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Mojo In The Morning

Meaghan Used To Love It, Now She Hates It

Duration:
9m
Broadcast on:
02 Jul 2024
Audio Format:
mp3

- This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto-accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. - That's autolaw.com. - So, it's something that happens to you. You used to love it, but now you hate it. Megan, what is it? - Okay, so I feel robbed of all of my happiness, which I think everybody in this room knows was a shallow, shallow puddle to begin with. - Are you being dramatic to set this up, or are you being true with us? - Ah, a little dramatic. - I was frantically trying to open up a file on my phone, because I have, do you guys listen to ASMR? Are you ASMR people? - I don't like like the tapping and the clicking and stuff, but I love people who have that really soft voice. - Okay, so I'm addicted to ASMR, and I will watch compilation videos. I'm a big brushing girl. I love all the brushing noises. But then people on TikTok started to do it on live at night, so we all joked that I spent so much time on TikTok. The majority of my screen time is me sleeping at night with it just like playing all of that. - At one time, it was like 14 hours or something, and we were like, "How?" - Yeah, well, my daily average is sleeping in zane hours, so eight of those for me asleep. So, I absolutely love it. It was my thing, and I have been doing this for probably a year and a half, two years at this point, every night, I have a routine, I get in bed, I turn on my ASMR videos, I turn off all of my lights, kind of, you know, cycle, whatever, patterns. So, like a week and a half ago, maybe two weeks, get in bed, turn off my lights, turn on my phone, pull up these videos, and all of a sudden, vomiting nails on a chalkboard, fill in the blank of the worst possible thing here. I cannot stand ASMR anymore, and I don't know what happened, it literally switched overnight. If I hear mouth noises, one more, the... - Oh, oh God, those are annoying. - I literally want to scream, so I go, "Okay, it's fine, just turn it off." I laid in my bed for five and a half hours, trying to fall asleep, and I couldn't do it. - You need a noise maker. - I don't know what to do, it's, I don't know what to do, I turned on a fan, and it didn't work, like I cannot fall asleep anymore. - Well, 'cause your room is 8,000 degrees. - Well, that's very true, but like, I had this thing that lulled me to sleep in minutes every night, and now I don't, and I'm not sleeping, and it's driving me nuts. - Do you like rain, and are you able to fall asleep? - Thunderstorms. - The sounds of the rain? - I don't know. - I don't know. - That's what I do, like YouTube, like dark screen, rain noises, or the sounds of waves through the ocean. - Okay. - And that is like, that's what works for me. - What are the scary styles reading you up at Timster on the call map? - Yes, please. - I told you. - I told you it would be up, like smiling with her. (laughing) - But do you, have you ever had any things? - Thank you, yeah, then the bed gets messy. - And then all of a sudden my watch says, are you working out right now? (laughing) - We have a sound machine in our room, and I hated this thing. I couldn't stay, I'm the opposite of you, or I hated it first, I could not sleep with it. Now I love it, I've gotten so used to it. Chelsea likes this thing. But I have a buddy of mine that listens to, you ready for this? He listens to heavy metal music to go to bed. - No. - So he has heavy metal music set on a timer, puts him to sleep. For some reason, there's something about it that kind of calms him. And I hear these people sometimes that need loud noises to go to bed, because the problem is, he says if he doesn't, he hears all the other noises that are around him, they keep him up. - Yeah, I mean-- - I get that. - Yeah, the scariest noises were my own thoughts and sat in my head, but-- (laughing) Compared to that, it's enough green. (laughing) - Listen, I will say this, that that's the thing with me, is shutting my brain down. - Yeah, absolutely. - It's kind of that thing. I have been so bad lately of trying to get to bed at an early hour, but also trying to make sure that I stay asleep. But I have found myself the last few days not waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or do any of that stuff. And I can't figure out what it is. And Chelsea put me on kind of a new regimen of vitamins and things. - Okay, I haven't-- - And so I'm thinking that maybe it's something to do that. She's like drugging me. - Yeah, well thanks for rubbing that in too, 'cause I don't know when this started, but I now no longer can make it through the night without paying, and I hate this new stage in my life. And it doesn't even-- - And you're only 30 years old for God's sakes. - I haven't had children. I should have a bladder of steel. - Yeah, steel. - I feel like a toddler before a road trip. Like, have you gone to the bathroom before bed? Did you bed you teeth? Okay, did you put your GMU side? - Do you read before bed? 'Cause you're a big reader, and I feel like if I read, I will fall asleep after like two pages. - No, 'cause I get sucked in, and then I stay up for seven hours, and then I'm like, oh, I have to get up for work in 20 minutes. - What's going on? - What are you doing, Holly? - I'm good, how are you guys? - Good, you got some advice here from Megan? - Yeah, I was gonna tell her to go to Amazon and get an eye massager. It will put you right to sleep. - An eye massager? - That's what it's called, but it massages around your eyes, like your temples, your eyes out underneath your eyes, and it heats up, and it will put you right. - Oh, my gosh, we're looking at it right now in Amazon. - And going in my cart. - That's wild. - Oh, my gosh, they're amazing. And I usually fall asleep. I think it's like a 15 minute thing, and it turns off automatically. I usually fall asleep before it's over. - You know what I need, honestly? Like the things around me that make me fall asleep. And here are a couple of those. You talk about massagers and stuff. For some reason, anytime I've ever gotten a pedicure, I always want to fall asleep when I'm getting a pedicure. It's the chair that they have at the place that they go to. Do you think that that nice family that owns it would have me, like, have that chair? The other thing is, for some reason, anytime that I sit in one of our bosses, sales promotion, programming meetings, always makes me fall asleep. So what if we did this? What if we had, 'cause you've been sleepy, too. Tony Trevato, our boss's voice speaking to you. - Yes, please. I actually love that. But I also, Holly, I really appreciate her suggesting that this I'm asking, it has to be thinking. It is a very bulky piece of equipment. - Can you imagine me with that and my mouse guard, all of my face creams and being like, - You're never gonna leave. - I'm telling you, wait 'til you have apnea, and they give you apnea, and you have to have, put that thing in your mouth that makes you, it's like an elephant's nose coming right out of here. - I don't know how people sleep with those. - I had it one time, and I do have sleep apnea, and it's bad that I don't actually do something about it. But I one time turned over and looked over at Chelsea and the look on her face basically said to me, "I'm never gonna touch your private parts ever again." That's pretty much what you're done for. What's up, Alex? - Roger, I got the pass on for now. If you fall asleep, it works for me every single time. - What's that? - My wife says rub my back. - Oh, good for you, Alex. Must be nice. - No, no, the wife says to him, rub my back. - Yeah, I'm single. - I know, but the thing is true. When you start rubbing-- - I'm gonna get about a minute. - Yeah, when you start doing that, when you start rubbing your back, it's not always sexual. It makes you tired, it makes you fall asleep. - Right. - Yeah. - Yeah, so why don't you do this? Why don't you allow Megan to come into your bed with you guys, and she will rub your wife's back? - Perfect. (laughing) - I'm sure that I'll go over well with your wife, yeah. - Yeah, Megan, what are you doing? It's not, where are you calling from, Alex? - They're yours. - Oh, that's a little bit of a-- - That's fine. - Can you be the home that she stays in there? - She could be the honorary back rubber person. I mean, if she can't sleep from it, I win because she doesn't have me to rub her back back. - There's something about it. I don't know what it is. Anytime that anybody asks you to do something that requires you to actually be physically active, not pleasuror for yourself, you end up like it, you know what I mean? Like, do the dishes, oh, I'm tired. (laughing) Not the long, oh, I'm tired. (laughing) - All right. - How about driving? Do you ever get tired driving? Lately, that's been my thing. - Do you know, last time I went to Grand Rapids, I had to pull over at like some rest stop and I slept for two and a half hours. - I don't know how you and Mike do it. You guys travel between the city so much. Do you have like loud music in your car or playing? Or do you guys talk to people on the phone? - I'll take the top off of my car just to make it loud and windy and sunny. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Mike, what do you do to try to make sure you don't fall-- - I just take my top off. (laughing) - I just want to see that. - Hello, it is Ryan and I was on a flight the other day playing one of my favorite social spin slot games on Chumbagocino.com. I looked over the person sitting next to me and you know what they were doing. They were also playing Chumbagocino. Everybody's loving having fun with it. 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