Mojo In The Morning
Meaghan is Buying a House Cleaner
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I thought that was something from the past when they didn't have that old commercial. Let me see if I can find the thing. Recently, when I became deathly ill, I was able to summon an ambulance, my next door neighbor, my family, and my doctor without picking up a telephone. I used this remote control to contact LifeCall, my 24-hour emergency medical response service. Watch, you just press this button and speak into the air and... I'm having just pain! Why does that commercial feel? And I can't get up! Hold on, hold on, let me help immediately. We can't get up! And I can't! I've fallen! And I can't get up! That was me! That was me! What is the problem, Miss Meg? I feel like I need to tell this whole story and my old lady voice. What had happened was that I had decided it was time to clean the apartment! That was a mistake! I had my dad and my brother very last minute on Friday text me and be like, "Hey, we'd like to come up to the city. Can we come out for dinner?" And I said, "Sure." And I knew I had to clean my apartment before they came over. And I did like a... I have like a 30-minute quick clean. And I had Swifford, which by the way... Oh, there are big sponsor of the show, Swifford WetJet. I didn't tell you, I bought a Swifford WetJet just to clean it. I was on my way home and I said, "Sure!" And I stopped at Target and I bought myself a Swifford WetJet because I needed one. And now it is my mortal enemy. Because I had Swifford all my floors and it was time for me to take out the garbage. And there's like a turn by my door to go out to the garbage shop. So as I'm turning the corner, life turns into slow motion. And I go, "This is it. I'm falling!" And I immediately do the thing where it's like, "Don't break your arm." So you kind of like tuck your arms in, but it was too late. And I had slipped around the corner. And as I had fallen, I hit the corner of my wall. Like, there's a... there's a deck. Oh my god, really? Oh, she's... You can see where my body hit and then I hit the deck, man. And I have tile flooring and the majority of my apartment. So it's not like even soft cushy hardwood floors. No, it's cold, hard tile. And I hit the deck hard, my garbage bag broke and all of, just to taunt me at that point, all of my trash goes flying in the hallway and I sit there for a second and I go, "You ever fall and you're so hurt, you don't know how hurt you are?" Yeah, nice. Yeah, you're like, "What has happened? What is going on?" And all of a sudden, I just feel this pain shoot through my arm and I go, "I'm gonna have to wait for the boys to get here and they're gonna have to drive me to the hospital." I think I just broke my arm. Yeah, you kind of sit there for a little bit. It's like the Jerry Maguire moment when Cuba Goody and Junior just laid on the ground there for a little bit, just going, "I'm just gonna lay here for a while." We're evaluating, didn't we break something? Yeah. Is something bleeding? And I'm behind my front door and I'm like, "Don't cry. The neighbors can hear you." Do you look for blood right away? Like, do you look, 'cause I always look for blood to feel around to see if there's blood in here. I didn't look for blood, but I remember touching my arm and had the shooting pain through my arm. And I was like, "Ooh, is it broken?" And all of a sudden, I looked down and it's maybe 45 seconds later. I have this huge knot on my elbow already, and I'm like, "Oh, no. Oh, no." I want to let you know it's been three days at this point. It's been three days, and my arm still hurts. Oh, geez. And my hip is bruised. You could, I've known people that have lived with a fracture for days and not realized that it was, it was fracture. So at this point, I think it's actually too dangerous to be cleaning my own apartment. I think I should hire a cleaning lady. [laughter] You're cleaning, man. [laughter] Where he rips his shirt off and uses that to clean. You need one of those services, like Molly maids or something like that that can come to your house. What's up, Jamie? How you doing? Well, I'm okay, but I'm just a clutch. That's just of it. I was going to open my front door, and I have, like, tile at my front door. But we have, like, a brick, like, stand kind of thing. Yeah. And it has a plant in top of it. Well, I ended up smoking it, and I have a bruise all over my chest because of it now. Oh, God. Oh, God. [laughter] Yeah. And then I just realized I have a huge bruise on my arm, who and who knows what that one came from. Oh, God. Yeah. Are you in a relationship? Because that poor bastard is going to be blamed for all this stuff. Yeah. Can I tell you what I'm worried most about, Jamie, with Megan, is that she lives by herself. You know, in the past, you know, she lived in Toledo. Now she lives in downtown Detroit. And so her dad and brother and all of us are at least 30, 40 minutes away from her. Yeah. And I don't know if this is a good idea for her to not have that life alert. I think that she needs to have that thing because, God forbid, sometimes we don't hear from Megan all weekend, and it's not by us not checking in. Yeah. I mean, we will send, you know, group texts and not hear from her at all. I mean, it's like complete crickets all weekend long. And what happens if Megan dies on a Friday afternoon after her work, and we don't know about it till Monday when she doesn't show up to her? I am absolutely dying alone in that apartment. Do you know your neighbors? Uh, like I've, I don't remember their names. [laughter] You know the other sounds though. Yeah. Yeah, the guy next to me slams his door every day. What happens if we walk into Megan's apartment and the Detroit rats are eating her body? Probably. I'm gonna be fired. [laughter] Oh no, I'm sorry. Ellen. I get scared eating in my apartment because I'm like, don't choke. Who's gonna save you? I know. Oh my God, I've had that happen to me before. And honestly, the reason why I hate it the most is because I'm a fat guy. And it would be horrible that that would be the way I die. Like I was choking on something. Yeah, die choking on food and everybody goes, well, you know, if you would have washed away. [laughter] You know what I mean? Like nobody saw that something. Like if I'm gonna die, like, you know, have it be like from something other than that or a bad traffic accident. Because I'm bad at driving too. What I'm also blown away with too is that like, if you didn't pay your subscription for a month, you would still die. Like there's, there's not that much. That's crazy. Bro, that's crazy that you got to buy a subscription. Yeah. That's what we government funding. What's you get? What's you get it? You should be good. Don't family members buy it for their elderly loved ones. Yeah. One they don't want to take care of them. And at that age, they're old enough where they're not going to take the money with them. What's going on? Eve? Hi. She needs an Apple Watch. The Apple Watch, if you fall, it'll ask you if you're okay. And if you don't respond in a certain amount of time, it contacts your loved ones and 911. Wow. It's the best thing ever. I have not had it. Is that just the new generation? Because you have an Apple Watch. Okay. I'm currently wearing my Apple Watch. I have one. It was on the charger and my phone was on my kitchen island at the other end of the apartment. And I was like, do I have to crawl? Has anybody ever had that go off? Has anybody ever had it go off and say that, are you okay? And they didn't call? I want to wonder if it does call that. So I was talking with one of the record reps from Chicago. And she said that she was riding a roller coaster. Her friend of hers was riding a roller coaster. And the phone fell out and fell on the ground. And it hit so hard that it called the cops. Oh, I showed up to that because it thought they fell. That's actually nice to have, right? What's up, Kaylee? How you doing? I'm good. We're worried about Megan. Will you do us a favor? We're all signing up for welfare check times that we can go visit her. I'll come clean her house for her. Oh, there we go. What do you do? Are you a cleaning person? My, I used to be. Okay. It's a big shine. Yeah. Are you smart enough to not swiffer and then walk on the tile right afterwards? Oh, I make sure it's dry before I walk right. I think that says it in the descriptions. That's not very judgmental. Can I tell you like top five worst pains I've experienced where I thought I was going to die? Yeah. You talked earlier about like doing something and falling on the floor. If you are a guy and I only say guys because we're predominantly the ones that do this activity. If you're shoveling snow outside and you go on crazy. Oh, that'd be a horrible way to die. And then you hit one of those cracks and the shovel like just digs in your chest. Oh, yeah. I thought I thought I was bleeding. I just sat in the snow. I was just like, I'm just trying to take me down. Diana, what's up? Hello. I was just gone because I do whole health care. And the woman I take care of, she uses a life alert. And just the other day I was at work with her and I got her daughter and son calling me like what's going on? Why are you taking my mom out of the house at this time in the morning? Because it was like six in the morning. Yeah. The life alert of them all that I was taking them on out of the house. And then it's been going off during the middle of the night when she's not even wearing it and it's on the charger. Oh, geez. So it's got a faulty thing going on. Something. And like you guys said, do you have to pay subscription for it? Because she had two of them and they got tired of paying to have that. She had it on the charger in the middle of the night. That might be the time that she probably should be wearing it around her neck. Well, I have a monitor for her when I'm there. Oh, so you were there? Okay. Good. No, she's not left alone. Okay. It's been so long since I had so many in my bedroom at night. It would be nice. No. No. Is it? Would that be interesting if that was your life thing? It's like you hit the life alert just to see if the person cares about you. No, because you have pajamas for when people come over and pajamas for when you're alone. And I know it would happen in the ratty old pajamas. If you order now, you can get one month free. Hey, Rachel. Listen to this one. Rachel wore her Apple watch and it went off to show the alert. When did it happen, Rachel? When I was, as you guys call it, baking cookie. Good for you. Yeah. Things just had gotten a little playful. And all of a sudden, my watch was like, what the heck? Who calling you right now? And it was, are you okay? Have you fallen? I was like, don't call 911 right now. I want to at that point. It's like a liquid I did. Yeah. By the way, K P, I can just picture this. You got to get the, there's the little old lady. I fall and I can't get up. You can Google it and find out. Get her image, but superimpose Megan's face over it. You got my mind. We got it. We got it. Did you? Oh my God. That was crazy. That would be the greatest. I'm falling and I can't get up. (laughing)