Mojo In The Morning
Shannon's Fiancé Is Wiping Butts
This is the Mojo in the morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit auto law.com that's auto law.com Mojo in the morning show Mojo in Shannon, Megan and Mike Kevin, KP Lydia, Zach. Thank you guys for being with us. We appreciate you so much. We're on three great radio stations channel 955 in Detroit, 104.5 SNX and Grand Rapids Muskegon and 92.5 kiss FM in Toledo and of course on the I Heart radio app. Shannon, congrats again to Wes on his accomplishment of running that marathon, the Free Press Marathon and doing it with his brother-in-law who is battling cancer, man. What a beast that guy is for being able to do cancer treatments and fighting that battle and then run a marathon. You can't even see me run to the bathroom when I got to go to the bathroom really bad during a commercial break. Yeah, it was cool. Yeah, I mean, it's so funny because Wes is, we're talking about him completing a marathon and at the same time he's wiping butts in my house now. Wiping butts. This is something I wonder if, and I'm sure it happens, but especially with second marriages, you've reached a stage in parenthood or at least Wes thought he had because he has a son who is a junior in high school. He has a daughter who's a freshman in high school, so he thought he was well past certain stages of being a parent, right? And now all of a sudden, my six-year-old son, who, by the way, yes, can wipe his own butt and he doesn't when he's at school, I'm sure. But for whatever reason, when he's home, I'm usually the one and he's going, number two, he wants somebody in the bathroom with him to keep him company and talk to him while he's pooping and then you have to wipe and all of a sudden, Wes is the chosen one. And so Wes is like, I now have a son who's about to graduate from high school and I'm about to have a stepson who I'm still wiping his butt. It's like somebody hit the rewind button so hard and now I'm reliving this stage of life all over again. Does it make it feel young? Probably not. Probably makes it feel fast and older. I have to be honest with you. That's a very awesome thing that he's doing because I've only experienced like, you know, I guess my nieces and nephews and stuff like that where, you know, and I wouldn't even wipe their butt unless they were a baby, you know? I'd be like, hey, try to do your best you can, kid, and then walk around with itchy butt the rest of the day. Oh, gross. Yeah, but it is such an interesting thing for both of us because he's dealing with little ones again, which he's already gone through that phase. I'm dealing with teenagers. I have no idea what I'm doing, 14 and 16. Okay. So, yeah, I mean, he's at that stage now where he's teaching them how to drive and they're driving. They're driving. Yeah. Well, his old, his son is driving. Yeah. And now, you know, you, you are back at kindergarten, because Smith is in kindergarten and he's helping him write as M-I-T, that's not a T, that's not a T, got to write a T, like we're back at that stage. Not the word I thought you were going to spell. Oh. Yes. Age. To your point is definitely explaining, explaining what's he's wiping for Smith is when he's, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, you're good. Shannon's point. It's interesting for the both of you. Like you've never dealt with teenagers before and now he's restarted. So both of you are going through a crazy transition. Yeah. Can you imagine if his daughter needs you to wipe her butt now? I mean, that would be. I would really hope that never happens, but if she needed it, I would do it. So, what do you think is easier, him kind of going back to the kid stage or you trying to take on the teenager stage? His kids are really good, so it's easy for me right now. I just kind of like, somebody said this to me one time, I kind of wear beige and shut up. And I, I'm on the sidelines and I wait for him to throw me in as needed, right? Because obviously their mom is very involved. She's wonderful and Wes is very involved. So I, I, you know, I don't know with teenagers because with my kids, I'm always, they always need something. I'm always around. I'm constantly with them. Any parent who has a nine year old and six year old, you know, like they, they crave your attention. They want your attention. They're, they always need something. You're, you're on duty 24/7 and with teenagers, I'm trying so hard. Like even yesterday we got home from the marathon and his daughter just wanted to lay and be on her phone and I kept texting her from another room and I'm like, are you okay? Do you want to say anything? You want to say anything? Yeah. And finally I was like, I just have to leave her alone because I would think he has experience with little ones, which might make it easier than going into something that you've never had experience with. Right. Yeah. I would lose my freaking mind. I would. All over again. Oh my God. I mean, this is like parents who have kids in high school, middle school, and then all of a sudden whoops, that vasectomy didn't work. We're pregnant again and they're starting all over. Wes is younger than I am. So Wes is what? 10 years or so younger than I am and I, you know, I'm 53 years old guys at this point right now. The only ass I'm wiping is, is if God forbid Chelsea gets sick one day and I have to, you know what I mean? Like I would do it. But mine is it. Like I have enough ass to wipe. I like, I don't need other people to like yours. Listen, I got to ask for the both of us. Like even when I was sick and had that aneurysm operated on my heart aneurysm, I made Chelsea go out and get like one of those connections to our toilet to put a bidet on because I was like, you ain't wiping my ass. I mean, you barely enough want to bake cookies. I don't want you. You'll never bake cookies once you see what my, my butt looks like is the day a game changer. It's a game changer. Mike. I'm going to say this to you. A bidet. A bidet. I think it's a bidet. I might have said that if Smith experienced a bidet, he would never have West wipe his booty again. You can also wipe his own boot. Like this part. That's blowing. Yeah. I'm like a West. Just say no. No, just say no. Well, I'll be honest with you. It's funny because I was thinking to myself the whole time. Is this unusual that Smith doesn't wipe his own booty? He does. He does. But like he has West wrapped around his finger. It's all he wants. Yeah. That is not the reason. I know. I was like, look. Some people have their step after he walks outside and play baseball with them, you know. Wes has got to wipe his, his tush, his tushie. I will say this to you about, about going through the whole process again and in doing this whole thing. I've had friends of mine, I've got a lot of friends of mine that are my age that have married women younger and they have had kids. And I laugh hysterically when they have to do this all over again. And they tell me like it, you know, you think after when, well, I was a dad and have been a dad, you know, since I was 25 years old. Yeah. When you're 53 or Wes is 40, what, two, 41? He's 43. 43? Yeah. You're 43 years old. I can't remember. Yeah. Yeah. That's why. Wes, I mean, remember all the energy you had as a dad when your kids were younger and you were younger too? Now you got to do it all over again. Was it, is that more of a feat than running a marathon? I'm getting old. Man, I'm getting old. That's what it was. What is? And by the way, Shane, I love you. Hi. You're a liar. What do you mean? You said that something about Smith being able to wipe his own butt. Yeah. Yeah. The only reason he makes people wipe his butt is because you go in there and hang out with him and he makes you sit there. I know. I know. But he makes you just sit there and talk to him while he's dutying. Yeah. Well, think about it. You're on your phone the whole time. Well, you're dutying. No, I know. I love that. Give him a little. I'm going to start doing that. He can't read yet. You're doing that. Wes with Chan. And when I have to go duty at the radio station, I'm like, "Shane, stand outside and stall and talk to me. I get lonely in there." Wes, that's funny. So, Wes, was it weird at first, you know, because here's, you know, you're trying to get the kids to like you. And boy, oh boy, talk about a moment to get them to like you. You got to go wipe his, you know, his poop out weird. Because I can't help but they have teenagers and then all of a sudden that this little guy is cute. And he's like, "Hey, come on, come on, come on." Roger that scene in Big Daddy. I wiped my whole name. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. It's so funny. I saw a little kid get all excited. He heard, we were out at a station event. He heard us play that T-Pain song. And when he heard us play the T-Pain song for some reason, he thought it was the commercial for wiping your booty. Okay. Wes, we will talk to you later. You're a good man, buddy. You're so good. I see how Wes is with Shannon's kids and I see how Shannon is with Wes's kids. And I knew right away that you guys were going to be such a great match because when you're together and you know, you, there's the kid thing where it's like, I've seen people like this where, "Oh, I got to deal with the kids." If that's your reaction to their most precious person in their life, that will never be a relationship that will work. Your guys is a relationship. You guys treat these children like they are your biological children and I love that. Thank you. We'll talk to you later, buddy. See ya. It can get lonely climbing Mount McKinley, so to entertain myself, I go to ChummaCasino.com. At ChummaCasino, I can play hundreds of online casino style games for free. Like online slots, bingo, slingo and more. Plus, I get a daily login bonus. It's just too bad that up here, I don't have anyone to share my excitement with. Whoo hoo hoo. Live the Tumba Life. Any time, anywhere. Play for free now at ChumbaCasino.com. B.W. Room. No purchase necessary. Void room prohibited by law. See terms and conditions.