Mojo In The Morning
She Broke Up Before The Date
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. So I hung out with Fred from the Fred show in Chicago and we went out for breakfast recently over the weekend. I was visiting Jacob in Chicago and when I was out there with him, he was talking about dating and I was thinking to this, I'm like going, man, single morning guy in Chicago. What would that life be like must be horrible. I'm sorry, I got to come right back here for one second. Honestly, I listened to him talk about dating, like I listened to Megan and KP and Lydia and everybody else, they're single talking about it and I thank God that my wife hasn't kicked me to the curb. I am like, go my God. He was telling me a story, which was crazy because I was trying to picture this whole thing. He says that he's on the dating apps, which has got to be interesting to be the Fred show Fred in Chicago and you're on the dating apps and people go, isn't that the guy from the radio show? You know what I mean? He's a very recognizable guy too. He does TV also in that market, so he's on television. He starts seeing this 42-year-old woman that's a single mom because Fred is mid-40s and he's never been married, single guy, he loves his niece. My God, he's obsessed with his sister's daughter. So he had out of nowhere, I didn't even, now I'm thinking about Fred doing that. So he starts dating this 42-year-old woman or not dating, he starts talking to her and has never met her face-to-face but is basically talking around the phone and they're planning on this whole idea that they're going to get together and they're going to meet and he gets a phone call from her and they haven't even made like a solid, let's do this weekend, but he was saying that he was going to do it. She calls him up and she says, "I need to break up with you," or it was kind of like, "I need to tell you something that I feel bad telling you." She's like, "Yeah," and she goes, "I need to break up with you." He goes, "Okay," and you know how Fred's got that deep voice, "Okay," you know, and she's like, "Yeah, I just realized that this is not going to work and I just need to tell you that I'm breaking up with you." And Fred said, "Oh, well, thank you for calling," and hung up the phone and goes, "Wait a second, how can you break up with me? We haven't even gone out on a date," but she told him that she needed to break up with him and he brought it up on his radio show and when he brought it up on his radio show, people were saying that that's a thing now where people are breaking up with you before they even start dating because they don't want to be the one broken up on. Like they don't want to be the one ghosted, they don't want to be the one that ends up. But there's nothing to break up. Right. That's what he says. It's one of two things, either of these people shouldn't be on these dating apps because that's annoying behavior and you're wasting everybody's time, which I think when we talk about these dating topics, it's a lot of stop wasting time or two, did she find a red flag? No. You know what her thing was? She's 42 years old and she said that his start age on the thing was like 29 or something like that. And she thought that he was too she was too old for him because she was towards the middle high end of their dating, which he said, he goes, wait a second, he goes, then what are you supposed to do? Like, if you, am I supposed to put it down as 41 to 47 or something like that that narrows my, you know, selection of people that are out there. Got different vibes like she was catfishing, like maybe she doesn't look the same way she does in a profile and now they were going to meet up for the first time and he was going to realize, oh, I like that story. Has that ever happened to anybody though, where somebody's just broke up with them and they haven't even gone on a date? I was, I was so shocked by that whole thing. I'm like, that's an interesting thing like where you, you get the, you get the power back in your court and he said that women will do this a lot more than guys will do this. What's up, Jordan? How you doing? So I was talking to this girl. We weren't dating or anything and we were at a New Year's Eve, probably I wasn't around doing anything and about 15 minutes before the ball drops, she goes, oh, yeah, about that midnight thing. Yeah. We're not doing that. With the midnight thing meaning of the guests? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, yeah, we're not that. That's like, oh. Okay. So she, I didn't know we were, she basically gave you the Heisman before you could go in for the kiss. Yeah. It's like, well, thanks. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about making a guy feel like crap. You think that that's at least a guaranteed kiss. Your first time being with somebody. And it was horrible because we rode together. So now she was talking to party with me. Oh. Right. She's saying why she didn't want it. She didn't say why. She didn't want to kiss you or didn't want to kiss you. No. She's like, I'm going to get this out of the way right now. So there's no awkwardness, but I'm not doing that. That is interesting. Wow. No, I will say this, Jordan, I would rather her say that to me because I've been so many times with girls going in for the kiss and having them go, Oh, no, no. We're not there. I mean, like I've had, and now I'll say this to you, talk about making your dick feel small. I mean, you literally, you do not, you do not, as a guy, have confidence level after that. I mean, looking back at it now, I'm glad you did that, but at the time, it was like, oh, that was a big of a good shot in the world. Yeah. And you have, you know, time minutes to recover. Start your new year fresh. Go to the driving home part. What are you guys talking about on the way home or do you have the music upload? There wasn't much conversation or music at all. No. No. When you, when you got to, when you got to her place, did you walk or hurt to her door? No. Oh, geez. Oh my gosh. Also, she to further defend you because you sound so sweet, Jordan. She probably should not have accepted to a date on New Year's Eve, like, yeah, it's kind of part of like the sea, you know, it's because you shouldn't expect anything. Here you go. No. I know. Hey, but if you know what's going to happen at midnight, wait, I got to ask you this question. When she gets out of your car, do you like this bumper or what do you do? You shake your hand. You roll down the window and you do a tut tut and back up. Oh, this was, I was young and awkward, so I probably did something stupid. Oh, I'm so happy you're not awkward anymore, Jordan. What's up, Brie? How you doing? Hi. Hey, what's up? Hey, first time caller, a long time ago. What's going on? So back in high school, I was talking to a guy we never hung out, but one day I woke up for school, walked in the news and he was on the news for vandalizing a sanitary. He got arrested. Oh my gosh. So you saw him on TV before you saw him in person. Yep. His name is secure. What do you want? Did you talk to him again? Or like, did you just ghost him? Like, what? Oh, God. No. No, no, no, no, no. That is definitely a break up before you're going to go out with a guy. You don't want to date some dude that you see on the news. Could you imagine? Can you imagine if you, if you're, you start dating somebody or you go on a dating app and you go tune on, whatever, you go on the news or Metro Detroit news, you know, Instagram and you see that that guy is one of those guys. They had something on Metro Detroit news yesterday, by the way. I don't know if you guys follow it. Do you guys ever follow that app? Yeah. Did you see the two guys fighting in the middle of the intersection? I did. I appreciate it. Did you see that? No, no guns. I'm winning. Oh my God. It was two dudes. It was two guys that were, that literally were road raging off of Ford road and murder. Yeah. Yeah. Did they dump that? I guess Kanye would never say that. Yeah. That was it. There are two guys literally fighting in the middle of the, you know, that the grassy part that's in between the roads there off of, off of the, the street and they're just like straight on like, uh, I don't know, a van der, who, who's a fighter? It's like an MMA fight. Yeah. Is that what it is? Me. Yeah. Yeah. It was bare knuckles. And then there's guys like all sitting there with their cameras holding it up like watching the whole thing. That was fantastic. No guns, man. I'm with it. If you're going to fight, pull out the fish. Now it is. You just can't, you don't know if that's going to happen though. Very true. I think the guy piled, uh, drives him at one point, a little triple XX. The one dude actually, his pants started falling down. He's trying to kick the guy in his pants almost went down. I'm sorry. I digress with that one. Where's Jordan? Back out again. Jordan, I'm going to get a kiss. Would you, would somebody kiss Jordan just to make him feel good? I feel so bad for that guy. Okay. Round two. Name something that's not boring. Laundry. Ooh, a book club. Computer solitaire, huh? Ah, sorry. We were looking for Chumba Casino. Chumba. That's right. 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