Mojo In The Morning
Mojo's Double Order
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. So I ordered because I wanted to be healthy, beyond juice, not beyond juice, but beyond juice. It sounded like that with a peanut butter. I was like, before I'm like, why would you do that? So I ordered beyond juice. And I did it on their app. And I got a bone to pick with the beyond juice people because I'm so here's a little word of warning. And I found this out, by the way, from some of the owners order on the app because the prices are cheaper on the app than they are on the delivery service. Yeah, so you get it and they deliver and I believe that you can even get it. I think I don't think I paid delivery charge for this. So let me, but let me tell you the one downfall to this whole thing. So Luke wanted a drink. I wanted a drink and I wanted a this peanut butter wrap that's on their kids menu. It's really good. It's like almond butter. I think it's peanut butter or whatever in bananas and all kinds of stuff. Okay. Well, I ordered it while I was sitting on the toilet and I did not get, because with the, with the, when you order on the app, you don't get the immediate, like how DoorDash does calling this place, waiting for the order to be confirmed, stuff like that. All you get is you get nothing until you get an email sent to you. Well, I thought, oh, I didn't press, you know, send on this. So I hit it and I ended up ordering my same order twice. So what does a guy do that's my size? He tries to eat both, both delivery items that come here. And then I realized, oh my God, that's too much. So I got sick. So I brought the remaining in for breakfast today. I know it's not a really interesting story to listen to, but to be honest with you. I'm fascinated actually. And now I'm craving a rap, seriously, try a chillin. It's so good, but make sure that you wait for the confirmation email to come. Okay, because that was, that was my problem. What would you guys do? So here's a question to ask you. What would you do if you accidentally ordered the same order twice? Would you call them and ask them to only give you one? Would you get both of them and eat them both at the same time? Or would you get both of them and eat one one day and the others the next day? I choose C. I do exactly what you did. Yeah, you're a sensible person and also very skinny. I wanted to eat the whole thing. Like, I'm the person, like, if I order it all, I got to eat it all at the same time. It depends on what it is, too. How long is it going to last? Will it last till tomorrow? Because if it's not going to last till tomorrow, then yeah. If it's sushi, I'm calling them. You're going to call them. You won't eat it all? No, I'm not going to keep that in the fridge. Sushi doesn't last to the next day. It grosses me out. Yeah. Do we take sushi home with us? Like, we'll do leftover sushi. And that's because an hour later, you're hungry. Exactly. Yeah. With sushi, you always feel like you're starving then right afterwards. What would you do, K.P., if you double ordered? Yeah. I like soft. Here we go. If I double ordered, I'd eat both. Yeah. That's just... That makes me happy. Yeah. I don't care. Megan, what would you do? Well, thankfully, I live with somebody who's always down to eat. So I would just take it to him, but if it was just myself... Yeah. I'm a pretty wasteful person. I'd probably just get it and throw it away. Yeah. Yeah. Megan, first off, I hate eating out with Megan because she makes me feel horrible over the fact that she brings everything home with her. She won't eat in front of you. She eats very, very slow. And then takes it all in a to-go box. It makes me feel really bad that I'll ask her to go box for nothing. I'm going to defend Megan here. She doesn't eat slow. She just can't eat because she does a lot of talking, if that makes sense. Really? Yeah. Is that defending her or is that saying that she talks to me? No, I'm saying that if you're going out to eat with Megan, she's listening and talking to you and conversating more than she's eating. I was going to say the opposite of that. I was going to say Mojo talks way too many questions. Dad, thank you. All the questions. Yes. Yes, exactly. Yeah, I don't also like eating out in public. Really? No. You like eating in home? Mm-hmm. Do you eat naked at home or something? Is that the reason why? Why? Why? Why do you like to eat at home? Can you turn in for having the problem? For hell. For hell. Some people that don't eat at home, I don't understand that. I find that people in public are pretty judgmental. I don't like eating in front of people that I'm not super close with. I find it very uncomfortable. Yeah. I think I'm a big girl, no matter what I do, I know I'm getting judged by people. If I'm eating something healthy, it's getting judged to fight my whole meal. I'm getting judged. If I get something unhealthy, I don't feel comfortable eating in front of other people. When did that start? When I got fat. Really? Yes. Yes. I do feel I look around me though, Megan. I get that whole idea of not feeling comfortable to order certain things because I do look around me and if the people around me are very health, health types, you know, like they're really healthy. Wait, what? They're like healthy type. Health types. That's a new word. If they are people that are all ordering salads and stuff, it makes me feel really bad about wanting to order, you know, like a Ruben or a big juicy burger or something. Also, I don't think people realize how much they comment on what other people eat until you're big. And then all of your comments really seek and deep, even if they're not about me, if they're about other people, I know that you're thinking or saying that stuff about me. Right. So it's just like not worth it to you in front of people. Yeah. I was telling this to a friend the other day that it was all it took was one person to judge me and now I feel everybody does. Absolutely. You said at a table and one person says, "Oh, wow." And I immediately don't want to eat in front of you. Like it could be about somebody across the restaurant. I'm never going to eat in front of you again. Yeah. Even honestly, they're not even, people aren't even looking at me and I feel like they're rolling their eyes at me. What's up, Eric? How are you doing? Hey, great. How are you? Fantastic, Eric. What's happening with you? I haven't seen what I over ordered and I try to eat all of it and then 20 minutes later for like crap every time. Yeah. It's the worst. And my, my over ordering was just hitting send twice. Like I thought, I thought to myself, because Chelsea is out of town and she said, you know, she made a comment to me about going out to lunch and she's like, and I'm going to a Tigers game today. And she's like, Hey, you got to like, you know, like she's actually been really good about my being conscious of me and giving me like encouragement and stuff. But she's like, you and Luke should do like a healthy dinner tonight. So I didn't choose. That was a healthy dinner, but I ordered it twice. Yes. You know what I mean? Like, I thought we're here for a good time, not a long time. Amen. Amen. You can come out to eat with us anytime. We'd love you. Yeah, I'll cook. I'll cook it too. So, oh, that's good. That's, no, that's excellent. Yeah, please. Um, thank you for the call buddy. Take care of yourself. Have a good one. Uh, text her here says that they did exactly what I did, but they ordered on the app and for some reason the app screws them up all the time. And they said that they ordered double the amount of wings and pizza. One hell of a party. Did you imagine just your big order of having just a ton of stuff? What's up? Shelby. Hi. How are you? Good. What's going on? What's going on about the over ordering? Yes. So, one time it was a mobile order and it didn't seem to go through just cutting air, so we ended up ordering about $50, $60 worth of pizza and by the time it was actually delivered, they had like 10 pizzas waiting for us. Oh, you don't want these? I'm sorry and they're like, oh, I was like, I can call, didn't just have them like refunded for me because we didn't have the money to spend, you know, $60 on pizza. Did they did they just give you the pizzas then since they made them all? They offered, but, you know, it was just me and my husband after trying. So we're like, you know, people's not as good as it was. So somebody just texted in something interesting and thank you for the call, by the way. Hey, did you guys do your Chipotle challenge yesterday? Do you remember we were supposed to do that? Oh, yeah. We got to go and see who gets the most servings. Yeah. Yeah. More servings than you have it. The story was in Shannon brought this up in the dirty. The story is that guys get bigger portions than women get at Chipotle. Even if you're standing right next to each other and that's what this woman on TikTok observed is like the if she's ever standing in line, like right behind a guy, he always gets way more than her of the same thing. We have to try that because because honestly, if that happens, that's like a conspiracy. They've made him a very good deal. Oh, hold on. Oh crap. I thought I had. Oh, you recorded over the Chipotle thing from yesterday. I did. Yeah. The person from yesterday, the woman that was there, the TikToker observing this, I wish that she had video to the whole thing to show it because I swear to you, I think that they do that also with people who are skinny versus people who are larger size like myself. I think that the people who are skinny get much more than the people who are larger sizes. It's almost kind of like they're judging and saying, yeah, they have, and by the way, those spoons are way smaller at Chipotle. Have you noticed how small those things are? Spoon. Do you mean the spoon that they use to, yeah, they're scooping up like the chicken or the steak or whatever it is. And by the way, the Chipotle steak is always tough. Like I feel like, don't you? Yeah. It's horrible. Yeah. But it's the only thing where they can under cook it and I still won't die. So. Yeah. Rice spoons are always massive, but the protein spoons are like the size of a spork. Yeah, they're not. They don't give you enough air. All right. Here's that. I hate when I go to Chipotle and there's a man who's ordering like before after me and I noticed that our portions are like completely different. But when we get to the register, we're paying the same price. If I'm getting the woman portion, I need to get the woman pricing as well. Yes. It is. It is. It is what it is. Everything at the end, just like they don't they do that at certain places? I've seen that. Where's the places that do that? Where they put it up on a it's like a man cheese. Yeah. Like Fro-yo. Yes. They do that. They put it up on there and they weigh it and then you pay based on the weight of the whole thing. Oh, yeah. And that should be how they do the thing because it's ridiculous that that, you know, like, if you do the whole, hey, like I do the little wave thing with my hands. Like more, more, more, more. Like more, more, more. So where are we going? Is there any excuse to go to Chipotle as excuse I'm ready for? So I think we could do this in KP. I don't know if you got the ability to be able to find somebody to video. Maybe we can get Zach or something to do it. Actually, Zach might be a good person to go. Every person here goes through and see who gets the bigger bowl and then we weigh it at the very end. Yeah. 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