Mojo In The Morning
The Office Grunter
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast powered by Michigan Auto-Law. Auto-accident attorneys. Visit auto-law.com. That's auto-law.com. Mojo. [music playing] Let me take you back to the beginning. This is it. All righty, ready? You're listening to Mojo in the morning. You're a do-do head. [music playing] Go, go, go. It's showtime! [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] All righty, it is the Mojo in the Morning show. So yesterday I did go to a Tigers game. It was fun. Ended up getting invited out by Drew from Drew and Mike. Drew Lane invited me and he invited Steve Cabarra, who's a sponsor of our show, but also a sponsor of the Drew and Mike podcast. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, and then Tony Travado was out there too. Got a chance to see Matt Riley, Stoney from the sports station who's on against us here in the morning. He was also at the game, and there's a whole bunch of people, but it was fun. So before we went to the game, I had to go to the bathroom because I was like, "Oh, God, there's nothing worse than having to use a stall at a bathroom." Like, I'll pee at a, you know, at a casino or at a stadium. I won't do a number two there. Like, I'll figure out a way to leave early or something. Yeah. So I go into the bathroom and I try to use, in our guy's bathrooms, there's two stalls. There's the big stall and the small stall. So the guys on the show know what I'm talking about. I had to use the small stall because somebody was in the big stall. And while I am in the small stall, and I'm quickly just trying to do my business so I can get on the road and get to the game because it was an early start, the person who's in the stall next to me, you could hear grunting excessively loud. And when I mean grunting, I mean, this person was like, it sounded like a woman pushing a baby out or something like that, you know? It sounded like somebody that, you know, was struggling a little bit to do what they were doing. Like, how did it sound? It was like, ugh, ugh, you know, like that? Yeah. And they need some metamucil. Well, they do. They need the metamucil cracker. I prefer the gummies. Get it at CVS or wherever you like to shop for podcasts. I don't know. Or podcasts. So, um, so I get out of the stall. I could do my thing and I go wash my hands. And as I'm washing my hands, I'm like going, you know what? I'm going to stay here for a second because I want to find out who the grinter is. Oh my gosh, you would. Who is the person that is, you know, making all this noise? And I waited there for probably about three to four minutes, maybe five. And the person was still inside there. And their grunting went on while I was in the stall, but their grunting stopped as soon as they heard me open up the door because I don't think that they knew I was in the stall at that time. So, I would like to do something by process of elimination. Kevin, you left at what time yesterday? You went, you had a doctor's point. It's not Kevin. Okay. It's not Tony Trevato because as soon as I got out, he was in his office and he was getting ready to go to the game. So it wasn't Kevin wasn't Tony. What about Casey from our sister? Well, that's it. Casey was not to be seen. I didn't see him. What about Mark McVitt, our engineer? Mark, Mark, I didn't see him. I saw intern Steve in the parking lot. Oh, Dan was here. Did Steve leave with you? I'd pulled off before him. I can't confirm or deny if he came back in. So I met it. Miss Fitt, Steve, aka Zach, he was gone. Okay. Don, it might have been Don. I don't know. That was little. Could those noises come out of him? Listen, you never know when you're grunting. Yeah, in the bathroom echo. So it could be anybody. It was cool from Sal's. Cole? All right. Could have been Cole. Doug Podell, right? Was he here? Doug Podell. Who else? Who are the other guys that are here? I'm trying to think. There's a couple. Who's the. Darius is here. Dr. Darius. Oh, Lester. You call Lester and ask him. He'll be honest with you. Sean. Somebody call Sean Strife up. And I want to see if Sean Strife will grunt for me. You want me to call Lester? You call Lester? No, who's the wait? Who's the promo guy that he's like the team captain of the promo guys? Steven. Is that his name? No, it's not Steven. Who's the good looking black dude? Gigi. Yes. Could have been him. Oh, Don just said it was not me. I was driving the Channel 955 ice cream truck offsite. I don't buy it. He was not here. I love the dog lessons though. Yeah. Thank you. Ice cream and was lactose intolerant. I mean, it was. I'm not kidding you. I say, by the way, I would like you to do me a favor. Could you do me a favor? Call out the person in your office. But don't call him by their name. Call him by. The office blank, whatever the person is. Cause now we have the office grunter. This is the, this is the person that. And you can kind of walk around the office too. Like that list that you just made. You could go through and go. Yeah. He looks like he would be a grunter. Like through that list, I could give you a couple grunters in that list. Yeah. That was. Somebody a grunter. Like you look at them. You're like, Oh, it's Shannon. We're on the air. Hi. Big less less. Were you having an issue in the men's bathroom here at the radio station yesterday? At this station. Yeah. No. Okay. It wasn't less. Lester, do this for me. Lester, can you do this? Just imitate this. Go. Ah. Right. One more time. One more time. Oh. No, no, no, no. No, you're just like an er. It was more like an er. We love you. Let's go back to sleep. He goes mad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. The thing that was interesting about their, their, their, their grunt, their grunt was kind of done in a way that was like, you know how you ever throw like a baseball or something like that or, or this is something I never do, but you ever lift weights like really heavy weights and you go like, you know what I mean? Like you're looking heavy weights. That's what it sounds like. What's up, Alyssa? How you doing? Good morning. How are you? Good. Who's the person in your office? I had a nail clipper in my office. The office nail clipper. Yes. The office nail clipper and my entire Facebook family knows knew this person because it was every week on the same day I post about it and they thought that that person got fired when I stopped posting and I said, no, because I complained and they made them go into the bathroom to do it instead of at their desk. So you would just see nail clippings all over the place from the office nail clipper. No, I would hear it. Oh, you would hear the crunch clip clip clip. So everyone knew it was happening and it was so gross to know. Yeah. It just grossed me out. Somebody said something. Yeah. There. Yeah. Would you rather the nail clipping or those super long nails like the creepy long nails? I would rather hear creepy long nails clicking on a board than hear someone flipping their nails. A cubicle over about this. Somebody just texted and said, can't talk on the air right now because they're right here with us and we're listening. But we have the office cubicle farter, the person that will fart in their cubes. And the problem is if you got enough of them together, you never know. It just goes all over the place. Oh, welcome to the show. Heard weekdays on channel nine five five in Detroit. You can pick it up on the iHeart radio app just after we get off the air. Welcome. The program or what do you assistant program director, music director and midday host Sean strife, everybody Sean, we're trying to figure out who it was that I encountered in the bathroom yesterday. No, I don't think it was Sean, I don't think it was you, Sean. I really know, no, yes, it didn't sound this was not not you, but we're trying to narrow it down. Yeah, I'm crossing you off the list here right now. Lester's off the list. Was it more? I'm a silent, I'm a silent, super motion. I can't figure it out. Always I make is when I forget the silence my phone and you're my TikTok video. By the way, do you ever feel like out of like weird when somebody else is in there and you're watching something and super loud? Yeah. Yeah. Everyone knows people watch TikTok on the toilet. There were some reason it still appears weird when people know you're in there doing it. The problem is for me, I would wear like the air pods, but the problem is I'm afraid that they'll be knocking on the door and I won't hear them, you know, one air pod in one air pod out. Say in your own little world. Thank you, Sean. Appreciate it, buddy. We'll see you later. I love your show, man. All right. Okay. So it wasn't him. All right. We'll narrow it down and before the end of the show, we will figure out exactly who it is. Who is the iHeartRadio Detroit office Grunter? The competition recently asked us if we would please cancel the Mojo in the morning show on Channel 955. We of course said no, but at least they said please. Channel 955. It's time for today's Lucky Land horoscope with Victoria Cash. Life's gotten mundane, so shake up the daily routine and be adventurous with a trip to Lucky Land. You know what they say. 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