Mojo In The Morning
He Rolled His Eyes At Meaghan's Dog
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast powered by Michigan Auto Law. Auto accident attorneys visit auto law.com That's auto law.com. If you have never seen Megan's dog. She's a goblin. Well, you might miss Coraline because Coraline is so skinny. She's tiny. She's just a little bit so small and so cute. Okay, here's the thing. I I love slash hate my dog because she's the best slash worst dog in the whole world. And I have an Italian Greyhound. They're called Ighis. They're pretty rare. I wouldn't say they're a very common dog, but they are exactly the same as Greyhound dogs. They're just much, much smaller. So my dog looks like a Greyhound puppy, but she's full grown and she's eight pounds. And I love her again. I love her before I get into the story because I do talk mad crap about her throughout this. But I think there's this thing that pet owners do. And it's we talk to and about our dogs like they are infant children. And listen, I'll be the first person to say that I hate that I do this, but it is also an unstoppable behavior that is unchangeable at this point. I'm stuck with it. It's going to happen. So when I go to either vets or pet stores because my dog is pretty rare, but she's also pretty noticeable. Like people who are into dogs like know what she is. You just don't see him that often. A lot of times people go, Can I pet your dog? Can I take a picture of your dog? Can I meet her? Can I give her a treat? Whatever it is? Because she's a little kid. Oh my God. Why do we all teach our voices so much? So the thing is she because she's so small, which is relevant to the story, she really doesn't like being approached from above. She's a very nervous dog. She doesn't like other people unless I pick her up. Then she loves being pet by strangers. So she's not like aggressive or anything like that. But anytime somebody wants to pet her, I have to bend down, pick her up, bring her up to our level. Then she loves it. And I'm talking, I'm like, the girl asked to pet my dog and go, Yeah, one second, I go, I'm a little nervous. I want your attention. But I don't want to come up to you because I'm just letting you dig. The guy behind me checking out starts huffing, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms. Sir, you are in a pet store. I know you have a pet or else. Why the hell are you here? And I know you do the same exact thing I do. So put your attitude on the back shelf and get out of here. I don't need it because it's we all do it. It's not a me thing. I'll be honest. I'm with them. No, no, no, yes, yes. Yeah, I won't do that. I first off, I think that, you know, the whole boy, you know, stuff like that. Oh my god. No, I talked to my animals. Actually, I haven't heard Mojo talk to his animals when we've been on the phone. And there is not an ounce of affection. No, Henry. I actually now don't call Henry Henry anymore. It's just very monotone. When I yell at him, it sounds like I'm saying Henry, hang three. Get over here. I'm like yelling him. But but no, I don't do the whole thing. I'm not I'm like that guy. I would roll my eyes at you. You talk into your dog that way. Okay, cool. Get a life. No, I truly okay, I truly think there is very little joy in the world. Let people talk to their kids or their dogs like their little kids like, just let me have this moment. All right, my dog's in a hole. It doesn't like anybody. Just let me talk to her like a child. I don't give a ****. I don't know. I just sit there and I when I see that and I see you doing that, it just Oh, it's like nails on a chalkboard. Whatever. I dress her up too. We almost bought our Crocs yesterday. They are for sure doggy Crocs. Really? Yeah, I'm also the kind of person at the door where I try to get my dog to pick out me a toy. No, they actually have dog cracks. But what's the reason? Just so they can dogs like honestly, they can match their, you know, their owners. Yeah. But honestly, got dog shouldn't be walking without shoes in the summer. Like it like they can burn their feet. It's so sad. What's up, Teresa? Good morning. How are you? We're doing OK, Teresa. What do you think about the people that rolled their eyes at Megan? Can you believe anybody would roll their eyes at Megan? No, no, no. And her dog is adorable. Caroline is great. My son has two wippets and they're kind of like that. Your fat dog. Yeah, they're cousins. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And that says they're fine. But leave your dog's home when you go to Home Depot and everywhere else. Absolutely not. Nope. Absolutely not. I love taking my dog to Lowe's. And I will tell you, Lowe's have dog treats at the cash registers because so many dogs go absolutely not. Yes, because you have to have respect of those of us who have allergies like we love to shop also. And we love your animals and we visit your house. We respect you because that's their home. That's very fair. They don't need to be there. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. I don't have allergies, but I like it when people just don't have their dogs around. More people that bring them in their office too, right? But do put shoes on them in the summertime because they're little feet you burn on the ice. When people like, you know, with their dogs all over the place carrying them around. Because you make my eyes swell so bad. And I can't breathe. The funny part is I never talk about her in a nice way. I only talk about negative wages in a nice place. What's going on? Yeah, you're right. You are the worst dog. What's going on, Sarah? Hi, guys. Hey, Megan, I am totally with you. I like, that's some babies, but my dog voice is also my baby voice. Like, no, down about it. He is a big just goofy looking guy. You know what I want to do, by the way. Here, I got a contest. I want to do. I want you to call us up. You stay there, Sarah. So finish. I'll let you finish your thought. I want you to call us up. And I want you to call us up and do your either dog voice or your dude voice your voice for your guy. Call us up and talk in the voice in you say the name and then we have to guess whether or not by your name that you call out. Is it your guy or is it your dog? You know what I mean? Like, for instance, you talk to talk to your dog again and say your dog's name, Sarah. Do you know me? Or do you know me? That's got to be your guy, right? Is that your guy? No. Yeah, so call us up and do it. Now let me hear it. Do you have a do you have a boyfriend or a husband or anybody? I do. Yeah. All right, go ahead. Talk all right. Talk, talk dirty to to him right now. Go ahead. 30. Yeah, like talk, talk to him like because the voice is in the same voice. Like when you really want something like when you want him to empty the dishwasher or you want him to scratch your back? Yeah, go ahead. That's why the? Hi, how are you? All right. Same thing. I want something from Kenobi's and I want something from my husband. It's the same voice. So I want I want you to call us up eight four four mojo live eight four four six six five six five six five four eight. It's a time to play like, I don't know, stump the chump or something like that. I don't know what do they call these contests on other radio shows where people have to call us up and then we have to gas. I don't know. They always have this thing. Jill, what's going on either? Yeah, good morning. I don't know how people talk to their pets like anything but babies because I never made that choice. It just happened. And then last week, and I was at a graduation party and was actually talking to an infant baby, a human baby. And it felt weird because it wasn't my fur baby. Oh, really? Did you find yourself talking to to the human baby? Less, you know, nice than you would talk to your fur baby. Oh, no, for sure. Just like the same as I talked to my cats, but it was weird because it was a real human baby. Wow. Hey, Jill, do us a favor. Do you do you have a partner? I do not. Maybe that's why they get all the love. I apologize. I'm sorry. Leah, you there? I am. All right, Leah, I want you to pick. You can pick either whoever you're in a relationship with or your animal. And I want and I want you to talk to them. And then we have to guess which one you're talking to, but you talk to them in that voice that you always do. Okay. Okay, go ahead. All right, that's got to be an animal. Yeah, I would never be that nice to another human. Wait, is that your back? Oh, my God, right? Oh, geez. Oh, my God. Danielle, are you there? I am Daniel. Hey, good morning. Daniel, let's see if you can stump us with this one here. You pick either your animal or pick your relationship. Talk to them. And then we have to guess them. Okay, that's the cutest ever. Totally your pet, right? Yeah. Oh, wait, how is his name? Mcaroni? No, I wish I was going to say who named him chief and then somehow it evolved cheese and that was cheese macaroni. How are pets names of all like my dog has like seven names at this point, depending on how angry I get. Sylvia, are you there? Hi, good morning. Good morning. What's going on? Sylvia, talk to us. Try to stump us. Talk to us or talk to your your animal or your pet. Hi, Papa, who's the most handsome boy? I love you. Kai guy. You're so handsome. You're so handsome. By the way, if you're calling him Papa, it's got to be your dude, right? Yeah. No, it's my Kai guy. Oh, man. That's awful that we love. We're not very good at this. See? Do you call your guy Papa then too? Or no? What do you call him? You know, yeah, she's like, yeah, by the way, if you just go, Hey, Poppy or whatever, like they come out, which one would come to you faster? Oh, it's what comes back. Yeah. All right. Thank you for the call. Appreciate it. 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