Mojo In The Morning
Fireworks or Porn
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Lydia had a special surprise today. Did you tell him what that you were going to do this? Does he know that this was going to happen? It's no idea. Should I tell him? Yeah. Zach, come in studio. Will you please? Zach. Lydia had a surprise until she found out that it was against the law and we have a little bit of a controversy here this morning. Zach. Big Zach. Big Zach. Not the little one. Not the little one. Big Zach. Not the little one. Lydia was going to hire you a hooker today. You should have seen her, bro. You should have seen her. Like crazy. Wow. Oh, that's not it. Audio. Talk. Talk. Three. Lydia. What was it that you actually wanted to do this morning? I wanted to have a firework display out in the back parking lot for Zach. Oh, dude. You want to imagine how happy fireworks make him. A stoner's fireworks display in our parking lot. Lydia said that she thought it would be funny to have fireworks set up in the back of the parking lot. Zach on a folding chair and just sitting there watching him go whoa. Double rainbow. It's a double rainbow all the way. Yeah. She wanted to do this in our back parking lot. We had it all set up and then we were told by our boss that we couldn't do it after she was going to use our friends over at exotic fireworks in Pat. What's up, Pat, from exotic fireworks? I haven't talked to you, Pat, in a long time. What's going on, buddy? Hey, how you doing? It's been about 10 years. It's been too long. It's been. First off, I totally forgot. So, Pat, I used to get a chance to hang out with Pat all the time when Pat would do promotions with us with Entertainment Express, limousines, and we would do crazy rides to go watch the wings play in the Stanley Cup and then we did the Pistons. Remember that with the Pistons in the championship? Well, the best one was when we took the contestants down in the Pittsburgh with the Red Wing will be able to piss off the Pittsburgh fans over there in Pittsburgh. That was a lot of fun. He had a vehicle that was all decked out in Red Wings and you're lucky that the people in Pittsburgh didn't do something to that thing. We had security as you watching that car at night time because we thought they were going to blow it up. Yeah. Hey, I got to tell you something, Pat. I don't know if you heard Hassan or Lydia tell you. So our boss came and said that there is an ordinance in Farmington Hills and the ordinance is that you cannot light fireworks off before. What time is it? Lydia? 11 o'clock, but that law starts tomorrow. The law starts tomorrow, but the problem is we light off fireworks today. They say that it could be like a $5,000 fine or something. It could be $1,000 per fireworks. Oh, Christ. How many fireworks were exotic fireworks going to be bringing over? Oh, I'm about 30. It's about 30,000. Oh, geez. We don't have budget for that anymore, buddy. That was Tony that got blown back in the day that those days of having 30 grand just sitting around are completely gone now in radio. But there's all there's all something I was going to do for Zach. I had two that do 250 parachutes. So when he was going to be sitting in that chair, he would have seen about 500 parachutes coming down at him. Oh, my God. Wait, like, like people in parachute or no, oh, it's a firework that does parachutes. This little fish is coming out of the sky. He had been counting them one, two, three, four, six. All right. So here's what we got to do then instead. We got to postpone this maybe for like a, I don't know, a few days or so, we'll figure something out and we'll do it at maybe nighttime so that that's great. But I have to tell you something, Pat. So Chelsea and I were invited this weekend to a fourth of July party and it said on the invitation for the party, BYOF, bring your own fireworks. Perfect. That's what we want to hear. So everybody that was invited to this fireworks party that we're doing, and it's a it's a Kaldi and a friend of ours that is throwing this party, they are telling everybody instead of bringing a beverage to share, instead of bringing a plate to share, yeah, bring a firework and we'll light it off. I actually don't mind that. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, they're, they're supplying the food and drinks and some fireworks. It's a great. Everybody. Exactly. It's great in theory until the person shows up with the sparkler, not what you want. If the person shows up with the sparkler, is that like the person that brings like one little napkin, you know, yeah, no, Pat, so, so this is, go ahead, go ahead, Pat, what are you saying? Tom come visit the exact fireworks and telegraph and we'll hook him up and give him the best feels so he can, but that's part of the show at that part of it. Let me go on. Let me, let me actually this real quick because I've never purchased large scale fireworks. I probably went to the liquor store and got a couple sparklers, couple of flame throwers or whatever I had on balling on the budget. I'm not trying to spin an arm in the leg, but I've told my cousin that I'm going to spend $500 on fireworks. What can that get me to make me look like, you know, I'm the guy. I'm definitely going to make you a nice show, we do a nice grand finale, we'll start it off with some small, small fireworks to call it 200 grams, move it up to 500 grams, and then finished off with the grand finale. So yeah, we can definitely make a great fireworks show, you'll be more happy. I'm coming to see you, Pat. Hey, we're going to think you're a professional, we can go with you. I'm coming to see you. Give him the parachutes, Pat, real people falling from the sky. Hey, can I, can I do a game show with you, Pat? I'm going to try something with you. And I want the listeners to play at home and you guys to play in the studio. Maybe you guys can be a phone, a friend for Pat on this one. So I have a list and we've, we've always for 4th of July, I've always come up with lists of fireworks or porn movie titles. Oh, this is tradition, this is a mojo in the morning tradition. Okay. So I'm going to, I'm going to announce what the fireworks are or the porn movie title and you got to tell me whether it's a firework or if it's a porn. Okay, Pat. Okay. Pat from exotic fireworks. The prize that you will get is a free porn movie that I have on DVD, I still have porn on DVD. Okay. One you recorded of yourself. Yeah. Yes. Exactly. You get my personal porn. No mojo. I don't want to see that. Come on. Come on. All right. Ready? Here we go. All right. First one. Firework. Correct. Yes. You're nice. Fireworks. All right. Why they name it. Pulp fiction. That's a hard one there. I'll see. No, not a firework. You are right. Look at this guy. He's good. Coming to America. Firework. No. No. No. Any Murphy? That is a white. Hey, what am I supposed to say? I'm going to put that one out of a pocket. I'm going to put that one out of a pocket. I'm going to put that one out of a pocket. No, keep going. Keep going. Here we go. The Bada Bing Bada Boom. You are right. Look. He's going to say firework for every one of these ones. There you go. Dragon farts. Not a firework. No, that is a firework. That is actually a firework. The naughty elephant. That is a firework. That is a firework. That is a firework. Yes, it is a firework. Here you go. Ready? Emission impossible. Firework. No, that is a porn. That is a porn. Here you go. I like this one. Done in 60 seconds. It should be a firework, but we'll see. No, that is a porn. I think I know what that movie is about. That is actually the name of my movie. So I'll just say you know that. All right. Oh, God. The Fast and the Ferocious. No, passes. Keep on saying firework. There's a porn. Sorry, don't watch porn. Sorry about that. Good answer. Good answer. Here you go. Redneck Ruckus. That is a firework. That is a firework. That is a firework. That is a firework. That is a firework. Exactly. And the no. Oh, God. No, I can't say that one on the radio. I'm not going to say that one. Here you go. Bye. Here you go. Bye on the 4th of July. That is a porn. That is a porn. There you go. Enough. Enough already with this. Pat from exotic fireworks. We love you so much, buddy. What's the hottest selling fireworks that you guys have at exotic fireworks? Everybody seems like the mortars. These dates are so loud and go so high. But obviously the grand finale is the biggest dollar. Yeah. Okay. Grand Finale is the biggest one. I'm not sure if you have any questions. I'm not sure if you have any questions. 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