Mojo In The Morning
Don't Touch My Dog!
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Mojo in the morning show, so I went on the scale for the very first time over the vacation. I feel like I had way too much fun, and I hadn't been on the scale in a while since I had recently lost like 40 pounds, 41 pounds on the ideal U. Health Center, and I hadn't weighed myself in like a month, and I knew that I was eating excessively during the week that we had off. Well, I've decided that I am going to start doing the 30 minute walk that Chelsea told me I had to do every day, and I say Chelsea told me I had to. She didn't. My doctor told me. My doctor said to me, you got to get 30 minutes exercise in a day, and I'm not an exerciser. I hate it. I just can't stand it. I'm not going to work out, you know, all the time. I'll go to plan a fitness, but if I go to plan a fitness, my thing is I just jump on a treadmill or an elliptical machine, and that's it. I get a cardio thing. Yeah, which I don't think is bad according to my doctor. I was going to say that's, yeah, that's fine. Get some movement in. I should be at the incline. Yeah. So here's what, here's what I've decided. I don't really do incline. But this right. Here's what I decided. My dogs need exercise too. So every day I was going to go home from work, and the first thing I was going to do was going to put the leashes on Henry and Louie and I was going to go take them for a walk. And the walk was going to be 30 minutes, and what I was going to do is put it instead of just worried about going for steps, I was going to put timer on there, and I was going to have the timer be when I hit the 15 minute mark on the timer, I was going to turn around and go right home. Yeah. And that was it. So I knew I was doing 30 minutes every single day, all right. Until my neighbors came into play, do I have like some kind of dramatic music that I can play until my neighbors came into play? The same neighbors every single day, husband and wife, stop me to pet my dogs. And I am at a point right now where I want to know from you guys, how can I tell them they cannot pet my dogs? Yes, that's what that's me, not my dogs. And the reason why is not because my dogs don't enjoy it. They love it. But guess what ends up happening 15 minutes turns into an hour and 15 minutes. So what ends up happening is my timer, I have to stop it like guys, you don't understand something. I got a timer going on here right now. Because sometimes they'll get me in the beginning 15, sometimes they'll get me at the end 15. And then the 30 minutes that I want to dedicate to working out or exercising becomes the pet off of these guys dealing with my dog. I don't like this. First off is hard not to pet a good boy. Like how are you not gonna go pet a good boy you know what you should do. You should carry a poop bag that's already filled. Yeah, I do care. You don't care. But I'm saying, at least he can say, look, I need to get this out of my hand. He does not know. No, no, this is very simple. Very simple. Yeah. You got to do the speed up. Okay. So you're going going. Yeah. When you see that it's. Hi guys. Hope you're having a great day. Just keep going. You got to walk fast. I like that. Okay. You just got to yell out. I got a poop. And keep walking. Yeah. The I got a poop will work. I got a poo. So here's and I don't know if this ever happens with Coraline. Do you ever have that happen to you or Coraline in you or out and about and people want to touch that dog because yes, but it's always big dog owners that don't realize that little dogs are not the same as big dogs. Okay. And I promise you, my dog is the most spoiled dog in the entire world and she does not want you to approach her and pet her. It's not because I am mean to her. I don't do anything to my dog other than love and respect her. And that dog will shake and run away from any person that approaches her and it makes me look bad and I don't even care as much about that. As I know, it really stresses her out and then I feel like a bad dog owner for not protecting her. No. But you know what? The interesting thing is the anxiety filled dog would be better than my dogs because my dogs want to go home with them, you know what I mean? Like I would rather have, I almost wish I had Coraline because Coraline visibly does look like Coraline doesn't want to be around other people. Well, she started shaking the other day when this guy tried to approach her and he was like, is she going to bite me? And I was like, no, she's never bit any, but she just doesn't don't touch her. By the way, if a dog looks like it's going to bite you, then don't pet it. Yeah. What did it? What if you start shaking, Mojo? You just start shaking. Mike, I do, I think I am shaking at that moment because I'm sitting there looking at my phone the whole time and I'm looking going, I want to be home. I want to be home. Like I want to, you know what I mean? Like I've been at work all day. So the last like, you know, couple of months I have been here at the station until like three o'clock in the afternoon. And the problem is by the time that I get home, then it's like 315 when I put on my joggers and I'm just joking. I put on my tennis shoes. What do they call them? Sneakers. My sneakers. That's it. Yeah. Trainers. Yeah. Yeah. And then when ends up happening, I go out there and I'm like, man, you guys are just ruining my game. What's going on, Alicia? Hey, so I don't know if you know this, but if you're training a dog to be a service animal of any sort, people are not allowed to pet them because they're working. But it's too late. Well, I mean, you can always make it turn a dog into a service dog. Just tell them like, hey, like, I want to get them into this program. They're going to, they're going to be, you know, support animals and they have leashes that you can put little Velcro strips on that they please. That's what I should do. I should actually put a service dog, you know, vest on them like all these, you know, people have on them and then make it seem like there's something that they can't touch. Listen to some of these textures here. This one is, oh, here you go. Shannon, you read my mind. I thought of the same thing. This is from two four eight. Just start jogging and then you run right past them. Not even jogging. Just speed up. And by the way, is it jogging or running? Because I thought jogging was something from the past two four eight says mojo wear a mask. It always makes people not want to talk to somebody. Another thing in the, I don't remember who said this, but if you put those giant headphones on, like at the jam, oh my gosh, nobody will talk to you like the headphones that we wear for the show like that we have here in the studio with those on or if you put in AirPods, I do this sometimes you put in AirPods and pretend like you're on the phone with someone. Give away. That's it. You go right through. What's up, Veronica? Go ahead. I'm sorry. To go back to the whole service. Don't say. Hi, that was a very sexy, what kind of phone number is this? My dog gives off the vibes that she's not out here to help other people. So I don't even think that will work. Veronica, what's up? Hey, I listen to you guys every morning. I'm a school bus driver. So when I get up in the morning, take my caddies over to the country club this summer for their program. I'm listening to mojo. I love you guys. I'm wondering why you just don't tell your neighbors. I'm trying to be on an exercise program and lose some of the weight. I can't. You want to know why? They're the nicest, older couple. Like they're really sweet people and I don't want to seem like a jerk to them. Like I'm the guy that sits there and smiles the whole time. And then behind their back, I'm like, you know, saying something. My wife is my wife is always said to me. The problem is I've always gotten away of being the good guy because people will sit there and say, oh, he's so sweet. He's so nice. And then I'll go home and complain about it or go on the radio. But that is your problem. You are too nice. Like you are. I mean, it's happened. Yeah. Thank you. Veronica. Veronica. Are you in the bus right now? No, I just got done. I want to get a little. I can't call on the bus. Yeah, she's got kids. She's taken care of this. You've done it before. Let's be honest. No. That was a lie. Take your neighbor some cookies or donuts in the morning. Say, here you go. Give them the tree. No. Because you know what? You notice I gained seven pounds. I ate the cookies and Sheila, what's going on? Well, why don't you take a different route? It's too obvious. And the problem is there's really only like one circular way around my neighborhood that will get me only 30 minutes of a workout. Otherwise, if I go a different route, it's 35 or 37 minutes. I timed it. I got to do it 30 on the nose. Is it worth it? You're right. You're too smart. You're smarter than I am. Thanks for the call. Sheila. Say, what's going on, Chris? Hi. Good morning. Love you guys. Hey, we love you too. Where's Vavanda? We love you too. Thanks. I texted it. I think that Megan needs to get Coraline of us that says everything makes me nervous. How do I get one of those in size 8 pound dog? Have you seen Coraline before? Have you ever seen what Coraline looks like? Yeah. I've seen pictures. I follow you guys on everything. I love you guys. Coraline might be what I'm trying to get by walking 30 minutes a day. Yeah, I look at her and I see how the tree cheats and I just go big. Did you miss your normal dose of mojo in the morning today? Download the iHeartRadio app and hear the show on the mojo in the morning channel. Hey, everyone. It is Ryan Seacrest here ready to heat up your summer vacation. Get ready. Things are about to get sizzling at Chumba Casino. Your summer getting a whole lot hotter with a special daily login bonus waiting just for you. Sign up now for Reels of Fun and Reels of Prizes right here at Chumba Casino. With yours truly, join me at ChumbaCocino.com and dive into a summer of social casino fun.