Mojo In The Morning
Full Show 06-28-2024
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And by the way, we do have a few prizes to give away. So get ready. We're giving away tickets to see Sabrina Carpenter. We got cash to give away. We got a lot of stuff to get to. And today is a good day because guess what? We got some Fourth of July holiday coming up here next week, so it's going to be a good one. (upbeat music) Hey, happy Friday. Let's get this thing started. (upbeat music) ♪ Welcome to the Mojo, the Mojo in the Morning Show ♪ ♪ This is the Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show ♪ - Yes! - Welcome to the-- Oh, I'm having them one of those-- (laughing) Hold on, am I having them? I think I might be having one of the-- (laughing) Hold on. (laughing) - These are the total initiative relative-- - Oh, what is this? - Hold on. (upbeat music) - Oh. Oh, my. - I'm going to try. I really don't know what he said. - There you go. All right, here we go. Kevin Riemann. ♪ This is the Mojo in the Morning Show ♪ ♪ This is the Mojo in the Morning Show ♪ ♪ This is the Mojo in the Morning Show ♪ ♪ This is the Mojo in the Morning Show ♪ (cheering) (cheering) - What a stupid son of a bitch. (laughing) - Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. I actually get excited over ratings first things, like when you know the people are watching it, and then you look at social media last night and social media, Lewis, all just this. I don't think I heard anybody talking about anything else, but interesting debate last night. Didn't expect that, but that was what you got, and now this morning it's turned into these presidential elections now turned into a dirty on the 30 story. - Yes. - Because now they're everybody's speculating and wondering and what's gonna happen. - Yes. - I mean, even the television networks that are, you know, not the primarily pro-Trump television networks are all going, should President Biden be the candidate for the presidency for the Democratic Party? - I heard so many, or I read and saw on social media so many people equating last night's debate to an SNL skit. Because it just didn't seem real. - It has several moments like that. - Yeah. - By the way, I have to tell you that I think the format of the turning the microphone thing off, I think helped Trump. I think watching, like he had to kind of be calm, and I think him being calm was the part two that was such a surprise to so many people because typically, I think it probably would have overshadowed if he was boisterous like he was back in 2020 when he was running for re-election. - Interesting times, interesting times. - I just hope everybody, after a couple of days, allows the, would look like either Biden had a cold, or he had these missteps to not be the full focus. And at some point, we jump on our fact check website and actually look at the issues and what people said. Obviously, it was glaring some of those moments where he kind of seemed like he was-- - You really think that was a cold though? - I mean, at the beginning, I think the man's old. - At the beginning, I think both of them old. - But I think there's a difference. - No, I think there's a difference between being old and being an old guy that struggles a little bit. - I think two things can be true. I think when he's visibly holding his hand up to his mouth and going, but he does that all the time? - No, he's always clearing his throat. I mean, look, some people cough, bro. Now, I'm not saying that's the full thing, but what I'm saying is I do think he had a cold, or and he did some water or something like that. But again, there were moments that I think were beyond him having a cold. And I agree with you there. But again, look what we talking about. We're not talking about a single issue, not a single point as BMA. And my fear is that that will be the only conversation that people have. - I'm a conspiracy theorist. - We shouldn't be the conversation. - I'm a conspiracy theorist. - He's talking about golf and all that. I don't know why he's talking about the real issue. - Actually, that was the only coherent parts of the conversation. - I'm a conspiracy theorist. I have a theory. Yes, here's my theory. And I said this to friends. And I had friends texting me yesterday. I said to friends, this is the most unusually early time to have a debate. Why do you have a debate in June before your, you know, conventions that you do? Because they never have debates before the conventions like this. And I had a theory. And my theory was that this is a way for them to change up and to, I don't know if they, if President Biden doesn't want to not run. And I think that maybe he wants to run and they're like, you know what? Let's do an early debate and show him that maybe he shouldn't run. I don't know. I still think, I think that something's, this is Shannon's dirty on the 30 is we try to get not political on the show, especially with the dirties on the 30s and stuff. We kind of like talk about little things. Obviously have Eric do our impersonations. I think your dirty is on the 30s over the course of the next how many months until November or whatever or until they're, until the convention could be who will be the person, maybe both of them won't be the people running for president. Who knows? Trump is stepping down. Yeah. Well, let's just put it. That damn showing loud. Let's just put it this way. Let's just put it this way. When I was watching that last night, I think that I was more interested in not watching the debate as much as I was interested in watching the post debate coverage because I wanted to hear what people were going to say because I thought, I thought to myself, am I the only one noticing that this seems a little crazy and then you're watching, you know, you know, CNN right afterwards and I just want to speak with me and Jones. I love that guy. That's a good man. He loves his country. He's doing the best that he can. But he had a test to me tonight to restore confidence of the country and of the base and he failed to do that. And I think there's a lot of people who are going to want to see him consider taking a different course now. We're still far from our convention. And there is time for this party to figure out a different way forward if he will allow us to do that. But that was not what we needed from Joe Biden. And it's personally painful for a lot of people. It's not just panic. It's pain of what we saw tonight. Yeah. So, Janet, we'll talk more about that coming up in the dirty end just a little bit. I got somebody we got. The kids are all raised. I'm telling you, Michelle is not running for the kids are all raised. There are too many people. She has said that so many times. Party who wants to run. She does not. The kids are raised, Michelle. I don't know. I think it could be. It could be very interesting. I don't know. I'm just saying. That's your girl. That's my girl. By the way, I'm going to start fact checking you on everything too today. Any story you talk about? Any time you tell me about. There was this girl that I'm a fact check. Let's do it. I'm a fact check you too. All right. You fact check me too. You're going to fact check me or fat check me. Enough. A little boat. Okay. Thomas, what's going on? How you doing? Hey, guys. Happy Friday. We made it. Yeah. I think what I think what President Biden should do is step down and have Vice President Harris take over because history will be made. First black woman in office. First woman in office. This will be history. People flood into the polls to get this woman. No. Her approval rating among the party is way too low for that. I'm telling you. No. No. It's going to be like a Gavin Newsome or somebody. It's not going to be Michelle. It's not going to be. History would be made too. Thomas, if my TMZ reports are accurate with this one here. I got you. All right. We'll talk to you later. Oh, it's a long leg magnetic. Tracy, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. I just want to say that debate. We swear to God was 1000% two kindergartners in a plate, you know, sandbox fighting over a shovel. The golf part made me so incredibly angry because not only was every question being dodged, but the thing that they really got engaged over was their golf handicap. They're handicapped. Like, brother, there are real issues in the world. And that's what you guys are talking about. Are you kidding me? I was upset with the moderators for never when they would just go back and say, no, that was not with the question I just asked you. Like I was like, I don't know a couple of times. They didn't call out any of the lies. They only did it if they had extra time. If they had extra time, they would do that. I don't understand. Like they didn't need to do the timing thing. All right. Right. But you know the problem with calling out the lies is they don't necessarily know the lies until afterwards because you got to go back and fact check them. But they're dodging. I think in the media, see it's tough for them to do that, Megan. They have it online. Like they flash it a couple of times on a lower third, like a QR code where they have people somewhere doing live fact checks. Yeah. But yeah, the dodging was -- I didn't see a dodging like this since Vince won it. It's still like a dodgeball. I think they only answered the first two questions. And then the rest of the night was, I know you asked me about drug addiction, but I'm going to do this. I know you asked me about my relationship with Putin, but I'm going to talk about this. We didn't get anywhere. They were just reiterating the same things over and over and over. We all lost. My favorite -- I agree. My favorite color is Ashley. Ashley, what did they remind you of, Ashley? Not the golf movie, but the Adam Sandler debate scene. What was that from Billy Madison? We're all dumber for listening. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. I can't believe how late I stayed up last night, though, because he went long. I was like, yeah, all I kept thinking to myself is this is going to be a crappy Friday. But all right, let's get the show started here. I'm rather late. How smart are you? All right, what year was this? This was the year that Aiden Hutchinson was picked by the Detroit Lions, number two pick in the draft. With the second pick, the Detroit Lions select Aiden Hutchinson, deep into Ben, Michigan. Righteous gemstones, premier. I'm trying to suppress me. Tell me I can't shave stuff. And Daddy is a dick. Ooh, I'm going to tell Daddy what you said. You better not. Yeah, I am. Off to tell Daddy. Jessie. Jessie, I take it back. I take it back. And glass animals, heat waves. It's a big song. What year was it? We'll set you up with tickets to see AJR this weekend. The show is Sunday. The show is sold out. Who would a big brain you have? Tell us when that stuff happened. Call us at 844. Mojo Live. To tell us. 844. 665. 6548. Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning. Testing your memory this early in the morning. This is Mojo's back in the day. Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen? All happened in the same year. We got Aiden in this year. With the second pick, the Detroit Lions select Aiden Hutchinson. Aiden Hutchinson. Defer to Van Michigan. Righteous gemstones premiered on television. Oh yeah, I'm trying to suppress me. Tell me I can't shave stuff. And Daddy is a dick. Ooh, I'm going to tell Daddy what you said. You better not. Yeah, I am. Off to tell Daddy. Jessie. Jessie, I take it back. Glass animals, heat waves. Drove me crazy every time we played it. Really? Yeah. I was just liking it when we stopped playing it. I don't know what it was. Now I actually listened to it. That's going to get some reason. Tony and I used to fight over this song all the time. Our boss. Alexis, what year was that? 2022. Yes! You got tickets. You're going to go see AJR. Is it Sunday night? Yeah. It's awesome. Congratulations to you. Have a great time. You too. Have a great day. Hang on the phone for a second. Enjoy. Have a great weekend. Sabrina Carpenter tickets on sale at 10am today. Ticketmaster.com. And all those outlets. So you can win tickets right now though. By simply texting Sabrina. S-A-B-R-I-N-A to 95500. Standard text and data rates to apply. Win tickets before you can buy them to see Sabrina Carpenter on September the 26th at Little Caesar's Arena in Detroit. Text Sabrina to 95500. Good luck. Low tour in the mornings. Dirty on the 30. Shannon with the dirty on the 30 this morning. So Democrats are rumored to be freaking out over President Biden's debate performance last night. Both candidates walked out onto that stage. No hand sack. No acknowledgement. No niceties. And the venom was pretty apparent. Sots were fired back and forth. But most headlines this morning pointed out two things. Trump lied and President Biden was just not well. Moving to we get to total ban. The total initiative relative to what we're going to do with more border patrol and more asylum officers. President Trump. I really don't know what he said at the end of this and I don't think he knows what he said either. Well some within the Democratic Party are claiming the President has a cold which would explain that he was going to be the President of the Democratic Party. President Biden had one job tonight. He had to settle his own party. Joe Biden's job was to reassure them tonight. His job was to calm his party. President Biden had one job tonight. He had to settle his own party. Joe Biden's job was to reassure them tonight. He had to calm his party to make them feel that yes I can do this. I have four more years in me. I have the ability and the stamina and the strength to do four more years. He did not do that. He did the opposite of that. He made them more panicked. The people over at Fox News calling the debate a home run for Trump no surprise there. However many were accusing him of nonstop lies during the 90 minutes. Joe Biden after the debate last night. Joe you did such a great job. You answered every question you knew all of them. And let me ask the crowd. What did Trump do? Why? Did you see when he was leaving the stage? I don't know if you've seen any of that video. Now they'll say that it could be doctored because that's the thing that they say. But on CNN they showed that she was helping him down the stairs too. If it's a cold it's you know did it make him not be able to get off of the stage well. But I don't know. It was uncomfortable to watch. It was really uncomfortable to watch. It actually made me sad. But I also think that it's interesting that you go oh he's got a cold and you tell everybody that 35 minutes into the debate. Like instead of saying hey he's got he's been battling a cold and he's been awful. Because everybody will say it as an excuse. You're being proactive. Yeah you're right. It's a loose loose. Emojia I've helped you down the stairs. So let's not do that. Listen. I challenge into a basketball game. I will beat him in basketball. Speaking of basketball. Bronnie James son of NBA superstar LeBron James drafted by his dad's Los Angeles Lakers last nights after going unselected in the first round. The 25th pick in the 2024 NBA draft. The Los Angeles Lakers select Bronnie James from the University of Southern California. So if they take the court together it will be the first time a dad and a son have played together in NBA history. Lovey. Lovey. I actually cried when I saw some of the highlight clips of LeBron winning championships in Holden. Bronnie as a little boy. As a dad that has a son that also does what I do. And then they did a piece on this morning's Good Morning America pre-show that I was watching. And they were showing Ken Griffey in Krante Ken Griffey Jr. They were dads that in son that played in baseball. And they played they showed one clip of a fly ball going out and Ken Griffey Sr. was going to make the catch. Did you see that? I love that part. I think it's going to be really interesting to see. And will you tell me because you're more of a basketball guy than I will. Bronnie play or will he have to work his way through like a G League team or something? I mean, I think a lot of it will be dependent upon his performance in Summer League. So for those who don't know what Summer League is when players are drafted or you have first-year guys or sometimes even second-year guys, they have a tournament in Las Vegas where they all play. And it's called Summer League. And based on your performance in that league, it can guarantee you a roster spot on a professional team or you'll go to G League or they'll just wave you. So I think a lot of it depends on his performance this summer. But just for the fanfare of it all and all the ratings and the jersey sales, I think we can pretty much guarantee he'll be on the starting line. Not starting lineup, but he'll be on the roster and playing. And lastly, more and more A-listers using weight loss drugs like Ozempek or Macaulay. Are suffering from embarrassing and debilitating stomach symptoms, including losing control of their bowels? This is a great story. There apparently is a scandal in the Hamptons right now where all the celebrities are vacationing. Everybody's pooping everywhere, okay? The restaurants are having an issue. The shops are having an issue with their bathrooms. Apparently there was a big issue at the home, the Hamptons home of Gwyneth Paltrow, with some A-list house guests of hers. This particular person who caused a scene fled back to New York City to avoid any awkward confrontation or what happened in the bathroom. So that's lots of pooping issues in the Hamptons bathrooms right now. I'm going to be honest with people. I actually am on another one of those strikes. I'm on Monjourno, okay? And I started that a few months ago and it's been doing great. I've been losing weight. I have not had any duty problems. Don't jinx yourself, man. But I will tell you that sometimes you do get stomach cramping and things like that after the day you take your shot or the day after you take your shot. But I have not, like, crapped myself that you guys know of. I just know. That probably today is dirty. Catch up on the podcast. On the free I-Heart video app or Monjournowinning.com. Go! Celebrity dirt. Directly from the source. Go! It's Monjourno morning's dirty on the 30. Spoke too soon. Oh my god. It's Monjourno morning's 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55 down 5 at 6.55 down 9. We have a new champion in the 5 at 6.55. Remember that Alexia was the winner yesterday. And let's get a chance to meet her. Alexia is back for two in a row today. Alexia, we refresh our memory and tell us a little bit about yourself. Yeah. I am an office manager for the Trappolis movie franchisee. So we have about 30 Trappolis movies in the Midwest. And I'm ready for day two. My favorite is the peanut butter smoothie that you guys have. Oh, that's my favorite joke. That's when I go far. Darren, good. All right. Say hello to Flint's very own Michelle. Hi, Michelle. How are you doing? I've got to pick you up here. Hi, Michelle. How are you? It says... I'm good. How are you? Good. It says that Michelle is a hardworking nurse at McLaren Oakland. Welcome to the show. How are you? I'm good. I'm going to try and listen to our first time. Yes, yes. I like that. Well, Alexia, Michelle, get ready to play. Here we go. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins, Ty always goes to the champion. I think I've got to play Shabuzzi next. I don't know why I feel like I need to play Shabuzzi this morning. I know that seems like a very ADD moment, but I'm just thinking. Okay. All right. Here we go. Michelle, question number one. I'm going to be on the bait. Okay. It was last night. It was hosted by Jake Tapper and Dana Bash from What Cable News Network. See you then. Question number two. Elon Musk is celebrating his birthday today. What is the name of the space company he owns? What next? Question number three. Chloe Cardashian's NBA playing acts and father of her two kids gushed over her in a new social media post about her birthday yesterday. Who is he? Justin Thomas question. Chris. Okay. We'll let it. Let's let her change that question number four. Drew Carey says contestants on his popular TV game show are often drunk or high on stage. Which show does he host a price of right and question number five, Bronnie James was drafted to his dad's team, the L.A. Lakers during the NBA draft. What team was LeBron on before playing for the Lakers? Wow. I know. So. Ohio team. Cincinnati. What? Me. We got too much time. Yeah. I know. All right. We'll accept it. We'll accept it. The Cincinnati Steelers. All right. Hold on. All right. All right, all that one side. Hey, Lexi, Michelle got three out of five. Wow. She did. Okay. Here we go. Alexia. Question number one, the presidential debate was last night. It was hosted by Jake Tapper and Dana Bash from what cable news network? CBS. Oh, CNN. Zero to one. Question number two, Elon Musk is celebrating his birthday today. What is the name of his space company that he owns? Oh, my gosh. I don't know. Two. SpaceX. Zero to one. You've got to get all of these next three questions right. The pressure is on you. Question question. Question number three, Chloe Kardashian's NBA, playing ex and father of her two kids gushed about her on social media yesterday for her birthday. Who is he? Oh, no Tristan Thompson, Tristan Thompson. We got a new champion in the five and six fifty five. Michelle from Flint is back with us. Wow. I did not expect that and not that I thought that Michelle couldn't beat Alexia, but I didn't think three out of five would actually be the winner. But the other questions Drew Carey says that the contestants on the price is right are often drunk or high. That's great. I want to know more about that. And then Bronnie James was drafted to the Lakers. His dad's team. His dad's team before was the Cleveland Cavaliers, not the Cincinnati Steelers, but she still wins. That's amazing. Right. It's a dizziness. Oh, my God. Congratulations on winning one and Lexia, we're going to set you up at the prize. We got some Papa Romano's for you. Enjoy. Okay. Thank you. And Michelle, you have worked this morning. Yup, I'm on my way to work. Tell everybody at McLaren Oakland, Mojo in the morning says hello. And we will play with you on the next five to six fifty five. All right, sounds good. Thank you. It's second. It's Mojo. And the morning's five is six fifty five five hands go up. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Joe, you're putting a Joe and I'm here. Mojo in the morning. I'm going to say something very controversial right now, but I do not want to lose 50% of our audience. And no, it is not political, but I'm done with Chipotle. I can't do it anymore. What happened? I am done, done, done. I'm asking you like somebody died. What happened? What happened? All the Qdoba people, even though I think you guys all have horrible taste buds. I'm coming over to your end of the world. I am. I just had a few weeks ago as it was. All right. Let me tell you why I'm done with it. And Kevin's over there. Kevin's the by the way, he's the ambassador of the country of Chipotle. I just want you to know that he is, he is the, the, the man of Chipotle. He goes to Chipotle every single day. They even represent you on the show and I'm sitting over here waiting at these lives. Let me explain. Oh, fact check me that fact. Check me. I'm ready. Here you go. I went to Chipotle yesterday and they were completely out of chicken. How does that place always run out of what I want? And I go into the place and it's not like it's easy for them to just quickly make because chicken has some time to cook shouldn't they always have chicken? Like shouldn't there be chicken constantly just roasting on their grill? Every time I go to Chipotle, they run out of what I want. Whether it be sometimes I go in for chicken, occasionally I do red meat and I like their steak or carne asada's every time I go to Chipotle and also I witnessed this the other day, I witnessed that they, and I wasn't going to get guac because I was a little cheap on that one. I witnessed that when I went there the other day, they didn't have guac. How does Chipotle run out of guac unless avocados are a short demand? Explain this to me. Yeah. I've had bad door dashes from them. The past two times I've gotten Chipotle it's been really, really bad and I've been so disappointed because I love it so much. Kevin. So much. Meghan. I will take Chipotle over keto. Any day. Last time I was at Chipotle was last week. They didn't have veggies. They didn't have steak and they didn't have sour cream. Y'all have 10 things on the menu. Can't be out of three of them. I can't believe I'm in this room right now with three people who I've grown to admire and respect and to be sitting across from you all right now. I feel like I need to throw up because I'm disgusted with what's coming out of your mouth. Really. Chipotle has never failed me. I have a Chipotle that I go to on Hagerty Road that is about 10 or so minutes from the station. I pull up my app. I have my orders that are pre-populating because I go so often they are on time all the time. If they are on time all the time, I never get up when I put up to the drive through lane. I never get an oh sir by the way. We're sorry. I've never had it. There's a drive through. They call it a Chipotle. The Chipotle. Yeah. What? It's only for pickup. I've never had old guac. I've never had a steel chip and my surface are always fresh. There you go. Hold on. Hold on a second. Here's the thing. No, that's why he doesn't run out of anything. Who eats a free test? Come on. It's very good. It is. It's a free test. Here's the thing though. We all still love our Chipotle, but I think that there needs to be an accountability check. Yeah. We're holding them accountable and saying you're slipping a little bit. Yeah. Here's. Okay. Here's slipping. So figure it out. Here's my thought. Having this conversation with our boss, Tony, it's like going to a gas station and they have no gas. How do you go to? You can't go to a gas station with no gas. It'd be like going to McDonald's and having no fries. At least if McDonald's doesn't have fresh fries, they'll make you fries and they'll bring it to your car. I think they did it. I'm sorry. Did they give you the option? It'd be like me not having a post Malone song. How can I not have a post Malone song? Did they give you the option? Did they give me the option? It's a wait a while for your chicken or whatever it came to us. I don't want to wait. No, you know what they said. I swear to you. This is what they said. And again, I went there and I'm going to throw it out. I went there like 140. That seems to me like it's still lunchtime and they said it's going to take us a while. Would you like anything else? They had nothing on the grill. You know how long it takes to cook chicken? I've cooked chicken at home and it takes me forever. 140 is not lunchtime, but it is post lunchtime. So maybe they had an incredible rush and they needed some time to prep. Listen, I'm not the only person. Oh my God. We're a bunch of ballet people. Like turn up. I will fight you. Give them the number. I tell you. Eight four four mojo live eight four four six six five stand up six five four eight. I've had such a disappointing I'm going to use that word experience with Chipotle that I've kind of replaced it. You want to know? It's really great. Panda Express. No, I'm not joking, but I want Mexican listen to me. Listen to me. Have you gone into a Panda Express lately? They're great. They've got the refrigerators full of all the fresh veggies. You see them doing it right there. They always are stocked. I was surprised. I was recommended and I'm like, I'm not doing Panda Express from like the mall. No, no, no. It's so good. No, no, it is different. Chicken on a stick. Give me orange chicken. I don't like that anymore. Honey well, not true. I am telling you. Hold on. Olivia wants to comment here. Olivia, which team are you on? Are you on team Chipotle or team Chipotle sock or Chipotle socks or whatever? I am with Shannon that regardless of they met up, we still go back to Chipotle. We do. We love it. I after yesterday, I think they are aware that I will no longer be going to Chipotle, which sucks because I just signed up for the celebrity card that I'll get Chipotle every day for a year. What happened yesterday? I did my online order. I went and picked it up. I get all the way to my location just to open up my order and it is mother in sour cream and I am again sour cream and I'm like, let's call them and I can only talk to a robot. I sat there and scream at a robot screaming representative. So then they were telling me that I need a chat with Pepper, their online chat. I'm like, I don't want a chat with Pepper. Pepper? Who's Pepper? I don't all the way back there and I talk to the manager and as I'm sitting there, they mess up my order twice while they are remaking it. And the people are like, wait, is that Olivia? No, that's Olivia's. And I'm like, are you serious? And then they walk up to me and he hand me a cop and say, here's a free drink for all the confusion. I drink to wash it all down. I don't want your drink. And she's like, are you sure I'm like, yeah, put your drink back. I don't want it. I just don't understand it. I mean, listen, that's a mistake. Okay. They put sour cream on there. At least they had sour cream. I'm just, I just don't understand how you run out of stuff though. Josh, what's up? Hi. All right. Kevin, I'm sorry. But so it started with my heart, the reason is almost every time you go, you get a ball they barely put anything on it. So I counteract. I'm like, I love it. I'm going to get extra everything, extra rice, extra chicken, extra. You know what? You say extra chicken. They put two more pieces on there. They're saying that's too much. Yeah. Yeah. You're just unlucky, Josh. They don't want you to eat that much. They want they're looking out for you when they do that undercooked rice. They buy. Oh, okay. All right. You know, I agree with that one. Yeah. Can I tell you something? Chipotle running out of chicken is like Panda Express running out of rice. You can't run out of rice at a Chinese restaurant. I don't know where y'all going. I'm not having these problems. It's so location-based. It's not even funny. Anthony, what's happening? Hey, guys. How you guys doing? You know, I'm doing great. You can tell. I have Chipotle yesterday. What's going on? Well, I was, I'm on the same boat with you guys because I was on a long, long shift. Went to Chipotle at the craving. And they had like half the menu missing like they were waiting on a truck, didn't have anything. They pretty much just had rice and like chicken and maybe some like lettuce. Yeah. I gave them the most disappointed look and they offered me the whole meal for free. Oh, really? That's good. Yeah. You don't want a refund. I want to go. Yeah. No, that's a good idea. That's a good idea. Nothing tastes. Nothing tastes better than free. Yeah. That's not true. Hold on. Brent says this happens at other restaurants. They were food. Brent. Brent says, Brent says, hey, where did this happen, Brent? We went to KFC. Granos towards air coils in time, but they had no chicken. How does KFC run out of chicken? I went to a Popeyes once that didn't have chicken and it was like 6 p.m. And they said our manager forgot to order chicken, but the rare beings are rice though. How do you run out of chicken? You can't run out of chicken. Come on. It's a chicken. Seriously. Yeah. They were offered all sorts of sides. I'm like, no, thanks, we're trying to here for a full meal. It's a mashed potato meato, but savory, savory is on your side with a name like that. How could she not? Popeyes can never do me wrong. Yes. You've never gone in and had them say they don't have anything. Well, this is why I go to one particular location. By the way, it must be a manager thing or whatever. Whatever their manager is. It's good. By the way, sad news, Lakeside mall closes for good this weekend. Oh, yes. And a I know you want to walk through me and my old one last walk through my manager who everyone who used to work at a and no cute for going to do one last walk. I love some a and double you. Yeah, shout out to those guys. Where is the Ford stamping player? What city? Ford stamping plant. You got me. Hold on. No, it's got to be like Warren. I think it's Warren. Is it Warren? I could be wrong. Have an equal. Well, wherever the Ford stamping plan is, that Chipotle is the best Chipotle. Why do you say that? Oh, my God. Because I hit that one usually on my way back home from Toledo. It's way than it's not. No, it's a way. No, it's a way. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's on your way from Toledo. So that's perfect. That one's. That's the one. That's the one. Never had a bad experience there. Devin, you went into a Chipotle and what did they say to you? How are you guys doing? Good. First time call it a long time. Hey. I'm sorry. I ran out of air horn. Go ahead. But me and my girlfriend, she loves Chipotle and I, my mom was a big Chudobo fan in. So we went to Chipotle. I was like, yeah, I'll try it. We go. It's like 12 o'clock and the manager meets us at the door and says we're closing for the day. I was like, what? Newton? The hell are you talking about? Well, and there was like four or five workers in there. I was like, there's no way. Was it a holiday or something? What was it? Oh, it was in the middle of the day. Unbelievable. Something. Wow. That's crazy. You don't do that. Which location was that? Um, it was a, I think it was 13 and my own. That's crazy. Close for the day. By the way, we're done for the day too. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Woodhaven. The one in Woodhaven is the best. Okay. Oh, are you going back to your right? I'm sorry. Sorry. I just want to be clear. They've done their credit. Okay. Go ahead. Dallas went to a burger king and they ran out of burgers. This is unbelievable. It was probably pushing the chicken sandwiches. What kind of a king is that, huh? It's crazy. I was a burger. Yeah. Say they were out of burgers. You should just change their name. Ashley, what's up? Hi. Um, I actually have a question for you. I have a question for you, Mojo. Yes. So I know you talked about the guac at Chipotle. So I wanted to ask, why do you go to Chipotle when Qdoba has free guac? You don't have to pay for it. Because the guac at Chipotle is worth paying for it to the guac at Cudova. I'm so good at Cudova. No, it's really good. I walked into a Cudova one time because I had to. We were actually on a road trip and that was the only food on the side of the road. And I'm not going to lie to you. I felt a little dissatisfied. I almost felt like I would have been better off just not eating. Yeah, no offense. I feel bad. She has nothing to say. I apologize. Yeah. Take your heart. You don't need to say anything. And like Megan or like Shannon said, it doesn't make a difference how free it is. You know, the only half in food I want is food. Mojo in the morning show, I am loving this next topic. Do you want to know why because for all the years that I have been teamed up with Shannon, she has always said she would never let her kids do this, but guess what Shannon is about to do? Well, I already did, actually. They just don't know it yet. I swore as a parent, I feel like when you have babies or even before you have babies, you're like, there are certain things I am never going to do as a mom. I just broke one of those. I bought a gaming system. And I swore to Mojo has heard me say this many, many times, never, ever, ever, ever, ever will I have a gaming console in my house? Why? Because I just don't want my kids sitting in front of the TV playing video games. So you hate your kids? I don't hate my kids. I just, I want them, especially during the summer to like play outside, ride their bikes, ride their scooters, go to the pool. Just not sit inside and play video games. But here I am, the proud owner of a brand new Xbox. So my, my step kids really, really wanted one at my house. And if it makes them feel good about moving in and it will help all four kids have something to do together because they all like playing very similar games or the same games in some occasions, um, on the Nintendo switches that I love my sweat, that yeah, that they have, I'm down. Sign me up. It's, if it's going to make this blending process easier, I'm down, sign me up. But am I going to regret this decision? I don't know. My kids are not aware yet that we, that we are bringing this into the house. How soon? How soon until Shannon has her own gaming username and password? ASAP. Yes. So many suggestions for you. Nothing about gaming. Nothing. Nothing. Girl, I want to play live with you so bad, because listening to her try to figure out how to play video games at this stage in her life would be his, it's really, that's going to be a TikTok account or something, right? Because Smith, who is seven and my stepdaughter, Sam, who's about to turn 15, like they love playing on the switch together. And so this is like, obviously a step up from that, um, but they are always playing on her switch. So I don't know. This is one of those. I'm ashamed of my behavior. I want to know from you listening. I want to know how many people said I will never, ever allow this to ever be in my house or allow my kids to do something or allow this to happen. And you end up caving. And what was the cave for? Yeah. I love all my friends who had babies and they were like, I, you know, we go out to eat at a restaurant and they're like, I will never let my child have my phone or like an iPad or something at a restaurant table. I'm like, even as you wait, you want to be or you're saying that you will, I promise you. But I don't say anything. Hey, Lucy, the phone is next for you. It's coming. Oh my god. The phone. Lucy's going to Lucy, by the way, the new Apple, uh, what is, what is, what version are we on right now? I don't even know. Um, you know what? You know what? The beauty of, uh, of this is is that for the longest time, it was kind of like, Hey, we're not going to do this. We're not going to have the gaming system and stuff in here. And I like to see that the reason that you're doing this is because now you got older kids, you know what I mean? And eventually it does happen where as a parent, as your kids get older, you're like, I'm never going to allow this to happen. And then all of a sudden you just realize it's just easy just to let them. Well, and, and for me too, like the, our, our kids are, they vary in ages so much, right? I mean, we're, we've got 16 all the way down to seven now. And so if this is something that they can all do together, because there's not a lot that they can all do together, right, that they all agree on, like, that's totally cool. Wait till, wait till you get a third and a fourth Xbox system in there. Yeah. Or just get four controllers. Not only can this be an opportunity for the kids to get along, it could be an opportunity for you to share in this experience as well. These games, Shannon, are fun, you should pick up a controller and battle it out as well. You and West will never be having any sex at all. You guys are going to be an Xbox and what's going on? How you doing Blake? Hey, how you doing? Good. What was it that you said you'd never ever allow and now you do? Cocomelon. No, no. Oh my God. Yup. That was a huge mistake. Well, what was it that made you cave? What happened? What made you weak? Being over at a friend's house and they were playing it for their kid. And my kid for once was quiet and watching the TV. I was like, oh, okay, well, this must work. And, you know, it's total brainwash. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Put it on. Let them go at it. Yeah. Next is LSD. You watch. It's fast. It starts from cocoa melon. Actually, I think the people had put go go melon together. Oh, yeah. That is one of the most annoying things in the world. Just that intro of the cocoa man. Hi. I think that was good. People by the way are coming up with names for Shannon. They say that Shannon needs to do the cupcake, Shannon. See if anybody on there, yeah, gamer names. 30. Yeah. What games do you play with Josiah? So Josiah is an old school kind of gamer. There used to be this thing called gang beast. Yeah. And it's like these random characters, but they have several characters that you can customize. So there's there's joy in that being able to customize characters and then being able to like beat me up. But I like to flip it. I like UFC. I like to beat Josiah ass in that game yesterday. He beat me down. He was in my face talking about the latest McDonald. My favorite was when we weren't allowing Luke to have any game and all of a sudden I'm like, who who are you playing with? And he's like, Fletch. And he bleches in his apartment, you know, you know, stuck around the the Xbox. System or the, in our case, it was the PlayStation. What's going on? Mojo in the morning. What's happening? Kimbria. I go morning. What's happening? So I came in to give my kid a tablet. I don't know. At a, at a dinner table. Yes. Okay. What was it, what was it that you were eating at the time? You always remember what you're eating at the time? When you give your kids something just to quiet them down. I was in. Okay. I'm a big fan of crab legs. I was at it. Oh, that's great. You need your hands. Monica. What's up? Hi. How are you guys? Good. What's going on? Um, so I was calling. So I was seven months old and I told myself she would never have any screen time ever. Um, she now forces me to watch dancing fruit. So how much screen time is she getting today? Oh, probably half an hour, but it's mainly like when she boarded me and doesn't even do with me. And she's screaming. I put it on. But I'll find a long time listener for a second. Yes. Thank you for the call. We appreciate you. No problem. Thank you. All right. Have a great day. Uh, Shannon also said that she and West would never have a baby together too. Well, that is a medical thing to have. Oh, okay. I was going to say next. Who know adopting maybe, maybe, maybe you guys need like a 12th. Animal. Do you guys have it? Do you have any more name for those? Mojo in the mornings. Dirty on the 30. All right. Shannon with the dirty on the 30. I understand that the candidates will be joining us during this dirty on the 30, which is a exclusive. Yeah. Just like yesterday. At the same time. I know. By the way, move over Jake Tapper and Dana Bash. It's the Mojo in the morning show here. What's going on? Well asked by a reporter how he thought he did during last night's debate during a little post game stop for some food at a waffle house in Atlanta. Oh, sorry. President Joe Biden said this. President Biden. I want tonight. Thank you. Did well. You've been concerned about your job. You've been concerned about your job. You've been concerned about your job. Uh, you should have out here. Thank you. You're doing a good job. Are you a boy? Is your performance side? Do you have any concerns about your performance? No, I've got it. It's hard to, pardon the debate a lot. New York Times, 20 out of New York Times, July 26 times. 26 times it's hard to debate a liar. He also addressed rumors that his horse voice was due to cold symptoms by acknowledging that yes, he did have a sore throat. Now, during the 90 minute debate on CNN, he repeatedly appeared to lose his train of thoughts, double over words, just make a lot of mistakes that have caused some panic throughout the Democratic Party and prompted even strong Democratic supporters to wonder allowed on cable news coverage, whether it's too late for him to exit the race and be replaced. Kamala Harris being interviewed by Anderson Cooper last night. King has described a panic inside the Democratic Party right now because of President Biden's performance in tonight's debate. He's been hearing from Democratic lawmakers and others around the country. Some within your own party are wondering if President Biden should even step aside. What do you say to that? Listen, first of all, what we saw tonight is that the president making a very clear contrast with Donald Trump on all of the issues that matter to the American people. Yes, there was a slow start, but it was a strong finish. And what became very clear through the course of the night is that Joe Biden is fighting on behalf of the American people, on substance, on policy, on performance. Joe Biden is extraordinarily strong. No, Madam Vice President, we actually have, believe it or not, former President Trump and President Joe Biden on with Mr. Trump on with us this morning, you know, if he did take any performance enhancing drugs, I would probably get my money back from my dealer. Oh, geez. Oh my God. Not good. Wow. You were very calm last night. That was unbelievable. It was very calm. It was very calm. I, you know, a word comes to mind to describe the debate, a chart show. No, sleepy Joe. He shuffled up the debate started at nine and sleepy Joe started shuffled stepping onto the stage at seven just to get there in time. So sad. Oh my God. There was a moment. Like every single solitary person eligible for what I've been able to do with the COVID excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with, look, if you're your face, your faces were were not as bad as I thought they would be. Usually you do like the stink face, you know, it's got me rethinking my whole impression of Joe Biden, you know, you do the everything is like this. Oh my God. Hold on. You do a president Trump. You do an impersonation. I do it. I quit doing my impersonation. Oh, look who's on with us right now. President Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Mojo summer occurs because he can't. So a real quick president Biden, was it a cold that is the reason why or what? What's going on? Yeah. You're going to blame this all on the cold. Shut up. Man. I forgot to take my privilege and do you do research on drugs for old people? Lots of, lots of drug research for old people. I always what I love the names they come up with, you know, like for your black psoriasis or all that stuff. I'm sitting there, hey, that's me. All right. So last, I guess last time, you know, possibly for a little bit. Will there be another debate? There's supposed to be in September. I don't know if I need one. I mean, that we proved the point last night. I think he's but they are saying that you lied 26 times, they're also saying that there were some some fact checkers that were looking at some things that that president Biden were saying. Yes. Absolutely. Perfect. And I clearly won the debate. I told the truth. Twenty nine time. So as long as you beat the lies, you're okay. The people said that the Waffle House, I did great. What did you order at the Waffle House president, but I got I got a grit and some French toast. Smothered and covered is that your it's mother and cover. All right, Eric. Excellent job. Yeah. Eric. Eric, were you quite a debate that was when you're when you were watching that last night, were your brain just going, Oh my God, I got too much material here. That clip you played. That was the first, you know, right early in the debate. Yes. Like, Oh, no, that my wife and I said, this is going south fast. Shannon brought this up. Shannon said it looked like a an SNL skit for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what do you do? How do you how do you top that? Yeah. All right. Well, thank you. Would you do me a favor? Will you tease the throwback throw down is coming up on the show? Coming up. I'm sorry. Excuse me. Throwback. Throwdown. We'll talk to you in mojo summer of Paris. Okay. All right. I'll talk to you later, buddy. Thank you. Great job. All right. Do you want to see Eric, by the way, do the impersonation? Go to our social media. We posted yesterday's, and of course we're live on whatever, whatever. Facebook and YouTube right now, you can watch all of that. Yeah. If you miss it. Yeah. Can I ask you a question though? Yes. If there's a different democratic nominee, the party chooses to go a different direction. Do you think Trump debates the new nominee? Yes. Exactly. Yeah. I have to. I really do. I think that that will be the case. I mean, we're living in historical times. I mean, the odds of that happening may not be very strong, but after hearing all these, you know, people concerns, you know, having concerns. But I think people or the Democratic party have these concerns before this debate. Yeah. And now it's like, well, guys, this is what we've been saying, but they said that there were 30 some people that said that he's when, you know, when they all the store, things were coming out of him tripping and him, you know, once the look in the other way and the Italian person, you know, having to pull them in. They said that those were all fake. I don't know is what is going on? If if if President Biden is an old guy that is too, you know, too old right now, why would his family let him run for election? Yeah. And we played the van Jones clip earlier today. It's not saying anything about his lack of love for the country, et cetera. It's I felt bad as a human being really watching him going. He's the man is old and he's struggling. I mean, it's just it's not the same. One party you are affiliated with as a human being, you look at him and go something very wrong here in February did the state or February or March or whatever the state of the union time was. He was strong. I mean, he was good doing it. So I just hope one day we get to talk about the issues because again, I'm talking about it. I know. I know. Do I have time to do? Yes. One more. Okay. Okay. The chief of school district police, when that gunman killed 19 children and two teachers at Rob elementary school in Uveldi, Texas back in 2022, we remember that awful story. You guys, he's been indicted and arrested in connection with police response to that tragedy stood outside. Yes. It took 77 minutes for law enforcement to stop the gunman that day. So the Uveldi County sheriff is saying this Aaron Dondo is being held on the charge of abandoning and endangering a child and the indictment found the failures and the police response went beyond poor decision making. It was criminal. And lastly, I want to, I, I, I teased this for you. So I want to preview it for you. The new song from Camila Cabello in Drake. We knew it was coming. It's called Hot Uptown. Hey. Hey. When it's hot up town, you miss my love, don't go on me down, couldn't give me up. Hot up town, and you miss my love, oh, it's a great one. I love it. Can we get the whole song in here, Megan? It's in there. Is it? Hot up town. Let's play it. We'll play it. Hey, for all the today's dirty, check out the podcast on the I Heart Radio app or mojo-mojo-mojo-mojo-mojo.com. Yeah, that's actually really good. It's really good. Why would we not world debut that? We did, uh, what do we do last week called Cold Life? Oh, and Mojo in the morning on social media. The latest craze. It's Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. All right. Mojo in the morning show. My, uh, KP, uh, had a funny incident happen to her when she was, uh, selling something on Facebook Marketplace. I don't know if you guys have seen my Instagram story lately, but I'm literally selling everything I own. Even clothes. I'm like, I kinda want some of her jeans. You want some? Take it. Seriously. I'm actually worried because nobody wants to buy my clothes, and I'm like, why? It's, they're so cute. But the other day, like, I don't get it, like, come on. Um, but the other day? It's not like cats. No. I'm not. It's real. Bubba smells very good. Anyway, um, so the other day I was selling, like, a really big piece of furniture and, um, this dude on Facebook Marketplace, and I don't know if you guys have had this experience with Facebook Marketplace, but the people on there are weird, like, they're, they're wack-a-doo's. That's what I'm going to call. And they're wack-a-doo's. I don't, I, whoa, like, I had this dude go to my place. And I always, like, I'm cautious about going on Facebook Marketplace because, um, one, I'm a single female. So if I'm selling something, I make sure that I have it outside of my place, they don't know where it is. Sometimes in the risk of being kind of, I would say, a public figure in posting on your personal social to sell things, you have to go to, like, specific areas to sell and not, not give people, I try to gauge, like, is this a listener or is this a mutual friend? Is this someone that I, honestly, I have a preference in selling because it's like, I don't know who you are. And if you're just messaging me to get my address, then we're not going to meet up. But the other day I sold this piece of furniture on Facebook Marketplace and this dude comes to pick it up and he seemed like a really normal dude and, and all that, but I think he was having some tummy problems and he bent down to pick up the, to squat and pick up this piece of furniture and let out a little tootsie talk about his kids, like I'm, I'm like, I could, it was like, yeah, it's all the best years in my life. I wish I would have had kids sooner and then, like, at least he tooted outside of my apartment. But like, oh my God, how do you like, how do you move forward? Like I mean, I, we move forward, moved into his car. It is so hard when you're having a conversation with somebody and that happens and like you don't want to acknowledge it because you know that they're so embarrassed. But after that happens, the only thing I can think, I'm not even paying attention. I know. It's like, he farted, he farted. He farted. He farted. He farted. He farted. He farted. That's like, he farted. He farted. He farted. He farted. He farted. That's like, he farted. He farted. He farted. He farted. Like, farting, farted just randomly come out. I did it right in front of you, buddy. And I'm telling you. I'm telling you. It's so cute. I just, it, it, and why is it that when I randomly fart, it's like me watching a fireworks display. It's like, ooh. Are you farting? Are you farting? Are you? Do you think that's a sight effect? Oh. The, the, whatever your name is. It may be the side effect of, of the jab. Yeah. On the jab. Yeah. Uh, by the way, when you're selling stuff on Facebook marketplace, and it's like a big item, and I know that, you know, you don't want people to know in your place, you have to move things twice then. Like, you have to, like, you have to pick it up, move it, go take it to where you're moving it to. That seems like a lot of work. Well, it's better than having someone break into my apartment. I get it, but it's at one point, how much money are you making off of this that? I actually, I would say I'm an expert Facebook marketplace. Really? I, even before now with selling all my stuff, I would buy, like, really old furniture and completely flip it and sell it for a pretty large profit. You do a really good job. You do an amazing job. I want you to do some stuff for me. Like, if I wasn't doing radio, I feel like I would have, like, a shop and, like, make stuff and do that, that type of stuff, but, like, yeah, I, I've noticed that with everything that I buy, I almost always, because I'm moving a ton, I feel like I'm always moving. I almost always sell it for the same or sometimes even more, because I fix it or I, it's just in good shape and I take the time to, like, have them come get it and take it away. I don't know. That's pretty, it's pretty good if, if it's basically, it's almost like you're renting it for a little bit. Kind of. No, I feel like I do rent my furniture because people always buy it, so. Have you ever thought of finding an apartment and staying there for a little bit? That is the goal. Like, maybe a two-year lease? The goal. That's like one. What's up, Jordan? Hi. So, did you have to go through all the fake people to find the real person? Yup. Is that, does that happen a lot? Yeah. There's a lot of Facebook marketing scams too. So, the new thing is, and I get it all the time, I try to sell something, they go, "Oh, can you use deli?" I'm like, "Yeah." Well, I have to activate a new account. Well, I actually went to pick up from somebody's house, and hopefully, it wasn't for a date because this guy was, he was definitely a catfish if he was dating somebody because I'm looking at the picture of the guy that's not. It doesn't look a good thing like him. Yeah. But I don't really care because he got some good stuff on buy-in, so whatever. Yeah. I had a friend who was trying to sell a boat, and he had somebody show up with a bathing suit on. They were going to go for a really long day of testing the water. Really? Yes. This is a true story. How many times do people, do stuff like that, and just then say, "I'm not really interested in the boat." I feel like all the time. Wait. You get a boat day. That is a great idea. Like, seriously, before the July, can I just test out your wakeboard, like, wake boat or whatever? Why do you have 20 people here? It looks like you're cooler and a picnic table and all. Mojo in the morning show, Kevin has a buddy getting married, and when you told us about this this morning, your theory about the bride is interesting. Yeah. I mean, the woman that he's getting married to has a twin sister, and I don't know if I could ever marry a twin. I could never imagine a world where I have sex with my wife, and then we go to Thanksgiving and her family's afterwards, and I walk into the room, and literally see her. How does that work? How do you? I don't know how you can marry a twin, kiss this person, fall in love with this person, do all of these things, and then look to your right, and there's the twin, and there's the twin. How do you not get such a threat? Different personalities. You have to really focus on that. Right? I know twins that are really identical, identical, but they're not identical, identical, like they do have, like you said, different personalities, and then some of them are the more calm, and some of them are not. And then some of them, honestly, I hate to say this, even though they look like one seems hotter than the other one. Thank you. What if you marry the not hungrier twin? Yeah. That's an interesting. Wow. That's a fact, though. Has anybody had that? No. Are you dating a twin? Or you've been with a twin? No? Like ugly versions of twins. No, I know. But that's like walking into any family and being like, I am the ugliest sibling. This is ridiculous. It's different. Chelsea actually admits that I'm the pick of my litter, by the way. You see my brother's holy crap. It's bad news. He's got the good genes. But no, but twins would be twins would be tough. Like, could you imagine if you're an identical? If you're like the identical, identical, that's wild. So at the wedding, will the sister, the twin, be one of the bridesmaids? Oh, my gosh. What if she shows up the bride? And he don't know? No, what if she shows up the bride? She probably will. Yeah. She's not. What? What if they... Are there any twins that ever switch, like that have ever done the whole, you go on the date? Mmm. Or come on a... We'll go wait in the bathroom and come on later, see if you notice. Why do I feel like this is a soap opera or one of those movies or something like that? The parent trap. The parent trap. Exactly. Yeah. I love that movie. 844-Mojo-Live. 844-665-6548. Tax 95500. What's up, Melissa? Hi. How are you guys? We're good. What's going on? I actually have a twin sister. And this has happened to me before once she was married to her husband. We went out to breakfast one morning. And we for some reason decided to wear the same sweatshirt. And we left to go pay at the register. And he came up to me and like grabbed my waist. And I like looked at him and he's like, "Oh my God." And we just both started laughing. We were like, "That was so awkward, but we still bring it up to this day." Wow. Wait. Which one of you guys is the hotter twin? I'm not going to answer that. Come on. It's rude. Who's got the better waist to grab? Oh my God. I'm not going to answer that. Come on, Melissa. I wouldn't hate one people would ask us that because they'd be like, "Oh, your sister's so pretty." And I'd be like, "Oh, thanks." I was like, "You did ugly one." What does it hurt me? She just said it. Which one of you guys have dated more people like when you're in school, who got asked a prom first? Oh, she did, definitely. Oh, that bitch. I had one boy. I had one boy and the entire one when I was in high, so I gave one. Yeah. See that though? Are you guys both married now or what are you guys? My sister's not married. She used to be married and she's dating, but I married and I had children. Okay. All right. Well, that's interesting. I love, by the way, the fact that we can ask you these questions and at least stay on the phone line with us and not hang up. Somebody call this person. If this person answers, I would literally say this is as good as the call that we got from yesterday about the, you know, the catfisher. 586 says, no, two for eight, two for eight says, "I dated a twin and they switched." I want to know, like, when did you find out about that? Yeah. Pick up your phone. And how far did it go? We're calling you. You found out about it. We're going to call you right now. Another person here says, "I'm a twin and I'm definitely the better-looking one and she admits it." I like that. What do we got here? Oh, 616, 616 says, "I have daughters that are twins. They're very young, but one of them definitely is going to be the wild one later in life and I worry about her." That is interesting. How do you know? Yeah. I know. Oh, we all knew it was going to be wild when I was tiny. Yeah. You just, like, kind of look like a troll and disheveled about three minutes after your hair is combed. You just constantly dishevel. That's the one. I was a troll baby and I was ugly as a little kid. Luke, when he was a little kid, he had these two friends that were, did gorgeous, actually Craig and Kristen Meyer's daughter. Yeah. And he used to walk around like boss man with the girls, like, "Hey, these are my friends, my little girlfriends." And Joey used to always say, "One day, Luke's going to look back on pictures like this and go. I can't believe I hung out with twins." You know what I mean? Yeah. Bonjour in the morning. Good night. Hi. How are you? Good. What's going on? Hey, how are you? So, so I dated, I was not a date with the, I was 18 years old, we're sitting in a, on the top of the picnic table, like a pillow party in, and I lost my contact and I was blind as bad. So, I'm sitting with my 20-year-old, the guy that I was seeing, and his brother kept on coming up and I'm like, "Why is your brother bothering us?" So, at the three hours we're leaning into the kiss, his brother like jumped on top of his brother and goes, "That's a Rod, brother!" Oh my goodness. You had that same thing happen to you. Well, you were so, I, I went for the cuter brother, I mean, when I put him, I'd say, "Oh, no, I had a cuter burrow with a kiss." By the way, I have such bad vision and I do wear contacts, too. I would probably recognize which one was which. That's funny. What's going on, Caitlin? Hi. Hi. Hi, what's up? Hi, I just wanted to tell my funny story about, I don't have a twin, but she is my sister. She's a couple years younger than me. I actually date, I got a text message from a guy that I knew and we started hanging out and dating. We dated for like seven months and when he broke up with me, he told me he meant to text my sister because I was talking to her instead of me. Oh no. Oh, guys. When you hear you say that, it's like it sounds even worse, but, but did you get out of your ugly stage and then now you're beautiful? Oh my God, I'm the prettier sister. Oh, okay. I just want to tell you. She knows I'm joking. What's up, James? Hi. Hi. How's it going? Good. What's going on? When I was in the military, I worked with a guy who has slept with two twin chicks that we worked with and ended up marrying one of them. And another guy that we all worked with ended up marrying the other one that he didn't end up marrying. Oh geez. That would be crazy. Did he like ever talk about which one he, and why he didn't like the other one compared to the one he got liked or what happened? No, he never did. I just remember one day he was talking about it with us, with those guys, and then he talked about the next one and then the other guy who we all worked with ended up having to ask him if it was okay, if he dated the other one. Oh my God. That's nice. Yeah. That's crazy. I know. Thank you for serving the twins. Hailey, what's up? Hey, good morning. What's going on? I'm a twin, and my husband and I, when we were about four years into dating, he tried to kiss my sister by accident because he didn't realize it was her. Oh, that's what he told you. My mom and my mom's an identical twin too. When they were growing up, they would switch spots to break up with their boyfriends after all. Wait, wait. That's genius. One was better at breaking up. That's probably like three or four times. Yeah. My mom's twin sister is like the third of one, and my mom was the very outgoing and she dated a few guys, she was in high school, so her twin sister would always step in and break up for my mom. That's genius. They want to hurt anybody's feelings. Oh my God. That is, that's awesome. There's no emotional attachment. Yeah. Cut it off. He's willing to admit something though, listen to the way April's willing to admit, April, what's up? Yes. I dated identical twins, but I messed around and really had a crush on the other one. So the whole time I was dating him, I had a crush on him and me and a twin brother used to talk on the phone, like we liked it one another, but I would say his brother. Look at you. The whole time. I've seen that porn. What's going on? Did it ever come out? Did anybody ever know? No. But me and him, you said no, but no, did you all do anything more than just talk? No, I wish we would have though my kind of girl. Oh, that's great. Somebody said somebody said a text in. Do you know what a poly relationship is? April? Yes. Yeah. A person text in it says. I'm all for a poly. I'm all for being a poly. I'm all for it. You're all. We're all for it. That's what I'm. I endorse Polly. Polly. I was in a relationship a poly relationship with two twins and that would have been great. You need to go to church on Sunday. All right. We'll talk to you. We'll talk to you later, April. Bye. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. I got a little fireworks fiasco coming up here in a second, Shannon. We're going to talk about that with the 4th of July. First around the corner. First though, big news with last night's debate. You got an update for us. What's going on? Yeah. I mean, there's so much stuff to talk about, but the big story this morning, following last night, Democrats are said to be freaking out over President Biden's performance. In fact, one poll this morning shows that two-thirds of normally Democrat supporters think the president should drop out of the race 67 percent after he spent much of the night losing his train of thought and just kind of like trailing off into silence. Moving till we get to the total ban, the total initiative relative to what we're going to do with more border patrol and more asylum officers. President Trump, I really don't know what he said at the end of this. I don't think he knows what he said either. Do we know what that statistic was before the debate? Good question. I feel like that number was high before the debate. Yeah, sure. And just got higher. Yeah. I mean, there were a lot of takeaways. A lot of people said Trump, you know, lied 26 times. Obviously something was up with President Biden and his team said he had a cold. At one point, the two men were talking about their golf handicaps, which was just really trained. He says he is. Take a look at what he is. Look, I'd be happy to have a driving contest for now. The reason I got my handicap, which when I was vice president, down to a six, hmm? And by the way, I told you I'm happy to play golf. If you carry your own bag, think you can do it. That's the biggest lie. He's a six handicap of all hours. Any handicap. Yeah. Yeah. But I have, you know, I'm a good. I've seen you swing. I know you swing. Let's see. Let's not act like children. Let's not act like children. Let's not act like children. Yeah. And the mics off. That's an amazing classic. And as NBC's Nicole Wallace commenting afterward, raise a conversation happening inside Biden's circle and certainly a much more frank conversation happening inside the Democratic Coalition. And I think there will be stories of a lot of concern about the performance tonight. And I think what when you say conversation is happening, what do you mean? I think people are talking, I think the conversations range from whether he should be in this race tomorrow morning to what was wrong with him. I mean, he has a cold. A lot of people cringing at how first lady Jill Biden talked to her husband after, after excuse me, the debate last night. Oh, you did such a great job. You answered every question you knew all the time and the criticism is that she sounded like she was talking to a child. What did Trump do? Yeah. So what did you say to how many lines was it that that he had did 20 six? Did they do look at the did Biden lie and all or? Yeah, there were fact checkers who said that he lied on several occasions as well. Yeah. Yeah. Just incorrect facts. Yeah. It was interesting. I watch these debates and I usually will watch these debates and you are I think most 90% of people probably already know who they are going to lean towards and vote. And I feel like these debates usually just seem more decorum like, you know what I mean? And I felt like with all during, I thought the decorum was actually not bad. It was the uncomfortability that was the thing. And I think that I was expecting it was going to be brash and even though that they were shutting mics off, I think the mic thing hurt President Biden to the shutting off of the mics because I think where Trump kind of normally will be more, you know, aggressive and go after them, I think that could have covered up a little bit of that of what happened. But it felt it felt very uncomfortable last night. And I'm shocked that the the the people that are doing the debate was a Danabash and Jake Tower didn't try to bring both content of these candidates to the questions that they were asking like pretty much they would just answer whatever the hell they wanted to talk about. And that's where that golf thing came in the play. Like at some point when they're talking about their golf game, it's like you are the moderator. Yeah, moderate the damn debate and I think they seem like they were afraid to moderate it. And the other big story from yesterday, a federal jury deciding against the NFL. This is big news, by the way, anybody that likes to get Sunday ticket. Yeah, they told the league to pay nearly $5 billion in damages for inflating, artificially inflating the price of the NFL Sunday ticket. The decision after a month long trial in this class action lawsuit could change the way that you watch football. The jury also awarded $96 million to a group of bar owners. And here's the thing. The way I understand this damages in these sorts of cases can be tripled by law by a judge. So the NFL could actually be on the hook for more than $14 billion in total, which is just a crazy number. The NFL immediately said it would appeal that decision. I think that it's always been one of those ones where I thought, why is it that they'd limited to one particular streaming service or was back in the day cable was direct TV. Now I think it's YouTube or whatever. And I also think that they should allow you to be able just to follow your team kind of like how baseball and basketball do where you can actually follow your team if you want to. Yeah. I like to be able to watch the, you know, all the games, although you do get all your games in the NFL, like you do get them all on if the team sells out all their games back in the day when the lions didn't sell out, you know, if they didn't sell out Ford Field, they would black out some of these games. Hey, for all of today's dirty, get all caught up from the week on the I Heart Radio app or mojo in the morning.com. Directly from the source, it's mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30 Lydia had a special surprise today. Did you tell them what that that you were going to do this? Does he know that this was going to happen? There's no idea. Should I tell them? Yeah. Zach come in studio. Will you please? Zach Lydia had a surprise until she found out that it was against the law and we have a little bit of a controversy here this morning. Cat. Zach. Big Zach. Big Zach. Not the little one. Not the little one. Big Zach. Not the little one. Lydia was going to hire you a hooker today. You should have seen her, bro. You should have seen her. Like grace. Wow. Oh, that's not it. How do you do? Top three. Lydia. What was it that you actually wanted to do this morning? I wanted to have a firework display out in the back parking lot for Zach. Oh, do you want to know how happy fireworks make him a stoners fireworks display in our parking on Lydia Lydia said that she thought it would be funny to have you know fireworks set up in the back of the parking lot Zach on a folding chair and just sitting there watching him go whoa double rainbow double rainbow it's a double rainbow all the way yeah so she wanted to do this in our back parking lot we had it all set up and then we were told by our boss that we couldn't do it after she was going to use our friends over at exotic fireworks and Pat what's up Pat from exotic fireworks I haven't talked to you Pat in a long time what's going on buddy I do emotional it's been about 10 years it's been too long it's been I did first off I totally forgot so Pat I used to get a chance to hang out with Pat all the time when Pat would do promotions with us with Entertainment Express limousines and we would do crazy like rides to go watch the wings play in the Stanley cup and then we did the Pistons one remember that with the Pistons in the championship well the best one was when we took the contestants down the Pittsburgh with the Red Wing will be able to piss off the Pittsburgh fans over there in Pittsburgh that a lot of fun that he had a vehicle that was all decked out in Red Wings and man you're lucky that the people in Pittsburgh didn't do something to that thing we had security as you watching their current night time because we thought they're gonna blow it up yeah hey I gotta tell you something Pat I don't know if you heard did Hassan or Lydia tell you so our boss came and said that there is an ordinance in Farmington Hills and the ordinance is that you cannot light fireworks off before what time is it Lydia 11 o'clock and but that law starts tomorrow the law starts tomorrow but the problem is we light off fireworks today they say that it could be like a $5,000 fine or something it could be a $1,000 per firework oh cry yeah how many fireworks we're we're exotic fireworks gonna be bringing over oh about 30 it's about $30,000 oh geez we don't have budget for that anymore buddy that was Tony that that got blown back in the day that those those those days of having 30 grand just sitting around are completely gone now in radio but there's all there's all something I was gonna do for Zach I had two that do 250 perishes so when he was gonna be sitting in that chair you've been seeing about 500 perishes coming down at him oh my god wait a sec wait like like people in parachute oh no oh it's a firework that does perishes alright so so here's what we got to do then instead we got to postpone this maybe for like a I don't know a few days or so we'll figure something out and we'll do it at maybe nighttime so that that's great but I have to tell you something Pat so Chelsea and I were invited this weekend to a Fourth of July party and it said on the invitation for the party BYOF bring your own fireworks perfect as we want to hear so everybody that was it is invited to this fireworks party that we're doing and it's a it's a Kaldi and a friend of ours that is throwing this party they are telling everybody instead of bringing a beverage to share instead of bringing a plate to share yeah bring a firework and we'll light it off I actually don't mind that ask really yeah I don't know I mean if they're supplying all the food and drinks yeah they're they're supplying the food and drinks and some fireworks everybody poppin exactly it's great in theory until the person shows up with the sparkler not what you want if the person shows up with the sparkler is that like the person that brings like one little yeah I've never purchased large scale fireworks I'll probably went to the liquor store and got a couple sparklers couple little flame throwers or whatever I had on balling on the budget I'm not trying to spin an arm in the leg but I've told my cousin that I'm gonna spend five hundred dollars on fireworks what can I get me to make me look like you know I'm the guy I'm definitely gonna make you a nice show we do a nice grand finale will start off with some smaller small fireworks to call 200 grams moving up to 500 grams and then finished off with a grand finale so yeah we could definitely make a great fireworks show you'd be more happy now I'm coming to see you Pat hey they're gonna think you're a professional what are you doing with you I'm coming to see you give them the parachutes Pat real people falling from the sky hey can I can I do a game show with you Pat I'm gonna try something with you and I want the listeners to play at home and you guys to play in the studio maybe you guys can be a phone a friend for Pat on this one so I I have a list and we we've always for 4th of July I've always come up with lists of fireworks or porn movie titles oh this is tradition this is a mojo in the morning tradition okay so I'm gonna I'm gonna announce what the fireworks are or the porn movie title and you got to tell me whether it's a firework or if it's a porn okay Pat okay Pat from exotic fireworks the prize that you will get is a free porn movie that I have a DVD I still have porn on DVD okay so when you recorded of yourself yeah yes exactly you get my personal porn now mojo I don't want to see that ah come on come on all right ready here we go all right first one the golden shower fireworks correct all right like they name it pulp fiction it's a hard one there healthy no not a firework you are right this guy he's good coming to America fireworks no no any mercy that is a boy hey what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put that one on a box next year that I'm gonna have is the firework now keep going keep going here we go the bada bing bada boom you are right look he's gonna say fireworks for everyone in these ones every day pat three one there you go dragon farts not a fireworks no that is a firework that is actually a firework uh the naughty elephant that is a firework yes it is a firework here you go ready emission impossible firework no that is a porn that is a porn here you go I like this one done in 60 seconds just send me a firework but we'll see no it's not that is a porn I think I know what that movie is about that actually is the name of my movie so just so you know that um all right hoe with the old god the fast in the ferocious no passes keep on saying fire there's a point yeah sorry don't watch point and sorry about that okay there's answer good answer here you go redneck ruckus like they all sounds like this firework to me that is a firework that is a firework that is a firework exactly and the no god no I can't say that one on the radio almost i'm not gonna say that one huh here you go buy on the fourth of july that means a porn that is a porn that is a porn there you go i've enough already with this pat from exotic fireworks we love you so much buddy what's the hottest selling fireworks that you guys have at exotic fireworks everybody seems like the mortars these dates they're so loud and go so high but obviously the grand finale is the biggest dollar yeah okay grand finale is the biggest one question for you when people come in how many missing fingers do they have none no we don't like to hear that but we know we don't want to hear that yeah if a guy comes in he's got like one arm and one leg do you ask him if he was one of your frequent shopper card people or okay never never how many people come in and quote that scene from joe dirt we've got whiska doos whiska no yeah we hear that all the time they said he gives discount when they show me the video wait what about this one pat how many people walk in with a cigarette in their mouth you know that's the weirdest one sometimes they have a little smoking thing that you smoke or smoke comes out of their mouth i say you can't do that in their store they say we're not smoking they're just smoking so you're gonna panic or a customer yeah no vaping there all right pat we'll talk to you soon buddy i'll see you soon okay thanks man good luck with that that's in the back chalk what's going on buddy um i think you need to get credit for the first one because i think it was both oh which one to go golden shower golden shower wait is that i don't know man i've you have you watched that it was both okay all right hold on he's very strong in his he just saw that last night do you have a downloaded anything it's my favorite i you know it's funny i went into i went into a fireworks store one time and i walk in there and i was literally like a kid in a Toys R Us it was so amazing i you guys have you've never been we should go to exotic fireworks for like a show retreat it's it's crazy it's crazy it's like it's like going to party city but with explosives it's it's very cool all right we'll be right back don't go anywhere you have enough remaining fingers to count the number of days on july fear half e fourth of zilla from mojo in the morning all right is uh mojo in the morning show Megan what gives you the egg okay so i was out yesterday and i was um picking up some food at a place where you like order up at the counter and there was a couple who was also ordering up there and the girl was trying to buy their meal and the guy had this like weird freak out and i before i tell you this i know all right i would like to pre-address that i am the one that's always joking about take men's money but i don't actually believe that men should have to pay for everything and so when he's real fit about her trying to buy the meal i immediately got the egg i think it's so weird when guys never want a girl to pay for a date and i i was really shocked at how quickly i went oh that's not attractive i really don't like that quality because it just felt so unequal and i saw him in such a different light and i could not take it back is there anything that somebody does that like immediately makes you go oh i got the egg i don't like that so with the uh real quick the guy wanted to buy the meal yeah and they were fighting over the bell yeah because she had her card out and she was trying to put it into the the card scanner so what was icky uh that like he was kind of throwing a tantrum over it so he was he was fighting over getting the thing i wanted to pay like i like paying sometimes yes it makes me feel like i'm contributing for sure our fun experiences and then i'm not just relying on you yeah like i i want to feel like you're equal now that's not like we have to split everything 50 50 every time i'm not saying that and it doesn't need to be calculated down in dollar but every once in a while if i pull out my card don't real fit about it but when does that come into play in the relationship when you're dating or when you're in a relationship when you're doing i think at any time really yeah i'm no really i i am old-fashioned and that i think that the guy should pay for the first date and i know a lot of people disagree with me but that's that's what i believe but i do think that like like when i offer to pay when west and i go out i know that we're married it's kind of a different story it's all coming from the same place but i you know when we weren't sharing everything i when i wanted to pay i genuinely wanted to pay to megan's point of like he's so chivalrous and i appreciate that but like it also makes me feel like i'm contributing right and allow me the honor of doing that right it makes me feel good i guess i don't like it though but it's funny because when girls go out on dates and like we will say oh you're only going out so you can get a free meal and then when i'm saying well i don't want a free meal i want to contribute it's well i don't want you to do that i want to pay it feels like it's a lose lose do you always pay every single time so when you and shirel go out you always always always always always pay i'd be lying if i said she'd never paid but i would say it's rare more than 90 percent of the time i'll pay do you guys share funds no okay so it does so it is legit that you guys are right and some of that i mean i think it's conditioning obviously like how i was raised how for like society has said is the right way to treat a woman also i think girls assume that same mindset of like i shouldn't have to pay i think more women are entering into a space where they're you know comfortable paying do you pay and then in the parking lot you say hey you owe me ten dollars i know honestly the the best interactions when it comes time for us to decide who's going to pay if we have to decide is when i look at her i'd be like all right rock paper scissors real quick i look like that's when they get fun you waiters and waitresses they hate uh uh this they hate to fight the worst is what happened in megan's uh ik moment was when they have that device there that you're paying with because you're sick you're trying to stick it in and they're like trying to pull it out and stuff and it it usually gets back because it's usually you know the one that's in that little card flap thing the says american express or visa or whatever i think that's one thing like they're sitting there fighting and grabbing cards and we've all done that with our waiting it's like people get yeah but if you're standing up there and there's that machine i hate by the way i i hate how they bring the machine to the tables now because i really hate that i have to tip in front of you like that which i will say this to you i think that you get less of a tip if you're tipping in front of the person you think that you're getting more but i think you're getting less you know that it is though when you give me options of like the auto putting them out or whatever and they put in the custom i love that because first of all it's a mind trick you're most likely to choose the middle or the upper one so you don't come off as cheap with the bottom one yeah and then uh you did the math for me and i really you like that better i always think that you get less too because it's i normally will do it to even the amount so exactly and also i'm a bad math person too but you've also given me that range where i can do the custom tip and and round it up without having to pull out my phone for the calculator and that's way more embarrassing yeah i have no problem pulling out calculate Cindy what's up i don't like when women fight to pay it gives off such a masculine energy and it's so unattractive and if she offers to pay that's one thing i'm sure he appreciates that he sees her willingness to be part of the relationship but don't fight to pay don't argue to pay let them in pay we got do you think it's yeah but i could say to the dude let the woman pay do you think it's demasculating or demasculating what is it would it be if you're making a man less masculine is it demasculating or the guy i don't know i don't know sorry yeah it's emasculating men are supposed to take care of their women and women can treat contribute in different ways and when a woman fights and puts out that masculine energy they completely take that away from the man and we've been so conditioned because we've come across men that aren't masculine that aren't children that aren't there and we had to let's just put it this way it's not chivalry or it's just that they're cheap that's that's what it is i don't know if necessarily it's the masculine energy going on here i think there might be some guys no no for women yeah it's a women's masculine energy that they're putting out and it's not right let the guy be the guy i wouldn't say it's not right it's not what you prefer and i think that there are people out there who prefer more traditional roles but i wouldn't say one's right or one's wrong it's like do you want to be i want to know say a home mother or not there's not one right or wrong it's just what you prefer in gay relationships how do you decide who's paying on that like what what is the decision-making process i think it just comes down to a physical fight yeah to the death and then whoever's alive has to love gay fights hashtag pride what's up angel how are you doing angel happy happy friday everybody yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah some party is tomorrow give her a shout out oh it's so fun to wait it what's kiana kiana where'd she graduate from what's cool can we afford the second yes yeah yeah hold on i'm so excited guys Oprah's got to do it for you congratulations yes i love it oh Megan i completely agree with you and i agree with the last caller but i have a little opposite story for you guys yeah i was in a long term very toxic unfortunately relationship i paid for everything all the time this guy barely ever worked and it just got to be so rough um i just i never wanted to do anything anymore it was not fun yeah i was in a similar relationship to which um it was interesting to get the perspective of somebody who was kind of obligated to pay all the time if we wanted to do things and it felt like it gave me a really interesting perspective from my previous relationships where i had dated i'd come out of a relationship where the guy refused to let me pay for anything went into a relationship where the guy didn't really have a job for most of the relationship and i did do everything and it taught me like there's got to be a balance or that stress falls onto one person completely yes it's teamwork it's all about teamwork you're a partnership you know you're you're a team it's not just one or the other but i love you guys we love you too happy friday i have a great fourth and congrats thank you what kind of food we serve and at the party if um i am making pulled pork fried chicken we'll see you send the eddy yeah thank you for the call we love you what's up jay say hey what's going on we're nothin much buddy what's happen all times all the time card and all the time listen i know i love that i know that voice what's up yeah so i would totally never keep not going to pay like that that's right don't you just teach yourself why not you don't say make it feel like a girl i wouldn't care paid i'll pay if she paid we gonna have fun regardless that's right let let her let her pay and then let her do the octua right yeah yeah yeah yeah go here use your imagination all right buddy we'll talk to you later all jolly morning can kev's mom make a special appearance on the show today we haven't had kev's mom in a while oh no kev listen to this guy what a sweetheart oh what you do to your mom he didn't do anything to his mom he took his mom out on a special date and didn't make her pay and my my mom uh we used to go to the movies a lot together and she knows that uh you know people say home is where the heart is where my home is the imagine theaters and i love movies and i wanted to do something nice for my mom to give her some time along with just me and it seems as though anytime my mom is over is because you know the kids or something like that which she loves but we haven't had the opportunity to just hang out together so told my mom i want to take her to the movies so i picked her up we went to imagine we saw the new bad boys film we got the popcorn got the treats got the drink let her you know kind of do whatever she want and we really just had uh mother and son date when it was fantastic she made me pull up close to the door that was like her only rule of was like driving as close as you can but other than that it was just a really good time and a really good moment to spend with my mom because i mean when you get older you just don't add those moments anymore did your mom uh enjoy the date did she enjoy her little uh mother sunday she loved it she wants to do it more often she was happy that i took the time out to do it because you know when you're working you're grinding and you're trying to just live your life and what times that you had together just aren't there anymore i was uh i was answering a text message while you uh you were talking did you said you took her to the movies what movies you said her to oh we went to go see the new bad boy film oh jeez it's really what's wrong with that now i've been wrong with that but you laugh like is that what you wanted to see uh i think so or did you want to see it no who doesn't want to see the bad i understand i know too uh she too grown for that you know that movie is for every age i feel you but she like she she ain't trying to see that is your mom avoiding us lately and not wanting to come on the air i feel like ladies just tried to call her six times she said i called her about six times and she just do something that's the voice now she is she she don't want to ask and then i do it did i offend her or somebody offend her on the show at all you got it when you when you get a chance to talk to her you got to ask her because i don't think so because she has she typically we could uh talk about her at six ten or talk about her at ten twenty nine and we could we knew that mom was available for us now i feel like she's got representation and she's no longer she's nervous now i don't think your mom your mom doesn't seem like a nervous lady oh no have you ever seen your mom nervous at all uh sometimes you know what it is it's that new boyfriend of hers isn't it mom boy mark is yeah it's that new guy got her up late we talked about it how would you i wasn't here are you weren't no i didn't know your mom she's got a little long distance little baby what good for momma take it what are you gonna do when your mom says no to you because marcus is taking her out it depends on what she's saying no if mom says i can't go on our son dates like we can't have it mark is saying that important mark is is actually i'm sorry honey marcus and i are going out oh my god they'd be like a dagger in your heart do you think that's a real thing though like especially if you grow older and your parents are to date well do you fall off do you know it's it's that way for me as a parent you know and Chelsea as a parent too when your kids choose their significant others to be with and they don't want to be with you that becomes like a devastating thing where it's like oh my god you know they don't want to they want to hang out with you like i luke is one of those luke i so i i took luke to uh to golf and he left the golf game early so that he can go hang out with his girlfriend i was like oh as crushed i've been asking josea to watch a movie with me this entire week and he keeps telling me oh i'll be there in five minutes i'll be there in ten minutes i'll be there in twenty coming to ruin maybe for five minutes leaves back out it's just not the same anymore and he's only eleven he's got a girlfriend probably he's talking talking to somebody on roblox or something is that what it is wait i'm telling you it gets it gets crazy at that point you know you don't realize it at all and it's funny because you did it we did it to our parents right when we you know decided to go out and find relationships no you know megan you know the feeling your dad's choosing is girl right yeah yeah i didn't i didn't abandon my family my family abandoned me and and even worse is when your dad starts abandoning you for her his girlfriend's family yeah oh my god yeah my dad spends way more time with her family than he does with us we are definitely getting replaced um wait wait till you see your christmas gift coming up what is it i have it's not much it's not not much i don't know your dad would never do that i did tell him one year though i or when we were together at that football game i did say to him i go i go you know what you need to do you need to like make megan think that you're not getting or anything but you're doing something for you know the girlfriend's uh kids yeah and just to get a reaction for a viral video for us to be fair it is getting to the point where i'd rather just hang out with my dad's girlfriend and not him she sounds cool i would too uh what's up any hi hi i hit texan actually and i was saying that my thought he needs funny 17 and uh he just got his first job and he asked me those movies and we're going to see the new bad boys movie too there you go that's nice it's does he have a girlfriend um he did they just broke out but he's good even when he did there's nothing wrong with he doesn't need a girlfriend he's got his mom right you're the only girl that should be in his life right he's my only boy so i have five girls and him oh my god you're poor daughter-in-law yeah no i'm telling him no we actually have all treated he's had two serious girlfriends and in stable boths and treated very very well that's that's sweet that's awesome that you guys uh get to spend time together and do that yeah we have a very close family so what she said i'm talking to Marcus sorry guys oh no almost cursed oh why do i feel devastated almost that that does make you know what i want to know though like honestly because the last one we talked to said you know her her son are going to see bad boys i took mom my mom to go see bad boys what are the crazy parent children dates like what's the craziest thing a dad and a daughter is gone to do or a mom and a son or whatever the child and the parent is done oh because we're going to the movies but i'm sure people have done crazier things with their parents so my aunt uncle and cousins go to a movie every year on christmas right and they're uh they did not look up this movie one year and on christmas day they went to go see wolf of wall street together and nobody knew what it was about they just heard everybody said it was good and yeah we've all seen wolf of wall street that's a wild movie to watch with your parents no there are some scenes where Leonardo DiCaprio's face is in areas i would not want to watch him and i'm talking about coke on the table what about jona hell what is in the party naked my dad and i have hung out at a hooker bar before wow there you go whose idea was that well if you to my dad's favorite hotel in vegas is the flamingo and so that's where we always stay when we would go to to vegas like as a family and buggies bar is right you know what it is mojo is like right in the middle of the don't say i know what i'm trying to do it's just known for no writers it's just known for hookers hanging out there right and trying to get clientele and my dad so sweet he just talks to everybody and dad that's all you know yeah i just i don't judge me i think the difference from mojo is he doesn't call him hookers he calls him friends i think i know i i call him hardworking women uh entrepreneurs i'm looking at the text message here from lydia she's not kidding your mom did choose marcus over us elena what's up hi uh so one time my mom and i i mean if we were to go see the 50 shades of gray movie no is that gray that's a good i was like 17 was was your mom embarrassed or you more embarrassed who is more embarrassed um definitely me my mom was like my mom like comets through the whole movie and she's like whoo like i need to get out of here okay you know what this is not a good idea that's awesome listen to Leslie where did your dad take you so one year my birthday my dad um was you know with friends with this guy at the strip club so they did an all-male review i don't know if anybody remembers john johns but they once they were twice a year they would do like an all-male review and he worked the door for this event and he bought me a table for me and my friends for my birthday oh man was it weird looking at a bunch of guys john johns while your dad's there it was and they brought me up on stage because it was my birthday and my dad's just standing at the door watching these guys die right around it was it was oh my god i couldn't imagine if john johns is still around we're gonna tell Marcus that you catch the next day Felipe what's up oh no yeah so i thought what was the kid my mom used to go get like wax like full Brazilian and she'll take me with her and then like it would be like full on legs and spread and i'll be there with them on the room will be kind of funny and they'll always be playing with me and she like that the lady that put the wax on my mom put it on my entire arm i cry so much oh my god wait your mom's getting her vagina waxed and you're in the room yeah oh my god i'm from Brazil my family is very open yeah like they would not be have any problems walking nakeding from a view that's oh jeez wow that'd be crazy where was the weirdest spot on your mom's body to see your mom i'm sure you weren't watching like right up close for probably like oh no i was in the room oh so you know i was there was probably like a thing between her legs towards the back don't know the weird part oh my god calv uh what waxing place calv is going to be all right shannon what do you got in this hour this is the last dirty of the week is it and what a what a week this has been like a big one today i feel like it's yeah i just did thank you jesus it's right there yep um let's talk about the debate because that's all anybody is talking about this morning asked by a reporter how he thought he did during last night's debate during a little post-game stop for some snacks at a waffle house in atlanta president joe biden said this he did also address the rumors that his horse voiced was because of a cold that he is currently experiencing and he said yes he does have a sore throat during the 90 minute debate on cnn biden appearance uh repeatedly excuse me appeared to kind of just lose his train of thought and stumble over his words and make a lot of mistakes that we're hearing this morning have caused some panic throughout the democratic party and prompted even strong supporters to wonder allowed on the news online whether it is too late for him to exit the race should he be replaced anderson cooper talking to vice president kamala harris last night john king has described a panic inside the democratic party right now because of president biden's performance in tonight's debate he's been hearing from democratic lawmakers and others around the country um some within your own party are wondering president biden should even step aside what do you say to that listen first of all what we saw tonight is that the president making a very clear contrast with the donald trump on all the issues that matter to the american people yes there was a slow start but it was a strong finish and what became very clear through the course of the night is that joe biden is fighting on behalf of the american people on substance on policy on performance joe biden is extraordinarily strong i'm telling you michelle oh bama hey that's i gotta put the call in you know what i mean like you have the you have the super hero you know waiting for the phone call from commissioner gordon you know i don't know uh the other the person that they keep talking about is uh that uh governor of uh california gavin nousam he was he was also you were out there getting a course of questions about whether biden should step down there is a panic that is set in uh well there is panic that is set in among people who have watched us today who are democrats people who are strategist and some even inside democratic campaigns do you think it's unfounded well i think it's unhelpful uh and i think it's unnecessary uh we got to go in and got to keep our heads high and as i say we got to have the back of this president you don't turn your back because of one performance what kind of party does that conspiracy theorist masterclass i think this is all planned uh jobs i think it's all planned i think they knew that he was going to have a tough time and they did this debate so early that they can do this and i think it it mixes it up a little bit it mixes it up and it gives them an opportunity to be able to put younger fresher you know different thoughts on there if you tell me that a ticket of michelle obama and gavin nousam would not win an election gavin nousam with um Gretchen Whitmer makes me more sad oh look at you that's actually an interesting one but you think the democratic party sent him out there as a sacrificial lamb i i know when he was show up this way i think he realizes as they're excused they're not doing that i think his his his wife and everybody else have sent sent that guy out as a sacrificial lamb so i think it's a shame the first lady is getting slammed on the internet right now for allowing her husband to go up there and and do what he did last night but i also don't think they have another option like you can't say he's sick or they're gonna say no you can't say it's stutters and you can't do any of that stuff but again if you are able and i know everyone in the media this is going to be the focus because obviously we're talking about and everybody in the world is if you are able to go look at the facts of the debate and don't just stop with the stuttering in the murmuring yep yep i i get that but i also think that you want a president that you know that other leaders are going to look at and think that this guy's got his his act together and i i don't know i think that's a that's a worry that if you put a they got to do something there's something that has to be done but you're planning on the why don't we do monarchies let's have kings and queens and you're like that fun things like that historically been so great for people such a fun thing this story in the five at six fifty five earlier in the show prices right hosed drew carrie says this is happens a lot that contestants are drunk or high while on stage he said it happens frequently they'll have a gummy have a little bit fun or he'll smell he'll smell alcohol on their breath he said recently there was a guy who was tripping on mushrooms yeah and then literally tripped on the stage because he was so high on mushrooms when you most people are on vacation i played golf a week ago with a guy that took a mushroom gummy and he played better golf in me i don't know how you do it i'm so scared of my butt yeah i'm scared i feel like i'm gonna bite my tongue off like i don't know that's my fear i don't know why if you are headed to Walt Disney World anytime soon the way that you plan your rides is about to change disney just revealed an overhaul of its ride cube program to allow visitors more freedom to plan ahead so what is now known as genie plus will be rebranded to lightning lane multi pass and lightning lane single pass effective july 24th so it's gonna allow visitors to pick your rides up to a week in advance whereas right now you have to do it the day of if you're staying at a disney resort you're gonna be able to select your rides up to seven days in advance so people hated that system right genie plus yeah yeah and lastly more and more a-listers using weight loss drugs like osmek for example are suffering from some pretty embarrassing and debilitating stomach symptoms the loose mouths uh to say it nicely i guess in the hamptons right now where the celebrities flocked you for the summer especially for the fourth of july holiday there is scandal because there is a poop issue everywhere from restaurants to shops to gwyneth paltrow's home there was so many pooped explain paltrow's home some big name as a good product who wrecked her bathroom to the point that this person fled back to new york city to avoid any awkward confrontation page six is trying their hardest to figure out who it is right like the story so in okay but honestly that was good that was good do you blame osmek or do you blame the weird probiotics you probably had in everybody's race for all of today's dirty get all caught up from the week on the free i heart radio app or motor in the morning back get more dirt at mojo in the morning dot com mojo in the morning's dirty imma 30 guys make me look good okay don't uh don't make me look bad here because we have uh in studio with us this morning our kids went to uh school together and uh he's also an advertiser of the radio show here david feminineo oh there you go i mean yeah why is it why is it by the way that i i sound like uh finding nimo finding him and the lemon have you ever thought uh david have you ever thought of uh changing your name to uh get david get paid that would be great wouldn't that mean that's such a good idea first time first of all mojo first first time long time can you get yeah and then secondly mojo i know it's from this morning and i know it's hours ago maybe people didn't listen yeah hours ago but listen get off chipotle okay oh god stop stop listen can i get a high five i am i am here he's not high five he's leaving you hang on team chipotle no i know i know i know i was getting here at for those didn't hear it this morning how does chipotle run out of chicken i cannot i cannot tell you how frustrated i am listen and i'm not the only one there's so many people runs out of something at some time you've got to step off get chipotle all the way to the end zone if it wasn't if it wasn't that you're paying top rate right now in your category marcy's good by the way actually more it's good more you ain't paying top rate with more mizner running your stuff more mizner's got it man boom all right real quick i want to talk to you about some things so david feminineio is a great attorney um will represent you if you're ever in a car accident what in the world is going on in this state in i in i ohio you're just equally as bad although i i think that taren asher's doing a story on fox uh to maybe she did it last night i saw it tease on social media about the difference between our roads and ohio's roads but michigan summertime there are more accidents out on these frickin roads i tell you what i was on my way here and i felt like i was going really fast i was in the left lane for a period of time i was going 80 miles an hour look down it well i got to slow down i and then i there were people behind me so i sped i i sped up to 88 miles an hour and these people are on my rear end i had to get over just to have them blow by me at 90 miles an hour at nine o'clock in the morning in traffic it's crazy is it the the drivers or is it the roads because i swear to you i think it's all the we do stupid road construction like we don't do it the way i i grew up in lonoy and then i lived in arizona before here and i felt like things were done a little differently there they you don't just shut down entire roadways like we do sometimes here where we shut down like you know 96 you know when you combine the fact that people are driving they're in a good mood it's a friday and people are on their way to to you know perhaps north or something and they're they're they're pumped up yet all of a sudden there's there's two lanes down and people come to a stop that's when the major accidents happen and the big misnomer is that winter time has more accidents that's a complete misnomer those are slow speed fender bender accidents the big high speed deadly unfortunate accidents most of them more of them by numbers happened in the summer time and okay here's a question i don't know if you guys would know the answer to this our insurance laws okay with you know if i get into an accident why is it that i have to pay for the accident if when it wasn't my fault because the insurance not necessarily if you get an attorney that can help fight your case right well absolutely right it's michigan's a no fault state which just means that your own insurance company pays for your medical bills in your your car getting damage etc but the other driver's insurance company has to pay any access medical and and your pain and suffering that you go through disfigurement all that the other driver's insurance does pay the at fault driver will pay okay you you guys ever get in i i actually didn't understand that like i know we were a no fault state but i didn't understand that sure no fault means regardless of who caused the accident your own insurance company will pay your own medical bills as well up to your limit and then will pay your own damage to your vehicle but the other driver's insurance company will pay any access medical and will pay for your pain and suffering yeah it's called the first and third party case yeah what about like these trucks it things fall off trucks you know you mean you know what it's like the having my dad remember it went through his windshield like a year and a half that is so very fun destination yeah what do you what do you do in these in the cases of you know being driven off the road or one of those incidents that take place like what happened scott mick i've had many many cases in which the uh insurance or excuse me the uh the truck has driven somebody off the road or made contact with the side of their vehicle the semi truck driver never even realized that that's why you have to make sure that someone gets the license plate of the vehicle because the semi truck driver will just keep going yeah just keep going right onto another state and not even realize maybe that they hit somebody how many cases that you do David go to trial and how many cases the insurance companies you know don't want to go to trial with them because they're scared of you sure on average in the state of michigan 98 percent of all cases do get resolved in my cases i make sure that everybody gets the maximum amount of dollars and when the insurance company sees that it's me on the other side they pay all right you if you go to trial boom you got to worry about people doing dumb things you have four things that people do when they go to court that the dumbest things ever yeah i did the i did a facebook video on femininial law facebook and these are four sure fires way just just guaranteed ways after doing this for 28 years these are four guaranteed ways to piss off the judge is it is this because of that guy in washington county that was on zoom and he wasn't supposed to be driving didn't even have a license something like that something like that i think the number one one is time if you if you show up late that shows disrespect to the court you're going to start off on a bad foot second it's summer time i mean if you want to piss off the judge dress like you're going to cedar point in shorts and you know in your uh your sandals etc maybe even a tank top go with the tank top really makes the judge angry show complete disrespect for the court and then the third is when the judge asks you a question talk really softly so they can hear you and they got to make you repeat it several times yeah and then another really good one is is to to really never answer the judge's question they keep asking you a question and you just kind of dance around the issue and never answer the question and and that's a really important one in a bonus one i have a bonus one a bonus one is to show up drunk or high like we talked about oh my god i had one i had one many years ago where the the court officer meets me at the at the entrance where by the metal detectors and he said judge wants to see you right now oh jeez he pulls me out i don't even go through the metal detectors yanks me upstairs to the to the court uh you know clerk and i go right into the judge and in the judge says your client is drunk and belligerent oh my god so they call the case first pack courtroom call the case first they bring this guy we go up to the podium the guy is holding the podium with two hands and is swaying back and forth first things out of his mouth were i voted for you oh my and then the next words out of his mouth were was but everybody hates you oh jeez what do you do you do in that situation i just let it rip it almost like was a comedy show and the judge was just promoting more comments from the drunk guy they made him blow they made him blow really point three one three wow it was amazing he did the three one three it was amazing all right here's a here's a question i i'm gonna ask you this question then yeah in this because this is something i've always wanted to know too if you get pulled over and you have been having a drink or two and you don't think that you're drunk or whatever should you blow if you're if you're pulled over here's the difference if you if you decide not to blow then you automatically lose your your license for for six months i believe that it is and then you have to then go to the the police station then they have to get a warrant yeah for your blood and so then you get the blood test now if you were on the verge of being not intoxicated like you were a 0.08 and you needed two hours to get sober below the point oh eight then if you were to say no and the two hours were to pass and the blood tests were to come out less than point oh eight then i guess you're not intoxicated but you're still gonna lose your license for that six months but even if you would blow uh legal you you would or not blow i'm sorry uh like a blood test legal yes you're still gonna you still lose it for six months still lose it for six months because you refuse to do it wow and they do they do the figurative cut your license up right in front of you that's that's the figure they really yes jesus oh my god an uber is cheaper oh yes right um david feminine eo is in with us this morning uh eight five five sixty five crash can i tell you something about this guy he takes the calls like i've been with him and the phone bring is he's got somebody on the other end that's a like a client and he takes the the phone calls when you need and it's your your family must hate you for that they do do they ever do your family ever get to spend time with you with all the clients that are calling you all the time but that's just it that's just it i make myself available 24 hours a day 70s week on my cell phone but i'm right there with my family my family's next to me i take the phone calls i speak to my clients and make sure they feel comfortable and then i'm right back to being with my family said so okay like last the other night i got a call at 10 o'clock at night guy really wanted to talk we talked for 25 minutes you know i satisfied him i made him feel comfortable but i'm still sitting next to my wife yeah so it's great it's an interesting place you've been at where you've taken a call well he's like oh my god well like my site one of my legal assistance always makes fun of me that i was in line in disney world for the the mine ride and i'm taking phone calls i'm ready to get on this roller coaster and i'm taking phone calls sorry you know that's right that's i just do it that's what got you the money to go to disney that's right anybody complains kids it's how we got here day by the way david never takes a fee until he wins the case eight five five sixty five crash or get david get paid dot com uh you know kevin's one guy i drive by his car he's got about more dings his dents and buzz what are you bumping into that that that car has been hit so many times to be honest question for you though so i came out of my place one time and to my surprise someone had ran into my vehicle yeah and they they left a note their insurance their information i caught my i caught made a police report police came out so i got that situated then i caught my insurance company said you can either go through us or you can go through their insurance company perfect what do you think i should have done in that situation absolutely the go through the other guy's insurance company because of the fact that if your car is legally parked on the roadway and it's struck then uh the other driver's insurance has to be a hundred percent even though it's a no fault state you weren't in the car you weren't driving it so you you don't have to pay at all your your insurance company owes nothing what about shannon's case where she gets by moran this is not my new car don't worry this is the car before it yeah the person that we talked about it it wasn't i was in the jim parking lot yeah can you can you can have a part like uh or get uh for sure security games we do it all the time we do it all the time the person took off we get the we get the video cam footage we run the plate we uh you know do blogs and we we send out information to the police station and we we uh canvas neighborhoods defined who is that cause so good to know can i tell you something every car should come with the cameras that the teslas come in with where the cameras are taping all the time i know people that actually put those cameras in their car so they're recording constantly because in michigan like i was driving the lodge to go to the rocket mortgage classic people just drive right in front of you or cut you off and it's not your fault and you don't know what to do it's incredible it's incredible it's so dangerous right now and uh all we can do is try to drive defensively all right well appreciate you coming in thanks so much the uh the legendary david feminine or how do i have mercy feminine and mort meisner give it up for mort meisner yes landed the free oh look to uh huh hey we got some special people in studio with us this morning uh she uh Megan excuse me Shannon Megan and i we're out to dinner what about two weeks ago maybe i think it was i think i a few weeks ago maybe two three uh and we ran across marcia and brian marcia is one of the most amazing moms in the world actually probably the most amazing mom in the world and brian is one of our biggest fans who listens to this radio show often was it what would you say how come up to the microphone religious we say religiously is that right is there ever been a point is there ever been a point where you have said brian turned that damn thing off no and if i miss it i say what happened i love it all right well hey yeah just with all your features uh we love you we live in the morning and then he catches the podcast that's awesome my god well g we got to do something for him let's go all right this 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