Mojo In The Morning
The Facebook Marketplace Farter
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Right. Mojo in the morning show, K P had a funny incident happened to her when she was selling something on Facebook Marketplace. I don't know if you guys have seen my Instagram story lately, but I'm literally selling everything I own. Even clothes. I'm like, I kind of want some of her jeans. You want some? Take it. I'm actually worried because nobody wants to buy my clothes and I'm like, why? It's, they're so cute. But I don't get it. Like, come on. But the other day- I like cats. No. I'm not real. Bubba smells very good. Anyway, so the other day I was selling like a really big piece of furniture and this dude on Facebook Marketplace. And I don't know if you guys have had this experience with Facebook Marketplace, but the people on there are weird, like they're, they're wack-a-doo's. That's what I'm going to call them. They're wack-a-doo's. I don't, I, whoa, like I had this dude go to my place and I always like, I'm cautious about going on Facebook Marketplace because, um, one, I'm a single female. So if I'm selling something, I make sure that I have it outside of my place. Like they don't know where it is. Because in the risk of being kind of, I would say a public figure in posting on your personal social to sell things, you have to go to like specific areas to sell and not give people. I try to gauge like, is this a listener or is this a mutual friend? Is this someone that I honestly, I have a preference in selling because it's like, I don't know who you are. And if you're just messaging me to get my address, then we're not going to meet up. But the other day I sold this piece of furniture on Facebook Marketplace. And this dude comes to pick it up and he seemed like a really normal dude and all that. But I think he was having some tummy problems and, um, he bent down to pick up the squat and pick up this piece of furniture and let out a little tootsie. Oh no. Oh my god. Did he acknowledge it or did he know what he kept talking about his kids? Like I'm, I'm like, I could, it was a little, he was like, oh, the best years of my life. I wish I would have had kids sooner. And then. And I was like, I'm so awkward. Like at least he tutored outside of my apartment, but like, oh my god, how do you, like, how do you move forward? Like, I mean, we moved forward, moved into his car. It is so hard when you're having a conversation with somebody and that happens and like, you don't want to acknowledge it because you know that they're so embarrassed. But after that happens, the only thing I can think, I'm not even paying attention. I know. It's like, he farted. He farted. He farted. And that's like, he farted. Playing in my brain. Yeah. Can he smell it? That awesome part is like moly moly moly moly moly moly moly moly moly moly moly moly. You know what's funny? That's happening to me now. I'm like randomly just like farting. Farts just randomly come out. I did it right in front of you, buddy. And I'm telling you, I just, I just, and why is it that when I randomly fart, it's like me watching a fireworks display. It's like, Oh, it may be the side effect of the of the jab. Yeah, by the way, when you're selling stuff on Facebook marketplace, and it's like a big item, and I know that, you know, you don't want people knowing your place, you have to move things twice then, like you have to like, you have to pick it up movement, go take it to where you're moving it to. That seems like a lot of work. Well, it's better than having someone break into my apartment. I get it. But at one point, how much money are you making off of this that? I actually, I would say I'm an expert Facebook marketplace. Really? Like I, even before now with selling all my stuff, I would buy like really old furniture and completely flip it and sell it for a pretty large profit. You do a really good job. You do an amazing job. I want you to do some stuff for me. Like if I wasn't doing radio, I feel like I would have like a shop and like make stuff and do that, that type of stuff. But like, yeah, I've noticed that with everything that I buy, I almost always, because I'm moving a ton, I feel like I'm always moving. I almost always sell it for the same or sometimes even more because I fix it or I, it's just in good shape and I take the time to like, have them come get it and take it away. I don't know. That's pretty, it's pretty good if it's basically, it's almost like you're renting it for a lot. Kind of, no, I feel like I do rent my furniture because people always buy it. Have you ever thought of finding an apartment and staying there for a little bit? That is. Like maybe a two-year lease. The goal. That's like why. What's up, Jordan? Hi. So did you have to go through all the fake people to find the real person? Yep. Is that? Does that happen a lot? Yeah. There's a lot of Facebook marketing scams too. So the new thing is, and I get it all the time, I try to sell something. I go, "Oh, can you use Deli?" I'm like, "Yeah." Well, I have to activate a new account. No, he's selling. He's selling. Facebook's selling. Yeah, selling. All right. Jason. I opened a new, yeah, it happened all the time. Yeah. Hey. Are you used to buy cash happy? Quick question. When you sell it, Jordan, do you worry as much about them coming to your place or do you just haven't come to your place? Well, I actually went to pick up from somebody's house and hopefully it wasn't. It wasn't for a date because this guy was, he was definitely a catfish. If he was dating somebody, because I'm looking at the picture of the guy, that's not... It doesn't look like a thing like him. Yeah. 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