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He Was Checking Out Kev's Balls
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast powered by Michigan Auto law. Auto accident attorneys visit auto law calm That's auto law.com Mojo Thirty Three Three Ten Five Four Three Two One Ignition sequence guide Let me take you back to the beginning. This is it. Alrighty ready? You're listening to Mojo in the morning. You're a do-do hack. Let's go. Let's go. It's show time. Go down the morning show. Kevin says that he was getting checked out. Y'all ever had a galker? A galker? Checking that check. Is that a different kind? This is not a car galker. This is not a person gawking a car. A car they're gawking you. Yeah, a ball gazers. I was in a... A ball gazer? I don't know if you know that. I don't have those. Well, I mean, people are... You talked earlier about Jeremy Piven checking you out on stage. Yeah. He was a boob gazer. Yeah. He liked my chest. Well, apparently one of the guys that was in this circle that I was having a conversation with, just talking. You know how you can look over at somebody and you can see that they're not looking at your eyes. They're looking at a different part of your body. And you can follow where their eyes are looking. You know what they're looking at. Yeah. And the person was checking out my balls. And immediately when you look back at them, their eyes pop up. Were your balls visible in the outfit that you were wearing? I don't think so. Were they checking out your balls or checking out your shoes? The eyes weren't that low. I don't think the eyes were that low. They were looking at... Did you have a belt on? Maybe that looked cooler. I'll never wear belts. That's what I'm saying. Unless the balls are like... Like, you can see them through your pants. How are they looking? Well, I mean, they were looking at the area. That area. They were checking the middle. They were looking at the area. You know that they're not... Right. The ball area in the shoe area is a big difference between, you know, the distance. Unless you're in distance and they hang real low. Were you flattered? I'd be flattered, but now was a flat area. He wasn't cute. It was one of those like... I felt like he knew I caught him. He looked and it was like one of those like... That's when you hit thrust. You just kind of slightly lean forward. No, wait. Meghan, were you flattered when Jeremy Piven was checking out your boobies? I mean, who wouldn't? I do have a nice pair of boobs. Do you like it when guys are checking out? Oh, it depends on so many factors. One is how creepy are you? Because that's a scale. How rich are you? How late are you making it? Yeah. How single are you? How about if they're rich but creepy? Oh, God. No. Stay away. Really? Yeah! How many times is allowed for a guy to look at your boobs? I feel like with mine, a lot of people get caught off guard. I'm gonna be very honest. I have unusually large bosoms. So I do feel like you get one. One? Yeah, sometimes I get caught off two. Like, I'll look down and go, girl. You know what I mean? Like, "Hey, how you doing? How you doing?" How do you girls? One though? You get one. You're an adult. You're an adult. You know how to look me in the eyes. You gotta at least give me two before you say something. So the second time you're saying something? Yeah. Second time I go, "What are we looking at?" I'll just say that. That's tough. No, it's not tough to be an adult and look me in the eyes. First, the first glance has to be maybe a shock factor. Yeah, for sure. You have to allow me that, right? Yeah. And then after the shock factor, once I've realized that, "Hey, these are worth looking at," you have to give me a "these are worth looking at" loop. No! Now I'm like, "You will objectify you." No, no, no, no. One is like, "By mistake, oh, I didn't know those were there." The second is like, "Oh, yeah, those are there." Yeah, that's the objectification part. No, no, no, no, no, no! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. The first is like, "The second is like, "Trust but verify. Am I sure I saw what I saw?" The third one I think is when you should like take action. Because at that point, it's like, "I'm fully invested in these." Cinnamon, if you have my back, you do not get two. I agree. Thank you. What? Yeah, you don't. Even with my explanation. Especially, you've already been caught. You've already, because here's my, here's my statement on that. You've already been caught. So how many times did you look before you've been caught? Right. My favorite is when I'm out with the girls on the show and we go somewhere and we're walking and you'll walk past a guy that's staring the whole time at them and then you'll walk right past, and you, the girls are going straight ahead and the guy turns his head to look. And he turns a look and I'm like, "Oh, yeah." See, the girls got looked at. You got to know where they're, it's like, it's like a quarterback. You don't throw where the receiver is. You throw where they're going. What do they say? Look them off. You got to look off the receiver. Yeah. So if I know Shannon, for example, if I know Shannon's going to walk past four o'clock and I don't start looking at 12, I'm going to look at four, so she walks in my line of sight. Yeah. I don't have to follow her. You know what I mean? So again, to bring this all back to what was going on with you. So you were with, you said it was a group of guys. Yeah, I mean, there's a couple girls in there, and one of the guys was checking out your balls. I'm the one that's like, it's like right now, right? Like, I'm the one that's speaking, so everybody kind of has their attention. I know, and I'm trying really hard to not look at your balls, I'll be honest. But I like an adult because I'm like, what were they looking at? Do you have big bulbs? I've never, bulbs, bulbs. I've never noticed before. But like this, like everybody's looking. Right. Like, so I'm looking around. It's pretty obvious what I'm looking at. Exactly. Now, do it again because you get two per him. This one's for the appreciation. You do get two. Oh, you must have been. You deserve two looks. Don't even go. Yes, you do. Dylan, what's going on? Well, I would kind of say it's kind of like being a go ahead. I mean, at the end of the day, yes, you get the free glam. And everything, you get the awareness of your surroundings. But then on top of it, I mean, it's a great appreciation. Appreciate the ones that I'm. And you waited. You said it's kind of like being a bobble head. Is that what you're saying? No, a bobble head. That's right. Is that a bobble head? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it's kind of like doing a double take. I mean, he's backing you up. Understand. Yeah. I like the up and down look like the guys or the, you know, that are so blatant. They go. They do the. Yeah. Up to down thing. I'm really surprised. You're surprised about that. I'm only allowed one look before it gets crazy. How many times are you allowed to be like, I like your body. I'd like to see it. Yeah. But my mind, again, I'm not going to like re explain, but the justification of like first is shock. Yeah. Second is. I want to look at you. Just to ensure that what you saw was what you saw. And then if I do it again at that point, then it's creepy. I'll be honest. If you haven't been looked at in a while too, you can look at as much as you want. Right. Let me see that body. What's up? Jason. What's up? Hey, so I've called in a couple of times, and I've always had a huge crush on Megan. And this is the first time that I'm upset with it. This is not safe. This is not fair. Okay. If they're going to catch me off guard, I thank you because yeah, I'm about to look, but Kevin's right. If I need a confirmation or those things are really right there, I'm about to look again. I got to confirm and if that's not okay, I don't need my W two on a slide scale. I just want you to know all of you boys sound like my brain can't commute. Need to look at body multiple times because I like boobies. That's what you all sometimes sometimes you got to read it twice. But you can bring up our money has a slide scale. Yeah. Yeah. It's the word. I didn't say it's okay. I said that's how the world works. Anna Nicole Smith is a perfect example of that. She was with the old rich dude and every single ugly guy out there is like, it's okay. I can be rich one day and get everybody. This is how the world works. Facts facts. Amanda, what's happening? I actually touch myself looking at people's butts when they're flat like a pancake and they have that little pinch at the bottom. Oh, yeah. I think they're so interesting. I was like that. I feel like I look at butts too. She looks at flat butts though. I don't know as bad as these boys. I feel like I do not in like a sexual way, but I'm like, oh, she has a good butt. What's going on? Karen? Hi. Hi. I just couldn't sorry. Seven. You don't have to look twice or three times. Just know that they're in your personal view. Yeah. You got to be more subtle. Yeah. True. Binder binder. Yeah. That's why you need sunglasses. Dark sunglasses. Oh, that'll work too. Or be like Stevie one or pretend you're blind. I got checks out everybody. And he checks them out and he's like, all right, there is no way you're blind the way that you're checking girls out. All right. Thank you. Kim from Mojo in the morning. If you need to find his balls, they're in Cheryl's purse. This is Mojo in the morning. Ch-ch-ch-ch-chumba. Looking for excitement? Chumba Casino is here. Play any time. Play anywhere. Play on the train. Play at the store. Play at home. Play when you're bored. Play today for your chance to win. And get daily bonuses when you log in. So what are you waiting for? Don't delay. 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