Mojo In The Morning
That's Not a Plastic Surgery Scar
- This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto-accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. - That's autolaw.com. (upbeat music) - Mojo in the morning. So Shannon, she thought that you had plastic surgery. And interestingly enough, she actually asked you about it. Usually that's something that people won't ask you about, right? - I actually kind of love like if, I don't know, I don't mind that curiosity, but this was funny, not funny for her. She was absolutely mortified. So if you've been listening to the show recently, I had a cancer scare. Doctors actually thought I had lymphoma. And so this went on for like months and months, and I finally had a surgery like a month or two ago to remove some lymph nodes in my left armpit. Okay, so I had this lymph node excision. I have a scar in my left armpit that has actually gotten so much better since I had this surgery. But it's still noticeable, like today, if I'm wearing a tank top and I lift up my arm, especially you can see it, or you could see it like from the side. So over the weekend, I was at the playground with the kids and this mom that I know came up to me and she said, I have been meaning to ask you and actually with what you're wearing today, it reminded me, did you have that surgery where they sucked out your armpit fat? Because I really wanna get that done and I wanna know if it really works. I love that that's a thing. I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, but the look on her face when I was like, oh, I actually had a cancer scare. And so that's why I was there from a surgery to get it all out. Poor thing, she was so-- Come on, don't you love it? So more of it. Oh, I thought it was hysterical. She's still texting me apologies. As of last night, I was still getting apologies from her. That's like-- Isn't that great? Well, I think that the-- By the way, thankfully, I do not have cancer that if you didn't hear that. But yeah, oh, it was like the color drained from her face. Did you let her linger for a second? No, that was from a cancer scare. Like, let's let her linger and then just look as I go. She was like, oh my god, I thought you had that done and she's like, and I noticed that a couple of weeks ago you had a bandage under there, you know, when the kids were at baseball, I'm like, it's okay. I didn't have this. That is as bad, by the way, as the person that walks up to somebody and says, oh, when did your baby do, you know, or something like that? Or, you know, does that only? And they're not pregnant. But here's the thing. People will ask questions sometimes. And I don't know if this just happened to you. People will ask questions sometimes that you're like, I cannot believe that they just asked that. And I get called out all the time for the fact that I asked the inappropriate. And I do it only on the radio. I don't usually try to do it, you know, in public or in a radio setting in the radio. Well, even yesterday at the start of the show, you said, did you have your lips done? Yeah, I don't get filler. I had a lip flip a couple of weeks ago with us, not filler. She walked in here. She had these, these, you know, big old ginormous lips going. I was like, that's called allergees. The whole face, the swollen lips. Girl, now you like. Oh, no, I really don't know. Come on, tell us the truth. Nope, I put on some lip gloss and I was biting up everything. Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. I'll call Lindsay at Muse and ask her what I've had done. I get a lip flip, like every four or five months. I get lip filler 10 out of 10 would recommend. Yeah, I'm too scared to get filler. Really? Yeah. You're not telling us the truth? No, I swear to God, I know. I'll tell you everything I get. I get laser hair removal. I sit on a chair to help me not pee, so it tightens my vagina. I get Botox in my forehead, crow's feet, and on the top of my lips, so like right under my nose. But I've never, I don't get filler. OK, is that it? I'm teeth whitening. You know, I would really, I'm really still thinking about getting a boob job. But I can't decide if I want to or not. What do you want to do? Like, I want to be like a bee cop. Really? Yes. You should do it. By the way, KP, just come in. So don't ever say that I won't tell her they have a gun. OK? I think KP's got something really important to come in and talk to us about. She brings in a free smoothie from Freshie. I'm so excited to meet you guys. This is amazing. I've never heard that you were thinking about getting a boob job. And I was even more excited. Don't ask lambs. She actually already-- But a lot of people are having their boobs removed. She already had a boob job, so she doesn't want anybody to know about it. Yeah, right. My boobs are, like, inverted. What does it say about boob jobs? Reversible, duet. And if you don't like it, get it undone. Honestly, I would do investigating on that before you do it. Because of the-- Which I've thought about this for, like, 15 years. A lot of people get the boob jobs, and then they get-- They run across. They run care. Yeah, so that's a real deal. I don't know. Ally, what's going on? Hi, how are you guys? Good. Were you calling up to ask Shannon about where she gets her lip filler? I don't get filler. No, no, not exactly. I was actually calling about the scar comment. I recently had a complete neck dissection for a thyroidectomy, because I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer. Yeah. So I have an incision that goes from, like, my left ear to almost my right ear. And at the gas station one day, the attendant told me he liked my necklace. Oh, geez. But what's-- Did you develop Puerto Rican necktie? [LAUGHTER] That's a great answer. But that was-- he obviously just-- he probably felt like crap didn't afterwards. Yeah, he realized what it was before he even finished the word necklace. And he felt awful, but we both have a pretty good laugh. I have pretty dark humor, so I thought it was very funny. Oh, yep, yep, yep. I used to ask this question all the time of people. Like, can you ask, hey, where did you get that scar? Because there are times where you'll see somebody-- instead of just saying, hey, you know, like, how in Shannon's, did you get that certain thing? I was like, hey, tell me where you got that scar. Yeah, go and ask that question. Well, here's the reason why, because you're coming right out. Instead of staring. Yeah, you're coming right out and saying that to them. And actually, somebody told me that they thought that it was-- if it's done tastefully, if it's like, hey, I never heard-- how did you get that scar? So I actually didn't know, though, that could be somebody's worst nightmare. And then we're living at-- like, no, no, no, no. Really? That's an interesting question, because I teach my kids, actually, when it comes to kids with disabilities, though, if you are curious, let's ask. Let's ask about it, so we can learn more instead of just staring and hope, Sovereign, who you know, Mojo, Nancy, her fabulous mom, said, she always appreciates it with people just ask, and they can share their story instead of just staring. Yeah, with the great people, the-- yeah, well, listen, I will say this. I had open heart surgery, so I have a scar on my chest from when they opened me up. The only problem with my scar is that they went a little crooked. Like, it kind of, like, either that or my man teets are a little pushing in the side. Do you not grow hair, like, to cover it? No, I do. No hair, can I say? Yeah, it kind of goes over. I've seen it. I've done my scar, too, and I've had it since I was-- There's mine right there. --essentially born, and kids used to ask me about it. It looks like zits right now, but that's how it is. Wait, Megan, you had a stomach thing? Yeah, and kids used to ask me about it all the time, and they messed up my scar. And it's like, the thing I am probably most self-conscious about, like, don't ask, don't say what it was. Like, I absolutely hate it. It's so ugly. I hate it. I hate it. I never knew you had stomach surgery. I was like, two weeks, or two old? Oh, so when you were baby, OK. Megan, what's going on? Hi. I wanted to call on the channel now. I, um, recently was thinking about getting a breast augmentation, and I've done the deep dive about breast implant illness, and it decided against it. But I found something called air sculpt, and so I had it done, and they take that from, like, wherever you want, like, your thighs or your abdomen, in my case, and they inject it into your breath. So basically, my deflated nursing breasts are now a little bit more inflated again. Oh, that's interesting. That is amazing. Did you get it done in Detroit? Grand Rapids or Toledo? It's the closest offices in Chicago, but there's a lot of offices throughout the US. Interesting. So look up air sculpting. Thank you. That's really interesting. Yeah. Any side effects to that? Because I know that they haven't come up with it yet. They always end up having a side effect some time or another. So they say you can, like, go back to work the next day, and, like, you are sore, and you're wearing, kind of, like, compressed in suit for a couple of weeks. But I mean, I still had to take care of my kids and stuff, so it wasn't that bad. But some people get, like, personally. But, like, there's all kinds of, like, air sculpting procedures. But I didn't realize that. Do people notice, like, in go, hey, did you get your boobs done? Or what did they do? Not really, because they look the way they looked before I had kids, which is exactly what I wanted. I wasn't trying to, like, eat anything from there. They were literally just-- I was so self-conscious just wearing any tops that still cleaved, because it was just thin. It's amazing what kids do to your vagina and your breasts. They, like, they suck the life out of you, ladies. Yeah, literally. Yeah, yep. Thank you for the call.