, there's like not really any point because I'm going to be taking it off then. So you're leaving the state? Yeah. Yeah, I was only supposed to be here temporarily for a job and I got moved back early. So why are you going out on dates if you knew you were leaving? Well, I wasn't a date like like how we were just going to hook up. That's all we talked about. We like had a good time and we were going to hook up. And yeah, I definitely liked during we had a good time, but then I was like, I did try and reach out because I was like, you know, I'm here a few more weeks and we can have some fun. So, you know, I'm, you know, sort of getting ready to leave. So so you're you're moving going out of state, but yet still on Tinder looking at relationships. I wouldn't say relationships and like also, you never know nowadays, but not definitely not really. I just thought we had something special. We really know. I just, I just, I just was he clear that he was not looking for a relationship? You know, I've got to give it to him like he was clear, you know, like I said, and it was just, it was just supposed to be a hookup. I just maybe, maybe that's my fault, you know, I just, I just felt something special. You know, I just, I guess it just caught the field. I don't usually do that. So that's my bad, my bad. This stuff happens a lot in, in, in, I know you said Tinder, but this happens even on hinge and mumble too. And I remember back when Ellen was our producer, I remember she would tell stories a lot about times that you'd just go out with guys and you're going out with the expectation that you're trying to meet somebody that's going to be either a friend or a boyfriend or somebody like that. And there's a lot of guys that will just go out for just a hookup, not telling the girls ahead of time what their plans are. Did you guys have any discussion at all about like him and what he was doing and where he's living and where he was going to live? We did. We did. We'd had the conversation. Like I said, but did he say that he was moving out of, of state that he was leaving Michigan? Yeah. I just, she kind of fell into me. Okay. I just really thought that since it was supposed to be, you know, for longer than obviously it is now, I honestly just got, I don't know what I, I don't know what I'm thinking. I've never, I've never used like a dating app, but my familiarity with Tinder is that it is just for hooking up with people. Is it like, I didn't think that's a series. So my friend, I mean, they're Mary now, but like what's her intention on going on here to like find somebody to date or just like find somebody to smash real quick. So when you're on these sites, it's pretty clear. Like people are very upfront about what they're looking for. Yeah. Usually, you know, like when, when we say it's just a hookup, like I said, like it's, it's just a hookup, you know, I just, I don't know, I just, but you just got into him. What's going on? Jordan. How are you? Well, I feel bad for both of them because it sounds like if this guy would have moved, he probably would have been wanting to do a relationship too. So. Is that wait? Is that the case? You think he's lions? Come on, bro. That's just the line. He sounded so real often legitimately moving. No, I don't think so. He said, well, sorry, bro, but I feel like the moment he came on, he's like, Oh, we had such a great time. I just didn't have your number. Then all of a sudden he's like, Oh, we'll get your number. He's like, Oh, but now I'm like, a story was being created as he was talking. Jordan, when Kevin does have it right, when when he calling it out, maybe this is just an excuse. I mean, I'm just trying to, I mean, we always dump on the guy. So I was trying to be, I know Jared is, Jared, is this just an excuse? No, no, no, no, no, no, like I'm, I'm definitely leaving, like, like I said, I think that way. Where are you going? I'm going. I'm going back. I'm from Virginia. So I'm going back there. Okay. All right. Yeah. I just, I'm like, I think we had a good time. I definitely would have hung out with her again. I don't know if there was like just deep love connection. So. I mean, very fair. I'm just meaning like there was just, there was just something there more than just like you came over so that, you know, we could hook up like I just felt more than that. I don't mean like you're my soulmate or oh my goodness, I'm going to marry this guy, you know, like I just felt like there was more there than just like the one time, you know, hook up Michelle wants to comment. What's up, Michelle? Hey, so I just wanted to say that I also met going on dating app and fell for them really hard, really quick and then got ghosted, but my point of this is that I whenever I heard her say that she caught filling once he brought her food, I was just like, wait, that was the turning point. They're so low at this point, you brought you food and your whole heart just ignited. I feel attacked and this is insane. Randy, what's up, it's Mojo in the morning, second aid update. Hey mother. How's it going? Good buddy. He just used the app for his internal purpose. I mean, everybody knows the dawn of the the tender, the dawn of time. It's basically just a smack ugly so that's what it is, right? That is. Yeah. And they did it. I do think it's still funny, though, that you just never exchanged your infirm. I know. Honestly. That's what dating app. Yeah. If you're on the app and you're talking that way, if he's treating this like a hookup situation, which he was, I wouldn't give my number out either. You want to you want to meet up again. You'll give your vagina, but you won't get to find it. That's amazing. This is the home of the dirty other 30 back throw down second date update and more of the roses. This is Mojo in the morning. Twenty plus years of idiocy and still going into Troy, Toledo and West Michigan. Get ready. Things are about to get sizzling at Chumba Casino. Your summer getting a whole lot hotter with a special daily login bonus waiting just for you. So sign up now for reals of fun and reals of prizes right here at Chumba Casino with yours. Truly. Join me at Chumba Casino dot com and dive into a summer of social casino fun sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. board were prohibited by law, 18 plus terms and conditions apply.