Mojo In The Morning
Lydia and the Pizza Roll Injury
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Mojo in the morning, we're uninterrupted and this is actually cool because it's more than an hour of uninterrupted Mojo in the morning. Your home of the word of the rose is second date update in the dirty on the 30. Lydia got injured by a pizza roll and it's an interesting story because it's not the injury that you think about because I'm going to say this to you. I've had a pizza roll almost completely destroy my mouth one time. You put those things in your mouth and you don't realize how hot they are and it burns the crap out of you and then you got like pieces of your, you know, yes, your skin inside your mouth. It's a worst, but this was not your mouth. What was it? Lydia. So when you're going to put a pizza roll on the tray, it obviously puts like the pizza roll dust on your fingers. So I just put them in the oven and then I stepped aside because I had to go to the bathroom so bad, but I was like, just be patient, whatever, but I couldn't hold it anymore. So I ran to the bathroom and as I was going to the bathroom, I realized I only had that last piece of toilet paper on the roll. You know, like when it's just like that little thin piece, but you're like, forget it, I'll do it anyway. So I risked it, wiped my butt and it went through like the sheet, like it busted open. It went through the one plot. Yes. So I opened up and I got this pizza roll dust in my, uh, hoo ha. Oh my god. Does that hurt? Well, I gave it a second. I'm like, it's going to be fine. Like I can just get up and figure it out. And it just started burning. Oh no. You could just feel this sensation and I was like, Oh my god, I think I have to hop up on the sink because this is not going to be good. Wait did you? Yeah, I almost did. I almost did. But then I ended up just taking a shot. Pizza roll. Dust. You had to take a shower. Well, I didn't know what was going to happen. I thought I was going to end up having an infection. This is like a Sunday night, you know, pizza roll dust actually could hurt yours. Like it's got a, well, I looked it up. So I guess like there are pieces of wood chips, like not like huge pieces, but there's like slight wood chips in pizza rolls. When you're eating that, I'll still eat them, but I don't recommend you putting them in your woo hah. Wow. That's kind of crazy. I've never heard of that before, I've never heard of, you know, having remnants of food. I wonder if this ever happened to people with hot sauce, like if you ever had like Frank's red hot on your fingers from eating wings or if you were cutting like jalapenos or whatever making nachos. Has anybody ever had that? Has anybody ever burned their, their butthole or their privates? Like if I go out and get wings all the time and I always like the really hot, hot wings, I've gone to pee, I've never grabbed myself and had my, you know what I mean? Here's the thing. You don't want to double wash your hands because I was like, I'm not going to wash my hands and then go to the bathroom and wash my hands just to, you know what I mean? I had seriously, I had a guy one time tell me that just like touching this control board and then going in and going to the bathroom, you're touching your privates. Yeah, that is true. Even your phone. Yes. I guess you should go to the, you should wash your hands before. I've never thought about that until this very moment. When you go dirty, your phone is and we touch it all day. That's like taking a shower before you go and then you wipe yourself. It's just, I don't understand it. Do you take a shower when you get out the swimming pool? Yeah. That's different. I just wanted to make sure. Eight, eight for four mojo live, eight for four, six, six, five, six, five, six, five, four, eight. Has anybody ever had food burn them in their privates on the way out or on the well, the way I said it, listen, there was one night, I had a bag, a night, nine, nine, nine, nine, But a night-night I sent back a hot Cheetos never never eat a dog. I will never eat hot Cheetos again I was literally on the till you ever been so high like I swear to God if you just give me out I was like I'm on the toilet literally double collection. Whatever is around. I'm like God. I swear to God Please just let it go do the the dust from the hot Cheetos is it a burnable thing like if it can it get actually? Oh you died. Oh, okay, so you're coming out of you. Oh my god, that's like that new Jimmy John's firecracker sub What what's up TJ? How you doing? Good, it's it's not only hot outside, but it's getting hot in here with Yeah, that's absolutely true Man, I was sweating bucket yesterday man yesterday. That was because I work at a mechanic shop and then I was Ranched by the by the end of the day. Did you say you worked at a vagina shop a mechanic shop a mechanic? Which I want to know What's going so what did you injure yourself with? Okay, so I so mean so mean my wife were sitting down one day and I I usually like to cut my life limit so I ended up getting a I was eating in Habanero pepper and and you know how like the little feeds that's on there. Yeah so what happened was it came over my fingers and And I was like, okay, I told my total life. I was like, hey I got to use a bath and really really really bad. She goes like, okay, just just go wash your hands and you know come back And I said I said, you know Like I was like, no, I can't do that. I gotta go use the bathroom. So I don't know if you guys know this But like, you know how like when you like if you have a bow day on like on your toilet. Yeah, but they Yeah, so like what we usually do, you know, if you want to clean your clean your hula You got to like, you know cleaning with your hands or you know, yeah So I completely forgot that I still have that Habanero Seeds whatever that was on my fingers cuz I'll stand in there with my hand up cuz you know how you sit there all Yeah, so I did that and I ended up clean it and I swear to you. It was the worst excruciating pain and I've ever I bet I'm bad yet the worst is the worst is like an open sore or open I'm not saying on your privates But I'm saying in general you get an open sore sometimes like in your finger or whatever and you're eating Jalapenos or habaneros. Yeah, another one's bad is Sarah. What happened? Oh, the so worst you keep with that on your body really really I was really really sick And I put all over my whole body It went to bed and I woke up a couple hours later and I didn't wash my hands And I was in you know kind of a feisty mode and so it got somewhere it shouldn't and it was Wait a second you pleasure yourself sick, that's crazy That's amazing Rebecca what's going on? Hi What did you hurt yourself with So I live with my sister and she runs a daycare so she always had Clorac whites on the back of the toilet. Well, I had I call it I went to grab those lights thinking they were baby whites and I wiped myself with one X white Oh, no Yeah, that's so bad. I bet I jumped in the shower so quickly because I already had to burn and then I put bleach on it. Oh my god That's awful. Yeah, that that's a painful thing Colton This is something that got in your eye right Colton Yeah, well actually it was my son's eye. Well my eyes - it's happened to two of my kids and me What was it? They were Eating talkies. So make sure you wipe your hands after you eat talkies don't like your eyeballs My son comes to me just screaming crying That his eyes are burning and I realized he had just eight talkies and he wiped his eyes After he ate them and yeah, that's painful talkies. You got to be careful of the like You know Lydia was talking about the Pizza roll residue the dust. What's going on Tony? Other morning. Good morning Tony. What did you burn? It wasn't me that got burned. It was uh, this is what this was years ago I was with a girl and we were you know having a little yeah, okay. Yeah, and I didn't think about the fact that shortly before I had just eaten some buffalo wings And then she was polite enough to not tell me until after the fact, but she could she could definitely feel it Oh my god, wait, wait question and don't get specific, but was it on your fingers or on your mouth? I Mean I mean it was you know That is crazy. You don't even think that that's the case, but that's crazy that that could actually burn somebody Voices guys Ashley. What's up Ashley? Hey Nice to have you on what's happening Nothing anything an alias because I'm a little bit embarrassed, but my husband was cutting jalapenos and then Was something a little special for me in the bedroom and it was not not comfortable. Oh No, oh, no After cutting jalapenos Yeah My vagina's angry wow that's got to hurt Awful well, thank you. Thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Thanks. Love you guys. All right. We love you, too Hello, it is Ryan and I was on a flight the other day playing one of my favorite social spin slot games on Chumba casino Everybody's loving having fun with it Chumba casinos home to hundreds of casino style games that you can play for free any time anywhere So sign up now at Chumba casino.com to claim your free welcome bonus. 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