Mojo In The Morning
Kev's Son Free Balls
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com Mojo in the morning. So Kev, Josiah is doing something that you are not altogether approving of. Josiah is a good young man. I can't see him doing anything wrong. Yeah. And I mean, some people who are not children also, I feel like do this and they may not see it as something is wrong, but I want to stop it now so that it doesn't continue. Josiah is a chronic free baller and he is of a lifestyle to where he does not want underwear as a part of it. And I think it started a couple of weeks ago where he got done in a shower and, you know, he has his clothes in his shower and I don't think I saw underwear. So I'm like, do you have any underwear? I'm like, oh, see you out here free balling and the look on his face when I say a free balling was like, it was Christmas morning and he just saw his favorite gift. It was the look of like a light bulb when he's here. And now I think it's just the term of free ball. And now he's just free balling all the time, like he's free balling going to the movies. It was last Wednesday or last Saturday. We had to go to therapy and I literally had to say, do you have draws on? And he's like, and he's like, and turn around, it has to go put draws on like you can't just go everywhere with no underwear. Why can't he be free balling? No, no, you can't do that. Why? What's wrong with that? First off, free balling in jeans is never a good idea. No, it's dangerous. It's dangerous. But if he's wearing sweats or he's wearing a pair of shorts, let him free ball. No, I feel like you have underwear on for a reason. All he needs to do is get pants at once on and it'll ruin his entire life for all the cash. Or make it. Come on. He's 11. No, he's 11. Are there any listeners that are free ballers that would like to tell Cav that this is a horrible thing to stop his son from doing? There's nothing wrong with this. Mojo, when's the last time you went outside with no draws? First off, I have a Lulu lemon shorts that I wear and I do not wear underwear with my Lulu lemon shorts. Where are you going? But don't a lot of them have. I'm walking around the house or in the neighborhood or going on walks. I wear them. You don't go to actual establish like you're not going to golfing or you're not going to dinner. No. And I know what Shannon you're going to ask. You're going to ask about the liner, right? Yeah. I don't buy those. You don't. You know why? They don't all have them. They they're like wearing tighty whiteies. I cannot do the liners on the inside of them. My my privates feel so trapped in them. You know what's funny is Wes wears like boxer briefs to the gym and if he's wearing like the long Lulu pants or whatever, he does not wear underwear with jeans. With jeans? I can I like I don't understand how that is comfortable. He's got an off-road. I don't understand. All it takes is one pinch and you'll never do it again. Not even the pinching part. The chafing. The the gene itself. It has to be raw. I don't know. You. I always. Yeah. And it's not. It's fine. It's it's great. But like how does that hurt you? I think probably really excited that I just disclosed that but like. I'm always in all. I think it's not as bad as you think. By the way, jeans are soft like cotton nowadays. They're not. But why do you. You're buying cheap jeans. But you wear underwear with your like for example, your soft lupus. I don't understand. The only thing that you're you got to make sure though is if you are free ball and like he's doing, you can't keep wearing the same shorts over and over again because you got a dirty butt. But what's up, Bree? How you doing? Hey, how are you guys? Good. We're talking about. What's on who likes to free ball? Yeah. So does my 13 year old and he does not understand why he cannot not wear underwear because I don't. But I mean, I. I don't know that. Oh, you don't wear underwear. All right. No, I don't. I usually wear leggings. I'm not a gene girl. I have jeans on today. So for once this week, I've underwear on, but my 13 year old. He was wearing shorts and I was like, dude, do you not have underwear on? He's like, no, why? I said you went to school, like you have to wear those. And he didn't care. He's like, I was running late and I was like, you're 13. Like, how are you running late? I just don't understand it. You don't wear underwear with your leggings? Don't you get camel toe? Yeah. I like veggies, vagina wedges. Veggies. Veggies. Veggies. No, no. Veggies. Veggies. I did. Veggies. No, no, no. This should make it worse. Yeah. I'm kind of in awe of that. Carrie, what's up? My husband doesn't wear underwear under anything. The only time he ever wears underwear is when we'll throw on a pair of boxers when he's lounging around the house. But this man could be wearing a suit with nothing on your hair. Is he just not? Is he not an underwear guy? Because I stopped wearing underwear for a little bit until I found Tommy John. He's watching for, I don't know, six years and the guy's never put on a pair of underwear underneath his pants. I don't know. Interesting. Jody, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you? Hi, Jody. Hello. What's happening? Hi. Oh, not much. I just wanted to share a little story. Yeah. My son was six and he had a pair of jeans that were like the softer material. So he decided to not wear underwear. And when he was at school, he zipped his junk up in his pants and his teacher had to come in there. No. No, no. Oh, no. I'm saying something. Wow. Yeah. He got his junk, caught in his zipper. Yes. Zip in it. Yes. You know what's funny is I have a lot of respect for teachers. Can you imagine a teacher having to pull out some kids' privates from the zipper? It's not in my job. No. No. And if I'm that kid, that's my life now. That's my life. That's just how it's going to be. I'm not telling my teacher to grab that. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. No, I was embarrassed for him and then we had to go to urgent care and he gave him a ball. Wait, what? Ball bandage. Ball bandage. It feels around your junk. Oh, my God. I did not know they have things called ball bandages. They have. I know they have bandages that are little tiny ones, you know, like, what are they? What are they? Butterfly. Yeah. I didn't know they had ball bandages. That's amazing. Something. There's a saying on the bandaid box. I don't know. What were you saying, Megan? Something's wrong. I just don't want to learn. I was pretty. Sierra, you stopped wearing underwear, too. You're not wearing underwear. No, I do not wear underwear. I find it so uncomfortable. I just I stopped wearing it about two years ago. Yeah. I think that's fine, right? You know, you feel more comfortable doing it? Well, that and I just my bottom part, my butt got a little too big and I refused to buy a new underwear. It rides up your head. Yeah. Yeah. And my husband, he doesn't wear it. Yeah. The 12 years I've known him, he has never worn underwear, sweatpants, shorts. Think about how much less laundry you're doing, right? Oh, amen to that. And these guys asked about camel toe to that last caller. Do you have get camel toe every now and again or no? I do not know. OK. Stephanie said that she threatened to punish her child who doesn't wear underwear. Is that right? Yes. He's 11 also, and he's been doing this for a couple of years. But when he's at school, his pants ride down because he's kind of a honking chunker. He's got a big. Oh, sorry. Oh, okay. So he, so he walked around like a pomer all day and the school set stuff to us. So every day we ask him and like we tell him his dad's going to help him get ready every day. We've threatened punishment. We showed him the opening scenes of there's something about Mary. Yes. The beans and friends. Yeah. Yeah. It does not work. Like every day we have to say, do you know what we're on? My daughters are like, do you have underwear on? They're older. Oh, no. That's funny. Angie has a description for people that don't wear underwear and they're free balling like cap sun. Josiah. What is that? Angie, my kind of just told me it was like an oven. You have to open the door every now and then. I do have to air it out. Yes. So not wearing. I mean, I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. 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