Mojo In The Morning
Mojo's Mystery Door Dash Delivery
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast powered by Michigan Auto Law. Auto Accident attorneys visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Mojo 30. [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter] Ignition sequence, guys. Let me take you back to the beginning. This is it. Alrighty, ready? You're listening to Mojo in the morning. You're a doo-doo hack. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. It's showtime! [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] Mojo in the morning show, so I ended up getting a surprise of surprises Saturday morning when I woke up to take the dogs outside to go do their, uh, their poop and stuff. [laughs] It was like six o'clock in the morning on Saturday, and I'm like half-gragging. I'm like, "Oh crap, and why did they got to wake up so early and have to go outside?" I open up my front door to the greatest-looking thing in the world. A humongous bag of McDonald's sitting on my front porch. [laughing] I'm like, "You just ba-da-ba-ba-ba right there." And I go, "Wow, what is this all about?" And the dogs right away go for it, you know, like they're like trying to open a thing up. And I'm thinking, "This is unbelievable, somebody ordered, you know, Chelsea and myself and Luke was in home, uh, McDonald's." Like I was like, "This is amazing that people would be this nice to us." [music playing] And, and then I look at the thing and I go, "Oh, this looks like it's been here for a while." As I look at the order, and you know how McDonald's doesn't really have like burgers in the morning, you know? And I do the, I know they do the all-day menu, it's only breakfast. It had, here I'll read for you exactly what it had 'cause I have the- Were there nuggies? Oh, Shannon, there was more nuggets than ever. Here's what the receipt said on the, on the thing. 20 McNuggets- Yeah, they're so good cold. I- 10 McNugget meal. Me neither, actually. One Big Mac, two hamburgers, two cheeseburgers, no pickles nor onions. One medium fry, one large fry, one medium coke, one vanilla shake, two catch-ups, one barbecue dip. Two, by the way, how are you going to eat? 30 nuggets, and you're only going to have one barbecue. Oh, here, two ranch dips. It was $99.74 worth. You want to know how I know that? Not because of the receipt, but because I paid for it, because my son, Luke, went over to a friend's house on Friday night. They were partying, and Luke pulled out the door dash, and on my door dash, door dashed, nearly $100 of door dash, McDonald's, to my front door. Wait. He was trying to door dash it to his friend's house who lives in Clarkson. Oh. Okay. He didn't change the address, so it came to my house in WB, and it comes to the front door. But here's the part where I was really pissed at him. He didn't like call us to say, "Mom and Dad, I screwed up. I did this thing," at least to get me to get it and put it in the refrigerator, or, you know what I mean? Or so you could have a couple fights or something. Dude, I would have stayed up all. It is called the dude, by the way, Shannon. I can't believe it. That's okay. Shannon. I just... Bro, I would eat those nuggets. I would have eaten that thing. Seriously, it would be all night. Bro, seriously? Yes, I would have eaten the entire thing. So here's what I did with it, and I posted this on my social media. So what I did with it was I figured, you know what, since Luke was so kind to leave this for us, I would be so kind to leave it for him. So... Came outside this morning to see this. There's my back. Sitting at my front porch. Either a nice surprise. Or... I figured out what the problem was. Luke had to sleep over at somebody's house and ordered a lot of DoorDash. I think I'll leave it for him. Right on his bed. Right on his bed. [laughter] By the way, all of that is still edible, minus the french fries. Those aren't really that great cold, but everything else is good. 'Cause everything has got so much preservative in it or what? He owns an air fryer. All of that was totally that salvageable. Yes. I know. Have you guys ever done that though? By the way, I spent $200 on McDonald's because I think you ordered that order again twice. At first, when you first started talking to me, you were talking about the amount of food that was being ordered. I was like, "Yeah, this guy's wilding." Then I realized you were paying, and I was like, "I would have did the same thing." Yeah, I wouldn't even be mad about the $100. I'd be mad about the sauce choices. Those are terrible choices. What's the proper choice? Hot mustard. No. Is the only choice. Honey. Honey, honey, all day. Absolutely my same day. You guys are worried about those sauces, and you're not worried about it. Have you ever done that, by the way? Have you ever tried to order on one of those apps, and then you didn't put the right address in there? That sucks when that happens. What's up, Jennifer? Hey, quite often in our neighborhood, we all get together as like adults while the kids play, and we've door dashed probably $100 in sushi, $100 in white castles all the time. Taco Bell. Yeah, we're their favorite customer in the east side. Wow. But have you ever done it where you have door dashed to the wrong place? Like, have you ever like... Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'll door dashed when I'm at work for my kids for the house, and then it shows up at work. I'm like, "Blank and blank. I gotta drive it now home to my kids." Well, that's the thing. Oh, yeah. I know that these kids were probably partying, so I'm glad that they didn't get in a car and go drive to our house to go pick this stuff up, so I'm okay with it, but at least call me. But that sucks when that happens. I had one time on the address. I had the last door dash I've made was at the station here, and the station is about, I don't know, less than 20 minutes from my house. I door dashed to the radio station, and I meant to do it to my house. I had to call the door dashed guy, and they say, "Can you please? I'll give you some cash on the side." Yeah. Yeah. Because, you know, I made the mistake. Usually it'll tell you, "I see that you're not in the area." Yeah. You see that you're not in the area. No, sometimes it doesn't, and that's where it hits. It's crucial. Yeah. You're right, though. Yeah, because it will pop it up and say, "But not all the time." They'll say, "Are you sure? You seem to be a far place away." What's up, David? Door dash will deliver to a semi truck as long as you put the correct address in unless you leave it as your home address, and now you're waiting, you know, miles and miles away. Did you do that? Did you do that, David? I absolutely have done it twice. Twice. By the way, and then you say you're never going to do it again, and it happens. That's funny. Thank you for the call, buddy. What's up, Bob? Brandon? Hi. I actually door dashed food to my neighbor's two streets down at like one in the morning. I ended up going to get the food. I was sneaking up on her porch. I was like, "120?" I was like, "120?" He'd sneak up there, drive the food. All her life came out. I'm like, "Uh-oh." You know what's funny is that in my neighborhood, it's weird. We're the cut-off, or I'm sorry. Our neighbor's Britain, John, are the cut-off for certain restaurants. So I have to door dash to their house. Oh, my God! It's crazy. And it's like three doors down, and I just have them grab it and take it for me. But the GPS is like cut-off at our neighbor's house. I wonder if you're the only person that does that. Or if everybody is realizing that's what you got. Well, somebody's told me the other day that it's like apartment complexes have that a lot too, where certain apartments can door dash, but others can't because of the GPS. What's up, Alexis? Hey, so I've actually had a few times where I've door dashed accidentally to work. And I've had my coworkers just go to town on the food that I have. Yeah. You are the greatest. You probably win Employee of the Month, don't you? I am not a fan of it, but they absolutely love it. And then last weekend, I actually went out drunk with one of my friends. We ordered $56 worth of McDonald's, and it sat out from three in the morning until noon when we woke up the next morning. Wait, and? So we still ate it. Yeah! That's right. That's right. All right. Last question from you, Alexis. These guys are fighting over what you dip your nuggets into. What do you dip into? Okay. So we do like five ranches, five barbecue sauces, and then the honey mustard. Okay. So that's yours. That's mine. And what's your favorite, Megan, again? What'd you like? Hot mustard and sweet and sour. Yeah, Kat. The sweet and sour always hits too. I always forget about that. What's yours? After I ordered. If I got to go with one, I'm a go bargain sauce. Yeah. What about you, Mike? What's yours? So I can't do just one, but honey is my first choice. I like to mix the ketchup and ranch too. I call it crunch. It's amazing. If you never try it, try it. It's incredible. Shannon, are you dip-free or do you dip? When it comes to nuggets, I am dip-free. Oh, boom! Everyone's in a while, honey. Just straight up there. Run, nug. Why do you hate lies? You straighten up. They are so good by themselves. Oh, my God. Try nug. Try nug. What is wrong with you? Savage. I also like pop tarts without the frosting. What do you mean when you say make tarts? I didn't know that was a thing. I like them all. I love those pickles. Make it tarts. Can I ask you a question? What do you leave when you're sad? Why? 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