Mojo In The Morning
The Most Random Person You Hooked Up With
- This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto-accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. - That's autolaw.com. - Mojo in the morning show. You know what we need right now? We haven't like had a real edgy topic in a little bit. You know, we've been talking a lot of family and a lot of dogs and a lot of-- - Neighbors. - It's contesting and neighbors and things like that. Shannon, give us something dirty. - Okay. - Yeah, I'm the go-to for something dirty, right? - This is not the dirty on the 30, but it is the dirty from Shannon. - Okay, so this came off in a conversation with Wes, my fiance the other day. We were just talking about like anything and everything. And sometimes when we get time to ourselves, this is what we do. And I asked him this question, who is the most random or like the strangest person that you have ever hooked up with? - Who? - 'Cause again, and I've said this before, he will not give me his number and this still drives me crazy. But at least he'll answer questions. - But you won't give his number either though. - I have given him my number. - But you won't tell all of us our number. - No, 'cause I know it drives you crazy. - And I'm happy that he's coming with us. - I know, it drives you crazy that he's not giving you your number and it drives us crazy that you won't give us enough. - Yes, yes, yes. Well, his answer to that question was he once owned, like back, I think he was like college or just getting out of college, like around that age, he owned a landscape company, like started his own landscape company with some buddies. And he went to place an ad in his local newspaper for this landscape company, which is what you did back in the day, right? You placed a classified ad and if people wanted their bushes done or whatever that is, that's a day like, okay. - In the start of Meyer or Kroger, you hung up a piece of paper with the little numbers on it and there's separate things you can rip the number off. - Right, so the lady who was helping him at whatever newspaper this was mentioned, oh, I actually need some landscaping at my house. So how about we do a little trade? - I'll place the ad for you for free for a couple of months if you come to my home and do all of these things that I need to check off my list anyway, which West was like, cool, that's a great-- - All me, he did not do the-- - He shows up to her house and he said, "She just so happened to be sunbathing topless in the backyard where she needed him to do some work." - That's like a, that's seriously, I've watched that porn before, that's unbelievable. - And so he said, he said she pretended to be like, oh, I didn't know you were coming at this time or whatever, went inside. He did whatever he needed to do in her yard and then when he knocked on the door and went inside to get paid, she took all of her clothes off. - Oh my God, stop it. - So that was his answer to the question, which is a great story, right? So that is my question to you. - Oh yeah, daddy. - Who is the strangest person you've ever-- - Oh, like the most random person that we've ever-- - Most random. - So the strangest person that we've ever had sex with, God, this is actually kind of good. I like this idea. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. For me, it was a color number nine. It was a color number nine, swear to you. When I've, okay, and this is back in the B96 days when I was working with George McFly and I was peeping Tom, that was my name there and she won a prize. - Congratulations. - And then she wanted the prize because she was gonna go and use it. It was actually tickets to Six Flags Great America. It was Marriott Six Flags Great America, which is in Gurney, Illinois, 'cause it was working in Chicago. And she said, "Is there any way I get the tickets now?" So George made me drive them to her house and she lived just outside Evanston, Illinois, which is where Northwestern is. And I pulled up and I'm like, oh my God, she's a rich lady 'cause she had like this really nice house. It turns out that she was watching the house for the people and I'm like, "Oh, what the hell is that?" That was by the way, that was the, yeah. - That was you walking back to your car. - What? (laughing) - What? (laughing) - That was too late. - Yeah, so I gave it to a car, I gave her the prize. Which by the way, I will say this to you, it was the worst sex ever because I was so intimidated over the fact that I'm like, "Holy cow, choose gorgeous." And this is before social media where you could look up what somebody looks like beforehand. She opens the door to this gorgeous home that's in Evans, Illinois, it's the same area. - Northwestern University is right there. - Yeah, but it's right around the same area, Shannon, where that movie Home Alone was against their house and stuff. - Yeah. - And she opens up the door and she was freaking... - I'm sure? - She's a dime, dime plus nine. (laughing) I don't know. - You can just say she's really pretty. - Yeah, I wanna hear everybody else's. And by the way, you gotta share with us too. Who's the craziest person that you got to have sex with? Anybody else wanna share? Anybody else got one that's interesting? - I've only had sex with Cheryl. - Here's it. - I don't think, I don't have any crazy story. I've had like sisters, I've had one nice damn. - Oh no. - Hold on. - Oh no. - Ms. Fitz Team, Zach. Zach has won for us our audio game. - You ran in here too. - All right, Zach. So after me, my girlfriend broke up after 10 years when I'm dating Epps. And there's this woman, she claimed to be 32. And long story short, she is the aunt to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend. And I didn't know. And I found out that she is actually 45. - Oh. - Yeah. - Okay. - All right. - Wow, so in the correlation of the ants and everything, I think yours is different though. That one's a good one. I think it's the mere fact that you've been hanging out with the promotion's girl that's like. - Oh no, stop, stop. - That's only on the "More Mojo" podcast, which you can listen to now. - Wherever you get pocket. - By the way, I think Zach might need to go on the air a little bit more often. - I love it. - He's very good. - That's a good story, yeah. - He's very good. Anybody else or before I grab a call? - I mean, there's so many. - Mike, I know you guys. - I'm just trying to figure out which one to pick. - Remember the bad boy days, Mike? Remember the internio days? - I do, I do. So in college, I slept with my financial aid advisor. - No, you did not. - I 100% did. I went and got the financial aid taken care of, went to my class. She knew what class I was in too, 'cause she saw all my classes and she sat down right next to me. - That's amazing, those people you can't even get to just get an appointment with. - Yeah, I like the hardest. - Was she young or was she older? - A little bit older, but I think she had just started the job. - Did you do it in her office or in your dorm or what? - No, it wasn't a story like that. - No, I went to her place. And then we hooked up like probably three or four times and then I never talked to her again. - Oh, so you were a repeat offender? - Yeah, yes, yeah. - Shannon can't get away with not telling us hers because if Wes had to tell us his, you have to tell us yours. - I mean, probably the dude from Sister Hazel. So random. - Do you know her sister Hazel? - I used to listen to this. - Have you ever heard this song? - Do we have song? (upbeat music) - It was very random. (upbeat music) - Oh, yeah. (upbeat music) - Was it a singer? - When the hook comes in, you may have heard it. - No, not the snats in the hood. - You might. - All right. (upbeat music) - Was he better than the song? - The rules are better. - Here comes up. - Here comes up, right here. - He's actually a really nice guy. It was just very random. (upbeat music) - By the way, there's 90s. - I did too. - Yeah. - He was so great. (laughing) - Here we go. ♪ Hard to say what it is ♪ ♪ I see it ♪ ♪ You wonder if I'll always be where you ♪ ♪ Words get same ♪ ♪ Rockin' too ♪ ♪ Don't feel ♪ ♪ Don't feel ♪ - Wow. All right. Lindsey, let me grab yours. Craziest person you hooked up with. Lindsey. - Oh, I'm sorry. My dad, he used to be a principal, and I had sex with one of his students. - Oh, geez. So that student was calling us up. I hooked up with the principal's daughter. That would be crazy. (laughing) - I hope he doesn't. - What would your dad have done if he saw that you were phone around with this kid? Did he like this kid? - Um, he did. My mom actually knew 'cause my parents are divorced, but my dad didn't. - Oh, wow. Megan, this one would be for you. I hooked up with the security dude at the dispensary. (laughing) - Oh, wait. Some of those digits. - Yeah. If it was the Ann Arbor one that you go to all the time, you're gonna be the little jealous, aren't you? Okay, it's a good looking guy. - It's so hot. It's not even funny how hot he is. - What's up, Sam? Voiced this guy is the craziest person you hooked up with. - All right, I picked up a girl in a bar one night, and I moved up to tell him she just moved here, moved back down here because her sister had disappeared up north. So come to find out the next day. My friend showed me the front page of the newspaper from Atlanta, Michigan, that the girl I hooked up with was wanted in conjunction in association with the murder of her sister, who escaped from a mental incident. - Oh my gosh. - You win, Sam. (laughing) - This is like a real life date line NBC. You would have got to meet that cool guy, Keith Morrison, if you would have come forward on that one. - No, and the worst thing I kept thinking, oh my God, my DNA is everywhere. - Oh my God, that's amazing. - Oh my God, oh my God. - Oh my God. - Darian, who did you hook up with? - I hooked up with my health teacher. - Your health teacher, how did that come to fruition? - Oh, I was at the gym working out, and I thought I recognized her, and so I went up and talked to her. And so she was like, I had you in high school, whatever, and I was like, yeah, you was my health teacher. And so she took me out to eat and stuff, and then, yeah, just one of those nights. - Dude, that's like the dream of dreams, and I know that, you know, you hear the stories all the time about people hooking up while they're in school, but after you're done with school, weren't there some teachers that you wished that you could have hooked up with, after school was done? You know? - I was only 20 and she was 43. - That's so loud. - Oh, wow, dude, life was good, wasn't it? (laughing) - I'm good at it. - And the health teacher, she's teaching you all the stuff, or testing you on all the stuff. Tammy, Tammy, real quick, I gotta ask you a question. Tammy, you don't work for the local newspaper taking classified ads, do you? - No. - Tell everybody who you hooked up with. - My lawn guy? (laughing) - No, see, I always want to know the story of like, how did it happen the first time? Like, who put the moves on who? - It was literally just like a one-time thing. Like, I mean, he was mowing lawns in my farm jam job. And he saw me and like, you know, next thing you know, he's mowing my lawn for free for a while, and I was like, you know. - If you know what I'm-- (laughing) - Wow, you gotta love that, right? - Yeah, it was a good time, you know. - Oh my God, he was mowing her lawn. What's up, Steve? - Hey, so I call a couple of times I've been on a bed a couple of times, you guys, love you guys. - Oh, we love you, man. You dirty bastard, you, you got another story for us. - Yes, I do. I told my first grade teacher. - You what? - What? - First grade. - My first grade teacher, I have to go to high school. I ran into her after that. I had like a classroom year or something, we looked up after that. - Oh my God, you hooked up with your first grade teacher, that's insane. - Yeah, about 30, she was about 40, about 50 years. - Wow, that's craziness. And what do you learn when you're in first grade? Like what is, is you learn how to count? - 18, even one, two, three. - And there you go, hey, why not? (laughing) This one's the biggest of the big one. I, Lydia literally just jumped out of her chair for this one. Corey, are you there? - Yes, I'm here. - Corey, Lydia is our phone screener. She legitimately just hit the ceiling after you just told her. Who did you hook up with? - My ex-wife's mom. - You did that. - Oh my God, wow. (audience applauding) - While you were married or after? - No, this is shortly after. She left me 'cause she accused me and her mom of doing stuff, and I was like, no. And so she went and cheated on me, and that kind of prompted and then I messaged her mom afterwards and we ended up hooking up, and I was like kind of, you know, her events, I deal. I can't believe that. - You mother? (laughing) - I have to ask this question 'cause I got to ask it. It's so important. Who was better? - Um, um. - Wow, why? What made mom better than the daughter? - Freaky Earth more experience? - Really, and probably the thought of doing what you were doing, right? - Oh yeah, we ended up doing it in the next room too. - Oh my God. - What? - Yeah, we still live together after we split for a little bit. - I'm going to church this Sunday. Chelsea, Luke and I are going to mass a Sunday. We said that we're gonna start doing mass until Luke goes away 'cause we wanna try to get him on that room. I'm praying for you, you son of a bitch. (laughing) - This was a long time ago. - Sure. - I've been to church since then too. - All right, did you confess to the priest and did the priest hit the ceiling? Like Lydia just did a second ago? - I don't know if he did or not. (laughing) - Probably told all of his stories too. Probably a hot topic at church. - Thank you for the call, I appreciate it. - Yeah, no problem, thank you. - Hey there, it is Ryan Seacrest with you. You wanna make this summer unforgettable? 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