Mojo In The Morning
The Petty Custodian
This is the Mojo in the morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law Auto Accident Attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Mojo in the morning show, Megan getting into a little argument with the custodian with the-- No. No. No. You never pays attention to me. I don't. You're so mean. Why are you-- Why are you-- Why are you mean to the custodian at the-- You always free me as a bad guy because you don't pay attention to what I say. And I'm literally the only one in this building who is not the bad guy because I, uh, most of the time am the only woman working really in the building. And apparently some of the boys are snitches around here. And somebody told on our custodian, I'm guessing, to our boss, and started complaining about the work that she does around here. And I only know this because yesterday, a guy I work with ran into the studio right before the show started, and he goes, "I need you to go to the bathroom." Which, by the way, pretty weird request to get at 5.45 in the morning. But all right, I'll hear you out. And he was like, "I need you to look for any messages that have been written by our custodian." And I was like, "What? Why?" Like, that's a weird request. I'm so interested right now, of course I will. But what's going on? Well, apparently she was writing very passive-aggressive notes to the boys specifically in the boys bathroom. On the back of the stall door saying things like, "I know how to do my job." And like, "If you've got a problem, say it to my face." Because one of them went and destroyed my boss and she was like, "So over it." And she didn't leave any in the women's bathroom. And you know what? I applaud her pettiness. I'm here for her because she's got to call these boys out. Wait, so why would these guys were complaining that they thought that she was doing a bad job? Yeah, which, by the way, I have been into the men's room around here. You would need an absolute miracle worker to clean up after these guys. These guys are so gross. Who do you think it was that was complaining the most? Um... Great question. Because honestly, I can see all of them doing it. They're all like that? They're all liney little baby brats. They're bitches. They're all bitches. All of us guys. And we're just sliding by the fact that Megan was in the men's restroom, right? Oh, no. Here's the thing. This is the best part about our building. Our men's restroom is the worst, smallest, grossest bathroom in the entire world. And the women's restroom has chairs and mirrors and a vanity. And it's become a running joke that like, everybody's been in both bathrooms because everybody was like, why did the girls get away with this? It's always like that in every building. The guys' bathroom always sucks and the girls' bathroom is always amazing. Oh, not in this one. We only have one sink that were. Everybody flushes their tampons, which is so gross. So you usually only have maybe two toilets that work. We have a hair and makeup area. Yeah, I know. Your bathroom is amazing. Because it used to be like, what's it like a TV studio one point or something? I think so. That was a denny shaver days when he was... People wanted it or I don't know. Sure. Question for you. Do you have a cleaning person that has as much personality as Gina? Oh, absolutely. Really? Tammy has the best. Do you get her number? Can we call her? I don't have her number, but Jillian might. Because here's the thing, I would love to actually... Hold on, while you're stalling and finding that number, call it. Let me call it Gina the cleaning lady. And we're going to ask her the question, who is the dirtier? Hello. Hello, Gina. The cleaning lady. Hello. Oh, good morning. Hello. How are you doing? Very good. Very good. It's so nice to talk to you. Do you have big plans for the Fourth of July? No, not big plans. Small plans. A little barbecue. Are you cooking, Gina? Yeah, barbecue. And going to Fort Huron and with friends. What's up at Port Huron? Do you guys go on the water or what do you do? No, just, there is a park there. So we always go to barbecue and... Very nice. Gina, quick question for you and be very honest. Nobody's listening to this. Who are dirtier as far as the iHeartToTrade Studios? The men's room or the women's room? Uh... I don't... Go ahead. Um... Women's. I know. Yeah. It's the women. They pee all over the place, don't they? Uh... No flash. The toilet. No flash. You know. Wait a sec. After cycles. That's what I'm telling you. People throw their tampons in the toilet and just try to flush them. And they don't go down so they just leave them. The women in the women's restroom will have issues with their cycle. And then they will just leave it all over the place. Ooh. Yeah. They... Sometimes they don't... I mean, yeah. Sometimes they don't flash. That's the... Wow. Wow. If I leave the thing in it, I have to put my rubber bands and take it out, you know. Shannon, you filthy person. You just leave them immersive there. It's happening. Wait, do you believe... I put my tampon in the appropriate little silver box. Do you believe Gina the cleaning lady that Shannon might be one of the culprits? No. Thank you, Gina. I love you, Gina. No, I don't believe. I don't know who it is. That might be an accident. Or they forget or who knows, you know. All right. Well, listen. We appreciate you for all that you do for us. And this is another one of those examples that guys are always told that they're the dirty ones. Yeah. We're not. Sometimes, but yeah. All right. Let's get Gina out of the phone here right now. Take care of yourself, Gina. I love you. Bye, Gina. I'm Victoria Cash, and I want to invite you to a place called Lucky Land, where you can play over a hundred social casino style games for free for your chance to redeem some serious prizes. 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